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- Kamva.
- What do you mean we must break up?
- Dude...
...initiation school is no child's play.
My seniors say I shouldn't see girls I dated in my boyhood.
I'm going to be a man now.
I don't want you holding me back. But look...
...when I return we can have sex to take away the bad luck.
- Don't you dare disrespect me!
You arrive late...
...to the most important night of my life...
...dressed like you're fucking Nasty C.
- Dude, leave that chick, let's go.
- Hold on, be right there.
Nelisa don't be such a nag. Grow up.
- You asshole! You're telling me to grow up...
...when you're the one who's dumping me?
Today of all days!
- Look...
...tomorrow morning my uncles arrive to take me...
...to the countryside so I can do the ritual.
It's my last night with my boys, I wanted to have a...
...great night ,I thought we'd break up and still be cool.
- I wasn't married to you.
I was never married to you, Kamva.
- Well, you know yourself you're so clingy.
Get lost Nelisa.
When you get dumped just get lost!
Now say "bye Kamva!"
- Hurry up bro, hurry.
- Don't tell me to hurry up.
I was just his boyhood fling?
- No...
I'm a boyhood fling?
- No, no. You're not.
No, no.
I can't, I can't. It's just too much. I can't breathe.
- You're having a meltdown, you need to calm.
Nelisa! Nelisa!
There are people in far worse situations than you are in.
Get yourself together, please!
First it was Anathi...
...now this shit.
Now this shit!
Like, what the fuck?
[KNOCKING]
- Hide this. Take that.
- Shit!
- Fuck!
Fuck!
- Shh!
- Emergency, hello!
Wait!
- Hey, Nelisa...
...I need to talk to you.
Were you crying? What's going on?
- No, friend...
...I just put Vicks in her eyes.
- Sorry, friend.
- Aah.
- Get out of my way.
Move, move!
You damn leakers!
- Thanks.
[DOOR SLAMS]
- Friend, what's wrong?
- Okay, something happened...
...and you're the only one I can tell.
Okay, okay Cwaita.
What's going on?
Is it your date because...
- No, man. Forget about that little kid.
Oh, so you're seeing...
...your boyfriend tonight?
- Yes, he's picking me up at the after party.
Fuck... Cwaita, can't we have...
...you to ourselves just this once?
When will we ever gather like this again?
- Don't talk like that.
I just did.
I don't know if you've noticed, but...
...life is happening, okay...
...and it's happening in a very big way, Cwaita.
Okay?
- You're telling me about it.
I'm pregnant, Nelisa.
What?
- No, no, no!
- Okay.
You know your man.
You know he's screwing the whole DV!
- How Cwaita? How?
- I know that, I'm not stupid.
I'm going to UCT next year.
I can't keep this shit.
- I know! I know...
Shit, is this for real?
- It's been in my purse for the past two weeks.
Two weeks?
- Friend, I'm scared.
- I know, I know. It's okay, it's okay.
- I need to... I need to...
...get rid of it before it's too late.
- Okay, okay, okay.
- Is you done or is you finished? Aah.
What are you guys doing here anyway?
- Shut the fuck up, Zongi. Shut the fuck up!
You forget you're a fucking boy, not a girl.
- I'm more of a girl than you'll ever be!
Shut up! Okay!
- It's not about you!
Shut the fuck up.
- Tiny?
- Piss off!
Would you guys, just shut up.
- Slut!
Tiny...
- Neli, Neli!
Hello?
- Where are you guys?
- Where are you?
You're busy wasting time...
...they're taking your man, asshole!
- Piss off, ass-wipe!
What the fuck are you doing?
- Get lost!
- You're cheating on my friend in front of me!
Shut up, you fucking whore!
- I will fuck you up now!
Piss off Kamva, you ass-wipe!
You ass-wipe!
Neli?
What are you looking at? Piss off you bitch asshole.
- Girl, move with your god-damn kitten heels.
- Jesus Christ!
- Where the fuck are you going? Where are we going?
- Ladies...
Wow! A floral kimono.
Where did you buy it?
You have to buy me one too.
Is it a corset? I don't know.
- Hey man share some white dust.
What do you know about drugs?
I'm trying to open, don't rush me.
Wow, this one will die.
- Whoo!
Whoo!
- You girls look glamorous!
- My darling you've got a cape you're Zorro.
My darling you're wearing see-through...
...it’s so cold.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- Ooh yass.
- Neli, my friend...
...did you see the men here?
- Oh shame, my poor single friend.
Oh, come on Nelisa. No.
- Tiny! I missed you.
- Sorry, bro. Sorry.
That boy pisses me off!
Tiny, you're so impulsive.
You should've waited for us.
- We would've...
- What would we have done?
- We would've fucked him up...
...like the whore he is.
Gosh, Tiny though.
So impulsive, this friend of yours.
Guys, guys, guys look.
- Look at the stars.
- Now picture a Zongi constellation.
Picture it, Zongi's corner.
Something sexy...
- Guys, fuck it, let's go.
I mean like...
...let's just get the fuck out of here.
This is probably the last time we'll chill like this.
- Okay, so let's say...
...if you could go anywhere your heart desires...
...where would you go?
- I'd go to Hole In The Wall.
- All the way to Coffee Bay?
- To do what?
- They say you can talk to the dead.
- Why would you want to do that?
Guys, okay first of all, you are both confused. Right?
Everyone knows you don't go to Hole In The Wall or...
...Coffee Bay to do that, you go to fucking Gwadana.
- Where? What?
Gwa... Huh?
Oh Tiny, this thing of yours of growing up...
...in the taxi rank though.
- You guys don't want to go to Gwadana, hey?
My grandmother used to tell me about that place...
...and its ghosts.
Apparently Gwadana...
...is the home of the biggest and worst hags who ever lived.
They believe Gwadana is their gateway to hell.
- Uh-uh, there you go with your stories...
...I don't like all this evil talk.
Look, were you serious about leaving?
- Yes.
- I can make it happen.
- But this "Godana"...
- It's Gwadana.
- Whatever!
- Guys, look...
...all I'm saying is that we need this.
We need this break.
I need this break.
- At least just to figure things out...
...you know?
- So you're serious?
- I'm serious.
I'm serious, like a shark attack, I'm serious!
- Then let's get the fuck out of here, guys.
- Let's get the fuck out of here!
- Yup!
Let's go talk to the dead.
Hopefully, they can give us insight on life.
Okay, guys don't play with my emotions, okay?
Tiny.
Tiny man...
...how will we get to Hole In The Wall?
Are you dating some white boy...
...who'll host us when we get there?
- Say something, Tiny.
- We'll drive there in the Caracara.
- I get my license tomorrow.
- Tiny...
...your uncle would never give you his favourite car.
- And the Constable would allow you to go on a road trip?
- Why are you being an asshole, though?
No, come on!
- Stop it, okay!
This is not the time to act like little bitches, please.
I was starting to like this plan, okay.
Thank you.
- I don't know about you guys...
...but I know I need this road trip.
Even if it's just one day.
Cwaita...
...weren't you going to hook up with your sugar daddy...
- Piss off!
Don't mess with me!
I'm sorry.
Why is she like this?
- Guys...
...if we're going ahead with this...
...let's do it.
No retreat, no surrender.
Say it, assholes, say it!
- No retreat, no surrender!
- Again!
- No retreat, no surrender!
[PHONE ALERT]
- Goodness me!
- Nelisa...
...how long must I shout about these ants in this kitchen?
- I work all night...
...and I still have to come back to this mess?
- I was going to wash the dishes, but you...
- When were you going to wash them, Nelisa?
- You just came home early!
- All you do is sleep!
- What did I say to you, Nelisa?
Didn't I ask you to check up on Sphe at night...
...when you go to bed?
- What exactly do you want me to do?
- Huh?
- I work hard, Nelisa.
- I work like a slave for you, my child.
- To ensure you at least have a better future than mine.
- Where are you going?
- Dressed like a slut?
You're not going to answer me?
Hey, Nellas.
- Come, come.
- Hey.
- Hey, hey.
Are you good?
- And then?
No, man...
...it was this other disrespectful bitch.
Neli.
- What's up?
- Guys, I wasn't joking yesterday...
...I want out of this place.
I hope we weren't just dreaming.
- Dreaming?
Bro, I'm leaving.
Listen...
...I wasn't kidding about getting my license today.
That asshole is fucking off to Mpongo Park...
...with his family for the whole weekend.
He's given all the drivers a half-day.
All those taxis will be home by 1pm.
I'm leaving.
- Oh, come on. You said it yourself...
...we need to get the fuck out of this place.
- Why do you hate your uncle so much?
- Don't ask me shit!
- I'll pick you up after school.
- Tiny, Tiny...
...where are we going to get fuel money?
And food money?
Dude, my mother is a cop, we're broke.
I'll come pick you up after school.
- Ntombikayise.
- Oh, piss off!
- What's wrong with you. Give me my baby.
- Oh piss off, don't ask me shit!
- Yellowbone!
Princess!
Why are you smoking?
If you were mine, I'd spank you.
I'll be back, okay?
- Big men!
- You guys are late today.
- Don't make me wait for you.
- Come in.
- Hey...
...lock that dog away and come here.
[KNOCKING]
- Come in!
- You wanted to see me, sir?
- Sit!
- You care to explain to me...
...what the meaning of this is?
- Is this supposed to be some sort of joke?
- You get this signed, you hear me?
- After everything your mother's been through...
...you pay her back with yet another year of hell!
- Look, I'm not coming back here next year, okay?
- And what?
- You're going to get a job?
- With your qualifications...
...I'm sure you'll make an excellent chambermaid.
- You don't know what I'm capable of.
- How can I?
- You've never bothered to show it.
- My God, why can't you be more like Anathi?
- Your asshole!
- What did you say?
- I said...
...despite yours and humanity's lack of faith in me...
...I will make something of myself.
- Today on this momentous occasion...
...we'll be bidding farewell to our matriculants.
I'm continuously amazed by the tenacity...
...fortitude and unshakeable humour...
...displayed by the men and women...
...who sign up to run races, climb mountains...
...cross oceans and take on challenges...
...few would dare contemplate...
...in a search for success.
Finding one's place in the world...
...is a journey of self-love and self-sacrifice.
One cannot achieve their true potential...
...without risking anything.
Today...
...you go out into the world not as children...
...but as crusaders of the new world.
Those who once held the reigns to culture and discovery...
...now surrender that power over to you.
The new leaders of our country...
...and existence.
♪ Why ufike late ♪
♪ Why, why, why ♪
- Cwaita, stop it.
What's with you?
Why're you so uptight?
Loosen up, man.
- Zongi, what are you doing there?
- Girl you know...
...wait, give me a sec.
Oh, my friend.
- People who aren't used to love.
Kamva's lover.
Whoa! Hey. Calm down, cheeseboy.
- Couldn't you give it to someone who needs it?
Don't you dare! Don't mess with me.
I wore this blazer for four years...
...I had no other choice.
You have no idea what I went through at that school.
You would never know, not now, not never.
There's no way I'm giving away this cursed burden to anyone.
I wouldn't even give it to the neediest of the needy.
So don't mess with me.
- What's wrong with you Zongi?
- Piss off!
- What are you doing, Zongi?
- You're so dramatic.
[PHONE ALERT]
Tiny, where are you?
What the fuck do you mean...
...you failed your driver's license?
We're at our spot waiting for you?
Where are you?
- I'm here!
- What the fuck?
- Dude!
- Oh my goodness.
- Yoh my friend, your haircut!
[DOG BARKING]
- Is Verwoerd coming with us as well?
- Where are we taking your dog with rabies?
- Is this your butch aesthetic?
- Don't start with me! Don't talk shit!
- I'm trying to figure you out.
- Is this your butch look, or like...
I'm concerned...
- You're fucking disrespectful!
Why so much luggage?
- What about it?
Did your uncle give you this minibus?
- Did the Constable give you permission to go?
- So why did you use a razor blade?
- Back the hell up, all of you!
That shithead doesn't know I failed my driver’s license.
I'm leaving, who's coming?
- Come on, Tiny.
- Are you coming or not?
Move!
- Geez!
- You still standing there?
- I'm coming.
- Me too.
Wait for me to get my bag.
- Here we go!
- You're such a bully.
- So what if it's your uncle's bus?
- Oh, here comes a car!
- They must get out of the way, what are you doing?
- Tiny, look in front of you!
- What are these guys doing?
- You ass-wipes!
Dude, what are you doing?
Put both those hands on the steering wheel!
[SCREAMING]
- Sorry, ma'am. Sorry. Apologies!
- Jesus!
Shit!
- I'm going to pack.
♪ Mommy's baby... Neli, my baby ♪
How was your last day of school?
- It was fine.
Fine? Come on!
Your last day of matric was fine?
Come, let's celebrate, I saved you some.
- What's this now?
Fine.
- Look, I'm going.
Where to?
- I'm going on a road trip...
...with Tiny for the weekend.
- On a road trip with Tiny for the weekend.
- Neli...
...have you forgotten?
Huh?
Have you?
You forgot what happened to Anathi?
- Bulelwa, please.
Neli?
- Neli! Neli!
Neli.
Neli!
- Neli!
- Leave me alone, Bulelwa!
- So you like it when I drink, hey?
When I kill myself?
Why don't you just kill me, Neli?
Kill me, my child.
Kill me and then bury me.
You will bury me.
Kill me, my child.
After everything I've done for this family.
Is this how you thank me?
Huh, Neli?
After everything I've done, my child?
Rather kill me.
Take that gun...
...the bullets are in the chambers.
- Take it and shoot me.
- I'd rather die.
After everything I've done for you?
- Bulelwa, Bulelwa!
- I'm not Anathi!
What happened to Anathi won't happen to me.
Oh, are you clairvoyant now?
- It's not fair, it's not fair!
When am I going to live my life?
- Aah!
And what kind of life is that, Neli...
...without matric?
Huh?
- Mine.
- You idiot!
Open this door!
Open this damn door!
- Please.
- Please nothing. I said you're not coming with.
- I'll tell you some jokes.
- What jokes? Stupid jokes?
- I beg you.
- I said no so stop nagging. Now bring my bag.
You're not getting it.
- I'll spank you.
I'll make you laugh with my jokes.
What jokes? From where?
- Go to your friends...
...I'm going with my grown up friends.
- There are no kids there.
- Please.
- I'm not your mother...
...you left your mother at home.
Hey, fake mechanic.
Did they kick you out? Why so much luggage?
- Don't mess with me, piss off!
- I'm just asking.
- I'm just asking. No, no, no.
- It's this shiny shit you're hanging up there.
- Who said you could do that, Zongi?
- Remove all that shit.
- Tiny
- What?
- You can drive, right friend?
- Don't ask me shit!
- You failed your license.
- You want to drive?
- No, it's just that you failed the driving license.
- Do you want to drive?
No, but you failed.
- You want to drive, Cwaita?
- Sorry, sorry.
- Come and drive, Cwaita.
Sorry, sorry.
Zongi...
...don't tell me you stole this in the foyer last night.
- Hey, Ntombikayise.
- Hey, Bra Cakes.
- What's up?
- You got the keys to the township?
You're cruising in Satan himself.
Your uncle loves you, hey.
Who's that yellowbone?
- There you go again.
- Where are you off to?
- We're just going to the village, we'll come back soon.
- Soon, you say?
- No, bro. You see now?
- There you go with your nonsense.
- I'll pay you.
You're my boy, but I want her to be mine.
Come on hook me up, it's not that difficult.
- No.
- Where's your license?
- It's in the car.
- Hurry, bring it.
- Hurry, I'm in a rush.
[PHONE ALERT]
- Aah fuck.
- Cwaita, Cwaita, Cwaita...
- Why are you speaking through your teeth?
- Cwaita, this guy.
[PHONE ALERT]
Did you take it?
- Tiny.
- Yes?
- Something's happened at the rank.
- Sure, Bra Cakes.
Guys...
...just get in the fucking car.
- No!
No, Tiny...
...with your butch self!
- Neli! Neli!
Neli, open this damn door!
- Neli, this is my house.
- Neli!
- This is my house.
This is my house, Neli.
Sphe...
...what did I say about playing in the kitchen?
- What did I say about playing in the kitchen?
Come.
- Sphe!
Go.
Go and watch TV!
Neli...
Nelisa...
- Failing matric isn't the end of the world.
You know, my child...
...one day you'll look back on this day...
...and laugh.
Mommy's little girl...
...aren't you...
Whoa! Tiny, Tiny...
Guys... Whoa, Tiny...
- Whoa, gents!
Lady, this is not a public taxi.
- I said, it's not a public taxi. You hear me?
- What the hell?
I said I'm not taking any passengers. Did you hear me?
- Lady, don't get inside, don't sit.
Piss off!
What did you say?
- Piss off!
- She is so rude.
What are you going to do?
Piss off!
- What the fuck is wrong with you Zongi?
- Hurry up!
- Fuck off, stop pushing me.
- What the fuck, Zongi didn't pay for alcohol?
- What nonsense did you do in there?
- Hey! Hey! Hey!
- I stole it for a reason, he's a racist asshole.
- Why did you steal from him? What did he do to you?
- Tiny, Tiny...
- Tiny start this car now.
- Tiny, Tiny start this bloody car.
- What does it look like I'm doing?
- Tiny, Tiny drive off man.
- Stop! Stop...
...open this door, open this door.
- Go away! Go away!
- Hurry up Tiny!
- You haven't paid for that.
- Tiny this car must go now!
- What does it look like I'm trying to do?
- Go! Go!
[SCREAMING]
- What the fuck is wrong with you, Tiny?
- Who said you must steal?
- Did you see me stealing? Just leave me alone!
- Cwaita, let it go.
Tiny.
- Sorry, guys.
- Okay...
...in 400 metres...
...you turn left into Oriental...
...then after that, straight into Oxford...
...across Southernwood...
...then we'll be on the N2.
Okay?
Okay, alright. Okay, so...
...according to Waze...
...we're going to have to turn left...
...then straight into the N2.
Yeah?
Cool.
- Uncle Tiny!
- You two...
...stop fingering each other over there.
We want mood music.
- Mood music, mood music!
- Please, please.
- Yes, friend that's our song!
[SCREAMING]
So we're supposed to...
...carry on the N2 for 103 kilometres...
...then go into R61.
- Cool.
- Hey...
...calm down, you're doing great.
- Thank you.
Okay?
I'm serious.
So what happened?
- With what?
- You know what. Tell me what happened.
- Thing is. Listen...
- It's just, I fucked up...
...that bloody three-point turn.
What?
- The three-point turn, it's so fucking difficult.
At least you know what that is.
The "ten-ton-ten".
"ten-ton-ten".
- I looked at him and I went...
...you're really going to fail me?
I got the fuck out of there fast.
All because of the "ten-ton-ten"?
- Don't laugh at me.
- Don't fall on me man, fuck off!
- Why don't you confide in me?
Huh?
You've known me longer...
...longer than you've known Nelisa...
...but you always confide in her...
...and never in me.
Why is that?
- Wow!
I didn't realise it was that deep.
- Of course it's that deep, Cwaita.
We all know...
...the expert in men is in this group...
...is me.
But you share all your secrets...
...with that virgin over there.
What's wrong with me?
Huh?
- You forget you're a guy...
...I can't come to you with all my guy problems.
- Cwaita, you want me to show you my penis?
- No, stop it!
- So I have a penis, so what?
What's that got to do with anything?
Do you know Kei Mouth Bridge?
- What?
Kei Mouth Bridge.
- Oh, that's the old border.
Back in the day people used...
...to need passports to get to Transkei.
Oh, for real?
- Yes well, at least that's what I hear, I don't know.
We're still far from it.
Why ask?
I don't want us to get lost.
- We won't get lost.
I just know we have to pass through it.
- No, we're still far from it.
- Hey, scissor-sisters.
- What is it?
- It is I, your favourite gay.
Are you enjoying muffing each other here?
- Oh, piss off, boy.
- I've never muffed anyone, don't know the feeling.
Gosh Zongi.
You're dripping with sweat.
Why not pace yourself?
It's a long day ahead. Oh gosh!
- Sister Neli, my old friend.
Whatever happened to you?
You and I used to be party animals.
Is it because Kamva dumped you...
- that you turned out like this?
- Or is it poverty? I don't know.
Here, have some.
- There... Yes. Drink up, you tart.
You know that's what you are.
My little DV tramp!
♪ You little tart, you little tart, you little tart ♪
- What's this shit you're drinking?
- You must trust me, brother Tiny.
I came up with a plan.
I made gummy berry juice for the road.
Huh?
I wanted you guys to loosen up, you're so tense.
I don't know why...
...but you guys are tense.
- Bro...
- What is it, Zongi?
- Big brother...
- We're drinking.
- Don't make Tiny drink.
- She must take a walk on the wild side.
What wild side?
- She's a butch lesbian.
Can't you see she's driving?
- Okay, but what must I do?
- She's, aren't you...
- No, no.
- Does this microbus have an aircon?
- You're not getting any aircon.
- What is this?
- Guys we have to stop at a garage.
Cool.
- So you're going to have me stuck in here...
...and then die of heat in this car?
- Go and hang yourself.
Dude, what's in here?
- What if I just fell over and died?
- Then you'd be dead.
- What would you do then?
- You guys aren't fair.
- What are you doing?
- I want to turn on the...
Oh, my song! My song!
- My song!
It's my song!
Aren't you excited?
Oh, my God!
[SINGING]
Ooh, yes!
He's your friend.
- His also your friend.
Zongi!
- Zongi!
- What a trip, though hey. Damn!
- Go inside the shop. Go.
Hi.
How are you, my sister?
So you good my sister.
Would you like to fill up with petrol or diesel?
- You're not sure which one, hey?
Please start the car so we can check for you.
- Alright.
Thank you. It's petrol.
May I have your key?
Alright, that'll be R500.
Will it be cash?
- Cash.
Thanks.
Okay.
- You gave me extra.
- Sure.
Thank you.
- You must always choose the ones...
...at the back.
They put the fresh stock at the back.
Look.
This will be good for you.
- You know...
...good judgment...
...comes from bad experiences...
...and a lot of that...
...comes from bad judgment.
- Don't even go there, hey.
I was forward and...
...I tried snorting coke once.
Yoh!
The craziest thing happened...
...the fucking ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
Don't laugh, I almost died.
- So I take it...
...this isn't your first rodeo, cowboy.
- What do you mean?
- It's a stupid English joke.
Oh, okay.
Maybe you can teach me.
Last I checked, I enjoyed learning from others.
- But the more you grow...
...the less brains you have, I guess.
- Oh stop...
So tell me...
what's your name?
- Hey Nelisa!
- Let's go.
What? Let's go, bro.
I want to get there before sunset.
- Oh, the beach?
I want to...
- Who's this?
- Do you have to be rude, Tiny?
Who is this?
- Do you even know that guy?
- Do you even have standards?
- What's your problem?
- I'm fine, it's my choice...
Why are all your dudes shitty guys?
- Did you take a good look at that guy?
Listen, keep an eye on the car...
...I'm going to pay.
[PHONE ALERT]
Listen...
...I've thought it through.
I'm going to tell your wife.
Cwaita, what have you done?
Hey, Zongi...
...what's going on, friend?
What's wrong?
What's wrong, friend?
What happened, Zongi?
- Wait, Cwaita.
Hey!
- Wait, wait, Cwaita.
- Zongi?
- Why are you crying?
I'm not crying.
- Why are you crying?
Cwaita, Cwaita...
Cwaita, don't cry. Uh-uh. Don't cry.
Cwaita...
Cwaita, wait.
Cwaita whoa! Wait...
Cwaita, Cwaita, Cwaita.
What kind of man eats ice cream?
- A sexy man.
Sexy?
- Sexy guys eat ice cream too.
They do?
- Yes, with six packs.
Have a taste.
Geez!
What?
[INAUDIBLE]
- Let me come with you guys.
Yes, let's go.
- I have alcohol in my bag.
You have alcohol in your bag?
- Yes.
Who said we drink?
None of us drink.
Hey.
- Who's that?
- Cwaita, who's that guy?
- I have no clue.
Tiny...
...we were thinking of going to a place nearby...
...Cowboy knows it.
It's like 5 kilometres away...
...just to chill and just...
- Yeah, I mean, it's going to be fun.
Just a little skinny dipping, get our feet wet.
- Let's go.
- Really?
- Yes, let's go.
It's not far.
- Let's get in the car.
- Who's this?
- Tiny, Tiny, let's join them guys.
Let's all have group sex. Alright?
Don't you want to have group sex?
- Cwaita, Cwaita, let's join them.
- Listen, talk to your friend.
- You like boys, you.
- What do they want to do...
where do they want us to go?
- That shit head said...
...something about skinny dipping.
That guy is bad news.
- He's bad news.
- So if he's skinny dipping, we can see his penis?
- Where are you going?
Come, get in the car.
- Uh-uh.
I love your boobs.
- Look at Neli go.
- You go, Neli.
- They can see us.
- They're screwing.
Aah! Aah!
[SCREAMING]
- Fuck!
Guys, is everything okay?
- Let's go again.
What the hell are you doing?
- Don't do that shit, can't you see I'm driving?
You know exactly what you're doing, you witch.
- Look big brother, go and find yourself.
- I told you not to call me that shit again.
- Do some soul searching.
You're lost.
I'm not sure...
...what's going on with you anymore.
- You're talking shit. What pothole...
...I've got my eyes on the road.
- Tiny, just because you're heartbroken...
...doesn't mean you must be mean.
- Who's heartbroken?
- Go do some soul searching, find yourself...
...because there's definitely something wrong with you.
- They’re not fucking, I am looking at them.
- So you really enjoy being cheated on?
- Because one can cheat right in front of you.
- Open your legs. Do you know what cum is Tiny?
- Tiny, Tiny...
...how do you know they're not fucking?
- I know.
- How, because...
- I'll report you to the police.
Do you know what cum is?
- Ah, he's cumming.
- Guys...
We are going to die.
- There are cops ahead, guys.
Hey, cops ahead.
Listen, guys...
- We're going to die.
- Shit!
- Oh we're going to die.
Hold this.
- Oh my God!
- Guys, listen! Guys here are cops.
- Hold on to this shit.
- Take this shit!
- Tiny?
- Hold on to this shit.
- Take this shit!
We really going to die.
- Tiny no! Tiny you're going to run him over!
- Brakes! Brakes! Hit the brakes!
- Tiny, what is this?
- Take it!
- Where are you off to my fellow South Africans?
- Where are you headed?
Where are you guys headed?
- We're going to Hole In The Wall.
- Hole in the world...
...or hole in the water...
...it matters not.
You look beautiful. Stunning.
Do you know this man?
We're looking for this thug.
Do you know him?
We've conducted this roadblock...
...because we're looking for convicts...
...and he's one of them.
He's the leader, particularly...
...the man I'm looking for.
We've already caught the others...
...we're missing him.
He's very dangerous.
If you could show me your license...
...and you'll be on your way.
Please, I'm begging you.
Where exactly are you going?
Come on, my baby...
...feel the beat and get the rhythm.
If you don't have one...
You have a beautiful English nose.
Beautiful glittering eyes...
...very beautiful.
- Geez, old man!
- Hey, zip it!
You're very beautiful.
Young and tender, fresh garden peas.
- You look very nice.
- Sir, no!
- I said, zip it, cheap skirt!
- Are you from the Transkei?
- Where do you come from?
I'll lock you up and throw away the keys.
My baby, you don't have these things.
- Where's the license?
- Where are these documents?
[GUNSHOTS & SCREAMS]
- Okay!
- Go! Go!
We're going...
- We're going to die!
- Move, move!
- What the fuck was that?
- Oh my God!
- Fuck!
- Guys, guys what's going on in this car?
What did I miss?
- If you could just keep quiet.
- Tiny, Tiny, Tiny...
...do you realise we almost got arrested?
Do you understand...
...that we almost got arrested?
You understand I almost became someone's wife...
...in jail and fucked until my rectum ruptured.
- Do you know...
...how painful that could've been?
Tiny!
This identity crisis of yours mustn't put our lives...
- No!
- Don't you fucking start with me again.
Don't fuck with me.
I told you I'd hit you.
You will get out of this car.
- You talk too much...
...that's why you get beaten.
- Ouch, you're hurting me.
- I've been saying, I'm concerned about Tiny.
- Now look, she carries guns.
- Imagine being raped in jail...
...until my rectum ruptures. Just imagine.
Shh... The gun. Where the fuck does the...
- Shh... Listen...
- There's something weird with Tiny.
- Come, let's get back into the water.
- No, no.
- We're still having fun.
- No, let's get out.
- That guy...
...is the guy whose face was on the sketch.
No, man.
- Shh... quiet.
No.
- It's him.
- You're so boring.
Let us go back into the water.
- No, no.
- Khanyiso...
...Emmanuel...
...Sipho...
...Mbulelo...
- Uh, uh.
- Come.
- I'm not going back there.
- Why not?
- Uh-uh!
No.
- Shh... Not too loud.
- I almost died.
- Listen, let me tell you something.
You like to...
[GUNSHOTS & SCREAMING]
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Tiny!
- What the fuck is wrong with you?
- What the fuck is wrong with Tiny?
- What the fuck, Tiny?
- What are you doing, trying to kill us?
- Where did Tiny, find this gun?
- Don't leave me!
- Dude!
- Tiny, what are you doing?
- Are you crazy?
- Fuck Tiny!
- What's your problem?
- Where did Tiny, find this gun?
- Tiny! What's wrong with you?
- What are you doing with a fucking gun?
- What are you doing, Zongi?
- Wait, give me a minute.
- Move, move, Verwoerd.
- Oh, we're having a disco. And then?
- And God said, let there be light...
...and there was light.
- Can you see I'm lit, Cwaita?
- You see?
- Yes, with stolen lights.
[LAUGHING]
You can't say that to me...
...when you sleep with married men.
Don't you dare!
- What's that got to do with anything, big mouth.
No, Cwaita.
The women on Thursday's...
...prayer group are complaining about you.
- They must go ahead and complain.
- What else can they do?
You're finishing their men.
All the men in eMonti end up in that shack of yours.
- You should be worried about your friend...
...Tiny and her problems...
...she pulled out a gun out of nowhere.
Cwaita...
- Yet you're concerned about me.
You're both my friends, what should I do?
Should I let you fail and suffer? Should I? No.
I can't do that.
- You think you're better than me, Zongi.
Cwaita, I am a complete person.
- Okay...
I come from a real home...
...not that veranda you call a home.
- No!
- Don't you dare disrespect me,
- Piss off! Don't mess with me.
Okay, geez!
- Wait, I want to speak to your friend.
- I want to talk to Tiny.
- Who?
- I just want to talk to Tiny.
- What would you talk to Tiny about?
- I'll be right back.
- I'm coming.
- You like girls.
- Tiny toddler.
Come.
- The Constable's daughter!
- What's your problem, Tiny?
- You'll get pregnant!
- Huh?
- Close your legs. Geez!
- Giving me funny looks here.
- He's so jealous.
- It's hot in here.
Do these work?
- Which one releases air?
Oh, I saw you shooting a gun. Wow!
I'm impressed.
- Who taught you?
- Huh?
Tiny, I'm talking to you.
- Why do I have a feeling...
...you're hiding something in this bus?
Baby, wait man.
Wait, wait, we're talking. Wait!
- What is it?
- Why are you sitting there?
- I’m coming.
We have all the time in the world...
...I'm still chatting to Tiny here.
Tiny...
...where are you guys headed to?
I'm talking to you, Tiny.
- Geez!
- Oh my goodness!
- Tiny!
- What the fuck, Tiny!
- Tiny has lost her marbles.
- Are you crazy, Tiny?
- Tiny!
- Lord, I don't know now.
- Gosh! I've had enough of Tiny.
- Nelisa...
- I've had enough of Tiny.
- Look, look...
- What did you give her to smoke?
Talk to your girlfriend.
- Maybe she smoked something of yours.
- Don't be stupid.
- Forgive him.
Hey!
- Piss off!
Piss off!
- What's wrong with her?
- Hey, hey, hey!
- Like what is going on?
- Nelisa...
- No like what is going on?
- Talk to your girlfriend.
- She thinks she can bully all of us...
- Someone needs to say something.
- How about you say something because you...
...defended her when I said Tiny is stubborn.
- Aren't those my cigarettes?
Aren't you a man?
Change the tyre.
- I won't do it. Come on, go.
You shut up. Shut it.
- I'm not doing it, you go.
- No, it's fine.
- Nelisa, shut up.
- You like to talk.
- Shut your pie hole.
- I'm going to help him.
- Shut that mouth of yours.
- Which tyre?
The one at the back.
- You know how hard it is to change a tyre?
- Who's going to help him?
- Oh, shut up!
- Change the tyre bro, we're in trouble.
Hey, you.
- Goodness!
- No, Tiny!
- Move back bro.
- Wow!
- Shame, I've had enough of Tiny.
Listen, bro...
...this is where we go our separate ways.
- You go your way, we go ours.
- Tiny, Tiny!
Tiny, how do you separate a man from us?
How do you separate...
- What the fuck is wrong with you?
- Hey!
What about Tiny?
- What the fuck is your problem?
[SHOUTUNG]
- How could you just leave...
...him in the middle of nowhere?
[SHOUTING]
Tiny stop!
Stop!
- Fuck!
- What is it now?
- Aah, guys.
- Dude, you're making me stop...
...for a bloody cat?
Oh, no. It's lost.
- Leave this thing here, let's go.
We can't leave this cat here.
- You're crazy!
- Where is it going? Who'll take care of it?
What are you going to do with it?
I'll keep it somewhere.
- Where?
- We have Verwoerd, we can't keep stray cats.
- Leave the cat.
We're not leaving this cat here?
- What are we going to do with it?
We're going to take it with us.
- To where?
- Where do you know this cat from?
- Where are we going with it?
- Guys, guys, guys!
- What?
- Don't say what to me.
Are you fighting over a fucking cat?
Don't click your tongue.
Honestly, is that what we're doing?
Fighting over a cat?
Look, you're even scared of it.
You're fighting over a fucking...
Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
The friends we keep.
- Look what you're doing!
- Geez!
- Leave this thing here and let's go.
- You like to think you're white.
- No ways.
A cat...
...they're fighting over a cat.
- Don't you dare!
- Fuck off!
- Leave that fucking cat.
- Leave that cat , so we can go!
- It won't go inside the car.
- It will, I'll go inside with it.
- You like to act like a white girl.
- That cat's not going in there.
- What cat? We still have Verwoerd in there.
[SCREAMING]
- What is it?
- What's wrong?
[SCREAMING]
- What's wrong?
- Talk! Talk! Talk!
- A witch! A witch!
- You like fooling around.
There's no one here.
- There's a witch, I saw her.
[SCREAMING]
- Cwaita, Cwaita, wait...
- She's a witch, she'll bewitch us.
- Zongi! Zongi!
- Shut the hell up!
- Shut up!
- She'll bewitch us!
- Cwaita, don't talk to her, she'll bewitch you.
- Mama, this is not a public taxi.
- Where do you live, Mama?
- Don't talk to her.
- Where are you headed?
Where do you live?
- Don't look, you will be cursed.
- What do you mean?
- Do you know where we're going?
- Why not go and...
...sit there next to your friend?
- Don't mess with me.
- You do the weirdest things.
- So what, I should've let her walk?
- We will die going around picking up things.
- Here is the witchery I warned you about.
- This old woman.
- She's so creepy.
- I'm closing this door.
- Wait Zongi.
- Nelisa, where are you going?
- I'm going.
- Move, I want to get out.
- Shut the fuck up, Zongi
- But guys what were...
...we coming to do in Gwadana?
- Nelisa, I'm not leaving this car.
- Nelisa, Nelisa...
- Guys, I'm closing, this door.
- Wait man.
- Cwaita!
- Fuck off!
- Tiny, Tiny...
- Wait! Wait! Wait!
- Cwaita...
- Piss off.
- Tiny don't leave me. Tiny...
- Zongi shut up.
- Come, come.
- Verwoerd doesn't want to go in.
- Come boy.
- You making a noise shut up.
- Don't say shut the fuck up to me, let's turn back.
Hey! I told you to shut your mouth.
- Guys, guys...
- Tiny, where are you taking that?
- Hold on.
- No.
Guys, guys, guys...
...why can't just one of us go?
- I'm not leaving Nelisa there.
Yes, you can go.
Why must we all go?
- You want us to leave her in there?
Are you crazy?
- Cwaita, let's go.
- Let's not all go inside.
- Guys!
- Nelisa!
- Guys...
- Nelisa!
- You're going to make me fall, asshole!
- Shut up!
- Jesus.
- Just shut up!
Zongi, drink!
- Zongi, Zongi!
[BARKING]
- Verwoerd!
- No guys, I'm not going in.
- Tiny!
- Guys...
- Tiny!
- Verwoerd!
- Don't leave me, guys.
- Tiny.
- Cwaita...
- Nelisa!
- Zongi!
- Nelisa!
- Oh my God. Oh my God.
Zongi!
What the fuck?
[BABY CRYING]
[SCREAMING]
[BABY WAILING]
- Tiny!
Cwaita!
Guys!
[SCREAMING]
[DOG BARKING]
- Verwoerd?
Verwoerd.
- Tiny?
- Ti...
[SCREAMING]
[GROANING]
[WHISPERING]
[SCREAMING]
- Anathi! Anathi!
- Anathi!
[WAILING]
[GUNSHOTS]
Cwai... Cwaita.
Cwaita sorry, Cwaita.
- My baby, my baby, my baby.
- I'm sorry.
- My baby, where's my baby?
- Where's my baby, where's my baby?
- Where's my baby?
- Nelisa! Nelisa! Nelisa!
- Anathi! Anat... Anathi!
- Nelisa, Nelisa, Nelisa!
- Nelisa, Nelisa, Nelisa.
- She's not here...
- wake up, let's go.
[DOOR SLAMS]
Boy...
...are you crazy?
What's wrong?
Why would you just sit in the middle of the road?
- What's your name?
I asked what's your name?
Get in the truck.
Come.
Come, come.
- Nelisa, go, go, go friend.
- Come.
- Come Nelisa.
- Nelisa, you're here.
- You're here, my friend.
- Verwoerd, boy!
- Where were you, boy?
Wake up, friend.
You're here. You're here.
- Guys...
What?
- Where's Zongi?
- Wait, he sent something...
...he sent something.
- What's he saying?
- Where is he?
He's on the road.
You see now, Zongi and his antics.
- Shit!
- Okay, okay! Wait, guys.
Let's follow the pin.
- Okay! It says let's go straight.
We've been driving straight.
- Fuck, continue straight, man!
[PHONE ALERT]
Neli?
Let's go.
- You're clearly not going to tell me...
...where you're going.
And you're clearly not going to tell me...
...who you are.
I don't know if...
...this is a calling or blessing.
- But it seems God is merciful.
I feel like Noah...
...and my ark...
...is filled with both humans and animals.
The skies...
...have opened up...
...and God is blessing me.
My calling...
...seems to be picking up orphans...
...by the side of the road.
Not so long ago...
...just this evening actually...
...I picked up Ma Bootsana.
Ma Bootsana! Ma Bootsana!
- Heaven is yours, big brother.
- Don't you dare disrespect me, your mother's ass-wipe.
- And don't you dare tell me shit...
...where is my money and my gun?
Ma Bootsana.
- Bra D...
Ma Bootsana...
- you don't know the story.
You don't know anything.
These guys took everything I had...
he and three other bitches.
- I hear you.
- They took everything I had.
- I hear you... Ma Bootsana.
- They took my phone...
...my money...
...my ID...
...and my gun.
They even took my iPad.
- Hey your mother's ass-wipe, where's my stuff? Asshole.
- Ma Bootsana, listen...
- I'll cut your head off, give me my stuff.
Where's my money? Asshole!
- Calm down Ma Bootsana, wait.
- No, I'll cut him now.
- I want to cut this boy.
- I don't have your stuff.
- He's biting me. You ass-wipe!
- Bootsana...
- You ass-wipe!
Ma Bootsana!
- Asshole.
- Hey boy!
- Hey boy, come here.
- Hey!
- Hey boy!
- Come here, you ass-wipe.
- Why are you running, asshole?
Why are you running? Ass-wipe!
Oh, you even have a phone.
How nice.
You're used to...
Ass-wipe!
- Why are you running?
- You're taking me for a shit.
- This stupid phone.
- Come here boy.
- Don't touch me.
Why are you running?
Okay, okay...
- What does it say?
We're almost there.
- We've been driving forever.
We're almost there, just go straight.
- Why are you running?
Switch off the lights, Tiny.
- Oh, you're crying now.
- Hold on, hold on.
- What the fuck...
...is going on here?
- Cowboy.
- You idiot!
- Fuck! Sorry friend.
Come! You ass-holes!
[BARKING]
- Piss off!
- Shoot me.
Shoot.
[GUNSHOT]
- I swear on Anathi's grave...
...if you dare move...
...I'll shoot your nutsack off.
- Ah, come on!
Go, your mother's ass-wipe.
I'll get you one day, you bitches!
Assholes!
- Guys, Litha and I...
...we used to race...
...raindrops along the window.
My mom used to take us with her...
...it would be raining...
...and we would just play.
We'd be making so much noise.
- Mine will get there first, no mine will!
- I'd always win.
You know Litha and I...
...don't even talk anymore.
Nelisa.
Zongi, go after her.
Nelisa!
Tiny!
- Tiny! Tiny come.
[INAUDIBLE]
- Nelisa!
- Nelisa come!
- No, no, Nelisa!
- I miss Anathi.
Stern-neck, Big-tree...
...Scarab, Attentive-one.
Rest in peace.
Don't go swimming without us again.
What's this?
- Tiny...
...I'll show this to my mother.
This bastard!
Tiny.
Look, we'll tell my mother.
We'll...
- Look, it's fine...
...I'll tell mom and I swear to God...
this dog will go to jail.
Hm?
- That's your transport fare.
- Transport fare?
- Hm?
- Why do we need transport fare Tiny?
- I'm not going back to eMonti.
Dude, are you listening to me?
- You can't fix everything, Neli.
- Go, guys.
I'm not going back to eMonti.
- Tiny...
...this is not how you do things.
- Tiny, man...
- What do you mean you're not going back?
- You not going back home?
- How Tiny how?
- Nelisa's mom will sort this out.
- How?
- Don't rush to conclusions, Tiny.
- There has to be another way.
- I'll talk to my mother...
...she'll deal with this.
- She'll sort this shit out.
- I swear to you...
...everything is going to be fine.
- Okay?
- Oh my goodness, guys!
- Tiny, Tiny.
- Tiny!
- Tiny get out.
- Tiny!
[SCREAMING]
- Get out of the car! Get out !
- Tiny!
[SCREAMING]
- Tiny!
[WAILING]
- Ahh! Ahh!
[WAILING]
Tiny!
- Ouch, ouch, you're hurting me.
- Tiny, where were you?
[DOOR SLAMS]
- Here's a ghost...
- Tiny is a ghost...
- Don't touch me.
- You're ruining my doek.