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♪ Step in this thing all eyes on me
♪ Like I'm Tupac
♪ Keep a couple bands up inside my jeans
♪ Looking like two glocks
♪ On my hip I keep a fashion queen
♪ I ain't talking 'bout RuPaul
♪ I'm in all black and I'm looking mean
♪ Grinding daily trying to get this cream
♪ Step in this thing all eyes on me
♪ Like I'm Tupac
♪ Keep a couple bands up inside my jeans
♪ Looking like two glocks
♪ On my hip I keep a fashion queen
♪ I ain't talking 'bout RuPaul
♪ I'm in all black and I'm looking mean
♪ Grinding daily trying to get this cream
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
♪ Blunt tighter than a wristband
♪ Off the bitch like the sixth man
♪ I'm a monster with it, the big can
♪ Pre mode coming with the sick man
♪ That'll lean your ass like a kickstand
♪ If I draw on you it's a waste of time
♪ Turn your ass into a stick man
♪ That meal ticket, that's the big plan
♪ If I rob a nigga, it's for big bands
♪ I be eating niggas while I'm on this mic like vegetables
♪ The mixed can
♪ I be going hard Kobe in the bank
♪ Either 24 or I'm number eight
♪ If you think you nice, why don't you step up
♪ And get served up like a dinner plate
♪ Step in this thing all eyes on me
♪ Like I'm Tupac
♪ Keep a couple bands up inside my jeans
♪ Looking like two glocks
♪ On my hip I keep a fashion queen
♪ I ain't talking 'bout RuPaul
♪ I'm in all black and I'm looking mean
♪ Grinding daily trying to get this cream
♪ Step in this thing all eyes on me
(phone ringing)
- What do you want?
- [Man] Listen to me very carefully.
Don't speak.
Listen.
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- What's all this?
- Good morning, sweetheart.
- Baby.
Wow.
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- Now before you say anything,
I already know that you on this low carb diet.
I kinda figured since the day was a special day,
it wouldn't hurt if you had all your favorites.
- Babe, you know I can't resist your blueberry waffles,
but what's so special about today?
- Glad you asked.
Today would be the day that you changed my life
and make me the happiest man in the world.
That's if you say yes.
- Okay.
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Oh my God.
Oh my God, baby.
- So, Mya Linay Ford,
will you make me the happiest man in the world
by saying yes that you will marry me?
- Yes.
(soft music)
babe, it's beautiful.
(soft music)
Baby, come here.
- [Luke] Come here.
(soft music)
- I love it.
- I love you.
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Babe.
- We are not married yet.
Girl, that's what he said to me.
- So you're telling me he proposed,
you said yes, you threw yourself on him,
and he still wasn't trying to fuck?
- [Mya] Girl, you know Luke always said
he's saving himself for marriage.
And you need to watch throwing that F bomb.
Aren't you about to go substitute teach?
- All guys say they're saving themselves for marriage.
They don't really mean it.
And girl, them damn kids.
They teaching me new words.
But anyways, I'm happy for you I guess.
I'm just not a fan of giving up the goods
before the final commitment.
You know, the legal one.
The one you do before God.
But tell me this.
At least you saw it, right?
And it is a good size.
- Oh, I definitely have no complaints with the size.
- Whatever, girl.
I'll take your word for it.
Congrats again.
It looks like we have a wedding to plan.
- Yes.
Yes, we do.
Thanks, girl.
But look, I better head into work.
So I'll talk to you later.
And don't be cussing those kids out either.
- Bye, girl.
- All right, bye.
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- How the hell he trying to wait
before having sex before marriage
when they all shacked up laying in the same house
in the same damn bed.
Ivy.
Girl, don't be a hater.
Just be happy for your friend.
It's not for you to understand anyways.
- Okay, let me get your head turned slightly
to the right a little bit.
- And we're gonna score some major points
for outsourcing these photos.
You seen that guy's work?
I smell promotions.
Raises, et cetera, et cetera,
when this is all done and over with it.
Future's getting brighter and brighter, bro.
- Pump your brakes, Mr. Optimistic.
Let's not get ahead of ourselves, all right.
- Look what my optimism brought you.
- Troy, what you babbling about?
- Mya said yeah, right?
- Hey, you right.
I proposed to my lady, she said yeah,
and I owe it all to you.
My apologies.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So.
Gonna be your best man, right?
- Yeah, not exactly.
My homeboy Roman gonna be the best man, but check this out.
I'ma introduce you to him,
so y'all can collab on this bachelor party, dog.
- Bro, who?
How come this the first time I heard about this dude?
How long we been friends?
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(phone vibrating)
- Yup, speak of the devil.
This him right here.
- So, so you just gonna-
- [Luke] Hello.
- What's good, man?
My bad I missed your call.
I was out cutting the grass.
- Yeah, I hear you, man, but look,
I was just calling to tell you
that I went ahead and popped the question, man.
And she said yes.
- Oh wow.
I mean, not like there were any doubts or anything,
but I thought that you said you had to wait a couple of days
until her father came back in from out of the country
so you can ask for her hand in marriage.
Since I know that you all traditional and all that.
- Oh nah, I just video chatted with him.
He gave me his blessing so it's all good.
- Ah.
You went video, I tell you.
I suppose congrats is in order.
And since your new father in law to be
is out of the country taking trips and all that,
I suppose he has some money.
Shit, he might even buy you a new jet as an engagement gift.
Run the company as a wedding gift.
- While I appreciate the congrats,
all that other stuff you talking is not important, man,
and it's borderline inappropriate.
- Yeah.
Yeah, I hear you.
Look, am I still good to come through
to handle business next week?
- Oh yeah, most definitely.
- All right, cool.
See you Monday.
- All right cool.
One.
- I know it's not none of my business,
but do you think it's a good idea
to leave your house guest alone with your new fiancee
while you go out of town to handle business?
- Damn.
Now that you put it like that, Troy, you right.
It is none of your business.
What you babbling about now, man?
- We're going out of town next week.
We're going to meet the new distributors.
We leave next Wednesday morning.
- Shit.
- [Troy] And you forgot.
- Man, just been having a whole lot on my mind, man.
- I get it, man.
So, how long is this Roland gonna be staying with you?
- Fuck is Roland?
Roman.
You know good and damn well I said his name was Roman.
Stop being so damn salty, Troy,
'cause you ain't the best man.
Damn.
But if you must know, he gon' be staying for a week.
- That's three days alone with your fiancee.
- Troy, chill out, man.
I trust this dude with my life.
Think him and Mya should meet.
Build a platonic relationship.
- Does Mya know about this?
- [Luke] Does Mya know about what?
- The trip and your house guest.
Most importantly the house guest.
- Troy, why wouldn't she know?
- She doesn't know.
- [Luke] Troy, mind your business, man.
Damn.
- Yeah, bro, you are starting off on the wrong foot.
(kids chattering)
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(phone ringing) (soft music)
- Hey look, I told you there's nothing to worry about.
All right?
I'm gonna handle this the first of next week.
This won't be over our heads much longer.
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Yeah.
Yeah, I'll keep you posted.
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- So baby, how was your day today?
- Well my day was amazing.
I got to show off this rock to everybody at work today.
- Damn right.
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Okay babe, please don't be mad,
but I need to run a couple things by you right quick.
All right?
- There is nothing that you could say
that could make me mad today.
Or at least it better now.
What's going on?
- Okay so, I gotta take a trip for work next week
and I'm gonna be gone from Wednesday to Friday.
- Boy, stop.
Now you know I'm gonna miss you, but I'm gonna be okay.
I'm not gonna be one of those wives
that don't understand her man
has to do what he has to do to provide.
I want you to stay the same man that I fell in love with.
- All right.
One other thing.
You know my homeboy Roman that I was telling you about?
- I don't recall.
Why, what's up?
- Well, he's gonna be in town next week for business
and kinda told him that he could crash.
- Crash where?
Here?
And you didn't think that you should
talk about it with me first?
- You right.
You know what?
You right, baby.
I'm sorry.
My apologies.
Please forgive me.
- Boy.
- Okay, okay, but seriously, seriously.
This has been a long time in the making
and you know it was decided way before you moved in,
but if you don't feel comfortable with him coming here,
I can call him right now and tell him he can't stay.
Let me get my phone.
- Oh wait, no, babe.
No, it's okay.
I mean, if you trust him, then I guess I trust him, too.
- I do with my life.
And he's a real cool dude.
I really think you gon' love him.
Besides, he's gonna be my best man,
so think you two should get to know each other.
- Okay.
- So we good?
- Yes, we good.
- Are you sure?
- Yes, I'm sure.
Now quit asking me before I change my mind.
- See that's why I love you.
I miss you.
- You're so stupid.
- Goodnight, baby.
- Goodnight.
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So Roman, Luke has told me a lot about you here lately.
It's nice to finally meet you.
I was gonna cook dinner for us,
but I had to work late so I ordered Thai.
I hope that's okay with you.
- Yeah, Thai's fine.
However, I was looking forward
to giving what you got a taste.
- Luke.
Luke's almost mentioned you're here on business,
but he never really told me what it is that you actually do.
- Mya, cool it.
Don't be rude.
- What?
That's not rude, babe.
I'm just making conversation.
Just wanna get to know one of your best friends.
- It's fine, really.
- I'm actually into-
- [Mya] You know what?
This is work.
I gotta take this.
- See, now you being rude for real for real.
- It's Angela, okay.
Please excuse me.
Hello.
- [Angela] Hey Mya, I know you just got in
and entertaining your little guest or whatever,
but please, please, please as soon as you're done
with dinner focus on the presentation.
This could make us or break us.
We have to ace this.
This has to be the best you.
We cannot afford not to ace this.
This is our future for the company on the line.
In fact, the future of the company.
I am so counting on you and I can count on you, right?
Yes, of course.
Okay, I'll see you in the morning.
- You feel me?
- [Mya] I'll see you in the morning, okay.
- Huh?
- It was a joke, man.
Haha hehe.
- What's the joke, babe?
I wanna laugh.
- Nah, I was just telling Roman here
how you could probably use his services right about now
seeing as that Angela is stressing
the hell out of you with that job.
- Services?
- Yeah, before you rudely interrupted
to get up to take Angela's call,
he was just about to tell you
that he was a massage therapist.
- [Mya] Oh, nice.
- Yeah, thanks.
That's part of the reason I'm actually in town for.
Here on some business.
Looking at some commercial properties for my massage parlor.
- Wow, that's amazing.
Congrats.
You know I actually do interior decorating.
Mainly I work with corporate accounts,
but I also work with small businesses too such as yourself.
- Might have yourself a new client.
- Well good.
Well, I know you're hungry.
Go 'head, eat up.
And after dinner, I'll show you where you'll be staying.
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- [Woman] Show me a little something.
- Little.
Ain't nothing little over here.
- [Woman] I don't know what you're talking about.
- Oh you don't know what I'm talking about,
but you 'bout to find out.
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- [Woman] Mm.
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- Aye yo, hold on one second, aight?
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(keyboard clacking) (siren wailing)
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- [Roman] Looking for me?
- Oh, sorry.
I just.
- You just.
- Well, I saw your light was on.
I thought maybe you fell asleep and left it on.
I didn't mean to invade your privacy.
- No, it's all good.
I just went to get a drink of water real quick.
But nah, yeah, I'll be sure to turn the lights off
before I close my eyes.
I'm not afraid of the dark or anything.
- Yeah, of course.
- Yeah.
Goodnight.
- Yeah, yeah.
Goodnight.
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- Shit.
Always rushing.
Always late, damn.
I lost my room for sleep.
Fuck around and miss this damn flight.
Man, I ain't eat though.
Troy getting on my nerves.
Take care of these presentations.
Shit.
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No sleep last.
Don't know how this shit go.
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Just tie this shit when I get in the car.
Babe.
I gotta get going.
Look, you need to get up, too.
Today's your big day.
Come on.
Good luck.
Talk to you later.
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(engine roaring)
- [Secretary] Your nine o'clock is here.
- [Angela] What?
I don't have a nine o'clock.
I have a 10 o'clock.
- [Secretary] Well, they're here.
- [Angela] Okay, well send them in.
Mya isn't here yet.
I guess they can come in while I start setting up.
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- Shit.
Running so late.
(phone ringing)
It's Angela.
Great.
Hey girl.
- How'd it go last night?
Did you finish it?
Of course you did.
It's gonna be good, right?
Please tell me it's gonna be good.
- Well first of all, hi.
I'm doing great.
Thanks for asking.
- I'm sorry, but you know how important
this presentation is to me.
- I know, Angela, but you have to remember we're a team.
I mean, this is just as important to me as it is to you.
- Well I'm here at the office now setting up the laptop.
Hopefully in a couple more hours
we'll be celebrating our new client
with 12 new locations to decorate.
- You know it, girl.
- Okay well, I'll be here.
Wait.
Did you upload the presentation to the cloud
or your jump drive?
- Oh, you know I hate the cloud.
Jump drive it is.
Matter fact, I have it right.
Shit.
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- Right where?
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You do have it, don't you?
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- Yeah, yeah.
I have it.
It's right here.
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- Whoa, you scared me there for a few seconds.
Okay.
I'll see you when you get here.
- Yeah, no worries.
Look, I'll see you in a minute, okay.
- Bye bye.
- Okay bye.
Shit.
Go back in the house.
Let me grab my purse.
Fuck.
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- My partner, Mya, will be here in a few seconds.
(ominous music)
- Oh.
- Oh wow.
Sorry, I wasn't expecting anybody so soon.
So.
I decided to cook some breakfast.
I hope you don't mind.
I know how some people can be
about people in they kitchen using their pots and pans.
- No, no, it's fine.
Actually came to get my flash drive.
I have a big presentation at work today so.
- [Roman] You want some eggs or sausage?
- What?
- Since you're here, you got time for breakfast.
Maybe some eggs and sausage.
- Oh no, no.
No, thank you.
I'ma look for that flash drive so I can get out of here.
I'm running late so.
- [Roman] Rain check maybe.
- Huh?
- You know, breakfast another time.
- Yeah, sure.
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- Okay, okay, calm down.
Where were you when you last saw it?
- Look, I was working on everything last night
and I put everything in my bag.
I thought I put the flash drive in my bag, too,
but I can't find it anywhere.
- Okay, where was your bag?
- It was right here.
Right by the couch.
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- Is this what you're looking for?
- It must've fell out of my bag.
Ugh, you are a life savor.
Roman, thank you so much.
- Don't mention it.
- Thank you.
Okay, I gotta go.
I am so sorry I am late.
Ran into a little traffic on the way.
I was going by my favorite coffee shop
to get some coffee for you guys and it was just a long shot.
- [Angela] Where is it?
- Well, I realized it was so much traffic,
I just decided to come right over so.
- Not the coffee, silly.
The presentation.
Your jump drive.
- Yes, right, right.
- Which file is it?
- I must've changed the name.
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- [Angela] Please give us a moment.
- Is this some kind of joke?
- [Woman] I'm afraid I do not find
this amusing to say the least.
- Please just give us a moment.
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- You know what?
Maybe you guys should contact us back
whenever you work the kinks out
of whatever you have going on here.
- [Man] Yes, I agree.
I believe we all can agree this is a complete waste of time.
- Your competitors would've never allowed this to happen.
- I am so sorry.
- Yes, we are so sorry.
- This is what happens when you have a boutique size.
Well you guys, best to your future endeavors.
Good day.
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- Angela, I don't know.
I'm telling you I don't know what happened.
It was here.
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- What the hell happened in here?
Save it.
But nothing.
You fucked up.
You both fucked up.
Their faces on the way out said it all.
Do you know how big this could've been for this company?
- [Mya] Yes.
- You both just go home for the day
and I mean get out of my sight.
When I come back in this room, y'all both better be gone.
- Angela, I am-
- [Angela] No, save it.
- Let me handle that as quick as possible.
None of them are the same.
- Not I got a few people checking this out as well.
- Look, I gotta be completely honest.
I really love this place and I think it'd be perfect
for my massage parlor.
- I would agree.
I think the location and setup is perfect
for what you're trying to achieve.
- I really appreciate you taking the time
to show me this place.
- So are we ready to move forward?
- You think you can give me a couple of days
to think about it?
- That's fine, but I do wanna warn you.
Property is moving pretty fast around this location.
So don't wait too long.
- Okay.
I'll give you a call.
- Right.
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(hand knocking)
- I'll take that.
- You live with Mya?
- Yeah, she lives here.
- Sure, here you go, sir.
Do you mind if give you papers by signing it for me please?
- Of course.
Here you go.
- Thanks, man.
Have a good day. - You too.
- [Reporter] Brief report.
Next up, we'll be taking a look at the weather
with your week long forecast.
But first, more traffic update with Samantha in the sky.
- [Roman] That bad, huh?
Sorry I didn't mean to startle you.
- How did you even?
- [Roman] Get in?
- Yeah.
- [Roman] Well see, Luke left me the code
while he was going out of town to get in.
- Right.
Of course he did.
- Yeah but, sorry didn't mean to startle you.
I mean that's twice now.
- It's okay.
- [Roman] Oh yeah, this is for you.
Actually ran into the delivery guy outside
and I went ahead and signed for it.
I hope you don't mind.
- [Mya] No, I don't mind.
Thank you.
- [Reporter] Northbound traffic is completely jammed.
Normally this time of day southbound traffic would be open,
but unfortunately it is also jammed.
So Dana, most of it is helping a little bit.
Might be good day to take some side streets.
- [Luke] Hey baby.
I just wanted to congratulate you on the new client
that I know you got today after presenting them
with your amazing presentation.
- So you wanna talk about?
- [Luke] I'm just sorry I couldn't-
- Huh?
- Obviously something's wrong.
Your fiance just sent you this beautiful basket
and you didn't even crack smile.
- That obvious, huh?
- Yeah, just a little.
I mean, I normally don't believe in drinking hours late,
but we got this perfectly good bottle of champagne here.
So what do you say?
- Roman, I'm sorry, but I better not.
- Well I mean, I'm pretty sure you had
a great presentation today.
I found a spot been looking at for my massage parlor.
We got a lot to celebrate.
Come on, just a sip.
- You know what?
Yeah, okay.
- [Reporter] Is social media good for the economy?
- [Roman] To new relationships.
- [Mya] Relationships?
- [Roman] Yeah.
The new client you did your presentation for today
as well as our new relationship,
both business and friendship.
- [Mya] Ah, I see.
Well, to relationships.
Cheers.
- [Roman] Cheers.
So you ready to talk about it?
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What?
Not two smiles out of you.
- [Mya] You know what?
You're funny.
You don't give up.
- [Roman] Never have.
Never will.
- [Mya] Mm hm.
But you know I really shouldn't be laughing or smiling.
- [Roman] And why do you say that?
- [Mya] I fucked up.
- [Roman] Huh?
- [Mya] I fucked up big time.
- [Roman] Come on, it can't be that bad.
- [Mya] Well you haven't heard the story.
- [Roman] Well, let's hear it.
- [Mya] I had a huge presentation today
to present to a client with multiple locations
to do interior design for.
I mean, this was a huge account.
I fucked it up.
I was so late as you know
because I had to come back here this morning.
And on top of all of that I got the jump drive
with the presentation on it mixed up with another.
- [Roman] Whoa.
Damn.
- [Mya] See?
I told you.
- [Roman] Hold on, wait.
So the one I found this morning isn't it?
- [Mya] Nope.
- [Roman] Hell.
I feel bad as shit.
- [Mya] No, it's not your fault.
Only have myself to blame.
- [Roman] So what you wanna do to fix it?
- [Mya] Well, right now drink.
- [Roman] Cheers to that.
(soft music)
♪ I tried to tell her that I'm bad for her
♪ You need to stick with who you with
♪ I ain't trying to be your man
♪ And I need to call it quits 'cause I'm bad for ya
♪ I'm only here for awhile
♪ Every time you come around I fantasize you up and down
♪ Girl, I'm bad for ya
♪ Every time we get along
♪ Girl, I'm bad for ya and I know you got a man
♪ But I'm bad for ya
♪ And I can't help it little mama 'cause I'm bad for ya
♪ The way your body twist and curve
♪ Girl, I'm bad for ya
♪ Feel like she's all mine
♪ When I'm in a world between them sheets
♪ I be forgetting
- [Luke] Yeah, this gon' be great for the magazine.
I'm just glad we finished closing the deal early
so I can surprise Mya.
See you tomorrow, boss.
(suspenseful music)
- What's up, bro?
(ominous music)
- What's up?
- I wasn't expecting you back so soon.
- Yeah, well we wrapped things up a little early so.
- [Roman] Cool.
- Where's my wife?
- Your what?
Oh.
You mean your wife to be.
She's in y'all room.
- All right, cool.
(ominous music)
You know, got your shirt off in my house.
Got your abs showing.
Your pecks out.
Shit, if I ain't know any better,
I'd think you was trying to seduce my wife.
(ominous music)
- Look, it's a good thing that we both know better then huh?
- [Luke] Yeah.
- Nah but seriously.
Got a little food on my shirt earlier
and I was trying to get it out with some club soda
and never made it to my room to put on another shirt.
- All right, got you.
Well look, since I'm back in town early,
how 'bout we catch up tomorrow after work?
Have a couple drinks.
- Cool.
(ominous music)
Well, I guess I'll let you get to your wife to be
and I'ma turn in early because I got a long day tomorrow.
So just text me that address where you wanna have that drink
and we'll go from there.
- You know what?
Now that I think about it, tomorrow might be a busy day.
So let's do this.
How 'bout you meet me at my office
whenever you finish doing what you gotta do?
- Cool.
- All right, I'll text you the address.
- Cool.
- All right.
(ominous music)
Oh, your zipper's down.
(ominous music)
Honey buns, I'm home.
(soft music)
Hey, you all right in there?
- [Mya] Baby, you're home?
I'll be out in a sec.
- All right.
(soft music)
Hey.
- Baby, what are you doing here?
- I mean, I kind of live here,
but aren't you happy to see me?
- Yeah, definitely happy to see you.
I just wasn't expecting you home so soon.
- I mean, that's why it's called a surprise.
- True.
- Babe, are you sure you're okay?
I mean, you're not acting like yourself right now.
- Yeah.
Yeah babe, I'm fine.
I just.
I just had a really rough day and that's all.
- I'm sorry, baby, but look.
Let me get this airplane smell off of me.
I'm gonna take a shower.
When I come back out, you can tell me all about it.
Okay? - Okay.
- All right, love you.
- Love you.
(water splashing)
(dramatic music) (water splashing)
(dramatic music)
- [Luke] All right babe, I'm ready to hear about your day.
(dramatic music)
(soft music)
♪ Mm
♪ Hey
♪ Put me to the test and give me a chance to prove my love
♪ Left me all alone when I was in need of a hug
♪ After a stressful day
♪ I just wanna drink my problems away
♪ He's the only one there
♪ I felt like he cared
♪ Temptation I couldn't bare
♪ He make me wanna give myself to him and scream his name
♪ I can't stop thinking 'bout the love we made
♪ It's not the same
(phone ringing)
- What's good?
- Bro, have a seat.
You know, in life there are choices.
Ultimatums if you will.
Now, we can have a few drinks and feel shit I don't know.
Pretty good.
But the alcohol might cloud our mind.
Make us doing something we regret.
Or we can remain sober.
For with sobriety, you don't really get that feeling
of feeling so free spirited or relaxed.
Kind of feeling like you can do whatever you fucking want.
So.
What's it gon' be?
- I'm gonna have whatever you're having.
- Wise choice.
So, speaking of what I'm having
or lack thereof, talk to me.
(ominous music)
- What you mean?
- Okay, let's be direct and transparent here.
(ominous music)
Did you fuck Mya?
(ominous music)
- The shit out of her.
(ominous music)
It was too easy.
First I overheard her talking about
how important that presentation was.
So then I thought what could I do to sabotage it
to make her come from work all vulnerable and shit?
So I heard her mention that it was gonna be a long night.
I figured she would leave y'all bedroom eventually.
I knew it was only gonna be a matter of time
until she was up in the middle of the night.
(ominous music)
I made it a point she see me naked.
Left the bathroom door cracked.
(ominous music)
I got her all hot and bothered.
She eventually cooled off
and put in some work on that presentation.
(ominous music)
So then I peeped her putting
her flash drive up with her laptop.
(ominous music)
After she went to bed, I grabbed one of your flash drives.
(ominous music)
Hid one in the crack of the couch
and hid one under the couch,
so in the event that she back looking for it,
I could make sure she grabbed the wrong one,
but still make myself look like the hero.
(ominous music)
I mean after all, all women love the hero, right?
Then later she can find the right one in the same area
after it was too late of course
and then it wouldn't seem so obvious
that it was an intentional sabotage.
So just as planned, she bombed the presentation.
Came home from work all sad and shit.
Had a gift basket delivered in your name.
(ominous music)
Talked her into drinking and one thing led to another.
(ominous music)
I'm sure you know the rest.
(ominous music)
And of course as requested,
I didn't tell you anything last night
just in case she overheard us talking.
(ominous music)
You good?
- Yeah, I'm good, but I knew it.
I knew she'd fail the test.
I'm just glad I'm finding this shit out
now rather than later.
You know my pops warned me about her type.
(ominous music)
- Well, I'm sorry, man.
You know I never wanted to do this to begin with.
- No, you ain't got shit to be sorry for, man.
Let me ask you something.
- What's up?
- Was it good?
- What?
- Nigga, did I fucking stutter?
Was it good?
- Okay, look.
I ain't sign up for all this, all right.
I'm not here to kiss and tell and give you the details
so you can get off on it later
or whatever it is you wanna do with it, all right.
Listen, we had a deal, okay.
And the deal was I try to smash your girl.
I did and I succeeded.
And in return, you would get rid of the video of me and-
- Relax, Romance, relax.
I'ma hold up my end of the deal.
After all, we don't want anyone finding out
who else you been sleeping with now do we?
But hear me out.
- Listen man, I'm not trying to hear nothing, all right.
You caught me slipping.
I'll admit that.
You got me on a video.
You manipulated me to play
this little mind game with your girl,
but again the deal was I try to smash your girl,
you get rid of the video
and stay out of my life forever.
- Facts.
But how I know you really slept with her, huh?
Fuck is the proof, Romance?
You got it on video?
- What?
Man, you're sick.
You need help.
- Look, sleep with her again.
This time, record it.
What we gonna do is blackmail her trifling ass.
Her pops, mm mm.
Very, very wealthy man.
So you gon' record it and threaten to show me
unless she pays up.
She'll pay up.
Trust me.
She won't want me to find out
and she'll wanna get rid of that tape.
By doing this, we both win.
You do this and you can kiss
that video I have of you as good as gone.
Besides, you slept with her before, playboy.
Shouldn't have no problems sleeping with her again, right?
(ominous music)
- How wealthy we talking?
- Look.
Wealthy enough.
Shit.
Can easily get about $200,000 out of him.
That's $100,000 a piece.
A small price to pay for her deceit.
Think about it, Roman.
Think about what $100,000 will do for your massage business.
(ominous music)
- Okay.
Let's just say that I was willing
to play along with your little sick game.
What makes you think that I can hit it again?
- (laughs) Oh, my friend, my friend.
If you gotta ask me that question,
then you didn't hit it right.
That's if you hit it at all.
Nigga, get creative.
But understand this.
Today's offer is good for one week.
(ominous music)
- Let's make one thing very clear.
You and I, we are not friends.
- Now, now, now.
Is that any way to treat the man
who just let you fuck his wife
in exchange for not exposing you
for the piece of shit you really are?
Oh and $100,000 bonus.
(ominous music)
Fuck out of my office.
(ominous music)
(soft music)
- Hey son, how you doing?
Where's your mother?
(soft music) (man groaning)
(woman screaming)
(soft music)
- [Woman] Craig.
- Son, promise me.
Promise me when you think find someone you love,
be sure she'll never cheat on you.
Promise me.
Get off of me.
- [Woman] Craig.
Craig, please.
(soft music)
(ominous music)
- So that's the guy that you left
at home alone with your fiancee?
(soft music)
- [Mya] Baby.
Baby, I'm so sorry.
- Yeah, me too.
- [Mya] No.
(gun firing)
- What are you doing?
This wasn't a part of the plan.
- Plan's changed.
(gun firing)
(dramatic music)
- [Commentator] Tennis game has really come
a long, long way.
(audience clapping)
- Mya, wait.
- What?
- Listen, I don't like the way things are between us.
Okay?
I know what we did was wrong,
but I didn't do this by myself okay.
We both played a part in this.
- Don't you think I know that?
Roman, what we did was wrong.
Really wrong.
I'm unforgivable.
- Yeah, I know, I know,
but we're about to be practically family now, okay.
So, we gotta let this go.
If you're willing to move forward,
then I'm willing to move forward.
- It's not that easy.
- It's as easy as we make it.
- Okay, fine.
Fine, Roman.
I'm willing to give it a try.
- Okay, cool.
I'm glad that we got that past us.
- Yeah.
Yeah, me too.
- Cool.
So I'm moving.
You know the spot I was talking about for my massage parlor?
- Yeah.
- Think I'm gonna move forward with it.
- Nice.
Congrats.
- Thanks.
So you know I'm gonna have to have you
do the interior decorating, right?
- Well, I guess I'd be happy to take your business.
- Okay cool, so you think you'll have some time
to look at it this afternoon
because things are moving pretty quickly?
- I don't think that's a good idea.
- What?
I'm in an empty house with you right now.
I know that you can't feel some type of way
about being in an empty building handling business with me.
- Roman, fine.
Fine.
Where do you want me to meet you?
- Let me see your phone.
- What?
Why?
- Let me see your phone so I can put it in your GPS.
All right cool.
So I'm actually gonna go pick the key up from the realtor,
so meet me there in say an hour.
- Okay.
Yes, that's cool.
- All right cool, I'll see you soon.
- See you in a few.
- All right.
Yes, ma'am.
Yes, thank you.
I'm gonna bring you the contract today.
I'm literally signing it as we speak.
Okay, all right.
I'll see you soon.
Thanks.
- Hey.
- [Roman] Hey.
- So this is it, huh?
- Yeah.
This is it.
What you think?
- It's nice.
Very nice.
- Yeah, so you think you can have some fun in here?
- Oh yeah.
I can do a lot of of creative things in this space.
You won't be disappointed.
I promise.
- Yeah, I bet.
(phone vibrating)
- Oh.
I gotta take this.
This is my boss. - Of course.
- Maybe I can get my job back.
Hello.
Yes.
I am very ready to get back to work as soon as possible.
Okay.
Look, thank you so much for giving me another chance.
You won't be sorry.
Give me the details.
(soft music)
Roman, what the hell are you doing?
I can't.
This is my boss.
Yes.
Okay.
(soft music)
I'm actually.
You're breaking up.
Let me give you a call back.
Okay.
♪ Every time you vent, I set your mind free like on time
- Every time.
♪ Waiting by his phone but you call mine
♪ Now I'm in your ribs hoping he don't do no walk by
- You gonna think of me.
♪ Digging for that wet spot
♪ So I can lay that pipe line
♪ Snatch your soul up out your body
- Does he fuck you like this?
- No.
No.
- That's right.
He doesn't fuck you at all.
- No.
♪ I need to call it quits 'cause I'm bad for you
♪ I'm only here for awhile
♪ Every time you come around
♪ Size you up and down
♪ Girl, I'm bad for ya
♪ Every time we get along
♪ Girl, I'm bad for ya
♪ And I know you got a man
♪ Girl, I'm bad for ya and I can't help it little mama
♪ 'Cause I'm bad for ya
♪ The way your body twist and turn
♪ Girl, I'm bad for ya
♪ Now we knowing things you don't know
- That was so.
So needed that.
- Yeah.
I know.
- Man, I'm telling you, man,
we're gonna make it big on this one.
This is a big project, bro.
When we get over to the distributors and everything.
When we show this stuff, they gon' be hype.
- What are we gonna do?
- I mean, that's all on you.
- No, we are in this together.
- True.
You remember how earlier you told me you needed that?
- Yeah.
- Well.
It's something I need from you.
- Okay, what is it?
- Well I met with the security company earlier.
- Okay.
- And I was talking with them about the best place
to put security cameras.
- Roman, wait.
What are you saying?
- I think you know exactly what I'm saying.
(ominous music)
- Hey man, you should be excited like I am, man.
You need to be excited at all.
Come on, man, I mean if you ain't getting no business,
I know you know these niggas is tripping,
so it should be all right, right.
Shoot.
I mean, that's what I'm saying, man.
I can't wait to go.
(dramatic music)
They gon' look at us like damn.
- If you excuse me.
- Yeah.
Of course.
- I was just saying I need to be sure that my customers feel
like they're privacy isn't being invaded
'cause you know they'll be undressing
and changing for their massages
and just wanna make sure things like that aren't on video.
- Okay, yeah.
Yeah well, you'll just have to speak with your architect
as far as that's concerned, but I'll just be decorating
whatever it is you place out.
And I'm sure you can get the cameras switched out.
I mean, no problem.
- Okay cool, yeah, yeah.
That makes sense.
Well, I'm gonna let you get back to your boss.
- Yes.
- And I'm gonna get out of here because I have some things
that I need to take care of as well.
- Okay.
- All right.
See you later.
- [Mya] Okay.
- As agreed, I've deleted all traces
of the video I had of you.
So you don't have anything to worry about.
- That's good to know.
- Now you can focus on blackmailing Mya for me.
Hold on a minute.
(suspenseful music)
- Luke Andrews.
- Yeah.
- You under arrest for the extortion of Roman Alexander.
- [Luke] What?
Motherfucker.
- [Officer] You have the right to remain silent.
Listen, don't make this any harder than it has to be.
- [Luke] Come on, man, I am listening.
(dramatic music)
- Let's go.
(dramatic music)
- [Luke] Did you do this?
You can kiss that video I had with you good as gone.
(dramatic music)
- [Knox] Detective Knox.
- Yeah, I need to talk to someone about being extorted.
I have proof.
(dramatic music)
Yeah, you know it's not everyday
that I'm sleeping with the woman.
Son sneaks in.
Catches us having sex, records it,
then tries to blackmail it.
Forces me to try to have sex with his fiancee
to prove her infidelities.
I mean the shit is crazy.
(dramatic music)
- [Luke] Listen to me very carefully.
Don't speak.
Listen.
I know you sleeping with the mayor's wife.
You wanna know how I know?
'Cause I went to visit my slut of a mother
against my better judgment who's married to the mayor.
And to my surprise, I see her getting
her back blown out by you.
Y'all didn't even notice I entered the room,
pulled out my phone, and started recording.
You know, for insurance purposes.
Same shit she used to do to my father.
Cheating.
That's why he left.
I was gonna visit my mother
to let her know I found a woman
that was twice the woman she could ever be
and would never cheat on me the way she did my father.
I'm gonna ask that woman to marry me,
but now my mother got me thinking.
I need to be sure.
So what's gonna happen is this.
I'ma invite you to my home.
Pretend you are a friend from out of town
and I want you to try to get my girlfriend,
soon to be fiancee, to try and sleep with you.
If she does, shit, I don't know what kind of woman she is.
If she doesn't and she passes this test,
you'll be the best man in my wedding.
If you don't go along with this request,
then I'm simply gonna expose you and my slut of a mother.
She's married to a very powerful man.
He will leave my gold digging mother broke
and he'll crush you.
Not to mention you will never be able
to give another massage when your license is removed
for fucking your clients.
I'm gonna ask her to marry me in a few days,
after I ask her father for her hand in marriage of course.
He'll be back in the country in a few days.
So plan to come next week.
It'll be perfect since I'll be out of town.
It'll give you two some alone time.
I'll be in touch.
- As long as you retrieved the video, I'm good.
I'm married to the mayor now
and I cannot risk him exposing us.
(dramatic music)
He would stoop to the lowest low.
(dramatic music)
My husband would leave me and ruin you.
I just cannot risk him messing everything up.
My son will not.
What had to be done had to be done.
(phone beeping)
- Hold on a second.
(dramatic music)
Hey Mya.
Guess you got the video I sent you.
Well there seems to be one more concern
about the placing of the security cameras.
Concern that I think that 200K could fix.
I mean, I would really hate for that video
to be sent as an attachment
to your company's email directory.
I mean after all, you did just get
in good standing with them.
(soft music)
(dramatic music)
(soft music)
♪ I tried to tell her that I'm bad for her
♪ You need to stick with who you with
♪ I ain't trying to be your man
♪ And I need to call it quits 'cause I'm bad for ya
♪ I'm only here for awhile
♪ Every time you come around I fantasize you up and down
♪ Girl, I'm bad for ya
♪ Every time we get along
♪ Girl, I'm bad for ya and I know you got a man
♪ But I'm bad for ya
♪ And I can't help it little mama 'cause I'm bad for ya
♪ The way your body twist and curve
♪ Girl, I'm bad for ya
♪ Feel like she's all mine
♪ When I'm in a world between them sheets
♪ I be forgetting like it's Alzheims
♪ Every time I lay her down I bet he get that feeling
♪ 'Cause I bring that whole package
♪ Like it's Amazon shipping
♪ But he clueless
♪ And I sing that ring on your finger
♪ Girl you ruthless
♪ Every time we get along you say hey Twin let's do it
♪ Bust it open then I'm hopping out
♪ It ain't no spooning
♪ And that's my mans
♪ I ain't trying to be the one to ruin
♪ I know y'all going through these hard times
♪ Every time you vent, I set your mind free like on time
♪ Your man sitting waiting by his phone but you call mine
♪ Now I'm in your ribs hoping he don't do no walk by
♪ Every time we sex I'm feeling
♪ Like it's just our first time
♪ Digging for that wet spot
♪ So I can lay that pipe line
♪ Snatch your soul up out your body
♪ Like you on a life line
♪ You stuck
♪ Girl, you in your right mind
♪ I tried to tell her that I'm bad for her
♪ You need to stick with who you with
♪ I ain't trying to be your man
♪ And I need to call it quits 'cause I'm bad for ya