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(phone buzzing)
- What's up bro?
- [Rollo] I been calling you all morning.
What the fuck?
- What time is it?
- [Rollo] Time to get up.
- My bad.
I didn't mean to sleep that much.
- [Rollo] Hurry up and get dressed,
we gotta be at Tony's in an hour.
- All right, all right.
(phone beeping)
Frick.
(lighter sparking)
(soft music)
Yo.
- What's good my chick?
(man mumbling)
(sirens blaring)
- Better late than never.
- My bad.
- Traffic, you know?
- Yeah, my ass.
Listen, get your shit together.
(dramatic music) (sirens blaring)
Move.
(dramatic music) (sirens blaring)
- Don't ever keep me waiting again.
- Won't happen again, Tony.
- Sorry, Tony.
- Do you know why people schedule things?
I'm asking you a fucking question.
- No sir.
- The importance of scheduling things
is having your shit together,
it's planning your ventures
and having your priorities straight
in the time that you're accessible.
(dramatic music)
Having a set schedule is professional.
Now, I know you two are young
and time don't mean shit to y'all,
but to motherfuckers like me, we appreciate time.
(dramatic music)
Now why were you late?
- I just woke up late.
- And why the fuck did you wake up late?
- Look, I said I was sorry.
It won't happen again, all right?
- Good,
good.
You know it's good to pay people for their time,
and you two work for me, so that doesn't sound right, right?
(dramatic music)
Dipshit.
- Yeah, yes, Tony.
- Swiping for punani can wait.
- But this is the only time you're gonna be in Brooklyn,
plus I got a few matches already.
Lately it's been these little hipster bitches, bro.
I guess they really gotta thing for niggas out here.
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah man, it started back in like 2016 or 2015 I guess,
but pussy's flocking and they freaks too.
- Oh really?
She got some ass?
- Man, they all got ass.
Look at this.
- Let me see.
I don't give a fuck about that.
Now give them the goddamn bags.
Wake up.
I swear, all this buffness and no brains.
It's like I have fucking actors.
(dramatic music)
Fucking pitiful.
Everyone's the same, blood, flesh, bones,
but you, what makes you different is your self regard.
Don't be a little bitch now.
You good?
Then get the fuck out.
See ya.
- Yo, I ain't going to lie,
I was shitting bricks out there, man.
(dramatic music)
(man grunting) (metal clanging)
(upbeat music)
♪ I've been feeling no control
♪ The ways in which I did not, I don't know
- Yo.
Can you hear me now?
- Yeah.
- Can you hear me now?
- Yes.
- Damn, is the shorty got you all sprung man?
- Yeah.
You said she was asleep last night?
- Yeah man, shorty's in front recreational,
that shit can wait for later Lee.
Yeah, I'm gonna wait out here.
- What?
This is your boy.
- This is your boy.
- Oh, hello.
- Is Teemo here?
- You two are?
- Plug.
She bad as hell.
- She like a freak man.
- What would you do with that choker and all that?
- You're late.
- What?
- Yo, is Teemo here or not?
Come on honey, we got places to go.
♪ Yeah
(people coughing)
(Teemo laughing)
- My boys.
Come here man.
- It ain't been that long since you've seen us man.
- Well it's been, I feel like it's been a couple months.
- Nigga, it was two days ago.
♪ Yeah
- What?
You all hungry?
You look hungry.
Hey, I got some stuffers.
No? Lasagna?
No, okay.
I know you'd be on the healthy shit, so I got you.
You want a carrot?
- I'm good bro, said you needed some more.
The coke, bro, the coke.
- The what? The coke.
Yes, yes, yes.
I got money man.
Okay, but-
- Where is it?
- Wait, wait, wait. Jennie, Jennie,
look at me.
Oh, oh, oh.
You are holding up, please, darling, for my friends.
Come on.
- Yes.
- Hey, I be back, huh?
- Keep it together man, that's your boy.
- Man, it's always some extra shit.
Never nothin' small with you.
- Don't put this on me.
- This ain't your fault? - No.
- You the reason why my childhood friend
turned into a fucking cokehead.
- It was your idea to sell to him in the first place.
- It's your fault we in this mess.
- Wow, that was quick.
- Bro, Jennie, she's the fastest blonde runner
in the whole fucking New York.
- Bro, get that outta my face man.
- Some good shit man.
- I ain't gonna lie, this is hittin',
but yo, you trying to do this at what?
- Yes, I have.
- Like the way that choker look on you.
- Oh, that's some fucking good shit you guys have.
- Nothin' but the highest products
all you going to get from us.
- What?
- What's a matter with her?
- Who?
- Sleeping Beauty over there.
- I don't know.
Why don't you ask her?
- Funny.
- All right, you ready dip?
- Yeah, let's get up outta here man.
- Huh? - All right fam.
- Oh wait, wait, wait.
You guys, you're just gonna smoke and leave?
- Yeah, we gotta bounce, man, you know what time it is.
- No, it's the morning.
It's fine, we okay.
- No, no.
- Come on.
- It's been fun bro, we gotta go though.
- Okay, okay, well can't you say goodbye?
- Come on man. - Bye!
- Thank you, bro, thank you.
Thank you for everything man.
Thank you.
- What the fuck?
- Holy shit.
- Oh snap.
- It's always happening.
(Jennie comforting)
Jennie, I told you why-
I told you about this.
I told you it would come from this.
- Oh, oh, what?
You are not gonna blame this shit on me.
This is your gear.
- [Rollo] Oh, whoa, whoa, that's not our shit.
- What is she on?
- Bro, I don't know, she's on fucking everything.
- Hey, hey, hey!
Hello? Hello?
- Hello, hello.
This is your friend.
Don't push me.
Don't you start pushing me.
This your friend, you take care of it, okay?
- I can't believe you.
You're such a fucking scum,
and you never give a fuck about anybody else but yourself.
- Me? - Yes you.
- Me?
Look around you darling.
It looks like fucking hooglies in the eighties around here.
Okay, this is your friend and you keep bringing your friend,
littering and littering.
- You've got to be kidding me!
- Now she's fucking dying in my apartment.
All right?
(Teemo speaking in French)
- No, no.
Don't fucking even start with that fucking.
(both speaking in foreign language)
You know what?
I should have fucking listened to my grandmother.
I should have stayed in fucking.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on!
You tryna leave?
- Hell yeah I'm tryna leaving.
- Nah nigga, there's a girl in there dying.
- Yo when shit like this go down, you don't stick around.
You skedaddle the fuck outta there.
- You tripping.
I'm not standing around or fleeing the scene
while someone about to bite the dust.
- Here you go on some Superman hero shit, man.
I ain't trying to get caught up.
What if the cops show up?
- Then let's go in there, tell 'em to stop freaking arguing
and save this chick's life.
Now come on, man.
- I ain't sign up for this shit, man.
(man yelling "stop")
- Pointless arguing.
Now clearly that's something more important going on.
- Okay, listen.
- Yo, this bitch might be dead.
- No, no, not dead.
My cousin, my cousin can take care of it.
- We not gonna fucking dump her in a hospital.
(people grunting)
Why don't you just fucking shut up already?
(people yelling)
Yeah, right.
Oh, you're fucking kidding, you're gonna drink that?
Are you shitting me?
- I need adrenaline, quick.
- Get adrenaline, do what he said!
- What the fuck?
I can't find that.
You think I put it up my ass?
I don't know.
- Yo, give me a straw.
- A what?
- Just gimme a fucking straw.
- Okay, okay, I'm on it.
(dramatic music)
(drawers and cabinets slamming)
Here.
- Hold her head back, man.
- What are you doing, man?
- Something high school never taught me.
- Shut up.
(dramatic music)
(woman gasping)
(upbeat music)
- That was the best fucking dream of my life.
- [Rollo] Now can we please get the hell outta here?
- What did I say?
(upbeat music)
- Come on man.
(upbeat music)
See why I ain't wanna fucking stick around?
Some bullshit, bro.
- Yeah, I hope that shorty is all right man.
- Man, she'll be all right, man.
But fuck all that man.
Jessica Alba in '03, Kim Kardashian doing Ray J tape.
Oh, and to make things a little harder,
I'm adding the Lucy Liu with the Charlie's Angels version.
- Jennifer Lopez.
- She ain't on the list, man.
- All right, but you do it at early 2000s era, right?
- Yeah.
- Don't get me wrong, Kim K was super bad back then.
Yeah, she was really bad in that tape,
but that came out in '07, right?
So how are you even counting that bro?
- They filmed in '03, but the tape came out in '07,
but you ain't know that though.
- Really?
- Yeah.
Perfect marketing.
She sat on that for four years getting her buzz up.
It drops it at a pinnacle moment in her career
when her name's all over VH1 and MTV.
- Yeah, but let's be honest,
you really think she planned all that?
- I don't know, I'm high as fuck right now,
but look at her now.
- Let's keep it a bean, I'm gonna have to change my answer.
All right, but business also plays a part.
- Elaborate.
- All right, so in '03, streaming wasn't popping yet, right?
J-Lo wasn't getting that white money.
For all we know, she probably had a 360 deal.
- Okay, cut the J-Lo shit out already, man.
I would've picked her too, that's why I didn't name her.
Lucy Liu, Kim K, Jessica Alba in '03, go.
- You never fun.
All right, so Kim K probably kept most of that money.
We know that, but Jessica Alba and Lucy Liu
was killing it in movies back then.
But there's no way that either of them
kept 90% of their cake like she did,
and somehow she was able to use that
to make her whole family rich,
and now, she has a whole empire,
plus when you add in the fact
that you could see that booty from the front.
- Shit is crazy. - Come on man.
It's Kim K all day, no question.
- That's a fact, but knowing that
all these dudes has your girl don't bother you?
- Nah bro, fast to fast, right?
That's a double standard.
Besides, I wouldn't want anybody doing an investigation
on my track record, would you?
- I feel you man.
I wanna know how much bread
she made off that tape, for real.
(Rollo screaming)
- Oh shit, yo.
- Yo bro.
- My eyes, my eyes.
Gimme some to wipe my fucking eyes man.
Oh, shit, bro.
- All right.
- Fucking slide up.
- Hold on.
- Nigga.
- Well you should have texted.
A little reminder doesn't hurt anybody.
- Yeah, but pepper spray clearly does.
(water running)
Still burns?
All right, my bad.
(upbeat music) (phone buzzing)
- Aw, new shorty?
- Somethin' like that.
Anyway, we're on a tight schedule.
You got that chicken ready?
♪ Track man, track man, yeah that's me
- That's usually three ounces, right?
- Four this time, for the quality?
That's the cheapest shit I've seen
since I moved from Richmond.
- All right, that actually makes things easier.
Come take a look.
They're all about a clock each.
You can grab whichever one you want.
♪ Fuck it they talkin' bout four extra
♪ I'm with the homies, she's fucking on pre
♪ PRG four and volo like dips ass
- That's about four extra grand.
- If you say so.
- [Tory] It's all there.
- All right, cool.
This has been fun.
Rollo, we gotta skedaddle.
- You don't want a bump or anything?
I just got this rum from Costa Rica.
Diplomatica.
Haven't even opened it yet.
- Yeah, sounds cool,
but we gotta go.
- Fuck that, I think I pulled some, and I want my cut.
- Exactly, my way of saying sorry.
- Freak.
Like, don't get me wrong, I don't know it like that,
but her vibe, extra cool.
I don't know.
She's just not like any other girl I met in the city.
- Freak, what?
You try not to cuss?
You a born again Christian?
- Very funny.
Just trying to clean up my act a bit, you know?
Sound more professional.
- Yo, help me out dude.
- Oh, my bad.
All right, just put your face down, move to the right.
- He didn't get any of it.
- All right, you're good.
- Poor thing.
So she stood you up on the first date?
- Well it wasn't really a date per se,
it was more like a nightcap.
- That's worse.
- Shit that is worse.
- You missed out on pussy.
- Okay, eff both of y'all.
Look, it was late, I had a long day,
my nuts probably smelled like Lord knows what,
I ain't wanna go over there anyway.
- Well she sounds pretty cool
aside from the standing you up part.
- I don't know if it's this rum or the there yayo
but starting to feel better.
- It's Bear Mace, it only lasts 45 minutes.
You'll be fine. - Bear mace?
- Yo, she did you dirty, son.
- That shit ain't even funny, man.
- Okay, so I've been reading about laws of attraction.
- There you go with this Miss Zodiac stuff.
- No, it's not that.
But do you know her sign?
- No, because that stuff is not real.
- It's a good conversation starter though.
- How did I know your sign then when we first met?
Okay, so laws of attraction
is when you generate positive thinking
and positive attitudes and that shit comes right back to you
and manifests your destiny.
- Sounds like some self Yoda Jedi, shit.
No self-help book shit.
- I don't even know what that means.
Okay, but you guys smoke so much weed
that you just sound like white conservatives.
- Speaking of weed.
- Okay, listen, there is a study that this scientist did.
- What scientists?
- It doesn't matter.
He has some weird ass name, I don't know.
So he said that we have these things in our brains
called mirror neurons,
which allow us to imitate what we see,
so whatever happening in their brain is happening in yours.
- So it's like when you see someone spark up,
that means you wanna spark up
- Exactly, and whenever I see someone smoking on TV,
even though I quit, I started jonesing.
Okay, do you remember when you were a kid
and that first person handed you that first joint
and you started acting like them, talking like them,
listening to whatever they put you onto?
- So you saying that whoever you hang with
starts to show through you?
- Exactly.
- Okay, all right, so it's like
choose your friends wisely type thing.
- Or it's like laws of attraction.
- Bro, no matter how much you say it,
I'm never gonna be with that zodiac mystical unicorn,
whatever the freak.
- It's a scientific study.
- Sounds kind of cool to me.
- Okay, so are you feeling better because of the coke
or are you just not thinking about the pain?
- That's a good question.
(phone ringing)
- Shit, those fucking kids ding dong ditching again.
- [Rollo] Yo, what the fuck's going on?
- [Lee] Yo, I have no idea.
(dramatic music)
(upbeat music)
- Um, what is that?
- A trungzun domalito sword.
(upbeat music)
Hey, get back here!
- Oh hell nah.
Yo, we gotta get outta here, son.
We out, man.
(upbeat music)
- Get that bottle, be that diploma,
whatever the fuck you call that shit.
That shit good.
Fuck that, take that shit.
- Yo, let's get out before she gets back.
(door slamming)
Yeah, we're on our way there now.
I don't know bro, like five minutes away.
Come on bro, here you go.
All right, and what I'm supposed to tell?
All right.
Okay.
Tomorrow.
- What the?
- Yo, for real, for real.
I'm feeling kind of good right now.
- You screwed up bro.
We can't deliver in East Harlem anymore.
- Why not? What happened?
- Man, we took too long, that's what happened.
These niggas talking about this block gets hot
in the late afternoon.
I don't know bro, it's always something with them.
- Damn, what happened to 9:00 AM to 3:00 PM traffics?
- Oh, you got jokes?
So whatever man, they said tomorrow, fuck them niggas,
we just gonna keep it.
- Keep it? - Keep it.
Yeah bro, we're gonna keep it.
But I think you got bigger problems to worry about
than the day.
Matter of fact, let me see.
(Lee laughing)
Yo, you need some eye drops, son?
- I can't believe that bitch pepper sprayed me.
- I mean, you had a little time, you could have ducked.
- Yeah, you coulda jumped in front of me.
Anyway, what the fuck we going tell Tony?
Man, I got a little bread saved up.
I'm gonna just give it to him
and then pocket the rest tomorrow.
I'm really not tripping.
- Cool, but for what?
- For what?
What you mean?
The girls like the coke, I like the coke, you like the coke.
At this point it's more reasons to keep it
than to give it away.
- You know what, I could dig it.
- Consider it done.
- Ah man.
What a day bro.
What a day.
- Crazy, huh?
- Man I know.
(upbeat music)
- Polka dots, huh?
- I can't believe shorty really violated me, man.
Tore my eyes up.
- What the hell is the matter with you.
- Shit my bad.
- Did you forget we were coming?
- No, these kids just keep playing ding dong ditch
with my shit.
- So you were gonna pepper spray them?
- Damn right, and then you're bringing this guy.
I don't even know who this guy is.
- Yo, what if I was a fucking mailman?
- All right, quit your bitching, just come inside
before someone calls the cops.
- Shit, Lee.
This some bullshit.
Fucking Xena sword waving ass bitch.
Where the fuck she get bear mace from anyway?
(door banging)
Yo.
Someone's at the door man.
- Watch out bro.
I gotta drop the kids off at the pool.
- It's about time you answer this fucking door.
Looks like a pigsty.
Where's your butt buddy?
- He's in the bathroom taking a shit with his butt.
- Got the money smart ass?
- You wanna go in there and give him a hand?
- Yeah, yeah, help yourself.
- Consider a forfeiture for wasting my time.
- Forfeiture?
- What?
Y'all gotta expand your lexicon.
- Oh snap.
It's Butch Cassidy and the Sundance kid.
- The fuck is that?
- Really?
- 1969, Spaghetti Western,
dynamic duo?
Gun robbers with trains and horses?
- Chill, my bad,
but I ain't never heard of that shit before.
- Really?
- You can't compare people to characters they don't know.
Like what if I said your dumb ass statement
reminds me of my cousin Marcus?
You don't know my cousin Marcus, so how you gonna relate?
- Yeah, I don't know no fucking spaghetti Western.
I'm from New York City, not Iowa.
- It's a really good movie.
- Why don't you just say thing one or thing two?
Keenan and Cal?
- Bert and Ernie?
Patrick and SpongeBob?
- RJ 3000 and Big boy?
- Frodo and Sam from Lord of the Rings?
- Fred Flintstone, Barney Rubble, oh, and Ren and Stimpy.
- Exactly, Batman and Robin.
- Will Smith and Carlton, Tom and Jerry.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, Tom and Jerry don't count.
- Why not?
- Because they were enemies.
- All right, if you guys don't mind,
we got somewhere to be.
- Well we were waiting for you to finish taking a shit.
- Well I'm done.
- Excuse me a minute.
Listen, let's make something perfectly clear.
Don't get cute.
Got the money?
Atta boy.
By the way, wash your hands?
- Nope.
- Tony wants the both of you tomorrow afternoon.
He wants to talk to you both about something.
- It's a long ass trip, man.
We just made that shit.
- It wasn't a fuckin' option.
- See you clowns later.
- Oh yeah.
- Y'all recycle, right?
(door banging)
- You straight?
- I hate the fucking Bronx.
Can you open this fucking door?
Shit.
(door banging)
- I fucking hate the motherfuckers.
(upbeat music) (shoes clicking)
(people chattering) (upbeat music)
- Hey, get back here.
Hey girl.
- Hey you blowing my spot up, I actually like that place.
- There's like a hundred other places in this area
that's better than that.
- Man get outta here with that.
- Ladies, ladies, it's two of you and one of me,
but there's three sides to a triangle if you get the point.
- That's seriously how you talk to girls?
- I thought he was funny.
It was actually kind of clever.
But what kind of triangle are you?
- Equilateral?
'Cause the three of us making a really good time,
you feel me?
- Ding, ding, ding, and the wack ass pick up line go.
- Yo, before we go to a bar, let's burn.
- Ooh, I wanna smoke.
♪ Slow ride
♪ Doin' it all night
♪ Speakers up, speakers up high
(upbeat music)
- Where'd you learn how to salsa?
- Half Dominican, baby.
- Salsa is Cuban.
- Same shit.
♪ All right yeah
♪ Baby all night yeah
♪ Hold it all night yeah
♪ Turn you on, turn you on
- Hold up for a second.
♪ All night yeah
♪ Baby all night yeah
♪ Only all night yeah
♪ They saw do what you love, guaranteed
♪ Do what you love
- So where are you from?
- Why do you ask?
- Why wouldn't I?
- Maybe I don't want you to know where I'm from.
- Well how about this?
We play 21 questions until the blunt is done
and then we can decide if we like each other.
- Wow, that is super bold, but
I'm game.
- I'm a Scorpio, comes with the territory.
- So you believe in astrology?
- Not exactly.
All that "Your moon is in Saturn so you might die tomorrow,"
shit, no, I don't believe in,
but I do believe there are similarities
between those who are born the same season.
- Hm, see when you put it that way,
might actually change people's perspective.
- Only the cute ones.
- So where are you from?
- Nope, you never answered my question, so that's a foul
and I get to hold onto the L longer then.
- The L?
Oh you definitely from the east coast.
Let me guess, Philly?
- Nope.
Close though.
Your turn, where are you from?
- Milwaukee.
- Milwaukee?
- Specifically Waukesha.
I just say Milwaukee 'cause let's be honest,
no one's ever heard of Waukesha.
- Were you born there?
- Nah, my parents are actually Nigerian.
They moved us here when we were little.
Was either Milwaukee or New Zealand, so.
- They should have chosen New Zealand.
- Wow.
You have brothers and sisters?
(man squeaking)
- Now who's committing fouls?
See I let you get one extra question
'cause you kind of cute or whatever, but.
So you gonna tell me where you're from or what?
- South Jersey.
- Wow, when you said close,
I didn't know you meant literally next door.
- Mm.
- That's what's up though, so you're a Jersey girl?
- No.
And if you're referring to those Jersey Shore people
then fuck no.
I didn't even realize people like that existed
until that show came out.
- Gotta admit though, the show kind of changed everything.
Okay.
Impressive.
- I'm a pro.
- Okay, Miss Pro.
So do you ever miss it?
Jersey, that is.
- Not really.
I love New York.
You know I could be myself here.
You could always restart here.
There's always a new job,
a new group of friends, a new wave.
Why did you move out here?
- Well I lived in Philly for a while.
Did a lot of dumb stuff.
I mean, I'm still doing dumb stuff,
but here I can at least try to make something of myself.
I mean it's like you said, right?
Endless restarts.
- Yeah.
- So have you decided if you like me or not yet?
- I'm still deciding.
Does that mean you like me?
- What?
Girl, I liked you like five plus
36 hours ago.
Real question is where do we go from here?
- Well, going with the flow is never a bad option.
- I can dig that.
Whose turn is it again?
Altoids?
- Something more on par.
- Oh it's like that.
- Mhm.
- I see you.
(soft upbeat music)
♪ You and I should be together
♪ Why worlds do us apart
♪ But the way I feel won't get me through the night
♪ You and I
♪ Must be together as shadows do collide
♪ Whispers and tongues
♪ Your dressing gown awaits for your return
♪ You and I
♪ We fall a hundred falls to embrace
♪ That all is true
♪ You and I
(soft upbeat music)
♪ You and I
(soft upbeat music)
♪ You and I should be together
♪ You can see it in the stars
♪ Those men of light collide into my heart
♪ 'Cause tonight
♪ There will be another just no wait for return
♪ Of your simple hands, silent smile
♪ They were my only home
♪ You
♪ And I will burn
♪ Fell apart in the best
♪ I will cover you
♪ You and I
(soft upbeat music)
♪ You and I
(soft upbeat music)
(lighter clicking)
(speaker dinging)
(soft upbeat music)
(hairspray spritzing)
(soft upbeat music)
♪ I know you like to get so high honey
♪ You shake your body, your body
♪ Shake your body
♪ When you're coming home
♪ Tell me when you're coming home, home
♪ Don't get another chance, that's tragic
♪ Ooh, yeah
♪ Touch me to contribute on this travel
♪ Please tell me when you're coming home
(soft upbeat music)
♪ You move so fresh, you can see me
♪ Nigga believe me
♪ I love you whether you are right or wrong
♪ Love you when you're right or wrong
♪ About to protect you from danger
♪ Don't be a stranger
♪ Question when you're coming home
♪ Tell me when you're coming home
♪ Oh
(porn video playing)
- What the?
Yo.
- Yo, what's good my guy?
- Why are you jerking off on my couch?
- I slept over last night.
- Yeah I can see that,
but why are you jerking off on my couch?
- I just, I had to rub one out.
Bro, you can open your eyes, I ain't fucking like steel.
I ain't gonna paint your walls.
- Oh, bring some girls around.
Let's go, Lee.
You always talking about it.
Then when I bring you not one but two bad ones,
you don't even close.
You're lucky they didn't rob you.
- I got my dick out, balls in hand,
you going to grill me about it?
Don't you think I know that?
I fucked up.
- That's part of it.
- What?
- Beating your meat, nigga.
It affects the way you present yourself and talk to girls.
I mean look around.
We're not in high school anymore.
You can't talk to women like all you want is sex.
- That's all I want though.
- Okay,
put your nuts away
and we'll continue this conversation later.
I don't know what to do with you, man.
(porn video playing)
- Anyway,
so now I'm about to go in on Zeni, right?
Do a bunch of lines.
She got nice lips, green eyes.
It was perfect timing, right?
I'm about to lay it on her.
She got the nerve to stop me and tell me,
"I don't think of you that way,"
and continues to snort my shit.
- I thought you were digging Lala though.
- I was but I was fucked up, plus I like hard to get man.
- Okay, you can't go from complaining about getting none
to neglecting one.
- Where'd you get that from?
A fucking fortune cookie.
- I'm just saying you gotta crawl
before you can walk, right?
- How about you? You got bones last night?
- Yeah.
She was too cool to treat like that.
Busting or anything like that.
She was...
Like...
- She got you sprung like a motherfucker.
How was that shit?
Shit sure was good?
- A gentlemen never tells.
- Yo you sound like a bitch right now.
"A gentlemen never tells,"
get the fuck outta here with that shit man.
- Yo, you're trying to pass that today?
- I'm with it.
(upbeat music)
- Yo we should bag that up, so quantity and double up.
- I'm down for that.
You know Tony ain't so nice.
We're back on schedule.
- Can't believe you gave her three grand like that.
- What?
Come on man, I got about 10 saved up.
- God dang. - What?
- My paper's low as fuck.
- We get paid the same amount,
so you got something going on.
- Bro, I don't know how you stacking,
the city got too much mileage and that gas tank costs.
Remember Nico?
- Nah. - My sister's husband.
You coming through to pick up her name?
- The weed?
- That concha.
- All right.
I was gonna ask Cartera to come through anyways, so.
- What time we going to Tony's though?
- Damn, I forgot that nigga wants to see us.
- He owns us man.
He gonna want us to push more weight.
- How you feel about that?
- Do we have a choice?
- True.
- Quicker we deal with his ass,
then the quicker he's out the picture.
- Sooner the better.
(gravel crunching)
- I ain't gonna lie,
I'm kind of fiending to see her tonight.
- Man, she got you like that, huh?
- I'm be stunting on me like Zeni not coming through.
- Man, I don't want it, if I can't have both.
- Really nigga?
- You know what?
Maybe we'll have a fiesta, fiesta.
- Whoa, whoa.
- Survivor R. Kelly?
- Man, I still fuck with his music.
- You a wild boy.
♪ I ain't even gotta lie about it
♪ You ain't even gotta gotta fiesta about it
♪ Talk, talk
♪ Tell me something that I don't know
(man laughing)
- You motherfuckers are finally on time.
(shoes hitting the stairs)
Just be careful.
Waxed the floor a few days ago.
- [Lee] You couldn't have told me that earlier?
- I'll be with you two in a second.
(dramatic music)
Have you made up your mind?
You know this tough girl shit's not gonna get you very far.
- This is a shame 'cause you pretty thick.
I'm saying usually I take a girl like you
and try to muscle.
Maybe another time we can get some.
(girl spitting)
(girl laughing)
- You serious?
That shit's funny?
Keep at it.
(dramatic music) (girl grunting)
Keep laughing.
(girl choking)
Don't choke.
(dramatic music)
You wanna take her out?
- I need a favor.
- I'm okay.
- Yo, what the hell was that man?
- I have a meeting upstate with the Supreme Court,
and while I'm up there,
these dirty, stinking fucking little pigs
will probably raiding shit on my fucking property.
- Fucking rat bastards.
- Yeah, fucking Jakes.
- Yo bro, you know like 1.5 million Americans
used Coke in the last month?
We don't even supply a third of that shit.
- Really?
More like 1 million in New York alone.
- You think so?
- I think more.
Yo, lemme tell you a story.
Actually, my cousin Jerry moved here last year.
I gave him an 8 on Friday, by Monday,
had a Russian girlfriend
and her roommate all out my Russia,
rich ass financial district blazed, bro.
I'm dead ass.
- Word. - I'm telling you.
- Oh shit, that's what I'm telling to you.
- I hear you bro.
- Listen.
Can you not just shut the fuck up for 30 seconds?
My empire's on the line here
and you two are talking about
your cousin's cock at a penthouse.
Seriously?
This is not an episode of Empire.
- Empire's a bad example.
- Shut the fuck up.
This is serious.
I need a favor from you two.
I have six kilos tucked away,
and obviously I can't flush that down the toilet.
I need you two to hold it for me.
- Whoa, whoa.
With all due respect Tony,
I'm not trying to be responsible for your money, man.
- Yeah, that's a lot man.
You might as well hand the ring over to Sam and Frodo.
- That's a no go.
They are associates of mine.
They will get checked out and searched.
Ring.
I can't take that chance.
- That's a lot of weight, man.
- For you, it is, I know.
That's why if you do this for me, your debts will be paid.
(shoes clicking) (dramatic music)
- One mess this is.
- Now listen, you guys don't have to sell anything,
but if you do, you only owe me base price.
Nothing changes.
This is a favor in itself.
- Sounds good, Tony.
(girl choking and coughing)
- To be real, I'm trusting you.
Don't fuck this up.
- Fuck you.
(man speaking in foreign language)
- Yo, let me get one of those.
- What happened?
- Let me get a cigarette.
- Oh, you smoke bogeys now?
- Yeah, I'm kind of stressing.
- Kind of?
Bro, what the fuck did we just do?
- It's harder to say no to people's faces, man.
You know that.
- Yeah, fuck that man.
We should give it back bro.
Six kis?
- Nigga, you know where we at right now?
The walls have ears.
- Bro, six kis.
- All right, look, I'll keep it at my crib.
He said it's just one day, right?
And we're done with Tony
and we never had to deal with him or his stupid goons again,
so chill, all right?
- I'm staying fucked up all weekend, man.
- That reminds me.
Still gotta hit up Cartera.
- What?
Yo, it should be us trapped inside that apartment
with a bunch of guns, movies, and a ton of chicken pot pies
until this shit is gone, man.
- Bro, why would we do that?
Hey,
yeah, I was thinking we could kick it at my place tonight.
Get some bottles, some blunts,
some white girl, and just chill.
Oh, you with Zeni and Lala right now?
That works out.
I'm actually with Rollo.
Okay, bye.
- Yo, you really wilding right now, Lee.
You bugging man.
- Let me guess.
You wanted to circle jerk instead.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
You be all right.
- You snort your money's worth already, man?
- I mean, am I good?
- Yeah, you good?
But you good to drive, though?
- I mean, I feel like I'm on like five Adderalls.
Like it's that no fap wave, coz, I'm telling you,
it got me feeling like I'm fucking Anthony Joshua.
- Okay, I've been thinking about hopping on that wave,
but it seems impossible though.
- Bro, it will change your fucking life.
- Yo, but you trying to stay for a little while.
I got some girls, some weed, liquor, pizza.
What's up? - I don't smoke.
- For real, since when?
- Two weeks ago.
I'm looking good, right?
- The fuck outta here.
You're just going cop on me?
- Your sister's waiting for me.
She wanted this shit a few hours to go.
- Okay.
Good thing though man, be safe out there.
- Yeah, well it's been fun, but I gotta hit the road.
- All right bro.
(door slamming)
You got your pizza, I'm starving.
- Oh shit, I left my papers at home.
- I got a cone.
- Fuck that.
I guess I'll go to the store so I can smoke?
- Hey yo, we're about to go to the store.
- Could you grab me some Nilla Wafers?
- Cookies or the rectangle cardboard box thingies?
- Cardboard thingies?
The cookies are called Nilla Wafers, way different,
but those kind of sound good too, could you grab both?
- No, no, no, no, no.
Get the ruffle potato chips and the dip,
not the salsa, not the bean, not the fucking ranch.
I want that french onion dip,
the same shit the guys been making for 50 years.
- If we're being fucking specific,
there better not be no broken wafers in the bag.
- That's funny, but for real, Tera, don't fuck it up.
You know I only eat french dip.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, girls.
We're going to the corner store, okay?
We're not going grocery shopping for you bitches.
- Come on Tera.
- We bought a box of pizza in here for guys.
- Snacks are way more fun, okay?
- Ooh, I got it, I got it.
Caramel popcorn.
- Yeah.
(upbeat music)
- I got it. - I got it.
- No, no, it's fine, we can get what you want.
- No for real. - For real.
(upbeat music)
- It's not politically correct to have a Black person
in a Popeye's commercial or KFC,
shit like that just looks bad.
- How though?
Black people love fried food just as much as Asian people,
white people, it really shouldn't matter.
Fried food is fucking awesome.
- It does matter 'cause stereotypes lead to racist shit,
like I'd rather with fried chicken than a taco.
- Look, that's you.
So you're telling me you deny that Black people
cooked the best fried chicken?
- Fuck no.
- All right then, you can't say that.
- Okay, but Black people cook the best period though.
- Ooh.
- That's an opinion,
'cause I think Spanish people cook the best.
- Hmm, that's a bold statement 'cause barbecues is shit
and Black people can barbecue.
- I'm telling you right now, your favorite restaurant
probably got a Spanish person in the back cooking right now.
- Bull shit.
- No matter, no matter, I don't care if they're Dominican,
Mexican, Spanish, whatever.
- Okay, I don't doubt that,
but who invented the food in the first place?
- Rollo, I'm not foolin' with you.
(stove clanging)
- [Rollo] I'm just thinking it's back, girl.
- [Zeni] Whatever, I hate you on the barbecue thing.
- Let me not even get to Italian food.
That's a whole nother.
(Lala sneezing)
- Oh no.
- What the fuck?
- This is not my fault.
- How was this not your fault?
I'm so tired of all these fucking episodes with you.
- [Rollo] Wow.
- You know what?
And I'm tired of you and Tera
always blaming me for the shit that happened.
- So you're saying this isn't your fault?
- Yeah, I am.
It's an accident,
and normal people have it happen to them all the time.
- All right, you're confusing a fuck up
with an accident, honey.
- Ooh, and you are confusing me
with somebody who gives a fuck.
- All right, well maybe you should
and we would have a little bit less of these issues.
- A fuck up.
- Just hurry up. - Always bitching.
Not everything can be Gucci in your tiny, perfect room.
(upbeat music)
- [Lala] I fucking feel bad but.
- It continuously happens though Lala.
- I'm not gonna do this anymore.
- Yes, there you go, clean it up, sweetie.
- What a fuck waste man.
- Yo, get up y'all man.
Y'all wouldn't eat fucking dinner off the floor.
Come on man.
Follow me to the fucking kitchen, be quiet.
- Oh my fucking god.
- What, are you serious?
- It's like Christmas all over again, baby.
- Fucking ace.
- What, does this have
like an insurance policy on it or something?
- Nah, it's on the house.
Who wants to do some shots?
- Yes, please, sir.
- Oh yeah.
- It's on me, man.
- I'm down for shots.
- It's a little something I got from Costa Rica,
Diplomatica!
- Ay, ay, ay.
(girls laughing)
- I must say this has been a good night, okay?
Even though you annoy me.
- You guys are not gonna wait for me to cheers?
What the fuck?
Dang, so selfish.
- Cheers.
- [Rollo] To more wild nights.
(soft upbeat music)
- Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, you're really starting-
(couple kissing)
- What were you saying?
- I was saying.
(couple kissing)
You
taste
like
rainbow
Skittles.
(couple kissing)
All right, should probably get back now.
- Yeah, they're waiting for us I guess.
- There's always later, right?
- That's true.
(people chattering)
- Yeah, so that's why I broke up with him.
I'm just not into feminine men.
- Don't feminists believe in that shit,
like emasculate men turning them into weak ass nigga?
- If feminism makes you feel emasculated,
then your manhood wasn't that strong enough to begin with.
- Point taken.
- Yeah.
I would say I'm about a hundred percent feminist,
probably 110%, but I need a masculine man.
I can't deal with these bitch ass niggas.
- So your boyfriend wanted a finger in his ass
and you thought that was too gay or something?
- Nah, nah, I totally get stimulating the male prostate.
If I'm going down on you,
of course I'm gonna play with your ass,
but he didn't want a pinkie or an index,
he wanted three fingers in.
- Damn,
that shit crazy.
- It got to the point where he would be on all fours,
ass up in the air.
I felt like we were two months away
from me wearing a strap on and blasting his fucking buns.
- Yo, that's aggressive, man.
- Yeah.
- So you're not into that?
- Hmm?
What?
- Wearin' strap ons and fucking dudes.
- No, are you?
- Oh hell no.
- That's your thing?
- I don't mind a pinky if we're bein' honest, but
was your boyfriend white?
- Black and a football player.
- NFL?
- No, just college.
- Grill his ass on Twitter.
- Yo, I'm kind fiendin' for something sweet right now.
- Yo, for real though.
The bodega's down the block.
They been gone a long time.
(dramatic music)
- Yo, check out this girl.
That's my girl.
(upbeat music)
♪ Music got the best in me
♪ Ever since I was a child
♪ No, it's anytime we faced
♪ What can I do
(upbeat music)
♪ Music creeps into my dreams
♪ Wakes me into sweaty sheets
♪ Abandons me when nights die out
♪ What can I do
(upbeat music)
♪ So I better use my legs and run
♪ Before it is too late to flee
♪ I fear there is no one awake
♪ It's what I can do
♪ What I can do
♪ I want to be with you
♪ But you know this music too
♪ Don't let jealousy allure you
♪ Stop this cat fight
(upbeat music)
♪ What can I do
(people clapping)
(upbeat music)
- Oh God.
- How long have we been gone?
- Too long, I guess.
- Okay.
Where these other a-holes at?
- Okay, miss Chi-Chi.
- This bitch is always chiefing the blunts.
- Oh, there's two blunts, come on.
- So Cartera tells me you wanna be a model.
- Yeah, I mean still gotta get signed.
- [Zeni] Have you ever worked on your walk?
- [Lee] My walk?
- Yeah, in runway you gotta have a certain swag about you
when you walk the runway.
- [Lee] Okay, I mean, I never thought about that,
but I feel you.
- He hasn't gotten that far yet, no.
- Since we are in New York City,
you will be doing a lot of runways so.
- Really?
- Usually at Black events, they want you to have attitudes,
swag, a certain type of finesse.
They call it the UPN of modeling.
- Okay.
- Yeah girl, yes.
- And then we hit the regular walk, the standard,
I called it the duck because it's more of a your feet,
shoulders back, straight forward to the eyes,
and walk straight and normal.
Yes, killed it every time.
And then you have the New York City style.
It's high energy, more serious, and quick.
- Oh, like the city.
- Hey, do you guys wanna play Chicago?
- What's that?
- You never heard of Chicago?
(upbeat music)
(man coughing)
- All right, no, no.
- I don't think it's for him guys.
- Yeah.
♪ Roses on the floor
(dramatic music)
♪ Take your clothes off slow
♪ Don't you want roses on the floor
♪ Take your clothes off slow
♪ Sunday, better lay back tonight
♪ Look at your body, look at your body
♪ Finer lady than I need
♪ Don't you wanna let go
(dramatic music) (murmuring singing)
♪ Shawty told me that I gotta lead it right
♪ Wish I could tell me that she wanna spend the night
♪ You can lay it down, down, down, down low
♪ Ain't nobody got to know
♪ Keep it on the down, down low
♪ Ain't nobody go to know
♪ Got to know
♪ Green lights, you're mine
♪ You're lookin' so fine
♪ Your body on mine tonight, tonight
♪ Baby goin' down, down low
♪ Ain't nobody got to know
♪ Keep it on the down, down low
♪ Nobody got to know, got to know
(soft music)
(water splashing)
(dramatic music)
(door slamming)
(lighter sparking)
- Yo.
Yo!
- The girls leave?
- They ain't here, Lee, I just woke up a little while ago.
- Yeah, Cartera probably had 'em smiling.
- Yo, you got buns last night?
- You know I'm the perfect gentleman.
- Come on man, it's just me and you man.
- A'ight, a'ight, a'ight.
Yeah, we been doing it.
I ain't gonna lie.
Her sex drive is crazy, son.
I ain't never been with another girl like that.
- Rub it in, huh?
- Nigga you asked,
but
what's good with you?
- Bro,
fucking passed out again, man.
I got too fucked up.
- Do you see the pattern here?
- No, what?
- Stop getting trashed.
- Man, whatever man.
(dramatic music)
- Hey yo, we still gotta go to Tony's later.
- At least we give him all of his shit back,
and we off his fucking leash, man.
- For real.
Yo.
- What's good?
- You know, after this,
there's no more coke, no more money.
Once I'm out, I'm out.
- I know, I know, man, bro.
Maybe it's for the best man, you know?
But you better fuck this game up
with this modeling shit though.
- Hundred percent.
- You know what?
Get the fuck outta here, man.
I'm gonna go home, freshen up.
Meet you at Tony's in an hour.
- All right, that's cool.
- All right bro.
(water splashing)
(dramatic music)
(phone buzzing)
(scary dramatic music)
(clothes and drawers banging) (scary dramatic music)
(Lee repeating "no")
(scary dramatic music)
(phone ringing) (scary dramatic music)
- [Automated Voice] Your call has been forwarded
to an automatic voice message system.
(phone ringing)
- Pick up, pick up, pick up.
- [Automated Voice] Your call has been forwarded
to an automatic voice.
- What the fuck?
(Lee yelling)
(scary dramatic music)
(door slamming)
(sirens blaring)
(phone ringing)
- Yo, where the fuck you at, man?
- [Lee] She took the money, she took everything, man.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down.
What you mean she took everything?
Who?
- [Lee] Cartera, she took all the money,
the rest of the coke, she buried me.
- I told you that was a dumbass place
to keep the money in the fucking drawer
like it's the nineties.
- [Lee] Call up her stupid friends
and play it cool with them.
- I ain't got they number, bro.
I never got it.
- [Lee] Damn.
- I can't believe you really got pussy with by a wild one
on some Jon Snow.
- [Lee] I gotta find her man.
- Yeah, and I gotta get the fuck outta here, man.
- [Lee] Sorry bro.
- Yeah, man, whatever man.
(soft music)
♪ I thought it can't hurt to go out one more time
♪ Let him hold my hand and fall for him every night
(panel ringing)
♪ Let it be
♪ I thought it can't hurt to find me, open up
♪ Tell him all my secrets and let fall in love
♪ Better time
♪ Oh you got something that belongs to me
(Lee yelling and banging on door)
♪ Every little piece that you tore apart baby
♪ I can't love without my heart
(door banging)
- Where are you?
♪ For your tricks, your half truths, and all your moves
♪ Yes I did
♪ Although big or small, every lies a lie
♪ Not just in the eye of the guy who makes you swoon
♪ Yes it is
♪ Oh you got something that belongs to me
♪ And I know that it's broken
♪ But it's all that I need
♪ Oh every little beat
♪ Every little piece that you tore apart baby
♪ I can't help without my heart
(Lee yelling)
(soft dramatic music)
♪ Oh you've got something that belongs to me
♪ And I know that it's broken but it's all that I need
♪ Every little beat
♪ Every little piece that you tore apart baby
♪ How could I love
♪ How can I love
♪ Without my heart
(phone buzzing) (announcer speaking)
- Yeah, yeah, great, thank you.
All right, the hotel is booked.
- You're some kind of bitch.
- I was starting to like them.
- Yeah, me too, but come on, can you blame me?
- I mean, in the grand scheme of things, it makes sense.
- Well, thought it was, (speaking in foreign language)
mixed with thotiness.
This is a handful.
When you mix body fluids and knockin' boots,
things can get kind of personal.
I know you felt something.
- Well, yeah, I mean he was cute, I like him,
but like, come on,
we're about to have the time of our lives.
Crystal Hotel in Parta Valarta for two weeks.
Come on girls, you know
you're not being good friends
if you're just gonna bitch and complain
the whole ride there.
- All I'm saying is that it looked pretty deep to me,
and I just don't think you're ever gonna change.
- And you are not a good friend,
so you can't call us bad friends, like essentially.
- Oh yeah, fuck that.
The three of us.
How long has it been just the three of us?
The three amigas.
- The chipa.
- The Powderpuff girls.
- Destiny's Child.
- Charlie's Angels.
- Snap, crackle, and pop.
- Winifred, Mary and Sarah.
Yeah, yeah, continue.
- Yes, and you know, I could have kept it all to myself,
all his yoyo, all his money,
but that would've been selfish, so.
- That's what you do though.
You meet niggas and beat niggas.
- How nice.
(people chattering) (subway rushing)
- Yeah Rollo was cute.
- Why does it feel like you two are not with this?
- Listen, I'm just saying,
why do you always have to beat every guy you come across?
- See that's your problem.
Too many bodies, on some Scorpio shit.
- For real.
- Whatever, you know.
I'm gonna check to see when the train's coming.
- All right.
- Lala, do not tell me that was all you brought.
- No, no, no.
- Lala, girl.
- [Lala] You're gonna buy me more stuff.
- Hell no, you are outta your mind, honey.
You could buy yourself that Lala,
I'm not buying you shit, no.
(dramatic music)
- Nothing, huh?
- What do you want me to say?
- Something, just gimme something.
So all that was nothing?
- No.
- Then why?
Am I a idiot or what?
Like, is this what you do?
Go around breaking nigga hearts and stealing from them?
- I don't know.
What, you were catching feelings?
- You're one hell of an actress,
'cause I thought you were too.
- I do have feelings for you.
Actually, maybe, maybe too much feelings.
- You sure have a funny way of showing it.
- I guess I'm just a shitty person.
The more I thought of you, the more I wanted to pull away.
- [Lee] Why?
It's the opposite of what people do.
It's the opposite of what I wanted to do.
- What did you wanna do?
Hmm?
What were your intentions when you first came up to me?
Sex?
A fuck buddy? - No.
- A one night stand? - No!
And even if it was,
it doesn't give you the right to just rob me.
Is that really what you thought of me?
- Yes.
No.
Look, you have no idea what I've been through.
- Just tell me, instead of shutting me down.
- I cracked the worst guys.
Whether it's bruises or broken heart
or a shit load of peppermint ice cream
just to boost my self-esteem.
No matter what,
I always end up with the fucking Chris Brown type of guy.
- Did I really come off like that?
You know, not every guy in the city's a jerk.
Some of us might want a real relationship.
Some of us might want a family.
Some of us might wanna fall in love.
(subway rumbling)
- I guess this is fear.
- Fear of what?
What did I do to make you afraid of me?
- Fear of falling in love and ending up heartbroken.
You know, I know it sounds stupid,
but Zeni's always telling me that since I'm a Scorpio,
I'm cursed in that I have really bad trust issues.
You know, I'm starting to believe her.
- Well, she's not wrong about the trust issues,
but I don't believe in that zodiac stuff,
and I don't think you're that screwed up either.
I mean, don't get me wrong, what you did was very,
and I do mean very, messed up, but I know bad people.
You're not one of them.
- There's no explanation.
- What it's worth, Scorpio or not, you stung me.
Definitely had it bad.
- What's your sign?
- It doesn't matter.
- Yeah, it doesn't matter.
Well, look, here's all your stuff.
Look, 20 minutes ago, I was so clear,
very clear on what I wanted to do, but how I'm feeling now,
for what it's worth, I'm really sorry.
(subway announcer speaking)
- Wait!
You don't have to leave.
- Look, I'm no good for you, okay?
I can't-
(upbeat music)
- Hey girls.
(upbeat music)
(dramatic music)
(subway squeaking)
- What the-?
(dramatic music)
♪ Yeah
♪ Welcome
♪ Yeah, yeah
♪ Can't always
♪ White girl feat
♪ I wasted enough of that time
♪ I'm gonna need that back
♪ Yeah it's all time with the, I've been brought outta line
(man laughing)
♪ Done with the lies and trust
♪ I ain't got no time
(men groaning)
♪ I ain't got no time
♪ I ain't got no
♪ Stuck up in the game like rot
(men screaming in pain)
♪ Stay fly, no fire
♪ All beef, no diet, real G, stay silent
♪ I'm all for the mission, I pay for detention
♪ Because the best was common complacency issues
♪ And then I choke
(men groaning)
♪ They crying and laughing
♪ They aim for the issue
♪ I've been up like all night
♪ Working on the crap
(men groaning)
♪ Because we ain't about to fall
♪ I am on living on my knees
♪ Because I know
(men groaning)
♪ Never gonna stop
- I'm using my boy.
(men groaning in pain)
♪ I ain't need to try
♪ I'll be the guy
♪ Milli with the ride
♪ Jurgen with the hop
♪ Catch me at the broke, pay 30 on the dot boy
(men groaning)
♪ I've been all out of line like I don't read the signs
♪ I'm so
(fire crackling)
(storm rumbling)