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            [whirring]          

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         [evil laughter]        

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         [metal clangs]         

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    [electronic dance music]    
               ♪                

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 And I believe I heard someone  
      say... free pizza?        

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              Yes.              

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 I have accumulated the precise 
       amount of coupons        

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for one free Cosmic Crust pizza.

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             What?              

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     You never said it was      
      Cosmic Crust pizza.       

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        Proximity alert.        

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            [yelps]             

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            [growls]            

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 A free Cosmic Crust pizza is   
 nothing to get excited about.  

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    The box has more flavor     
        than the pizza.         

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    Flavor is not my primary    
      objective, Ratchet.       

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I find enormous satisfaction in 
                               s

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    to achieve output goals.    

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    Yeah, but Cosmic Crust?     

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   I mean, it's only popular    
                            'ca.

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          [laser fire]          

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        [loud explosion]        

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    Okay, I think I'm done.     

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       May we now resume        
      our primary mission?      

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   Secondary mission, Clank.    

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Cardboard Crust does not qualify
     as a primary mission.      

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  If it were up to me, we'd be  
  going for a nice slice of...  

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           [yelling]            
          Tentacle!!!           

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        [both screaming]        

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          Whoaaaa!!!!           

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             [thud]             

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             [thud]             

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             [thud]             

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             [thud]             

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  Computing a base of options.  

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 The only evasive option I need 
        is Mr. Throttle!        

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           [whirring]           

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  Perhaps an alternate course   
          of action.            

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       I'm not done yet.        

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          [screeching]          

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   So, do we need to discuss    
      the giant tentacle        

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   that just tried to yank us   
         into oblivion?         

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            Curious.            

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  It emerged from a short-term  
   inter-dimensional portal.    

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       Portal technology?       

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            [gasps]             

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    Imagine what we could do    
           with that.           

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 Ratchet, I hope you're not...  

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  Tracing the energy signature  
       of that hyper tech       

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  so I can nab it for myself?   

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       Great idea, Clank.       

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         No, it is not.         

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 I have spent many solar cycles 
   aggregating pizza coupons.   

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    It is very important...     

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           Found it!            

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              Huh?              

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            Oh dear.            

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         No, Ratchet.           
         You promised.          

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        Come on, Clank.         
        This'll be fun.         

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         For you, yes.          

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  Your activities always take   
     precedence over mine.      

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        Okay, not true.         

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      I mean, yeah look,        
  what about that time, um...   

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         Well, okay...          
        And you know...         

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     I mean, this is going      
         to be quick.           

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       We'll just fly in,       
 take a quick look, see what... 

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            [gasps]             

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      The well fortified,       
      nigh impervious base      

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   of galactic super villain    
      Doctor Nefarious...       

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             Oh dear.           

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      [forceful stomping]       

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   First, he brought you the    
 world-shattering Deplanetizer, 

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     then the soul-crushing     
         Biobliterator.         

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      Now, here to reveal       
                         his mol

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       and just downright       
        nasty invention,        

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  give a big warbot welcome to  
  your favorite evil overlord,  

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    DOCTOR NEFARIOUSSSS!!!!     

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          [dance music]         
                ♪               

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          [party horn]          

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      [apathetic cheering]      

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              Huh?              

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            [groans]            

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            [gasps]             

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    [enthusiastic applause]     

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       [cheering loudly]        

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           Thank you.           

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  Thank you all for coming to   
 my latest evil product launch! 

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     Wait, we had a choice?     

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        [puzzled grunt]         

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    Mindless minions behold,    

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 my most fearsome and dangerous 
          weapon yet!           

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        The Portalizer.         

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        Patent pending,         
      all rights reserved.      

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            [gasps]             

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       With this device,        
       I can rip portals        

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   in the very fabric of time   
           and space.           

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  Even into other dimensions.   

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            Oh, no.             

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            Oh yes!             

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   Come on, let's get closer.   

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          No, Ratchet.          

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           Such as...           

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       the dimension of         
      man-eating kittens.       

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             [mews]             

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   The land where robots grow   
           body hair.           

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              Ooh!              

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       [laughs excitedly]       

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        I'm guessing...         
     the Calamari Quadrant?     

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 And finally, a domain brimming 
  with creatures so ruthless,   

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so bloodsucking, so terrifying, 
 they'll make your head spin.   

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  My most recent discovery...   

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         [dings softly]         

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            [groans]            

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           [laughing]           

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        [metal clanging]        

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             ZED!!!             

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    I told you to make sure     
   this thing was charged up.   

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 Did you calibrate it properly, 
              sir?              

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     Calibrate it properly?     
      I'll calibrate you!       

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       But did you set it       
      to inter-dimensional      

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       instead of local?        

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        [annoyed groan]         

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      Of course I set it        
     to inter-dimensional.      

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            [yelps]             
              Ah.               

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        As I was saying.        

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        The Pizzaverse!         

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      The pizza what now?       

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      Now say hello to...       

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            [grunts]            

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      A 367 topping pizza.      

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      Now that's a pizza.       

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         Ratchet, wait.         

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          Disgusting.           

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           No matter.           

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     With this Portalizer,      
         I can access           

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          every corner          
       of the multiverse.       

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  Each dimension a smorgasbord  
           of minions           

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 to add to my nefarious ranks.  

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      [enthusiastically]        
             Hmm!               

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       To help me conquer       
    and rule all dimensions!    

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       And it comes with        
      this handy lanyard.       

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            Lanyard.            

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              Hey!              

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       Ratchet and Clank?       
          Seize them!           

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      Ratchet, what the...      

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              Oh.               

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   Less talky, more escapey.    

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           [growling]           

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      There is no escapey!      

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   Wait, is that even a word?   

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           It is now.           

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           [whirring]           

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     See ya later, suckers.     

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          [heavy thud]          

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            [laughs]            

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             Uh...              

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        And we're back.         

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   Somebody annihilate them!    

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           [whirring]           

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          [laser fire]          

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           [grunting]           

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        [metal crashing]        

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    Enough slap and tickle.     
           Find them!           

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      There they are, sir.      

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              Eh?               

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         My Portalizer!         

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           Noooo!!!!!           

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            [TV audio]          
        Lance: Oh Janice!       

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        Janice: Oh Lance!       

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     I don't care if you are    
        my best friend's        

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      evil twin brother...      

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           Oooooo!!!!           

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           [laughing]           

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              Yes!              

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 That was the best escape ever. 

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           [laughing]           

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Uh-oh. A check sum of my coupon 
  storage indicates an error.   

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  I now have only nine units,   
            not 10.             

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            Really?             

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            Oh wow.             

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     I mean, you must have      
       lost one of them         

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   during our awesome escape.   

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     Well, that's too bad.      

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   It is far worse than bad.    

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    With only nine coupons,     

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    free pizza acquisition      
    is no longer an option.     

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   Oh, this never would have    
 occurred if we did not detour  

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       from our mission.        

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         Nah, come on.          

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    That was so cool though.    

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   And now we get a great pie   
       in the Pizzaverse.       

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      My distress is not        
   about the pizza, Ratchet.    

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   It is about my failure to    
   complete a numerical task.   

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       You want numbers?        

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      How about 367 layers      
       of deliciousness?        

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      Stop this, Ratchet.       

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This device is too unpredictable
                               .

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   Pizzaverse, here we come.    

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           [zapping]            

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            [gasps]             

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    It's... so... beautiful.    

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            [thuds]             

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          Hey, pizza?           

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         No, come back!         

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Wait, Clank, what are you doing?

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  Initiating control override.  

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             What?              

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              Cut!              

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              It!               

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              Out!              

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         Portaling into         
      an unknown dimension      

214
00:07:52,371 --> 00:07:54,173
could imperil the entire galaxy.

215
00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:55,174
           [grunting]           

216
00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:57,477
  All that to procure a pizza?  

217
00:07:57,510 --> 00:08:00,012
    Yeah, with 367 toppings.    

218
00:08:00,046 --> 00:08:02,281
       Now give me back         
    the control of my ship!     

219
00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:03,216
            Ratchet.            

220
00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:04,951
    You have ignored all of     
      my requests today,        

221
00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:07,253
   so now I am the operating    
            system.             

222
00:08:07,286 --> 00:08:09,088
     I will return control      

223
00:08:09,121 --> 00:08:12,024
  once we safely deliver this   
 Portalizer to the authorities. 

224
00:08:12,058 --> 00:08:14,694
    This is about you losing    
     that coupon, isn't it?     

225
00:08:14,727 --> 00:08:15,595
              No.               

226
00:08:15,628 --> 00:08:17,830
   It is about me protecting    
          our galaxy.           

227
00:08:17,864 --> 00:08:18,531
            [laughs]            

228
00:08:18,564 --> 00:08:20,299
Yeah now, you know what I mean. 

229
00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:24,203
      You and your number       
    and functions and rules.    

230
00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:25,538
          Blech! Yuck!          

231
00:08:25,571 --> 00:08:26,806
      I mean, it's amazing      
      we get anything done      

232
00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:30,710
 when someone keeps getting his 
                               .

233
00:08:30,743 --> 00:08:31,944
         Invalid data.          

234
00:08:31,978 --> 00:08:34,180
   I do not wear undergarments. 

235
00:08:34,413 --> 00:08:36,682
       Metal or otherwise.      

236
00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:43,956
   Once this device is safe in  
   the Galactic Weapons Museum, 

237
00:08:43,990 --> 00:08:46,692
  we shall return to our quest  
           for pizza.           

238
00:08:46,726 --> 00:08:48,661
 Cosmic Crust barely qualifies  
           as pizza,            

239
00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:51,898
 and every time you eat it, you 
                               .

240
00:08:51,931 --> 00:08:52,798
           Ahhhhhh!!!           

241
00:08:52,832 --> 00:08:53,566
              Ugh!              

242
00:08:53,599 --> 00:08:54,433
           That guy.            

243
00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:57,336
   You're fired and take this   
           with you!            

244
00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,639
       You can't fire me.       

245
00:08:59,672 --> 00:09:01,974
      I am Captain Qwark.       

246
00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:04,310
  The galaxy's greatest hero.   

247
00:09:04,343 --> 00:09:08,481
     You need me more than      
          I need you.           

248
00:09:08,514 --> 00:09:09,849
            [mooing]            

249
00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:10,816
              Huh?              

250
00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:12,018
            [mooing]            

251
00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:13,252
              Wha?              

252
00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:14,720
            [mooing]            

253
00:09:15,955 --> 00:09:17,823
           [sobbing]            
          Oh, come on.          

254
00:09:17,857 --> 00:09:19,492
  Just give me another chance.  

255
00:09:19,525 --> 00:09:21,594
  I can be a sassy pizza cow.   

256
00:09:21,627 --> 00:09:24,063
             Moooo!             

257
00:09:24,096 --> 00:09:24,864
             Ulch!              

258
00:09:24,897 --> 00:09:26,399
        Whenever we run         
       into this doofus,        

259
00:09:26,432 --> 00:09:28,834
    he messes everything up.    

260
00:09:28,868 --> 00:09:30,937
    He annoys you, does he?     

261
00:09:30,970 --> 00:09:31,771
              Hmm.              

262
00:09:31,804 --> 00:09:33,706
       Oh, Captain Qwark,       

263
00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:37,109
 could you please accompany us  
     to the Weapons Museum?     

264
00:09:37,143 --> 00:09:39,045
   Clank, what are you doing?   

265
00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,947
  It is like you said earlier.  

266
00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:43,449
        [plays recording]       
         Come on, Clank.        
        This will be fun.       

267
00:09:43,482 --> 00:09:45,051
       A weapons museum?        

268
00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:47,286
     Sounds like you're on      
     an important mission       

269
00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,622
    to safeguard the galaxy.    

270
00:09:49,655 --> 00:09:53,225
    And keeping us all safe     
      is what I do best.        

271
00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:54,260
            [gasps]             

272
00:09:54,293 --> 00:09:55,261
         [engine roars]         

273
00:09:55,294 --> 00:09:56,095
              Huh?              

274
00:09:56,128 --> 00:09:57,863
        [loud explosion]        

275
00:09:58,030 --> 00:09:59,065
            [gasps]             

276
00:09:59,565 --> 00:10:03,603
       Come on, citizens.       
      Nothing to see here.      

277
00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:04,737
            [growls]            

278
00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:08,774
  Ugh, such a bad idea, Clank.  

279
00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:09,642
           [giggling]           

280
00:10:09,675 --> 00:10:12,311
 Where'd that idiot run off to, 
            anyway?             

281
00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:13,212
          Sorry guys.           

282
00:10:13,245 --> 00:10:14,814
  Almost forgot my associate.   

283
00:10:14,847 --> 00:10:17,116
   Never leave a man behind.    

284
00:10:17,149 --> 00:10:21,921
So, what's so special about your
                               ?

285
00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:22,588
        It is a multi...        

286
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:23,222
            Nothing!            

287
00:10:23,255 --> 00:10:25,591
   It's um, a Tedium Sorter.    

288
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,060
    It tediously catalogues     
   your most boring memories    

289
00:10:28,094 --> 00:10:31,163
into different shades of beige. 

290
00:10:31,197 --> 00:10:33,499
            Yee-awn.            

291
00:10:33,532 --> 00:10:34,300
             Whew.              

292
00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:35,334
        Actually, it is         

293
00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:36,936
      a multi-dimensional       
          access tool           

294
00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:38,270
 with the power to wreak havoc  

295
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,606
   on the very fabric of time   
           and space.           

296
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,407
          [bell dings]          

297
00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:43,409
     Mm? Ooooh, that sounds     
           like fun.            

298
00:10:43,442 --> 00:10:44,944
  But it's got to be protected  

299
00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:47,580
     so it won't fall into      
       the wrong hands.         

300
00:10:47,613 --> 00:10:49,348
         Right, Clank?          

301
00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:50,316
            Indeed.             

302
00:10:50,349 --> 00:10:52,018
        Device security         
        has been my goal        

303
00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:53,619
   ever since you carelessly    
          deployed it           

304
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:57,757
 to acquire a 367 topping pizza 
      from the Pizzaverse.      

305
00:10:57,790 --> 00:11:00,993
   A pizza with 367 toppings?   

306
00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:03,696
       That's way better        
       than Cosmic Crust.       

307
00:11:03,729 --> 00:11:06,032
     I wonder if they need      
      a new spokesmodel.        

308
00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:08,567
 I, I mean uh, right this way.  

309
00:11:09,702 --> 00:11:12,038
 Welcome to the weapons vault!  

310
00:11:12,071 --> 00:11:14,840
      The most secure part      
         of the museum,         

311
00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:17,843
   thanks to dedicated guards   
        like Bruce here.        

312
00:11:17,877 --> 00:11:18,778
       [disgusted groan]        
             Ulch!              

313
00:11:18,811 --> 00:11:21,180
   All your favorite weapons    
        are right here.         

314
00:11:21,213 --> 00:11:22,448
             Oh my.             

315
00:11:22,481 --> 00:11:23,849
         The Buzzblade.         

316
00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:25,685
         The Warmonger.         

317
00:11:25,718 --> 00:11:27,453
       The Biobliterator.       

318
00:11:27,486 --> 00:11:28,788
         Hey, watch it!         

319
00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:30,456
         [loud zapping]         

320
00:11:32,591 --> 00:11:34,660
     Whoops! My bad, Bruce.     

321
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:35,594
            [laughs]            

322
00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:37,630
           [zapping]            

323
00:11:37,663 --> 00:11:38,764
        [groans weakly]         

324
00:11:38,798 --> 00:11:41,867
    Of course that pales in     
 comparison to this baaaad boy. 

325
00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:43,335
           [zapping]            

326
00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:45,705
            [bleats]            

327
00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:47,640
    Come on, don't say that.    

328
00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:49,508
          Words hurt.           

329
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:50,476
              Hmm.              

330
00:11:50,509 --> 00:11:53,145
    Perhaps we should secure    
      the Portalizer now.       

331
00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:55,347
       Once we initiate         
     the upload procedure,      

332
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,750
     it will be catalogued      
     and securely stored.       

333
00:11:57,783 --> 00:12:00,252
      Good. We don't need       
     any more distractions.     

334
00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:01,353
         Distractions?          

335
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:04,156
There are plenty of distraction 
    weapons in this vault.      

336
00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:09,562
  For long term distractions,   
 nothing beats the Groovitron.  

337
00:12:09,595 --> 00:12:11,497
        If you're caught        
      in its blast radius,      

338
00:12:11,530 --> 00:12:13,899
 you'll boogie the night away.  

339
00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,534
   Need a quick distraction?    

340
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:16,602
        Try the Taunter.        

341
00:12:16,635 --> 00:12:18,104
      [loud horn blaring]       

342
00:12:18,137 --> 00:12:21,006
     But my favorite is...      
       the Chimp-o-matic.       

343
00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:22,007
          [laser fire]          

344
00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:22,842
          [screeching]          

345
00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:24,510
       [cymbals crashing]       

346
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,178
    No hard feelings, boys.     

347
00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:28,280
    You'll be back to normal    
       before you can say       

348
00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:30,549
 "lucrative endorsement deal."  

349
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:31,984
           [groaning]           

350
00:12:33,285 --> 00:12:34,186
            [laughs]            

351
00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:36,956
       Faked 'em out with       
     the old Chimp-o-matic.     

352
00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:39,692
 Now let's see what this thing  
            can do.             

353
00:12:39,725 --> 00:12:40,860
           [zapping]            

354
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,563
       It's so beautiful.       

355
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,632
     Greetings, Pizzaverse.     

356
00:12:46,665 --> 00:12:48,968
       Say hello to your        
        new spokesmo...         

357
00:12:49,001 --> 00:12:49,969
            [grunts]            

358
00:12:50,002 --> 00:12:51,036
            [gasps]             

359
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,473
   [playful trilling sounds]    

360
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,475
       Well hello there,        
     little pizza toppings.     

361
00:12:56,509 --> 00:13:00,813
     You all look so happy      
           and yummy.           

362
00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:01,881
              Huh?              

363
00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:04,316
          [screaming]           

364
00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:07,119
         Same with you.         

365
00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:08,420
            And you.            

366
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:10,790
            And you.            

367
00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:14,727
 Blech! No one likes pineapple  
           on pizza.            

368
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:19,465
   I am King Topping, supreme   
   leader of the Pizzaverse.    

369
00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:20,933
            Really?             

370
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:22,935
    Then you're just the one    
       I need to speak to       

371
00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:25,971
        about a unique          
     branding opportunity.      

372
00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:27,640
       Attack, toppings!        

373
00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:29,508
          Destroy him!          

374
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:30,976
         [battle cries]         

375
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:34,013
  And do it Pizzaverse style.   

376
00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:37,850
       With free delivery       
          to his doom!          

377
00:13:37,883 --> 00:13:41,153
       [toppings yelling]       

378
00:13:41,187 --> 00:13:42,121
           Stop that!           

379
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:43,756
      [toppings growling]       

380
00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:46,625
 Can this really be happening?  

381
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:51,630
  After years of eating pizza,  
    will pizza now eat me?!     

382
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,834
    I can't believe he used     
    the Chimp-o-matic on us.    

383
00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:57,136
   I mean, who knows how much   
      trouble he'll cause?      

384
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:57,803
          Ahhhhhh!!!!!          

385
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:58,671
             [thud]             

386
00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:00,306
             Qwark!             

387
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:01,607
        What did you do?        

388
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:04,243
      Oh, nothing you two       
         can't handle.          

389
00:14:06,545 --> 00:14:07,713
          [screaming]           

390
00:14:07,746 --> 00:14:09,682
     Resistance is futile!      

391
00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:12,885
   Prepare to be annihilated.   

392
00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:14,820
          A pineapple?          

393
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,488
       Apparently a very        
       angry pineapple.         

394
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,157
           [yelling]            

395
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:19,825
          Destroy him!          

396
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:20,826
      [toppings shrieking]      

397
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,495
   I mean, who puts pineapple   
       on a pizza anyway?       

398
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:24,430
    Statistically speaking,     

399
00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:26,365
    the combination of sweet    
       and savory flavors       

400
00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:28,467
      are enjoyed by many.      

401
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:32,204
    Statistically speaking,     
     I am not one of them.      

402
00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:33,873
        And by the way,         
    this is all your fault.     

403
00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:36,308
       On the contrary,         
      it is you, Ratchet,       

404
00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:38,878
    who obtained and misused    
         a Portalizer.          

405
00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:40,546
            [grunts]            

406
00:14:40,579 --> 00:14:41,747
           Whatever!            

407
00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:45,084
 Let's pound these pizza punks  
   before it gets any worse.    

408
00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:46,886
      [toppings growling]       

409
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:51,257
    Furball and Scrappybot!     

410
00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:58,497
   Return my Portalizer now,    
      or suffer my wrath.       

411
00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:00,666
       Or we can just cut       
         to the wrath.          

412
00:15:00,699 --> 00:15:02,801
       [lasers blasting]        

413
00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:06,205
       It just got worse!       

414
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:07,439
          [explosions]          

415
00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:08,707
          [screaming]           

416
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:09,775
            [grunts]            

417
00:15:09,808 --> 00:15:12,144
    We sure could use that      
  Portalizer right about now!   

418
00:15:12,511 --> 00:15:14,213
        [heavy clanking]        

419
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:15,347
           Negative.            

420
00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:17,283
   The Portalizer has proven    
   to significantly decrease    

421
00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:18,918
    our chances of survival.    

422
00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:20,519
           [grunting]           

423
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,255
 If we just kept the Portalizer 
         to ourselves,          

424
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:26,258
     none of this would've      
        ever happened.          

425
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:27,192
      [toppings snarling]       

426
00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:30,796
    But you, Clank, you had     
       to bring us here.        

427
00:15:30,829 --> 00:15:32,965
  And you, Ratchet, you suck.   

428
00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:34,767
           Huh? What?           

429
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,835
       [vacuum whirring]        

430
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:40,606
        The suck cannon.        

431
00:15:40,639 --> 00:15:42,074
 Thank you for your assistance. 

432
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:43,175
            [bleats]            

433
00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:47,212
 I shall retrieve more gadgets  
    from the Weapons Museum     

434
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:48,881
        while you suck.         

435
00:15:48,914 --> 00:15:51,250
    No! I mean, that's what     
     I thought you meant.       

436
00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:54,553
        Sucks to be you.        

437
00:15:54,586 --> 00:15:55,587
            [laughs]            

438
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,426
           [crashing]           

439
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:03,729
        [heavy clanking]        

440
00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:05,698
          Let me pass,          

441
00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:10,069
 or I shall deliver a disabling 
    force upon your chassis.    

442
00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:11,670
           [laughing]           

443
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:12,838
           Very well.           

444
00:16:12,871 --> 00:16:15,307
    Holo-Knuckles activate.     

445
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:20,145
           [grunting]           

446
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:22,481
           [grunting]           

447
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:27,653
           [clanking]           

448
00:16:27,686 --> 00:16:28,654
            [laughs]            

449
00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:30,456
            [yelps]             

450
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:35,327
           [screams]            

451
00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:36,161
           [clanking]           

452
00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:37,062
              Ugh!              

453
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:38,831
           [chuckles]           

454
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:42,601
            [groans]            

455
00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:44,737
              Hmm.              

456
00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:48,207
   Nothing to fear, citizens.   

457
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:51,777
  Captain Qwark has got things  
         under control.         

458
00:16:51,810 --> 00:16:54,013
 Qwark, where's the Portalizer? 

459
00:16:54,046 --> 00:16:56,115
I've got my top man on the job. 

460
00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:58,484
       He guards all of         
      my important stuff.       

461
00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:01,687
              Hey!              

462
00:17:02,254 --> 00:17:03,255
            [grunts]            

463
00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:05,858
              Huh?              

464
00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:08,227
      No! Don't leave me!       

465
00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:10,329
   Never leave a man behind!    

466
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,363
             [sobs]             

467
00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:13,899
            [grunts]            

468
00:17:13,932 --> 00:17:15,034
       [engine whirring]        

469
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:15,601
        Come on, Clank.         

470
00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:17,403
    We gotta speed this up.     

471
00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:18,837
          [chattering]          

472
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:19,805
           [laughing]           

473
00:17:19,838 --> 00:17:21,573
  Ratchet, raise your cranium.  

474
00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:22,374
             What?              

475
00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:23,442
           Heads up.            

476
00:17:24,743 --> 00:17:25,844
        The Groovitron?         

477
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:26,912
I've determined that this weapon

478
00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:29,214
   will provide the greatest    
    probability of success.     

479
00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:30,349
            [grunts]            

480
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:31,884
Well, it's better than nothing. 

481
00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:35,187
       Get ready to shake       
       your groove thang.       

482
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:40,259
          [disco music]         
                ♪               

483
00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:43,228
           [laughing]           

484
00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:52,704
               ♪                

485
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:53,739
            Woo-hoo!            

486
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:58,010
  Way to bring on the boogie,   
        Clank, thanks.          

487
00:17:58,043 --> 00:18:01,880
 No, it is I who should upload  
                              e.

488
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,116
 Yeah, well, good things happen 
     when we work together.     

489
00:18:04,149 --> 00:18:05,050
            Agreed.             

490
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,752
   And I accept your apology.   

491
00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:08,287
    Oh no, see, that wasn't     
          an apology.           

492
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:09,922
          Yes. It was.          

493
00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:10,456
            No, I...            

494
00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:11,990
          [laser fire]          

495
00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:15,761
       They have upgrade        
        their defenses.         

496
00:18:15,794 --> 00:18:18,230
        But we can enter        
       the facility here.       

497
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:19,331
             Okay.              

498
00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:20,966
  But how do we even get close  
     enough to reach that?      

499
00:18:20,999 --> 00:18:21,600
           I mean...            

500
00:18:21,633 --> 00:18:22,668
             Clank?             

501
00:18:22,968 --> 00:18:24,036
          [laser fire]          

502
00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:25,771
   Clank, what are you doing?   

503
00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:28,640
It is called pulling a Ratchet. 

504
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:30,909
      Entry port located.       

505
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:31,944
       Nice move, buddy.        

506
00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:32,911
      You're almost there.      

507
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,847
  Just a little to your right.  

508
00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:37,783
         [metal clangs]         

509
00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:39,318
         Ooh, too much.         

510
00:18:39,351 --> 00:18:40,586
            [groans]            

511
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,888
 Oh... so much for improvising. 

512
00:18:42,921 --> 00:18:43,755
            [groans]            

513
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,124
     You crazy little bot.      

514
00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:47,793
      Just get inside and       
    I'll create a diversion.    

515
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:52,631
    Well, this isn't exactly    
      what I had in mind.       

516
00:18:54,766 --> 00:18:55,434
            [yelps]             

517
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:56,135
              Oh.               

518
00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:59,238
Look what the robots dragged in.

519
00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:00,772
             A cat.             

520
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,174
       Here, kitty kitty.       

521
00:19:02,207 --> 00:19:05,777
  Actually they carried me in,  
       and I'm a Lombax.        

522
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,846
      Don't interrupt me        
    while I'm taunting you!     

523
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,014
   Totally different species.   

524
00:19:09,047 --> 00:19:09,648
              Shh.              

525
00:19:09,681 --> 00:19:10,315
          Just saying.          

526
00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:11,483
            Silence!            

527
00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:16,588
  You are what I say you are,   
   and I say you are doomed.    

528
00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:18,357
           [cackling]           

529
00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:19,324
          [whispers]            
      Clank, you made it.       

530
00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:20,025
              Huh?              

531
00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:21,693
Did you say something, furball? 

532
00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:22,694
          Oh uh, yeah.          

533
00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:24,096
 I said, "it'd be great to see  

534
00:19:24,129 --> 00:19:26,031
      "some more of your        
     evil product launch."      

535
00:19:26,064 --> 00:19:30,169
    Well, I really do love      
   my evil product launches.    

536
00:19:30,202 --> 00:19:31,370
              Zed!              

537
00:19:31,403 --> 00:19:32,538
            [yelps]             

538
00:19:32,571 --> 00:19:34,006
    [electronic dance music]    
               ♪                

539
00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:34,840
             Ulgh!              

540
00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:38,877
      Behold, a revolution      
         in evil tech.          

541
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,646
      I present to you...       

542
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:41,647
       [record scratches]       

543
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,015
        Cardboard Qwark?        

544
00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:44,983
     Return my Portalizer,      

545
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:48,687
 you pathetic promotional item  
           gone awry.           

546
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,623
      Oh. My pizza coupon.      

547
00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:52,658
              Ooh!              

548
00:19:53,225 --> 00:19:54,960
          Scruffybot.           

549
00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:56,228
        Ow, woah, woah.         

550
00:19:56,261 --> 00:19:59,198
 I should've known you wouldn't 
                               .

551
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:01,233
        For interrupting        
       my product launch,       

552
00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:06,672
you will be the first to suffer 
 a very painful annihilation.   

553
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,373
        Any last words?         

554
00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:11,677
  Hmm, no words, only a series  
    of letters and numbers.     

555
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:12,211
              Hmm.              

556
00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:15,013
            SV-604.             

557
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,348
            [gasps]             

558
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,016
           [fanfare]            

559
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,318
         Backup gloves.         

560
00:20:19,651 --> 00:20:21,220
        [laser charging]        

561
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,523
       Now you've ruined        
       my product launch!       

562
00:20:25,457 --> 00:20:28,927
           [yelping]            

563
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:32,331
       And you're ruining       
        my space statio-        

564
00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:36,201
            [TV audio]          
                      Lance: Jat
   friend's evil twin brother.  

565
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:40,372
     I'm his... evil clone!     

566
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:42,441
  Janice: I don't care if you're
         an evil clone.         

567
00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:44,776
       Just hold me tight       
      and never let me go.      

568
00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:46,278
           [laughing]           

569
00:20:46,311 --> 00:20:47,412
         Wait, Ratchet.         

570
00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:48,747
      We have to go back.       

571
00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:49,281
              Why?              

572
00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:51,116
      So you can get this?      

573
00:20:51,149 --> 00:20:52,017
            [gasps]             

574
00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:53,685
        My pizza coupon.        

575
00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:54,753
   Grabbed it on the way out.   

576
00:20:54,786 --> 00:20:56,955
  You didn't think I'd forget   
     about you fulfilling       

577
00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:59,758
 system requirements to achieve 
     output goals, did you?     

578
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:07,599
               ♪                

579
00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:08,567
            [chomps]            

580
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,302
         How dare you?          

581
00:21:10,335 --> 00:21:11,570
            [laughs]            

582
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,639
 You'll have to forgive Bruce,  
        your highness.          

583
00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:15,907
 It's his first day as a sheep. 

584
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,542
          We'll talk.           

585
00:21:17,576 --> 00:21:19,978
      My people will call       
         your people.           

586
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,614
   It's safe to come out now,   
           citizens.            

587
00:21:22,648 --> 00:21:26,118
  Captain Qwark has saved you   
        all once again.         

588
00:21:26,151 --> 00:21:27,452
            [bleats]            

589
00:21:27,486 --> 00:21:28,620
           [cheering]           

590
00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:32,758
  Yeah, thanks for saving us    
  from a problem you created.   

591
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:35,627
    You're welcome, citizen.    

592
00:21:35,661 --> 00:21:36,762
     Yeah, what a bonehead.     

593
00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:38,797
You know, I still can't believe 
    you brought Qwark along     

594
00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:40,799
     just to mess with me.      

595
00:21:40,832 --> 00:21:41,667
              Yes.              

596
00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:44,469
  Operation payback complete.   

597
00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:47,906
  Now the Portalizer is secure  
                              as

598
00:21:47,939 --> 00:21:49,908
     and superheroes alike.     

599
00:21:49,941 --> 00:21:52,811
  Goodbye, 367 topping pizza.   

600
00:21:52,844 --> 00:21:53,745
             [sobs]             

601
00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:55,013
           [chuckles]           

602
00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:57,582
    And from hungry Lombaxs.    

603
00:21:57,683 --> 00:21:58,650
         [engine roars]         

604
00:21:58,684 --> 00:22:01,286
   Yeah, well, I guess a free   
       Cosmic Crust pizza       

605
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,522
is better than no pizza at all. 

606
00:22:03,555 --> 00:22:08,293
 Make that free and numerically 
 satisfying Cosmic Crust pizza. 

607
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,761
            [laughs]            

608
00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:10,595
     Clank: Proximity alert.    

609
00:22:10,629 --> 00:22:11,296
           [crashing]           

610
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,464
Clank: You did that on purpose. 

611
00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:14,333
Ratchet: Sorry. Couldn't resist.

612
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:17,269
            [TV audio]          
        Lance: Oh, Janice.      

613
00:22:17,302 --> 00:22:19,304
   Janice: Oh, Lance. Kiss me.  

614
00:22:21,873 --> 00:22:23,308
           [growling]           

615
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:29,715
       [TV Audio continues]     
          -Oh, Janice!          
              -Nooo!            

616
00:22:29,748 --> 00:22:31,316
           Oh, Lance.           

617
00:22:31,350 --> 00:23:06,885
                ♪