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- Hi, my name is Zoey Clarke,
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and my story is
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the most unusual one
you hear today.
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About a year
and a half ago,
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I was just a regular
programmer gal,
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hiding behind my computer
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at a big tech company
here in San Francisco.
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But then, I started having
some really bad headaches.
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So I went to get an MRI,
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and as I was lying
in the machine,
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there was an earthquake.
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And it was like all the songs
in the world
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suddenly got uploaded
into my brain.
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Next thing I know, I can hear
people's innermost thoughts
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expressed through
musical numbers.
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This power taught me
that, however it looks
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on the outside,
we're all messed up.
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We all have our own issues.
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My main issue, BTW,
was that my father was dying
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of a rare neurological disease
while this was all happening.
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He couldn't speak, walk, move,
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trapped in his own body.
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But because of my new ability,
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{\an3}we could suddenly communicate
all over again through song,
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which was everything.
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When my dad died,
my family was lost.
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But we learned over the last
eight months to carry on.
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Whatever that means.
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But now there's
a whole new problem.
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About two weeks ago,
out of nowhere my boyfriend,
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Max, also got
my musical powers and--
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- Whoa, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
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I'm gonna have to stop you
right there.
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- Is there something wrong?
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- This is
a very extraordinary tale,
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but I have lots
of children waiting.
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- Okay.
- And all I asked you was,
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"What's your name, what
do you want for Christmas?"
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- Oh. I just thought
you needed the back story
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to really understand my wish.
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I guess I just want my dad back
for Christmas
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or some clarity
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on why this happened to me
and my boyfriend.
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I mean, I know that my dad said
that the universe
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has some grand plan
for me but--
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- I'll do my best to help
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but this might be slightly
above my pay grade.
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- Smile.
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- Merry Christmas.
[laughs]
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- Okay, thank you.
- Yeah.
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Is it--is it really necessary?
Okay, okay, I'm going.
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I'm going.
Don't look at me like that.
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The picture was for my mother.
I have a dead father.
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♪ ♪
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- Isn't this great?
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The smell of peppermint lattes
filling the air,
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major discount sales
happening everywhere,
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and both Black
and white people alike
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all equally stressed out.
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How could you not be
in the holiday spirit?
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- Yeah.
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I guess I'm just feeling
a little conflicted
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about Christmas this year,
that's all.
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- Oh, 'cause Max is Jewish?
- What?
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No, because it's my first
Christmas without my father.
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- Oh, yeah.
That.
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Look, it's gonna be tough
but you have to focus
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on the things that you do have.
You have a man.
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- Yes.
- I have a man.
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- You do.
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- My man has kids who like me
and I like them.
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That is a Christmas miracle
in itself.
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- So, are all of those gifts
for Perry's kids?
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- Oh, no, these are
the stocking stuffers.
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I'm having the good stuff
wrapped as we speak.
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- Can I have the stomp rocket?
- Absolutely not.
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- Okay, I'm happy you're happy.
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- [sighs]
- Truly.
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Just know that, you know,
this year might not be
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quite as great for me
as it is for you.
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- Okay Zo, ho-ho.
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I will not rub my Christmas joy
in your face.
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I'll just keep it
all bottled up to myself, hmm.
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- Thank you.
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[brassy holiday music]
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♪ ♪
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- ♪ It's the most wonderful
time of the year ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ With the kids
jingle belling ♪
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♪ And everyone telling you
be of good cheer ♪
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♪ It's the most
wonderful time ♪
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♪ Of the year ♪
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♪ It's the ha-happiest
season of all ♪
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all: ♪ Ding dong, ding dong ♪
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- ♪ With
those holiday greetings ♪
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♪ And gay happy meetings ♪
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♪ When loved ones call ♪
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♪ It's the ha-happiest
season ♪
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♪ Of all ♪
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- ♪ There'll be parties
for hosting ♪
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- ♪ Marshmallows for toasting ♪
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- ♪ And caroling
out in the snow ♪
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- ♪ There'll be scary
ghost stories ♪
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- ♪ And tales of the glories ♪
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♪ Of Christmases
long, long ago ♪
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- ♪ It's the most wonderful
time of the year ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ There'll be
much mistletoeing ♪
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♪ And hearts will be glowing ♪
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♪ When loved ones are near ♪
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♪ It's the most
wonderful time ♪
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♪ Of the year ♪
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♪ ♪
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all: ♪ There'll be
parties for hosting ♪
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all: ♪ Marshmallows
for toasting ♪
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all: ♪ And caroling out
in the snow ♪
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- ♪ There'll be
scary ghost stories ♪
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♪ And tales of the glories ♪
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♪ Of Christmases
long, long ago ♪
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♪ Long ago ♪
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all: ♪ It's the most
wonderful time ♪
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♪ Of the year ♪
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- ♪ There'll be
much mistletoeing ♪
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♪ And hearts will
be glowing ♪
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♪ When loved ones are near ♪
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♪ It's the most
wonderful time ♪
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all: ♪ Yes, the most
wonderful time ♪
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♪ Oh, the most wonderful time ♪
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♪ Of the year ♪
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♪ ♪
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- Yeah, Christmas this year
is gonna be rough as fu--
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♪ ♪
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{\an8}- So I might have a new theory
on why I got the powers.
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{\an8}- Really?
What do you got this time?
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{\an8}We're both concussed?
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{\an8}It was all a dream?
The universe hates me?
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{\an8}- I think I got them so I could
tell you how awesome they are.
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{\an8}- [snores]
- No, no, no, I mean it.
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{\an8}Ask me how many people
I've already helped
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{\an8}after hearing
their heart songs today.
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{\an8}- How many people have you--
- Three.
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{\an8}And it was super easy too.
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{\an8}Like I heard this one woman
singing "Umbrella"
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{\an8}because she thought
it might rain outside.
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{\an8}So you know what I did?
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{\an8}- Gave her an umbrella?
- I gave her an umbrella.
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{\an8}And she was so appreciative,
she told me she was gonna tell
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{\an8}all of her friends
to come to the restaurant.
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{\an8}- That is so great, Max.
I think it's awesome.
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{\an8}The powers are creating
future revenue.
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{\an8}Hey, maybe that's why
you got 'em.
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{\an8}- Don't take this the wrong
way, but I have no idea
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{\an8}why you've had
so many challenges
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{\an8}with the powers in the past.
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{\an8}Because they're kind
of the best thing ever.
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{\an8}- Okay, you say that now,
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{\an8}but wait until all your
employees are singing a song
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{\an8}about how much they hate you
or a stranger
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{\an8}reveals the darkest depths
of their soul
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{\an8}to you in
the supermarket check-out line.
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{\an8}- Or sing "Pour Some Sugar
on Me" in the bedroom?
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{\an8}- Hey!
You know, don't get cocky!
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{\an8}I was probably just feeling
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{\an8}a little hypoglycemic
at the time.
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{\an8}- Ooh, ooh, before you go
to work,
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can I tell you another one?
- Go for it.
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- So, I saw some hungry
looking teenagers sing
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"Cake by the Ocean"
so you know what I did?
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- You got them a cake.
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- And showed them
where the ocean was.
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Boom, nailed it.
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- Is it just me
or does a whole food bar
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devoted to peppermint bark
feel like a bit of a stretch?
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- Huh, I mean I'd take it over
the "Pumpkin Bar" Bar
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that we had on Halloween.
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Can I talk to you
about something?
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- Dude, is this entire food bar
all peppermint bark?
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Sweet.
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- Walk with me.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
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- Okay, so
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this year is gonna be the
first Christmas without my dad.
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And Christmas and my father
are, like,
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synonymous in my mind.
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So, since you've already gone
through year one,
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any advice?
And go.
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{\an1}- Ooh, well, I think there's
only two ways to approach it.
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Either you go all
in remembering your father.
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Honoring him completely.
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- Or?
- Avoid it at all costs.
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- Okay.
What did you do?
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- I went on a yoga retreat
by myself
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without any cell service.
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[laughs]
So what does that tell you?
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- That I should bury my head
in the sand
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until at least January 2nd?
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- Have you talked to
your family about this yet?
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Found out what they wanna do?
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- No, we haven't discussed it.
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- Well, considering Christmas
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is a week away,
you might wanna get on that.
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- How crazy is it that
it's the middle of December
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and we're eating outside?
Does anyone know
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the last time it snowed
in San Francisco, anybody?
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- This is a trick question.
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It's never snowed
in San Francisco.
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- Actually not
a trick question.
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David?
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- Don't care.
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- Maggie?
- The answer is 1976.
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- Maggie for the win.
It was 1976.
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- How'd you know that?
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- Because it happened
the same night I went
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to see the Grateful Dead
at the Winterland.
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And I was so high
when I came out of that arena
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that I didn't know
if it was snowing
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or I was hallucinating.
I will never forget that.
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- Okay.
So, there's actually reason
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I wanted us all to
have dinner together tonight.
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- You're pregnant?
You're engaged?
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You're pregnant
so you got engaged?
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- What?
No.
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It's that Christmas Eve
is a week away
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and we haven't even discussed
our plans yet.
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And I know that it's gonna be
very different this year
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without Dad,
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but we do have to figure it out
at some point.
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So are we doing
what we always do or...
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What?
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- Um, yeah, well, actually
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we've been wanting
to talk to you about this too.
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- "We"?
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You've all been having
these conversations without me?
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- That was--see,
it's kind of a funny story.
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Emily, why don't you go ahead
and take this one?
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- Coward.
So, my sister is living
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at this amazing artist retreat
in Santa Fe
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right now and asked
if we'd like to come join her.
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- And, yeah, Emily's been
so busy with work.
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- And David's been on
constant baby duty.
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- We've just been like two
trains passing in the night.
248
00:10:27,963 --> 00:10:29,664
So we just thought
it'd be nice to take, like,
249
00:10:29,764 --> 00:10:32,748
a trip to Santa Fe just to like
mix things up a little bit.
250
00:10:32,848 --> 00:10:36,912
- And avoid thinking
about Dad at all?
251
00:10:37,012 --> 00:10:39,835
- Yeah, that did also
cross my mind.
252
00:10:39,935 --> 00:10:41,937
Yeah.
253
00:10:43,699 --> 00:10:46,522
- Mom?
- Oh, well, I didn't know
254
00:10:46,622 --> 00:10:50,726
what you and Max were thinking
and Deb did invite me
255
00:10:50,826 --> 00:10:55,731
to come with her to a health
and wellness resort in Hawaii,
256
00:10:55,831 --> 00:10:59,455
and I always knew this was
gonna be a tough holiday
257
00:10:59,555 --> 00:11:03,178
and I thought, well, maybe
it would be good to get away
258
00:11:03,278 --> 00:11:05,661
and by myself a little bit.
259
00:11:05,761 --> 00:11:09,064
But I didn't say yes
and I'm not gonna go
260
00:11:09,164 --> 00:11:12,508
unless I have your blessing.
So what do you think?
261
00:11:12,608 --> 00:11:19,114
["Bad Blood" playing]
262
00:11:19,214 --> 00:11:21,997
- ♪ Did you have to do this? ♪
263
00:11:22,097 --> 00:11:24,520
♪ I was thinking
that you could be trusted ♪
264
00:11:24,620 --> 00:11:27,403
♪ Did you have to ruin ♪
265
00:11:27,503 --> 00:11:30,366
♪ What was shining?
Now it's all rusted ♪
266
00:11:30,466 --> 00:11:34,530
♪ Did you have to hit me
where I'm weak? ♪
267
00:11:34,630 --> 00:11:38,894
♪ Baby, I couldn't breathe
and rub it in so deep ♪
268
00:11:38,994 --> 00:11:42,058
♪ Salt in the wound like
you're laughing right at me ♪
269
00:11:42,158 --> 00:11:45,661
♪ Oh, it's so sad to ♪
270
00:11:45,761 --> 00:11:48,464
♪ Think about the good times ♪
271
00:11:48,564 --> 00:11:52,348
♪ You and I ♪
272
00:11:52,448 --> 00:11:55,311
♪ 'cause, baby,
now we got bad blood ♪
273
00:11:55,411 --> 00:11:58,114
♪ You know it used
to be mad love ♪
274
00:11:58,214 --> 00:12:01,437
♪ So take a look at what
you've done, 'cause, baby ♪
275
00:12:01,537 --> 00:12:04,080
♪ Now we got bad blood ♪
Hey!
276
00:12:04,180 --> 00:12:06,522
♪ Now we got problems ♪
277
00:12:06,622 --> 00:12:09,445
♪ And I don't think
we can solve them ♪
278
00:12:09,545 --> 00:12:12,168
♪ You made a really deep cut ♪
279
00:12:12,268 --> 00:12:14,731
♪ And, baby,
now we got bad blood ♪
280
00:12:14,831 --> 00:12:16,212
Hey!
281
00:12:16,312 --> 00:12:18,895
- Mm.
282
00:12:18,995 --> 00:12:20,136
- [sighs]
283
00:12:20,236 --> 00:12:23,940
I think you guys
should absolutely do
284
00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:26,623
your own thing.
285
00:12:26,723 --> 00:12:28,304
You know,
but only if you promise
286
00:12:28,404 --> 00:12:32,629
to send selfies from
all of your crazy adventures.
287
00:12:32,729 --> 00:12:35,131
[tense music]
288
00:12:41,938 --> 00:12:46,343
- So, I heard you sing
a heart song at dinner.
289
00:12:48,505 --> 00:12:52,489
- Did you?
- I did.
290
00:12:52,589 --> 00:12:54,451
- Oh, my gosh.
Was it "Apples and Bananas,"
291
00:12:54,551 --> 00:12:56,573
so you decided
to pass the fruit?
292
00:12:56,673 --> 00:12:59,296
- That's funny but no.
293
00:12:59,396 --> 00:13:01,738
It was actually "Bad Blood"
by Taylor Swift.
294
00:13:01,838 --> 00:13:03,540
And you seemed pretty upset
with your family
295
00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:06,984
about not spending
the holidays together.
296
00:13:07,084 --> 00:13:09,626
- That was the takeaway?
- Not really sure
297
00:13:09,726 --> 00:13:13,430
there's too many other
interpretations there.
298
00:13:13,530 --> 00:13:16,433
- Okay.
You know what?
299
00:13:16,533 --> 00:13:17,995
I will admit it.
300
00:13:18,095 --> 00:13:22,079
I had some...feelings
301
00:13:22,179 --> 00:13:25,202
when my family
told me their plans.
302
00:13:25,302 --> 00:13:27,644
They just--they caught me
off-guard, okay?
303
00:13:27,744 --> 00:13:29,526
We've never
spent Christmas apart,
304
00:13:29,626 --> 00:13:35,452
{\an3}so maybe I had a, you know,
momentary visceral response.
305
00:13:35,552 --> 00:13:38,495
- Well, there was also
a high kick involved
306
00:13:38,595 --> 00:13:41,539
and you acted a bit
like a--like a matador.
307
00:13:41,639 --> 00:13:44,421
- Okay, I appreciate you trying
to analyze my heart song.
308
00:13:44,521 --> 00:13:46,544
But there is far more nuance
309
00:13:46,644 --> 00:13:49,346
to this whole heart song thing
than you realize.
310
00:13:49,446 --> 00:13:53,951
You're allowed to feel mad
and hurt for a second
311
00:13:54,051 --> 00:13:56,153
and then have
that impulse go away.
312
00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:59,176
- Right.
But has it gone away?
313
00:14:01,699 --> 00:14:04,041
- Yeah.
Yeah.
314
00:14:04,141 --> 00:14:05,803
Everyone should be able
to do what they want
315
00:14:05,903 --> 00:14:08,205
for the holidays.
Totally was in the right
316
00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:11,589
and it's not fair for me
to be mad at them about it.
317
00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:24,302
- I'm sorry everyone's
doing their own thing.
318
00:14:24,402 --> 00:14:27,465
That must be really hard.
319
00:14:27,565 --> 00:14:30,068
I just want you to be happy.
320
00:14:30,168 --> 00:14:34,552
So, whatever you wanna do
for Christmas is fine with me.
321
00:14:34,652 --> 00:14:36,554
[soft sentimental music]
322
00:14:36,654 --> 00:14:39,037
- Well, in that case--
and no pressure--
323
00:14:39,137 --> 00:14:42,460
but you better plan
something awesome.
324
00:14:45,303 --> 00:14:47,986
- Okay.
325
00:14:51,549 --> 00:14:53,171
- What are you doing?
Stop being so nosy.
326
00:14:53,271 --> 00:14:54,693
- There are way
too many presents
327
00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:56,975
in here with my name on them.
328
00:14:57,075 --> 00:14:59,938
- I think the correct response
is, "Thank you, Mo."
329
00:15:00,038 --> 00:15:01,259
- But I haven't gotten you
anything yet.
330
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:03,221
You are way too hard
to shop for.
331
00:15:03,321 --> 00:15:04,382
[phone buzzing]
- I don't think so.
332
00:15:04,482 --> 00:15:06,144
Anything with Gucci,
Balenciaga,
333
00:15:06,244 --> 00:15:09,347
Dior on it
will do just fine.
334
00:15:09,447 --> 00:15:10,909
- Who's texting you so much?
335
00:15:11,009 --> 00:15:12,310
Phone was buzzing
all night long.
336
00:15:12,410 --> 00:15:14,272
- Is this you being less nosy?
337
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,795
{\an3}It's just lots of questions
about "Christmas Carol-oke."
338
00:15:16,895 --> 00:15:20,078
- Is one of the questions
what is Christmas Carol-oke?
339
00:15:20,178 --> 00:15:22,641
- It is an annual dinner
karaoke night
340
00:15:22,741 --> 00:15:24,322
I throw for friends
341
00:15:24,422 --> 00:15:26,325
who don't have family
to be with on the holidays.
342
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:30,449
Kind of a "Island of
Misfit Boys" type of thing.
343
00:15:30,549 --> 00:15:32,411
Only this year
I think I'm gonna pass.
344
00:15:32,511 --> 00:15:34,573
- Why would you do that?
- Because I have my own family
345
00:15:34,673 --> 00:15:36,695
to worry about
so they're out of luck.
346
00:15:36,795 --> 00:15:38,617
- No way.
I do not wanna be
347
00:15:38,717 --> 00:15:41,159
the one kicking people
out for Christmas.
348
00:15:42,681 --> 00:15:44,743
- And that is why
I am with you.
349
00:15:44,843 --> 00:15:46,145
- It's not
'cause of the beard?
350
00:15:46,245 --> 00:15:48,427
- Oh, baby, the beard
definitely does help.
351
00:15:48,527 --> 00:15:51,770
- [laughs]
I'll catch you later.
352
00:15:53,412 --> 00:15:56,795
Oh, is there any way
you could pick
353
00:15:56,895 --> 00:15:58,677
Amirah up at the
community center around 4:00?
354
00:15:58,777 --> 00:16:01,720
I've got this big firemen's
end of the year party
355
00:16:01,820 --> 00:16:05,284
and those things
can get pretty lit.
356
00:16:05,384 --> 00:16:07,126
- You want me to pick up
your daughter?
357
00:16:07,226 --> 00:16:08,647
- Yeah.
358
00:16:08,747 --> 00:16:10,609
I like you being more involved
in my kids' lives.
359
00:16:10,709 --> 00:16:15,414
Plus Amirah is rehearsing
for the big holiday pageant.
360
00:16:15,514 --> 00:16:17,696
Maybe you can
give her some tips.
361
00:16:17,796 --> 00:16:20,299
{\an1}- You know, normally I am way
more materialistic than this
362
00:16:20,399 --> 00:16:22,661
but you trusting me
with your children
363
00:16:22,761 --> 00:16:25,745
is the greatest
Christmas present of all.
364
00:16:25,845 --> 00:16:26,866
Bye.
365
00:16:26,966 --> 00:16:30,630
- Bye.
[laughs]
366
00:16:30,730 --> 00:16:35,514
- Whew.
It is a nail biter.
367
00:16:35,614 --> 00:16:39,278
I'm feeling a lot
of pressure, folks.
368
00:16:39,378 --> 00:16:41,440
I do not wanna make
the wrong decision
369
00:16:41,540 --> 00:16:44,203
and forever alter
the dynamics around here.
370
00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:46,446
♪ ♪
371
00:16:46,546 --> 00:16:50,530
Falling Water is...
372
00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:54,173
but it is hard to deny
the Bilbao Guggenheim.
373
00:16:54,273 --> 00:16:59,178
♪ ♪
374
00:16:59,278 --> 00:17:00,660
You know what,
375
00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:02,462
I'm gonna go with
the Commodore 64 Home Computer.
376
00:17:02,562 --> 00:17:04,584
- Whoo, yeah!
Uh!
377
00:17:04,684 --> 00:17:07,026
Take that, Janice!
378
00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:10,270
I mean, uh, thank you.
379
00:17:10,370 --> 00:17:13,193
It was an honor to participate.
380
00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:15,355
Congratulations
to all the builders.
381
00:17:15,455 --> 00:17:17,557
- Oh, before you all scatter
to the winds,
382
00:17:17,657 --> 00:17:20,420
I wanted to play you a message
from our fearless leader.
383
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:27,287
- Hello.
384
00:17:27,387 --> 00:17:28,808
Sorry I couldn't be
with you today
385
00:17:28,908 --> 00:17:32,612
but when the Space Shuttle
takes off, it takes off.
386
00:17:32,712 --> 00:17:34,935
I just wanted to say that
I hope all of your Christmases
387
00:17:35,035 --> 00:17:38,618
are astronomical
388
00:17:38,718 --> 00:17:41,341
or, you know, whatever holiday
you celebrate.
389
00:17:41,441 --> 00:17:43,343
You know, the point
is Sprq Point's inclusive.
390
00:17:43,443 --> 00:17:46,266
It's tolerant.
It's accepting of all people.
391
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:48,028
Hence the non-denominational
holiday sweaters
392
00:17:48,128 --> 00:17:50,751
I had made and strongly
encouraged you to wear today.
393
00:17:50,851 --> 00:17:52,552
Anyway, thank you
for your service.
394
00:17:52,652 --> 00:17:58,318
I guess I'll see you all after
another trip around the sun.
395
00:17:58,418 --> 00:18:00,761
No, really, let's go around
the sun one more time.
396
00:18:00,861 --> 00:18:02,522
Is anyone else hot?
Toni?
397
00:18:02,622 --> 00:18:04,685
Toni, do you have--
is there A/C?
398
00:18:04,785 --> 00:18:08,048
- Have a great break everyone.
- I'm really sweating now.
399
00:18:08,148 --> 00:18:10,090
- Hey.
- Hey.
400
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,892
- So, did you and your family
401
00:18:11,992 --> 00:18:13,494
figure out
what you're going to do?
402
00:18:13,594 --> 00:18:15,616
- We sure did.
We sure did.
403
00:18:15,716 --> 00:18:19,660
We are all going
our separate ways this year.
404
00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:21,301
- And how are you feeling
about that?
405
00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:24,305
- It's...
it's fine.
406
00:18:24,405 --> 00:18:25,946
- Mm-hmm.
407
00:18:26,046 --> 00:18:28,989
- I mean, maybe it's better
because I don't wanna
408
00:18:29,089 --> 00:18:31,752
just dwell
on the sadness, you know.
409
00:18:31,852 --> 00:18:34,195
What about you?
What are you doing?
410
00:18:34,295 --> 00:18:35,996
Something wild
and crazy I hope.
411
00:18:36,096 --> 00:18:39,320
{\an1}- I'm meeting up with my mom
and her new husband in Vegas
412
00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:40,561
which should be weird.
413
00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:42,243
- Very weird.
- Yeah.
414
00:18:42,343 --> 00:18:45,246
I'll try to check in with you.
I just...
415
00:18:45,346 --> 00:18:49,170
I hope you're able to find
some joy over the holidays.
416
00:18:49,270 --> 00:18:51,132
- You too.
[laughs]
417
00:18:51,232 --> 00:18:52,453
Thanks, Simon.
418
00:18:52,553 --> 00:18:55,896
- Yeah.
- But, you know, what?
419
00:18:55,996 --> 00:18:58,819
Who needs to be
with family anyway?
420
00:18:58,919 --> 00:19:01,342
Not me, said the flea.
421
00:19:01,442 --> 00:19:04,585
- [chuckles]
422
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,908
- Hey, gang.
423
00:19:07,008 --> 00:19:11,432
Uh, I just wanted to come
and say goodbye.
424
00:19:11,532 --> 00:19:14,815
Anybody got
any big vacation plans?
425
00:19:16,617 --> 00:19:19,600
Come on, some of you
must be doing something fun.
426
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,362
Gingerbread man,
what about you?
427
00:19:21,462 --> 00:19:25,566
- Uh, I'm just going bird
watching with my brothers
428
00:19:25,666 --> 00:19:29,530
and parents at an incredible
wildlife refuge in New Mexico.
429
00:19:29,630 --> 00:19:31,332
- Wow.
430
00:19:31,432 --> 00:19:34,275
- But I'm sure
it's gonna be terrible.
431
00:19:36,357 --> 00:19:37,979
- Uh, okay.
432
00:19:38,079 --> 00:19:39,581
Speaking of birds, what are you
two lovebirds doing?
433
00:19:39,681 --> 00:19:42,784
- We're going skiing
with my whole extended fam.
434
00:19:42,884 --> 00:19:45,387
Mac's about to meet
all the Batras!
435
00:19:45,487 --> 00:19:47,709
- That should be fun, right?
- Oh, yeah.
436
00:19:47,809 --> 00:19:50,371
As long as she stays away
from my Uncle Jimmy.
437
00:19:52,494 --> 00:19:54,275
- Truthfully, I think the whole
skiing industrial complex
438
00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:55,517
is a real racket anyway,
439
00:19:55,617 --> 00:19:58,600
so it's probably
gonna be pretty lame.
440
00:19:58,700 --> 00:20:02,364
- I see what's going on here.
441
00:20:02,464 --> 00:20:04,446
You all are trying to downplay
your vacation
442
00:20:04,546 --> 00:20:06,808
so I don't feel bad
about mine, is that it?
443
00:20:06,908 --> 00:20:08,690
You don't have to do that.
Really.
444
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:10,492
- No, it's not
what we're doing.
445
00:20:10,592 --> 00:20:12,374
- It's not?
446
00:20:12,474 --> 00:20:14,976
- Uh, I'm actually pretty sure
that most of us
447
00:20:15,076 --> 00:20:19,421
would prefer to be here,
working, with you.
448
00:20:19,521 --> 00:20:22,384
["Home Sweet Home" playing]
449
00:20:22,484 --> 00:20:24,306
[piano music]
450
00:20:24,406 --> 00:20:27,869
- ♪ You know I'm a dreamer ♪
451
00:20:27,969 --> 00:20:30,953
♪ But my heart's of gold ♪
452
00:20:31,053 --> 00:20:33,876
♪ I had to run away high ♪
453
00:20:33,976 --> 00:20:36,718
♪ So I wouldn't come home low ♪
454
00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:39,601
♪ Just when things went right ♪
455
00:20:39,701 --> 00:20:42,604
♪ It doesn't mean
they were always wrong ♪
456
00:20:42,704 --> 00:20:44,847
♪ Just take this song ♪
457
00:20:44,947 --> 00:20:49,131
♪ And you'll never feel
left all alone ♪
458
00:20:49,231 --> 00:20:51,814
- Aww.
Maybe I'm wrong.
459
00:20:51,914 --> 00:20:54,016
- ♪ I'm on my way ♪
460
00:20:54,116 --> 00:20:55,097
[rock music]
461
00:20:55,197 --> 00:20:57,780
♪ I'm on my way ♪
462
00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:00,743
all: ♪ Home sweet home ♪
463
00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:04,346
- Nope, not wrong.
Not wrong at all.
464
00:21:04,446 --> 00:21:07,349
- ♪ You know that I've seen ♪
465
00:21:07,449 --> 00:21:10,953
♪ Too many romantic dreams ♪
466
00:21:11,053 --> 00:21:16,719
♪ Up in lights,
falling off the silver screen ♪
467
00:21:16,819 --> 00:21:22,885
{\an3}♪ My heart's like an open book
for the whole world to read ♪
468
00:21:22,985 --> 00:21:25,648
♪ Sometimes nothing ♪
469
00:21:25,748 --> 00:21:29,171
♪ Keeps me together
at the seams ♪
470
00:21:29,271 --> 00:21:34,577
♪ I'm on my way ♪
- ♪ I'm on my way ♪
471
00:21:34,677 --> 00:21:39,102
both: ♪ Home sweet home ♪
472
00:21:39,202 --> 00:21:44,387
♪ Tonight, tonight
I'm on my way ♪
473
00:21:44,487 --> 00:21:47,070
♪ Just set me free ♪
474
00:21:47,170 --> 00:21:50,994
all: ♪ Home sweet home ♪
475
00:21:51,094 --> 00:21:53,156
[elevator bell dings]
476
00:21:53,256 --> 00:21:57,881
♪ Home sweet home ♪
477
00:21:57,981 --> 00:21:59,362
♪ ♪
478
00:21:59,462 --> 00:22:02,445
- ♪ Ooh, I'm on my way ♪
479
00:22:02,545 --> 00:22:05,448
♪ Just set me free ♪
480
00:22:05,548 --> 00:22:10,473
♪ Home sweet home ♪
481
00:22:12,795 --> 00:22:14,818
- Understood.
482
00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:20,463
all: ♪ Joy to the world,
the Lord is come ♪
483
00:22:20,563 --> 00:22:25,709
♪ Let Earth receive her king ♪
484
00:22:25,809 --> 00:22:27,711
- Ooh.
Guess I'm early.
485
00:22:27,811 --> 00:22:29,432
I hope the director
doesn't mind.
486
00:22:29,532 --> 00:22:30,954
Baby, if this were
my rehearsal
487
00:22:31,054 --> 00:22:33,196
and someone just barged on in,
heads would roll.
488
00:22:33,296 --> 00:22:34,598
- I think you're safe.
489
00:22:34,698 --> 00:22:36,880
This is just
a nice little kid's show.
490
00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:38,321
- Is one of them yours?
491
00:22:38,421 --> 00:22:41,525
- Oh no, I'm--I'm Susan.
I'm the director.
492
00:22:41,625 --> 00:22:43,847
- Okay. Ms. Susan. I see you.
493
00:22:43,947 --> 00:22:45,489
Ooh, I love having
a woman director up in here.
494
00:22:45,589 --> 00:22:46,650
Okay.
495
00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:48,251
- [laughing]
And yours is?
496
00:22:48,351 --> 00:22:50,854
- Oh, that adorable bundle
of hair on the end.
497
00:22:50,954 --> 00:22:52,496
Hi, honey.
498
00:22:52,596 --> 00:22:56,860
Although she's not mine.
Maybe one day.
499
00:22:56,960 --> 00:23:00,744
- So what do you think
of all these little angels?
500
00:23:00,844 --> 00:23:03,066
- Did you really want
my opinion?
501
00:23:03,166 --> 00:23:05,829
- Oh, uh, sure, sure.
You said "your rehearsals."
502
00:23:05,929 --> 00:23:06,910
You must know a thing
or two about--
503
00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:08,232
- I think they look scared.
504
00:23:08,332 --> 00:23:09,553
They look like
they're being held hostage.
505
00:23:09,653 --> 00:23:11,034
The song is called
"Joy to the World," Susan.
506
00:23:11,134 --> 00:23:12,556
Do you see any joy
in that stage?
507
00:23:12,656 --> 00:23:14,358
Joy, anywhere?
508
00:23:14,458 --> 00:23:17,281
- No. No.
I, I don't--I don't disagree.
509
00:23:17,381 --> 00:23:19,403
Um, it's a timid group
we have this year, uh,
510
00:23:19,503 --> 00:23:21,365
but if you have any ideas
for how we could make the--
511
00:23:21,465 --> 00:23:22,686
- Oh, sure, hold my purse.
- Oops.
512
00:23:22,786 --> 00:23:24,368
[chuckles]
- Hi, kids.
513
00:23:24,468 --> 00:23:25,930
All: ♪ Receive her king ♪
514
00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:28,092
[baby fussing]
515
00:23:28,192 --> 00:23:30,814
- Where's your rattle?
516
00:23:30,914 --> 00:23:33,837
Let's go find it.
517
00:23:39,363 --> 00:23:42,907
- You all right?
- Mm-hmm.
518
00:23:43,007 --> 00:23:45,670
It's just--it's odd
seeing the house at Christmas
519
00:23:45,770 --> 00:23:46,871
without any decorations.
520
00:23:46,971 --> 00:23:48,472
- Hmm.
- Hi, guys.
521
00:23:48,572 --> 00:23:50,194
- Hey.
522
00:23:50,294 --> 00:23:52,076
{\an1}Do you know where that photo
is of me in "The Nutcracker"?
523
00:23:52,176 --> 00:23:53,918
Max doesn't believe
that I was Clara.
524
00:23:54,018 --> 00:23:56,040
- Oh, it's probably out
in the garage
525
00:23:56,140 --> 00:23:58,883
with the rest
of the Christmas stuff.
526
00:23:58,983 --> 00:24:01,045
- I'm taking Zoey to see
"The Nutcracker" tonight,
527
00:24:01,145 --> 00:24:02,647
just to give her
a little taste of Christmas.
528
00:24:02,747 --> 00:24:04,128
That's not a guilt trip
529
00:24:04,228 --> 00:24:05,690
because you're all leaving town
for the holidays.
530
00:24:05,790 --> 00:24:08,813
It's just me trying to be cute,
you know, as I do.
531
00:24:08,913 --> 00:24:11,536
- Ooh, I don't know who
there is because--Mom,
532
00:24:11,636 --> 00:24:13,898
{\an3}can you believe all the cards
that people sent us this year?
533
00:24:13,998 --> 00:24:15,660
All these,
like, perfect families
534
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:19,624
in their perfect houses
with their perfect little kids.
535
00:24:19,724 --> 00:24:21,666
- Mm-hmm.
- When did this become a thing?
536
00:24:21,766 --> 00:24:24,829
- This is not a judgment
against you, Miles.
537
00:24:24,929 --> 00:24:27,952
This is just them
railing against society,
538
00:24:28,052 --> 00:24:29,434
that's all that is.
539
00:24:29,534 --> 00:24:31,876
- Wow.
People really go all out, huh?
540
00:24:31,976 --> 00:24:33,318
- Oh, those are
nothing compared
541
00:24:33,418 --> 00:24:36,521
to the "Gluck Family
Holiday Newsletter."
542
00:24:36,621 --> 00:24:39,604
{\an1}- Whoa, who are the Glucks
and why do I wanna be them?
543
00:24:39,704 --> 00:24:41,206
- Hey, you don't wanna be them.
544
00:24:41,306 --> 00:24:42,287
Adam Gluck
is a douchebag, okay?
545
00:24:42,387 --> 00:24:43,488
- Yeah.
546
00:24:43,588 --> 00:24:44,389
- We went to law school
with him.
547
00:24:44,469 --> 00:24:45,690
- Yeah, and every year,
548
00:24:45,790 --> 00:24:47,172
he sends us a long
Christmas newsletter
549
00:24:47,272 --> 00:24:48,933
bragging about
his family's accomplishments.
550
00:24:49,033 --> 00:24:50,535
- Along with multiple photos
of him,
551
00:24:50,635 --> 00:24:52,137
of his wife, of their kids...
552
00:24:52,237 --> 00:24:55,100
- Their two Bernedoodles
that they "rescued."
553
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:57,582
- Wow, that is a nice backyard.
554
00:24:57,682 --> 00:24:59,384
- Houses are cheaper
in Georgia.
555
00:24:59,484 --> 00:25:02,027
They're cheaper there.
- A lot cheaper.
556
00:25:02,127 --> 00:25:03,949
- I just--I just wanna figure
out a way to, like,
557
00:25:04,049 --> 00:25:06,591
shove it back
in his smug, perfect face.
558
00:25:06,691 --> 00:25:07,953
- Well, there is.
559
00:25:08,053 --> 00:25:09,514
You can make up
your own newsletter
560
00:25:09,614 --> 00:25:11,997
and send it only to him.
He won't know you're lying
561
00:25:12,097 --> 00:25:14,399
and you can say
whatever you want on it.
562
00:25:14,499 --> 00:25:16,281
- [chuckles]
563
00:25:16,381 --> 00:25:17,923
[mischievous music]
564
00:25:18,023 --> 00:25:20,165
- Found it.
565
00:25:20,265 --> 00:25:23,408
♪ ♪
566
00:25:23,508 --> 00:25:27,533
{\an1}- Just helped two more people.
No song even needed this time.
567
00:25:27,633 --> 00:25:29,935
[imitating sizzling]
568
00:25:30,035 --> 00:25:32,017
- See? There I am.
I told you!
569
00:25:32,117 --> 00:25:33,539
- This is amazing!
- -ly embarrassing,
570
00:25:33,639 --> 00:25:36,381
which is why
it mostly stays in a box.
571
00:25:36,481 --> 00:25:40,386
- Oh, my God.
What are these doing in here?
572
00:25:40,486 --> 00:25:42,428
I haven't seen these for years.
573
00:25:42,528 --> 00:25:45,431
- I think you once tap danced
for us on Christmas Eve.
574
00:25:45,531 --> 00:25:46,352
- To...
both: "Jingle Bells"!
575
00:25:46,452 --> 00:25:48,113
- [laughs]
576
00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:50,356
Oh, my God, I must've had
a lot of eggnog that night.
577
00:25:50,456 --> 00:25:52,318
- Oh, this is cool.
- Yeah.
578
00:25:52,418 --> 00:25:53,759
Ooh, be careful with that!
579
00:25:53,859 --> 00:25:55,241
- You'll have to forgive her.
580
00:25:55,341 --> 00:25:58,083
That's a very meaningful
snow globe around this house.
581
00:25:58,183 --> 00:26:00,366
- Our dad used to pull it out
and wind it up,
582
00:26:00,466 --> 00:26:01,927
and he'd announce to everyone
583
00:26:02,027 --> 00:26:04,370
that the Christmas season
had officially begun.
584
00:26:04,470 --> 00:26:05,971
- And one time,
he let me do it,
585
00:26:06,071 --> 00:26:08,254
and it was the first night
586
00:26:08,354 --> 00:26:11,137
I really felt like
I was a part of the family.
587
00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:13,459
[gear clicking]
588
00:26:13,559 --> 00:26:16,782
["Have Yourself A Merry
Little Christmas" playing]
589
00:26:16,882 --> 00:26:23,769
♪ ♪
590
00:26:34,580 --> 00:26:38,004
- Santa!
- Oh, my goodness!
591
00:26:38,104 --> 00:26:41,327
- Merry Christmas.
592
00:26:41,427 --> 00:26:45,732
♪ Have yourself
a merry little Christmas ♪
593
00:26:45,832 --> 00:26:48,655
And where's Maggie?
594
00:26:48,755 --> 00:26:51,578
Christmas ham.
595
00:26:51,678 --> 00:26:54,340
- Oh, are you ready?
- That looks amazing.
596
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:57,283
[muffled chatter]
597
00:27:03,970 --> 00:27:06,192
- Yes.
Yay.
598
00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:08,154
- Here you go.
599
00:27:08,254 --> 00:27:10,156
[muffled chatter]
600
00:27:10,256 --> 00:27:13,159
♪ ♪
601
00:27:13,259 --> 00:27:15,121
[laughter]
602
00:27:15,221 --> 00:27:18,164
♪ ♪
603
00:27:18,264 --> 00:27:21,267
- Zoey, ready to go?
We're gonna miss the show.
604
00:27:23,430 --> 00:27:26,032
- Yeah.
Sorry.
605
00:27:31,638 --> 00:27:34,501
Thank you for taking me
to the ballet tonight.
606
00:27:34,601 --> 00:27:36,263
That was very sweet.
607
00:27:36,363 --> 00:27:37,944
- That, my sugarplum fairy,
608
00:27:38,044 --> 00:27:40,707
is just the first
of many holiday surprises
609
00:27:40,807 --> 00:27:43,190
you have requested
and I have planned.
610
00:27:43,290 --> 00:27:45,912
Now, tell me something.
611
00:27:46,012 --> 00:27:49,416
What is your take on RVs?
612
00:27:51,338 --> 00:27:53,881
- Well, I was super jealous of
David's racecar bed as a child,
613
00:27:53,981 --> 00:27:56,203
so I am big fan of anything
with wheels
614
00:27:56,303 --> 00:27:57,925
that you can sleep in.
- [laughs]
615
00:27:58,025 --> 00:27:59,967
- Why? - Well, I may
have looked into
616
00:28:00,067 --> 00:28:02,369
renting us one
for a couple weeks.
617
00:28:02,469 --> 00:28:05,252
See, the thing is, Christmas
really means nothing to me,
618
00:28:05,352 --> 00:28:06,974
and--and maybe, just maybe,
619
00:28:07,074 --> 00:28:10,257
this year it doesn't have
to mean anything to you either.
620
00:28:10,357 --> 00:28:13,020
I was thinking we could hop
in the ol' RV,
621
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:16,423
head to the desert,
and just wander around,
622
00:28:16,523 --> 00:28:18,906
like my people did
for 40 years.
623
00:28:19,006 --> 00:28:21,549
There wouldn't be any Christmas
anything in sight.
624
00:28:21,649 --> 00:28:25,553
It--it could honestly be like
it never even happened.
625
00:28:25,653 --> 00:28:27,795
Look, Zoey,
626
00:28:27,895 --> 00:28:30,918
I know how important
this holiday is to you,
627
00:28:31,018 --> 00:28:34,802
but this could be special
in its own way.
628
00:28:34,902 --> 00:28:37,084
Truly, Zoey.
629
00:28:37,184 --> 00:28:39,246
[vocalizing]
630
00:28:39,346 --> 00:28:41,729
[soft acoustic guitar music]
631
00:28:41,829 --> 00:28:46,734
♪ ♪
632
00:28:46,834 --> 00:28:49,737
♪ I see
the crystal raindrops fall ♪
633
00:28:49,837 --> 00:28:52,260
♪ And the beauty of it all ♪
634
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:55,183
♪ Is when the sun
comes shining through ♪
635
00:28:55,283 --> 00:28:57,265
♪ ♪
636
00:28:57,365 --> 00:29:00,268
♪ To make those rainbows
in my mind ♪
637
00:29:00,368 --> 00:29:02,550
♪ When I think of you
sometime ♪
638
00:29:02,650 --> 00:29:06,354
♪ And I wanna spend some time
with you ♪
639
00:29:06,454 --> 00:29:09,197
♪ Just the two of us ♪
640
00:29:09,297 --> 00:29:11,839
♪ We can make it if we try ♪
641
00:29:11,939 --> 00:29:14,482
♪ Just the two of us ♪
642
00:29:14,582 --> 00:29:16,844
both: ♪ Just the two of us ♪
643
00:29:16,944 --> 00:29:19,727
- ♪ Just the two of us ♪
644
00:29:19,827 --> 00:29:22,370
♪ Building castles in the sky ♪
645
00:29:22,470 --> 00:29:24,813
♪ Just the two of us ♪
646
00:29:24,913 --> 00:29:27,755
♪ You and I ♪
647
00:29:30,358 --> 00:29:32,500
So, what do you think?
648
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:36,064
- Definitely an idea.
- Right.
649
00:29:36,164 --> 00:29:39,107
- But I guess
I just--I don't know.
650
00:29:39,207 --> 00:29:41,309
Maybe I wanna...
651
00:29:41,409 --> 00:29:44,512
♪ Haul out the holly ♪
652
00:29:44,612 --> 00:29:48,877
♪ Put up the tree
before my spirit falls again ♪
653
00:29:48,977 --> 00:29:51,960
♪ Fill up the stocking ♪
654
00:29:52,060 --> 00:29:54,162
♪ I may be rushing things ♪
655
00:29:54,262 --> 00:29:58,887
♪ But deck the halls
again now ♪
656
00:29:58,987 --> 00:30:01,850
all: ♪ For we need
a little Christmas ♪
657
00:30:01,950 --> 00:30:03,812
♪ Right this very minute ♪
658
00:30:03,912 --> 00:30:05,774
- ♪ Candles in the window ♪
659
00:30:05,874 --> 00:30:07,215
♪ Carols at the spinet ♪
660
00:30:07,315 --> 00:30:09,498
all: ♪ Yes, we need
a little Christmas ♪
661
00:30:09,598 --> 00:30:11,259
♪ Right this very minute ♪
662
00:30:11,359 --> 00:30:13,061
- ♪ It hasn't snowed
a single flurry ♪
663
00:30:13,161 --> 00:30:15,684
♪ But, Santa dear,
we're in a hurry ♪
664
00:30:18,647 --> 00:30:21,550
- ♪ Just the two of us ♪
665
00:30:21,650 --> 00:30:24,393
♪ We can make it if we try ♪
666
00:30:24,493 --> 00:30:26,915
♪ Just the two of us ♪
667
00:30:27,015 --> 00:30:29,238
both: ♪ Just the two of us ♪
668
00:30:29,338 --> 00:30:32,121
- ♪ Just the two of us ♪
669
00:30:32,221 --> 00:30:34,923
♪ Building them castles
in the sky ♪
670
00:30:35,023 --> 00:30:37,566
♪ Just the two of us ♪
671
00:30:37,666 --> 00:30:41,050
♪ You and ♪
- ♪ Climb down the chimney ♪
672
00:30:41,150 --> 00:30:45,414
♪ Turn on the brightest string
of lights I've ever seen ♪
673
00:30:45,514 --> 00:30:48,657
♪ Slice up the fruit cake ♪
674
00:30:48,757 --> 00:30:51,220
♪ It's time we've hung
some tinsel ♪
675
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:55,304
♪ On the evergreen bough ♪
676
00:30:55,404 --> 00:30:57,586
- ♪ Just the two of us ♪
677
00:30:57,686 --> 00:30:59,949
♪ We can make it if we ♪
678
00:31:00,049 --> 00:31:03,713
- ♪ Need a little music,
need a little laughter ♪
679
00:31:03,813 --> 00:31:07,076
♪ Need a little singing
ringing through the rafter ♪
680
00:31:07,176 --> 00:31:11,040
♪ And we need a little snappy,
happy ever after ♪
681
00:31:11,140 --> 00:31:16,686
all: ♪ We need
a little Christmas ♪
682
00:31:16,786 --> 00:31:21,190
♪ Now ♪
683
00:31:26,475 --> 00:31:28,057
- You're reading my mind
right now, aren't you?
684
00:31:28,157 --> 00:31:30,460
- You're reading mine,
and you definitely don't wanna
685
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:34,223
do something
just the two of us.
686
00:31:34,323 --> 00:31:36,746
- I--it's all--
687
00:31:36,846 --> 00:31:40,310
it's all really nice, Max.
Truly.
688
00:31:40,410 --> 00:31:43,072
It's just--
- What?
689
00:31:43,172 --> 00:31:44,354
- I don't wanna not think
about my dad
690
00:31:44,454 --> 00:31:45,795
and be apart from my family
for the holidays.
691
00:31:45,895 --> 00:31:46,996
It's not the Clarkes.
It doesn't feel right.
692
00:31:47,096 --> 00:31:48,358
I want us all to be together
693
00:31:48,458 --> 00:31:50,240
and have the most
Mitch Christmas ever!
694
00:31:50,340 --> 00:31:51,961
- Okay.
Then that's what we'll do.
695
00:31:52,061 --> 00:31:54,884
We will totally go for it.
696
00:31:54,984 --> 00:31:57,687
Honestly, I was worried
about driving an RV anyway.
697
00:31:57,787 --> 00:31:59,129
They're really big, uh--
698
00:31:59,229 --> 00:32:02,132
[warm music]
699
00:32:02,232 --> 00:32:06,916
♪ ♪
700
00:32:11,601 --> 00:32:12,422
- I don't know
about you guys,
701
00:32:12,522 --> 00:32:14,024
but as hard as I try,
702
00:32:14,124 --> 00:32:16,786
{\an1}most of my memories of Dad
are from when he was sick.
703
00:32:16,886 --> 00:32:20,670
And I think--I think
it's super important
704
00:32:20,770 --> 00:32:23,513
that we remember the good times
705
00:32:23,613 --> 00:32:28,478
and all of the amazing things
Dad did for our family,
706
00:32:28,578 --> 00:32:33,684
which is why I think we
should have Christmas together.
707
00:32:33,784 --> 00:32:35,085
So what do you guys think?
708
00:32:35,185 --> 00:32:36,206
- What's he doing
with the train?
709
00:32:36,306 --> 00:32:37,648
Is he facing it?
- Yeah.
710
00:32:37,748 --> 00:32:38,929
- Is he facing the camera?
- Yeah, he is.
711
00:32:39,029 --> 00:32:40,651
- Vajna, why don't you
take five?
712
00:32:40,751 --> 00:32:42,072
I just think Miles clearly
is not bringing it right now,
713
00:32:42,152 --> 00:32:44,134
so, you know.
Here.
714
00:32:44,234 --> 00:32:45,576
Just work your magic.
715
00:32:45,676 --> 00:32:46,857
- You guys are really
going all out
716
00:32:46,957 --> 00:32:48,258
for this Christmas card, huh?
717
00:32:48,358 --> 00:32:50,380
- Christmas newsletter.
It's a newsletter, Zoey.
718
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:52,503
- Yeah, and by the time
Adam Gluck gets it,
719
00:32:52,603 --> 00:32:55,666
it's gonna look like
we were skiing in St. Moritz.
720
00:32:55,766 --> 00:32:56,987
- We're gonna blow
his Glucking mind.
721
00:32:57,087 --> 00:32:58,669
- Okay.
722
00:32:58,769 --> 00:33:01,872
So I know you already
have plans with your sister.
723
00:33:01,972 --> 00:33:04,355
But is there any chance
you'd change them, please?
724
00:33:04,455 --> 00:33:05,476
Please, please, please, please?
725
00:33:05,576 --> 00:33:07,277
- Okay, I'll admit it.
726
00:33:07,377 --> 00:33:10,321
We've kinda been dreading going
ever since Jenna informed us
727
00:33:10,421 --> 00:33:12,323
we'd be staying in a yurt
and eating tofurkey.
728
00:33:12,423 --> 00:33:14,164
- Yeah, that sounds bad.
729
00:33:14,264 --> 00:33:15,466
- And was she joking
when she said she needed us
730
00:33:15,546 --> 00:33:17,248
to denounce Christmas
731
00:33:17,348 --> 00:33:19,490
as just "another example
of the mass Capitalist agenda"?
732
00:33:19,590 --> 00:33:20,971
I couldn't tell.
Honestly, I couldn't tell.
733
00:33:21,071 --> 00:33:22,253
- Me either.
- Yeah.
734
00:33:22,353 --> 00:33:24,335
Oh, Zoey.
I mean...
735
00:33:24,435 --> 00:33:25,856
[sighs]
736
00:33:25,956 --> 00:33:28,299
Look, it would be really nice
to spend Christmas
737
00:33:28,399 --> 00:33:29,860
with my family
and, you know,
738
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:31,902
we could just really focus
on all the good times.
739
00:33:32,002 --> 00:33:35,266
- I promise you both,
I will make it super special.
740
00:33:35,366 --> 00:33:37,368
Just like how Dad
used to do it.
741
00:33:39,090 --> 00:33:41,072
- All right, yeah.
- Let's do it.
742
00:33:41,172 --> 00:33:42,994
Beep, beep.
[whooshing]
743
00:33:43,094 --> 00:33:44,595
- Wow.
- Okay.
744
00:33:44,695 --> 00:33:47,999
We'll cancel on Jenna
if you agree to throw fake snow
745
00:33:48,099 --> 00:33:49,921
at us
as we shred a black diamond.
746
00:33:50,021 --> 00:33:52,003
- Deal!
- Vajna, we're back!
747
00:33:52,103 --> 00:33:53,805
- We're back.
- Great, okay.
748
00:33:53,905 --> 00:33:55,366
So now all I have to do
is convince Mom,
749
00:33:55,466 --> 00:33:56,647
and that shouldn't
be too hard, right?
750
00:33:56,747 --> 00:33:58,730
- It might be.
- Why?
751
00:33:58,830 --> 00:34:00,571
- Oh, well, she and Deb
are really excited
752
00:34:00,671 --> 00:34:02,613
about their trip to Hawaii,
so...
753
00:34:02,713 --> 00:34:04,936
There he is.
Oh, yeah.
754
00:34:05,036 --> 00:34:07,058
- How excited?
755
00:34:07,158 --> 00:34:11,342
- ♪ Mele Kalikimaka
is the thing to say ♪
756
00:34:11,442 --> 00:34:16,588
♪ On a bright
Hawaiian Christmas Day ♪
757
00:34:16,688 --> 00:34:21,192
♪ That's the island greeting
that we send to you ♪
758
00:34:21,292 --> 00:34:25,517
♪ From the land
where palm trees sway ♪
759
00:34:25,617 --> 00:34:28,640
♪ ♪
760
00:34:28,740 --> 00:34:32,724
♪ Here we know that Christmas
will be green and bright ♪
761
00:34:32,824 --> 00:34:37,889
♪ The sun will shine by day
and all the stars at night ♪
762
00:34:37,989 --> 00:34:42,494
♪ Mele Kalikimaka
is Hawaii's way ♪
763
00:34:42,594 --> 00:34:46,197
♪ To say
Merry Christmas to you ♪
764
00:34:47,799 --> 00:34:49,861
- And then we were thinking
of going zip-lining.
765
00:34:49,961 --> 00:34:51,463
- If we're not still hung over
766
00:34:51,563 --> 00:34:54,146
from our booze cruise
the night before.
767
00:34:54,246 --> 00:34:56,268
- And the odds of that are?
- Mm, no comment.
768
00:34:56,368 --> 00:34:57,909
- [chuckles]
769
00:34:58,009 --> 00:35:02,194
- So, clearly, you two
are excited about this trip,
770
00:35:02,294 --> 00:35:03,955
and I'm just wondering
771
00:35:04,055 --> 00:35:06,978
if you would consider
the possibility of...
772
00:35:09,421 --> 00:35:10,923
Postponing it?
773
00:35:11,023 --> 00:35:12,885
- Not on your life.
- Why would we do that?
774
00:35:12,985 --> 00:35:15,487
- Listen, Mom,
I think that it's great
775
00:35:15,587 --> 00:35:17,569
that you are gonna
take this vacation to...
776
00:35:17,669 --> 00:35:20,452
- Jingle and mingle.
777
00:35:20,552 --> 00:35:25,978
- And find yourself again,
which I totally support.
778
00:35:26,078 --> 00:35:27,820
But I'm just wondering
if you could maybe
779
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:31,303
find yourself...another time.
780
00:35:31,403 --> 00:35:33,746
Like maybe December 26th
or even later?
781
00:35:33,846 --> 00:35:35,748
- Why didn't you say something
before this?
782
00:35:35,848 --> 00:35:37,750
{\an3}- 'Cause I didn't realize how
much it meant to me until now,
783
00:35:37,850 --> 00:35:39,391
and how important
I think it would be
784
00:35:39,491 --> 00:35:40,913
for all of us to honor Dad
785
00:35:41,013 --> 00:35:44,396
and find our Christmas joy
together again.
786
00:35:44,496 --> 00:35:48,601
If you stay, I promise
I will handle everything.
787
00:35:48,701 --> 00:35:50,002
You won't even have
to lift a finger.
788
00:35:50,102 --> 00:35:51,444
- But what about Deb?
789
00:35:51,544 --> 00:35:53,325
I mean, I can't just
leave her stranded.
790
00:35:53,425 --> 00:35:55,488
- Yeah, your mother's
not the only widow here
791
00:35:55,588 --> 00:35:58,010
looking to escape
for the holidays.
792
00:35:58,110 --> 00:36:01,253
I spent last year
with my son's in-laws.
793
00:36:01,353 --> 00:36:03,696
Zoey, their cat
sat at the table.
794
00:36:03,796 --> 00:36:05,938
{\an1}- Well, then you can come to
our Christmas Eve dinner too.
795
00:36:06,038 --> 00:36:07,700
Mom, think about it.
796
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:11,384
Eggnog, a huge feast,
and then we can all watch
797
00:36:11,484 --> 00:36:13,706
one of Dad's favorite old
black-and-white movies
798
00:36:13,806 --> 00:36:14,987
together--that was always
my favorite part.
799
00:36:15,087 --> 00:36:17,770
It sounds pretty great.
I mean, doesn't it?
800
00:36:21,694 --> 00:36:23,276
- [sighs]
She really wants us to stay.
801
00:36:23,376 --> 00:36:27,040
- I know she does.
She played the dead Dad card.
802
00:36:27,140 --> 00:36:30,563
- You know I can hear you,
right?
803
00:36:30,663 --> 00:36:32,365
- So do you think
the trip is refundable?
804
00:36:32,465 --> 00:36:34,487
- My travel agent
is a miracle worker
805
00:36:34,587 --> 00:36:36,809
so we could
probably get a credit.
806
00:36:36,909 --> 00:36:38,731
- And maybe postpone it
to a later date?
807
00:36:38,831 --> 00:36:39,852
- Spring break?
808
00:36:39,952 --> 00:36:42,936
- Oh!
809
00:36:43,036 --> 00:36:46,019
Oh, can't.
I have a huge install in March.
810
00:36:46,119 --> 00:36:48,061
Uh, what about February?
811
00:36:48,161 --> 00:36:51,344
- Hmm, pre- or
post-Valentine's day?
812
00:36:51,444 --> 00:36:55,468
both: During!
- Sold.
813
00:36:55,568 --> 00:36:57,871
{\an1}But I'm not happy about this,
and I want you to know that.
814
00:36:57,971 --> 00:37:01,534
So much for hot Christmas
with hot men.
815
00:37:05,058 --> 00:37:06,680
- She'll be fine.
- Thank you, Mom.
816
00:37:06,780 --> 00:37:08,562
This is gonna be so great...
817
00:37:08,662 --> 00:37:10,443
if I can pull it all together
before Christmas.
818
00:37:10,543 --> 00:37:11,725
There are a million things
to do
819
00:37:11,825 --> 00:37:13,647
and we don't even have
a tree yet.
820
00:37:13,747 --> 00:37:18,371
all: ♪ Boughs of holly,
fa la la la la, la la la la ♪
821
00:37:18,471 --> 00:37:22,255
♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly,
fa la la la la... ♪
822
00:37:22,355 --> 00:37:25,058
- Valentina, you're singing
so quietly,
823
00:37:25,158 --> 00:37:28,141
dogs couldn't hear you.
And, Sonny, remember,
824
00:37:28,241 --> 00:37:31,465
the audience is out here
and not on the floor.
825
00:37:31,565 --> 00:37:34,308
And, Amirah, I know
that's not all you got in you.
826
00:37:34,408 --> 00:37:35,989
You were more excited
watching your brother
827
00:37:36,089 --> 00:37:37,791
play Minecraft yesterday.
828
00:37:37,891 --> 00:37:41,515
- Mo, uh, I get that
you're trying to help
829
00:37:41,615 --> 00:37:44,158
but you maybe wanna go a little
easier on the children.
830
00:37:44,258 --> 00:37:46,760
It's just a sweet
community holiday...
831
00:37:46,860 --> 00:37:49,443
- Did easy ever win
anyone an EGOT?
832
00:37:49,543 --> 00:37:52,446
- What's an EGOT?
- Why are you doing this to me?
833
00:37:52,546 --> 00:37:55,889
I am teaching them a very,
very valuable lesson
834
00:37:55,989 --> 00:37:58,572
on how the entertainment
business works, Susan.
835
00:37:58,672 --> 00:38:00,454
- Well, you're
the professional.
836
00:38:00,554 --> 00:38:02,056
- I am.
837
00:38:02,156 --> 00:38:04,498
- Can I go to the bathroom?
- No!
838
00:38:04,598 --> 00:38:06,941
Everyone, back to one!
839
00:38:07,041 --> 00:38:08,262
Back to one!
840
00:38:08,362 --> 00:38:10,985
♪ ♪
841
00:38:11,085 --> 00:38:13,507
all: ♪ Deck the halls
with boughs of... ♪
842
00:38:13,607 --> 00:38:17,511
[upbeat pop music]
843
00:38:17,611 --> 00:38:19,513
- Oh!
[chuckles]
844
00:38:19,613 --> 00:38:22,396
How great is this!
845
00:38:22,496 --> 00:38:25,720
The whole family back
at the Christmas tree lot
846
00:38:25,820 --> 00:38:29,884
looking for trees together.
Oh, it's all happening.
847
00:38:29,984 --> 00:38:31,365
- Uh, exactly how many
candy canes
848
00:38:31,465 --> 00:38:32,807
did she eat before we got here?
849
00:38:32,907 --> 00:38:34,088
- Hey, this is my first time
getting a tree.
850
00:38:34,188 --> 00:38:35,329
These things
were strictly forbidden
851
00:38:35,429 --> 00:38:36,571
in my house growing up
852
00:38:36,671 --> 00:38:37,892
so I am just as excited
as she is.
853
00:38:37,992 --> 00:38:39,534
- Hello, folks.
854
00:38:39,634 --> 00:38:41,455
Welcome to Lumber Jack's
Christmas tree lot.
855
00:38:41,555 --> 00:38:43,538
I am Jack and Jack is me.
856
00:38:43,638 --> 00:38:46,501
Can I interest you all
in anything in particular?
857
00:38:46,601 --> 00:38:48,863
- Yes, Jack.
We are looking for a tree.
858
00:38:48,963 --> 00:38:51,786
- Well, you've come
to the right place.
859
00:38:51,886 --> 00:38:53,428
Any specific type in mind?
860
00:38:53,528 --> 00:38:54,789
- Um, what do you guys think?
861
00:38:54,889 --> 00:38:56,391
Should we mix it up
a little bit?
862
00:38:56,491 --> 00:38:59,113
Maybe a red cedar or--
oh, I know.
863
00:38:59,213 --> 00:39:01,476
A blue spruce.
They are so festive.
864
00:39:01,576 --> 00:39:04,038
- Look out.
This lady knows her stuff.
865
00:39:04,138 --> 00:39:06,120
Check out the Fraser firs.
866
00:39:06,220 --> 00:39:08,723
They look and smell great
and are surprisingly durable.
867
00:39:08,823 --> 00:39:09,924
- Yeah, that could work,
868
00:39:10,024 --> 00:39:13,608
or we could throw caution
to the wind
869
00:39:13,708 --> 00:39:15,650
and just get some sort of pine.
870
00:39:15,750 --> 00:39:18,112
[laughter]
871
00:39:20,475 --> 00:39:22,697
- [strained laughing]
872
00:39:22,797 --> 00:39:26,181
Sorry, sorry to interrupt
all this tree bonding
873
00:39:26,281 --> 00:39:28,743
but I actually have
a very clear vision in my head
874
00:39:28,843 --> 00:39:30,385
for this whole
Christmas experience
875
00:39:30,485 --> 00:39:31,987
and I'd really like
to keep things exactly the way
876
00:39:32,087 --> 00:39:33,268
we did them in the past.
877
00:39:33,368 --> 00:39:35,670
- Oh. Douglas fir it is.
878
00:39:35,770 --> 00:39:38,433
- Well, right this way.
879
00:39:38,533 --> 00:39:41,396
So how do you know so much
about Christmas trees?
880
00:39:41,496 --> 00:39:43,358
You don't work
for the competition, do you?
881
00:39:43,458 --> 00:39:46,081
- Oh, no.
I'm a landscape architect.
882
00:39:46,181 --> 00:39:49,284
- Oh, phew, that's good news.
I thought for a second
883
00:39:49,384 --> 00:39:52,047
you might be Holly from Jolly
Holly's Tree Emporium.
884
00:39:52,147 --> 00:39:56,371
- No.
I'm Maggie from Menlo Park.
885
00:39:56,471 --> 00:39:59,454
My family's been
coming here for years.
886
00:39:59,554 --> 00:40:01,096
- That's why you look
so familiar.
887
00:40:01,196 --> 00:40:02,738
- Yeah.
888
00:40:02,838 --> 00:40:04,780
- Your husband, is he
taking the night off or...
889
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:08,503
- Um, so that's one way
of putting it.
890
00:40:08,603 --> 00:40:12,948
Um, he is no longer with us.
- Oh.
891
00:40:13,048 --> 00:40:14,470
So a very long night
off then, huh?
892
00:40:14,570 --> 00:40:15,831
- [chuckles]
- I'm sorry.
893
00:40:15,931 --> 00:40:17,993
- Yeah, it's okay.
Um...
894
00:40:18,093 --> 00:40:19,995
- Oh, right this way.
- Okay.
895
00:40:20,095 --> 00:40:22,878
- I just remembered Dad
lifting me up right over there
896
00:40:22,978 --> 00:40:24,640
and saying,
"What if we made David
897
00:40:24,740 --> 00:40:26,241
the ornament on the top
of the tree this year?"
898
00:40:26,341 --> 00:40:27,763
- Hey, is it just me
or is there
899
00:40:27,863 --> 00:40:29,445
a little bit of a vibe
between Jack and mom?
900
00:40:29,545 --> 00:40:31,206
- Don't ruin this for me.
- Oh.
901
00:40:31,306 --> 00:40:35,170
- So this is our fir section.
902
00:40:35,270 --> 00:40:38,654
- Wow, sure hope it's fake fir.
Am I right?
903
00:40:38,754 --> 00:40:41,337
I'm Jewish.
- This one.
904
00:40:41,437 --> 00:40:43,699
This is the tree I want.
905
00:40:43,799 --> 00:40:47,543
- Excellent choice.
Listen, don't tell anyone
906
00:40:47,643 --> 00:40:50,786
but...I'm giving you the
friends and family discount.
907
00:40:50,886 --> 00:40:51,947
- Aw, thank you.
908
00:40:52,047 --> 00:40:53,669
- That'll be $110.
909
00:40:53,769 --> 00:40:57,113
- Okay.
910
00:40:57,213 --> 00:40:59,715
- I'll be right back
with the change.
911
00:40:59,815 --> 00:41:01,517
Holler if you
want anything else.
912
00:41:01,617 --> 00:41:03,679
- Okay.
- Okay.
913
00:41:03,779 --> 00:41:07,643
[gentle acoustic music]
914
00:41:07,743 --> 00:41:09,886
- ♪ I threw a wish
in the well ♪
915
00:41:09,986 --> 00:41:12,048
♪ Don't ask me,
I'll never tell ♪
916
00:41:12,148 --> 00:41:14,250
♪ I looked to you as it fell ♪
917
00:41:14,350 --> 00:41:16,492
♪ And now you're in my way ♪
918
00:41:16,592 --> 00:41:18,815
♪ I'd trade my soul
for a wish ♪
919
00:41:18,915 --> 00:41:20,897
♪ Pennies and dimes
for a kiss ♪
920
00:41:20,997 --> 00:41:23,099
♪ I wasn't looking for this ♪
921
00:41:23,199 --> 00:41:25,782
♪ But now you're in my way ♪
922
00:41:25,882 --> 00:41:27,624
♪ Your stare was holdin' ♪
923
00:41:27,724 --> 00:41:29,786
♪ Ripped jeans,
skin was showin' ♪
924
00:41:29,886 --> 00:41:31,988
♪ Hot night,
wind was blowin' ♪
925
00:41:32,088 --> 00:41:35,111
♪ Where you think
you're going, baby? ♪
926
00:41:35,211 --> 00:41:36,993
♪ ♪
927
00:41:37,093 --> 00:41:41,758
♪ Hey, I just met you
and this is crazy ♪
928
00:41:41,858 --> 00:41:46,322
♪ But here's my number
so call me, maybe? ♪
929
00:41:46,422 --> 00:41:50,607
♪ It's hard to look
right at you, baby ♪
930
00:41:50,707 --> 00:41:54,771
♪ But here's my number
so call me, maybe? ♪
931
00:41:54,871 --> 00:41:59,536
♪ Hey, I just met you
and this is crazy ♪
932
00:41:59,636 --> 00:42:04,821
♪ But here's my number
so call me, maybe? ♪
933
00:42:04,921 --> 00:42:08,505
- And here's your change,
Maggie May.
934
00:42:08,605 --> 00:42:12,269
- Uh, thank you, Lumber Jack.
935
00:42:12,369 --> 00:42:14,771
[both chuckling]
936
00:42:29,146 --> 00:42:32,649
- It is awfully quiet in here.
- Yeah.
937
00:42:32,749 --> 00:42:38,055
{\an1}- It must be tough living by
yourself sometimes all alone.
938
00:42:38,155 --> 00:42:40,257
- Well, yeah, it does get
a little bit lonely,
939
00:42:40,357 --> 00:42:45,903
but lately I've been into
these Icelandic crime dramas.
940
00:42:46,003 --> 00:42:49,066
They are--they really
make the time go fast.
941
00:42:49,166 --> 00:42:52,629
- So I know you had mentioned
to David and Emily and I
942
00:42:52,729 --> 00:42:56,073
that at some point
you were thinking
943
00:42:56,173 --> 00:42:59,556
maybe of dipping your toe
back in the dating pool
944
00:42:59,656 --> 00:43:01,799
and I'm wondering
is that time now?
945
00:43:01,899 --> 00:43:03,681
- I don't know, Zoey.
946
00:43:03,781 --> 00:43:06,403
I mean, honestly, I wouldn't
even know where to begin.
947
00:43:06,503 --> 00:43:09,326
- Okay, well, there is this new
thing called internet dating.
948
00:43:09,426 --> 00:43:11,929
And we could look
online together.
949
00:43:12,029 --> 00:43:15,012
I mean, if you want.
950
00:43:15,112 --> 00:43:16,373
- [chuckles]
Okay.
951
00:43:16,473 --> 00:43:18,896
I mean, that could be fun.
952
00:43:18,996 --> 00:43:21,699
- Okay.
953
00:43:21,799 --> 00:43:24,342
What age range
would like, Mom?
954
00:43:24,442 --> 00:43:30,908
- Oh, um, I, uh,
will go with 50 to 65.
955
00:43:31,008 --> 00:43:33,150
- Meow!
[chuckles]
956
00:43:33,250 --> 00:43:34,592
Okay, sorry.
957
00:43:34,692 --> 00:43:36,113
And now I'm also
just gonna say, for now,
958
00:43:36,213 --> 00:43:39,036
{\an3}that you only want someone
within a ten mile radius.
959
00:43:39,136 --> 00:43:43,321
And we're in.
- Wait.
960
00:43:43,421 --> 00:43:44,802
- What do you think
of this guy?
961
00:43:44,902 --> 00:43:47,365
- That is a single guy
who lives in this area
962
00:43:47,465 --> 00:43:50,088
who's looking to date?
963
00:43:50,188 --> 00:43:53,491
No.
He's way too short for me.
964
00:43:53,591 --> 00:43:57,615
Oh, uh, never trust guy
with a ponytail.
965
00:43:57,715 --> 00:43:59,998
That was taken
30 years ago, Zoey.
966
00:44:01,879 --> 00:44:04,822
Oh, God.
They allow that online?
967
00:44:04,922 --> 00:44:07,866
- You know what?
Let's, um--how about
968
00:44:07,966 --> 00:44:10,108
we fill out a quick profile
for you instead?
969
00:44:10,208 --> 00:44:11,509
Finish this sentence.
970
00:44:11,609 --> 00:44:14,432
This year, something
I would like to try is...
971
00:44:14,532 --> 00:44:17,095
- Learn more about
equine therapy.
972
00:44:20,178 --> 00:44:25,844
- Uh, something that is
nonnegotiable for me is...
973
00:44:25,944 --> 00:44:29,487
- Excessive back hair.
- Mom, okay.
974
00:44:29,587 --> 00:44:32,410
I know I have
found the one when...
975
00:44:32,510 --> 00:44:36,334
- I stop thinking about your
father every second of the day.
976
00:44:36,434 --> 00:44:39,337
[somber music]
977
00:44:39,437 --> 00:44:44,823
♪ ♪
978
00:44:44,923 --> 00:44:49,027
I don't think I'm ready
for this yet.
979
00:44:49,127 --> 00:44:52,311
Let's just put a pin
in the dating stuff
980
00:44:52,411 --> 00:44:56,495
and we'll revisit it
after the holidays, okay?
981
00:44:57,936 --> 00:45:01,240
- Sorry.
982
00:45:01,340 --> 00:45:03,041
- Let's do the tree.
983
00:45:03,141 --> 00:45:06,565
- [sighs]
984
00:45:06,665 --> 00:45:08,847
- All right, how we doing?
- Amazing.
985
00:45:08,947 --> 00:45:11,770
Love this one of us
finishing the Ironman triathlon
986
00:45:11,870 --> 00:45:13,332
with Miles
in a stroller in front of us.
987
00:45:13,432 --> 00:45:14,893
- The stroller was
a fantastic touch.
988
00:45:14,993 --> 00:45:17,176
- Yeah.
Vanja is worth all the money.
989
00:45:17,276 --> 00:45:19,018
- All of it.
990
00:45:19,118 --> 00:45:21,820
{\an1}Now, all we have left to do is
actually write the newsletter.
991
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:24,383
So the question is how far
992
00:45:24,483 --> 00:45:27,706
can we take it while
also still being believable?
993
00:45:27,806 --> 00:45:30,950
For example, yes,
we climbed the Himalayas.
994
00:45:31,050 --> 00:45:34,193
- And Miles is the new face
of an organic baby formula.
995
00:45:34,293 --> 00:45:36,755
- Ooh, I love that.
That's so good,
996
00:45:36,855 --> 00:45:37,856
but we did not finish
the addition to our compound.
997
00:45:37,937 --> 00:45:39,278
- Why not?
998
00:45:39,378 --> 00:45:40,559
- I mean, Adam can look up
building records.
999
00:45:40,659 --> 00:45:42,041
We have no idea
what he's capable of.
1000
00:45:42,141 --> 00:45:44,403
- Great point.
The man's a monster.
1001
00:45:44,503 --> 00:45:46,005
Okay, so then
I guess writing
1002
00:45:46,105 --> 00:45:48,407
the next Great American novel
is off the table too then?
1003
00:45:48,507 --> 00:45:50,129
- Yeah, we--we don't wanna
have to explain
1004
00:45:50,229 --> 00:45:51,931
{\an1}why it never came out in next
year's Christmas newsletter.
1005
00:45:52,031 --> 00:45:53,372
- Hmm.
1006
00:45:53,472 --> 00:45:55,575
This is fun.
- Yeah.
1007
00:45:55,675 --> 00:45:57,136
- Okay, so then how about
we start with this?
1008
00:45:57,236 --> 00:45:58,497
Another year...
1009
00:45:58,597 --> 00:46:00,179
- Mm-hmm.
- For the record books.
1010
00:46:00,279 --> 00:46:01,821
- Ooh, that's nice.
1011
00:46:01,921 --> 00:46:05,104
Uh, somehow our magical
little brood has done it again.
1012
00:46:05,204 --> 00:46:07,386
- [chuckles]
Baby, you should be a writer.
1013
00:46:07,486 --> 00:46:09,108
- Oh, thanks.
Um, you know,
1014
00:46:09,208 --> 00:46:10,510
I've actually been thinking
about starting, like,
1015
00:46:10,610 --> 00:46:11,951
a stay-at-home
daddy blog.
1016
00:46:12,051 --> 00:46:13,312
- Oh, no, I don't think
you should do that.
1017
00:46:13,412 --> 00:46:15,875
- Mm-hmm.
1018
00:46:15,975 --> 00:46:17,517
- Uh, morning.
What are you doing?
1019
00:46:17,617 --> 00:46:19,559
- Sewing sequins onto tiny
little robes to impress my man.
1020
00:46:19,659 --> 00:46:22,362
You?
- I don't get it.
1021
00:46:22,462 --> 00:46:26,766
What...where are all
the delicious treats you make
1022
00:46:26,866 --> 00:46:28,288
that I then come over
and eat and love?
1023
00:46:28,388 --> 00:46:30,250
- Girl, you know I don't
have time for baked goods
1024
00:46:30,350 --> 00:46:31,691
when I'm
in the act of creation.
1025
00:46:31,791 --> 00:46:33,453
- Oh, sorry.
1026
00:46:33,553 --> 00:46:35,575
Uh, are those
for the kid's pageant?
1027
00:46:35,675 --> 00:46:37,417
- I believe you mean
1028
00:46:37,517 --> 00:46:39,299
"Are these for the children's
holiday extravaganza?"
1029
00:46:39,399 --> 00:46:41,781
Which my response would be,
"Yes.
1030
00:46:41,881 --> 00:46:44,504
I'm channeling
my inner Mariah."
1031
00:46:44,604 --> 00:46:47,067
- I'm sorry. I just,
uh--I really need to fuel up
1032
00:46:47,167 --> 00:46:49,349
because I have so much
Christmas stuff to do today.
1033
00:46:49,449 --> 00:46:52,032
I, like you, am trying
to impress my family
1034
00:46:52,132 --> 00:46:54,594
by recreating the perfect
Mitch Christmas,
1035
00:46:54,694 --> 00:46:56,196
and I wanna
get it exactly right.
1036
00:46:56,296 --> 00:46:57,717
But there are just
so many little details
1037
00:46:57,817 --> 00:47:00,040
that go into the whole thing.
I had no idea!
1038
00:47:00,140 --> 00:47:01,281
- [sighs] Why don't you just
1039
00:47:01,381 --> 00:47:02,482
make it easier on yourself
and come to
1040
00:47:02,582 --> 00:47:05,525
my Christmas Carol-oke
night at Maximo's.
1041
00:47:05,625 --> 00:47:08,929
It's for all weary souls
and you definitely qualify.
1042
00:47:09,029 --> 00:47:10,851
- I think it's very awesome
that you're doing that,
1043
00:47:10,951 --> 00:47:14,614
but it just doesn't fit
in my family traditions, so...
1044
00:47:14,714 --> 00:47:16,697
- Okay,
my little red-nosed reindeer.
1045
00:47:16,797 --> 00:47:18,338
How can I do helping?
1046
00:47:18,438 --> 00:47:20,100
- Take a look at this.
- Well, damn.
1047
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:22,462
What are we doing, celebrating
the holidays or robbing a bank?
1048
00:47:22,562 --> 00:47:23,984
- Yeah, I told you.
- All right.
1049
00:47:24,084 --> 00:47:25,425
Well, let's start
at the beginning.
1050
00:47:25,525 --> 00:47:26,827
What's number one in your list?
1051
00:47:26,927 --> 00:47:28,268
- Of course, my number one
on my list
1052
00:47:28,368 --> 00:47:29,590
is getting great gifts
1053
00:47:29,690 --> 00:47:31,271
for everyone
just like my father did.
1054
00:47:31,371 --> 00:47:33,233
- Oh, my God.
You're an awful gift-giver.
1055
00:47:33,333 --> 00:47:34,875
- I'm aware.
1056
00:47:34,975 --> 00:47:38,318
- Um, but you follow someone
with a very cute shoes
1057
00:47:38,418 --> 00:47:39,600
and get whatever she gets.
1058
00:47:39,700 --> 00:47:41,281
- I love this plan!
1059
00:47:41,381 --> 00:47:44,244
[sneaky music]
1060
00:47:44,344 --> 00:47:51,231
♪ ♪
1061
00:48:06,207 --> 00:48:07,388
Then I have to get
the whole house ready
1062
00:48:07,488 --> 00:48:08,709
and decorated by Christmas Eve.
1063
00:48:08,809 --> 00:48:11,792
- Oh, that's easy.
Outsource!
1064
00:48:11,892 --> 00:48:14,315
[festive music]
1065
00:48:14,415 --> 00:48:15,916
- You gotta--you gotta--you
gotta get more, uh, stuff.
1066
00:48:16,016 --> 00:48:17,518
- Uh-uh, uh...
- I know, I know, I got plenty.
1067
00:48:17,618 --> 00:48:18,879
- All right.
- I've never done this.
1068
00:48:18,979 --> 00:48:20,361
- One more, one more, one more.
I got this.
1069
00:48:20,461 --> 00:48:21,642
- Thank you.
- Nice.
1070
00:48:21,742 --> 00:48:23,164
- Third time's the charm.
1071
00:48:23,264 --> 00:48:25,566
- Are we good?
- Uh, I think more that way.
1072
00:48:25,666 --> 00:48:27,328
No, that way.
1073
00:48:27,428 --> 00:48:30,531
And then I have to cook the
perfect Christmas Eve dinner.
1074
00:48:30,631 --> 00:48:33,534
- Yeah, I don't have
any advice for that.
1075
00:48:33,634 --> 00:48:35,696
Lord have mercy.
God help us all.
1076
00:48:35,796 --> 00:48:37,378
[praying indistinctly]
1077
00:48:37,478 --> 00:48:40,341
[frantic festive music]
1078
00:48:40,441 --> 00:48:42,103
♪ ♪
1079
00:48:42,203 --> 00:48:45,106
[phone buzzing]
1080
00:48:45,206 --> 00:48:52,073
♪ ♪
1081
00:48:52,173 --> 00:48:53,715
- Hello?
1082
00:48:53,815 --> 00:48:55,717
- Merry almost Christmas.
- Merry?
1083
00:48:55,817 --> 00:48:57,679
Is it?
Is it actually merry?
1084
00:48:57,779 --> 00:48:59,641
I'm sorry, but, like,
what does that even mean?
1085
00:48:59,741 --> 00:49:01,042
At what other point in the year
1086
00:49:01,142 --> 00:49:02,764
do we ever tell each other
merry anything?
1087
00:49:02,864 --> 00:49:05,086
- It sounds like your break
is going well then.
1088
00:49:05,186 --> 00:49:06,087
- Sorry, I'm just--
1089
00:49:06,187 --> 00:49:07,809
I am trying to cook
1090
00:49:07,909 --> 00:49:10,211
the perfect Mitch
Christmas Eve dinner
1091
00:49:10,311 --> 00:49:12,814
for six people and, baby,
let me tell you,
1092
00:49:12,914 --> 00:49:15,537
it is not going as, uh,
swimmingly as I had planned.
1093
00:49:15,637 --> 00:49:16,938
- Well, I guess
that means the fam
1094
00:49:17,038 --> 00:49:18,099
didn't go scattering
to the wind.
1095
00:49:18,199 --> 00:49:19,421
- Oh, I forgot to tell you.
1096
00:49:19,521 --> 00:49:20,822
I had the bright idea
to convince
1097
00:49:20,922 --> 00:49:23,184
everyone into sticking around,
all so that
1098
00:49:23,284 --> 00:49:25,026
we can have the best
non-Dad Dad Christmas ever.
1099
00:49:25,126 --> 00:49:26,628
- Well, if it makes you
feel any better,
1100
00:49:26,728 --> 00:49:29,311
I just saw what I think
was a stripper elf
1101
00:49:29,411 --> 00:49:31,953
with reindeer ears on
walk by, so...
1102
00:49:32,053 --> 00:49:33,795
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're in Vegas.
1103
00:49:33,895 --> 00:49:36,558
Um, how's it being
with your mom and the new guy?
1104
00:49:36,658 --> 00:49:37,639
- Definitely complicated.
1105
00:49:37,739 --> 00:49:39,721
More magic shows
than I thought.
1106
00:49:39,821 --> 00:49:41,523
I'll tell you this though,
whatever that dinner
1107
00:49:41,623 --> 00:49:43,045
is turning out to be,
it's gonna be better than
1108
00:49:43,145 --> 00:49:44,326
this all-you-can-eat buffet
I'm about to go to.
1109
00:49:44,426 --> 00:49:46,328
- Oh, my God.
You wanna trade me?
1110
00:49:46,428 --> 00:49:47,970
'Cause I would do anything
for a crab leg
1111
00:49:48,070 --> 00:49:50,012
and a cup of Jell-O right now.
1112
00:49:50,112 --> 00:49:53,015
- Okay.
I can do this, right?
1113
00:49:53,115 --> 00:49:54,456
Just one more night
and I'm home.
1114
00:49:54,556 --> 00:49:56,178
- Oh, yeah.
You got this.
1115
00:49:56,278 --> 00:49:57,539
You definitely got this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1116
00:49:57,639 --> 00:49:59,421
- Oh, my God.
1117
00:49:59,521 --> 00:50:02,144
I mean, do you need any help?
1118
00:50:02,244 --> 00:50:04,146
Everybody's gonna be here
in less than an hour.
1119
00:50:04,246 --> 00:50:05,387
- Really?
- Yeah.
1120
00:50:05,487 --> 00:50:06,668
- Simon, I have to go.
1121
00:50:06,768 --> 00:50:08,030
- Just remember,
nothing's perfect.
1122
00:50:08,130 --> 00:50:09,832
Good luck.
- Yeah, good luck to you too.
1123
00:50:09,932 --> 00:50:11,473
Which is not anything
I ever imagined two people
1124
00:50:11,573 --> 00:50:14,436
having to say
to each other on Christmas.
1125
00:50:14,536 --> 00:50:15,838
- Uh, Zoey.
- Hmm?
1126
00:50:15,938 --> 00:50:17,880
- Talk to me.
What can I do to help?
1127
00:50:17,980 --> 00:50:19,521
- [scoffs]
I mean,
1128
00:50:19,621 --> 00:50:21,844
ooh, the only thing
I can think of
1129
00:50:21,944 --> 00:50:24,567
for you to do
would be go find your appetite
1130
00:50:24,667 --> 00:50:28,571
'cause we are
gonna be feasting tonight!
1131
00:50:28,671 --> 00:50:30,292
And the crowd goes wild!
1132
00:50:30,392 --> 00:50:32,434
[imitating crowd cheering]
1133
00:50:35,117 --> 00:50:36,539
- Zoey...
- I mean it.
1134
00:50:36,639 --> 00:50:37,560
I have everything
under control.
1135
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:40,663
You have to trust me.
1136
00:50:40,763 --> 00:50:43,145
- Okay.
1137
00:50:43,245 --> 00:50:45,828
[frantic festive music]
1138
00:50:45,928 --> 00:50:48,391
- [grunts]
1139
00:50:48,491 --> 00:50:50,733
♪ ♪
1140
00:50:56,018 --> 00:50:58,120
["We Wish You A Merry
Christmas" playing]
1141
00:50:58,220 --> 00:51:00,123
- It's cute, right?
- Yeah, we went to the salon.
1142
00:51:00,223 --> 00:51:01,564
We had his hair done, yeah.
Yeah, look at that.
1143
00:51:01,664 --> 00:51:05,528
- David.
- So, so I know this isn't
1144
00:51:05,628 --> 00:51:08,371
exactly
what everyone had planned,
1145
00:51:08,471 --> 00:51:11,054
but I have some good news.
1146
00:51:11,154 --> 00:51:15,058
I have organized some really
fun stuff for us to do tonight,
1147
00:51:15,158 --> 00:51:19,542
including a black-and-white
Christmas movie double feature,
1148
00:51:19,642 --> 00:51:20,863
if you're all up for it.
1149
00:51:20,963 --> 00:51:23,146
So, uh, let's have
a great time.
1150
00:51:23,246 --> 00:51:24,908
Cheers!
- Yes, cheers!
1151
00:51:25,008 --> 00:51:27,070
[overlapping cheers]
- Cheers to you, sir.
1152
00:51:27,170 --> 00:51:29,552
- Mmm, Zoey, this tastes
1153
00:51:29,652 --> 00:51:30,994
just like how
your dad used to make it.
1154
00:51:31,094 --> 00:51:32,355
- Well, that's 'cause I used
a little something
1155
00:51:32,455 --> 00:51:34,437
called his recipe.
1156
00:51:34,537 --> 00:51:36,800
- Wow!
This is really good.
1157
00:51:36,900 --> 00:51:38,221
There's probably a lot of heavy
cream in it though, right?
1158
00:51:38,301 --> 00:51:40,083
- Mm-hmm.
- No, my tummy.
1159
00:51:40,183 --> 00:51:43,166
- Honey, I am so impressed
by everything.
1160
00:51:43,266 --> 00:51:46,409
The whole house looks
wonderful, doesn't it, Deb?
1161
00:51:46,509 --> 00:51:50,453
- Not as wonderful as
a pina colada at sunset in Maui
1162
00:51:50,553 --> 00:51:52,536
but I'm rolling with it.
1163
00:51:52,636 --> 00:51:54,457
- Well, it was just
really important to me
1164
00:51:54,557 --> 00:51:56,259
to make my dad proud
1165
00:51:56,359 --> 00:51:58,622
and to create a night exactly
like all those special ones
1166
00:51:58,722 --> 00:52:00,383
he did for us
all of those years.
1167
00:52:00,483 --> 00:52:03,226
{\an1}Same decorations, same meal,
same snow globe center piece
1168
00:52:03,326 --> 00:52:04,588
in the middle
of the dining table!
1169
00:52:04,688 --> 00:52:06,109
- Well, you pulled it off.
1170
00:52:06,209 --> 00:52:07,711
It even smells
exactly the same.
1171
00:52:07,811 --> 00:52:09,272
All we need is for Dad to come
in here wearing a Santa hat
1172
00:52:09,372 --> 00:52:12,235
and it would be like
every other Christmas.
1173
00:52:12,335 --> 00:52:14,337
[doorbell rings]
1174
00:52:15,859 --> 00:52:17,861
- You guys expecting anyone?
1175
00:52:19,503 --> 00:52:22,005
- Hey!
Zoey, right?
1176
00:52:22,105 --> 00:52:25,969
It's Jack from Lumber Jack's
Christmas tree lot.
1177
00:52:26,069 --> 00:52:29,653
- Um, hi.
1178
00:52:29,753 --> 00:52:31,655
Are you here
to pick up our tree early?
1179
00:52:31,755 --> 00:52:33,537
Is that how it works now?
1180
00:52:33,637 --> 00:52:34,938
- [chuckles]
Oh, no.
1181
00:52:35,038 --> 00:52:36,860
I was invited here tonight.
1182
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:39,603
I, uh, made a casserole.
1183
00:52:44,168 --> 00:52:47,031
Is anyone else here yet?
1184
00:52:47,131 --> 00:52:50,394
- Yeah, sorry.
Um...
1185
00:52:50,494 --> 00:52:52,636
come with me.
1186
00:52:52,736 --> 00:52:55,639
Hey, guys, look who's here.
1187
00:52:55,739 --> 00:52:58,843
Jack...from
the Christmas tree lot.
1188
00:52:58,943 --> 00:53:01,485
- Hey, everybody!
Happy holidays.
1189
00:53:01,585 --> 00:53:03,968
all: Hi.
- Maggie, this is for you.
1190
00:53:04,068 --> 00:53:07,852
It is, of course, a poinsettia,
which just happens to be...
1191
00:53:07,952 --> 00:53:09,734
- The official
Christmas flower.
1192
00:53:09,834 --> 00:53:11,015
- [chuckles]
1193
00:53:11,115 --> 00:53:13,057
You can't get
anything past this one.
1194
00:53:13,157 --> 00:53:16,781
- Well, thank you.
This is lovely.
1195
00:53:16,881 --> 00:53:18,983
I know the perfect place
for it.
1196
00:53:19,083 --> 00:53:21,225
Zoey, would you
like to come with me?
1197
00:53:21,325 --> 00:53:24,949
- Sure would.
- Eggnog, Jack?
1198
00:53:25,049 --> 00:53:28,272
[tense music]
1199
00:53:28,372 --> 00:53:32,036
- Quick question.
Why did you invite
1200
00:53:32,136 --> 00:53:35,560
the Christmas tree log guy
to our Christmas Eve dinner?
1201
00:53:35,660 --> 00:53:37,882
- You thought I did this?
I thought you invited him.
1202
00:53:37,982 --> 00:53:40,645
- Why would I do that?
I don't even know that guy.
1203
00:53:40,745 --> 00:53:43,408
- Okay, well, if neither of us
invited him then...
1204
00:53:43,508 --> 00:53:46,551
- [humming]
1205
00:53:51,356 --> 00:53:54,198
- I think I know
what's going on.
1206
00:53:56,641 --> 00:53:58,543
You heard my mom sing
"Call Me Maybe"
1207
00:53:58,643 --> 00:53:59,784
at the Christmas tree lot,
didn't you?
1208
00:53:59,884 --> 00:54:01,226
- I sure did.
1209
00:54:01,326 --> 00:54:03,308
And I thought I'd perform
a little Chris-mitzvah
1210
00:54:03,408 --> 00:54:05,630
and invite Jack tonight because
her heart clearly wanted that.
1211
00:54:05,730 --> 00:54:07,072
- Max.
- What?
1212
00:54:07,172 --> 00:54:09,995
- I also heard my mom's
heart song that night,
1213
00:54:10,095 --> 00:54:13,999
which is why I talked to her
about it in great detail.
1214
00:54:14,099 --> 00:54:16,121
And I also made her look
at several online profiles
1215
00:54:16,221 --> 00:54:17,722
with me afterwards.
1216
00:54:17,822 --> 00:54:19,684
And let me tell you,
after that night, I am scarred.
1217
00:54:19,784 --> 00:54:21,446
And, more importantly,
1218
00:54:21,546 --> 00:54:25,130
she is nowhere near ready
to start dating yet.
1219
00:54:25,230 --> 00:54:26,571
- Are you sure?
1220
00:54:26,671 --> 00:54:28,173
'cause she really committed
to that song.
1221
00:54:28,273 --> 00:54:30,015
- You are way in over your head
on this, okay?
1222
00:54:30,115 --> 00:54:32,137
You do not understand
the complexities like I do.
1223
00:54:32,237 --> 00:54:34,539
- I'm sorry if you think
I overstepped my bounds.
1224
00:54:34,639 --> 00:54:36,381
I was really just trying
to make your mother feel good
1225
00:54:36,481 --> 00:54:39,064
on what I thought was gonna be
a hard night for her.
1226
00:54:39,164 --> 00:54:40,986
Please don't be mad
at me about that.
1227
00:54:41,086 --> 00:54:43,508
- I just wish you would have
told me before you did this.
1228
00:54:43,608 --> 00:54:45,831
- Yeah, you're right.
I-I should have done that.
1229
00:54:45,931 --> 00:54:48,554
I guess it seemed like
a fun surprise in my mind.
1230
00:54:48,654 --> 00:54:50,716
What do you want me to do?
Do you want me to kick him out?
1231
00:54:50,816 --> 00:54:51,837
Would that make you
feel better?
1232
00:54:51,937 --> 00:54:53,599
- No!
- Well, good,
1233
00:54:53,699 --> 00:54:55,521
'cause he's really big and I
don't know if I could take him.
1234
00:54:55,621 --> 00:54:57,963
- [sighs]
1235
00:54:58,063 --> 00:55:01,487
- Look, tonight
is gonna be great.
1236
00:55:01,587 --> 00:55:04,370
Look, seriously, you,
you worked hard on this.
1237
00:55:04,470 --> 00:55:06,171
Jack seems like
a really nice guy.
1238
00:55:06,271 --> 00:55:09,495
You are doing something kind
for someone else.
1239
00:55:09,595 --> 00:55:11,016
And who knows,
1240
00:55:11,116 --> 00:55:15,661
maybe the universe
wants him to be here,
1241
00:55:15,761 --> 00:55:17,543
okay?
1242
00:55:17,643 --> 00:55:22,468
- [sighs]
1243
00:55:22,568 --> 00:55:24,590
Okay.
1244
00:55:24,690 --> 00:55:26,752
[indistinct chatter]
1245
00:55:26,852 --> 00:55:28,754
- Zoey, you've gotta try
1246
00:55:28,854 --> 00:55:31,477
this new batch of eggnog
I whipped up.
1247
00:55:31,577 --> 00:55:33,579
- Okay.
1248
00:55:35,461 --> 00:55:36,762
[gulps]
1249
00:55:36,862 --> 00:55:39,085
That's, like, all alcohol.
1250
00:55:39,185 --> 00:55:41,487
Why did you change
my dad's recipe?
1251
00:55:41,587 --> 00:55:43,169
- No, no, no.
I didn't--I didn't change it.
1252
00:55:43,269 --> 00:55:44,850
I enhanced it.
1253
00:55:44,950 --> 00:55:47,613
I just wanted to get
everybody a little taste
1254
00:55:47,713 --> 00:55:51,177
of that sunset booze cruise
that we had booked for tonight.
1255
00:55:51,277 --> 00:55:52,939
- That reminds me.
1256
00:55:53,039 --> 00:55:57,063
Um, well, since we're here
1257
00:55:57,163 --> 00:56:00,006
and not in Hawaii...
1258
00:56:04,210 --> 00:56:06,993
Would you please be seated?
Ladies and gentleman,
1259
00:56:07,093 --> 00:56:10,356
the first thing on the agenda
for this evening
1260
00:56:10,456 --> 00:56:13,439
is for us each
to open one present,
1261
00:56:13,539 --> 00:56:17,443
which is a classic Clarke
"night before" tradition.
1262
00:56:17,543 --> 00:56:19,526
So here you go, Emily.
1263
00:56:19,626 --> 00:56:22,609
- Thank you, Zoey.
- One for David.
1264
00:56:22,709 --> 00:56:25,572
- Thank you so much.
- And little baby Miles.
1265
00:56:25,672 --> 00:56:27,253
both: Aww.
1266
00:56:27,353 --> 00:56:31,257
- And mom.
And for our guests, Deb...
1267
00:56:31,357 --> 00:56:33,500
- Oh, thank you.
- And Max.
1268
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:34,941
- Thank you.
1269
00:56:35,041 --> 00:56:37,183
- Oh, I didn't get anything
for you, Jack,
1270
00:56:37,283 --> 00:56:38,905
'cause I didn't know
you were coming.
1271
00:56:39,005 --> 00:56:41,107
- Oh, please.
Don't even worry about me.
1272
00:56:41,207 --> 00:56:44,030
I'm just sitting here
nursing this eggnog.
1273
00:56:44,130 --> 00:56:46,233
Put a little hair on my chest.
- Oh, yeah.
1274
00:56:46,333 --> 00:56:49,035
- Uh, you, you know what, Jack?
You can have mine.
1275
00:56:49,135 --> 00:56:50,397
- Oh, I couldn't, Max.
- No.
1276
00:56:50,497 --> 00:56:52,239
I've already had
eight nights out.
1277
00:56:52,339 --> 00:56:53,920
I'll be fine.
1278
00:56:54,020 --> 00:56:55,762
- Thank you, Max.
That's very sweet of you.
1279
00:56:55,862 --> 00:56:58,205
- Of course.
- [mouthing] What?
1280
00:56:58,305 --> 00:57:00,727
- Socks?
You gave us socks?
1281
00:57:00,827 --> 00:57:02,609
- Another Clarke
family tradition.
1282
00:57:02,709 --> 00:57:05,332
- Mom and Deb,
I got you hula girls
1283
00:57:05,432 --> 00:57:06,853
'cause I feel guilty.
1284
00:57:06,953 --> 00:57:09,816
And, David,
I got you a keyboard.
1285
00:57:09,916 --> 00:57:12,459
- Sometimes I like to go
to town on the 88s.
1286
00:57:12,559 --> 00:57:14,621
- For Emily, I got mini gavels.
1287
00:57:14,721 --> 00:57:16,463
And then, oh,
for little baby Miles,
1288
00:57:16,563 --> 00:57:18,305
I got a lot of my face
1289
00:57:18,405 --> 00:57:20,667
so that he can always look
at his auntie.
1290
00:57:20,767 --> 00:57:24,431
And then for Max, Legos.
1291
00:57:24,531 --> 00:57:28,716
Um, Max--I mean, Jack.
1292
00:57:28,816 --> 00:57:32,079
{\an1}- Yeah, I like to brag about
being a master brick builder.
1293
00:57:32,179 --> 00:57:34,561
- Well, also, the first day
that we met...
1294
00:57:34,661 --> 00:57:36,663
- Yeah, of course.
1295
00:57:39,907 --> 00:57:42,449
- Are you okay?
1296
00:57:42,549 --> 00:57:45,052
- Uh, um...
[clears throat]
1297
00:57:45,152 --> 00:57:47,535
I'm sorry, uh...
[sighs]
1298
00:57:47,635 --> 00:57:51,939
Well, uh, these just caught me
by surprise I guess.
1299
00:57:52,039 --> 00:57:55,583
- Oh, they're just socks.
1300
00:57:55,683 --> 00:57:57,545
- You know, I didn't--I
didn't have a lot growing up
1301
00:57:57,645 --> 00:58:01,028
and, uh--but
I did have this Lego set
1302
00:58:01,128 --> 00:58:04,271
that my father
gave me one Christmas,
1303
00:58:04,371 --> 00:58:07,515
and I played with it
all the time.
1304
00:58:07,615 --> 00:58:10,638
Anyway, these, uh--
1305
00:58:10,738 --> 00:58:12,320
these socks really, uh,
1306
00:58:12,420 --> 00:58:14,902
really brought me back
to a moment in time.
1307
00:58:16,784 --> 00:58:18,366
Oh, my God.
And now here
1308
00:58:18,466 --> 00:58:20,288
I am crying in front
of a bunch of strangers.
1309
00:58:20,388 --> 00:58:23,010
I'm sorry.
1310
00:58:23,110 --> 00:58:24,612
Thank you so much
1311
00:58:24,712 --> 00:58:28,136
for inviting me into your home
on Christmas Eve.
1312
00:58:28,236 --> 00:58:29,977
- We're happy to have you.
- You can come by anytime.
1313
00:58:30,077 --> 00:58:31,499
- Anytime, yeah.
- Yeah.
1314
00:58:31,599 --> 00:58:33,061
[bell rings]
- Well, uh,
1315
00:58:33,161 --> 00:58:36,945
that means it's almost dinner!
Whoo-whoo!
1316
00:58:37,045 --> 00:58:41,429
Uh, David, Emily,
Max, baby Miles,
1317
00:58:41,529 --> 00:58:43,231
do you guys wanna help me
put everything on the table?
1318
00:58:43,331 --> 00:58:45,073
- Sure.
1319
00:58:45,173 --> 00:58:48,997
[quirky music]
1320
00:58:49,097 --> 00:58:51,159
- You have a beautiful home.
1321
00:58:51,259 --> 00:58:53,762
- Thank you.
1322
00:58:53,862 --> 00:58:56,725
Would you like a tour?
1323
00:58:56,825 --> 00:58:58,206
- Sure.
1324
00:58:58,306 --> 00:59:02,891
- Deb, would you like to come?
1325
00:59:02,991 --> 00:59:04,252
- Nope.
1326
00:59:04,352 --> 00:59:07,555
[indistinct chatter]
1327
00:59:08,997 --> 00:59:10,859
- Hello, Susan.
1328
00:59:10,959 --> 00:59:13,622
I'm very excited
to see what you pulled off.
1329
00:59:13,722 --> 00:59:15,143
Mo's been glowing
about it all week.
1330
00:59:15,243 --> 00:59:18,787
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
1331
00:59:18,887 --> 00:59:22,070
[applause]
1332
00:59:22,170 --> 00:59:27,315
[scattered cheers]
1333
00:59:27,415 --> 00:59:30,799
all: ♪ Deck the halls
with boughs of holly ♪
1334
00:59:30,899 --> 00:59:34,923
♪ Fa la la la la,
la la la la ♪
1335
00:59:35,023 --> 00:59:38,607
♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪
1336
00:59:38,707 --> 00:59:41,410
♪ Fa la la la la,
la la la la ♪
1337
00:59:41,510 --> 00:59:44,413
- Stop!
This will never work.
1338
00:59:44,513 --> 00:59:47,656
Let's show them
what we really can do!
1339
00:59:47,756 --> 00:59:50,659
[bright music]
1340
00:59:50,759 --> 00:59:52,421
♪ ♪
1341
00:59:52,521 --> 00:59:55,144
♪ You're here
where you should be ♪
1342
00:59:55,244 --> 00:59:58,027
♪ Snow is falling
as the carolers sing ♪
1343
00:59:58,127 --> 01:00:01,270
♪ It just wasn't the same ♪
1344
01:00:01,370 --> 01:00:04,233
♪ Alone on Christmas Day ♪
1345
01:00:04,333 --> 01:00:07,476
♪ Presents,
what a beautiful sight ♪
1346
01:00:07,576 --> 01:00:10,359
♪ Don't mean a thing
if you ain't holding me tight ♪
1347
01:00:10,459 --> 01:00:16,005
♪ You're all that I need
underneath the tree ♪
1348
01:00:16,105 --> 01:00:21,090
♪ Tonight I'm gonna
hold you close ♪
1349
01:00:21,190 --> 01:00:22,531
[children vocalizing]
1350
01:00:22,631 --> 01:00:25,614
♪ Make sure that you know ♪
1351
01:00:25,714 --> 01:00:30,259
♪ I was lost before you ♪
1352
01:00:30,359 --> 01:00:32,942
♪ Christmas was
cold and gray ♪
1353
01:00:33,042 --> 01:00:34,664
[children vocalizing]
1354
01:00:34,764 --> 01:00:40,149
♪ Another holiday
alone to celebrate ♪
1355
01:00:40,249 --> 01:00:45,835
♪ But then one day
everything changed ♪
1356
01:00:45,935 --> 01:00:49,479
♪ You're all I need
underneath the tree ♪
1357
01:00:49,579 --> 01:00:52,442
♪ You're here
where you should be ♪
1358
01:00:52,542 --> 01:00:55,324
♪ Snow is falling
as the carolers sing ♪
1359
01:00:55,424 --> 01:00:57,927
♪ It just wasn't the same ♪
1360
01:00:58,027 --> 01:01:02,892
♪ Alone on Christmas Day ♪
1361
01:01:02,992 --> 01:01:05,895
♪ Presents,
what a beautiful sight ♪
1362
01:01:05,995 --> 01:01:09,219
♪ It don't mean a thing
if you ain't holding me tight ♪
1363
01:01:09,319 --> 01:01:12,982
♪ You're all that I need
underneath the ♪
1364
01:01:13,082 --> 01:01:18,268
♪ Underneath the tree ♪
1365
01:01:18,368 --> 01:01:22,752
[scattered applause]
1366
01:01:22,852 --> 01:01:24,074
Stop.
1367
01:01:24,174 --> 01:01:25,355
I believe I can speak
for all of us
1368
01:01:25,455 --> 01:01:27,957
when I say the holidays
are about the kids.
1369
01:01:28,057 --> 01:01:31,041
- Yeah.
[cheers and applause]
1370
01:01:31,141 --> 01:01:33,683
- Which is why
for my next song,
1371
01:01:33,783 --> 01:01:35,485
I will be singing
a childhood favorite,
1372
01:01:35,585 --> 01:01:37,047
"Frosty the Snowman."
1373
01:01:37,147 --> 01:01:40,130
It's not my favorite,
but kids like it so hit it!
1374
01:01:40,230 --> 01:01:43,173
{\an1}- Serving tray, serving tray.
Where are you, serving tray?
1375
01:01:43,273 --> 01:01:45,936
Max, wrong bowl.
You need a gravy boat.
1376
01:01:46,036 --> 01:01:48,578
David, stop eating
the dinner rolls!
1377
01:01:48,678 --> 01:01:51,902
Emily, one more minute
on the Brussels sprouts.
1378
01:01:52,002 --> 01:01:54,024
Hey, can anyone make
a maple cranberry sauce?
1379
01:01:54,124 --> 01:01:56,186
Forget it.
I'll make it myself.
1380
01:01:56,286 --> 01:01:57,547
- You okay, Zoe?
- Yeah, uh-huh.
1381
01:01:57,647 --> 01:01:59,189
Sure, I just--
I had an idea in my head
1382
01:01:59,289 --> 01:02:00,711
about what this night
was gonna be like
1383
01:02:00,811 --> 01:02:04,595
and it doesn't seem to be
going in that direction.
1384
01:02:04,695 --> 01:02:08,118
And where is the damn serving
tray I need for the ham?
1385
01:02:08,218 --> 01:02:09,439
- What about those?
1386
01:02:09,539 --> 01:02:11,201
- Calla lily.
- Bingo!
1387
01:02:11,301 --> 01:02:15,766
Man, that's excellent.
And, um, and these?
1388
01:02:15,866 --> 01:02:18,208
- Uh, nasturtium?
1389
01:02:18,308 --> 01:02:20,651
- Stumped the man
with amaryllis.
1390
01:02:20,751 --> 01:02:22,052
- Amaryllis?
- Yup.
1391
01:02:22,152 --> 01:02:25,376
- It gets me every time.
1392
01:02:25,476 --> 01:02:29,580
Hey, what are these?
1393
01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:31,982
- Oh, oh, I found those
the other day.
1394
01:02:32,082 --> 01:02:35,586
I used to tap a bit
a lifetime ago.
1395
01:02:35,686 --> 01:02:37,908
- Hmm.
1396
01:02:38,008 --> 01:02:39,950
Can you show me?
- [chuckles]
1397
01:02:40,050 --> 01:02:42,593
I don't think
that's a very good idea.
1398
01:02:42,693 --> 01:02:43,754
- Oh, come on.
I'll show you
1399
01:02:43,854 --> 01:02:46,357
I still know
how to cabbage patch.
1400
01:02:46,457 --> 01:02:48,319
- [laughs]
1401
01:02:48,419 --> 01:02:51,402
- Your turn.
Can you?
1402
01:02:51,502 --> 01:02:54,885
Come on.
Coast is clear.
1403
01:02:54,985 --> 01:02:57,448
- I cannot believe
I'm doing this.
1404
01:02:57,548 --> 01:03:00,251
{\an8}[big band rendition
of "Jingle Bells" playing]
1405
01:03:00,351 --> 01:03:07,238
{\an8}♪ ♪
1406
01:03:21,092 --> 01:03:23,394
[laughter]
1407
01:03:23,494 --> 01:03:26,357
- Outstanding!
Encore! Encore!
1408
01:03:26,457 --> 01:03:29,440
- No, no, no, no, no.
Don't press your luck, buddy.
1409
01:03:29,540 --> 01:03:31,122
I should go check
on the dinner.
1410
01:03:31,222 --> 01:03:33,404
- Sure, um...
- Oh, tap shoes.
1411
01:03:33,504 --> 01:03:34,646
- Yeah.
- [chuckles]
1412
01:03:34,746 --> 01:03:38,009
Sorry.
- Yeah.
1413
01:03:38,109 --> 01:03:41,452
- Oh.
1414
01:03:41,552 --> 01:03:43,134
- You certainly know
what that plant is.
1415
01:03:43,234 --> 01:03:45,236
- Yeah.
1416
01:03:48,439 --> 01:03:50,722
- Hey, Mom, do you know
where our serving tray--
1417
01:04:04,696 --> 01:04:05,897
- I found the serving tray.
- Okay, perfect, thank you.
1418
01:04:05,977 --> 01:04:07,519
- Hey, you want me to help
with the ham
1419
01:04:07,619 --> 01:04:08,860
even though I've never carved
anything before?
1420
01:04:08,940 --> 01:04:10,202
- You carved a place
in my heart.
1421
01:04:10,302 --> 01:04:11,723
- Oh, nicest thing
you ever said to me.
1422
01:04:11,823 --> 01:04:13,124
- Zoey, can I please talk
to you for a second?
1423
01:04:13,224 --> 01:04:14,606
- Hey, I can try
to help carve it too.
1424
01:04:14,706 --> 01:04:16,448
I once whittled a garden gnome
at summer camp.
1425
01:04:16,548 --> 01:04:17,929
- Honey.
- Everyone stop!
1426
01:04:18,029 --> 01:04:19,531
[sighs]
1427
01:04:19,631 --> 01:04:21,053
Dad always used
to carve the ham.
1428
01:04:21,153 --> 01:04:23,175
And since I knew he wasn't
gonna be here tonight,
1429
01:04:23,275 --> 01:04:24,936
I spent hours watching
a YouTube video
1430
01:04:25,036 --> 01:04:26,298
on how to do this which means
1431
01:04:26,398 --> 01:04:27,659
I have the whole frigging thing
figured out.
1432
01:04:27,759 --> 01:04:30,682
So can you please all get
the hell out of my kitchen?
1433
01:04:33,205 --> 01:04:36,088
[electric knife whirring]
Get the hell out of my kitchen!
1434
01:04:41,453 --> 01:04:47,719
[tranquil holiday music]
1435
01:04:47,819 --> 01:04:50,162
- Oh, wow.
Zoey, that looks great.
1436
01:04:50,262 --> 01:04:52,604
I've actually really been
craving some Big League Chew.
1437
01:04:52,704 --> 01:04:54,206
- David.
- Well, it was a lot harder
1438
01:04:54,306 --> 01:04:55,648
than it looked in the video.
1439
01:04:55,748 --> 01:04:57,129
And no one has to eat it
if they don't want to.
1440
01:04:57,229 --> 01:04:58,610
It is fine!
1441
01:04:58,710 --> 01:05:00,452
- Oh, I didn't...
- Mom, could I have some wine?
1442
01:05:00,552 --> 01:05:03,576
- Absolutely, after I pour
myself a second one.
1443
01:05:03,676 --> 01:05:05,497
- Hit me up too.
Would you, sister?
1444
01:05:05,597 --> 01:05:08,941
- Sure.
- Ooh, thank you.
1445
01:05:09,041 --> 01:05:11,664
- Well, I will say this looks
really delicious.
1446
01:05:11,764 --> 01:05:13,105
Stellar work, babe.
1447
01:05:13,205 --> 01:05:16,228
- Thank you.
- Wait, wait, what is this?
1448
01:05:16,328 --> 01:05:18,511
- Oh, it's
our Christmas newsletter
1449
01:05:18,611 --> 01:05:20,913
that we're emailing
Adam Gluck tomorrow morning.
1450
01:05:21,013 --> 01:05:22,795
- Tomorrow morning.
- So we wanted to show you all.
1451
01:05:22,895 --> 01:05:26,399
- This is incredible.
What a year you two had!
1452
01:05:26,499 --> 01:05:29,282
Wait, wait, you played piano
1453
01:05:29,382 --> 01:05:32,685
on "Watermelon Sugar"?
1454
01:05:32,785 --> 01:05:35,248
- Uh, in a way.
- Really? Let me see that.
1455
01:05:35,348 --> 01:05:36,809
- Oh, no. You don't have to.
It's like--it's not a big deal.
1456
01:05:36,909 --> 01:05:37,830
It's just something
we like threw together
1457
01:05:37,910 --> 01:05:39,652
and it's, it's, um...
1458
01:05:39,752 --> 01:05:41,294
{\an3}- Wow, you won a non-televised
season of "The Amazing Race"?
1459
01:05:41,394 --> 01:05:43,376
- Yeah. Yeah.
1460
01:05:43,476 --> 01:05:45,378
Uh, but,
but one of the couples,
1461
01:05:45,478 --> 01:05:47,300
turns out they were
the producer's children
1462
01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:48,661
and so they had to shelve
the whole thing.
1463
01:05:48,761 --> 01:05:50,022
- Oh.
1464
01:05:50,122 --> 01:05:51,504
- Anyway, I feel like you
get the gist.
1465
01:05:51,604 --> 01:05:54,947
- We sure do.
Can I ask you something?
1466
01:05:55,047 --> 01:05:57,550
Why did you feel
the need to do that?
1467
01:05:57,650 --> 01:05:58,711
- Spite.
Vengeance.
1468
01:05:58,811 --> 01:05:59,872
- Pettiness.
Jealousy.
1469
01:05:59,972 --> 01:06:03,556
- Yeah.
Also, this was Max's idea.
1470
01:06:03,656 --> 01:06:05,879
- Hey, don't blame me for being
an out-of-the-box thinker.
1471
01:06:05,979 --> 01:06:07,520
- Wait, I'm sorry.
1472
01:06:07,620 --> 01:06:10,443
Do you--do you have, like,
a real issue with this?
1473
01:06:10,543 --> 01:06:12,045
- I mean, I'm not gonna
tell you what to do,
1474
01:06:12,145 --> 01:06:13,646
but I'm not sure Dad would say
1475
01:06:13,746 --> 01:06:15,869
it's exactly
in the Christmas spirit.
1476
01:06:18,391 --> 01:06:21,174
- Hey, everybody, Zoey worked
really hard on this meal.
1477
01:06:21,274 --> 01:06:24,097
So let's, um, dig in
before it gets cold, okay?
1478
01:06:24,197 --> 01:06:25,538
- Yeah, Mom, let's!
1479
01:06:25,638 --> 01:06:28,141
I'm sure you worked up
quite an appetite.
1480
01:06:28,241 --> 01:06:30,624
- Wow, this green bean
casserole is amazing!
1481
01:06:30,724 --> 01:06:33,466
- That's the one
that Jack made.
1482
01:06:33,566 --> 01:06:36,149
- This green bean casserole
is amazing!
1483
01:06:36,249 --> 01:06:37,991
- Thank you, Max.
- You're welcome.
1484
01:06:38,091 --> 01:06:39,513
- David, would you pass me
the ham, please?
1485
01:06:39,613 --> 01:06:40,994
- Absolutely, my friend.
1486
01:06:41,094 --> 01:06:42,315
- Braver man than I am.
- Uh-hmm.
1487
01:06:42,415 --> 01:06:43,717
- So actually,
it's a little heavy.
1488
01:06:43,817 --> 01:06:45,439
- Thank you.
Oh, God.
1489
01:06:45,539 --> 01:06:47,541
[all gasping]
1490
01:07:02,596 --> 01:07:05,459
[somber acoustic music]
1491
01:07:05,559 --> 01:07:12,446
♪ ♪
1492
01:07:15,969 --> 01:07:22,356
- ♪ So, so you think
you can tell ♪
1493
01:07:22,456 --> 01:07:25,799
♪ Heaven from hell ♪
1494
01:07:25,899 --> 01:07:29,563
♪ Blue skies from pain ♪
1495
01:07:29,663 --> 01:07:33,807
- ♪ Can you tell
a green field ♪
1496
01:07:33,907 --> 01:07:37,892
♪ From a cold steel rail? ♪
1497
01:07:37,992 --> 01:07:41,695
♪ A smile from a veil ♪
1498
01:07:41,795 --> 01:07:45,339
- ♪ Do you think
you can tell? ♪
1499
01:07:45,439 --> 01:07:49,904
♪ Did they get you to trade ♪
1500
01:07:50,004 --> 01:07:53,828
♪ Your heroes for ghosts? ♪
1501
01:07:53,928 --> 01:07:57,832
♪ Hot ashes for trees ♪
1502
01:07:57,932 --> 01:08:01,916
♪ Hot air for a cool breeze ♪
1503
01:08:02,016 --> 01:08:05,840
♪ Cold comfort for change ♪
1504
01:08:05,940 --> 01:08:09,243
- ♪ And did you exchange ♪
1505
01:08:09,343 --> 01:08:12,807
♪ A walk-on part in the war ♪
1506
01:08:12,907 --> 01:08:16,170
♪ For a leading role
in a cage? ♪
1507
01:08:16,270 --> 01:08:19,814
♪ ♪
1508
01:08:19,914 --> 01:08:26,461
all: ♪ How I wish,
how I wish you were here ♪
1509
01:08:26,561 --> 01:08:31,105
♪ We're just two lost souls
swimming in a fish bowl ♪
1510
01:08:31,205 --> 01:08:35,910
- ♪ Year after year ♪
1511
01:08:36,010 --> 01:08:39,554
- ♪ Running over
the same old ground ♪
1512
01:08:39,654 --> 01:08:42,277
all: ♪ What have we found? ♪
1513
01:08:42,377 --> 01:08:46,441
♪ The same old fears ♪
1514
01:08:46,541 --> 01:08:50,525
♪ Wish you were here ♪
1515
01:08:50,625 --> 01:08:57,472
♪ ♪
1516
01:08:59,274 --> 01:09:01,576
- [gasps]
- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
1517
01:09:01,676 --> 01:09:03,338
- Are you all right?
- I am, I am.
1518
01:09:03,438 --> 01:09:04,579
- It wasn't your fault.
- Are you okay?
1519
01:09:04,679 --> 01:09:05,941
- Yeah.
- Here, uh, let me help.
1520
01:09:06,041 --> 01:09:07,342
- It's fine.
Don't worry about it.
1521
01:09:07,442 --> 01:09:09,444
- No, do you have a broom?
- I got it.
1522
01:09:11,406 --> 01:09:13,508
Can you please explain to me
how the man
1523
01:09:13,608 --> 01:09:17,793
breaks our snow globe
and then somehow,
1524
01:09:17,893 --> 01:09:21,196
I have to spend the whole night
making him feel better?
1525
01:09:21,296 --> 01:09:24,399
- I don't know.
Nothing makes sense any more.
1526
01:09:24,499 --> 01:09:26,501
[knock at door]
1527
01:09:28,583 --> 01:09:30,585
- Zoey?
1528
01:09:32,628 --> 01:09:35,050
Honey, can we talk about
what happened with me and Jack
1529
01:09:35,150 --> 01:09:36,492
before you go to sleep?
I don't wanna--
1530
01:09:36,592 --> 01:09:40,736
- We really don't need
to talk about it.
1531
01:09:40,836 --> 01:09:44,540
I just--I wasn't
expecting it, that's all.
1532
01:09:44,640 --> 01:09:47,282
- I wasn't expecting it either.
1533
01:09:51,567 --> 01:09:54,790
- I mean, we should really get
some free Christmas trees
1534
01:09:54,890 --> 01:09:56,892
out of this or something.
1535
01:09:58,974 --> 01:10:02,117
- Agreed.
That's the least he could do.
1536
01:10:02,217 --> 01:10:04,720
Okay, well, good night, honey.
Good night, Max!
1537
01:10:04,820 --> 01:10:07,443
- Good night, Maggie.
1538
01:10:07,543 --> 01:10:09,565
- Is he okay?
1539
01:10:09,665 --> 01:10:11,707
- I don't know.
Blame my cooking?
1540
01:10:14,950 --> 01:10:16,952
Wow.
1541
01:10:19,875 --> 01:10:22,778
You must really be upset
if you're lying next to Daryl
1542
01:10:22,878 --> 01:10:25,021
and it doesn't even bother you.
1543
01:10:25,121 --> 01:10:28,144
- I'm sorry I invited Jack
to dinner tonight.
1544
01:10:28,244 --> 01:10:31,227
I completely ruined Christmas.
1545
01:10:31,327 --> 01:10:33,069
- No.
1546
01:10:33,169 --> 01:10:36,672
It's not your fault.
It's mine.
1547
01:10:36,772 --> 01:10:40,596
[somber music]
1548
01:10:40,696 --> 01:10:42,518
- I'm trying to keep
everybody together
1549
01:10:42,618 --> 01:10:45,601
and...I don't know.
1550
01:10:45,701 --> 01:10:49,285
Holding on so tight
to some...
1551
01:10:49,385 --> 01:10:53,730
♪ ♪
1552
01:10:53,830 --> 01:10:56,873
Memory.
1553
01:11:01,878 --> 01:11:05,381
Maybe you were right.
[sighs]
1554
01:11:05,481 --> 01:11:07,944
Maybe we should have gone away.
1555
01:11:08,044 --> 01:11:12,509
[sniffles]
Just the two of us.
1556
01:11:12,609 --> 01:11:19,496
♪ ♪
1557
01:11:29,786 --> 01:11:32,629
[jingle bells ringing]
1558
01:11:39,716 --> 01:11:42,579
[soft suspenseful music]
1559
01:11:42,679 --> 01:11:49,566
♪ ♪
1560
01:12:05,822 --> 01:12:08,685
[warm hopeful music]
1561
01:12:08,785 --> 01:12:15,632
♪ ♪
1562
01:12:21,038 --> 01:12:23,781
["Have Yourself A Merry
Little Christmas" playing]
1563
01:12:23,881 --> 01:12:30,187
♪ ♪
1564
01:12:30,287 --> 01:12:35,633
- ♪ Have yourself
a merry little Christmas ♪
1565
01:12:35,733 --> 01:12:37,635
♪ ♪
1566
01:12:37,735 --> 01:12:41,038
♪ Let your heart be light ♪
1567
01:12:41,138 --> 01:12:44,602
- Dad!
1568
01:12:44,702 --> 01:12:46,644
- ♪ From now on ♪
1569
01:12:46,744 --> 01:12:53,170
♪ Our troubles
will be out of sight ♪
1570
01:12:53,270 --> 01:12:54,852
♪ ♪
1571
01:12:54,952 --> 01:12:57,094
- I am so glad you're here,
1572
01:12:57,194 --> 01:12:58,576
and at just
the right time, too,
1573
01:12:58,676 --> 01:13:01,579
'cause we have
a lot to discuss.
1574
01:13:01,679 --> 01:13:03,100
- I'm aware.
1575
01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:06,464
It sounds like my girl
had a rough night.
1576
01:13:06,564 --> 01:13:08,826
- Yeah, I mean,
1577
01:13:08,926 --> 01:13:12,230
I was just trying to throw
the perfect "Mitch Christmas"
1578
01:13:12,330 --> 01:13:15,753
for everyone,
but I don't know.
1579
01:13:15,853 --> 01:13:18,476
It turns out being you
is a lot harder
1580
01:13:18,576 --> 01:13:21,879
than I imagined.
- Well, I'm flattered.
1581
01:13:21,979 --> 01:13:23,321
But can I tell you
a little secret, honey?
1582
01:13:23,421 --> 01:13:26,004
No "Mitch Christmas"
was ever perfect.
1583
01:13:26,104 --> 01:13:28,927
There were plenty
of fights, tantrums,
1584
01:13:29,027 --> 01:13:31,489
angry scarfing down
of gingerbread cookies.
1585
01:13:31,589 --> 01:13:33,211
And that was just
your mother and I.
1586
01:13:33,311 --> 01:13:36,494
- [laughs]
- I think perfect
1587
01:13:36,594 --> 01:13:40,859
is only how you
remember it in your mind.
1588
01:13:40,959 --> 01:13:45,183
- Do you think that I...
I made a mistake?
1589
01:13:45,283 --> 01:13:46,424
Trying to keep
everyone together
1590
01:13:46,524 --> 01:13:47,786
for Christmas this year?
1591
01:13:47,886 --> 01:13:49,427
- No.
1592
01:13:49,527 --> 01:13:51,830
I think the only mistake
1593
01:13:51,930 --> 01:13:55,073
was trying to keep things
exactly like they were.
1594
01:13:55,173 --> 01:13:57,996
- I know, but I'm just...
1595
01:13:58,096 --> 01:14:00,078
I'm really trying
1596
01:14:00,178 --> 01:14:02,841
to keep you with us.
1597
01:14:02,941 --> 01:14:05,243
- I'm still here.
1598
01:14:05,343 --> 01:14:08,927
I'm right here and right here.
1599
01:14:09,027 --> 01:14:11,490
And that's never going away.
1600
01:14:11,590 --> 01:14:14,212
And no one can
take that from you.
1601
01:14:14,312 --> 01:14:16,975
But I think you might
1602
01:14:17,075 --> 01:14:19,978
wanna think about
making some new memories,
1603
01:14:20,078 --> 01:14:21,820
creating some new traditions.
1604
01:14:21,920 --> 01:14:25,664
- No, that's a really
hard thing for me to do
1605
01:14:25,764 --> 01:14:28,707
because it almost feels
like I'm betraying you.
1606
01:14:28,807 --> 01:14:31,190
♪ ♪
1607
01:14:31,290 --> 01:14:33,312
- That's not possible.
1608
01:14:33,412 --> 01:14:36,155
So how about you forget
about "perfect"
1609
01:14:36,255 --> 01:14:40,999
and instead embrace each day
that this life grants you?
1610
01:14:41,099 --> 01:14:42,681
♪ ♪
1611
01:14:42,781 --> 01:14:44,803
That seems pretty perfect
to me.
1612
01:14:44,903 --> 01:14:51,790
♪ ♪
1613
01:14:56,315 --> 01:15:02,421
♪ Have yourself
a merry little Christmas ♪
1614
01:15:02,521 --> 01:15:06,505
♪ Make the yuletide gay ♪
1615
01:15:06,605 --> 01:15:08,908
♪ ♪
1616
01:15:09,008 --> 01:15:11,430
♪ From now on♪
1617
01:15:11,530 --> 01:15:18,037
♪ Our troubles
will be miles away ♪
1618
01:15:18,137 --> 01:15:22,121
♪ ♪
1619
01:15:22,221 --> 01:15:24,283
♪ Through the years ♪
1620
01:15:24,383 --> 01:15:28,768
♪ We all will be together ♪
1621
01:15:28,868 --> 01:15:32,411
♪ If the fates allow ♪
1622
01:15:32,511 --> 01:15:34,974
♪ ♪
1623
01:15:35,074 --> 01:15:38,378
♪ Hang a shining star ♪
1624
01:15:38,478 --> 01:15:43,222
♪ Upon the highest bough ♪
1625
01:15:43,322 --> 01:15:47,066
♪ ♪
1626
01:15:47,166 --> 01:15:50,390
♪ Have yourself ♪
1627
01:15:50,490 --> 01:15:56,716
♪ A merry little Christmas ♪
1628
01:15:56,816 --> 01:15:57,757
♪ ♪
1629
01:15:57,857 --> 01:16:02,682
♪ Now ♪
1630
01:16:02,782 --> 01:16:09,669
♪ ♪
1631
01:16:17,277 --> 01:16:21,141
[bright holiday music]
1632
01:16:21,241 --> 01:16:22,983
- [baby laughing]
1633
01:16:23,083 --> 01:16:24,824
[indistinct chatter]
1634
01:16:24,924 --> 01:16:26,586
- Finally.
She awakens.
1635
01:16:26,686 --> 01:16:28,028
- Merry Christmas, everyone.
1636
01:16:28,128 --> 01:16:29,129
- Can we please start
opening presents now?
1637
01:16:29,209 --> 01:16:31,151
- Oh, that's sweet, babe.
1638
01:16:31,251 --> 01:16:34,234
{\an3}You must have something you're
really excited to give Miles.
1639
01:16:34,334 --> 01:16:35,996
- Yeah.
Exactly, Miles, mm-hmm.
1640
01:16:36,096 --> 01:16:38,218
- Before we start,
I have something to say.
1641
01:16:40,180 --> 01:16:44,965
Uh, I know that
I was pretty...
1642
01:16:45,065 --> 01:16:49,329
intense and inflexible
last night.
1643
01:16:49,429 --> 01:16:52,492
{\an1}- I described the experience
to my parents as "harrowing."
1644
01:16:52,592 --> 01:16:54,815
- Fair.
1645
01:16:54,915 --> 01:16:57,337
I realize now that I was
clearly holding onto something,
1646
01:16:57,437 --> 01:17:00,821
something that--wait.
1647
01:17:00,921 --> 01:17:02,423
Where's Max?
1648
01:17:02,523 --> 01:17:05,546
- We thought he was
in bed with you.
1649
01:17:05,646 --> 01:17:07,388
You know,
you guys aren't married,
1650
01:17:07,488 --> 01:17:10,871
so, maybe, I should I make him
sleep in--oh, screw it.
1651
01:17:10,971 --> 01:17:12,633
- Wait, I think, I might know
where he might be.
1652
01:17:12,733 --> 01:17:15,015
Uh, I'll be right back.
1653
01:17:17,538 --> 01:17:19,240
Don't open any presents
without me.
1654
01:17:19,340 --> 01:17:20,641
[upbeat music]
1655
01:17:20,741 --> 01:17:24,405
- I'm talking to you,
David Aaron Clarke.
1656
01:17:24,505 --> 01:17:27,568
♪ ♪
1657
01:17:27,668 --> 01:17:30,010
- I'll be back in a bit, too.
1658
01:17:30,110 --> 01:17:34,455
♪ ♪
1659
01:17:34,555 --> 01:17:38,099
- Stop staring at them.
It's weird.
1660
01:17:38,199 --> 01:17:39,860
Don't smell it either.
1661
01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:41,182
- Yeah.
It was really cool, like, oh.
1662
01:17:41,282 --> 01:17:42,663
- You do?
1663
01:17:42,763 --> 01:17:44,465
- Uh-huh.
- Try it, oh, I wanna try it.
1664
01:17:44,565 --> 01:17:45,706
- All right.
Well...
1665
01:17:45,806 --> 01:17:46,948
- Well, the gifts
were a huge hit.
1666
01:17:47,048 --> 01:17:48,349
- Duh.
I'm basically Black Santa
1667
01:17:48,449 --> 01:17:49,871
and you're my Mrs. Claus.
1668
01:17:49,971 --> 01:17:51,672
- [laughs]
1669
01:17:51,772 --> 01:17:53,915
- So do you wanna tell me
1670
01:17:54,015 --> 01:17:55,676
why you were so cold to me
after the pageant?
1671
01:17:55,776 --> 01:17:57,438
I haven't gotten
that kind of response
1672
01:17:57,538 --> 01:17:59,600
since I played both Romeo
and Juliet in middle school.
1673
01:17:59,700 --> 01:18:01,002
- My apologies.
1674
01:18:01,102 --> 01:18:04,726
You were as transcendent
as ever.
1675
01:18:04,826 --> 01:18:06,527
- Why do I feel
like a "but's" coming?
1676
01:18:06,627 --> 01:18:08,690
- The "but" is that,
as wonderful as you were,
1677
01:18:08,790 --> 01:18:11,432
that wasn't really the purpose
of the holiday pageant.
1678
01:18:13,154 --> 01:18:14,575
It was meant to give
the children a chance to shine.
1679
01:18:14,675 --> 01:18:16,177
- Their costumes shined.
1680
01:18:16,277 --> 01:18:18,059
- You put them in
the background, Mo.
1681
01:18:18,159 --> 01:18:19,981
- You liked me getting involved
in the kids' lives
1682
01:18:20,081 --> 01:18:23,705
and said if I had any tips
to give them and I did.
1683
01:18:23,805 --> 01:18:26,427
I just wanted the night
to be great.
1684
01:18:26,527 --> 01:18:28,790
- I appreciate that.
1685
01:18:28,890 --> 01:18:32,714
And I love you having
a relationship with them.
1686
01:18:32,814 --> 01:18:35,997
But sometimes, especially
when it comes to kids...
1687
01:18:36,097 --> 01:18:40,402
you have to learn how to think
outside of yourself.
1688
01:18:40,502 --> 01:18:41,643
Who wants some hot cocoa?
1689
01:18:41,743 --> 01:18:43,485
- Yay!
- Yay! Go!
1690
01:18:43,585 --> 01:18:45,407
- Yay!
- Whoo-hoo!
1691
01:18:45,507 --> 01:18:48,410
[somber music]
1692
01:18:48,510 --> 01:18:51,653
♪ ♪
1693
01:18:51,753 --> 01:18:55,497
- I wanted to tell you that
1694
01:18:55,597 --> 01:18:58,660
I kissed a guy
1695
01:18:58,760 --> 01:19:01,943
under the mistletoe last night.
1696
01:19:02,043 --> 01:19:04,446
That's not even the worst part.
[laughs]
1697
01:19:06,768 --> 01:19:11,273
I also tap danced for him, too.
1698
01:19:11,373 --> 01:19:13,916
And...
1699
01:19:14,016 --> 01:19:16,999
it felt strange, Mitch,
like really strange.
1700
01:19:17,099 --> 01:19:20,843
Like, um, maybe I don't even
know how to do this.
1701
01:19:20,943 --> 01:19:23,445
The whole thing's strange.
1702
01:19:23,545 --> 01:19:27,369
And I know...everyone keeps
telling me
1703
01:19:27,469 --> 01:19:30,012
that I'm supposed to move on
1704
01:19:30,112 --> 01:19:33,415
and I know that you want me
to move on
1705
01:19:33,515 --> 01:19:37,539
but, um...
1706
01:19:37,639 --> 01:19:41,263
I hit the jackpot with you,
1707
01:19:41,363 --> 01:19:46,388
{\an1}and it is gonna be really hard
to just bounce back from that.
1708
01:19:46,488 --> 01:19:49,271
♪ ♪
1709
01:19:49,371 --> 01:19:52,134
So, um, so here's
what I'm thinking.
1710
01:19:54,737 --> 01:19:56,839
I think that I'm gonna
just keep learning
1711
01:19:56,939 --> 01:20:00,523
how to stand
on my own two feet again.
1712
01:20:00,623 --> 01:20:03,205
Maybe I will even take
some tap classes
1713
01:20:03,305 --> 01:20:05,488
to help me find my balance,
1714
01:20:05,588 --> 01:20:09,372
you know, and then
when I feel more comfortable
1715
01:20:09,472 --> 01:20:11,494
just being Maggie
1716
01:20:11,594 --> 01:20:13,896
instead of...
1717
01:20:13,996 --> 01:20:16,839
"Mitch and Maggie..."
1718
01:20:18,681 --> 01:20:20,983
Maybe then we'll revisit
the whole idea
1719
01:20:21,083 --> 01:20:23,666
of seeing other people.
1720
01:20:23,766 --> 01:20:25,748
How's that sound?
1721
01:20:25,848 --> 01:20:28,631
♪ ♪
1722
01:20:28,731 --> 01:20:31,614
I think so, too.
1723
01:20:36,018 --> 01:20:38,561
I miss you.
1724
01:20:38,661 --> 01:20:41,544
I love you.
1725
01:20:43,306 --> 01:20:46,109
But you know all that already.
1726
01:20:50,753 --> 01:20:53,917
Merry Christmas, Mitch.
1727
01:21:03,086 --> 01:21:05,088
[seagulls squawking]
1728
01:21:07,570 --> 01:21:09,312
- I think you should
at least open my gift
1729
01:21:09,412 --> 01:21:12,175
before you get
this mad about it.
1730
01:21:22,866 --> 01:21:25,288
Is this still about Jack?
1731
01:21:25,388 --> 01:21:30,213
Because honestly,
I am equally at fault.
1732
01:21:30,313 --> 01:21:31,415
- I heard your whole family
1733
01:21:31,515 --> 01:21:34,978
sing a heart song
last night, Zo.
1734
01:21:35,078 --> 01:21:39,823
There was just so much pain
and vulnerability in it.
1735
01:21:39,923 --> 01:21:43,186
And I couldn't help but feel
like I made that happen.
1736
01:21:43,286 --> 01:21:46,690
I invited that man.
I caused all that suffering.
1737
01:21:48,091 --> 01:21:51,895
- Max, the pain was there.
1738
01:21:53,897 --> 01:21:56,680
The pain is always there.
1739
01:21:56,780 --> 01:22:01,085
That's what grief
and mourning is.
1740
01:22:01,185 --> 01:22:03,607
But it's getting better
1741
01:22:03,707 --> 01:22:07,171
and it's gonna keep
getting better, I know it.
1742
01:22:07,271 --> 01:22:10,294
- Yeah, you know what's
not gonna get better?
1743
01:22:10,394 --> 01:22:14,038
All of this guilt and shame
I now have inside of me.
1744
01:22:14,918 --> 01:22:16,700
- All because of
a broken snow globe?
1745
01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:19,383
- No, because of the way
I treated you
1746
01:22:19,483 --> 01:22:22,006
ever since the moment
you told me you had this power.
1747
01:22:23,687 --> 01:22:25,469
Honestly, how many times
have I hammered you
1748
01:22:25,569 --> 01:22:27,952
over the lack of equality
in our relationship?
1749
01:22:28,052 --> 01:22:30,194
All because you could hear
my heart songs
1750
01:22:30,294 --> 01:22:32,356
and I couldn't hear yours?
1751
01:22:32,456 --> 01:22:35,279
I was so focused on
how your powers made me feel
1752
01:22:35,379 --> 01:22:38,042
that I never thought about
the toll they took on you.
1753
01:22:38,142 --> 01:22:40,605
And that sucks.
1754
01:22:40,705 --> 01:22:43,688
Because this...is so much
1755
01:22:43,788 --> 01:22:46,070
for one human being to take on.
1756
01:22:48,753 --> 01:22:53,217
- It is.
It's a lot to carry.
1757
01:22:53,317 --> 01:22:58,182
And, uh, sometimes
other people's pain can be...
1758
01:22:58,282 --> 01:23:00,745
overwhelming.
1759
01:23:00,845 --> 01:23:04,048
- Which is why I should have
been more understanding of you.
1760
01:23:06,090 --> 01:23:08,072
I'm so sorry for how I acted.
1761
01:23:08,172 --> 01:23:09,674
- Max, listen to me.
1762
01:23:09,774 --> 01:23:12,196
There's no way you could have
known what it's like...
1763
01:23:12,296 --> 01:23:17,722
♪ ♪
1764
01:23:17,822 --> 01:23:21,686
Unless...
1765
01:23:21,786 --> 01:23:24,569
Max...
- Hmm?
1766
01:23:24,669 --> 01:23:28,173
- What if this is why
you got the power?
1767
01:23:28,273 --> 01:23:31,496
So that you could feel
what I feel
1768
01:23:31,596 --> 01:23:36,942
and understand
what I experience every day.
1769
01:23:37,042 --> 01:23:40,025
And if empathy is the reason
1770
01:23:40,125 --> 01:23:43,828
the universe
gave you this, then...
1771
01:23:43,928 --> 01:23:48,153
we are just going to keep
getting stronger and stronger.
1772
01:23:48,253 --> 01:23:49,474
Because...
[sighs]
1773
01:23:49,574 --> 01:23:52,838
[warm pop music]
1774
01:23:52,938 --> 01:23:56,802
♪ ♪
1775
01:23:56,902 --> 01:23:59,284
♪ Lying in my bed ♪
1776
01:23:59,384 --> 01:24:04,329
♪ I hear the clock tick
and think of you ♪
1777
01:24:04,429 --> 01:24:07,332
♪ Caught up in circles ♪
1778
01:24:07,432 --> 01:24:11,096
- ♪ Confusion is
nothing new ♪
1779
01:24:11,196 --> 01:24:15,060
- ♪ Flashback,
warm nights ♪
1780
01:24:15,160 --> 01:24:18,984
- ♪ Almost left behind ♪
1781
01:24:19,084 --> 01:24:23,068
♪ Suitcase of memories ♪
1782
01:24:23,168 --> 01:24:24,990
♪ Time after ♪
1783
01:24:25,090 --> 01:24:27,553
- ♪ Sometimes you picture me ♪
1784
01:24:27,653 --> 01:24:31,837
♪ I'm walking too far ahead ♪
1785
01:24:31,937 --> 01:24:35,281
both: ♪ You're calling to me ♪
1786
01:24:35,381 --> 01:24:39,084
♪ I can't hear
what you've said ♪
1787
01:24:39,184 --> 01:24:42,488
- ♪ Then you say,
"Go slow" ♪
1788
01:24:42,588 --> 01:24:45,971
- ♪ I fall behind ♪
1789
01:24:46,071 --> 01:24:49,815
both: ♪ The second hand
unwinds ♪
1790
01:24:49,915 --> 01:24:51,577
♪ If you're lost,
you can look ♪
1791
01:24:51,677 --> 01:24:54,420
♪ And you will find me ♪
1792
01:24:54,520 --> 01:24:56,902
♪ Time after time ♪
1793
01:24:57,002 --> 01:24:59,265
♪ If you fall,
I will catch you ♪
1794
01:24:59,365 --> 01:25:01,427
♪ I'll be waiting ♪
1795
01:25:01,527 --> 01:25:04,510
♪ Time after time ♪
1796
01:25:04,610 --> 01:25:06,272
♪ If you're lost,
you can look ♪
1797
01:25:06,372 --> 01:25:08,874
♪ And you will find me ♪
1798
01:25:08,974 --> 01:25:11,998
♪ Time after time ♪
1799
01:25:12,098 --> 01:25:14,200
♪ If you fall,
I will catch you ♪
1800
01:25:14,300 --> 01:25:16,442
♪ I will be waiting ♪
1801
01:25:16,542 --> 01:25:19,725
♪ Time after time ♪
1802
01:25:19,825 --> 01:25:22,688
- ♪ After my picture fades ♪
1803
01:25:22,788 --> 01:25:24,971
♪ And darkness ♪
1804
01:25:25,071 --> 01:25:28,614
[voice growing fainter]
♪ Has turned to gray ♪
1805
01:25:28,714 --> 01:25:31,978
- ♪ Watching through windows ♪
1806
01:25:32,078 --> 01:25:36,142
♪ You're wondering
if I'm okay ♪
1807
01:25:36,242 --> 01:25:39,505
♪ ♪
1808
01:25:39,605 --> 01:25:41,607
I can't hear you.
1809
01:25:44,931 --> 01:25:48,074
♪ The drum beats out of time ♪
1810
01:25:48,174 --> 01:25:51,798
♪ If you're lost you can look
and you will find me ♪
1811
01:25:51,898 --> 01:25:55,241
♪ Time after time ♪
1812
01:25:55,341 --> 01:25:57,604
♪ If you fall
I will catch you ♪
1813
01:25:57,704 --> 01:26:00,186
♪ ♪
1814
01:26:04,150 --> 01:26:08,234
I think they're...gone.
1815
01:26:11,077 --> 01:26:13,440
- It's okay.
1816
01:26:32,779 --> 01:26:35,122
- I think it's a nice gift and
I feel like I'm pulling it off.
1817
01:26:35,222 --> 01:26:36,803
I'm just--I'm not really sure
if it's me.
1818
01:26:36,903 --> 01:26:38,325
- It's not.
1819
01:26:38,425 --> 01:26:41,088
Hey, so, are we sending
this newsletter or what?
1820
01:26:41,188 --> 01:26:44,011
- Okay, so I was thinking about
it all night especially...
1821
01:26:44,111 --> 01:26:45,732
- Hmm.
- After Jack and Deb,
1822
01:26:45,832 --> 01:26:48,295
you know, bought all
our ridiculous lies
1823
01:26:48,395 --> 01:26:50,337
and Zoey got in my head and...
- Mm-hmm.
1824
01:26:50,437 --> 01:26:52,780
- I actually--I wrote
a different letter,
1825
01:26:52,880 --> 01:26:54,661
and I was thinking
1826
01:26:54,761 --> 01:26:57,564
that maybe we should
send this one instead.
1827
01:26:59,406 --> 01:27:03,070
- Okay.
"Hey, Adam.
1828
01:27:03,170 --> 01:27:05,072
"We were gonna send you
a fake newsletter
1829
01:27:05,172 --> 01:27:08,475
"saying all the amazing things
we did this year.
1830
01:27:08,575 --> 01:27:12,579
But that's not true.
We had a really tough year."
1831
01:27:14,702 --> 01:27:16,844
"My dad died.
1832
01:27:16,944 --> 01:27:19,126
"I left my job.
1833
01:27:19,226 --> 01:27:23,811
{\an1}"Emily suffered from some very
intense postpartum depression.
1834
01:27:23,911 --> 01:27:27,415
"If anything, we were all
just trying to...
1835
01:27:27,515 --> 01:27:29,617
"get by.
1836
01:27:29,717 --> 01:27:34,101
"But here's the thing:
we're still here.
1837
01:27:34,201 --> 01:27:36,784
"We can still make
each other laugh.
1838
01:27:36,884 --> 01:27:39,467
"We have a great kid.
1839
01:27:39,567 --> 01:27:41,509
"And we don't need to pretend
our life is better
1840
01:27:41,609 --> 01:27:45,153
"just for your benefit.
So have a great holiday
1841
01:27:45,253 --> 01:27:48,576
and maybe take us off
the Christmas list next year."
1842
01:27:52,059 --> 01:27:55,403
Wow, David.
That's, um...
1843
01:27:55,503 --> 01:27:57,165
that's very brave.
1844
01:27:57,265 --> 01:27:59,487
And heartfelt.
1845
01:27:59,587 --> 01:28:01,869
It's very powerful, babe.
1846
01:28:04,512 --> 01:28:05,753
- You still think we should
send the other one, don't you?
1847
01:28:05,833 --> 01:28:08,857
- Most definitely.
- Yeah.
1848
01:28:08,957 --> 01:28:11,820
- [chuckles]
1849
01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:13,301
- Okay, yes, I may have
opened up a few of the gifts
1850
01:28:13,401 --> 01:28:14,422
and I know that wasn't
part of the plan,
1851
01:28:14,522 --> 01:28:15,663
but before you say
anything, just...
1852
01:28:15,763 --> 01:28:18,146
- Don't worry about it.
- Oh.
1853
01:28:18,246 --> 01:28:21,189
- What...does that mean?
Is this a test?
1854
01:28:21,289 --> 01:28:22,751
Like an escape room
where they actually kill you?
1855
01:28:22,851 --> 01:28:25,714
- No.
[laughs]
1856
01:28:25,814 --> 01:28:29,217
It's fine, really.
1857
01:28:30,538 --> 01:28:32,681
- It is, for real.
1858
01:28:32,781 --> 01:28:37,245
- Oh, okay.
So, uh, now what?
1859
01:28:37,345 --> 01:28:39,007
We're going to like just, uh,
wait for Mom
1860
01:28:39,107 --> 01:28:40,248
and open up
the rest of the gifts?
1861
01:28:40,348 --> 01:28:41,850
- Make pancakes...
1862
01:28:41,950 --> 01:28:43,331
- Do our annual Christmas nap
and then...
1863
01:28:43,431 --> 01:28:44,933
- I have a different idea.
Instead of doing
1864
01:28:45,033 --> 01:28:48,577
what we always do, I think
it's time we mixed it up.
1865
01:28:48,677 --> 01:28:51,219
Bring in some new traditions.
1866
01:28:51,319 --> 01:28:53,181
Try something else
for Christmas.
1867
01:28:53,281 --> 01:28:56,785
[upbeat pop music]
1868
01:28:56,885 --> 01:29:03,952
♪ ♪
1869
01:29:04,052 --> 01:29:05,153
- ♪ Holiday, holiday,
holiday ♪
1870
01:29:05,253 --> 01:29:06,995
- Hi.
You look wonderful.
1871
01:29:07,095 --> 01:29:08,997
- Look at you.
- ♪ Make it up on holiday ♪
1872
01:29:09,097 --> 01:29:11,560
♪ Our holiday, holiday ♪
1873
01:29:11,660 --> 01:29:15,204
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, holiday ♪
1874
01:29:15,304 --> 01:29:16,685
♪ Holiday ♪
1875
01:29:16,785 --> 01:29:18,487
♪ Make it up on holiday ♪
1876
01:29:18,587 --> 01:29:20,008
♪ Our holiday ♪
1877
01:29:20,108 --> 01:29:21,850
♪ Holiday ♪
1878
01:29:21,950 --> 01:29:24,213
♪ It's a holiday ♪
1879
01:29:24,313 --> 01:29:26,295
♪ Hey! ♪
1880
01:29:26,395 --> 01:29:28,217
♪ ♪
1881
01:29:28,317 --> 01:29:29,818
- Excuse me...
1882
01:29:29,918 --> 01:29:33,022
- As I live and breathe,
my heart just grew three sizes.
1883
01:29:33,122 --> 01:29:34,503
The entire Clarke family
is here
1884
01:29:34,603 --> 01:29:35,704
at my Christmas Carol-oke.
1885
01:29:35,804 --> 01:29:37,106
To what do I owe this pleasure?
1886
01:29:37,206 --> 01:29:38,387
- Uh, they just wanna make sure
1887
01:29:38,487 --> 01:29:39,428
you don't burn down
our restaurant.
1888
01:29:39,528 --> 01:29:40,990
Oh, wait,
no, that was actually me.
1889
01:29:41,090 --> 01:29:42,711
- Hmm.
- Mwah.
1890
01:29:42,811 --> 01:29:46,035
- Thank you for having us.
- The place looks amazing.
1891
01:29:46,135 --> 01:29:48,758
- "Hi, Aunt Mo!
I'm drunk on breast milk!"
1892
01:29:48,858 --> 01:29:50,439
- Oh, can I get
you guys anything?
1893
01:29:50,539 --> 01:29:52,641
- No, no, no, go, we are good.
We're fine.
1894
01:29:52,741 --> 01:29:54,603
- Okay.
- [laughs]
1895
01:29:54,703 --> 01:29:56,686
You do know your entire
workplace is here, right?
1896
01:29:56,786 --> 01:29:58,047
- That might be Max's fault.
1897
01:29:58,147 --> 01:29:59,488
I think he posted
the party on Instagram
1898
01:29:59,588 --> 01:30:00,690
and they'll show up
to anything.
1899
01:30:00,790 --> 01:30:02,572
- And what is your excuse?
1900
01:30:02,672 --> 01:30:05,174
{\an1}Because this party is for lost
souls with nowhere else to go.
1901
01:30:05,274 --> 01:30:09,018
- Yeah, that sounds just right.
- [laughs]
1902
01:30:09,118 --> 01:30:12,301
- Also I can't think of
any place I'd rather be.
1903
01:30:12,401 --> 01:30:15,264
- You mean it? [laughs]
1904
01:30:15,364 --> 01:30:16,986
With that, go find your light
1905
01:30:17,086 --> 01:30:19,068
and make some memories
and sing something.
1906
01:30:19,168 --> 01:30:21,551
Except "Sweet Caroline."
That song sucks.
1907
01:30:21,651 --> 01:30:23,232
- I love that song.
- [laughs]
1908
01:30:23,332 --> 01:30:24,554
Do you wanna get a drink?
1909
01:30:24,654 --> 01:30:27,357
- Yes.
- Oh, no! Oh, Tobin!
1910
01:30:27,457 --> 01:30:29,118
The ski trip, what happened?
1911
01:30:29,218 --> 01:30:32,642
- Oh, this is nothing.
You should see the other guy!
1912
01:30:32,742 --> 01:30:35,545
- You mean the mountain?
- Yeah.
1913
01:30:37,747 --> 01:30:40,130
- Oh, hey!
It's the Clarkemans!
1914
01:30:40,230 --> 01:30:43,133
- Hey! Uh, how was birding
with the family?
1915
01:30:43,233 --> 01:30:44,534
- Oh, incredible!
1916
01:30:44,634 --> 01:30:46,736
We got a photo of
the rare two-eared quetzal.
1917
01:30:46,836 --> 01:30:48,498
And I called my ex
at the Audobon Society and he--
1918
01:30:48,598 --> 01:30:50,220
- Yeah, that sounds super cool!
We're gonna grab a drink.
1919
01:30:50,320 --> 01:30:51,941
- Right, he was, like, oh,
yeah, no, we can do the thing.
1920
01:30:52,041 --> 01:30:54,384
Okay.
- What's up, bro?
1921
01:30:54,484 --> 01:30:55,865
- [laughs]
1922
01:30:55,965 --> 01:30:57,267
- You don't have a drink
in your hand.
1923
01:30:57,367 --> 01:30:58,708
What can I make the two of you?
1924
01:30:58,808 --> 01:31:00,470
- Mezcal mule for me, bruh.
- Glass of wine.
1925
01:31:00,570 --> 01:31:03,553
- Done and done.
- Hi.
1926
01:31:03,653 --> 01:31:05,075
Okay.
1927
01:31:05,175 --> 01:31:07,277
So, Christmas Eve with mom
and the new husband.
1928
01:31:07,377 --> 01:31:08,919
How was it?
1929
01:31:09,019 --> 01:31:10,760
- I'm not gonna lie.
It was a little weird at first
1930
01:31:10,860 --> 01:31:14,404
but...it was nice seeing
my mom so happy.
1931
01:31:14,504 --> 01:31:16,126
Which I guess is
all that matters, right?
1932
01:31:16,226 --> 01:31:17,968
Oh, before I forget...
- Yes.
1933
01:31:18,068 --> 01:31:19,930
- I brought you
both back souvenirs.
1934
01:31:20,030 --> 01:31:21,131
- Oh.
- Thank you.
1935
01:31:21,231 --> 01:31:23,013
- Max.
- Presents.
1936
01:31:23,113 --> 01:31:25,375
- Bro, I got you some "I heart
Las Vegas" golf balls
1937
01:31:25,475 --> 01:31:28,298
because I think it's time we
start playing a sport together
1938
01:31:28,398 --> 01:31:29,980
which you,
of course, will lose.
1939
01:31:30,080 --> 01:31:31,221
- [laughs]
1940
01:31:31,321 --> 01:31:32,943
- I will see you
on the greens, pal!
1941
01:31:33,043 --> 01:31:36,286
- Okay.
And for you...
1942
01:31:38,889 --> 01:31:41,592
Now, no matter what you're
feeling over the holidays,
1943
01:31:41,692 --> 01:31:44,274
you can always look at this,
shake it up,
1944
01:31:44,374 --> 01:31:47,377
and think
"At least I'm not in Vegas."
1945
01:31:49,820 --> 01:31:53,003
- Did you tell him?
- I...
1946
01:31:53,103 --> 01:31:55,966
[sentimental music]
1947
01:31:56,066 --> 01:31:57,368
♪ ♪
1948
01:31:57,468 --> 01:32:01,051
- Thank you.
I love it.
1949
01:32:01,151 --> 01:32:05,956
You know what, it is now
our new official centerpiece.
1950
01:32:07,798 --> 01:32:10,621
- Excuse me, can I have you
beautiful people's attention?
1951
01:32:10,721 --> 01:32:13,604
[cheers and applause]
1952
01:32:16,807 --> 01:32:18,949
- Okay, first of all, I would
like to thank you all
1953
01:32:19,049 --> 01:32:22,873
for coming to my eighth Annual
Christmas Carol-oke Party.
1954
01:32:22,973 --> 01:32:26,317
[cheers and applause]
1955
01:32:26,417 --> 01:32:28,799
Ooh, and I can already tell
I like this venue
1956
01:32:28,899 --> 01:32:30,201
more than my apartment.
1957
01:32:30,301 --> 01:32:32,763
And we will see you all
next year, okay?
1958
01:32:32,863 --> 01:32:35,086
And with that, let's give
a round of applause
1959
01:32:35,186 --> 01:32:36,968
to my partner in crime, Max...
1960
01:32:37,068 --> 01:32:40,131
for graciously saying "Yes"
1961
01:32:40,231 --> 01:32:41,893
for this magical evening
1962
01:32:41,993 --> 01:32:44,455
and for splitting the liquor
and food bill without knowing.
1963
01:32:44,555 --> 01:32:46,497
- Oh, in that case,
party's over, everybody!
1964
01:32:46,597 --> 01:32:49,300
Have a great night.
Kidding.
1965
01:32:49,400 --> 01:32:52,303
- We all know that the holidays
are about family,
1966
01:32:52,403 --> 01:32:55,066
whether it be your family
or your chosen family.
1967
01:32:55,166 --> 01:32:58,229
And no Mo-ccasion
would be complete
1968
01:32:58,329 --> 01:33:04,275
without a little
♪ song ♪
1969
01:33:04,375 --> 01:33:06,197
But...
[cheers and applause]
1970
01:33:06,297 --> 01:33:09,441
This year, we're gonna
do things a little different
1971
01:33:09,541 --> 01:33:12,764
because someone
that I care so much about
1972
01:33:12,864 --> 01:33:15,527
didn't get her chance
to shine so,
1973
01:33:15,627 --> 01:33:19,250
Amirah, will you come up here
and sing a song for us?
1974
01:33:19,350 --> 01:33:22,534
[cheers and applause]
1975
01:33:22,634 --> 01:33:25,477
- [laughs]
What do you wanna sing?
1976
01:33:27,479 --> 01:33:29,621
And she has taste.
I like it.
1977
01:33:29,721 --> 01:33:32,364
She got that from me, Perry.
[laughter]
1978
01:33:35,287 --> 01:33:38,109
["What Christmas Means To Me"
playing]
1979
01:33:38,209 --> 01:33:41,072
[upbeat piano music]
1980
01:33:41,172 --> 01:33:44,556
♪ ♪
1981
01:33:44,656 --> 01:33:46,718
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1982
01:33:46,818 --> 01:33:48,760
♪ Candles burnin' low ♪
1983
01:33:48,860 --> 01:33:52,284
♪ Lots of mistletoe ♪
1984
01:33:52,384 --> 01:33:55,247
♪ Lots of snow and ice ♪
1985
01:33:55,347 --> 01:33:57,809
♪ Everywhere we go ♪
1986
01:33:57,909 --> 01:34:00,572
♪ Choirs singing carols ♪
1987
01:34:00,672 --> 01:34:03,495
♪ Right outside my door ♪
1988
01:34:03,595 --> 01:34:06,658
♪ All these things and more ♪
1989
01:34:06,758 --> 01:34:08,781
♪ All these... ♪
crowd: ♪ And more ♪
1990
01:34:08,881 --> 01:34:11,824
- ♪ That's what Christmas
means to me, my love ♪
1991
01:34:11,924 --> 01:34:14,586
crowd: ♪ That's what Christmas
means to me, my love ♪
1992
01:34:14,686 --> 01:34:17,589
♪ ♪
1993
01:34:17,689 --> 01:34:20,232
[cheers and applause]
1994
01:34:20,332 --> 01:34:22,675
♪ ♪ I see your smilin' face ♪
1995
01:34:22,775 --> 01:34:25,678
- ♪ Like I've never
seen before ♪
1996
01:34:25,778 --> 01:34:29,241
- ♪ Even though
I love ya madly ♪
1997
01:34:29,341 --> 01:34:31,764
- ♪ It seems I ♪
both: ♪ Love you more ♪
1998
01:34:31,864 --> 01:34:34,406
- ♪ The little card
you give me ♪
1999
01:34:34,506 --> 01:34:37,409
♪ Will touch my heart
for sure ♪
2000
01:34:37,509 --> 01:34:40,413
- ♪ All these things
and more, darling ♪
2001
01:34:40,513 --> 01:34:41,694
- ♪ All these things
and more... ♪
2002
01:34:41,794 --> 01:34:43,295
- ♪ Whoa ♪
- ♪ Darling ♪
2003
01:34:43,395 --> 01:34:45,458
- ♪ That's what Christmas
means to me, my love ♪
2004
01:34:45,558 --> 01:34:46,619
- ♪ That's what Christmas ♪
2005
01:34:46,719 --> 01:34:49,542
- So...how we doing?
2006
01:34:49,642 --> 01:34:52,144
Still bummed you can't hear
heart songs anymore?
2007
01:34:52,244 --> 01:34:54,427
- I mean, it was fun
while it lasted,
2008
01:34:54,527 --> 01:34:57,189
but clearly I should leave
the heavy heart song lifting
2009
01:34:57,289 --> 01:34:58,791
to the experts.
- Okay.
2010
01:34:58,891 --> 01:35:00,633
You know what,
if you ever wanna know
2011
01:35:00,733 --> 01:35:03,996
what's going on inside my head,
just ask me and I'll tell you.
2012
01:35:04,096 --> 01:35:05,918
- Oh, you mean, like two
healthy, normal,
2013
01:35:06,018 --> 01:35:07,520
communicative people
in a relationship?
2014
01:35:07,620 --> 01:35:09,562
- Yeah, just like that.
2015
01:35:09,662 --> 01:35:11,404
- ♪ Happiness
in the coming year ♪
2016
01:35:11,504 --> 01:35:14,967
- ♪ Let's deck
the halls with holly, oh ♪
2017
01:35:15,067 --> 01:35:17,010
[cheers and applause]
♪ Sing sweet "Silent Night" ♪
2018
01:35:17,110 --> 01:35:20,373
- ♪ Fill the tree
with angel hair ♪
2019
01:35:20,473 --> 01:35:23,016
♪ And pretty, pretty lights ♪
2020
01:35:23,116 --> 01:35:25,178
- So...I guess we know
2021
01:35:25,278 --> 01:35:27,540
why the universe
gave me the powers.
2022
01:35:27,640 --> 01:35:31,144
But...what about you, Zo?
2023
01:35:31,244 --> 01:35:33,746
- That's a good question.
2024
01:35:33,846 --> 01:35:35,628
I mean, maybe I got them all
2025
01:35:35,728 --> 01:35:39,793
so I could communicate
with my dad while he was dying.
2026
01:35:39,893 --> 01:35:44,157
- Mm-hmm. Or...maybe you got
them to help others.
2027
01:35:44,257 --> 01:35:46,920
I mean, there's a lot of people
hurting out there
2028
01:35:47,020 --> 01:35:48,481
who could sure use you.
2029
01:35:48,581 --> 01:35:51,004
- Or...
2030
01:35:51,104 --> 01:35:53,366
I was spending too much
of my life
2031
01:35:53,466 --> 01:35:55,088
hiding behind
a computer screen.
2032
01:35:55,188 --> 01:35:57,490
And the universe
was trying to tell me
2033
01:35:57,590 --> 01:36:01,855
it was time to look up.
2034
01:36:01,955 --> 01:36:04,858
[warm music]
2035
01:36:04,958 --> 01:36:11,845
♪ ♪
2036
01:36:41,995 --> 01:36:48,882
♪ ♪
2037
01:37:01,855 --> 01:37:07,401
- ♪ Someone shook
the snow globe round ♪
2038
01:37:07,501 --> 01:37:11,445
♪ Turned the whole world
upside down ♪
2039
01:37:11,545 --> 01:37:13,487
♪ ♪
2040
01:37:13,587 --> 01:37:18,933
♪ Landed us so far apart ♪
2041
01:37:19,033 --> 01:37:24,899
♪ Me down here
and you up in the stars ♪
2042
01:37:24,999 --> 01:37:31,886
♪ ♪
2043
01:37:32,486 --> 01:37:34,989
♪ Tree's all decorated ♪
2044
01:37:35,089 --> 01:37:38,553
♪ Pretty bows are tied ♪
2045
01:37:38,653 --> 01:37:40,915
♪ The television's playing ♪
2046
01:37:41,015 --> 01:37:44,519
♪ "It's A Wonderful Life" ♪
2047
01:37:44,619 --> 01:37:47,001
♪ Even though I miss you ♪
2048
01:37:47,101 --> 01:37:50,244
♪ Part of you's still here ♪
2049
01:37:50,344 --> 01:37:53,167
♪ So in a way I'm with you ♪
2050
01:37:53,267 --> 01:37:58,253
♪ At the most wonderful time
of years ♪
2051
01:37:58,353 --> 01:37:59,734
♪ ♪
2052
01:37:59,834 --> 01:38:02,737
♪ I'm always looking up ♪
2053
01:38:02,837 --> 01:38:06,101
♪ 'cause I can feel your love
and I ♪
2054
01:38:06,201 --> 01:38:08,343
♪ Know just where you are ♪
2055
01:38:08,443 --> 01:38:11,306
♪ In the sky and in my blood ♪
2056
01:38:11,406 --> 01:38:14,429
♪ And I've never been
to Heaven ♪
2057
01:38:14,529 --> 01:38:17,272
♪ But it doesn't seem
that far ♪
2058
01:38:17,372 --> 01:38:20,355
♪ 'cause you're
my north star ♪
2059
01:38:20,455 --> 01:38:23,398
♪ You're my north star ♪
2060
01:38:23,498 --> 01:38:26,321
♪ You're
my north star ♪
2061
01:38:26,421 --> 01:38:30,605
♪ Yeah ♪
2062
01:38:30,705 --> 01:38:32,047
♪ ♪
2063
01:38:32,147 --> 01:38:33,688
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
2064
01:38:33,788 --> 01:38:35,530
[vocalizing]
2065
01:38:35,630 --> 01:38:42,457
♪ You're my north star ♪
2066
01:38:42,557 --> 01:38:44,379
♪ ♪
2067
01:38:44,479 --> 01:38:47,783
♪ Ooh-hoo ♪
2068
01:38:47,883 --> 01:38:53,989
♪ You're my north star ♪
2069
01:38:54,089 --> 01:38:57,032
♪ 'cause I've never been
to Heaven ♪
2070
01:38:57,132 --> 01:39:01,156
♪ But it doesn't seem
that far ♪
2071
01:39:01,256 --> 01:39:04,680
♪ 'cause you're
my north star ♪
2072
01:39:04,780 --> 01:39:07,242
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
2073
01:39:07,342 --> 01:39:11,687
♪ Mm ♪
2074
01:39:11,787 --> 01:39:16,031
♪ ♪