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-[indistinct chatter]        
        -[dishware clinking]

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He wants to know my number.

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No, not my cell number.       
        He already got that.

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No, not my weight.

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He could give two shits       
            about that.

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And no, not my social security,

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'cause he's not that stupid.

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He wants to know that big--

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I mean, mediocre...         
             [chuckles]

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...mediocre number of, uh...    
          [clears throat]

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...sexual partners         
     that I've had in my past.

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Now, can I ask him         
        an honest question?

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What's wrong with your ass?

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Is that supposed to elevate     
       your perception of me?

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'Cause perception is key, and    
    I can't have you judging me.

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Not that my number would.

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I'm just saying,          
 knowing ain't gonna do no good.

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I mean, damn,            
       why you need to know?

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Is it to see            
       if I'm the real deal?

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Boy, please, you need        
      to chill with that mess.

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Regardless, I was gonna       
     be the best you ever had.

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Why can't you just appreciate    
           what you have?

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I'm independent in the street

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and a slave in the bed!

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But instead, you wanna complain

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about the stupid, irrelevant    
     number of my past lovers?

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Seriously?             
                Why?

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Is it to see how long        
     you gonna be feeling this?

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Oh, wait.              
         Oh, let me guess.

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Oh, you trying to rate       
      my level of classiness.

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Or you could trust and believe   
        that a woman's class

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ain't got nothing to do       
 with how many men been up her--

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[laughs]

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Uh, to an extent.

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But look,              
      as long as she discreet

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'bout who's in her sheets,     
       she can meet and greet

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whoever she damn well please.

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I mean, damn.

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Let me ask you something.

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Is your dick's ego feeling     
            that small?

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Oh, baby, well, let me stroke    
       it so you can come...

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back with a little         
          more confidence.

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I-I'm sorry, babe.         
   That was rude, that was rude.

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But hold up, I ain't never     
       asked you your number.

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Seven?

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Really?

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Mm-mm, let me find out       
      this dude game is wack.

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Nothing, babe.           
     I said that you're, um...

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your swag is all of that.

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All right, fine.          
     You wanna know my number?

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Jeez.                
       If it's that serious.

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Don't judge me.           
              [laughs]

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It's--

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wait.

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Hold up, what you said?

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Your ex said you was her third?

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Word?                
          Okay, all right,

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so then why don't you        
       go call up that bird?

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Oh yeah, that's right,       
        'cause she pregnant

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with her third.

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I swear, your little Keisha got

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some nerve talking         
        'bout you her third.

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That's the dumbest shit       
         I ever done heard,

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and you is just absurd.

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So you be believing shit      
         like a dumb nigga?

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See, I was just about        
       to tell you my number,

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but you done pulled the trigger   
            on that one.

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Poo-poop.              
             It's dead.

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No, but seriously though, babe,

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no one is ever gonna        
       give her real number.

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'Cause we lie!

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'Cause this double standard     
          mentality ain't

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never gonna die,          
    so we do it just to get by.

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And no, not to be fake,       
   but we do it for y'all's sake.

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Y'all sensitive like Drake.

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You just wouldn't be able      
       to take the heartache.

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And I mean, come on,        
     it's scientifically proven

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on average, that women       
      get it in more than men.

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And not to mention,         
   we need a lot more attention,

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so I mean,             
   you put two and two together,

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you really don't          
       gotta be that clever.

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It's common sense.

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No suspense necessary.

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And it shouldn't          
        be something scary.

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No, you should be glad       
    that I'm experienced so that

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when I tell you that you're the   
    best out of all of the rest,

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it's actually a statement      
            of value...

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for you.

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All right, look, babe,       
    you just gonna have to deal

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with the fact that,         
      no, my number isn't one.

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No,                 
 you did not teach me that move.

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And no, you are not my second,   
         third, or seventh,

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as much as you would        
         like to believe it

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and as much             
     as people may perceive it.

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I am not a virgin angel sent    
            from heaven.

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I am a woman...

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who has lived before and--     
              [scoffs]

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depending on how long        
          this shit last,

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will live after you.

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So, like, here's the lesson.

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How 'bout you stop         
     asking all them questions,

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'cause you ain't never       
     gonna know my number, boo.

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And you best-a believe that     
     that's the hardcore truth.

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Oh, and, uh,            
   you can go ahead and tell that

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to your little Keisha...

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too.

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[birds chirping]

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Check, please.           
             Thank you.



