1 00:00:00,457 --> 00:00:03,290 (people chatting) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:15,259 --> 00:00:17,842 (upbeat music) 5 00:00:30,096 --> 00:00:31,662 ♪ Post it up on Melrose ♪ 6 00:00:31,663 --> 00:00:33,450 ♪ They might think that hell froze ♪ 7 00:00:33,451 --> 00:00:34,832 ♪ White girls stop me ♪ 8 00:00:34,833 --> 00:00:37,214 ♪ Say they like my ashy elbows ♪ 9 00:00:37,215 --> 00:00:38,998 ♪ Huh I say hello ♪ 10 00:00:38,999 --> 00:00:41,284 ♪ What their mouths do ♪ 11 00:00:41,285 --> 00:00:44,971 ♪ Gimme facetime no cellphone ♪ 12 00:00:44,972 --> 00:00:46,507 ♪ I was on that EPT ♪ 13 00:00:46,508 --> 00:00:48,583 ♪ They wanna see me eat ♪ 14 00:00:48,584 --> 00:00:49,705 ♪ But I ain't stressed ♪ 15 00:00:49,706 --> 00:00:52,349 ♪ Nah bay pass that CBD ♪ 16 00:00:52,350 --> 00:00:54,047 ♪ City of Angels ♪ 17 00:00:54,048 --> 00:00:56,057 ♪ But I ain't no PCP ♪ 18 00:00:56,058 --> 00:00:57,772 ♪ Well I had cable ♪ 19 00:00:57,773 --> 00:00:59,633 ♪ Came over for BBC ♪ 20 00:00:59,634 --> 00:01:02,208 ♪ Yeah yeah ♪ 21 00:01:02,209 --> 00:01:03,196 ♪ I clean up nice ♪ 22 00:01:03,197 --> 00:01:04,108 ♪ Yeah yeah ♪ 23 00:01:04,109 --> 00:01:07,645 ♪ Counted on I earn these straight ♪ 24 00:01:07,646 --> 00:01:08,478 ♪ That bitch wake up ♪ 25 00:01:08,479 --> 00:01:10,822 ♪ Asked me what I wanna do for breakfast ♪ 26 00:01:10,823 --> 00:01:12,766 ♪ How about the apple bottom ♪ 27 00:01:12,767 --> 00:01:15,850 ♪ In them lulu lemon ♪ 28 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:21,116 (cell phone ringing) 29 00:01:21,117 --> 00:01:23,519 New city, who this? 30 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:25,009 [Frank] Hello, this is Frank, 31 00:01:25,010 --> 00:01:26,889 the Manager of 505 South Avenue. 32 00:01:26,890 --> 00:01:28,689 Are you still interested in the studio apartment? 33 00:01:28,690 --> 00:01:32,563 Sorry about that, but yes, yes, we are. 34 00:01:34,630 --> 00:01:35,462 [Frank] We? 35 00:01:35,463 --> 00:01:36,929 Yeah, it's gonna be my boyfriend Reggie 36 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:38,223 and I sharing the place. 37 00:01:39,330 --> 00:01:42,949 - [Frank] Right, unfortunately our studio apartments, 38 00:01:42,950 --> 00:01:45,709 they really aren't big enough for two people so sorry. 39 00:01:45,710 --> 00:01:47,789 - Well, I was looking at the floor plan online 40 00:01:47,790 --> 00:01:50,099 and it's actually a lot bigger than our last space. 41 00:01:50,100 --> 00:01:52,499 And I know a lot of couples can't co-exist together 42 00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:53,629 in such a small space, 43 00:01:53,630 --> 00:01:57,229 but I really feel like studio apartments bring us together. 44 00:01:57,230 --> 00:01:58,789 [Frank] Literally? 45 00:01:58,790 --> 00:01:59,623 Yeah, exactly. 46 00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:04,069 - [Frank] Well, would you be able to come by 47 00:02:04,070 --> 00:02:05,429 and take a look at the place today? 48 00:02:05,430 --> 00:02:07,409 Yeah, we can be there in an hour or so 49 00:02:07,410 --> 00:02:09,093 if that works for you? 50 00:02:09,094 --> 00:02:11,579 [Frank] Yeah, let's do three o'clock. 51 00:02:11,580 --> 00:02:14,049 And just so we don't waste each other's time, 52 00:02:14,050 --> 00:02:17,973 I like to tell people that it quiet place- 53 00:02:19,374 --> 00:02:21,074 It's all good bro, I read books. 54 00:02:22,710 --> 00:02:25,842 [Frank] Okay yeah, see you at three. 55 00:02:25,843 --> 00:02:27,865 Gimme a call when you're outside. 56 00:02:27,866 --> 00:02:30,879 - You didn't exactly get off to the best part either. 57 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:32,449 We're never getting place. 58 00:02:32,450 --> 00:02:34,199 The location is so perfect. 59 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:35,579 I'll win him over. 60 00:02:35,580 --> 00:02:37,809 Remember you didn't like me at first either. 61 00:02:37,810 --> 00:02:39,009 I'm kind of an acquired taste, 62 00:02:39,010 --> 00:02:40,369 but on a long enough timeline, 63 00:02:40,370 --> 00:02:42,243 you know my charm is irresistible. 64 00:02:44,107 --> 00:02:45,249 What are you doing? 65 00:02:45,250 --> 00:02:46,700 Getting used to my new bed. 66 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:52,133 (mid tempo music) 67 00:03:01,831 --> 00:03:04,998 (car doors slam shut) 68 00:03:09,066 --> 00:03:11,983 Are you sure we can afford this? 69 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:15,329 Hey Frank, yeah we just pulled up. 70 00:03:15,330 --> 00:03:16,380 We're right up front. 71 00:03:20,789 --> 00:03:21,621 How are you doing? 72 00:03:21,622 --> 00:03:25,205 - I'm Frank, come on in. - Nice to meet you. 73 00:03:28,628 --> 00:03:32,209 - Well, obviously this is the lobby area, some mailboxes. 74 00:03:32,210 --> 00:03:33,673 So we get packages, 75 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:37,563 but you already know that because you read books. 76 00:03:39,940 --> 00:03:41,593 It's right down the hall here. 77 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:48,399 Ooh, are these my new neighbors? 78 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:49,459 - Amy, how many times I told you not to stand 79 00:03:49,460 --> 00:03:50,539 in the hallway? 80 00:03:50,540 --> 00:03:52,929 You're gonna disturb the neighbors. 81 00:03:52,930 --> 00:03:55,909 - Frank, you know my cats need their exercise. 82 00:03:55,910 --> 00:03:57,039 You don't want them just roaming 83 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:59,090 around the building unsupervised do you? 84 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:01,659 I didn't think so. 85 00:04:01,660 --> 00:04:05,199 Reggie, Maya, this is Amy. 86 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:07,779 She's the reason why we have a no pet policy. 87 00:04:07,780 --> 00:04:09,823 Hey now, play nice. 88 00:04:10,930 --> 00:04:13,299 I only give him a hard time because he needs it. 89 00:04:13,300 --> 00:04:14,909 You don't have to worry about me. 90 00:04:14,910 --> 00:04:16,901 I'm quiet as a mouse. 91 00:04:16,902 --> 00:04:20,538 Oh, and that's why Zoe wants to eat me. 92 00:04:20,539 --> 00:04:22,224 Ain't that right Zoe? 93 00:04:22,225 --> 00:04:23,793 You like to eat some mousies. 94 00:04:25,180 --> 00:04:28,219 Yes, oh good girl. 95 00:04:28,220 --> 00:04:30,399 Okay, that's enough. 96 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:33,497 - Time to go. - See you. 97 00:04:33,498 --> 00:04:34,889 [Amy] Meow, meow. 98 00:04:34,890 --> 00:04:37,039 So the previous tenants just moved out, 99 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:39,779 still have to paint, clean thoroughly. 100 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,859 The owners like to call it a New York style building 101 00:04:41,860 --> 00:04:44,039 with the brick and everything. 102 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:46,549 I got to tell you, it costs you twice as much as New York, 103 00:04:46,550 --> 00:04:48,719 especially with a kitchen like this. 104 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:50,320 You guys even have a dishwasher. 105 00:04:51,674 --> 00:04:53,799 If I had a dishwasher back in the Bronx, 106 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:55,199 I probably never would've left. 107 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:57,929 - The boogie down. - [Frank] The what? 108 00:04:57,930 --> 00:05:00,423 - Boogie down Bronx, birthplace of hip-hop. 109 00:05:02,540 --> 00:05:05,309 I've never been in New York, but it's only one Bronx, right? 110 00:05:05,310 --> 00:05:07,079 Oh no, I mean, I'm sure we're talking 111 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:07,912 about the same thing. 112 00:05:07,913 --> 00:05:08,799 It's just I never knew 113 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:10,539 that's what the Bronx was known for now. 114 00:05:10,540 --> 00:05:12,623 Not the Yankees, not the zoo. 115 00:05:13,900 --> 00:05:16,639 I remember when the graffiti started showing up 116 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:18,689 on the buses and the trains. 117 00:05:18,690 --> 00:05:19,562 I mean, if that's what you're talking about, 118 00:05:19,563 --> 00:05:22,513 I don't think destroying the city is anything to celebrate. 119 00:05:23,860 --> 00:05:25,629 I remember when the gangs started coming in 120 00:05:25,630 --> 00:05:26,799 and started fights with us. 121 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:29,834 I'm not talking about the Sugarhill gang, 122 00:05:29,835 --> 00:05:32,723 I'm talking about the Savage Skulls, the Black Spades. 123 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:34,979 You don't want to mess with those niggas. 124 00:05:34,980 --> 00:05:35,837 They were... 125 00:05:46,420 --> 00:05:49,307 That was back then, I mean.. 126 00:05:58,410 --> 00:06:00,633 Do you have any other questions about the place? 127 00:06:01,610 --> 00:06:02,560 You like it baby? 128 00:06:03,710 --> 00:06:05,420 I mean, yeah, but... 129 00:06:09,462 --> 00:06:10,562 When can we move in? 130 00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:17,733 - So what brought you all the way from Texas? 131 00:06:18,690 --> 00:06:19,523 Work. 132 00:06:20,385 --> 00:06:21,786 What kind of work? 133 00:06:21,787 --> 00:06:23,653 Maya's an actress, I'm a musician. 134 00:06:24,900 --> 00:06:26,663 Oh, I'm a drummer. 135 00:06:28,100 --> 00:06:30,963 Haven't planned much, but what do you play? 136 00:06:32,490 --> 00:06:34,873 Rap, I play rap. 137 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:40,563 And do you get paid for your rap? 138 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:42,960 I'm working on it. 139 00:06:44,998 --> 00:06:45,830 And what about you Maya? 140 00:06:45,831 --> 00:06:47,213 You have a manager, an agent? 141 00:06:48,090 --> 00:06:49,013 No, not yet. 142 00:06:52,070 --> 00:06:54,469 - Well, you're not gonna like what I have to say, 143 00:06:54,470 --> 00:06:56,003 but it's for your own good. 144 00:06:57,166 --> 00:06:58,039 I've been doing this a long time 145 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:00,309 and you wouldn't believe how many people sat right there 146 00:07:00,310 --> 00:07:04,163 on that same couch with dreams of being the next big thing. 147 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:07,529 I don't wanna discourage you or anything, 148 00:07:07,530 --> 00:07:10,969 but it's gonna be hard and you're gonna struggle. 149 00:07:10,970 --> 00:07:12,239 And the last thing I need 150 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:14,549 is you calling me in three months all pissed off 151 00:07:14,550 --> 00:07:15,382 because you're back home living 152 00:07:15,383 --> 00:07:18,503 with your parents and you still owe me to nine months rent. 153 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:21,750 Don't worry, that's not gonna happen. 154 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:25,609 It happens more often than you think. 155 00:07:25,610 --> 00:07:29,859 Now, I don't feel too comfortable renting the apartment out 156 00:07:29,860 --> 00:07:32,273 to you if you don't have a backup plan. 157 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:37,213 And if by some miracle you're not an overnight success, 158 00:07:38,397 --> 00:07:39,509 do you have anything to fall back on? 159 00:07:39,510 --> 00:07:42,009 You have any other source of income? 160 00:07:42,010 --> 00:07:44,159 - We're gonna look around LA for some odd jobs, 161 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:45,199 some side hustles. 162 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:47,379 But if it doesn't pan out, 163 00:07:47,380 --> 00:07:49,133 we got a gig at the grocery store. 164 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:52,469 Unbelievable, here I am asking you 165 00:07:52,470 --> 00:07:53,720 what kind of work you do. 166 00:07:56,805 --> 00:07:59,848 Did you see the movie "Serpico" with Al Pacino? 167 00:07:59,849 --> 00:08:00,849 No, never seen it. 168 00:08:02,910 --> 00:08:04,799 Some of the man's best work. 169 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:07,500 And if you're serious about acting, you should see it. 170 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:13,649 Anyway, there's this part in the movie where Serpico, 171 00:08:13,650 --> 00:08:15,379 Pacino is at this party 172 00:08:15,380 --> 00:08:17,819 and everybody's introducing themselves. 173 00:08:17,820 --> 00:08:20,116 This guy comes up to him and says, "I'm a poet", 174 00:08:20,117 --> 00:08:22,239 "but I work for the advertising agency." 175 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:24,616 And a lady comes up to him and says, "I'm an actor", 176 00:08:24,617 --> 00:08:26,619 "but I work for a photographer." 177 00:08:26,620 --> 00:08:29,216 And that's where Serpico, he says, 178 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:30,646 "I'm a police officer," 179 00:08:30,647 --> 00:08:32,597 "but I work for the police department." 180 00:08:39,180 --> 00:08:40,739 My point is you're a rapper 181 00:08:40,740 --> 00:08:42,599 and you work for the grocery store. 182 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:45,209 And no offense, but as a property manager, 183 00:08:45,210 --> 00:08:46,910 that's the answer I'm looking for? 184 00:08:48,270 --> 00:08:52,229 Well, you don't have much credit, 185 00:08:52,230 --> 00:08:54,023 but what you do have is good. 186 00:08:56,510 --> 00:09:01,510 If you agree to sign a one year lease, the place is yours 187 00:09:01,590 --> 00:09:02,783 if you want it. 188 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:08,093 Just give us a minute. 189 00:09:09,245 --> 00:09:10,884 I don't see a problem. 190 00:09:10,885 --> 00:09:12,319 You don't see the problem? 191 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:14,759 Oh, I don't know maybe the apartment we're about to live in 192 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:16,983 is managed by a racist? 193 00:09:16,984 --> 00:09:18,299 If he was a quality racist, 194 00:09:18,300 --> 00:09:21,299 he wouldn't be giving us a place to live for a year. 195 00:09:21,300 --> 00:09:22,132 I think it's fine. 196 00:09:22,133 --> 00:09:23,819 - He's not so bad. - Not so bad? 197 00:09:23,820 --> 00:09:26,999 Since when is it okay to be just a little bit racist? 198 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,659 Racism is like murder. 199 00:09:28,660 --> 00:09:29,989 That's like saying the little girl 200 00:09:29,990 --> 00:09:31,269 was just murdered a little bit. 201 00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:32,989 She wasn't chopped into a million pieces. 202 00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:35,140 It doesn't matter Reggie, she's still dead. 203 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,319 I appreciate your concern, I do. 204 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:41,349 Last time I checked, I'm the Black one here. 205 00:09:41,350 --> 00:09:44,350 If I can get past it, you should be able to get past it too. 206 00:09:48,700 --> 00:09:49,663 All right, fine. 207 00:09:50,820 --> 00:09:55,419 If you're okay with it, then I guess I'm okay with it. 208 00:09:55,420 --> 00:09:58,009 - Thank you, he seemed like the type of guy 209 00:09:58,010 --> 00:09:59,412 to keep to himself anyway. 210 00:09:59,413 --> 00:10:01,913 I think this might be the last to him that we see. 211 00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:03,943 I hope you're right. 212 00:10:06,060 --> 00:10:07,819 What do you say we go sign a lease 213 00:10:07,820 --> 00:10:09,143 on our first LA apartment? 214 00:10:10,288 --> 00:10:12,871 (upbeat music) 215 00:10:24,782 --> 00:10:28,669 And that's it, welcome to the building. 216 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,670 There's something else I wanna show you. 217 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:38,403 Welcome to Hollywood. 218 00:10:40,170 --> 00:10:42,693 Wow, this is beautiful. 219 00:10:44,860 --> 00:10:46,260 This is why you left home. 220 00:10:49,020 --> 00:10:50,519 There's gonna be days when you don't wanna look up 221 00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:52,593 at that sign or those hills. 222 00:10:54,250 --> 00:10:55,950 I'll tell you something right now, 223 00:10:57,120 --> 00:11:00,953 never stop looking up because when you do. 224 00:11:03,900 --> 00:11:05,153 That's when it's over. 225 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,313 Okay, time to go. 226 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:13,809 Nobody's allowed on the roof 227 00:11:13,810 --> 00:11:15,844 so don't let me catch you up here. 228 00:11:15,845 --> 00:11:18,533 And I can hear your footsteps 'cause I'm right down there. 229 00:11:23,002 --> 00:11:24,301 (door slams shut) 230 00:11:24,302 --> 00:11:27,719 (air pump motor buzzing) 231 00:11:29,793 --> 00:11:31,543 I think it's ready. 232 00:11:32,683 --> 00:11:33,683 Yeah, but are you? 233 00:11:36,710 --> 00:11:38,667 The only thing I'm ready for is bed. 234 00:11:43,060 --> 00:11:45,629 Fair enough, it's been a long day. 235 00:11:45,630 --> 00:11:47,083 We got a lot done. 236 00:11:48,547 --> 00:11:52,069 (cell phone ringing) 237 00:11:52,070 --> 00:11:55,219 Instant karma, I would really love to stay 238 00:11:55,220 --> 00:11:58,037 and help you unpack, but I gotta take this. 239 00:12:01,190 --> 00:12:03,249 Hey ma, I didn't forget. 240 00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:04,803 No, I was just about to call. 241 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:07,739 Things are good. 242 00:12:07,740 --> 00:12:09,469 Everything's moving fast. 243 00:12:09,470 --> 00:12:10,302 We just got here. 244 00:12:10,303 --> 00:12:13,099 I already got strong offers for both the Bloods and Crips. 245 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,031 So right now I'm just weighing my options. 246 00:12:15,032 --> 00:12:16,979 - [Reggie's Mom] Reggie, I swear to God- 247 00:12:16,980 --> 00:12:18,693 Hey, hey, hey, I'm playing. 248 00:12:19,570 --> 00:12:20,809 Oh, it's safe. 249 00:12:20,810 --> 00:12:22,323 The neighborhood is safe. 250 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:25,299 I think they just make it look dangerous on TV 251 00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:26,736 to keep people out. 252 00:12:26,737 --> 00:12:28,129 They wanna keep the money to themselves, 253 00:12:28,130 --> 00:12:30,259 but we ain't gonna let that happen. 254 00:12:30,260 --> 00:12:32,069 I'm gonna get this rap money real quick, 255 00:12:32,070 --> 00:12:35,579 bring it back home and get you everything you ever wanted. 256 00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:37,369 I put that on my momma. 257 00:12:37,370 --> 00:12:38,579 [Reggie's Mom] Don't worry about me. 258 00:12:38,580 --> 00:12:40,309 I'm gonna be just fine. 259 00:12:40,310 --> 00:12:41,467 I'm just gonna miss you. 260 00:12:41,468 --> 00:12:43,979 I'm gonna miss you too. 261 00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:46,074 - [Reggie's Mom] We've never been this far apart. 262 00:12:46,075 --> 00:12:48,919 I know, I'm just one call away. 263 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:50,150 [Reggie's Mom] I know honey. 264 00:12:50,151 --> 00:12:51,912 I just want you to know, I love you. 265 00:12:51,913 --> 00:12:52,923 I love you more. 266 00:12:53,830 --> 00:12:54,662 [Reggie's Mom] Get some sleep. 267 00:12:54,663 --> 00:12:56,950 - We'll talk tomorrow. - Goodnight. 268 00:13:04,870 --> 00:13:06,923 Babe, are you sure we're doing the right thing? 269 00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:29,809 - No, no, no, I was thinking the desk would go there. 270 00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:32,643 (mid tempo music) 271 00:13:34,930 --> 00:13:38,347 That's where my yoga station is gonna be. 272 00:13:42,052 --> 00:13:44,885 That's where the bed's going babe. 273 00:14:24,054 --> 00:14:27,145 ♪ Rated R with a bandana from Urban ♪ 274 00:14:27,146 --> 00:14:28,582 ♪ I said don't wear that on my block ♪ 275 00:14:28,583 --> 00:14:29,907 ♪ Where they be serving ♪ 276 00:14:29,908 --> 00:14:30,857 ♪ Where I'm from ♪ 277 00:14:30,858 --> 00:14:32,006 ♪ They catch you acting ♪ 278 00:14:32,007 --> 00:14:33,364 ♪ And it's curtains ♪ 279 00:14:33,365 --> 00:14:35,089 ♪ You suburban trying to ride the wave ♪ 280 00:14:35,090 --> 00:14:36,777 ♪ You should stick to surfing ♪ 281 00:14:36,778 --> 00:14:38,498 ♪ You wanna dress like us ♪ 282 00:14:38,499 --> 00:14:40,680 ♪ But you don't wanna stress like us ♪ 283 00:14:40,681 --> 00:14:41,513 ♪ You put a hoodie on ♪ 284 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,947 ♪ Difference is you don't shot to death like us ♪ 285 00:14:43,948 --> 00:14:45,510 ♪ Why you wanna come here ♪ 286 00:14:45,511 --> 00:14:47,500 ♪ This shit is real in the South ♪ 287 00:14:47,501 --> 00:14:49,025 ♪ Why you think it's called the trap ♪ 288 00:14:49,026 --> 00:14:53,026 ♪ Bitch we're trying to get out ♪ 289 00:14:59,410 --> 00:15:02,243 (mid tempo music) 290 00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:21,661 (floor creaking) 291 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:32,507 Ready, one, two, three, surprise! 292 00:16:36,820 --> 00:16:38,573 I knew I should've gotten vanilla. 293 00:16:40,130 --> 00:16:42,639 Okay, so I know your music isn't taking off 294 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:43,839 as fast as you want it to, 295 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:46,513 but I feel like we should celebrate the baby steps. 296 00:16:53,103 --> 00:16:56,383 - Okay, but I'm not a baby. - I know. 297 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:00,643 Thank you. 298 00:17:02,065 --> 00:17:04,648 (upbeat music) 299 00:17:32,553 --> 00:17:36,553 (speaking in foreign language) 300 00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:44,569 Robert, you sure you don't want me 301 00:17:44,570 --> 00:17:46,789 as your permanent girlfriend? 302 00:17:46,790 --> 00:17:49,889 Good, but could you do it more Chinese? 303 00:17:49,890 --> 00:17:51,129 You added a few words there. 304 00:17:51,130 --> 00:17:52,949 Do it like it's written. 305 00:17:52,950 --> 00:17:55,943 Robert, why you no want me for permanent girlfriend? 306 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:04,269 I am a proud Mexican American woman. 307 00:18:04,270 --> 00:18:06,623 Every day of my life is a struggle. 308 00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:11,659 - [Man] Cut. - I can't do this. 309 00:18:11,660 --> 00:18:14,279 - You told your manager you're not Mexican? 310 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,279 Yes, I've told her a bazillion times. 311 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:18,799 I'm Asian, not Hispanic. 312 00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:21,069 I just don't understand how Scar Jo can play Asian roles, 313 00:18:21,070 --> 00:18:22,429 but I can't. 314 00:18:22,430 --> 00:18:25,799 - Told you not to wear them Rosie Perez in your head shot. 315 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,623 Oh, I'm not giving up my hoops. 316 00:18:28,870 --> 00:18:30,329 I do have an audition tonight though 317 00:18:30,330 --> 00:18:31,830 that I'm pretty excited about. 318 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:33,593 What? 319 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:35,759 I was gonna surprise you, 320 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:38,343 but I'm starting to think you might not like it. 321 00:18:39,990 --> 00:18:41,769 Why wouldn't I like it? 322 00:18:41,770 --> 00:18:43,629 Filming in the Valley? 323 00:18:43,630 --> 00:18:46,049 No, it's not shooting in the valley. 324 00:18:46,050 --> 00:18:48,579 It's a Taylor Swift music video shooting 325 00:18:48,580 --> 00:18:50,859 this weekend at Coachella. 326 00:18:50,860 --> 00:18:52,169 They wanted real couples 327 00:18:52,170 --> 00:18:53,959 so I just submitted us for the hell of it 328 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:56,639 and they want us to audition tonight. 329 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:58,319 I'm not an actor. 330 00:18:58,320 --> 00:18:59,229 You don't have to be. 331 00:18:59,230 --> 00:19:00,839 They want real couples. 332 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,937 We just have to hang out at Coachella for free. 333 00:19:03,938 --> 00:19:06,019 You know my rule about music festivals. 334 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:07,579 Only way I go is if- 335 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:10,659 Is if you're performing, I know. 336 00:19:10,660 --> 00:19:13,469 - All right, so why were you even talking about this? 337 00:19:13,470 --> 00:19:15,379 - I just thought it was a silly thing you said 338 00:19:15,380 --> 00:19:17,373 because the tickets are so expensive. 339 00:19:17,374 --> 00:19:19,312 I mean that too, but I'm an artist. 340 00:19:19,313 --> 00:19:21,331 Fuck, I'd look like spending the weekend watching people do 341 00:19:21,332 --> 00:19:23,027 what I wanna be doing? 342 00:19:23,028 --> 00:19:24,159 But that's not what you'll be doing. 343 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:28,009 We'll be backstage so you can mingle with other artists. 344 00:19:28,010 --> 00:19:31,039 I think it'll be a good opportunity for you. 345 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:33,240 - Fuck Taylor swift, I don't like her music. 346 00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:36,559 - What if I told you if you just got over yourself 347 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:39,689 for one weekend, we could pay rent for a whole month. 348 00:19:39,690 --> 00:19:41,559 - A lot of people are gonna see this video. 349 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:43,389 I know, isn't that exciting? 350 00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:45,409 - No, it means that when my music start blowing up, 351 00:19:45,410 --> 00:19:46,829 they're gonna recognize me for this shit. 352 00:19:46,830 --> 00:19:48,236 They're gonna say, "He ain't a rapper." 353 00:19:48,237 --> 00:19:51,459 "He's an actor from that Taylor swift music video." 354 00:19:51,460 --> 00:19:55,789 - I can't. - Fine but my audition 355 00:19:55,790 --> 00:19:57,809 is in a few hours so I'm gonna get ready. 356 00:19:57,810 --> 00:19:59,499 You going without me? 357 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:00,809 I mean, I'd rather go with you, 358 00:20:00,810 --> 00:20:03,310 but I respect your decision so I'll just go alone. 359 00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:06,399 I thought it was for couples? 360 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:07,669 They prefer couples, 361 00:20:07,670 --> 00:20:10,297 but there'll be partnering up singles too. 362 00:20:10,298 --> 00:20:11,839 - So you're gonna have the time of your life this weekend 363 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,526 with some other guy? 364 00:20:13,527 --> 00:20:16,629 No, I'll be acting with another actor. 365 00:20:16,630 --> 00:20:18,079 All right, okay, I'll play along. 366 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:20,329 Tell me about your character. 367 00:20:20,330 --> 00:20:21,474 It's about a girl 368 00:20:21,475 --> 00:20:23,759 who has the time of her life at Coachella. 369 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:25,809 Yeah, that sounds real challenging. 370 00:20:25,810 --> 00:20:27,719 Reggie, you can literally come with me 371 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,349 then you don't have to worry about me making out 372 00:20:29,350 --> 00:20:30,359 with another guy. 373 00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:32,389 - What? - I mean yeah, 374 00:20:32,390 --> 00:20:33,222 what did you expect? 375 00:20:33,223 --> 00:20:34,179 I'm an actress. 376 00:20:34,180 --> 00:20:36,609 You're gonna have to deal with it sooner or later. 377 00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:37,442 I mean yeah, 378 00:20:37,443 --> 00:20:39,689 but I mean I thought it'd be for something meaningful. 379 00:20:39,690 --> 00:20:42,025 Some beautiful love story or something. 380 00:20:42,026 --> 00:20:44,553 I didn't think it'd be for some ass basic music video. 381 00:20:45,742 --> 00:20:48,443 - (mid tempo music) - Bye Reggie. 382 00:20:54,693 --> 00:20:57,526 (door slams shut) 383 00:21:02,725 --> 00:21:03,929 - If I wanted to hear a fiddler on the roof, 384 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:06,749 I would ask my mom if I could see it on Broadway. 385 00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:08,788 I was trying to keep it down. 386 00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:09,621 You wanna keep it down? 387 00:21:09,622 --> 00:21:11,529 Don't come up to the roof. 388 00:21:11,530 --> 00:21:13,329 I was just leaving actually. 389 00:21:13,330 --> 00:21:15,086 No you weren't. 390 00:21:15,087 --> 00:21:17,819 I thought I'd catch you up here a lot sooner. 391 00:21:17,820 --> 00:21:19,370 What's it been, six months now? 392 00:21:22,220 --> 00:21:23,053 What's up? 393 00:21:24,125 --> 00:21:26,189 I think I fucked up, man. 394 00:21:26,190 --> 00:21:27,809 You didn't cheat on Maya did ya? 395 00:21:27,810 --> 00:21:28,999 No. 396 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,619 - Good 'cause that'd be the worst thing you ever did 397 00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:33,769 because you're never finding another girl like that again. 398 00:21:33,770 --> 00:21:36,419 After a certain age, it's not about love anymore. 399 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:38,949 The heartbreaks for the last time in it's '20s. 400 00:21:38,950 --> 00:21:39,869 That's when girls started going 401 00:21:39,870 --> 00:21:42,023 with guys based on what they could provide. 402 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,149 Maya doesn't mind living in a cramped studio apartment 403 00:21:45,150 --> 00:21:46,379 with you because you still love her, 404 00:21:46,380 --> 00:21:48,729 That still means something to her. 405 00:21:48,730 --> 00:21:50,179 But if you mess that up, 406 00:21:50,180 --> 00:21:51,439 you're gonna find yourself looking for love 407 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:52,599 in a city full of women 408 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,750 that would much rather see Rome than Romeo. 409 00:21:56,350 --> 00:21:58,112 I didn't cheat on her. 410 00:21:58,113 --> 00:21:59,113 I'm not that stupid. 411 00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:04,113 It's just, she got this audition. 412 00:22:05,648 --> 00:22:07,149 Was it in the valley? 413 00:22:07,150 --> 00:22:12,149 No, it's this couples music video. 414 00:22:12,150 --> 00:22:12,982 I don't know. 415 00:22:12,983 --> 00:22:13,959 She wanted me to go with her, 416 00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,899 but I told her it wasn't really my thing 417 00:22:15,900 --> 00:22:18,249 so she went without me 418 00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:20,529 and is gonna be paired up with some other guy 419 00:22:20,530 --> 00:22:22,289 who's gonna be her boyfriend for the weekend 420 00:22:22,290 --> 00:22:23,869 and she's mad at me. 421 00:22:23,870 --> 00:22:26,283 So who knows what will happen? 422 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:29,370 Why didn't you just go do the audition? 423 00:22:31,711 --> 00:22:32,969 I told her I didn't wanna be 424 00:22:32,970 --> 00:22:34,573 in someone else's music video. 425 00:22:36,380 --> 00:22:37,839 I can understand that, 426 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:40,868 that's why I didn't go to the movies for a long time. 427 00:22:40,869 --> 00:22:42,099 I didn't wanna watch somebody else doing the work 428 00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:43,400 that I wanted to be doing. 429 00:22:44,820 --> 00:22:45,970 That's what I told her. 430 00:22:48,585 --> 00:22:50,585 What type of work are you talking about? 431 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:52,833 I'm an actor. 432 00:22:54,070 --> 00:22:56,199 Why didn't you say anything? 433 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,500 You didn't need to know. 434 00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:01,169 - Fair enough. (phone vibrating) 435 00:23:01,170 --> 00:23:02,672 This might be her. 436 00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:03,729 She hasn't been taking my calls, 437 00:23:03,730 --> 00:23:07,423 but I guess she could post to Instagram. 438 00:23:10,650 --> 00:23:11,750 It's really happening. 439 00:23:19,170 --> 00:23:20,770 Where is this festival anyway? 440 00:23:23,910 --> 00:23:26,209 All right, this is gonna be lit. 441 00:23:26,210 --> 00:23:28,149 We'll get there about eight o'clock. 442 00:23:28,150 --> 00:23:29,889 I'll send her my location. 443 00:23:29,890 --> 00:23:32,799 She ain't gonna be expecting this at all, man. 444 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:33,739 We'll make up 445 00:23:33,740 --> 00:23:35,519 and she'll tell them the only way she'll do the video 446 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:38,349 is if they replace her fake boyfriend with me. 447 00:23:38,350 --> 00:23:39,379 They don't really have a choice 448 00:23:39,380 --> 00:23:41,479 'cause it's all last minute and shit. 449 00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:42,609 So then we'll do the video. 450 00:23:42,610 --> 00:23:45,139 It'll be like nothing ever happened. 451 00:23:45,140 --> 00:23:46,890 You're really down to do this, man? 452 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:51,093 - No, I just needed to get you off that roof. 453 00:23:52,967 --> 00:23:55,569 You were a little too emotional to be that high up. 454 00:23:55,570 --> 00:23:57,899 Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to get back 455 00:23:57,900 --> 00:23:59,809 to the game I was watching before you were walking around 456 00:23:59,810 --> 00:24:02,243 on the roof like you were gonna wipe down Fanucci. 457 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:04,599 - [Commentator] Bottom of the second inning. 458 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,119 V. Ortiz is one nothing 459 00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:08,799 and Martinez's RBI double in the first. 460 00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:11,193 - Oh yeah sure, stay here til you feel better. 461 00:24:12,460 --> 00:24:13,669 Just make it quick. 462 00:24:13,670 --> 00:24:15,593 [Commentator] On two to Silva, 463 00:24:15,594 --> 00:24:17,094 then he goes down. 464 00:24:19,780 --> 00:24:21,563 One in one, two on. 465 00:24:22,540 --> 00:24:25,256 Texas trying to avoid a big inning here in the seventh. 466 00:24:25,257 --> 00:24:27,457 One of those where everything just unravels. 467 00:24:33,740 --> 00:24:35,039 High fly ball, 468 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,429 deep, right-center, 469 00:24:36,430 --> 00:24:38,239 Silva turns, looks- 470 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:39,507 Hey, home run huh! 471 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:43,479 [Commentator] Six nothing, New York. 472 00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:44,529 Carlite got all of it. 473 00:24:44,530 --> 00:24:46,299 You can call that one Maya 474 00:24:46,300 --> 00:24:48,000 'cause she ain't ever coming back. 475 00:24:51,045 --> 00:24:52,109 All right look kid, 476 00:24:52,110 --> 00:24:54,285 you're really starting to bump me out. 477 00:24:54,286 --> 00:24:55,209 Why don't you get something to eat? 478 00:24:55,210 --> 00:24:56,099 Grab a slice of pizza. 479 00:24:56,100 --> 00:24:57,489 You'll feel better. 480 00:24:57,490 --> 00:25:00,090 - How's eating pizza gonna bring my girlfriend back? 481 00:25:01,477 --> 00:25:02,309 I don't know, 482 00:25:02,310 --> 00:25:03,539 you'll forget about how much your life sucks 483 00:25:03,540 --> 00:25:05,490 and you'll think how good the pizza is. 484 00:25:06,710 --> 00:25:07,609 It doesn't matter anyway. 485 00:25:07,610 --> 00:25:08,710 I don't eat that shit. 486 00:25:09,820 --> 00:25:11,863 It's pizza, you don't eat pizza? 487 00:25:12,890 --> 00:25:14,013 I don't eat cheese. 488 00:25:14,850 --> 00:25:17,389 Are you lactose intolerant or something? 489 00:25:17,390 --> 00:25:19,790 - Technically all humans are lactose intolerant. 490 00:25:22,230 --> 00:25:24,123 I must not be human then. 491 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:30,309 - You know we're the only animals that drink the milk 492 00:25:30,310 --> 00:25:31,589 of another animal? 493 00:25:31,590 --> 00:25:32,840 It's kind of weird right? 494 00:25:36,527 --> 00:25:38,739 - Yeah, probably 'cause we're the only animals smart enough 495 00:25:38,740 --> 00:25:40,833 to even think of doing something like that. 496 00:25:46,950 --> 00:25:48,089 Look, you don't have to have this, 497 00:25:48,090 --> 00:25:49,483 but you should have something. 498 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,389 She took the car. 499 00:25:53,390 --> 00:25:54,990 I don't got no food at the crib. 500 00:26:01,690 --> 00:26:05,313 - All right, you want me to take you to get something? 501 00:26:07,390 --> 00:26:10,503 - For real? (mid tempo music) 502 00:26:17,114 --> 00:26:22,114 (car engine roaring) (car horn honking) 503 00:26:24,072 --> 00:26:24,904 Who are you honking at? 504 00:26:24,905 --> 00:26:26,789 This girl behind me. 505 00:26:26,790 --> 00:26:27,929 She's looking down at her phone. 506 00:26:27,930 --> 00:26:29,671 She has no clue what's going on. 507 00:26:29,672 --> 00:26:31,358 (car horn honking) 508 00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:32,889 But she's behind you. 509 00:26:32,890 --> 00:26:35,523 - Yeah well, she's in front of somebody else. 510 00:26:37,710 --> 00:26:39,099 I don't understand this. 511 00:26:39,100 --> 00:26:40,143 I got an iPhone too. 512 00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:42,599 But for the life of me, 513 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:46,629 I can't understand why you got to be on it 24/7. 514 00:26:46,630 --> 00:26:48,669 Plus I got the latest edition. 515 00:26:48,670 --> 00:26:51,479 I'm serious, for 20 years I'm walking 516 00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:54,489 in the neighborhood, meet people, 517 00:26:54,490 --> 00:26:58,629 have a conversation maybe one or two, it was nice. 518 00:26:58,630 --> 00:27:00,849 Not anymore, everybody's looking down 519 00:27:00,850 --> 00:27:03,739 at their phone reading something, watching something, 520 00:27:03,740 --> 00:27:04,959 listening to something. 521 00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:06,153 There's no off switch. 522 00:27:07,870 --> 00:27:09,329 And I'm from the TV generation. 523 00:27:09,330 --> 00:27:10,819 We've got addicted to television. 524 00:27:10,820 --> 00:27:12,020 We never left the house. 525 00:27:13,010 --> 00:27:15,089 We became couch potatoes. 526 00:27:15,090 --> 00:27:16,539 Now, with these smart phones, 527 00:27:16,540 --> 00:27:19,319 your generation could be lazy anywhere. 528 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:21,263 Now you're just potatoes. 529 00:27:23,390 --> 00:27:25,049 Am I wrong? 530 00:27:25,050 --> 00:27:27,372 - Definitely some of us are in a vegetative state. 531 00:27:27,373 --> 00:27:28,693 I could see that. 532 00:27:29,592 --> 00:27:30,549 It kind of scared me too. 533 00:27:30,550 --> 00:27:32,769 I think millennials are like the lab rats 534 00:27:32,770 --> 00:27:36,079 for social media and smartphones. 535 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:38,639 I can definitely see it being our generation's tobacco 536 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,939 where we go through our whole lives using it, 537 00:27:40,940 --> 00:27:43,449 at the very end when we're fucked up when it's too late, 538 00:27:43,450 --> 00:27:46,303 we find out it was terrible for us the whole time. 539 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:48,899 Well, you see it too. 540 00:27:48,900 --> 00:27:51,149 I thought I was just getting old. 541 00:27:51,150 --> 00:27:52,250 You guys are addicted. 542 00:27:55,608 --> 00:27:58,679 - I don't think we're addicted to technology. 543 00:27:58,680 --> 00:27:59,512 When you go to the grocery store, 544 00:27:59,513 --> 00:28:01,859 you don't see people going through the self-checkout lanes 545 00:28:01,860 --> 00:28:03,910 over and over again for the thrill of it. 546 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,589 I guess that's true. 547 00:28:06,590 --> 00:28:09,459 - I think it's more like an addiction to information. 548 00:28:09,460 --> 00:28:12,169 I was reading somewhere, 90% of the world's information 549 00:28:12,170 --> 00:28:14,549 was created in the last two years. 550 00:28:14,550 --> 00:28:17,939 So if you wanna be in the know, you gotta keep scrolling. 551 00:28:17,940 --> 00:28:19,390 You can't put the phone down. 552 00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:21,959 Yeah, but isn't most of the information 553 00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:24,560 from the last two years just selfies and cat videos? 554 00:28:26,460 --> 00:28:27,860 Yeah, probably most of it. 555 00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:32,240 I ain't missing much then. 556 00:28:33,110 --> 00:28:34,426 Why, you don't like selfies? 557 00:28:34,427 --> 00:28:36,873 Selfie is an act of self-love. 558 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,609 - No, they make you see the world all backwards. 559 00:28:41,610 --> 00:28:43,512 I don't wanna do that. 560 00:28:43,513 --> 00:28:44,463 What do you mean? 561 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:47,289 - When I saw something I wanted to capture, 562 00:28:47,290 --> 00:28:48,969 I'd get the camera out. 563 00:28:48,970 --> 00:28:51,269 It's like having a third eye 564 00:28:51,270 --> 00:28:52,773 that freezes moments in time. 565 00:28:53,820 --> 00:28:55,769 You turn the camera on yourself, 566 00:28:55,770 --> 00:28:59,629 that's not a memory, that's not how you see the world. 567 00:28:59,630 --> 00:29:01,130 That's how the world sees you. 568 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:06,209 Now, even when you're not taking selfies, you see the world 569 00:29:06,210 --> 00:29:09,169 for the perspective that everybody's focused on you. 570 00:29:09,170 --> 00:29:10,403 That's just not reality. 571 00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:14,979 What your generation doesn't understand 572 00:29:14,980 --> 00:29:16,680 is that everybody's just like you, 573 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:19,843 too self-conscious to think of anybody else. 574 00:29:22,790 --> 00:29:24,140 Yeah, it fucks with that. 575 00:29:25,356 --> 00:29:27,156 You probably never got nudes though. 576 00:29:28,130 --> 00:29:29,239 Nudes? 577 00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:32,919 They're naked selfies from women. 578 00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:36,213 - Well, it's different when it's for a good cause. 579 00:29:58,659 --> 00:30:00,409 I'll be right back. 580 00:30:04,186 --> 00:30:07,353 (car door slams shut) 581 00:31:01,205 --> 00:31:04,372 (car door slams shut) 582 00:31:05,709 --> 00:31:06,759 What's that? 583 00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:07,623 Vegan pizza. 584 00:31:09,060 --> 00:31:10,110 Are you kidding me? 585 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:15,883 (car engine roaring) 586 00:31:33,340 --> 00:31:35,056 Ooh, what you bring me? 587 00:31:35,057 --> 00:31:36,979 I mean us. (cat meowing) 588 00:31:36,980 --> 00:31:38,749 I didn't forget about you. 589 00:31:38,750 --> 00:31:40,269 I could never. 590 00:31:40,270 --> 00:31:42,803 Hello Amy, goodbye Amy. 591 00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:46,009 It's just an empty pizza box. 592 00:31:46,010 --> 00:31:48,689 - What kind of man carries around an empty pizza box? 593 00:31:48,690 --> 00:31:50,859 - I'm trying to be a delivery boy like my father 594 00:31:50,860 --> 00:31:52,659 and his father before him. 595 00:31:52,660 --> 00:31:53,789 Okay, I get it. 596 00:31:53,790 --> 00:31:55,179 It's a boys night. 597 00:31:55,180 --> 00:31:58,339 I guess I'll have to make my own dinner tonight. 598 00:31:58,340 --> 00:31:59,739 You know Reggie, 599 00:31:59,740 --> 00:32:02,469 me and Frank got pizza together once upon a time. 600 00:32:02,470 --> 00:32:03,389 Remember that Frank? 601 00:32:03,390 --> 00:32:04,763 Okay, time to go. 602 00:32:06,730 --> 00:32:07,959 Just watch out Reggie, 603 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,139 if it's anything like my experience, 604 00:32:10,140 --> 00:32:11,669 you'll get the Italian sausage 605 00:32:11,670 --> 00:32:13,353 whether you're ordered it or not. 606 00:32:20,010 --> 00:32:22,189 I'm telling you, she's nuts. 607 00:32:22,190 --> 00:32:23,022 Don't talk to her. 608 00:32:23,023 --> 00:32:24,119 Don't go near her. 609 00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:26,163 She's crazy, she's out of our mind. 610 00:32:27,333 --> 00:32:32,333 It's all you, man. 611 00:32:34,843 --> 00:32:36,442 It's not what it sounds like. 612 00:32:36,443 --> 00:32:37,275 Just tell me man, 613 00:32:37,276 --> 00:32:39,653 on a scale of one to Weinstein, how bad are we talking? 614 00:32:40,630 --> 00:32:42,263 It was nothing like that. 615 00:32:43,485 --> 00:32:44,863 You wanna know what happened? 616 00:32:47,190 --> 00:32:50,744 Fine, so it was back around when Amy first moved in. 617 00:32:50,745 --> 00:32:53,109 (cell phone rings) 618 00:32:53,110 --> 00:32:54,159 She calls me up one night 619 00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:55,609 telling me her light bulb went out. 620 00:32:55,610 --> 00:32:57,839 She wants to know if I could fix it for her. 621 00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:59,279 Now it's about six, seven o'clock. 622 00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,159 And I don't know, I'm thinking it's a little too late 623 00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:03,219 for her to be calling me for a light bulb, 624 00:33:03,220 --> 00:33:04,759 but I'm guessing maybe she wants me to fix it 625 00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:06,519 because it's gonna get dark soon. 626 00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:08,099 Now, I already ordered a pizza 627 00:33:08,100 --> 00:33:09,519 and it's gonna be here any minute. 628 00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:11,409 So I figured, let me go take care of this first 629 00:33:11,410 --> 00:33:13,349 so I don't have to do it after, right? 630 00:33:13,350 --> 00:33:14,579 So I'm in her apartment now, 631 00:33:14,580 --> 00:33:17,666 I'm screwing the light bulb in and she says something like, 632 00:33:17,667 --> 00:33:20,739 "This is the first good screw I've had since I moved in." 633 00:33:20,740 --> 00:33:22,639 Now, I know she was joking, 634 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:26,102 but still, why would she say that in the first place? 635 00:33:26,103 --> 00:33:29,349 (cell phone ringing) 636 00:33:29,350 --> 00:33:32,489 So then I get a call, the delivery guys out front. 637 00:33:32,490 --> 00:33:34,219 So she follows me down the hall 638 00:33:34,220 --> 00:33:35,559 and the whole time she's insisting 639 00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:37,559 that I eat at her place. 640 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:41,137 When I go to tip the guy, she says, "Let me get the tip." 641 00:33:44,771 --> 00:33:46,289 You kind of lost me at the end there. 642 00:33:46,290 --> 00:33:48,549 Listen, it's not what she said. 643 00:33:48,550 --> 00:33:49,939 It's how she said it. 644 00:33:49,940 --> 00:33:52,116 She wasn't talking about the pizza guy's tip. 645 00:33:52,117 --> 00:33:54,067 "Let me get the tip." 646 00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:58,489 - [Reggie] Aah. - You see what I'm saying? 647 00:33:58,490 --> 00:34:00,239 - I mean, if she really said it like that- 648 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:02,789 - Listen man, there's been plenty of beautiful women 649 00:34:02,790 --> 00:34:04,099 that lived here through the years. 650 00:34:04,100 --> 00:34:06,859 I had plenty of opportunities to misread things 651 00:34:06,860 --> 00:34:08,119 if you know what I mean. 652 00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:10,039 Trust me, this is the only time anything 653 00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:11,240 like this ever happened. 654 00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:13,809 All right, so what happened next? 655 00:34:13,810 --> 00:34:15,919 So we get back to her place 656 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:17,969 and she pours us both a glass of wine. 657 00:34:17,970 --> 00:34:19,439 We're sitting there eating, drinking, 658 00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,009 watching TV, just having a good time. 659 00:34:22,010 --> 00:34:24,619 After a little while, we finish our wine 660 00:34:24,620 --> 00:34:27,169 and she gets up to go pour us some more. 661 00:34:27,170 --> 00:34:28,779 Now, on the way to the kitchen, 662 00:34:28,780 --> 00:34:31,923 she turns the lamp on and cuts the lights off. 663 00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:36,399 Now, obviously she's been giving me signs the whole night. 664 00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:37,899 Not only is she setting the mood 665 00:34:37,900 --> 00:34:41,029 with the wine and the lamp, but at that moment, 666 00:34:41,030 --> 00:34:45,349 I know she never needed the light fixed in the first place. 667 00:34:45,350 --> 00:34:47,833 She's been planning this whole thing all along. 668 00:34:50,090 --> 00:34:53,274 So when she got back into the room, 669 00:34:53,275 --> 00:34:55,806 I'm sitting there with my pants down. 670 00:34:55,807 --> 00:34:57,319 (glasses shattering) 671 00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:58,739 Come on, man. 672 00:34:58,740 --> 00:35:01,559 It was clear by her facial expression 673 00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:03,803 that I had gotten the wrong impression. 674 00:35:05,330 --> 00:35:07,829 So I zipped up and got the hell out of there. 675 00:35:07,830 --> 00:35:09,979 We never talked about it until just now 676 00:35:09,980 --> 00:35:12,680 when she decided to announce it to the whole building. 677 00:35:13,530 --> 00:35:15,299 I think it was the move bro. 678 00:35:15,300 --> 00:35:16,919 Maybe she was into it at first, 679 00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:18,833 but you came on a little strong. 680 00:35:20,470 --> 00:35:22,109 How was I supposed to know? 681 00:35:22,110 --> 00:35:23,539 I mean, sometimes you just gotta go for it 682 00:35:23,540 --> 00:35:25,229 and hope for the best. 683 00:35:25,230 --> 00:35:27,459 Nah man, you gotta get past first base 684 00:35:27,460 --> 00:35:28,929 before you can score. 685 00:35:28,930 --> 00:35:30,980 I don't even watch baseball, I know that. 686 00:35:34,437 --> 00:35:36,478 I don't know man. 687 00:35:36,479 --> 00:35:37,509 You know what the problem is? 688 00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:39,669 Women want men to make the first moves 689 00:35:39,670 --> 00:35:42,919 even though men think about sex way more than they do. 690 00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:44,469 So you know what happens? 691 00:35:44,470 --> 00:35:47,289 You get only situations where a guy makes a move on a girl 692 00:35:47,290 --> 00:35:48,179 who's not even thinking 693 00:35:48,180 --> 00:35:50,119 about doing what he's thinking about doing 694 00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:53,369 if you know what I mean and it's a recipe for disaster. 695 00:35:53,370 --> 00:35:55,769 That's why I think you should switch the system over, 696 00:35:55,770 --> 00:35:57,959 have women stop making the first moves. 697 00:35:57,960 --> 00:35:59,729 Have a girl whip a titty out on a guy 698 00:35:59,730 --> 00:36:01,729 who's completely fine with it. 699 00:36:01,730 --> 00:36:03,393 I know I would be. 700 00:36:04,757 --> 00:36:08,589 - It's either really feminist or really not. 701 00:36:08,590 --> 00:36:09,899 Call it what you want man. 702 00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:13,049 I think both sides would agree when it comes to women, 703 00:36:13,050 --> 00:36:14,749 guys are clueless. 704 00:36:14,750 --> 00:36:15,872 So if you wanna cut down on this, 705 00:36:15,873 --> 00:36:18,719 what do you call it, sexual misconduct? 706 00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:20,109 - Yeah. - If you wanna cut down 707 00:36:20,110 --> 00:36:22,019 on this sexual misconduct, 708 00:36:22,020 --> 00:36:23,639 then men are gonna have to understand women 709 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:24,929 for the first time in history 710 00:36:24,930 --> 00:36:28,179 or just have women start making the moves. 711 00:36:28,180 --> 00:36:30,593 - Or maybe you just don't whip out your dick. 712 00:36:32,970 --> 00:36:34,720 I thought that's what she wanted. 713 00:36:36,139 --> 00:36:39,041 [Ms Long] You wear van Grover Mr. Bill? 714 00:36:39,042 --> 00:36:40,959 [Mr. Bill] Yes ma'am. 715 00:36:43,143 --> 00:36:45,128 [Ms. Long] But no more. 716 00:36:45,129 --> 00:36:47,602 [Mr. Bill] No more. 717 00:36:47,603 --> 00:36:49,703 [Ms. Long] Will you be in Monterey long? 718 00:36:51,110 --> 00:36:53,323 - [Mr. Bill] Well, long enough to get my horse shot. 719 00:36:55,634 --> 00:36:57,554 - [Ms. Long] And after that, where are you going? 720 00:36:58,420 --> 00:36:59,252 [Mr. Bill] I don't know Ms. Long. 721 00:36:59,253 --> 00:37:01,353 Hey man, I'm gonna grab a slice. 722 00:37:02,690 --> 00:37:03,523 Go for it. 723 00:37:12,167 --> 00:37:14,199 This is pepperoni? 724 00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:17,493 It's vegan pepperoni made from seitan. 725 00:37:20,290 --> 00:37:24,352 - Blasphemy, man this would never work where I'm from. 726 00:37:24,353 --> 00:37:25,270 If I ever.. 727 00:37:26,290 --> 00:37:29,859 - [Mr. Bill] You know, I could just lay over a day or two. 728 00:37:29,860 --> 00:37:31,109 Don't expect too much. 729 00:37:31,110 --> 00:37:32,960 It's just a street dance, that's all. 730 00:37:34,650 --> 00:37:36,783 Must be enough there to give a man land. 731 00:37:41,209 --> 00:37:42,041 A lovely young lady, 732 00:37:42,042 --> 00:37:44,430 I don't know how I could rightly refuse an invitation. 733 00:38:00,958 --> 00:38:03,416 I don't know about you kid, 734 00:38:03,417 --> 00:38:05,323 but it's been a great day for me. 735 00:38:20,852 --> 00:38:21,769 Yes I will. 736 00:38:26,106 --> 00:38:27,912 [Dan] Thanks for coming. 737 00:38:27,913 --> 00:38:30,413 [Man On TV] My pleasure Dan. 738 00:38:34,284 --> 00:38:37,867 (police car siren wailing) 739 00:38:39,623 --> 00:38:42,373 (birds chirping) 740 00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:54,553 Frank? 741 00:38:58,639 --> 00:39:01,472 (mid tempo music) 742 00:40:14,982 --> 00:40:17,386 (door creaks open) 743 00:40:17,387 --> 00:40:18,219 (door slams shut) 744 00:40:18,220 --> 00:40:19,759 Hey, so I was just looking for you. 745 00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,710 Thanks for letting me crash last night. 746 00:40:24,260 --> 00:40:25,410 Don't get used to it. 747 00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:29,190 Early bird gets the worm? 748 00:40:30,899 --> 00:40:31,999 More like the snake. 749 00:40:35,430 --> 00:40:36,730 Toilet was clogged in 404. 750 00:40:37,907 --> 00:40:39,427 You do the plumbing around here too? 751 00:40:41,118 --> 00:40:42,768 I do whatever needs to be done. 752 00:40:44,140 --> 00:40:46,019 - You got anything else you gotta do today? 753 00:40:46,020 --> 00:40:49,323 - I could go for a walk, maybe get some air. 754 00:40:50,709 --> 00:40:51,909 You want some company? 755 00:40:52,860 --> 00:40:53,693 Sure. 756 00:40:54,698 --> 00:40:56,793 - There's a few things I got to get from my place. 757 00:40:57,852 --> 00:40:59,751 - All right, I'll meet you out front in five. 758 00:40:59,752 --> 00:41:02,054 [Reggie] You bet. 759 00:41:02,055 --> 00:41:06,266 (gentle music) (door creaks open) 760 00:41:06,267 --> 00:41:09,267 (door creaks shut) 761 00:42:22,885 --> 00:42:24,761 What's that? 762 00:42:24,762 --> 00:42:26,659 - I just thought maybe you could use some new pictures. 763 00:42:26,660 --> 00:42:27,492 It's a beautiful day. 764 00:42:27,493 --> 00:42:28,326 I got a camera. 765 00:42:29,183 --> 00:42:31,169 What do I need new pictures for? 766 00:42:31,170 --> 00:42:32,363 Update your socials. 767 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,809 - My socials? - Your social media, 768 00:42:35,810 --> 00:42:38,699 any website you may want pictures for. 769 00:42:38,700 --> 00:42:39,532 I don't know, but you don't have to. 770 00:42:39,533 --> 00:42:41,969 I just thought it's a way I could thank you 771 00:42:41,970 --> 00:42:43,643 for letting me crash last night. 772 00:42:44,807 --> 00:42:47,349 - I mean, yeah I guess I could use some new pictures. 773 00:42:47,350 --> 00:42:49,829 I wish you would've said something in the apartment. 774 00:42:49,830 --> 00:42:51,664 I could've put a new shirt on. 775 00:42:51,665 --> 00:42:53,259 How do I look? 776 00:42:53,260 --> 00:42:54,463 You look like you always do. 777 00:42:55,910 --> 00:42:56,743 Thanks a lot. 778 00:42:58,342 --> 00:42:59,739 - Why don't we get a few pictures of you just in front 779 00:42:59,740 --> 00:43:01,199 of the building so you can test it out? 780 00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:02,809 See how it looks? 781 00:43:02,810 --> 00:43:04,010 - [Frank] Okay. - Okay. 782 00:43:06,890 --> 00:43:11,223 - This good? - Yeah, yeah. 783 00:43:13,103 --> 00:43:15,936 (camera clicking) 784 00:43:19,610 --> 00:43:21,923 Maybe try some where you smile. 785 00:43:23,125 --> 00:43:28,125 All right. 786 00:43:31,453 --> 00:43:33,370 Yeah, that's a smile. 787 00:43:35,543 --> 00:43:37,349 All right, these look good. 788 00:43:37,350 --> 00:43:38,183 Take a look. 789 00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:41,380 What do you think? 790 00:43:42,292 --> 00:43:43,642 You get what you pay for. 791 00:43:47,650 --> 00:43:49,879 Why don't we get a change of scenery? 792 00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:51,829 I think it could look a little better. 793 00:43:51,830 --> 00:43:53,139 What do you say? 794 00:43:53,140 --> 00:43:54,852 Cool, all right. 795 00:43:54,853 --> 00:43:57,436 (upbeat music) 796 00:44:00,559 --> 00:44:02,319 I'm not much of a nature guy. 797 00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:04,039 [Reggie] It'll bring out your soft side. 798 00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:05,404 I don't have a soft side. 799 00:44:05,405 --> 00:44:08,238 (camera clicking) 800 00:44:09,658 --> 00:44:14,119 This is more like me, chain link fences, big buildings. 801 00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:15,659 I'm a New Yorker, remember? 802 00:44:15,660 --> 00:44:19,909 - Yeah, it's more like a West side story kind of thing, huh? 803 00:44:19,910 --> 00:44:22,733 A West side story out here on the West Coast. 804 00:44:24,047 --> 00:44:26,130 - I don't get it. - Tupac. 805 00:44:27,824 --> 00:44:29,991 How is that even possible? 806 00:44:31,055 --> 00:44:32,555 I think we got it. 807 00:44:39,985 --> 00:44:43,322 - You think I should get a picture next to this car? 808 00:44:43,323 --> 00:44:44,973 I mean, if you want to, we can. 809 00:44:46,460 --> 00:44:49,189 - I guess I should tell you maybe could help me decide. 810 00:44:49,190 --> 00:44:50,619 I was thinking using these pictures 811 00:44:50,620 --> 00:44:53,163 for my dating profile online. 812 00:44:54,121 --> 00:44:54,954 What? 813 00:44:56,230 --> 00:44:58,349 - Yeah, I thought if I get a picture near a nice car, 814 00:44:58,350 --> 00:44:59,553 someone will talk to me. 815 00:45:00,890 --> 00:45:02,509 But if we start going out 816 00:45:02,510 --> 00:45:03,819 and they find out the car is not mine, 817 00:45:03,820 --> 00:45:05,469 they're gonna get all disappointed. 818 00:45:05,470 --> 00:45:08,819 So should I use it for bait or no? 819 00:45:08,820 --> 00:45:10,009 Well, it depends on if you plan 820 00:45:10,010 --> 00:45:12,803 on keeping the fish or throwing it back in the water. 821 00:45:13,860 --> 00:45:16,823 - Well, I won't know until I actually meet the fish. 822 00:45:18,150 --> 00:45:20,523 - Maybe it's best to keep your options open then. 823 00:45:23,380 --> 00:45:24,639 I know a good place to eat close by. 824 00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:26,195 Are you hungry? 825 00:45:26,196 --> 00:45:27,363 I could eat. 826 00:45:29,279 --> 00:45:31,362 I haven't been here in a while. 827 00:45:31,363 --> 00:45:34,769 - This don't really look like you're kind of place man. 828 00:45:34,770 --> 00:45:36,952 - It was pretty good the last time I was here. 829 00:45:36,953 --> 00:45:38,205 A little bright though. 830 00:45:38,206 --> 00:45:40,789 My eyes are a little sensitive. 831 00:45:42,209 --> 00:45:45,209 That's funny, my eyes are sensitive? 832 00:45:46,070 --> 00:45:46,902 The more I talk to you, 833 00:45:46,903 --> 00:45:49,919 the more it don't make any sense that you're in LA, man. 834 00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:51,439 You don't listen to Tupac. 835 00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:53,199 You don't like the sunlight. 836 00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:54,999 What are you doing here? 837 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,229 You said yourself, you're a New Yorker. 838 00:45:57,230 --> 00:45:58,280 Why'd you ever leave? 839 00:45:59,750 --> 00:46:01,000 'Cause I wanted to act. 840 00:46:02,590 --> 00:46:04,953 Guys like me are a dime and a dozen in New York. 841 00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:06,872 Go to an audition, 842 00:46:06,873 --> 00:46:09,703 there's 10 goombahs like me there all for the same part. 843 00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:13,279 So I thought I'd give it a shot out here. 844 00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:14,599 That makes sense. 845 00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:15,707 How did that play out? 846 00:46:17,443 --> 00:46:19,929 - Yeah I mean, I've got some more when I got out here 847 00:46:19,930 --> 00:46:22,659 and it's going all right, 848 00:46:22,660 --> 00:46:24,693 but not as consistent as I wanted it to. 849 00:46:26,044 --> 00:46:31,044 I mean, I never made it big, but you start wondering though, 850 00:46:31,427 --> 00:46:34,183 coming out here and leaving everything behind. 851 00:46:36,140 --> 00:46:37,419 It's funny though. 852 00:46:37,420 --> 00:46:39,489 The first day, second day, my mom calls me 853 00:46:39,490 --> 00:46:42,277 and said I got a call back from "Law and order." 854 00:46:43,270 --> 00:46:45,949 Obviously I couldn't do it because I was here. 855 00:46:45,950 --> 00:46:47,733 She brought it up from time to time, 856 00:46:48,757 --> 00:46:49,959 "I wonder what would have happened if you went" 857 00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:51,865 "to that call back." 858 00:46:51,866 --> 00:46:52,949 It's tough. 859 00:46:54,090 --> 00:46:55,733 It happens to you too man. 860 00:46:57,010 --> 00:46:58,599 Start thinking less about your accomplishments 861 00:46:58,600 --> 00:46:59,819 and things you've done 862 00:46:59,820 --> 00:47:03,437 and more about the things you didn't do. 863 00:47:04,959 --> 00:47:06,719 - I don't know man, if you had stayed in New York, 864 00:47:06,720 --> 00:47:07,919 you always would have wondered 865 00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:09,643 what happened if you had came to LA. 866 00:47:09,644 --> 00:47:11,039 It's a catch 22. 867 00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:13,590 - If I became a property manager in New York, yeah. 868 00:47:14,593 --> 00:47:16,809 - How did you get the apartment gig anyway? 869 00:47:16,810 --> 00:47:19,249 I was running around odd jobs, 870 00:47:19,250 --> 00:47:22,409 just trying to make a living to support the career. 871 00:47:22,410 --> 00:47:24,099 I got exhausted. 872 00:47:24,100 --> 00:47:24,933 It was tiring. 873 00:47:25,923 --> 00:47:29,079 I had an opportunity to live rent free 874 00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:30,123 so I jumped on it. 875 00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:33,404 It was supposed to be temporary. 876 00:47:33,405 --> 00:47:34,479 You don't act anymore? 877 00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:36,899 Yeah, I go on auditions once in a while. 878 00:47:36,900 --> 00:47:38,200 My agent is older than me. 879 00:47:39,244 --> 00:47:41,259 In this business you need connections. 880 00:47:41,260 --> 00:47:42,760 All mine are on their way out. 881 00:47:45,364 --> 00:47:46,764 Hello, sorry for the wait. 882 00:47:47,673 --> 00:47:50,393 - All because you're she's such a cutie, I'll let it slide. 883 00:47:51,890 --> 00:47:55,039 Thank you, can I get you guys started 884 00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,051 with something to drink? 885 00:47:57,052 --> 00:47:58,809 [Frank] Water's fine. 886 00:47:58,810 --> 00:48:00,239 [Reggie] I'll take a water too. 887 00:48:00,240 --> 00:48:02,829 Okay, I'll be right out with your waters 888 00:48:02,830 --> 00:48:05,820 and I'll take your order in just a second. 889 00:48:08,190 --> 00:48:10,317 See what you got to look forward to? 890 00:48:10,318 --> 00:48:11,150 What? 891 00:48:11,151 --> 00:48:12,649 When you get older, they start looking 892 00:48:12,650 --> 00:48:14,893 at you like you don't even have the parts anymore. 893 00:48:15,824 --> 00:48:18,178 - You don't think she's a little too young for you? 894 00:48:18,179 --> 00:48:20,373 That's what I like man, young and fit. 895 00:48:20,374 --> 00:48:21,214 What am I gonna do? 896 00:48:21,215 --> 00:48:22,561 It's my type. 897 00:48:22,562 --> 00:48:24,929 I'm not attracted to women my age. 898 00:48:24,930 --> 00:48:28,029 The body starts breaking down after 30, trust me. 899 00:48:28,030 --> 00:48:29,929 After 30, your body start deteriorating. 900 00:48:29,930 --> 00:48:30,762 Now, what am I supposed to do? 901 00:48:30,763 --> 00:48:32,393 I'm supposed to be attracted to DK? 902 00:48:33,630 --> 00:48:36,442 Probably why she wasn't into you either. 903 00:48:36,443 --> 00:48:37,867 That hurt a little man. 904 00:48:39,237 --> 00:48:41,136 I'm just saying. 905 00:48:41,137 --> 00:48:43,137 You're probably right. 906 00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:47,379 - I've been trying to tell myself LA ain't worse than Texas, 907 00:48:47,380 --> 00:48:48,539 it's just different. 908 00:48:48,540 --> 00:48:50,189 Nobody's average here. 909 00:48:50,190 --> 00:48:52,749 You're either flawless or you're homeless. 910 00:48:52,750 --> 00:48:55,839 Back in Austin, you walk around, you see people 911 00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:58,298 with like a mustard stain on their shirt 912 00:48:58,299 --> 00:49:02,200 and it's okay not to have it all together. 913 00:49:02,201 --> 00:49:05,589 Or, you see someone sulking, kind of dragging their feet 914 00:49:05,590 --> 00:49:07,709 and you know they're going through something. 915 00:49:07,710 --> 00:49:09,859 It's like, "Great, I'm not alone." 916 00:49:09,860 --> 00:49:11,909 But here, everything is picture perfect. 917 00:49:11,910 --> 00:49:14,464 I feel like I'm the only one feeling anything. 918 00:49:14,465 --> 00:49:16,799 You ever hear of the seven deadly sins? 919 00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:19,579 Yeah, with Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt. 920 00:49:19,580 --> 00:49:22,439 Not movie seven, the biblical list. 921 00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:24,949 Yeah, isn't it what's it's based on? 922 00:49:24,950 --> 00:49:26,569 Whatever, seven deadly sins 923 00:49:26,570 --> 00:49:29,379 are the worst sins anybody could ever commit. 924 00:49:29,380 --> 00:49:32,733 Also they can be the most powerful temptation too 925 00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:35,879 and that's on an individual level. 926 00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:38,479 I like to think each city has their own temptations. 927 00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:40,839 Here will be pride. 928 00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:43,129 New York, greed. 929 00:49:43,130 --> 00:49:43,962 Back in Austin, 930 00:49:43,963 --> 00:49:46,943 they call it slacker culture like it's slow. 931 00:49:48,870 --> 00:49:51,803 - And like you said, it's not worse, it's just different. 932 00:49:53,004 --> 00:49:55,869 It sounds like you got a better handle on it than I did. 933 00:49:55,870 --> 00:49:59,019 When I first got out here, I was chasing the dream. 934 00:49:59,020 --> 00:50:00,423 I was chasing the girls. 935 00:50:01,510 --> 00:50:02,933 I was doing a lot of chasing. 936 00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:06,909 Next thing I know, I was on a completely different path 937 00:50:06,910 --> 00:50:10,182 than the one I set off to be. 938 00:50:10,183 --> 00:50:11,703 That's what happens out here, man. 939 00:50:12,660 --> 00:50:16,883 Everybody in LA is like a squirrel trying to get a nut. 940 00:50:18,690 --> 00:50:23,413 You dig and dig, next thing you know, you become the nut. 941 00:50:30,917 --> 00:50:33,249 - I think I know that guy from a show I watch. 942 00:50:33,250 --> 00:50:34,359 - You don't know him, you've seen him before. 943 00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:35,192 There's a difference. 944 00:50:35,193 --> 00:50:36,959 Yeah well, should I say something? 945 00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:38,610 You got something worth saying? 946 00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:41,763 Excuse me, are you Jared Scott? 947 00:50:42,950 --> 00:50:43,783 Sometimes. 948 00:50:45,290 --> 00:50:46,703 Is now one of those times? 949 00:50:50,350 --> 00:50:51,183 Maybe. 950 00:50:52,210 --> 00:50:53,829 I just wanna show some love, man. 951 00:50:53,830 --> 00:50:56,909 I'm a big fan of your show "Turnt". 952 00:50:56,910 --> 00:50:59,029 Your character is always cracking me up. 953 00:50:59,030 --> 00:51:00,209 Nice to meet you. 954 00:51:00,210 --> 00:51:01,676 Hey, what's up? 955 00:51:01,677 --> 00:51:03,229 All right, I came out here to do music actually. 956 00:51:03,230 --> 00:51:05,023 Oh, is he your Director at least? 957 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:07,307 - He's an actor- - Oh. 958 00:51:11,230 --> 00:51:12,330 That's fucking cold. 959 00:51:13,590 --> 00:51:14,483 Get used to it. 960 00:51:15,793 --> 00:51:17,800 You're gonna run into a lot of famous people. 961 00:51:17,801 --> 00:51:18,633 You're gonna get tricked 962 00:51:18,634 --> 00:51:20,366 into thinking this one conversation gig 963 00:51:20,367 --> 00:51:22,913 is gonna get me closer to that big break. 964 00:51:22,914 --> 00:51:23,746 The sooner you discover 965 00:51:23,747 --> 00:51:25,939 that nobody wants to have that conversation with you, 966 00:51:25,940 --> 00:51:27,469 the better off you'll be. 967 00:51:27,470 --> 00:51:28,557 Oh, it's cool though. 968 00:51:28,558 --> 00:51:32,039 It's not like I was asking for a picture or an autograph. 969 00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:33,599 It's even worse. 970 00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:35,459 I mean, you're an artist, right? 971 00:51:35,460 --> 00:51:38,159 You're desperate, people can sense that. 972 00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:39,426 You're thinking in the back of your head, 973 00:51:39,427 --> 00:51:42,532 "This one conversation can change the rest of my life." 974 00:51:42,533 --> 00:51:43,599 It's a lot of pressure to put on somebody 975 00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:45,623 who's just trying to get a lot of cardio in. 976 00:51:46,690 --> 00:51:49,290 - Yeah, how am I supposed to make these connections? 977 00:51:50,254 --> 00:51:51,604 I just need a cute ass dog? 978 00:51:56,292 --> 00:51:58,042 Look at those legs. 979 00:52:02,430 --> 00:52:03,699 Hey, are you thinking about loosening up 980 00:52:03,700 --> 00:52:06,009 on that no pet policy then? 981 00:52:06,010 --> 00:52:08,010 You like being able to sleep at night? 982 00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:11,979 - There's things you can do at night besides sleep Frank. 983 00:52:11,980 --> 00:52:14,180 Allow those legs to jog your old ass memory. 984 00:52:20,350 --> 00:52:22,000 All right, I'll think about it. 985 00:52:23,740 --> 00:52:26,609 - Hey, what are your plans for the rest of the day? 986 00:52:26,610 --> 00:52:27,649 Anything? 987 00:52:27,650 --> 00:52:30,283 - Just gonna go to the barbershop, get a fresh cut. 988 00:52:31,370 --> 00:52:33,049 That's about it really. 989 00:52:33,050 --> 00:52:33,883 What about you? 990 00:52:35,456 --> 00:52:36,929 Do you mind if I tag along? 991 00:52:36,930 --> 00:52:40,009 I don't feel like getting back and unclogging more toilets. 992 00:52:40,010 --> 00:52:43,853 Sure, but I ain't going to Supercuts. 993 00:52:45,004 --> 00:52:47,587 (upbeat music) 994 00:52:55,770 --> 00:52:58,169 Hey, are you sure this is cool? 995 00:52:58,170 --> 00:52:59,463 We're about to find out. 996 00:53:00,820 --> 00:53:03,236 - Venus or Serena? - I'll take 'em both. 997 00:53:03,237 --> 00:53:04,817 (laughing altogether) 998 00:53:04,818 --> 00:53:05,860 Hey, you know what they say. 999 00:53:05,861 --> 00:53:09,332 They just want... 1000 00:53:09,333 --> 00:53:10,172 What's up, man? 1001 00:53:10,173 --> 00:53:11,005 - Yo, what's up man? - What's up Reg? 1002 00:53:11,006 --> 00:53:11,838 What's up family? 1003 00:53:11,839 --> 00:53:12,759 One of 'em gotta have you. 1004 00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:13,689 One, one? 1005 00:53:13,690 --> 00:53:14,955 Yeah, just the one. 1006 00:53:14,956 --> 00:53:15,795 Just one guy, just one guy. 1007 00:53:15,796 --> 00:53:17,368 I'll be right on your head. 1008 00:53:17,369 --> 00:53:18,335 This is my boy Frank. 1009 00:53:18,336 --> 00:53:19,696 - Hey. - Hey Frank, 1010 00:53:19,697 --> 00:53:20,909 - how you doing man? - Nice to meet you. 1011 00:53:20,910 --> 00:53:22,499 Welcome to the Funhouse man. 1012 00:53:22,500 --> 00:53:24,253 All right, we're getting there. 1013 00:53:24,254 --> 00:53:26,089 - [Cedric] Anyway. - Run that shit back. 1014 00:53:26,090 --> 00:53:28,062 - I'm gonna tell you some shit you don't wanna hear. 1015 00:53:28,063 --> 00:53:28,895 - Let's hear it - Here we go. 1016 00:53:28,896 --> 00:53:33,555 - Here he go again - Here he go again. 1017 00:53:33,556 --> 00:53:36,659 [Cedric] Serena Williams (mumbles). 1018 00:53:36,660 --> 00:53:39,413 - Bullshit, you hear this motherfucker right here man? 1019 00:53:43,450 --> 00:53:44,920 What that mean? 1020 00:53:44,921 --> 00:53:47,261 She playing against white girls. 1021 00:53:47,262 --> 00:53:48,379 Kobe playing against niggas. 1022 00:53:48,380 --> 00:53:50,599 He got Serena. he got 81 points man. 1023 00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:52,129 Hey, it's a team sport man. 1024 00:53:52,130 --> 00:53:53,659 Serena gotta wait on the ball, 1025 00:53:53,660 --> 00:53:54,759 there's a motherfucker across the net. 1026 00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:55,592 It's a net. 1027 00:53:55,593 --> 00:53:56,639 You can't touch the opponent. 1028 00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:58,009 Kobe gotta spin off a motherfucker, 1029 00:53:58,010 --> 00:53:58,899 catch it off the glass. 1030 00:53:58,900 --> 00:54:00,889 Ooh, here comes Shaq ducking on the tumble, 1031 00:54:00,890 --> 00:54:02,959 take it over the free throw line. 1032 00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:04,610 What are you talking about man? 1033 00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:08,256 Put some respect on Serena's name. 1034 00:54:08,257 --> 00:54:09,089 Stop playing with her like that. 1035 00:54:09,090 --> 00:54:09,922 What you think I'm doing? 1036 00:54:09,923 --> 00:54:11,229 She wear a catsuit, I respect that. 1037 00:54:11,230 --> 00:54:12,769 You know what I think it is? 1038 00:54:12,770 --> 00:54:14,009 You're not gonna like this shit. 1039 00:54:14,010 --> 00:54:15,269 You're not gonna like it. 1040 00:54:15,270 --> 00:54:18,629 I think you got a problem with women. 1041 00:54:18,630 --> 00:54:19,669 You goddam right! 1042 00:54:19,670 --> 00:54:22,938 I wasn't expecting you to say that shit. 1043 00:54:22,939 --> 00:54:23,771 Come on man! 1044 00:54:23,772 --> 00:54:25,122 You were supposed to disagree with me nigga. 1045 00:54:25,123 --> 00:54:25,955 This is my fucking shop, come on. 1046 00:54:25,956 --> 00:54:26,788 It ain't just that. 1047 00:54:26,789 --> 00:54:27,622 It ain't just that. 1048 00:54:29,551 --> 00:54:30,383 It's a man's game. 1049 00:54:30,384 --> 00:54:32,829 - Listen, it's 'cause she play a White sport. 1050 00:54:32,830 --> 00:54:34,019 Well, what the fuck is that? 1051 00:54:34,020 --> 00:54:34,889 A White sport? 1052 00:54:34,890 --> 00:54:37,019 - It's obvious. - Golf and all that shit. 1053 00:54:37,020 --> 00:54:38,589 It's obvious, a White sport 1054 00:54:38,590 --> 00:54:40,359 is when you got a White commissioner, 1055 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:42,259 a White owner, White coaches 1056 00:54:42,260 --> 00:54:44,739 and then a motherfucker who got a little bit of waves, 1057 00:54:44,740 --> 00:54:46,819 he light-skinned, he go an Afro and put his fist in the air. 1058 00:54:46,820 --> 00:54:48,026 Everybody get the tripping, White sport. 1059 00:54:48,027 --> 00:54:49,182 You've been quiet over there. 1060 00:54:49,183 --> 00:54:50,529 What the fuck you think? 1061 00:54:50,530 --> 00:54:51,399 Well, I see what he's saying. 1062 00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:53,879 White sport is like you see an advertisement, 1063 00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:56,215 brought to you by Dick sporting goods. 1064 00:54:56,216 --> 00:54:57,849 I got one though, I got one though. 1065 00:54:57,850 --> 00:55:00,656 Or a White sport is when you see somebody walking around 1066 00:55:00,657 --> 00:55:02,313 with some New Balances. 1067 00:55:03,147 --> 00:55:05,609 (laughing altogether) 1068 00:55:05,610 --> 00:55:08,947 He got some raggedy ass motherfucking shoes. 1069 00:55:08,948 --> 00:55:09,780 Hey, they're comfortable though. 1070 00:55:09,781 --> 00:55:11,099 I could get with that. 1071 00:55:11,100 --> 00:55:15,373 Hey White boy, you're White, what do you think? 1072 00:55:22,550 --> 00:55:24,069 You know you're watching a White sport 1073 00:55:24,070 --> 00:55:27,223 when a player fails a drug test and it's not for marijuana. 1074 00:55:34,759 --> 00:55:37,926 (laughing altogether) 1075 00:55:40,772 --> 00:55:41,772 White boy! 1076 00:55:42,913 --> 00:55:45,274 - He got it. - Okay, okay. 1077 00:55:45,275 --> 00:55:46,289 Welcome to the shop! 1078 00:55:46,290 --> 00:55:48,052 I'm about to dip, man. 1079 00:55:48,053 --> 00:55:50,036 All right, playboy. 1080 00:55:50,037 --> 00:55:50,869 All right, take care man. 1081 00:55:50,870 --> 00:55:53,574 White boy, stay up, peace out. 1082 00:55:53,575 --> 00:55:54,749 All right, we got you fresh now man. 1083 00:55:54,750 --> 00:55:57,280 Playboy, we back in the streets. 1084 00:55:57,281 --> 00:55:58,113 Got you fresh man. 1085 00:55:58,114 --> 00:55:58,947 [Richard] Yes sir. 1086 00:56:01,050 --> 00:56:02,899 [Reggie] What you been up to man? 1087 00:56:02,900 --> 00:56:05,281 - Man you know, it's the same old two step with me, man. 1088 00:56:05,282 --> 00:56:07,419 I wish I could say the same, man. 1089 00:56:07,420 --> 00:56:09,302 Why can't you though? 1090 00:56:09,303 --> 00:56:10,518 Still doing the music thing, 1091 00:56:10,519 --> 00:56:12,429 but it just ain't really paying off. 1092 00:56:12,430 --> 00:56:14,059 Well, that's what you wanna do. 1093 00:56:14,060 --> 00:56:16,247 That's the demo, y'all love that thing. 1094 00:56:17,217 --> 00:56:18,179 A report came out. 1095 00:56:18,180 --> 00:56:21,839 Hip hop officially the most popular genre in America. 1096 00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:23,629 - Yeah, I don't know how I feel about that, man. 1097 00:56:23,630 --> 00:56:25,859 Once we go pop, we never go back. 1098 00:56:25,860 --> 00:56:27,509 White folks got their hands on it. 1099 00:56:27,510 --> 00:56:29,429 They corrupt it, exploit it. 1100 00:56:29,430 --> 00:56:30,739 It gets all bastardized. 1101 00:56:30,740 --> 00:56:33,319 It becomes some cartoonish image of what they think 1102 00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:34,152 is supposed to be. 1103 00:56:34,153 --> 00:56:36,179 It loses its soul and its authenticity, man. 1104 00:56:36,180 --> 00:56:37,619 It becomes some mockery, man. 1105 00:56:37,620 --> 00:56:38,770 I ain't with that shit. 1106 00:56:39,986 --> 00:56:42,379 - I don't know if it's a thing for me now, man. 1107 00:56:42,380 --> 00:56:44,869 Wait, why is that a bad thing? 1108 00:56:44,870 --> 00:56:45,920 Say that again now? 1109 00:56:47,310 --> 00:56:48,609 Why is that a bad thing? 1110 00:56:48,610 --> 00:56:51,019 Well, it's like what y'all did to blues, 1111 00:56:51,020 --> 00:56:53,129 rock and roll, jazz. 1112 00:56:53,130 --> 00:56:56,819 Everything starts off as being such a soulistic endeavor 1113 00:56:56,820 --> 00:56:58,019 from the Black experience. 1114 00:56:58,020 --> 00:57:00,582 It comes from cotton picking, and struggling, 1115 00:57:00,583 --> 00:57:02,059 and oppression and genocide. 1116 00:57:02,060 --> 00:57:03,539 It's the pain of suffering in the music, 1117 00:57:03,540 --> 00:57:05,519 that's how we exonerate ourselves though that pain. 1118 00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:07,669 And it becomes mainstream. 1119 00:57:07,670 --> 00:57:10,729 White folks take it, it becomes happy, go lucky. 1120 00:57:10,730 --> 00:57:12,919 They do the rap when they did the Will Smith. 1121 00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:14,649 We're not no happy go lucky people, man. 1122 00:57:14,650 --> 00:57:15,839 We feel things deeply. 1123 00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:16,722 So do you think it's better 1124 00:57:16,723 --> 00:57:19,049 that rap was just dismissed like it was 1125 00:57:19,050 --> 00:57:20,329 when it first came out? 1126 00:57:20,330 --> 00:57:23,469 It's better if rap stays Black. 1127 00:57:23,470 --> 00:57:25,559 Justin Bieber rapping now, what the fuck? 1128 00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:27,919 He ain't come from no cotton picking lineage. 1129 00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:30,169 They weren't sharecroppers, they weren't getting beat 1130 00:57:30,170 --> 00:57:31,279 they weren't getting lynched. 1131 00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:32,112 So what the fuck, man? 1132 00:57:32,113 --> 00:57:33,336 It don't even sound right. 1133 00:57:33,337 --> 00:57:34,169 It don't even feel right. 1134 00:57:34,170 --> 00:57:35,002 It's our experience about the struggle 1135 00:57:35,003 --> 00:57:35,919 of what we've been through. 1136 00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:38,802 It's our Testament to the world through that music 1137 00:57:38,803 --> 00:57:39,635 and they're messing it up. 1138 00:57:39,636 --> 00:57:41,069 It's factory made now. 1139 00:57:41,070 --> 00:57:43,394 - Yeah, it's like it's coming out of a machine or some shit. 1140 00:57:43,395 --> 00:57:45,653 - You never even care for rap though right? 1141 00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:51,203 - Well I mean, I just remember it being so angry. 1142 00:57:52,250 --> 00:57:55,149 And also I remember that song that came out 1143 00:57:55,150 --> 00:57:56,346 about the police. 1144 00:57:56,347 --> 00:57:57,547 "Fuck the police"? 1145 00:57:59,029 --> 00:58:00,333 That was a great song. 1146 00:58:00,334 --> 00:58:01,350 We love that song. 1147 00:58:01,351 --> 00:58:02,183 Yeah, it's some good shit. 1148 00:58:02,184 --> 00:58:06,279 - Well at the time, my friend's father was a police officer 1149 00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:07,929 and I had a lot of respect for him 1150 00:58:07,930 --> 00:58:10,429 so I really couldn't connect with that message. 1151 00:58:10,430 --> 00:58:11,262 But you know what though, 1152 00:58:11,263 --> 00:58:12,095 at the time when that song came out, 1153 00:58:12,096 --> 00:58:14,539 you got to understand man, the police chief out here, 1154 00:58:14,540 --> 00:58:18,059 he was a proponent of hiring cops 1155 00:58:18,060 --> 00:58:22,296 who were former Klansman and he was a supreme racist. 1156 00:58:22,297 --> 00:58:24,599 And he was implementing killing the Black people 1157 00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:26,349 with a headlock, choking them out. 1158 00:58:26,350 --> 00:58:28,639 So when I see when N.W.A. made "Fuck the police", 1159 00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:30,729 it's because we were getting targeted 1160 00:58:30,730 --> 00:58:33,059 and getting killed by the police discriminatorily 1161 00:58:33,060 --> 00:58:34,499 and shit was fucked up. 1162 00:58:34,500 --> 00:58:35,419 We said enough of this. 1163 00:58:35,420 --> 00:58:38,635 So again, we express that through the music, 1164 00:58:38,636 --> 00:58:40,039 that's all we got left is the music. 1165 00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:41,470 It's our voice. 1166 00:58:41,471 --> 00:58:43,005 They stripped everything else off us. 1167 00:58:43,006 --> 00:58:45,173 - It's a different perspective man, different culture. 1168 00:58:46,785 --> 00:58:49,546 I never really thought of it that way. 1169 00:58:49,547 --> 00:58:52,699 - It's a good thing you tagged along today huh? 1170 00:58:52,700 --> 00:58:54,523 Yeah, he learned something today. 1171 00:58:55,940 --> 00:58:57,540 - Soak it up. - It's like that. 1172 00:59:09,694 --> 00:59:11,994 - I don't know about you, but I walked enough. 1173 00:59:13,269 --> 00:59:14,419 I'm gonna call an uber. 1174 00:59:15,316 --> 00:59:17,076 - I didn't even know you knew how to do that. 1175 00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:21,352 Hey hold up, I got a better idea. 1176 00:59:21,353 --> 00:59:23,936 (upbeat music) 1177 01:00:56,757 --> 01:00:57,589 What do you do? 1178 01:00:57,590 --> 01:00:58,841 You just leave 'em here? 1179 01:00:58,842 --> 01:01:00,889 Yeah, they get scooped up pretty quick. 1180 01:01:00,890 --> 01:01:02,549 - I don't wanna leave 'em in front of the building. 1181 01:01:02,550 --> 01:01:04,179 Why not? 1182 01:01:04,180 --> 01:01:05,479 Because it draws unwanted attention. 1183 01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:08,217 I don't know what kind of people ride these things. 1184 01:01:08,218 --> 01:01:09,068 People like us. 1185 01:01:10,250 --> 01:01:12,163 Come on, let's go put 'em over there. 1186 01:01:19,290 --> 01:01:21,043 So what do we do here? 1187 01:01:21,044 --> 01:01:22,444 Just take a picture of it. 1188 01:01:30,210 --> 01:01:32,010 Great, I feel a whole lot safer now. 1189 01:01:33,090 --> 01:01:34,090 Good thinking Frank. 1190 01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:42,289 I enjoyed that. 1191 01:01:42,290 --> 01:01:44,410 Those things are fun, man. 1192 01:01:44,411 --> 01:01:45,429 You gotta be careful though. 1193 01:01:45,430 --> 01:01:46,729 Small bump, you're good, 1194 01:01:46,730 --> 01:01:49,763 but medium bump and it's game over. 1195 01:01:51,475 --> 01:01:53,869 I wasn't talking about the scooters. 1196 01:01:53,870 --> 01:01:55,699 I was talking about the barbershop. 1197 01:01:55,700 --> 01:01:56,799 Oh yeah? 1198 01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:58,149 Yeah, I didn't get a chance 1199 01:01:58,150 --> 01:02:02,623 to have conversations like that too often if ever. 1200 01:02:03,690 --> 01:02:05,179 - Honestly, I didn't know I was going to go, 1201 01:02:05,180 --> 01:02:08,743 but you was cool so it was cool. 1202 01:02:08,744 --> 01:02:11,979 So I been meaning to ask you something. 1203 01:02:11,980 --> 01:02:13,739 [Reggie] What's up? 1204 01:02:13,740 --> 01:02:15,990 - Remember when I first showed you the place? 1205 01:02:16,860 --> 01:02:18,109 [Reggie] Yeah. 1206 01:02:18,110 --> 01:02:22,323 And I slipped with the N word. 1207 01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:23,993 Yeah. 1208 01:02:25,130 --> 01:02:26,772 Why'd you still move in? 1209 01:02:26,773 --> 01:02:28,569 I mean, why would you wanna live here? 1210 01:02:28,570 --> 01:02:30,839 I thought you'd be long gone? 1211 01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:32,319 I mean, what am I supposed to do? 1212 01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:35,739 Change my plans every time a White guy says the N word? 1213 01:02:35,740 --> 01:02:40,119 I mean, people like you and me didn't always get along. 1214 01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:41,671 I know that. 1215 01:02:41,672 --> 01:02:42,989 I think it's better to acknowledge it 1216 01:02:42,990 --> 01:02:45,223 than to pretend it never happened. 1217 01:02:46,180 --> 01:02:49,003 Yeah I mean, that's the way it was. 1218 01:02:51,538 --> 01:02:53,819 That's the way it was when I grew up. 1219 01:02:53,820 --> 01:02:55,503 It was Whites against Blacks. 1220 01:02:57,990 --> 01:03:01,899 That's how people in the street referred to Black people 1221 01:03:01,900 --> 01:03:03,582 by the N word. 1222 01:03:03,583 --> 01:03:05,083 I didn't think twice about it. 1223 01:03:06,510 --> 01:03:11,510 But fortunately I met new people, different places. 1224 01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:14,783 I was able to make my own choices, 1225 01:03:15,870 --> 01:03:17,300 but that meant reprogramming 1226 01:03:18,860 --> 01:03:23,469 and it's still a work in progress, man. 1227 01:03:23,470 --> 01:03:25,029 But regardless of how you felt and regardless 1228 01:03:25,030 --> 01:03:29,159 of how much you understand, I just needed to apologize. 1229 01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:32,303 And I need you to know that I was sorry. 1230 01:03:34,951 --> 01:03:35,951 I appreciate that. 1231 01:03:36,790 --> 01:03:38,780 You're from a different time, man. 1232 01:03:39,789 --> 01:03:40,959 I think you're trying to adjust 1233 01:03:40,960 --> 01:03:43,059 and that's the best you can do. 1234 01:03:43,060 --> 01:03:44,639 Your generation is less racist 1235 01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:47,019 and your parents' generation was less racist 1236 01:03:47,020 --> 01:03:49,479 than their parents' generation. 1237 01:03:49,480 --> 01:03:50,973 It's slow, but it's progress. 1238 01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:53,469 That was the thing, man. 1239 01:03:53,470 --> 01:03:54,922 My parents never said that. 1240 01:03:54,923 --> 01:03:56,089 I never heard that in the house. 1241 01:03:56,090 --> 01:03:57,719 My mother would never allow that. 1242 01:03:57,720 --> 01:03:59,549 Yo, what time is it? 1243 01:03:59,550 --> 01:04:01,373 Seven o'clock, why, what's up? 1244 01:04:03,149 --> 01:04:04,423 I forgot to call my mom. 1245 01:04:05,900 --> 01:04:08,190 It's too late now, she's asleep. 1246 01:04:08,191 --> 01:04:09,149 I mean, I could just call her tomorrow, 1247 01:04:09,150 --> 01:04:14,150 but every Saturday I like to call since I moved out here. 1248 01:04:17,073 --> 01:04:18,439 You call her once a week? 1249 01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:21,029 - Yeah, I haven't missed one since I got here, 1250 01:04:21,030 --> 01:04:24,913 but with everything going on, I guess I forgot. 1251 01:04:26,439 --> 01:04:27,529 It's not enough, man. 1252 01:04:27,530 --> 01:04:28,863 You gotta call her more. 1253 01:04:30,048 --> 01:04:31,198 We go on for a while. 1254 01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:33,403 It's a good talk. 1255 01:04:37,660 --> 01:04:41,223 - Yeah man, I used to call my mom every day. 1256 01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:47,433 I still go to the phone. 1257 01:04:53,536 --> 01:04:54,686 How long has it been? 1258 01:04:56,460 --> 01:04:57,710 Four years without her. 1259 01:05:02,100 --> 01:05:07,100 I used to say, "Ma, hang in there." 1260 01:05:08,417 --> 01:05:09,423 "It's gonna happen," 1261 01:05:12,397 --> 01:05:13,477 "It's gonna happen." 1262 01:05:16,670 --> 01:05:19,650 I just wanted to take care of her, man. 1263 01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:25,423 But I left them. 1264 01:05:26,620 --> 01:05:27,883 I left everybody. 1265 01:05:31,730 --> 01:05:32,563 I had a plan. 1266 01:05:35,340 --> 01:05:37,040 I wanted to get these things done. 1267 01:05:38,960 --> 01:05:41,030 I wanted to take care of her. 1268 01:05:47,470 --> 01:05:49,720 You leave everything, you know and love, man. 1269 01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:56,673 Next thing you know man, they're all gone. 1270 01:06:02,848 --> 01:06:05,038 Parents are gone. 1271 01:06:05,039 --> 01:06:06,872 Your friends are gone. 1272 01:06:10,750 --> 01:06:15,323 And here I am still chasing the dream. 1273 01:06:20,180 --> 01:06:21,043 And for what? 1274 01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:27,363 Even if that happens now, who am I gonna share it with? 1275 01:06:33,750 --> 01:06:34,750 Take it from me man, 1276 01:06:37,757 --> 01:06:40,707 know what's important to you before it's too late (crying). 1277 01:06:59,538 --> 01:07:02,722 ♪ Who do you think you are ♪ 1278 01:07:02,723 --> 01:07:04,093 [Man On TV] What a relief. 1279 01:07:05,900 --> 01:07:07,259 Hey just think, tomorrow at dawn, 1280 01:07:07,260 --> 01:07:09,739 you'll be coming up out of the water with the treasure. 1281 01:07:09,740 --> 01:07:11,509 Have a big sumptuous wedding. 1282 01:07:11,510 --> 01:07:13,659 - [Harold] Yeah, dancing girls, coconut frappes, 1283 01:07:13,660 --> 01:07:14,973 music, oh boy. 1284 01:07:17,190 --> 01:07:19,609 Hey, how am I gonna come up with the treasure? 1285 01:07:19,610 --> 01:07:21,739 - [Man On TV] Because you're going down for it. 1286 01:07:21,740 --> 01:07:22,790 [Harold] Oh, I see. 1287 01:07:24,220 --> 01:07:27,209 Wait a minute, not me! 1288 01:07:27,210 --> 01:07:29,659 No, I even get the bends when I'm ducking for apples 1289 01:07:29,660 --> 01:07:31,159 You're the diver. 1290 01:07:31,160 --> 01:07:31,992 [Man On TV] I'm the diver? 1291 01:07:31,993 --> 01:07:33,619 [Harold] Yeah, you're the diver. 1292 01:07:33,620 --> 01:07:34,749 [Man On TV] Oh Harold, you don't know 1293 01:07:34,750 --> 01:07:35,839 what this means to me. 1294 01:07:35,840 --> 01:07:37,449 This is the nicest thing you've ever done. 1295 01:07:37,450 --> 01:07:39,759 Letting me be Lola's number one boy. 1296 01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:41,813 Well, this changes everything. 1297 01:07:43,350 --> 01:07:44,629 [Harold] I thought I was Lola's boy? 1298 01:07:44,630 --> 01:07:46,689 [Man On TV] You were, but you resigned. 1299 01:07:46,690 --> 01:07:49,693 So now I go down a pauper and I come up a prince. 1300 01:07:52,750 --> 01:07:53,659 [Harold] Oh no you don't. 1301 01:07:53,660 --> 01:07:55,082 That's the way it's gonna be, 1302 01:07:55,083 --> 01:07:55,915 I'm going to be dunked. 1303 01:07:55,916 --> 01:07:57,089 - [Man On TV] Oh no, no, no, I can't let you do it. 1304 01:07:57,090 --> 01:07:58,560 It's too dangerous. 1305 01:07:58,561 --> 01:08:02,299 - [Harold] Ha, I laugh at danger, ha, ha, ha. 1306 01:08:02,300 --> 01:08:05,259 [Man On TV] Okay, if you insist. 1307 01:08:05,260 --> 01:08:07,860 You get the jewels, you get the princess, goodnight. 1308 01:08:24,110 --> 01:08:25,023 Oh, sorry man. 1309 01:08:26,075 --> 01:08:27,423 I was trying not to wake you. 1310 01:08:28,477 --> 01:08:29,310 It's all good. 1311 01:08:30,500 --> 01:08:33,019 Tenants be calling you on Sundays too? 1312 01:08:33,020 --> 01:08:35,729 Yes they do, but not today. 1313 01:08:35,730 --> 01:08:36,963 At least not yet anyway. 1314 01:08:38,290 --> 01:08:39,940 I'm on my way to church actually. 1315 01:08:41,506 --> 01:08:43,206 I forgot that was still a thing. 1316 01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:47,521 I take it you won't be coming with me? 1317 01:08:47,522 --> 01:08:48,354 Is it one of them churches 1318 01:08:48,355 --> 01:08:50,009 where you got to eat the body of Christ? 1319 01:08:50,010 --> 01:08:52,110 I got a pretty serious gluten intolerance. 1320 01:08:53,350 --> 01:08:55,369 Are you saying you're allergic to Jesus? 1321 01:08:55,370 --> 01:08:56,563 It's how God made me. 1322 01:08:58,145 --> 01:09:00,329 - No, you don't have to worry about communion. 1323 01:09:00,330 --> 01:09:02,219 I'm running a little late so by the time we get there, 1324 01:09:02,220 --> 01:09:04,963 mass will be over and most likely it'll just be us. 1325 01:09:06,270 --> 01:09:07,948 All right, I'll go. 1326 01:09:07,949 --> 01:09:10,559 I could use some heaven points just in case, 1327 01:09:10,560 --> 01:09:11,393 you never know. 1328 01:09:13,560 --> 01:09:14,393 Good idea. 1329 01:09:30,012 --> 01:09:32,845 (mid tempo music) 1330 01:10:50,591 --> 01:10:51,819 You know how great you gotta be 1331 01:10:51,820 --> 01:10:53,859 for people to think that you're the Son of God? 1332 01:10:53,860 --> 01:10:56,389 That's the only logical explanation 1333 01:10:56,390 --> 01:10:57,640 is you're the Son of God. 1334 01:10:59,180 --> 01:11:01,553 Well, He is the son of God. 1335 01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:06,593 - Either way, He got people believing He's the Son of God. 1336 01:11:08,020 --> 01:11:09,279 If I saw Jesus curing a blind I'd think, 1337 01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:11,659 "All right, I found my eye doctor." 1338 01:11:11,660 --> 01:11:14,919 But I'm not gonna think God messed around and had a kid, 1339 01:11:14,920 --> 01:11:16,083 that's another level. 1340 01:11:17,630 --> 01:11:20,579 - He did a lot more than just cure the blind you know? 1341 01:11:20,580 --> 01:11:23,199 I know, He was so great, 1342 01:11:23,200 --> 01:11:25,663 He convinced people He's got God's DNA. 1343 01:11:26,922 --> 01:11:28,022 I could never do that. 1344 01:11:30,109 --> 01:11:31,609 I'm never gonna be that great. 1345 01:11:34,011 --> 01:11:34,911 I mean, I'm trying 1346 01:11:36,270 --> 01:11:37,173 I'm really trying. 1347 01:11:43,356 --> 01:11:45,556 I think I might just be a regular guy Frank. 1348 01:11:49,340 --> 01:11:53,821 There's nothing wrong with that, man. 1349 01:11:53,822 --> 01:11:55,637 There's nothing wrong with that at all. 1350 01:12:23,521 --> 01:12:26,688 (car doors slam shut) 1351 01:12:27,790 --> 01:12:28,940 Let's go see a movie. 1352 01:12:30,306 --> 01:12:31,669 I told you I don't go to the movies. 1353 01:12:31,670 --> 01:12:35,423 - I know, but with all due respect man, that's just stupid. 1354 01:12:37,430 --> 01:12:38,769 Excuse me? 1355 01:12:38,770 --> 01:12:40,749 - You moved out here 'cause you love movies 1356 01:12:40,750 --> 01:12:42,549 and maybe you didn't become the next Al Pacino, 1357 01:12:42,550 --> 01:12:44,323 but it doesn't mean it was a waste. 1358 01:12:47,587 --> 01:12:50,487 - I usually get Pesci, but I'm fine being Pacino. 1359 01:12:54,242 --> 01:12:56,003 Just tell me you're happy being Frank. 1360 01:13:00,348 --> 01:13:03,431 (cell phone ringing) 1361 01:13:05,490 --> 01:13:06,323 It's Maya. 1362 01:13:07,695 --> 01:13:08,893 What are you waiting for? 1363 01:13:12,160 --> 01:13:12,992 Hey, what's up? 1364 01:13:12,993 --> 01:13:15,129 [Maya] Hey, where are you? 1365 01:13:15,130 --> 01:13:16,999 We should talk. 1366 01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:18,669 I'm hanging out with Frank. 1367 01:13:18,670 --> 01:13:23,099 - [Maya] Frank, the apartment manager seriously? 1368 01:13:23,100 --> 01:13:26,113 For real, where are you? 1369 01:13:27,460 --> 01:13:29,513 [Maya] Well, I'm at home now. 1370 01:13:30,420 --> 01:13:31,999 - I thought you were supposed to shoot another day. 1371 01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:36,729 - [Maya] I was, but something happened, it's whatever. 1372 01:13:36,730 --> 01:13:39,553 - I'll be home soon if you wanna talk about it. 1373 01:13:40,850 --> 01:13:42,043 [Maya] Okay, sure. 1374 01:13:43,270 --> 01:13:44,753 Okay, bye. 1375 01:13:50,180 --> 01:13:51,659 What's up? 1376 01:13:51,660 --> 01:13:52,533 She's back. 1377 01:13:53,942 --> 01:13:55,622 It's what you were waiting for isn't it? 1378 01:13:56,340 --> 01:13:57,183 Yeah. 1379 01:14:00,476 --> 01:14:02,243 - Well, you can't go back looking like that. 1380 01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:04,839 What's the problem? 1381 01:14:04,840 --> 01:14:06,649 This could be it man. 1382 01:14:06,650 --> 01:14:08,189 What do you mean? 1383 01:14:08,190 --> 01:14:09,579 This could be the end. 1384 01:14:09,580 --> 01:14:11,469 We didn't exactly leave on the best terms. 1385 01:14:11,470 --> 01:14:14,429 And I've been able to keep it out of my mind thanks to you, 1386 01:14:14,430 --> 01:14:17,840 but it's time to face the music. 1387 01:14:17,841 --> 01:14:20,449 I'm not sure I'm gonna like what I hear. 1388 01:14:20,450 --> 01:14:23,723 Listen, you're a good man. 1389 01:14:24,880 --> 01:14:26,169 Just tell her how you feel about her. 1390 01:14:26,170 --> 01:14:27,150 She'll see that. 1391 01:14:28,580 --> 01:14:29,980 I thought you were a rapper. 1392 01:14:30,903 --> 01:14:32,909 What does that have to do with anything? 1393 01:14:32,910 --> 01:14:33,742 I thought you'd be a little 1394 01:14:33,743 --> 01:14:35,450 more comfortable expressing yourself. 1395 01:14:37,200 --> 01:14:38,713 Rap is like poetry isn't it? 1396 01:14:39,580 --> 01:14:40,413 Yeah. 1397 01:14:41,449 --> 01:14:43,742 Why don't you write her a love rap? 1398 01:14:43,743 --> 01:14:47,379 A love rap? 1399 01:14:47,380 --> 01:14:48,903 No man, that's not what I do. 1400 01:14:49,790 --> 01:14:50,640 What do you do? 1401 01:14:52,040 --> 01:14:55,459 - I just rap man what I'm feeling, what I'm thinking. 1402 01:14:55,460 --> 01:14:57,073 Not love rap stuff. 1403 01:14:59,130 --> 01:15:00,130 [Frank] Like what? 1404 01:15:04,636 --> 01:15:05,468 I kind of been working 1405 01:15:05,469 --> 01:15:06,849 on this thing over the weekend in my head, 1406 01:15:06,850 --> 01:15:09,163 but it's rap man. 1407 01:15:10,830 --> 01:15:12,182 It's not for you. 1408 01:15:12,183 --> 01:15:13,219 Give it a shot. 1409 01:15:13,220 --> 01:15:14,053 Let's hear it. 1410 01:15:20,573 --> 01:15:22,168 ♪ You can keep the fame ♪ 1411 01:15:22,169 --> 01:15:24,702 ♪ Just hand me the fortune ♪ 1412 01:15:24,703 --> 01:15:26,347 ♪ Every man is important ♪ 1413 01:15:26,348 --> 01:15:27,573 ♪ I don't have to be Jordan ♪ 1414 01:15:27,574 --> 01:15:30,126 ♪ I'm happy just scoring ♪ 1415 01:15:30,127 --> 01:15:32,730 ♪ 'Cause fame seem actually boring ♪ 1416 01:15:32,731 --> 01:15:34,461 ♪ Everywhere you go they all know it's you ♪ 1417 01:15:34,462 --> 01:15:36,561 ♪ I think it's hopeless to wanna be noticed ♪ 1418 01:15:36,562 --> 01:15:37,537 ♪ After they noticed you ♪ 1419 01:15:37,538 --> 01:15:39,967 ♪ Then what you supposed to do ♪ 1420 01:15:39,968 --> 01:15:42,292 ♪ Yeah I'm trying to be well-known ♪ 1421 01:15:42,293 --> 01:15:44,135 ♪ But when knowledge is self ♪ 1422 01:15:44,136 --> 01:15:45,014 ♪ Like everyone else ♪ 1423 01:15:45,015 --> 01:15:46,092 ♪ I'm gonna end up as a book ♪ 1424 01:15:46,093 --> 01:15:47,524 ♪ On the top of the shelf ♪ 1425 01:15:47,525 --> 01:15:49,506 ♪ Collecting the dust ♪ 1426 01:15:49,507 --> 01:15:51,057 ♪ It's embedded in us ♪ 1427 01:15:51,058 --> 01:15:53,497 ♪ If you love it when they're adoring ya ♪ 1428 01:15:53,498 --> 01:15:55,687 ♪ You're gonna hate it when they're ignoring ya ♪ 1429 01:15:55,688 --> 01:15:57,023 ♪ Quick fast euphoria ♪ 1430 01:15:57,024 --> 01:16:00,191 ♪ Seek transit Gloria ♪ 1431 01:16:06,060 --> 01:16:08,119 Come on man, you can't do me like that. 1432 01:16:08,120 --> 01:16:09,320 You gotta say something. 1433 01:16:12,200 --> 01:16:13,600 You're gonna be just fine. 1434 01:16:17,046 --> 01:16:20,129 (car engine roaring) 1435 01:16:37,446 --> 01:16:40,279 (door slams shut) 1436 01:16:49,330 --> 01:16:52,563 So good luck in there. 1437 01:16:54,370 --> 01:16:55,202 Don't mess this up. 1438 01:16:55,203 --> 01:16:57,239 You're gonna wind up like me. 1439 01:16:57,240 --> 01:16:59,240 Come on man, don't scare me like that. 1440 01:17:01,860 --> 01:17:04,003 Thank you for everything. 1441 01:17:04,990 --> 01:17:08,747 - It's all good, man. (mid tempo music) 1442 01:17:15,320 --> 01:17:18,123 - Hey, good thing is you're getting out of that movie. 1443 01:17:19,410 --> 01:17:20,243 We'll see. 1444 01:17:44,950 --> 01:17:45,783 Hey. 1445 01:17:48,440 --> 01:17:49,273 Hey. 1446 01:17:50,644 --> 01:17:52,179 When did you get back? 1447 01:17:52,180 --> 01:17:53,363 Like an hour ago. 1448 01:17:54,470 --> 01:17:57,222 Did y'all rap early or what happened? 1449 01:17:57,223 --> 01:17:58,123 Like you care. 1450 01:18:01,063 --> 01:18:04,499 - Look, I've been going through my own things. 1451 01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:06,889 The music thing ain't happening like I thought it would 1452 01:18:06,890 --> 01:18:09,339 And I guess I built my ego up 1453 01:18:09,340 --> 01:18:11,689 so I wouldn't feel too down about it, 1454 01:18:11,690 --> 01:18:13,399 but that's not working either 1455 01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:14,299 'cause it's getting in the way 1456 01:18:14,300 --> 01:18:16,649 of me making memories with you. 1457 01:18:16,650 --> 01:18:20,799 So I don't know what to do, but I do know 1458 01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:23,329 that loving you is the greatest thing I've ever done. 1459 01:18:23,330 --> 01:18:25,869 And if it's the greatest thing I ever do, 1460 01:18:25,870 --> 01:18:27,673 it's more than enough for me. 1461 01:18:28,790 --> 01:18:32,379 I'm sorry and if it's cool with you, 1462 01:18:32,380 --> 01:18:33,683 I'll be there next time. 1463 01:18:35,430 --> 01:18:37,059 That's sweet babe, 1464 01:18:37,060 --> 01:18:39,589 but I really don't want you to give up on your dreams. 1465 01:18:39,590 --> 01:18:41,849 I won't, I just got some dreams 1466 01:18:41,850 --> 01:18:43,469 that have already come true. 1467 01:18:43,470 --> 01:18:45,070 I don't wanna forget that again. 1468 01:18:46,960 --> 01:18:48,563 Okay, what got into you? 1469 01:18:49,410 --> 01:18:52,260 Did you have some near death experience while I was gone? 1470 01:18:53,650 --> 01:18:56,569 - No, I've been hanging out with Frank actually. 1471 01:18:56,570 --> 01:19:01,389 - Seriously, that's basically the same thing. 1472 01:19:01,390 --> 01:19:03,109 He's really not so bad. 1473 01:19:03,110 --> 01:19:05,859 We were supposed to go to the movies when you called. 1474 01:19:05,860 --> 01:19:06,849 You should come. 1475 01:19:06,850 --> 01:19:09,429 He hasn't been to the theater in like 20 years. 1476 01:19:09,430 --> 01:19:11,079 Yeah, I'll pass. 1477 01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:13,773 Come on, he's my friend I think. 1478 01:19:15,050 --> 01:19:18,699 Fine, let's see what this hype is about. 1479 01:19:18,700 --> 01:19:19,569 When are you going? 1480 01:19:19,570 --> 01:19:21,889 Whenever you tell me about your weekend. 1481 01:19:21,890 --> 01:19:23,403 I saw that posts on IG. 1482 01:19:24,612 --> 01:19:26,409 It looked like you and your Coachella boyfriend 1483 01:19:26,410 --> 01:19:28,059 was getting pretty cozy. 1484 01:19:28,060 --> 01:19:29,689 Who, DJ? 1485 01:19:29,690 --> 01:19:31,369 Yeah, DJ's pretty great. 1486 01:19:31,370 --> 01:19:34,019 He always knew exactly what to say to cheer me up. 1487 01:19:34,020 --> 01:19:35,849 Oh yeah? 1488 01:19:35,850 --> 01:19:38,099 Yeah, such a doll. 1489 01:19:38,100 --> 01:19:39,289 It's too bad he's gay though 1490 01:19:39,290 --> 01:19:41,590 'cause we looked so good together (chuckling). 1491 01:19:44,460 --> 01:19:48,073 Babe, you don't have to worry about anything. 1492 01:19:49,880 --> 01:19:51,330 We're in this together, okay? 1493 01:20:13,739 --> 01:20:16,322 (gentle music) 1494 01:20:54,615 --> 01:20:57,365 (dramatic music) 1495 01:20:59,242 --> 01:21:01,825 (upbeat music) 1496 01:21:27,621 --> 01:21:30,567 (Frank laughing) 1497 01:21:30,568 --> 01:21:33,151 (upbeat music)