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[panting]
[TV playing in background]
[sniffles]
[Ada] Beth?
Is that you?
Yeah, Mom.
[chatter continues on TV]
[Ada] Get my lo mein?
Yeah, Mom.
[Ada] You tell 'em to put an extra soy sauce packet?
They do every night.
[Ada] My AcuRite says the real feel is negative 13.
Oh, yeah?
Did you have a good day?
I guess.
Slept a lot.
Anything good on TV?
I watched two episodes of the Hot Bench
and they let that new urban judge hog up too much screen time.
Mom, how many times do I have to tell you
that you can't use the word "urban" to describe a person?
I'm trying to paint a picture here, Beth.
I don't know what you want me to say.
Do you want me to say I don't prefer Judge Joseph?
- Does that make me racist? - Yes.
It sort of does.
Oh, I'm sorry.
- You wanna watch a movie? - Sure.
Will you read me the titles?
I wanna make an informed decision.
[TV continues]
[Beth] Okay, we've got...
Mystic Pizza.
Steel Magnolias?
Pretty Woman?
Mmm.
Flatliners?
Mm-mm, no, I don't wanna watch Flatliners.
Okay, I'll keep going, then.
Uh, Sleeping with the Enemy.
No.
Uh, The Pelican Brief.
- Yeah, put that one on the "maybe" pile. - Mom, come on.
I am so tired.
Can we please just watch My Best Friend's Wedding?
- [Ada snoring] - [woman on TV] I know this is not the best time,
but could you please pick me?
Pick me to be your wife.
Beth, come here, come here, come here!
- Can it wait? - No, no, no, no.
It'll only take a sec. Come here.
So I'm going through all the Sausage Messages today.
You wanna see my favorite one that I've ever seen probably in my entire life?
Beck, these messages are private.
[Beck] Yeah, I know, but you gotta see this one.
She sent this to her co-worker
she's cheating on her husband with.
Aw! Huh?
Isn't this like a major breach of trust?
Yeah, of course.
I could ruin these people's lives,
but, you know, whatever, it's kinda cool.
Okay. Thanks, Beck.
Yeah, okay. I'll see ya.
[woman] None of your fucking business.
None of your fucking business, okay?
Like, how would you get that?
I'm not gonna tell you exactly where I am
at every fucking moment of the day.
That's psychotic.
Do you hear yours-- are you--
are you not even hearing yourself?
No... fuck off.
[TV playing]
Will you do me a favor, hon?
Will you go check on the memorial?
[TV playing]
[knocking] Hey, Robbie.
- [Robbie] Hey. - Hi.
What ya up to?
[Robbie] Just working on some drawings.
Did you get a chance to eat dinner?
[Robbie] Mm, no, no yet.
Well...
I could bring you some Lo mein if you want.
I don't. But I'll let you know.
Okay.
Tomorrow morning, could you take me to Target?
Oh, sure.
Sure, yeah.
You know I'm also happy to drive you
to the DMV whenever you want,
so you can take your driver's test.
Now is not really a good time.
I'm pretty slammed with all these art projects.
Okay.
Hey, could you close the door on your way out, please?
Yeah.
You got it.
- [TV playing] - [Ada snoring]
[Jose, echoing] Beth.
Beth!
Yeah.
It's your turn.
- Huh? - Marry, fuck, kill.
Catherine Zeta-Jones, Huey Lewis, Kate Upton.
Who's Kate Upton?
Uh, who is Kate Upton?
You feeling okay?
Sorry, I think I need some fresh air.
[chuckles]
- [Kendra] Hey. - [screams]
I didn't mean to scare you.
[sighs] No, you didn't scare me.
Really? 'Cause you literally screamed.
What? No.
So, do you like listening to strangers' conversations?
No, that's not what I was doing.
I'm sorry if it seemed that way.
I didn't...
I'm fucking with you. [laughs]
That was some loser from Chaska who took me on one date
to see the Blue Man Group
and now he thinks we're like married.
Oh.
I mean, he wore Sketchers, so...
Mm.
I work at a Thai restaurant down the block.
Oh, Mai Thai?
That's the one.
I had to work a double today, because my co-worker
had to go home and take care of her daughter who has like,
a dent in her skull or something.
And like, I'm not trying to be insensitive
about people with disabilities, but like,
I had to work 12 hours straight, you know.
And I don't even get overtime.
Oh, my God.
Also, this huge vat of sweet chili sauce
flipped and it got all over my phone.
And now my phone's like sticky and my eyes burn when I use it.
It's terrible.
Okay, I can tell that this story is boring you.
[Kendra] You obviously don't give a shit.
No, that's not... I'm sorry that...
Oh, sorry. Do you want some?
I actually work inside.
I think I should probably get back in there.
Do you wanna get a drink or something?
[Kendra] Like I could really use a drink.
[indistinct chatter]
[Kendra] What can I grab you to drink?
I'll just have whatever you're having.
Okay, I'm gonna get a Tequila Sunrise.
Sounds fun.
Okay.
[indistinct chatter]
- What are you doin'? - Oh, hey. Nothing.
Hey, alright.
Um, bottom's up.
Bottom... oh, okay.
Mmm.
[coughs]
So like what's that place you work at?
It's a warehouse for Talcott Sausage.
It's a sausage company.
I work in the shipping department.
Cool.
Is it?
Yeah, I mean, we manufacture and send sausages to people.
My department is kind of like, um, the middle man or woman.
I guess, but I'm the only woman that works there.
So...
So who like buys sausage?
A lot of people.
The owner's son just moved back from Boulder
and took over operations.
He's kinda trying to rebrand us like a cool brewery.
But it's like, sausage, you know.
He started this new program
where we send sausage baskets to people.
Um, it's called "Sausage Messages"
where you like, include a message with it.
- Sorry, Sausage Messages? - Mm-hmm.
That's fascinating that he came up
with literally the worst name
and then like still decided to use it.
He's got a pretty limited imagination.
And what kind of pathetic loser
would like send a sausage message?
There is this option to include a photo
and it's supposed to be...
like to show us how you want the basket arranged,
but people seem to think that we include
the photo in the basket,
so we get a lot of pretty perverted photos
that people don't realize we see.
Like dick pics?
A lot of women, actually.
Not as many dick pics as you think.
[chuckles]
Nobody's ever asked me this much about my job before.
Mm, I've never met anybody who works at a warehouse.
Your fingernails must be like fucked up.
So like, do you like it?
It's not bad.
I mean aside from the light sexual harassment,
all the guys are pretty nice.
Wait, so they sexually harass you?
I-- I can't tell if you're kidding.
No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
Oh.
I mean sometimes the make really uncomfortable jokes
about sex around me or they'll like,
comment on the clothes that I'm wearing.
But mostly, I think they're just messing around.
Okay, that's sexual harassment.
Like, if you looked up sexual harassment
in any book, that's exactly the example it would give.
Yeah?
Yes.
God, I'm curious what your definition
of sexual harassment is.
You should like whistleblow or something.
Yeah.
[water running]
Sorry, it's such a mess.
I've been staying with that guy from Chaska.
Ugh.
[Kendra] So, I haven't really been around.
Shit.
Mm, this should reboot any second.
Holy shit. You fixed it.
That's-- oh, God. Thank you so much.
I, um...
Okay, this is insane,
but I don't actually know your name.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, I guess we skipped that part. I'm Beth.
Kendra. Nice to meet you.
I mean, I owe you big time.
Thank you so much for fixing my Wi-Fi.
[TV playing]
Oh, do you wanna,
do you wanna watch 24with me?
Oh.
I should probably, um...
Yeah, no, I actually have to go home
and take care of my mom.
Okay.
Plus, I've never seen 24before,
so I'd probably be confused about what's going on.
I'd be all like, "Who's that?"
[Beth] Probably be really annoying for you.
Oh, well, I mean,
each episode is like pretty self-contained,
but don't worry about it.
Yeah, alright, um...
[Beth] Cool. Well...
I'll see ya.
[TV playing]
Is that...
[Beth] It's me, Mom.
Here you go.
What the heck is this?
It's dinner.
[Ada] Well, I know, but what is it?
I didn't have time to stop at Kwan's, trust me,
it's the same stuff.
[ticking]
[blender whirring]
[Robbie] What are you doing?
Oh, noth-- not... nothing.
Why are you drinking an energy drink?
It's like 10:00.
I like the taste.
Look at this fucking loser.
Look how small his dick is. That's unbelievable.
I just don't think you should be snooping around people's on Sausage Messages.
I have to check to make sure they don't go over the character limit.
And plus, if you're sending somebody a Sausage Message,
you deserve to be mercilessly ridiculed.
- Look at this dick. This is my life. - Gross.
Hello.
Check it out.
Shit.
[vehicle beeping, whirring]
[Beth] Hey.
Sausage Factory.
As boring as I thought.
This is the warehouse, not the factory. But...
Jesus, why are you pushing me?
Sorry, it's just some of those guys
can be pigs sometimes.
Oh, right. The whole sexual harassment thing.
Do they ever compare their dicks to sausages?
All the time.
So, what are you doing here?
Jesus Christ, I just wanted to say hi.
Oh.
Sorry, hi.
Also, I was wondering if maybe you could swing by
and take a look at my printer since you're such a tech wizard.
I don't know what you did to my internet,
but it's now fucking fast as shit.
I just unplugged the modem and plugged it back in.
But yeah, yeah, no, I, I would love to check it out.
Oh, amazing. I have to print out a resume.
I'm applying to this new job and they need it ASAP.
Oh.
Are you like quitting Mai Thai or...
No, no, no.
It's just a side gig for some extra cash.
Although, I would love to quit Mai Thai.
I mean, especially right now.
It's such a nightmare.
We ran out of Moo Ping, our signature dish.
And my manager, Philip, is like freaking out because,
of course, all the regulars are pissed and I get it.
But like, get your shit together.
Order more Moo Ping. That's on you, not on me.
But I don't wanna come to work when you're all fuck--
I think you're out of magenta ink.
Oh, well, my resume is in black and white, so...
Right.
But I think it won't like print anything
unless all of them are full.
Are you joking?
That's literally the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.
Fuckin' Epson piece of shit.
It's actually an HP.
- [Kendra] Sorry, what? - [clears throat]
Hewlett-Packard.
- Do you want a drink? - Sure.
You got any Tequila Sunrises?
- Grab us some beers. - Cool.
Cool.
Fuck.
[water running]
- [door opens] - [Kendra] Oh, the beer just goes right through me.
Yeah, I can tell.
Should I go?
- Oh, no, no. You're fine. - [urinating]
[Kendra] Oh!
Sup, bitch?
I really like this couch.
Yeah, the Latin guy who lived here before me,
left it, so I kept it.
[chuckles]
Yeah, the fabric is...
Um, so you,
you said you live with your mom.
Yeah.
Um, she's sick so I'm taking care of her.
My brother lives with us, too.
Oh, so you're like kind of the older sister
who takes care of everyone?
Um, younger but, yeah.
How old is your brother?
He's 35.
And he still lives with you?
He's been through some stuff.
He, um...
He was engaged to this woman who left him on the morning of their wedding.
Shit.
And then our dad died a few years ago.
And then shortly after the funeral,
he got hit by a mega bus.
Uh, maybe on purpose
and he's never really been same ever since.
Um, fuck.
But he's an artist
and he's really trying to get that going, so like,
it, it makes sense for him to be based out of our house for now.
[Beth] But it doesn't really bother me.
He mostly just stays in his room
and watches America's Funniest Home Videos.
Jesus.
[vape pen hisses]
I was supposedly the first baby to ever send an email.
Wow, really?
Yeah, the radio station did a whole story on it
and everything.
Cool.
[grunts]
How does a baby send an email?
Honestly, I don't know.
[chuckles]
[door opens]
[Joe] Got some more mild Italian here.
[Beth] You could just put 'em over there.
Eh, forget about it.
I guess that's more New York though.
[Beth] Hmm?
Hey, some of the guys are going to this
dueling piano bar down on 5th street after work.
You should come.
I can't really...
Oh, you gotta take care of your mom.
I do.
I mean, ever come out with us, Beth.
Um...
My mom.
Yeah.
You're a good daughter.
Very responsible.
Thanks. Yeah, I try.
Don't you ever get tired of it though?
Like all that work.
All that responsibility.
Don't you ever just wanna cut loose
and have some fun?
[Joe] Maybe we'll have more fun sometimes.
Right?
You know?
[Tommy] Sup, nerds?
Nothing.
Just talkin' to Beth here.
[sauce sloshing]
Fuck! Fuck!
- [Kendra] Hello? - Hey.
Um, it's Beth.
[Kendra] Oh, my God.
Are you actually calling me right now,
like on a fucking phone?
Oh, I'm sorry. Should I not? Is this a bad time?
[Kendra] No, no, no. It's not a bad time.
It's just fucking hilarious.
What's up?
Uh, I just wanted to see what you were doing.
[Kendra] I'm at a bar with that guy from before.
Remember? Uh...
[Kendra laughs]
Um, didn't you say that you broke up with him?
[Kendra] Okay, I didn't like break up with him.
What are you, 80? No, no, no.
He was just being annoying, so I just like,
stopped hanging out with him.
Oh, cool.
But so, now you are again.
[Kendra] Listen, what are you doing?
You should totally come with us.
We're at club So Chlo I think it's like a play
on Sodium Chloride.
Like Salt.
Although I'm really confused about what the insinuation is supposed to be.
Like sweat, cum.
Oh, yeah, I don't know.
[Kendra] You should come!
You are screaming so loud right now.
[Kendra] Yeah, I'm like on top of a subwoofer,
it's really fucked up.
Oh, wow.
[Kendra] I also did some coke.
Well, I should probably go. He's coming back.
Okay.
[Kendra] Okay, see ya!
Kisses!
[phone beeps]
[indistinct chatter on TV]
[laughing]
- What are you doing? - [Beth] Jesus!
Robbie, don't just pop out of nowhere
and ask people what they're doing.
Sorry.
How am I supposed to ask instead?
I don't know.
How is your art going?
[Robbie] Okay.
[Beth] It's good?
Almost done with my Lego piece.
That's great.
Have you thought about submitting it
to the art institute to see if they might wanna show it?
That's not really how it works.
Okay.
I'll be down in my room.
Night.
[Robbie] Night.
[Beth] Shit.
[phone vibrates]
- Hello. - [Kendra] Hey, it's me.
Oh, my God.
Are you calling me on a phone?
[Kendra] Ha-ha, very funny, Beth.
So, what are you up to? Are you home now?
What happened to what's his face?
[Kendra] Oh, my God.
It was this whole thing.
He like freaked out on the bartender,
because his 7 and 7 was too weak.
Oh my God, they got into this big argument
and he said he was gonna go rogue on his ass,
which like I'm not even sure what that means.
But I was just like, "Oh my God, I cannot deal with this."
So, I just left.
Now I'm back here eating
a bag of shredded cheddar cheese.
You're just eating shredded cheddar cheese?
[Kendra] Yeah, I mean it's like normal cheese
just in a different shape.
What are you up to?
[Beth] N...
It's pretty hard to explain.
[Kendra] Oh, my God.
I don't even know what that means.
You are so weird.
I fucking love it.
Hey, can I come over to your place?
You mean like right now?
[Kendra] No, no, no. I just mean like sometime.
I wanna see where you live.
Oh, sure, yeah.
Um...
Do you wanna come over for supper sometime?
[Kendra] Will your mom and brother be there?
Um, yeah.
They'll be here technically, but--
[Kendra] I wanna meet them.
Oh, my God, no.
That actually sounds like a really bad idea.
[Kendra] Wait, what about tomorrow?
- Uh-- - [Kendra] Come on.
I know you don't have anything planned.
What? No. How do you know?
[Kendra] Okay, you have five seconds to tell me
what you have planned before I hang up.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
[Kendra mimics horn sound]
Exactly. See you tomorrow.
[phone beeps]
Hey, Beth.
What's up, Mr. Talcott?
Beth, please. Call me "Brant."
Sorry, Brant.
What's up?
So, you know the, uh,
cleaning lady who comes in at night?
She cleans all the dishes and the coffee cups stuff,
which is great,
but there's a little bit of an issue.
She never shuts off the hot water
even when she's like putting the clean dishes away
on the shelf.
It's just, it's not, it's not good.
It's a disaster, environmentally.
A disaster?
Well, yeah.
And what would you like me to do about it?
[grunts]
Do you think you could, uh, you could maybe talk to her
and tell her like,
shut the water off when she's not using it
or something like that?
You want me to say something to her?
Yeah, I mean, I can't go talk to her.
It's white man telling a black woman
what to do it's just...
it doesn't look good.
Yeah, okay.
- Okay, I could say something. - Thanks, man.
I also, I forgot to ask.
Is it cool if I take off a little early today?
Yeah, of course, of course.
Just make sure you...
Yeah, I will say something.
Hey.
It's Linda, right?
Yeah.
You're doing such a great job.
He just wanted me to come over and tell you
how much he appreciates all your hard work.
Okay.
[Beth] Okay.
Well, I will let you get back to it.
Have a great night.
[Ada] Beth!
Beth!
Yeah, Mom?
The reception on the TV's bad.
It's cable. There's no reception.
[Ada] But it's all fuzzy.
Beth, it's all fuzzy.
[knocks on the door]
[Beth] Hey, Robbie.
- Hey. - Sure, come in.
What are you doin'?
I'm making a diorama of things on Amazon Prime
that are under a dollar.
Oh, cool.
Hey, so you know I have a friend coming over for dinner?
Yeah, you told me to clean the toilet and I did.
Yeah, that's not what I was gonna ask you.
Um...
You know, your Lego art piece that's in the dining room.
Lego sculpture.
Okay.
Your Lego sculpture.
I was just... I don't want it to get ruined
and so I was thinking maybe we could move it for the night.
It's site-specific.
What?
[sighs]
Meaning that it does not work
outside of the context of the table, Beth.
Right. Uh, but maybe just for tonight.
Would you ask Marcel Duchamp
to move one of his iconic Readymades?
Yeah, I would if it were where we were eating dinner, yeah.
Okay.
Well, there's no food allowed inside of the MoMA, so...
Okay, Robbie.
Fuc--
She's here. Okay. Hey.
Never mind.
- Oh. Hi. - Oh, sorry.
Okay.
- Hi. - Hi.
Look, before we go in there, I just wanted to warn you.
About?
Um, my family.
It's just whatever happens tonight,
can you please promise me that you won't stop hanging out
with me?
Ooh, I can't promise you anything,
but I did bring some wine, so.
"Sammy Hagar Merl-oh, Baby."
Yes, it comes
highly recommended from the guy at the wine shop.
No, I'm just kidding.
It was the only thing under 10 bucks, so...
[classic music playing]
[wine pouring]
Do you like the broccoli, Robbie?
Do I like the broccoli?
Yeah.
Yeah, I guess.
What's the sauce on it?
- Butter. - Oh.
[Ada] I'm so sorry, dear.
But I didn't catch your name.
- Kendra. - Kendra. Right.
There's a character named Kendra in the DC Comics universe.
Oh, cool.
She's Hawkgirl.
Um, basically what happened is she was a woman
who committed suicide and then, uh, when her soul left her body,
her grandfather's cousin's soul, the original Hawkgirl,
Shiera Hall, golden age Hawkgirl,
entered it.
And then, uh, Kendra was able to become the new Hawkgirl.
Yeah, no. I'm not named after her, so.
I know. I'm just saying.
Why didn't Julia Roberts ever do a superhero movie?
This isn't a movie. This is a comic book.
Well, I understand that, Robbie.
But I mean, she's so pretty and strong.
Have you ever noticed how strong Julia Roberts' arms are?
No, I haven't noticed. No.
And she got no fat under here at all.
My mom really likes her.
I only watch Julia Roberts' movies.
You mean like, literally?
Yes, she's got 41 VHS tapes.
All Julia Roberts' movies.
39 movies.
But I have three copies of Runaway Bride.
So, sorry, I just have to ask you about, uh...
About what?
It's our dad.
Robbie made it.
Oh. It's lovely.
- Thank you. - Hmm.
Do you want me to pass the butter to your dad, Robbie?
He's not real.
I'm not a retard.
It's art.
Robbie has a BFA.
Cool.
Uh, so Robbie, have you heard back from any of those galleries?
Hmm.
Cool.
What did they say?
Just a bunch of form rejection letters.
You know, it's really hard these days.
If you're not taking photographs of AIDS,
then, they don't even consider ya.
How do you, uh,
how do you take photographs of AIDS?
I don't know.
Which is probably why I'm not being considered.
Yeah, my art is personal and I don't have AIDS.
[chuckles]
I don't know what they want from me.
Beth.
Did you show Kendall the memorial?
Kendra.
What?
My name is Kendra.
The me... memorial.
Wh... what memorial?
It's a vigil to my late husband, Robert.
It's just some photos, and candles, and stuff.
He was a soldier.
He served three tours in Vietnam.
You know that photo from Vietnam of the guy
getting shot in the head?
Oh, my God. That was your dad?
No, I was just gonna talk about how fucked up it is.
We froze his head.
[Robbie] Not we.
We had a lab do it.
I wanna freeze mine, too.
I have it all written up in my will in Legal Zoom
and everything.
I, um... have so many questions.
- Um... - Like what?
We could just not do this, I think.
Why just the head?
[chuckles]
I'm gonna let mom field this one.
Well, I mean, the head's all you really need, right?
That's where all the information is.
In the old noggin.
They're gonna be able to build you a robot body,
no problem.
And it's gonna have all the gizmos
and the gadgets that you could ever need.
[Ada] Like speakers or ropes.
Why would you want ropes?
Well, I, I'm just using that as an example, Robbie.
You know I... you could have whatever you want.
I'm gonna put a Garmin GPS in.
You don't even drive.
I won't need to drive when I'm a robot.
[Robbie] Will I?
Oh. There you are.
Your brother's serving up some butter pecan Haäagen-Dazs
if you want any.
I knew this was a dumb idea.
Why? 'Cause your family is insane?
Look, I know out of context, they might seem crazy, but--
What context?
Yeah, actually, I don't, I don't know.
I mean, your mom wants
to cryogenically freeze her head.
It's actually a lot more common than you might think.
Whatever, I mean,
every family's insane.
I mean, my mom's an alcoholic and my dad's in prison
for stabbing somebody with a Snapple bottle, so.
Wait, seriously?
Yeah, kind of a long story.
Actually, it's not.
Uh, my dad stabbed this guy on a carnival cruise
with a broken Snapple bottle.
So, he's in prison for 10 years on Saint Kitts.
Yeah.
Actually, kind of a short story, huh?
Shit.
Yeah.
I just don't want you to think any differently of me.
Tonight didn't really change the way I feel about you.
I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
Wow. CDs, huh?
Yeah, I never got rid of them.
Seems like something you throw away
when you move out of the house, but I never did, so...
There was just never a day when I was randomly like,
"I should get rid of my CDs."
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got it.
Oh, my God.
- Third Eye Blind. - Mm-hmm.
Another Third Eye Blind.
I didn't know they had more than one album.
Yeah.
They have five.
Six if you count the compilation album.
Holy shit.
Wait, what's that song of theirs that's in Shrek.
[Kendra] You're an all-star?
That's Smash Mouth.
I always wondered what you look like naked.
What?
Yeah, could really go either way you know,
because of all the unstructured clothes you wear.
It's a super weird transition from Smash Mouth.
[chuckles]
Okay.
[laughs]
I haven't done this before.
With a guy or a girl?
With anyone.
[Kendra] Oh, did I tell you
that I got that job I applied for?
[Beth] No. That's great. What is it again?
[Kendra] Mm, a cat chauffeur.
Yeah. So, basically I fly people's cats for them.
[Beth] That sounds cool.
[Kendra] Yeah.
They're doing a background check on me now
to make sure I'm not like an animal killer.
But once that's kind of through, I'm good to go.
It doesn't pay that much,
but I basically get a free flight,
so makes it kinda worth it, you know.
- [Beth] Wow. - [Kendra] Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I mean, I'm sure I'm gonna have to like
deliver some cats to some losers in Iowa, whatever.
But you know what, this girl in my Zumba class,
she got to go to San Diego for free, so I mean,
pretty... yeah, great.
Hey.
Oh, I don't think we should do that here.
I don't want my coworkers to think I'm gay.
You're not?
No.
Yes, I don't know. Maybe.
You are wearing a Carhartt and overalls.
Yeah, it's cold.
Okay, uh, well, while you figure that out,
I'm gonna head to work.
I've got this huge calligraphy luncheon, so...
Uh, well, maybe we could do something later.
Yeah, sure. Um...
I'll come by after work.
Yeah. Alright, I'll see you then.
High-five. Wow.
So, we're in this girl's dad's basement
and we're watching Michael Clayton,
so like we're making out crazily.
It's super-hot.
Michael Clayton is just like popping off in the background.
Do you need help with this shit?
- No, I'm okay. - So, we...
it's getting hot and heavy, so we decide to go
into this workout room,
that's like attached to their basement,
which is actually pretty sick.
They got like kettlebells, and free weights, and a Bowflex.
It's ridiculous.
So, we start porking on this yoga mat...
[Kendra] It's so good.
Beth!
These guys want us to go to Dusty's and have a round.
First round's on me.
First round of Tequila Sunrises on him.
[Joe] Huh?
BECK: So, it's Tom Wilkens
until they swing to George Clooney.
- Michael Clayton? - [Joe] Nope.
Unbelievable.
It's... where were you guys in 2009?
[Joe] Dude, I don't know
what the fuck you're talking about.
Michael Clayton is...
[rock music playing]
So, I just bought like 8,000 shares
of this timeshare.
Wait, aren't those like a huge scam?
No. No, it's not a scam at all. No, this was a great deal.
I heard at the sales pitches, they like totally steamroll you
and like make you feel like shit.
So, you're like vying for their approval
and then you buy like way more than you can afford
just so you like look cool in front of the sales people.
That's not what happened.
No, this was actually really cool.
And they gave me a Red Lobster gift card,
which I was like, "Bonus!"
So now I get two weeks a year
at a Sheraton resort in Daytona Beach.
So you basically just like have to go on vacation
in Daytona Beach every year?
I don't have to.
Don't have to anything. It's a free country.
No, I just get a sick rate if I go there.
[Joe] And it's like right on the beach.
I mean, it's like 18 blocks away.
And there's this boardwalk with like a mini golf
and one of the slingshot rides that shoots you up in the air.
[Kendra] Those things freak me out.
I'm like really scared of heights.
That's the cool thing about the slingshot ride.
It shoots you way up in the air,
but then you come right back down.
I'm gonna go get another drink.
[Beth] Or a first drink, I guess.
Could I just get a beer, please?
- [bartender] What kind? - Whatever.
Thanks.
[Kendra] No.
Okay, okay, yes, thank you.
[sniffles]
What are you doing outside?
Nothing.
It's just hot in there.
Are you okay? Is something wrong?
[Beth] No, I'm fine.
Oh, you're fine.
Yeah, you're fine
just standing alone in a dark parking lot?
Like a serial killer, huh?
Yeah.
Well...
I don't know why you're being weird,
but like, if you won't tell me,
then I can't do anything about it.
What are you doing in there?
What do you mean?
You're like flirting with Joe.
[chuckles]
Your definitions of intimacy are so outdated.
[Kendra] I'm not flirting with Joe.
I think he's funny.
Can I not like laugh at his jokes?
No.
He's pretty much the least funny person
that I've ever met.
Alright, well, I'm, I'm having a good time.
I don't know what you want me to say, Beth.
Did last night, like...
mean nothing to you?
You think we're going steady now?
No, I don't think that.
[chuckles]
I should have made myself clear.
Like, I'm not looking for something serious.
I'm not looking like to argue with somebody
about like what Netflix show should we watch.
Like, uh, let's eat Trader Joe's cookies together
and have designated spots on the bed. Like...
Trader Joe's cookies, what?
I'm literally just trying to illustrate a point, okay?
What point is that?
Oh, that it's cold out here.
[Kendra] I'm going inside.
Look.
What?
I didn't like
ask for any of this, okay?
Neither did I.
Okay.
[sighs]
[security guard] Excuse me, ma'am.
[man] Hey, Dan,
I spoke from Raspberries around 5:00 again.
Spencer here has been watching you come in
on the security cameras for about a week now.
Technically, this isn't stealing.
Kind of the opposite really.
So, we, we can't arrest you, but...
you can't do this anymore.
You understand?
Yes.
Now, we need your ID
so Spencer here can file a report.
Uh, I don't, I don't have an ID.
You don't have an ID?
I left my driver's license at home.
You know, it's illegal to drive without proof of driver's license.
Yeah, I think maybe
we're getting a little off topic here, Spence.
Sorry.
Uh.
Look,
do you have anyone who can bring your license in?
Hey.
Hey, I came all this way.
You can at least buy me a macaroon.
Hey, wait.
Hey, stop. Wait a second.
What?
Do you actually do that?
Like, what the guy said.
I don't wanna talk about it.
Why would you do that?
Why would you make pesto rigatoni
and then put it in the cooler here?
I don't know.
It makes me feel better.
Hey, are you--
Yeah, I'm fine.
This is really, really, uncomfortable for me.
So, can we please just stop talking about it?
Yeah, okay, fine.
Did you take the bus here?
Yeah.
Do you want me to give you a ride home?
Um, I...
[clears throat]
I'm actually going over to Joe's.
[sniffles]
Well, have fun.
Okay.
Thanks for the ride.
Sure.
[sobs]
[unintelligible]
Bill something.
He was sending all these like beautiful,
like poetry and stuff.
[Beck] Like Haikus. Like really well-done things.
Along with these like glossy black and white...
Or something like that.
And he was sending them and then I noticed.
And I realized that the sender
and the returning address were the same.
So, this kid was sending sausages to himself.
How fucking lonely can you be to do that?
Isn't it nuts?
Isn't that crazy?
Hi, Beth.
[Beth] Hi.
I like your friend Kendra.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah. She's cool as hell.
Uh-huh?
She came over to mi casa last night.
Yep, so needless to say,
I didn't get much sleep last night.
Not because my bed frame's all fucked up,
which is just...
[exhales]
Do you need something, Joe?
No, I'm just chatting.
Well, I'm not really in the mood to chat right now.
Why you gotta be like that?
Like what, Joe?
What am I being like?
Acting like a fucking psycho.
[Joe] Kendra was right about you.
[grunting]
[Joe] Oh, God.
What the fuck. Help!
Fuck.
Fu...
God.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, what the hell is going on in here?
She tried to kill me.
[Brant] Beth,
put the blade down.
Put it down.
[deep breaths]
[Chinese music playing]
[Kendra] And your Korean fried chicken.
What are you doing here?
You guys still out of the Moo Ping?
No, we just got a new shipment today actually.
What's going on?
Did you have fun with Joe last night?
Mm.
- Why? - Oh, nothing.
He just mentioned that you guys fucked each other all night long
and something about you telling him that I was crazy.
What'd you say to him?
I didn't say you are crazy.
I just mentioned some stuff from when I came over.
So, you told him about my mom and Robbie
and the stuff we're going though.
Do you think it's cool to just share that info
with whatever brain-dead jock happens to be
finger-banging you at the moment?
Is that it?
Okay, I cannot talk about this here.
Okay? I am at work.
[sighs]
Hey, wait.
What?
My background check went through for that cat chauffeur job.
Congratulations, you're not an animal killer.
Yeah, I have my first job tomorrow.
I'm flying a, uh, Norwegian Snow Cat
down to Jacksonville.
Oh, great.
Yeah.
Then I'm going with Joe
to his timeshare down in Daytona.
It was kind of a... like a last-minute thing.
[sniffles]
Don't.
[Beth] Please.
[knocks on the door]
[Robbie] Beth?
Beth, you in there?
What do you want, Robbie?
[Robbie] Can you run up to Hardware Hanks for me?
Not right now, Robbie. Go away!
[Robbie] Please.
I really need it.
If you need it so badly,
why don't you get a fucking driver's license
and get it yourself?
[Robbie] Okay.
Sorry to bother you.
Oh, fuck.
[no audible dialogue]
I'll do a Zesty Santa Fe omelet
with a side of bacon, please.
And um, you guys have diet Speed Demon?
No, we don't have that.
Okay. I'll just do a regular Speed Demon.
I don't think they have that, Robbie.
Oh, um, okay.
I'll just...
I'll do a coffee with extra cream and sugar.
You, hon?
I'll have the pancakes, please.
Get those orders in right away.
Remember when dad used to bring us here?
He would let me skip school on my birthday
and he'd bring me here to get pancakes.
And then he'd take me to the movie theater
and we'd watch movies all day.
Robbie, can I ask you a question?
Sure.
Why do you still live at home?
I don't know.
'Cause I'm still trying to get my art career off the ground.
Yeah, no, I know.
I know, but like really?
Why do you still live at home?
Because I'm not ready yet. Okay?
Yeah.
Why do you still live at home?
Because I take care of mom.
- And you. - Okay.
Do you have to live at home to do that?
I don't understand wha--
[laughs]
Yeah, yeah, it makes the most sense for me
to live at home,
because I'm there taking care of the two of you.
Yes, I...
Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna run to the bathroom.
[music playing]
♪ But after you are presented with what you want ♪
♪ You're always waiting in lobby for something ♪
♪ When you get what you want
♪ You don't want what you get
♪ And so you sit upon my knee
[sobs]
What's wrong?
The heck did you do to your phone?
Hey, it's gonna be okay.
We can just take it to the Geek Squad at Best Buy
and fix it for like 45 bucks.
[bartender] What you havin'?
Can I get a Tequila Sunrise, please?
Make it strong.
[bartender] Alright, you got it.
[sniffles]
Here you go.
It's happy hour. Two for one.
Thanks.
[cough]
Hey.
You're awake.
No, no. It's okay.
What happened?
The cleaning lady found you.
She called 911.
Listen, Robbie--
You don't gotta explain anything to me.
Everything's okay.
Just relax.
[Ada] Surprise!
Hi, Mom.
Who's that from?
Uh, some of the guys down at the warehouse
sent it over.
[Beth] Hmm.
Guess I'll let you get some rest.
Okay.
Need anything?
Mm-mm. Thanks, Robbie.
Maybe later we can watch
some America's Funniest Home Videos.
Sure.
I'd like that.
[chuckles]
Cool.
[no audible dialogue]
[indistinct chatter]
Yeah.
Oh, okay, Robbie.
What would you, you know, Robbie bought you something.
But what's his name like, Judge... Judge something?
- [Robbie] Rich. - [Ada] Judge Rich.
Dear, Addison Gallery, my name is Robbie Farber.
And although you have stupidly rejected
my proposal three times, or--
Hey, Robbie,
maybe, that's not the best way to start.
Okay.
Dear, Addison Gallery.
My name is Robbie Farber...
[indistinct chatter on TV]
[deep breath]
Yeah, could I get two beef and cheddars,
a curly fry
and a medium jamocha shake, please?
[employee] Sorry, could you repeat all that?
I wasn't listening.
[indistinct chatter]
- Hi. - Hey.
What do you think?
Oh, my God.
It's so good.
Okay.
Feel like I kinda combed my hair too much.
No, it's good. It's good. It's... yeah.
Got this for you.
Oh. For me?
- [Beth] Yeah. - Did you get horsey sauce?
Oh, yeah.
And I had them put in extra.
Alright.
Robbie, you should be really excited.
I am.
Feels good.
Do you wanna see a piece I've been working on?
Yeah.
Still feels unfinished,
but I could work on it forever, you know.
I just figured I had to be done with it.
Yeah.
What do you think?
Oh, my God.
[Robbie] Mm-hmm.
We're all in there.
That's me, and you, and mom, and dad.
And we're watching Larry Crowne.
His favorite movie.
[chuckles]
Robbie, I love it.
I love it so much.
Miss Farber?
You can come on back.
So, do people like do this?
Um, no.
- Ugh. - No one ever has.
But it's totally fine.
You're more than welcome to it, honestly.
People should do it more.
It's just she didn't want a traditional grave,
so this is kind of all I have to visit, you know.
Makes sense.
Is that...
Oh, yeah. Duh.
She is right in here.
[woman] Your father's in the one right next to her.
It's kinda romantic, isn't it?
Hey, Mom.
[doorbell]
- [Beth] Hi, Beck. - [Beck] Hey.
How's it, how's it going, man?
Uh, good.
- Yeah. - Yeah, I'm good.
- Cool, yeah. - How are you?
I'm good, yeah.
Same old, same old. Right?
Still invading strangers' privacy?
Yeah. Non-stop basically. Yeah.
How's everybody down at the warehouse?
Everyone's good, yeah. Everyone's good.
Uh, Talcott is actually dating Linda now, which is cool.
What?
No, I'm just kidding.
That'd be crazy though. Could you imagine?
[Beck] Be kinda cool.
- It's freezing... - I know.
...today.
Yeah, it is cold.
Oh, why I'm here, you got a Sausage Message.
- Oh, my God. - Yeah.
I didn't read the message on this one, either.
So, you don't have to worry about that.
Oh, thank you.
[Beck] Yeah, for sure.
For sure.
Um...
Do you think you'll come back to your job at the warehouse?
Um...
No.
No, I don't think so.
What are you gonna do?
Um...
- Yeah, I don't know. - [Beck] Mm-hmm.
You'll figure it out though, right?
- Yeah, no, for sure. - [Beck] Yeah.
Like my mom left me some money to freeze my head,
so I think I'm just gonna use that for like travel
or something.
What?
- It's a really long story. - Yeah, cool.
Maybe you could tell me, uh,
over a beer sometime or something like that.
Yeah.
[Beck] Yeah?
Okie-doke.
Oh.
Sure.
[chuckles]
Okay.
See ya.
Hey, thanks for stopping by, Beck.
[chuckles]
♪ Listen to me honey, dear
♪ Something's wrong with you, I fear ♪
♪ It's getting harder to please you ♪
♪ Every year
♪ I don't want to make you blue ♪
♪ But you need a talking to!
♪ Like a lot of people I know
♪ Here's what's wrong With you ♪
♪ After you get what you want
♪ You don't want it
♪ If I gave you the moon
♪ You'd grow tired of it soon
♪ You're like a baby
♪ You want what you want when you want it ♪
♪ But after you are presented
♪ With what you want you're discontented ♪
♪ You're always wishing and wanting for something ♪
♪ When you get what you want
♪ You don'’t want what you get ♪
♪ And so you sit upon my knee
♪ You'll grow tired of me
♪ 'Cause after you get what you want ♪
♪ You don't want what you wanted at all! ♪
♪ Don't you say that I'm unkind ♪
♪ Think it over and you'll find ♪
♪ You've got a changeable nature ♪
♪ You're always changing your mind! ♪
♪ There's a longing in your eye ♪
♪ That is hard to satisfy