1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:07,498 --> 00:00:09,790 (light electronic music) 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:09,790 --> 00:00:13,183 - [Stacy] Mm, please. (giggling) 5 00:00:13,183 --> 00:00:16,073 Don't make me beg, mister, I need it. 6 00:00:16,942 --> 00:00:19,278 Don't you wanna give it to me? 7 00:00:19,278 --> 00:00:21,361 Don't you want us to feel 8 00:00:23,041 --> 00:00:23,874 good? 9 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:28,240 Please, mister? 10 00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:29,620 I mean, we would get it ourselves 11 00:00:29,620 --> 00:00:31,950 but we seemed to misplace our IDs. 12 00:00:31,950 --> 00:00:34,160 I mean come on, what's the big deal? 13 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:37,905 It's just a witty bitty bit of beer. (giggling) 14 00:00:37,905 --> 00:00:39,166 - I don't know. 15 00:00:39,166 --> 00:00:40,833 I'd get in a lot of trouble. 16 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:45,210 - What if we promised with a cherry on top? 17 00:00:45,210 --> 00:00:46,630 - Yeah. 18 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:47,723 - Three cherries. 19 00:00:50,700 --> 00:00:53,020 - I mean, we'll make it worth your while. 20 00:00:53,020 --> 00:00:54,203 I promise. 21 00:00:54,203 --> 00:00:56,520 I promise with a big, black, 22 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:59,163 beautiful, tight cherry on top. 23 00:00:59,163 --> 00:01:01,413 (laughing) 24 00:01:04,635 --> 00:01:07,885 (energetic rock music) 25 00:01:19,331 --> 00:01:20,164 - Woo! 26 00:01:21,060 --> 00:01:23,123 You girls really know how to party. 27 00:01:23,123 --> 00:01:24,010 (laughs) 28 00:01:24,010 --> 00:01:25,875 - You're not too bad yourself, sir. 29 00:01:25,875 --> 00:01:28,660 (man laughing) 30 00:01:28,660 --> 00:01:30,611 - You girls already got me drunk. 31 00:01:30,611 --> 00:01:31,926 - That's the idea. 32 00:01:31,926 --> 00:01:32,822 - Is it? 33 00:01:32,822 --> 00:01:33,655 - Mhm. 34 00:01:33,655 --> 00:01:36,185 'Cause that's when the real fun begins. 35 00:01:36,185 --> 00:01:38,935 (grunting) - Oh! 36 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:48,383 - You girls think he's ready yet? 37 00:01:51,846 --> 00:01:53,010 Hey! 38 00:01:53,010 --> 00:01:55,433 Do you think he's ready? 39 00:01:56,380 --> 00:01:57,213 - Almost. 40 00:01:58,856 --> 00:02:00,106 - Yeah, I don't think I'm 41 00:02:00,940 --> 00:02:02,670 having fun anymore. 42 00:02:02,670 --> 00:02:04,460 - You just need to drink more, here. 43 00:02:04,460 --> 00:02:07,598 - No, no, no, I don't wanna drink anymore. 44 00:02:07,598 --> 00:02:08,540 - (laughs) No, come on. 45 00:02:08,540 --> 00:02:09,610 - No. 46 00:02:09,610 --> 00:02:11,472 - I think we're losing him. 47 00:02:11,472 --> 00:02:12,600 - Music. 48 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:13,550 We need more music. 49 00:02:15,657 --> 00:02:18,157 (tense music) 50 00:02:19,691 --> 00:02:21,114 - [April] Oh! 51 00:02:21,114 --> 00:02:23,531 (rock music) 52 00:02:25,628 --> 00:02:30,628 You can't go anywhere yet, silly. (laughs) 53 00:02:31,414 --> 00:02:34,623 I think he's ready. (rock music) 54 00:02:38,030 --> 00:02:39,940 - Do you think you're ready? 55 00:02:39,940 --> 00:02:42,330 Do you think you can handle us? 56 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:43,343 All three of us? 57 00:02:49,576 --> 00:02:51,320 (tense music) 58 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:52,330 - Yeah. 59 00:02:52,330 --> 00:02:54,010 - Do you promise to be gentle? 60 00:02:54,010 --> 00:02:55,744 - I promise. 61 00:02:55,744 --> 00:02:57,380 (laughing) 62 00:02:57,380 --> 00:03:00,310 - You know, we want it to be really special. 63 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:01,690 Will you make it special? 64 00:03:01,690 --> 00:03:03,810 - I promise, I promise, 65 00:03:03,810 --> 00:03:06,432 I'll be whatever you want me to be. 66 00:03:06,432 --> 00:03:07,265 (laughing) 67 00:03:07,265 --> 00:03:10,913 I'll do whatever you want me to do. 68 00:03:10,913 --> 00:03:12,929 - Well do you like my body? 69 00:03:12,929 --> 00:03:14,057 - [Man] Mhm. 70 00:03:14,057 --> 00:03:15,587 - I knew you would. 71 00:03:15,587 --> 00:03:16,694 And guess what? 72 00:03:16,694 --> 00:03:17,527 - What? 73 00:03:17,527 --> 00:03:20,223 - It's all yours. (laughing) 74 00:03:21,250 --> 00:03:22,677 Can I touch you? 75 00:03:22,677 --> 00:03:24,210 - (chuckles) Yeah. 76 00:03:24,210 --> 00:03:28,600 - Can I touch you down here? (laughing) 77 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:29,626 - [Man] Yeah. 78 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:31,876 (laughing) 79 00:03:33,986 --> 00:03:35,237 (hissing) 80 00:03:35,237 --> 00:03:36,070 (crunching) 81 00:03:36,070 --> 00:03:38,403 (screaming) 82 00:03:40,408 --> 00:03:43,408 (eerie synth music) 83 00:03:45,420 --> 00:03:47,670 (thudding) 84 00:03:54,356 --> 00:03:57,671 - The things we gotta do for a fucking meal. 85 00:03:57,671 --> 00:03:58,504 (sighs) 86 00:03:58,504 --> 00:04:00,921 (rock music) 87 00:04:12,635 --> 00:04:14,283 ♪ Swords through my heart ♪ 88 00:04:14,283 --> 00:04:17,579 ♪ Though it echoes through my soul ♪ 89 00:04:17,579 --> 00:04:18,923 ♪ Those words of the past ♪ 90 00:04:18,923 --> 00:04:22,091 ♪ Oh it loves to make me hope ♪ 91 00:04:22,091 --> 00:04:23,467 ♪ Bitches on time ♪ 92 00:04:23,467 --> 00:04:26,539 ♪ Oh it was not long ago ♪ 93 00:04:26,539 --> 00:04:27,899 ♪ All knees behind ♪ 94 00:04:27,899 --> 00:04:31,611 ♪ I've been blinded by all low ♪ 95 00:04:31,611 --> 00:04:35,760 ♪ Do you remember ♪ 96 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:40,760 ♪ Or do you care ♪ 97 00:04:44,870 --> 00:04:46,134 ♪ You're going back, you're going back ♪ 98 00:04:46,134 --> 00:04:46,967 ♪ You got to ♪ 99 00:04:46,967 --> 00:04:49,136 ♪ See into my life ♪ 100 00:04:49,136 --> 00:04:51,565 ♪ I'll find out what's inside ♪ 101 00:04:51,565 --> 00:04:53,133 ♪ Oh I will survive ♪ 102 00:04:53,133 --> 00:04:56,221 ♪ All your fears and pain inside ♪ 103 00:04:56,221 --> 00:05:00,618 ♪ Do you remember ♪ 104 00:05:00,618 --> 00:05:03,368 ♪ Or do you care ♪ 105 00:05:20,765 --> 00:05:22,205 ♪ Look into my eyes ♪ 106 00:05:22,205 --> 00:05:25,709 ♪ Can you tell me what you say ♪ 107 00:05:25,709 --> 00:05:26,886 ♪ Is it something you see ♪ 108 00:05:26,886 --> 00:05:30,181 ♪ Is that something that I hide ♪ 109 00:05:30,181 --> 00:05:34,485 ♪ Do you remember ♪ 110 00:05:34,485 --> 00:05:39,078 ♪ Or do you care ♪ 111 00:05:39,078 --> 00:05:43,750 ♪ Do you remember ♪ 112 00:05:43,750 --> 00:05:48,750 ♪ Or do you ♪ 113 00:05:50,198 --> 00:05:52,115 ♪ Care ♪ 114 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:03,231 ♪ For me ♪ 115 00:06:03,231 --> 00:06:05,731 (baby crying) 116 00:06:18,510 --> 00:06:21,593 (light guitar music) 117 00:06:53,474 --> 00:06:55,914 - Hello, this is Preacher Peterson 118 00:06:55,914 --> 00:06:59,869 and I'm here to speak to you on behalf of God. 119 00:06:59,869 --> 00:07:01,531 Here I'd like to let you know something 120 00:07:01,531 --> 00:07:04,602 that maybe you haven't been informed of yet. 121 00:07:04,602 --> 00:07:06,103 Everything is from him. 122 00:07:06,103 --> 00:07:07,958 Every person needs a community. 123 00:07:07,958 --> 00:07:10,423 And every community needs a church. 124 00:07:10,423 --> 00:07:12,335 So I'm here to ask you a question 125 00:07:12,335 --> 00:07:13,985 directly from him. 126 00:07:13,985 --> 00:07:15,305 And that question is, 127 00:07:15,305 --> 00:07:19,055 if you can't spend five dollars a day on him, 128 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,914 on the Lord, 129 00:07:21,914 --> 00:07:24,522 how do you expect the Lord to spend 130 00:07:24,522 --> 00:07:26,394 even five minutes on you? 131 00:07:26,394 --> 00:07:28,190 Five minutes a day, 132 00:07:28,190 --> 00:07:29,692 (motor revving) five minutes a week, 133 00:07:29,692 --> 00:07:32,281 something to five dollars a day. 134 00:07:32,281 --> 00:07:35,965 Through the church, to keep saving lives. 135 00:07:35,965 --> 00:07:37,972 That's right, five dollars a day 136 00:07:37,972 --> 00:07:39,722 keeps the devil away. 137 00:07:41,140 --> 00:07:42,073 (creaking) 138 00:07:42,073 --> 00:07:44,520 This has been a message directly from God. 139 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:45,400 - Jesus, Mom. 140 00:07:49,543 --> 00:07:51,759 (groaning) 141 00:07:51,759 --> 00:07:53,926 (sighing) 142 00:07:55,970 --> 00:07:57,710 - Don't Jesus me. 143 00:07:57,710 --> 00:08:00,030 Is that any way to greet your mother? 144 00:08:00,030 --> 00:08:02,820 Help momma to bed, she's tired. 145 00:08:02,820 --> 00:08:04,327 - Drunk is more like it. 146 00:08:04,327 --> 00:08:07,770 - (laughing) I'm not drunk! 147 00:08:07,770 --> 00:08:09,414 - I know, you're just tired. 148 00:08:09,414 --> 00:08:10,247 - Yeah. 149 00:08:12,170 --> 00:08:14,550 I work hard for all this. 150 00:08:14,550 --> 00:08:16,980 If momma needs a drink to unwind, 151 00:08:16,980 --> 00:08:18,527 momma will have one. 152 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:21,930 You think my life's easy? 153 00:08:21,930 --> 00:08:25,153 You got it easy, sleeping all day long, 154 00:08:25,990 --> 00:08:28,020 not doing shit. 155 00:08:28,020 --> 00:08:31,820 I gotta work, put food on the table, 156 00:08:31,820 --> 00:08:33,753 buy you damn clothes. 157 00:08:34,820 --> 00:08:37,420 I don't have to explain myself to anyone. 158 00:08:37,420 --> 00:08:41,390 You owe me, you owe me! 159 00:08:41,390 --> 00:08:43,470 If you knew what I'd done, 160 00:08:43,470 --> 00:08:46,051 everything I've been through 161 00:08:46,051 --> 00:08:49,110 to give you everything I have. 162 00:08:51,142 --> 00:08:52,743 - I know Mom, I know. 163 00:08:58,953 --> 00:09:01,120 (snoring) 164 00:09:04,615 --> 00:09:09,358 - Whee! (laughing) 165 00:09:09,358 --> 00:09:11,608 (groaning) 166 00:09:16,050 --> 00:09:16,883 Oh, bed. 167 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:24,350 Oh, bed, bed, bed, bed, bed. (laughing) 168 00:09:24,406 --> 00:09:25,239 Bed! 169 00:09:26,580 --> 00:09:27,950 Hey. 170 00:09:27,950 --> 00:09:29,150 Oh honey. 171 00:09:29,150 --> 00:09:31,150 Can you put my programs on? 172 00:09:31,150 --> 00:09:33,660 You know momma loves to listen to her programs 173 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:35,017 while she falls asleep. 174 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:43,800 - Much as I hate to be the one to warn you, 175 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:46,112 as if you didn't already know! 176 00:09:46,112 --> 00:09:48,111 (laughing) Do you pass out 177 00:09:48,111 --> 00:09:50,430 the devil's juice! 178 00:09:50,430 --> 00:09:51,854 (retching) All the drugs, 179 00:09:51,854 --> 00:09:53,440 all the liquor! 180 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:56,770 All the things will go out of you, 181 00:09:56,770 --> 00:09:57,603 child of God! 182 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:02,809 (creaking) 183 00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:07,151 (lazy music) 184 00:10:12,447 --> 00:10:14,697 (scraping) 185 00:10:16,478 --> 00:10:18,545 - If it ain't the trash taking out the trash. 186 00:10:18,545 --> 00:10:19,413 - Thank's Stink. 187 00:10:19,413 --> 00:10:20,910 Just what I needed today. 188 00:10:20,910 --> 00:10:21,930 - Oh chill out baby. 189 00:10:21,930 --> 00:10:24,048 You know I love you. 190 00:10:24,048 --> 00:10:25,312 - Oh do you know? 191 00:10:25,312 --> 00:10:27,060 - Well I'ma put it to you this way. 192 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,860 Guess which girl I've dirtied more socks to, 193 00:10:28,860 --> 00:10:30,704 than any other girl in the world? 194 00:10:30,704 --> 00:10:31,888 - I don't know, who? 195 00:10:31,888 --> 00:10:34,638 - Hmm, it's you, little mamacita. 196 00:10:36,153 --> 00:10:37,837 So many little sperms have died for you. 197 00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:39,260 - Got a cigarette? 198 00:10:39,260 --> 00:10:40,400 - [Stink] Yeah. 199 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:42,943 But when we gonna go out? 200 00:10:43,821 --> 00:10:46,280 - (laughing) Go out? 201 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:48,333 - I know you get moist around me. 202 00:10:48,333 --> 00:10:49,901 (sniffing) 203 00:10:49,901 --> 00:10:53,620 I could smell it, I got a nose like a hound dog. 204 00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:55,020 - And the breath of one too. 205 00:10:55,890 --> 00:10:56,733 I gotta a motor. 206 00:10:58,153 --> 00:11:00,380 Thanks for the cigarette. 207 00:11:00,380 --> 00:11:01,680 - Oh anything for you, 208 00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:04,033 my little rainbow in the dark. 209 00:11:07,105 --> 00:11:08,255 - Dinner's in the oven. 210 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:13,200 It's salisbury steak, your favorite. 211 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:14,660 - Yum. 212 00:11:14,660 --> 00:11:16,560 - Okay, I gotta get to work. 213 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:17,490 You know the drill. 214 00:11:17,490 --> 00:11:19,960 I might be bringing someone home with me tonight, 215 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:21,200 knock on wood. 216 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,950 So please make yourself and your brother 217 00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:24,760 scarce later on. 218 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:25,820 - I wouldn't call it work 219 00:11:25,820 --> 00:11:27,363 when your time card's a cock. 220 00:11:29,450 --> 00:11:31,230 - Christ, Jessica. 221 00:11:31,230 --> 00:11:32,690 Have a heart, okay? 222 00:11:32,690 --> 00:11:35,293 It's that cock that paid for your dinner tonight. 223 00:11:37,701 --> 00:11:39,606 I left you a few smokes on the counter. 224 00:11:39,606 --> 00:11:42,606 (microwave beeping) 225 00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:46,060 - [Preacher] A free pass to suffer for eternity! 226 00:11:47,221 --> 00:11:49,958 How many times does Jesus need to tell you 227 00:11:49,958 --> 00:11:52,021 how to live, people? 228 00:11:52,021 --> 00:11:54,629 He found me, he found me at the bottom 229 00:11:54,629 --> 00:11:56,341 in my darkest pain. 230 00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:57,949 And he said push the pieces. 231 00:11:57,949 --> 00:12:00,110 Just like some of you don't wanna believe 232 00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:03,757 don't wanna believe that the Lord is gonna help you! 233 00:12:03,757 --> 00:12:05,405 He gave you life! 234 00:12:05,405 --> 00:12:08,322 (heavy rock music) 235 00:12:19,962 --> 00:12:24,545 ♪ Making the rounds on the city street ♪ 236 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:30,200 - Come on, big boy. 237 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,180 You had fun last time didn't you? 238 00:12:32,180 --> 00:12:33,844 I know you did. 239 00:12:33,844 --> 00:12:35,094 I know you did. 240 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:38,493 Remember all the fun we had? 241 00:12:40,350 --> 00:12:43,970 Let's make that magic happen again, okay boys? 242 00:12:43,970 --> 00:12:46,121 I can take you both on. 243 00:12:46,121 --> 00:12:47,697 I know you like to party. 244 00:12:47,697 --> 00:12:49,720 I know you have the money 245 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:51,807 and I know you have the time. 246 00:12:51,807 --> 00:12:53,045 Do you wanna get together and 247 00:12:53,045 --> 00:12:53,878 fuck! 248 00:12:55,522 --> 00:12:57,926 (creepy voice exhaling) 249 00:12:57,926 --> 00:12:58,926 - [Woman] Jessica. 250 00:12:58,926 --> 00:13:00,373 Jessica. 251 00:13:00,373 --> 00:13:02,873 (light music) 252 00:13:25,749 --> 00:13:27,255 Jessica. - Jessica. 253 00:13:27,255 --> 00:13:28,256 - [Whispering Voice] Jessica. 254 00:13:28,256 --> 00:13:29,744 - Jessica. - Hey Jessica. 255 00:13:29,744 --> 00:13:31,963 - Jess, Jessica. - Jessica. 256 00:13:31,963 --> 00:13:33,035 - [Whispering Voice] Jessica. 257 00:13:33,035 --> 00:13:35,021 - Jessica. - Jessica! 258 00:13:35,021 --> 00:13:35,854 - [Whispering Voice] Jessica. 259 00:13:35,854 --> 00:13:37,112 - [Woman] Jessica. 260 00:13:37,112 --> 00:13:39,612 (tense music) 261 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,904 - [Whispering Voice] Jessica, Jessica, Jessica. 262 00:13:42,904 --> 00:13:43,737 - Jessica. 263 00:13:46,170 --> 00:13:48,420 Jessica! - Jessica, Jessica. 264 00:13:49,848 --> 00:13:52,441 (baby crying) 265 00:13:52,441 --> 00:13:53,910 (brakes screeching) 266 00:13:53,910 --> 00:13:56,430 - Oh my god, are you all right? 267 00:13:56,430 --> 00:13:59,230 - My brother, my brother! 268 00:13:59,230 --> 00:14:00,356 - Are you okay? 269 00:14:00,356 --> 00:14:01,219 - My brother. 270 00:14:01,219 --> 00:14:02,820 Where's my brother? - Jessica, Jessica 271 00:14:02,820 --> 00:14:04,390 your brother is fine. - No he's not! 272 00:14:04,390 --> 00:14:05,330 - Jessica? 273 00:14:05,330 --> 00:14:06,959 - I have to go find him, he rolled away. 274 00:14:06,959 --> 00:14:08,969 My brother, my brother! - Jessica, listen, listen. 275 00:14:08,969 --> 00:14:10,770 Jessica, listen, your brother is fine! 276 00:14:10,770 --> 00:14:11,603 - Jessica? 277 00:14:11,603 --> 00:14:12,436 Is that you? - Hey. 278 00:14:12,436 --> 00:14:13,269 - No he's not, 279 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,102 he rolled away! - He's fine. 280 00:14:14,102 --> 00:14:15,690 He's okay. - I have to find him! 281 00:14:15,690 --> 00:14:17,033 - Look what we found. 282 00:14:18,353 --> 00:14:19,353 - Holy shit! 283 00:14:21,609 --> 00:14:22,442 Thank you. 284 00:14:25,110 --> 00:14:26,840 What the fuck were you thinking? 285 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:28,750 You almost killed my little brother. 286 00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:29,960 - First off, bitch, 287 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:31,450 you walked out right in front of our car. 288 00:14:31,450 --> 00:14:32,590 If you wanna blame somebody for this, 289 00:14:32,590 --> 00:14:33,929 blame your fucking self! 290 00:14:33,929 --> 00:14:35,280 - I didn't see you. 291 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:37,140 - That's because you're a stupid ugly bitch. 292 00:14:37,140 --> 00:14:38,150 - Hey! 293 00:14:38,150 --> 00:14:39,140 Calm down! 294 00:14:39,140 --> 00:14:40,940 - Tell that bitch to calm down. 295 00:14:40,940 --> 00:14:42,550 She started yelling at me first. 296 00:14:42,550 --> 00:14:44,210 Get the white trash out of your eyes 297 00:14:44,210 --> 00:14:45,910 and pay the fuck attention to what you're doing, 298 00:14:45,910 --> 00:14:46,820 you fucking skank! 299 00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:47,653 - All right, that's enough. 300 00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:48,900 Get the fuck out of here! 301 00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:49,733 - Make me. 302 00:14:49,733 --> 00:14:51,023 - Yeah, make us. 303 00:14:52,830 --> 00:14:54,920 - Fine bitch, we're outta here. 304 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:57,024 - See you around, Jessicunt. 305 00:14:57,024 --> 00:14:58,890 (clicking) 306 00:14:58,890 --> 00:15:00,333 See you, dick baby! 307 00:15:03,490 --> 00:15:04,323 - This wouldn't have happened 308 00:15:04,323 --> 00:15:06,650 if you guys weren't fucking with me. 309 00:15:06,650 --> 00:15:08,726 - Chill, we were just trying to have some fun. 310 00:15:08,726 --> 00:15:10,810 - Yeah, like chill out. 311 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,070 We were just playin. 312 00:15:12,070 --> 00:15:12,903 - Fuck you. 313 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:15,063 - Oh, oh fuck me? 314 00:15:18,530 --> 00:15:19,363 - Not yet. 315 00:15:23,447 --> 00:15:25,279 (zooming) 316 00:15:25,279 --> 00:15:26,645 - [Man Voiceover] They're out there. 317 00:15:26,645 --> 00:15:27,780 (rock music) 318 00:15:27,780 --> 00:15:29,623 The whores of Babylon. 319 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,123 They're out there somewhere. 320 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:37,430 And I am finally going to catch up with them 321 00:15:37,430 --> 00:15:38,393 and stop them. 322 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:43,933 For far too long you've evaded me, bitches. 323 00:15:44,870 --> 00:15:46,923 This time I am ready. 324 00:15:47,770 --> 00:15:50,870 Mentally and physically, 325 00:15:50,870 --> 00:15:52,943 I am at my peak performance level. 326 00:15:54,636 --> 00:15:56,803 Ah, yes. 327 00:15:57,820 --> 00:15:59,743 They will finally meet their end 328 00:16:00,605 --> 00:16:03,518 and it will be at my hands. 329 00:16:03,518 --> 00:16:05,068 The hands of Boris Von Yelsing, 330 00:16:06,631 --> 00:16:11,270 the man who's everyone is calling crazy for hysterics. 331 00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:12,627 But I show them. 332 00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:17,290 When I am one who stops shedding of the blood, 333 00:16:17,290 --> 00:16:20,417 the global pollution of these bimbos, 334 00:16:23,742 --> 00:16:28,242 (chuckling) yes, bloodsucking bimbos. 335 00:16:29,214 --> 00:16:31,464 (laughing) 336 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,534 This is good one. 337 00:16:34,534 --> 00:16:36,784 (wheezing) 338 00:16:37,942 --> 00:16:38,775 Is bloodsucking bimbos, is good. 339 00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:49,266 - The bloodshed. 340 00:16:49,266 --> 00:16:51,442 You still listen to me. 341 00:16:51,442 --> 00:16:52,660 You feel it. 342 00:16:52,660 --> 00:16:55,187 You will really feel it 343 00:16:55,187 --> 00:16:56,883 when you listen to me. 344 00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:57,716 Like. 345 00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:01,074 (baby crying) 346 00:17:01,074 --> 00:17:03,491 (cat mewing) 347 00:17:05,130 --> 00:17:06,930 - What the fuck is up with you guys? 348 00:17:08,410 --> 00:17:09,530 - Nothing. 349 00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:10,363 It's just-- 350 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,910 - I mean look at this place, it's fucking disgusting. 351 00:17:12,910 --> 00:17:14,620 I lived in a cave for a year and a half 352 00:17:14,620 --> 00:17:16,160 and that shit was cleaner than this. 353 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,780 - We can't keep living like this. 354 00:17:17,780 --> 00:17:19,322 Sleeping on piss matresses, 355 00:17:19,322 --> 00:17:21,370 feeding off of crackheads. 356 00:17:21,370 --> 00:17:23,590 This is not what I signed up for. 357 00:17:23,590 --> 00:17:25,570 - Man, it's probably just the blood talking. 358 00:17:25,570 --> 00:17:28,470 Come on, who knows what this fuck had in his system? 359 00:17:28,470 --> 00:17:30,610 - Okay but see that's what I'm fucking saying. 360 00:17:30,610 --> 00:17:32,660 We used to be at the top of the world 361 00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:34,670 drinking the Cristal of blood. 362 00:17:34,670 --> 00:17:37,953 And now we're sitting here drinking Mad Dog 20/20. 363 00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:43,047 - (sighing) We used to live in castles. 364 00:17:43,047 --> 00:17:44,260 Do you all remember castles? 365 00:17:44,260 --> 00:17:47,040 - Oh I remember castles, I miss castles. 366 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:48,033 - I fucking miss castles. 367 00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:50,480 - Well I fucking miss castles too. 368 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:53,190 You guys think that I don't miss castles? 369 00:17:53,190 --> 00:17:54,670 This is not what I intended. 370 00:17:54,670 --> 00:17:57,170 From fucking castles to fucking Trent, New Jersey. 371 00:17:58,130 --> 00:17:59,190 I mean, I don't know. 372 00:17:59,190 --> 00:18:00,604 It's not that bad. 373 00:18:00,604 --> 00:18:02,956 (gunshot ringing in distance) 374 00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:05,789 (woman screaming) 375 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,703 Listen, things are going to get better, all right? 376 00:18:13,030 --> 00:18:14,243 Come on, I promise. 377 00:18:15,370 --> 00:18:16,423 You guys believe me? 378 00:18:17,910 --> 00:18:18,867 - I believe you. 379 00:18:21,596 --> 00:18:23,148 - Right, fuck yeah I believe you. 380 00:18:23,148 --> 00:18:25,460 - All right, well are you still with me? 381 00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:26,449 - Cross my heart. 382 00:18:26,449 --> 00:18:27,339 (giggling) 383 00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:28,971 - Jessica. - Jessica. 384 00:18:28,971 --> 00:18:30,217 - Jessica. - Jessica. 385 00:18:30,217 --> 00:18:31,717 - [Woman] Jessica. 386 00:18:32,553 --> 00:18:33,550 Jessica. 387 00:18:33,550 --> 00:18:34,383 Jessica! 388 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:39,510 (light electronic music) (crickets chirping) 389 00:18:39,510 --> 00:18:40,950 - Aw, you're still not mad at us 390 00:18:40,950 --> 00:18:43,960 for having a little fun with you, are you? 391 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:45,487 - You call almost getting me 392 00:18:45,487 --> 00:18:48,502 and my little brother killed just having fun? 393 00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:50,490 - We didn't mean for that to happen. 394 00:18:50,490 --> 00:18:51,980 - Look, we feel really bad. 395 00:18:51,980 --> 00:18:54,520 Come on, let us make it up to you. 396 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:55,353 - How?! 397 00:18:56,550 --> 00:18:57,870 - Would this help? 398 00:19:01,177 --> 00:19:03,260 - Well, it couldn't hurt. 399 00:19:04,263 --> 00:19:06,680 (rock music) 400 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,623 Holy shit. 401 00:19:19,293 --> 00:19:21,150 I'm fucked up. 402 00:19:21,150 --> 00:19:22,920 - Ah, feeling a bit better? 403 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:25,220 - You guys don't seem as drunk as me. 404 00:19:25,220 --> 00:19:26,333 That's a problem. 405 00:19:27,909 --> 00:19:30,980 (laughing) 406 00:19:30,980 --> 00:19:32,420 I meant to do that. 407 00:19:33,669 --> 00:19:35,010 You know what I was wondering? 408 00:19:35,010 --> 00:19:36,840 - Why the kamikazes wore helmets? 409 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:37,673 - [Jessica] No. 410 00:19:37,673 --> 00:19:39,090 - Oh, I know, I know. 411 00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:40,947 If signmakers go on strike, 412 00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:43,550 is there anything written on their signs? 413 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:44,453 - No. 414 00:19:44,453 --> 00:19:47,193 I was wondering something about you. 415 00:19:49,340 --> 00:19:50,563 - How we knew your name? 416 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:53,370 - Or how we knew where you lived? 417 00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:55,930 - Yeah. 418 00:19:55,930 --> 00:19:57,965 - Can you keep a secret, Jessica? 419 00:19:57,965 --> 00:19:59,103 We're vampires. 420 00:20:00,020 --> 00:20:03,003 We have the ability to read people's minds. 421 00:20:03,853 --> 00:20:06,353 (eerie music) 422 00:20:08,205 --> 00:20:09,800 - Oh cool your tits, we're just messing with you. 423 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,780 We found your wallet a few streets back 424 00:20:11,780 --> 00:20:12,940 from where we first met you. 425 00:20:12,940 --> 00:20:14,490 - Dammit, April. 426 00:20:14,490 --> 00:20:16,493 - Well she looked like she was gonna piss her pants 427 00:20:16,493 --> 00:20:18,941 and judging by the look of this place, 428 00:20:18,941 --> 00:20:22,100 I don't think she could afford a new bed, 429 00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:24,960 let alone the supplies to clean this one. 430 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:25,960 - You guys are fuss. 431 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:29,057 I knew you weren't serious. 432 00:20:29,057 --> 00:20:30,143 - You so did. 433 00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:34,170 So can we trust you with our little secret? 434 00:20:34,170 --> 00:20:36,693 - Like that you're a shitty prankster? 435 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:40,400 Yeah, I mean 436 00:20:41,330 --> 00:20:43,703 who the fuck am I gonna tell? 437 00:20:43,703 --> 00:20:45,653 I don't have any friends, so. 438 00:20:46,563 --> 00:20:48,890 - So what about those girls from earlier tonight? 439 00:20:48,890 --> 00:20:50,953 - Val and her lackey whore? 440 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,173 Hi, I'm Val. 441 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:55,760 I only take it in the ass 442 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:58,330 because taking it in my virgin pussy 443 00:20:58,330 --> 00:21:00,473 would be a sin against God and my country. 444 00:21:01,476 --> 00:21:02,855 Go Spartans! 445 00:21:02,855 --> 00:21:04,349 (laughing) 446 00:21:04,349 --> 00:21:05,182 No. 447 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:09,600 - Hey, Jessicunt. 448 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,200 Your momma dropped you off at a park 449 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,253 and she got a fine for littering! 450 00:21:14,472 --> 00:21:16,500 Jessicunt, you are so ugly, 451 00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:18,480 it looks like your face caught on fire 452 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:21,033 and somebody tried to put it out with a fork! 453 00:21:22,130 --> 00:21:24,080 The only positive thing about you 454 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:26,200 is your HIV status. 455 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:29,030 Jessica, you're so greasy that you single-handedly 456 00:21:29,030 --> 00:21:30,650 increased oil production 457 00:21:30,650 --> 00:21:32,363 and lowered gas prices! 458 00:21:33,530 --> 00:21:34,670 - We'll help you get revenge 459 00:21:34,670 --> 00:21:36,458 on those fucking little twats. 460 00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:38,180 - Really, you'd do that? 461 00:21:38,180 --> 00:21:39,720 - [April] You bet, babe. 462 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:40,553 - Why? 463 00:21:40,553 --> 00:21:43,063 - Because, we're friends. 464 00:21:47,411 --> 00:21:50,078 (ominous music) 465 00:21:51,525 --> 00:21:54,722 (bell tolling) 466 00:21:54,722 --> 00:21:57,298 (dog barking in distance) 467 00:21:57,298 --> 00:22:00,881 (man and woman chuckling) 468 00:22:05,522 --> 00:22:09,522 (people chattering in distance) 469 00:22:13,810 --> 00:22:16,060 (sniffing) 470 00:22:33,071 --> 00:22:34,952 - They've been here. 471 00:22:34,952 --> 00:22:36,710 (eerie chord sounding) 472 00:22:36,710 --> 00:22:39,287 I'm looking for a group of vampiresses. 473 00:22:39,287 --> 00:22:40,535 - A group of what? 474 00:22:40,535 --> 00:22:42,360 - A group of vampiresses. 475 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:44,020 - Yeah man I still don't know what you said. 476 00:22:44,020 --> 00:22:46,590 I don't know if it's the accent or something. 477 00:22:46,590 --> 00:22:50,270 - Vampires, blood sucky, Nosferatu. 478 00:22:50,270 --> 00:22:52,875 - You mean like Draculas and shit? 479 00:22:52,875 --> 00:22:54,907 - Yes, like Dracula. 480 00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:57,060 - Man I ain't no motherfucking Dracula. 481 00:22:57,060 --> 00:22:59,660 Hey, any of y'all motherfuckers are Dracula? 482 00:22:59,660 --> 00:23:00,707 - No! - Fuck you! 483 00:23:03,330 --> 00:23:05,570 - Yeah man, there ain't no Draculas here. 484 00:23:05,570 --> 00:23:07,833 - They've been here, I know they have. 485 00:23:08,835 --> 00:23:11,411 And they may return so you've been warned. 486 00:23:11,411 --> 00:23:13,043 - Motherfucker needs Jesus. 487 00:23:13,043 --> 00:23:15,610 - (scoffing) Motherfucker needs Jesus. 488 00:23:15,610 --> 00:23:18,093 - I don't need your Jesus. 489 00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:22,420 Jesus cannot stop horrors that I've seen. 490 00:23:22,420 --> 00:23:25,160 What I need to do is stop a reign of terror. 491 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:27,870 Stop rain of bloodshed that's been spread 492 00:23:27,870 --> 00:23:30,280 across world for centuries. 493 00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:33,060 And I need to stop them before it's too late. 494 00:23:33,060 --> 00:23:34,563 - Man, you need a doctor. 495 00:23:35,780 --> 00:23:37,453 - This is not joke. 496 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:42,004 These women will seduce you. 497 00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:43,660 - [Woman] Okay, okay. 498 00:23:43,660 --> 00:23:45,120 - They will take you home and get you 499 00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:48,200 more intoxicated than you've ever been in entire life. 500 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,450 - All right, yeah, I'm feeling it. 501 00:23:50,450 --> 00:23:52,100 - They will pleasure you in ways 502 00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:55,010 you've never been pleasured before. 503 00:23:55,010 --> 00:23:57,223 Then when you least expect it, 504 00:23:58,460 --> 00:23:59,960 that's when they suck and drain you. 505 00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:01,950 - Sign me up! 506 00:24:01,950 --> 00:24:03,570 - Of your blood! 507 00:24:03,570 --> 00:24:07,564 Leave your lifeless corpse like your friend here. 508 00:24:07,564 --> 00:24:09,935 (ominous music) 509 00:24:09,935 --> 00:24:11,374 - Goddamn! 510 00:24:11,374 --> 00:24:12,930 Jesus! 511 00:24:12,930 --> 00:24:15,880 I mean he ain't my friend or nothing. 512 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:19,703 I don't even know the motherfucker, but, goddamn! 513 00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:24,420 - Now, if you'll excuse me, 514 00:24:24,420 --> 00:24:27,903 I have some Draculas to hunt. 515 00:24:31,900 --> 00:24:34,320 - I still think that motherfucker need Jesus. 516 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:36,472 - [Woman] Yeah. (chuckling) 517 00:24:36,472 --> 00:24:39,889 (electronic dance music) 518 00:24:40,890 --> 00:24:43,080 - [Val] Gosh, Tori, can you chew any louder? 519 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:44,950 - Sorry, Val. 520 00:24:44,950 --> 00:24:46,050 - It's not your fault. 521 00:24:46,050 --> 00:24:48,230 You just weren't brought up with the manners I was. 522 00:24:48,230 --> 00:24:50,430 No worries, girl. 523 00:24:50,430 --> 00:24:52,840 Farrah, your hair is gonna look so divvy 524 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:54,220 when I'm done with you. 525 00:24:54,220 --> 00:24:55,070 - You think so? 526 00:24:55,070 --> 00:24:56,950 - I know so, look who's doing it. 527 00:24:56,950 --> 00:24:58,250 When I'm done, you're gonna be 528 00:24:58,250 --> 00:25:01,492 the second most prettiest girl in the whole school. 529 00:25:01,492 --> 00:25:03,860 - I told you you'd never be hotter than me. 530 00:25:03,860 --> 00:25:05,330 - I meant me. 531 00:25:05,330 --> 00:25:07,100 You don't get a guy like Mike Bowlby 532 00:25:07,100 --> 00:25:09,930 without being the most attractive girl in school, come on. 533 00:25:09,930 --> 00:25:11,066 - So have you? 534 00:25:11,066 --> 00:25:12,538 - Have I what? 535 00:25:12,538 --> 00:25:14,420 - [Tori] You know what I'm talking about. 536 00:25:14,420 --> 00:25:16,460 - I'm sorry, Tori, but I'm a lady. 537 00:25:16,460 --> 00:25:18,288 And ladies do not discuss such things. 538 00:25:18,288 --> 00:25:19,700 - What's the point of being best friends 539 00:25:19,700 --> 00:25:21,880 with a girl dating Mike "The Marvel" Bowlby 540 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:24,170 without hearing about his sweet, juicy cock? 541 00:25:24,170 --> 00:25:25,960 - (scoff) Have a little couth. 542 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,953 - Blah, let's play truth or dare. 543 00:25:27,953 --> 00:25:29,820 - What are we, in fourth grade? 544 00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:32,520 - If we're judging by Farrah's tits, then yeah we are. 545 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:36,860 - If it'll please Tori, then we'll play her little game. 546 00:25:36,860 --> 00:25:38,260 Then will you cut your attitude? 547 00:25:38,260 --> 00:25:39,093 - Yes. 548 00:25:39,093 --> 00:25:39,984 - Fine. 549 00:25:39,984 --> 00:25:41,610 - Val, truth or dare. 550 00:25:41,610 --> 00:25:43,080 - I'm not going first. 551 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:44,710 - [Tori] Fine, Farrah, truth or dare. 552 00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:47,000 - Oh, jeez, I don't know. 553 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:47,990 Truth? 554 00:25:47,990 --> 00:25:49,857 - Do you ever masturbate? 555 00:25:49,857 --> 00:25:51,030 (crunching) 556 00:25:51,030 --> 00:25:53,240 - Oh barf, really? 557 00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:54,230 - You have to answer. 558 00:25:54,230 --> 00:25:55,620 And if you lie, you go to hell 559 00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:57,560 'cause that's where liars go, right Val? 560 00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:58,393 - That's right. 561 00:25:58,393 --> 00:25:59,690 It's in the bible. 562 00:25:59,690 --> 00:26:00,930 - I don't wanna play. 563 00:26:00,930 --> 00:26:02,130 - [Val] You can't back out now. 564 00:26:02,130 --> 00:26:03,410 The question's been asked. 565 00:26:03,410 --> 00:26:04,805 There's no turning back. 566 00:26:04,805 --> 00:26:07,445 - Mmm, once. 567 00:26:07,445 --> 00:26:09,850 (laughing) 568 00:26:09,850 --> 00:26:11,810 - To who and with what? 569 00:26:11,810 --> 00:26:12,860 - No, that's it. 570 00:26:12,860 --> 00:26:14,290 I already answered the question. 571 00:26:14,290 --> 00:26:16,920 It's your turn now, truth or dare, Tori. 572 00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:17,753 - [Tori] Dare. 573 00:26:17,753 --> 00:26:21,160 - I can't believe we're gonna do this. (chuckling) 574 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:22,190 - Are you guys ready? 575 00:26:22,190 --> 00:26:23,851 (rock music) 576 00:26:23,851 --> 00:26:25,131 ♪ We are the wolf ♪ 577 00:26:25,131 --> 00:26:27,899 ♪ We are the wolves ♪ 578 00:26:27,899 --> 00:26:31,547 ♪ We love the moon and we hate the sun ♪ 579 00:26:31,547 --> 00:26:34,715 ♪ And when you're flinging the light ♪ 580 00:26:34,715 --> 00:26:36,027 ♪ We want your worst ♪ 581 00:26:36,027 --> 00:26:39,527 ♪ Because we are the wolf ♪ 582 00:26:49,515 --> 00:26:50,518 ♪ We want your worst ♪ 583 00:26:50,518 --> 00:26:53,540 ♪ Because we are the wolves ♪ 584 00:26:53,540 --> 00:26:56,210 - Val is gonna be so pissed. 585 00:26:56,210 --> 00:26:57,120 - I just wish we could be here 586 00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:59,235 to see her smug face in the morning. 587 00:26:59,235 --> 00:27:01,234 (thunder rumbling) 588 00:27:01,234 --> 00:27:03,984 (rain pattering) 589 00:27:05,763 --> 00:27:07,930 (gasping) 590 00:27:10,278 --> 00:27:11,846 Goddamit! 591 00:27:11,846 --> 00:27:12,679 Now what? 592 00:27:14,260 --> 00:27:15,110 - [Stacy] Plan B? 593 00:27:16,630 --> 00:27:17,480 - [Girls] Plan B. 594 00:27:18,526 --> 00:27:20,420 - What's plan B? 595 00:27:20,420 --> 00:27:22,070 - [Farrah] I dare you to kiss me. 596 00:27:23,130 --> 00:27:26,316 - Oh, that's what I'm talking about. 597 00:27:26,316 --> 00:27:29,063 (doorbell dinging) 598 00:27:29,063 --> 00:27:30,230 - [Val] Daddy? 599 00:27:32,070 --> 00:27:33,280 - Goddammit, Val. 600 00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:34,490 How many times have I asked you 601 00:27:34,490 --> 00:27:36,010 not to leave things in the hallway? 602 00:27:36,010 --> 00:27:37,883 I tripped and almost broke my neck! 603 00:27:38,735 --> 00:27:39,568 (slamming) 604 00:27:39,568 --> 00:27:41,670 - Oh god, your dad's such a perv. 605 00:27:41,670 --> 00:27:43,086 - He's gross. 606 00:27:43,086 --> 00:27:45,269 (laughing) 607 00:27:45,269 --> 00:27:47,190 - It's almost one o'clock in the morning. 608 00:27:47,190 --> 00:27:50,072 Just as things were getting good. 609 00:27:50,072 --> 00:27:52,056 God damn son of a-- 610 00:27:52,056 --> 00:27:53,477 (thunder rumbling) 611 00:27:53,477 --> 00:27:55,080 - Hi, is Val home? 612 00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:56,620 - She's home. 613 00:27:56,620 --> 00:27:58,580 But don't you think it's a little late 614 00:27:58,580 --> 00:28:00,740 to be ringing someone's doorbell? 615 00:28:00,740 --> 00:28:02,240 - Look, we really don't mean to bother you. 616 00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:03,830 We were supposed to be here for the sleepover 617 00:28:03,830 --> 00:28:05,030 but wouldn't you know it, 618 00:28:05,030 --> 00:28:07,140 all of our phone batteries died. 619 00:28:07,140 --> 00:28:08,923 We just didn't wanna let Val down. 620 00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:11,971 She was so looking forward to host us tonight. 621 00:28:11,971 --> 00:28:14,520 - Val didn't say anything to me about having 622 00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:16,250 any more guests for her slumber party. 623 00:28:16,250 --> 00:28:17,083 - She must have forgot. 624 00:28:17,083 --> 00:28:19,570 You know how silly and forgetful 625 00:28:19,570 --> 00:28:21,410 teenage girls can be. 626 00:28:21,410 --> 00:28:24,683 Just look, seems like I forgot to wear a bra. 627 00:28:25,787 --> 00:28:28,037 (giggling) 628 00:28:29,260 --> 00:28:30,560 Well you can't just leave us standing 629 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,480 out here in the rain, I mean. 630 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:33,730 We're getting so wet. 631 00:28:33,730 --> 00:28:36,363 Why don't you just invite us in? 632 00:28:37,940 --> 00:28:39,900 No, say it. 633 00:28:39,900 --> 00:28:40,733 Invite us in. 634 00:28:43,276 --> 00:28:44,953 - Please, come on in. 635 00:28:47,299 --> 00:28:49,799 (light music) 636 00:28:57,770 --> 00:28:59,430 - Okay, that's enough. 637 00:28:59,430 --> 00:29:00,680 That was just skeevy. 638 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:01,710 - She dared me to do it, 639 00:29:01,710 --> 00:29:02,760 what was I gonna do? 640 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,153 - I was just trying to think of a dare 641 00:29:04,153 --> 00:29:05,747 that Tori wouldn't do. 642 00:29:05,747 --> 00:29:07,780 Just like I didn't wanna do the truth. 643 00:29:07,780 --> 00:29:08,613 - Oh you loved it. 644 00:29:08,613 --> 00:29:10,620 You loved every wet sloppy minute of it. 645 00:29:10,620 --> 00:29:11,833 - No I didn't. 646 00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:15,444 It taste like ass pie! 647 00:29:15,444 --> 00:29:17,050 (laughing) 648 00:29:17,050 --> 00:29:18,790 - Okay Val, it's your turn. 649 00:29:18,790 --> 00:29:21,120 - Fine, ask me a stupid question. 650 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:21,963 - Truth or dare? 651 00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:24,810 - Truth. 652 00:29:24,810 --> 00:29:26,230 - Have you had any sexual relations 653 00:29:26,230 --> 00:29:27,840 with your bae, the one, 654 00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:29,100 - The only, 655 00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:30,037 - Mr. Mike, 656 00:29:30,037 --> 00:29:31,570 - [Farrah] "The Marvel" 657 00:29:31,570 --> 00:29:32,853 - [Tori] Bowlby. 658 00:29:32,853 --> 00:29:34,400 - [Val] I'm not answering that. 659 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:35,250 - You have to. 660 00:29:35,250 --> 00:29:36,120 - Remember? 661 00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:37,540 You have to answer. 662 00:29:37,540 --> 00:29:39,360 If you lie, you'll go to hell. 663 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:40,350 It's in the bible. 664 00:29:40,350 --> 00:29:41,500 - Guys, really? 665 00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:42,862 This is just getting out of hand. 666 00:29:42,862 --> 00:29:44,850 Let's just watch The Notebook. 667 00:29:44,850 --> 00:29:45,760 - Let's fucking do this! 668 00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,200 - I wanna hear this, this is a good truth. 669 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:49,540 - Have I had sex yet? 670 00:29:49,540 --> 00:29:50,440 No. 671 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:51,330 - Bullshit. 672 00:29:51,330 --> 00:29:52,420 - I'm with Tori. 673 00:29:52,420 --> 00:29:54,450 A guy like Bowlby's not gonna keep a girl around 674 00:29:54,450 --> 00:29:55,980 without getting some. 675 00:29:55,980 --> 00:29:57,950 We've all heard the stories. 676 00:29:57,950 --> 00:30:00,330 - I give him what he needs, trust me. 677 00:30:00,330 --> 00:30:01,670 - I believe the right answer 678 00:30:01,670 --> 00:30:03,730 is you give him butt sex. 679 00:30:03,730 --> 00:30:06,960 - Everyone says you gave him your ass virginity. 680 00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:09,240 - Well I wasn't gonna give him my holy grail. 681 00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:11,260 You think God wants me to just let any man 682 00:30:11,260 --> 00:30:13,400 shove it in my holiest of holes? 683 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,960 No, I'm saving that for the man 684 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:16,730 that puts the ring on my finger. 685 00:30:16,730 --> 00:30:19,131 - But until then, butt sex! 686 00:30:19,131 --> 00:30:21,381 (laughing) 687 00:30:23,662 --> 00:30:25,563 Okay, I have to piss. 688 00:30:25,563 --> 00:30:27,211 - Okay. 689 00:30:27,211 --> 00:30:28,044 Now. 690 00:30:28,044 --> 00:30:29,160 - [Val] Tori, we'll be quiet. 691 00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,970 We don't want my dad to come back up here. 692 00:30:30,970 --> 00:30:33,886 - Okay, don't get all butthurt about it. 693 00:30:33,886 --> 00:30:36,680 (laughing) 694 00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:39,920 - Now that Tori's gone I can have some chips. 695 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:40,890 - OMG. 696 00:30:40,890 --> 00:30:43,870 Me and Michael are the cutest couple in the school. 697 00:30:43,870 --> 00:30:45,677 I look at pictures of us together 698 00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:48,070 and I get jealous of the picture and I remember, 699 00:30:48,070 --> 00:30:49,663 oh, that's just me. 700 00:30:50,650 --> 00:30:53,620 And after high school we're gonna get married. 701 00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:56,870 And then he can quit that stupid pizza boy job 702 00:30:56,870 --> 00:30:59,560 and work on his rapping career while I stay home 703 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,530 and design handbags and pop out 704 00:31:01,530 --> 00:31:03,300 the cutest fucking babies 705 00:31:03,300 --> 00:31:05,010 and they're gonna be superstars 706 00:31:05,010 --> 00:31:06,880 like our dog Sebastian. 707 00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:08,540 He's gonna be a cute and fluffy 708 00:31:08,540 --> 00:31:10,440 energetic Pomeranian puppy. 709 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,060 And then he's gonna be an internet sensation 710 00:31:13,060 --> 00:31:15,200 and we're gonna have a reality show, 711 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:18,017 and then my modeling career will take off from there. 712 00:31:18,017 --> 00:31:19,713 - What's happening? 713 00:31:19,713 --> 00:31:21,343 - Exactly what you wanted, Jessica. 714 00:31:21,343 --> 00:31:23,296 - It's gonna be so perfect. 715 00:31:23,296 --> 00:31:25,310 (camera clicking) 716 00:31:25,310 --> 00:31:26,840 I can't wait to get out of this house 717 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:28,373 and on with my life. 718 00:31:28,373 --> 00:31:30,990 (camera clicking) 719 00:31:30,990 --> 00:31:33,050 Life's so much easier after high school. 720 00:31:33,050 --> 00:31:35,220 (camera clicking) 721 00:31:35,220 --> 00:31:36,610 Oh, and the wedding. 722 00:31:36,610 --> 00:31:38,470 The wedding's gonna be perfect. 723 00:31:38,470 --> 00:31:41,263 What do you think about peacock cascading flowers? 724 00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:43,879 Farrah? 725 00:31:43,879 --> 00:31:46,209 (camera clicking) - Whazzap, bitch? 726 00:31:46,209 --> 00:31:48,080 Don't you worry, sweety. 727 00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:48,950 You'll be with her soon 728 00:31:48,950 --> 00:31:51,107 in whatever hell it is that you pieces of shit 729 00:31:51,107 --> 00:31:53,750 Kardashian worshiping, self-centered 730 00:31:53,750 --> 00:31:56,740 weak ass bullies are yourselves to rot! 731 00:31:56,740 --> 00:31:58,200 - Come on Jessica, kill her. 732 00:31:58,200 --> 00:31:59,973 - Kill her, bash her fucking skull in! 733 00:31:59,973 --> 00:32:01,440 - Come on bitch, let's do it! 734 00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:02,950 - Here. 735 00:32:02,950 --> 00:32:05,450 Use this, crack her fucking cranium wide open. 736 00:32:05,450 --> 00:32:08,500 Shower in her blood, taste your revenge. 737 00:32:08,500 --> 00:32:09,823 - This is plan B? 738 00:32:11,362 --> 00:32:13,270 This isn't what I wanted. 739 00:32:13,270 --> 00:32:15,210 - This is what you asked for, Jessica. 740 00:32:15,210 --> 00:32:16,767 This is what you wanted. 741 00:32:20,098 --> 00:32:21,913 - I swear your dad was listening to me piss. 742 00:32:25,813 --> 00:32:28,420 Were you guys about to kill Val? 743 00:32:28,420 --> 00:32:29,253 - Maybe? 744 00:32:30,866 --> 00:32:32,233 - Don't let me stop you. 745 00:32:33,870 --> 00:32:35,640 Please, continue. 746 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:36,940 Shit, I hate this bitch. 747 00:32:36,940 --> 00:32:38,283 This is so cool. 748 00:32:39,570 --> 00:32:41,040 - Ow, no fair! 749 00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:42,840 - Really Tori, you're gonna do me like that? 750 00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:44,750 - You bet your non virgin ass I am. 751 00:32:44,750 --> 00:32:46,040 No one even likes you. 752 00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:47,650 Everyone talks about you behind your back. 753 00:32:47,650 --> 00:32:49,130 Just ask Jessica. 754 00:32:49,130 --> 00:32:51,690 - I never said anything about you behind your back. 755 00:32:51,690 --> 00:32:53,913 - Pff, then you're the only one. 756 00:32:54,890 --> 00:32:57,490 - Can we please get back to killing you guys now? 757 00:32:57,490 --> 00:32:58,950 - Oh, and you know how I know you and Mike 758 00:32:58,950 --> 00:32:59,910 do it in the butt? 759 00:32:59,910 --> 00:33:00,870 - How? 760 00:33:00,870 --> 00:33:03,361 - From his beautiful mouth, after he fucked me. 761 00:33:03,361 --> 00:33:04,194 (gasping) 762 00:33:04,194 --> 00:33:05,090 - What? 763 00:33:05,090 --> 00:33:06,895 - In my pussy! 764 00:33:06,895 --> 00:33:08,228 - [Girls] What?! 765 00:33:09,105 --> 00:33:10,105 - You bitch! 766 00:33:17,425 --> 00:33:19,940 - Well, this is not the way I saw things going. 767 00:33:19,940 --> 00:33:22,533 - No but this sure is entertaining. 768 00:33:25,393 --> 00:33:28,640 - [Dad] Oh yeah, daddy really likes, mhmm. 769 00:33:31,345 --> 00:33:33,137 (glass shattering) 770 00:33:33,137 --> 00:33:34,220 Jesus Christ. 771 00:33:36,027 --> 00:33:37,483 - Daddy? 772 00:33:37,483 --> 00:33:40,066 (Dad groaning) 773 00:33:41,058 --> 00:33:43,391 (screaming) 774 00:33:47,387 --> 00:33:48,760 I'm sorry, Tori. 775 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:50,060 - I'm sorry too, Val. 776 00:33:50,060 --> 00:33:51,685 I shouldn't have betrayed you like that. 777 00:33:51,685 --> 00:33:53,023 BFFs? 778 00:33:53,023 --> 00:33:54,273 - BFFs forever. 779 00:33:55,672 --> 00:33:57,922 (groaning) 780 00:34:06,207 --> 00:34:08,624 (rock music) 781 00:34:26,606 --> 00:34:29,533 ♪ Well here I am ascending ♪ 782 00:34:29,533 --> 00:34:31,630 ♪ Surrounded by so many ♪ 783 00:34:31,630 --> 00:34:33,638 (crickets chirping) 784 00:34:33,638 --> 00:34:37,273 ♪ Nowhere to go ♪ 785 00:34:37,273 --> 00:34:39,286 ♪ I feel my wounds they're hurting ♪ 786 00:34:39,286 --> 00:34:43,399 ♪ I know that death is certain oh ♪ 787 00:34:43,399 --> 00:34:47,204 ♪ I'm leaving my life ♪ 788 00:34:47,204 --> 00:34:48,430 ♪ Fight ♪ 789 00:34:48,430 --> 00:34:52,494 ♪ We will fight to the end ♪ 790 00:34:52,494 --> 00:34:57,494 ♪ Your blood will stain our hands ♪ 791 00:34:57,654 --> 00:34:58,782 ♪ Fight ♪ 792 00:34:58,782 --> 00:35:02,710 ♪ We will fight to the end ♪ 793 00:35:02,710 --> 00:35:03,640 - It's okay, baby. 794 00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:05,780 Come on, tell me, what's wrong? 795 00:35:05,780 --> 00:35:09,310 - Oh my god, like all that blood. 796 00:35:09,310 --> 00:35:10,860 - Okay listen, we went with your plan 797 00:35:10,860 --> 00:35:11,823 and it didn't work. 798 00:35:13,128 --> 00:35:14,538 - Yeah, my plan. 799 00:35:14,538 --> 00:35:17,051 I wanted to fuck up her car. 800 00:35:17,051 --> 00:35:18,610 Not fucking kill them. 801 00:35:18,610 --> 00:35:20,573 - Okay, you say tomato, I say tomah-to. 802 00:35:21,630 --> 00:35:23,230 Whatever, either way, those bitches 803 00:35:23,230 --> 00:35:24,930 won't be fucking with you anymore. 804 00:35:25,870 --> 00:35:29,190 - You guys changed. 805 00:35:29,190 --> 00:35:31,820 - Well we told you we were vampires. 806 00:35:31,820 --> 00:35:33,780 - I thought you meant you were like 807 00:35:33,780 --> 00:35:35,920 fucking posers that shopped at Hot Top 808 00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:37,670 and could listen to Bauhaus. 809 00:35:37,670 --> 00:35:38,920 - Girl listen, don't worry about it. 810 00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:42,580 I mean everyone gets a little freaked out their first time. 811 00:35:42,580 --> 00:35:44,680 - What are we gonna do when they find the bodies? 812 00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:47,720 - Jessica, god, do not worry about it. 813 00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:48,900 We have a way of getting rid 814 00:35:48,900 --> 00:35:50,540 of these type of problems, okay? 815 00:35:50,540 --> 00:35:51,373 It's handled. 816 00:35:51,373 --> 00:35:53,280 We've been doing this for like forever. 817 00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:54,520 - What about me? 818 00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:55,761 - What about you? 819 00:35:55,761 --> 00:35:56,640 - I'm not like you. 820 00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:57,640 I'm not a vampire. 821 00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,260 I can't just turn into a bat and fly away 822 00:36:00,260 --> 00:36:01,093 from my problems 823 00:36:01,093 --> 00:36:01,926 like you guys. - All right, 824 00:36:01,926 --> 00:36:03,750 we do not turn into bats. 825 00:36:03,750 --> 00:36:05,097 - You know what the fuck I mean. 826 00:36:05,097 --> 00:36:07,820 I'm just saying, like I can't just get up and leave. 827 00:36:07,820 --> 00:36:09,923 - Would you like that luxury? 828 00:36:12,706 --> 00:36:15,457 (crickets chirping) 829 00:36:15,457 --> 00:36:16,513 - Come on, Jessica. 830 00:36:16,513 --> 00:36:17,900 It'll be so much fun. 831 00:36:17,900 --> 00:36:20,410 - Two days ago, I didn't wanna live at all. 832 00:36:20,410 --> 00:36:22,750 Now you're asking me to live forever? 833 00:36:22,750 --> 00:36:24,800 - I mean come on, it's not that bad. 834 00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:27,345 Once I realized I can live forever, 835 00:36:27,345 --> 00:36:30,740 that's when I truly started to live. 836 00:36:30,740 --> 00:36:32,800 - It's the reason I turned in the first place. 837 00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:34,080 I don't wanna miss anything. 838 00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:35,330 Shit I still can't believe 839 00:36:35,330 --> 00:36:36,660 I've seen a black President. 840 00:36:36,660 --> 00:36:38,862 Right there almost made it worth it. 841 00:36:38,862 --> 00:36:40,970 Think of all the things you'll get to see 842 00:36:40,970 --> 00:36:42,560 that no one else in your generation 843 00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:44,750 will ever lay eyes on. 844 00:36:44,750 --> 00:36:46,330 - I just wasn't ready to grow up. 845 00:36:46,330 --> 00:36:48,660 Plus we can do whatever we fucking want 846 00:36:48,660 --> 00:36:50,370 whenever we fucking want. 847 00:36:50,370 --> 00:36:52,210 - We can't go to the beach. 848 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,890 - Or watch a sunrise. 849 00:36:53,890 --> 00:36:55,340 - Or walk on hallowed ground. 850 00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:59,130 - Or look in the mirror to see how beautiful I look. 851 00:36:59,130 --> 00:37:00,283 - Or take a selfie. 852 00:37:01,750 --> 00:37:02,950 (sighing) 853 00:37:02,950 --> 00:37:05,610 Which is the hardest thing about being a vampire these days, 854 00:37:05,610 --> 00:37:07,380 because everybody in the goddamn world 855 00:37:07,380 --> 00:37:08,670 has a fucking camera on their phone 856 00:37:08,670 --> 00:37:09,870 and wants to take a picture at every single 857 00:37:09,870 --> 00:37:10,703 fucking turn! - All right, okay. 858 00:37:10,703 --> 00:37:11,911 All right, she gets it. 859 00:37:11,911 --> 00:37:13,300 God. 860 00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:14,920 I mean as many setbacks there are, 861 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:17,773 there are a thousand more perks. 862 00:37:18,810 --> 00:37:20,250 - What about my brother? 863 00:37:20,250 --> 00:37:21,706 - We can eat him. 864 00:37:21,706 --> 00:37:22,870 What? 865 00:37:22,870 --> 00:37:24,640 I was just playing. 866 00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:27,110 - So why'd you decide to become 867 00:37:27,110 --> 00:37:29,480 a bloodsucking freak? 868 00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:30,370 - Ah yeah, come on Trish, 869 00:37:30,370 --> 00:37:32,220 you never told us either. 870 00:37:32,220 --> 00:37:33,053 - Yeah. 871 00:37:33,053 --> 00:37:33,973 Spill them beans. 872 00:37:35,742 --> 00:37:37,630 (bluesy rock music) 873 00:37:37,630 --> 00:37:40,310 - Well, I grew up super Catholic. 874 00:37:40,310 --> 00:37:42,740 And not that I minded it. 875 00:37:42,740 --> 00:37:45,090 I had loving parents who loved me 876 00:37:45,090 --> 00:37:48,205 almost as much as they loved their God. 877 00:37:48,205 --> 00:37:50,372 (sighing) 878 00:37:52,644 --> 00:37:55,550 Then one day he decided to take them away from me 879 00:37:56,500 --> 00:37:58,520 in a horrible accident. 880 00:37:58,520 --> 00:37:59,353 You know, my grandmother told me 881 00:37:59,353 --> 00:38:03,410 that it was all a part of God's almighty plan. 882 00:38:03,410 --> 00:38:04,560 We prayed to him. 883 00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:06,340 We gave to his fucking church! 884 00:38:06,340 --> 00:38:08,162 God, we lived our life 885 00:38:08,162 --> 00:38:11,190 for that imaginary turd in the fucking sky, 886 00:38:11,190 --> 00:38:12,980 and for him to rob me like that? 887 00:38:17,925 --> 00:38:19,008 I don't know. 888 00:38:20,650 --> 00:38:22,763 The day I lost my parents, 889 00:38:23,700 --> 00:38:25,263 I lost three people I loved. 890 00:38:28,220 --> 00:38:29,360 Them and him. 891 00:38:30,650 --> 00:38:31,483 I showed him. 892 00:38:34,890 --> 00:38:38,440 - Oh, wow that's so sad. 893 00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,670 - Yeah like total bummage. 894 00:38:41,750 --> 00:38:43,440 - I'm sorry, Trish. 895 00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:44,273 - Oh well you know. 896 00:38:44,273 --> 00:38:45,713 I had a few decades to get over it. 897 00:38:47,300 --> 00:38:49,560 - You should really consider yourself lucky. 898 00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:52,170 The likelihood of meeting a real vampire, 899 00:38:52,170 --> 00:38:54,360 and then the likelihood of them wanting to change you 900 00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:55,573 into one of them? 901 00:38:56,530 --> 00:38:59,610 This is gonna be the best experience of your life. 902 00:38:59,610 --> 00:39:01,160 - Okay. 903 00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:02,010 - What? 904 00:39:02,010 --> 00:39:03,773 - Okay, you're sure now? 905 00:39:05,930 --> 00:39:08,460 - I've never been more sure of anything in my life. 906 00:39:08,460 --> 00:39:09,640 Let's do it. 907 00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:11,490 I wanna get away from this place. 908 00:39:11,490 --> 00:39:13,310 - You are not gonna regret this. 909 00:39:13,310 --> 00:39:16,037 - Ah, I'm so excited for you! 910 00:39:16,037 --> 00:39:19,037 (crickets chirping) 911 00:39:21,181 --> 00:39:22,014 - Ow. 912 00:39:25,149 --> 00:39:26,150 (groaning) 913 00:39:26,150 --> 00:39:27,639 - Boy, tell me. 914 00:39:27,639 --> 00:39:28,700 What it is you have seen in there? 915 00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:31,330 - Why don't you get the fuck off me, you old perv? 916 00:39:31,330 --> 00:39:32,463 I ain't telling you shit. 917 00:39:32,463 --> 00:39:34,900 - This is a matter of lifes or deaths. 918 00:39:34,900 --> 00:39:36,640 - Get your hands off the boy. 919 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:39,340 - Please, this is no concern of you ,sir. 920 00:39:39,340 --> 00:39:40,560 - You got your hands on my boy 921 00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,020 is no concern of mine? 922 00:39:42,020 --> 00:39:43,210 - Oh daddy, daddy, please, 923 00:39:43,210 --> 00:39:45,143 he touched me in my no no place. 924 00:39:45,143 --> 00:39:46,518 - What? 925 00:39:46,518 --> 00:39:48,075 - My penis. 926 00:39:48,075 --> 00:39:49,370 - Your penis? 927 00:39:49,370 --> 00:39:50,957 You son of a, 928 00:39:50,957 --> 00:39:52,269 son of a bitch! (Stink laughing) 929 00:39:52,269 --> 00:39:53,437 - [Boris] Not the face! 930 00:39:53,437 --> 00:39:54,395 (bashing) 931 00:39:54,395 --> 00:39:57,620 Oh, my face. (thunder rumbling) 932 00:39:57,620 --> 00:40:01,110 - Vampire one and vampire all, 933 00:40:01,110 --> 00:40:03,653 make Jessica what she wishes to be. 934 00:40:05,340 --> 00:40:07,110 Make her a vampire. 935 00:40:07,110 --> 00:40:09,470 She shall give others a fright. 936 00:40:09,470 --> 00:40:13,850 King of Hades, make me make Jessica a vampire. 937 00:40:13,850 --> 00:40:16,910 Tonight she shall become a vampire. 938 00:40:16,910 --> 00:40:19,270 She shall harm others for their blood. 939 00:40:19,270 --> 00:40:22,610 - She shall have an uncontrollable thirst for blood. 940 00:40:22,610 --> 00:40:26,160 - She shall want blood every moment of every day. 941 00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:28,120 - She shall kill for blood. 942 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,280 - Make her a vampire. 943 00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,310 So we said it, 944 00:40:32,310 --> 00:40:33,593 so it shall be done. 945 00:40:34,888 --> 00:40:37,736 ♪ Yama yama yama yama ♪ 946 00:40:37,736 --> 00:40:40,393 ♪ Yama yama yama yama ♪ 947 00:40:40,393 --> 00:40:42,620 - Is all of this really necessary? 948 00:40:42,620 --> 00:40:45,050 - No, but it's fun. 949 00:40:45,050 --> 00:40:47,430 - This is like your sweet 16, your wedding 950 00:40:47,430 --> 00:40:49,260 and your funeral all combined. 951 00:40:49,260 --> 00:40:50,093 Just enjoy it. 952 00:40:50,093 --> 00:40:51,750 - Fuck, we know someone who was turned 953 00:40:51,750 --> 00:40:53,941 in a Burger King bathroom. 954 00:40:53,941 --> 00:40:56,524 - Okay guys, let's get serious. 955 00:40:58,416 --> 00:40:59,730 Okay. 956 00:40:59,730 --> 00:41:03,310 As it was with Celine and Ambrosia, 957 00:41:03,310 --> 00:41:06,540 when Artemis allowed him to drink of her blood, 958 00:41:06,540 --> 00:41:08,880 so it has ever been since. 959 00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:11,893 The ritual began and he shall consume her blood. 960 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:17,250 As she lays bleeding, her pulse moves inside of him 961 00:41:17,250 --> 00:41:18,557 and they become one. 962 00:41:18,557 --> 00:41:21,280 And then she must drink from their joined blood, 963 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:22,803 the first bite as vampire. 964 00:41:23,830 --> 00:41:25,916 The last is human. 965 00:41:25,916 --> 00:41:27,852 (thunder rumbling) 966 00:41:27,852 --> 00:41:30,685 (groaning voices) 967 00:41:33,519 --> 00:41:35,294 (laughing) 968 00:41:35,294 --> 00:41:37,790 (shrieking) 969 00:41:37,790 --> 00:41:40,457 (kids giggling) 970 00:41:49,945 --> 00:41:52,112 (gasping) 971 00:41:55,010 --> 00:41:57,096 - Chill, baby chill. 972 00:41:57,096 --> 00:41:58,632 - We're here, we're here, you're okay. 973 00:41:58,632 --> 00:41:59,634 It's okay. 974 00:41:59,634 --> 00:42:01,163 - What the hell happened? 975 00:42:01,163 --> 00:42:02,690 I don't feel right. 976 00:42:02,690 --> 00:42:05,180 - Just relax, freaking out is not gonna help. 977 00:42:05,180 --> 00:42:06,492 - You're one of us. 978 00:42:06,492 --> 00:42:08,157 ♪ One of us ♪ 979 00:42:08,157 --> 00:42:10,940 ♪ Gooble gobble, one of us ♪ 980 00:42:10,940 --> 00:42:12,610 - Wait, wait, what? 981 00:42:12,610 --> 00:42:15,020 - You're a, how did you put it? 982 00:42:15,020 --> 00:42:16,410 - A bloodsucking freak. 983 00:42:16,410 --> 00:42:18,980 - [Jessica] How could you guys do this to me? 984 00:42:18,980 --> 00:42:19,970 - You wanted it. 985 00:42:19,970 --> 00:42:21,960 - No, you guys knew I was drunk 986 00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:23,436 and you took advantage of me. 987 00:42:23,436 --> 00:42:24,620 (giggling) 988 00:42:24,620 --> 00:42:27,050 Please tell me this is all a bad dream. 989 00:42:27,050 --> 00:42:29,470 - It's never a bad dream, Jessica. 990 00:42:29,470 --> 00:42:31,073 - Holy shit. 991 00:42:31,930 --> 00:42:33,233 Val's house? 992 00:42:34,410 --> 00:42:35,422 I'm gonna be sick. 993 00:42:35,422 --> 00:42:37,585 I'm gonna be sick. 994 00:42:37,585 --> 00:42:38,570 - Hmmm. 995 00:42:38,570 --> 00:42:40,273 - Aw, poor baby. 996 00:42:44,859 --> 00:42:46,491 (slamming) 997 00:42:46,491 --> 00:42:47,380 (retching) 998 00:42:47,380 --> 00:42:49,280 - Damn girl, you ever hear of knockin? 999 00:42:51,010 --> 00:42:52,960 Sounds like somebody had a rough night. 1000 00:42:53,828 --> 00:42:54,990 If you're anything like your fucking mother 1001 00:42:54,990 --> 00:42:57,280 I bet you like to party hard. 1002 00:42:58,373 --> 00:43:01,206 (toilet flushing) 1003 00:43:03,781 --> 00:43:06,781 You like to party hard, little girl? 1004 00:43:08,797 --> 00:43:11,047 (retching) 1005 00:43:17,010 --> 00:43:19,471 Once you done puking, I got something 1006 00:43:19,471 --> 00:43:21,233 for that pretty little mouth of yours, all right? 1007 00:43:23,071 --> 00:43:25,154 - [Lucy] Leave her alone. 1008 00:43:27,090 --> 00:43:28,770 - I was only gonna hold her hair back 1009 00:43:28,770 --> 00:43:31,040 so she didn't get any vomit in it. 1010 00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:31,917 - I bet. 1011 00:43:33,834 --> 00:43:35,084 Get outta here. 1012 00:43:36,153 --> 00:43:37,533 Get the hell off me. 1013 00:43:39,098 --> 00:43:40,500 - [Man] You know you love me, baby. 1014 00:43:40,500 --> 00:43:41,683 See you bitches later. 1015 00:43:44,990 --> 00:43:46,320 - Rough night? 1016 00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:47,530 - [Jessica] What do you care? 1017 00:43:47,530 --> 00:43:49,300 - Well I care because 1018 00:43:49,300 --> 00:43:51,750 your brother's been crying all day long, 1019 00:43:51,750 --> 00:43:53,260 you haven't done anything to stop it. 1020 00:43:53,260 --> 00:43:57,330 It's eight p.m., your brother hasn't eaten anything all day! 1021 00:43:57,330 --> 00:43:59,250 - Why didn't you get your fat ass in there 1022 00:43:59,250 --> 00:44:00,630 and do something? 1023 00:44:00,630 --> 00:44:03,223 - Jessica, you know I've been working. 1024 00:44:04,060 --> 00:44:05,580 - When aren't you working? 1025 00:44:05,580 --> 00:44:07,510 - You watch your goddamn mouth! 1026 00:44:07,510 --> 00:44:09,640 I am sick of having this conversation with you. 1027 00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,450 Now clean yourself up, go out there 1028 00:44:11,450 --> 00:44:13,400 and feed your fucking brother! 1029 00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:14,253 I got shit to do. 1030 00:44:15,258 --> 00:44:18,675 (tense electronic music) 1031 00:44:29,629 --> 00:44:31,052 - What are you guys doing?! 1032 00:44:31,052 --> 00:44:33,822 (mumbling) 1033 00:44:33,822 --> 00:44:37,467 What the fuck are you guys doing? 1034 00:44:37,467 --> 00:44:38,467 - Breakfast! 1035 00:44:39,936 --> 00:44:42,000 - Most important meal of the day! 1036 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,023 - Are you fucking kidding me? 1037 00:44:45,535 --> 00:44:47,568 - We had a long night and we're hungry. 1038 00:44:47,568 --> 00:44:49,952 What, you want first bite? 1039 00:44:49,952 --> 00:44:52,540 - No, I don't want any of him. 1040 00:44:52,540 --> 00:44:54,880 I don't want any of this. 1041 00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:56,170 - More for us. 1042 00:44:56,170 --> 00:44:58,492 - No, shit, you have to eat, Jessica. 1043 00:44:58,492 --> 00:45:00,058 - He's still drunk too. 1044 00:45:00,058 --> 00:45:02,434 We're gonna get a good buzz off him. 1045 00:45:02,434 --> 00:45:05,634 - There's no more meals for you, Jessica, just blood. 1046 00:45:05,634 --> 00:45:06,467 - No. 1047 00:45:06,467 --> 00:45:07,352 I don't want this. 1048 00:45:07,352 --> 00:45:08,272 I want out of this. 1049 00:45:08,272 --> 00:45:09,722 - There's no backing out now. 1050 00:45:10,867 --> 00:45:12,643 - Why are we whispering? 1051 00:45:12,643 --> 00:45:13,875 - I don't know but I love it! 1052 00:45:13,875 --> 00:45:14,708 (laughing) 1053 00:45:14,708 --> 00:45:15,683 (knocking) 1054 00:45:15,683 --> 00:45:17,820 - [Lucy] Jessie, I'm out of here. 1055 00:45:17,820 --> 00:45:19,454 I put dinner in the microwave. 1056 00:45:19,454 --> 00:45:20,287 (mumbling) 1057 00:45:20,287 --> 00:45:21,310 Are you okay? 1058 00:45:21,310 --> 00:45:22,770 - I'm fine, Mom. 1059 00:45:22,770 --> 00:45:24,320 - [Lucy] Fine, bitch, see you later. 1060 00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:26,027 Make sure you feed your brother! 1061 00:45:26,027 --> 00:45:28,620 (tense music) 1062 00:45:28,620 --> 00:45:32,360 - You're gonna have to eat, Jessica, you'll have to. 1063 00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:34,078 - I'll never be like you. 1064 00:45:34,078 --> 00:45:34,911 Never! 1065 00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:41,260 - You wanna fuck with me? 1066 00:45:41,260 --> 00:45:42,853 Bitch, you fucking bitch. 1067 00:45:44,071 --> 00:45:45,090 Wanna play games? 1068 00:45:45,090 --> 00:45:46,385 I'll play games. 1069 00:45:46,385 --> 00:45:50,039 Your slut mother's not gonna help you now. 1070 00:45:50,039 --> 00:45:51,659 (snarling) 1071 00:45:51,659 --> 00:45:53,992 (screaming) 1072 00:46:01,886 --> 00:46:04,136 (thudding) 1073 00:46:07,300 --> 00:46:08,133 - Jessica? 1074 00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:11,933 - Holy shit. 1075 00:46:14,891 --> 00:46:17,883 That was awesome! (laughing) 1076 00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:26,100 - So your mom, she's always bringing guys 1077 00:46:26,100 --> 00:46:27,010 home like that? 1078 00:46:27,010 --> 00:46:28,220 - She's a whore. 1079 00:46:28,220 --> 00:46:30,250 - This is so perfect. 1080 00:46:30,250 --> 00:46:31,460 - We'll never have to leave the house 1081 00:46:31,460 --> 00:46:32,740 for a meal again. 1082 00:46:32,740 --> 00:46:34,870 - It's like ordering takeout. 1083 00:46:34,870 --> 00:46:37,170 - What do we do with the bodies, though, like, 1084 00:46:38,331 --> 00:46:40,730 we don't have much more room in the closet. 1085 00:46:40,730 --> 00:46:43,710 - We have a way of getting rid of problems like this. 1086 00:46:44,723 --> 00:46:47,473 (raspy exhaling) 1087 00:46:48,819 --> 00:46:50,986 (buzzing) 1088 00:46:53,060 --> 00:46:54,083 - Bitches. 1089 00:46:54,083 --> 00:46:54,973 - Bitch. 1090 00:46:56,883 --> 00:46:58,246 (siren sounding in distance) 1091 00:46:58,246 --> 00:46:59,079 - Hey girl, 1092 00:46:59,079 --> 00:47:01,026 what you doing? - Hey baby. 1093 00:47:01,026 --> 00:47:04,007 - [Quan] OMG, what are you girls doing here? 1094 00:47:04,007 --> 00:47:05,319 - Well we came to talk business. 1095 00:47:05,319 --> 00:47:06,827 - Well hey y'all come on up to Quan's 1096 00:47:06,827 --> 00:47:09,111 and talk some business. 1097 00:47:09,111 --> 00:47:10,359 Now I hope you bitches ain't thirsty 1098 00:47:10,359 --> 00:47:11,340 'cause I ain't got no blood. 1099 00:47:11,340 --> 00:47:14,290 So what business y'all got to talk to Quan about? 1100 00:47:14,290 --> 00:47:15,400 - Well can we talk with, 1101 00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:16,410 - Her? 1102 00:47:16,410 --> 00:47:18,700 Yall know the bitch is a fucking crack baby 1103 00:47:18,700 --> 00:47:21,615 so the brain ain't all there, hello. 1104 00:47:21,615 --> 00:47:22,958 (whistling) 1105 00:47:22,958 --> 00:47:24,780 (clicking) 1106 00:47:24,780 --> 00:47:26,665 - I'm not deaf, bitch. 1107 00:47:26,665 --> 00:47:28,530 - You damn right you ain't. 1108 00:47:28,530 --> 00:47:29,993 But if you talk out of turn again, 1109 00:47:29,993 --> 00:47:32,460 I'ma go upside your fucking head with this brush 1110 00:47:32,460 --> 00:47:33,293 like (honking). 1111 00:47:34,866 --> 00:47:37,640 (sighing) So what bring y'all twats here anyway? 1112 00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:39,970 - We got a job for you, a big one. 1113 00:47:39,970 --> 00:47:41,310 - Bigger than that mess of a job 1114 00:47:41,310 --> 00:47:43,234 I had last night? 1115 00:47:43,234 --> 00:47:44,973 Look, let me tell y'all something. 1116 00:47:46,274 --> 00:47:49,180 What y'all do to them little white girls is just 1117 00:47:50,850 --> 00:47:55,362 fucking beautiful, okay? 1118 00:47:55,362 --> 00:47:56,320 (laughing) 1119 00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:57,860 - All right, well this one's gonna consist 1120 00:47:57,860 --> 00:47:59,270 of getting rid of some bodies 1121 00:47:59,270 --> 00:48:01,500 and some motorcycles. 1122 00:48:01,500 --> 00:48:03,800 - Well shit, that ain't no damn problem. 1123 00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:06,140 What you bitches come all the way down here for anyway? 1124 00:48:06,140 --> 00:48:08,140 You could have did all this with a phone call. 1125 00:48:08,140 --> 00:48:10,170 What if one of these nosy bummy ass neighbors 1126 00:48:10,170 --> 00:48:12,030 would have saw y'all coming up in here? 1127 00:48:12,030 --> 00:48:13,330 Purple is not for you, bitch, 1128 00:48:13,330 --> 00:48:14,547 not that shade. 1129 00:48:14,547 --> 00:48:17,498 - We wanted to introduce you to our newest member. 1130 00:48:17,498 --> 00:48:18,331 (gasping) 1131 00:48:18,331 --> 00:48:20,170 - Hi, it's nice to meet you. 1132 00:48:20,170 --> 00:48:22,193 - Oh hell no! 1133 00:48:23,260 --> 00:48:25,000 Hell to the no! 1134 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:29,040 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, hell, no bitches! 1135 00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:30,480 Uh-uh, no! 1136 00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:32,360 Fuck no, are you fucking sick? 1137 00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:34,410 Tell me you're not serious right now. 1138 00:48:34,410 --> 00:48:35,880 Shenanigans, hos. 1139 00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:37,750 I don't believe this shit, no. 1140 00:48:37,750 --> 00:48:39,640 - What, did I do something wrong? 1141 00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:42,980 - Ooh, I swear for God bitch, you better, mmm. 1142 00:48:42,980 --> 00:48:45,500 Bitches, how fucking long I've been waiting 1143 00:48:45,500 --> 00:48:47,300 for y'all to make me a full-fledged 1144 00:48:47,300 --> 00:48:49,330 motherfucking vampire, bitch, huh? 1145 00:48:49,330 --> 00:48:51,850 But then y'all just gonna add this little white bitch 1146 00:48:51,850 --> 00:48:53,250 into the fucking group, right? 1147 00:48:53,250 --> 00:48:54,443 And now. 1148 00:48:55,710 --> 00:48:57,860 I mean how long? 1149 00:48:57,860 --> 00:48:59,813 How long have I been your fucking, 1150 00:49:01,090 --> 00:49:02,170 your fucking, 1151 00:49:02,170 --> 00:49:03,003 - Slave? 1152 00:49:03,003 --> 00:49:05,134 - You better watch your motherfucking mouth, bitch. 1153 00:49:05,134 --> 00:49:06,670 - I didn't mean like the black way. 1154 00:49:06,670 --> 00:49:07,840 I meant you know, 1155 00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:09,470 - I said watch it. 1156 00:49:09,470 --> 00:49:12,050 I been yours motherfucking ghoul 1157 00:49:12,050 --> 00:49:14,530 going on a nice minute now. 1158 00:49:14,530 --> 00:49:16,260 And all I keep hearing from you bitches is 1159 00:49:16,260 --> 00:49:20,140 oh Quan, you would be so great in our fucking group. 1160 00:49:20,140 --> 00:49:22,113 Oh Quan, you are the baddest, most beautiful bitch 1161 00:49:22,113 --> 00:49:23,060 we have seen in-- 1162 00:49:23,060 --> 00:49:25,855 - No, no, no, we've never said that. 1163 00:49:25,855 --> 00:49:26,688 We've never said that! - Well, bitch, 1164 00:49:26,688 --> 00:49:28,260 you ought to say that shit, 1165 00:49:28,260 --> 00:49:29,470 all the shit that I fucking do 1166 00:49:29,470 --> 00:49:30,303 for you hos. - Oh god, all right. 1167 00:49:30,303 --> 00:49:31,773 - And now? 1168 00:49:34,113 --> 00:49:38,038 Now it just (sobbing) 1169 00:49:38,038 --> 00:49:39,730 I fucking hate you bitches. 1170 00:49:39,730 --> 00:49:41,430 - So are you gonna help us or not? 1171 00:49:42,277 --> 00:49:43,527 - I don't know. 1172 00:49:47,087 --> 00:49:48,253 We got a deal, bitch. 1173 00:49:50,396 --> 00:49:52,140 - [Woman] I peed. 1174 00:49:52,140 --> 00:49:54,070 - Now see, here you go. 1175 00:49:54,070 --> 00:49:56,650 You wanna fuck up a perfectly good motherfucking moment 1176 00:49:56,650 --> 00:49:57,980 with that bullshit. 1177 00:49:57,980 --> 00:49:59,870 See, I swear to god I don't even know 1178 00:49:59,870 --> 00:50:02,700 why the good lord give everybody genitalia. 1179 00:50:02,700 --> 00:50:05,117 (rock music) 1180 00:50:11,183 --> 00:50:12,734 (laughing) 1181 00:50:12,734 --> 00:50:13,567 - Rrrr! 1182 00:50:26,978 --> 00:50:30,099 ♪ Temptation so strong ♪ 1183 00:50:30,099 --> 00:50:32,795 ♪ Feel I'm gonna give ♪ 1184 00:50:32,795 --> 00:50:35,419 ♪ Lucky holding on ♪ 1185 00:50:35,419 --> 00:50:38,219 ♪ We wanna live ♪ 1186 00:50:38,219 --> 00:50:41,035 ♪ Spawn takes on from hell ♪ 1187 00:50:41,035 --> 00:50:43,861 (snorting) 1188 00:50:43,861 --> 00:50:46,613 ♪ Well I get so discouraged ♪ 1189 00:50:46,613 --> 00:50:49,029 ♪ Don't know what to do ♪ 1190 00:50:49,029 --> 00:50:51,366 ♪ I wanna be ♪ 1191 00:50:51,366 --> 00:50:54,160 ♪ Seventh heaven ♪ 1192 00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:56,037 ♪ Take me with you ♪ 1193 00:50:56,037 --> 00:50:59,828 ♪ Take me there tonight ♪ 1194 00:50:59,828 --> 00:51:00,806 ♪ I wanna be ♪ 1195 00:51:00,806 --> 00:51:02,157 (revving) 1196 00:51:02,157 --> 00:51:05,407 ♪ Seventh heaven ♪ 1197 00:51:05,407 --> 00:51:08,490 ♪ You are all I need ♪ 1198 00:51:10,558 --> 00:51:12,725 (humming) 1199 00:51:15,839 --> 00:51:18,172 (chuckling) 1200 00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:20,800 - Do you believe in God? 1201 00:51:21,798 --> 00:51:22,631 - If it's gonna get me laid, 1202 00:51:22,631 --> 00:51:25,890 I believe in God, Buddha, Ishtar, whoever. 1203 00:51:25,890 --> 00:51:27,700 - I believe in God. 1204 00:51:27,700 --> 00:51:29,970 I believe he died for our sins. 1205 00:51:29,970 --> 00:51:32,713 Died so we could live better lives. 1206 00:51:34,470 --> 00:51:35,303 Do you pray? 1207 00:51:36,598 --> 00:51:38,344 - I'm praying those clothes come off faster. 1208 00:51:38,344 --> 00:51:40,543 - No, I'm being serious. 1209 00:51:41,830 --> 00:51:44,960 I just get so turned on by a man 1210 00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:49,510 who has a strong spiritual faith. 1211 00:51:49,510 --> 00:51:53,740 I mean I can't think of a more excellent object for love 1212 00:51:53,740 --> 00:51:54,590 other than Jesus! 1213 00:51:55,974 --> 00:51:57,657 - Well, I can think of one. 1214 00:51:58,696 --> 00:52:00,296 - Do you know the Lord's Prayer? 1215 00:52:03,151 --> 00:52:03,984 (slurping) 1216 00:52:03,984 --> 00:52:05,256 - Our father 1217 00:52:05,256 --> 00:52:07,094 who art in heaven. 1218 00:52:07,094 --> 00:52:08,844 Hallowed be thy name. 1219 00:52:10,746 --> 00:52:13,691 (snoring) 1220 00:52:13,691 --> 00:52:15,590 None of your goddamn fucking sermon 1221 00:52:15,590 --> 00:52:17,390 every time I want a fucking blowjob. 1222 00:52:19,490 --> 00:52:21,520 Passes out before I can even bust my load. 1223 00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:23,287 - [Trish] There's nothing worse than blue balls. 1224 00:52:23,287 --> 00:52:24,795 ♪ Cruising for action ♪ 1225 00:52:24,795 --> 00:52:27,212 (rock music) 1226 00:52:28,570 --> 00:52:30,330 - Maybe me and my friends could help you out 1227 00:52:30,330 --> 00:52:32,624 with your little problem. 1228 00:52:32,624 --> 00:52:37,624 ♪ Cruising for action ♪ 1229 00:52:38,223 --> 00:52:43,168 ♪ Hey hey ♪ 1230 00:52:43,168 --> 00:52:48,168 ♪ Hey hey ♪ 1231 00:52:48,261 --> 00:52:49,097 ♪ Whoa ♪ 1232 00:52:49,097 --> 00:52:50,507 (crashing) 1233 00:52:50,507 --> 00:52:52,411 - Oh man, yeah. 1234 00:52:52,411 --> 00:52:55,317 I guess this prayer shit's finally paying off. 1235 00:52:55,317 --> 00:52:57,650 (screaming) 1236 00:52:59,847 --> 00:53:02,455 Oh, you're sucking my blood! 1237 00:53:02,455 --> 00:53:05,800 You're supposed to be sucking my wang! 1238 00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:09,050 (energetic rock music) 1239 00:53:21,295 --> 00:53:24,270 ♪ We've always been a savage monster ♪ 1240 00:53:24,270 --> 00:53:26,622 ♪ Ripping through the night ♪ 1241 00:53:26,622 --> 00:53:28,814 ♪ And we've always wanted so much more ♪ 1242 00:53:28,814 --> 00:53:31,439 ♪ Than all the merry lies ♪ 1243 00:53:31,439 --> 00:53:33,774 ♪ Inside our heart the blood is strong ♪ 1244 00:53:33,774 --> 00:53:36,526 ♪ As the sun goes down ♪ 1245 00:53:36,526 --> 00:53:38,862 ♪ The demons dance inside our vein ♪ 1246 00:53:38,862 --> 00:53:41,534 ♪ And life goes on and on ♪ 1247 00:53:41,534 --> 00:53:46,270 ♪ With every passing hour we commit to sin ♪ 1248 00:53:46,270 --> 00:53:48,222 ♪ We've lost the cause of evil ♪ 1249 00:53:48,222 --> 00:53:51,102 ♪ And commit to sin ♪ 1250 00:53:51,102 --> 00:53:53,323 ♪ We're devils on our side ♪ 1251 00:53:53,323 --> 00:53:56,294 ♪ We keep on flying high ♪ 1252 00:53:56,294 --> 00:54:00,961 ♪ In the dead of night we commit to sin ♪ 1253 00:54:07,865 --> 00:54:11,296 ♪ We commit to sin ♪ 1254 00:54:11,296 --> 00:54:13,546 (clacking) 1255 00:54:15,295 --> 00:54:18,212 (light rock music) 1256 00:54:28,895 --> 00:54:30,168 - (chuckling) Who's ready to party? 1257 00:54:30,168 --> 00:54:32,001 - Blanks, you're back! 1258 00:54:33,163 --> 00:54:34,740 - This party sucks. 1259 00:54:34,740 --> 00:54:35,970 - You suck. 1260 00:54:35,970 --> 00:54:37,578 Get the fuck out of there. 1261 00:54:37,578 --> 00:54:39,661 - What the heck, brother? 1262 00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:42,989 - Great to be back, brother. 1263 00:54:42,989 --> 00:54:46,000 This isn't quite the homecoming I was expecting. 1264 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,240 Where the hell is everybody? 1265 00:54:47,240 --> 00:54:48,797 - I don't know, man. 1266 00:54:48,797 --> 00:54:50,270 Noone's been around. 1267 00:54:50,270 --> 00:54:51,280 - You don't know anything about this? 1268 00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:53,280 - No, I mean, over the past few weeks 1269 00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:54,810 the crew just kind of thinned out 1270 00:54:54,810 --> 00:54:56,010 till there's nobody. 1271 00:54:56,010 --> 00:54:57,740 - I'm up at a house of bars for three months 1272 00:54:57,740 --> 00:54:59,130 and I come home to this? 1273 00:54:59,130 --> 00:55:01,220 What, there's another fucking crew or something? 1274 00:55:01,220 --> 00:55:02,080 - Look, we've been doing, 1275 00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:03,870 we're hanging out, drinking, 1276 00:55:03,870 --> 00:55:05,890 guys going home with Lucy, same old shit. 1277 00:55:05,890 --> 00:55:07,740 - Lucy, what do you know about this? 1278 00:55:07,740 --> 00:55:08,950 - I don't know shit! 1279 00:55:08,950 --> 00:55:12,010 Yeah I take 'em home, I do what I do, 1280 00:55:12,010 --> 00:55:15,300 and after they leave, it ain't my fucking problem! 1281 00:55:15,300 --> 00:55:16,940 - Not your fucking problem?! 1282 00:55:16,940 --> 00:55:18,140 My whole fucking crew's gone! 1283 00:55:18,140 --> 00:55:20,350 And you don't think that's a fucking problem? 1284 00:55:20,350 --> 00:55:22,320 - Sorry Lucy, but it does seem that 1285 00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:24,810 whoever you take home, they haven't come back. 1286 00:55:24,810 --> 00:55:27,640 I mean, you took home Scrambles a week ago. 1287 00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:30,710 That dude's been here every single night since '94. 1288 00:55:30,710 --> 00:55:32,300 And since he left with you that night 1289 00:55:32,300 --> 00:55:34,000 I have not seen him since. 1290 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,710 - Maybe the old kook couldn't handle my pussy 1291 00:55:36,710 --> 00:55:39,134 and he died on the way home! 1292 00:55:39,134 --> 00:55:39,967 (slapping) 1293 00:55:39,967 --> 00:55:40,812 Ow! 1294 00:55:40,812 --> 00:55:44,348 Fuck, Blanks, I don't know what's going on. 1295 00:55:44,348 --> 00:55:46,380 Dammit, Blanks, you know me. 1296 00:55:46,380 --> 00:55:48,716 I mean what do you think I could have done to them? 1297 00:55:48,716 --> 00:55:50,930 - I don't know, but it seems a little fucking suspicious, 1298 00:55:50,930 --> 00:55:52,508 don't you think?! 1299 00:55:52,508 --> 00:55:54,680 Now tell me where they are! 1300 00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:56,333 I'm giving you the count of three. 1301 00:55:57,414 --> 00:55:58,247 - Blanks. 1302 00:56:01,300 --> 00:56:02,898 - [Blanks] One. 1303 00:56:02,898 --> 00:56:05,060 - [Lucy] You know I wouldn't do anything to hurt this crew. 1304 00:56:05,060 --> 00:56:06,220 Don't you know that? 1305 00:56:06,220 --> 00:56:10,110 They're my fucking income for fuck's sake. 1306 00:56:11,690 --> 00:56:12,523 - Two. 1307 00:56:12,523 --> 00:56:13,356 - Blanks, please. 1308 00:56:13,356 --> 00:56:14,910 Are you fucking kidding me Blanks? 1309 00:56:14,910 --> 00:56:16,611 Please, I don't know anything. 1310 00:56:16,611 --> 00:56:18,243 - Wait, Blanks, Blanks, she don't know, man. 1311 00:56:18,243 --> 00:56:20,067 - Shut up, shut the fuck up! 1312 00:56:20,067 --> 00:56:22,210 Lucy, you think I'm supposed to believe 1313 00:56:22,210 --> 00:56:24,350 that these fucks go home with you 1314 00:56:24,350 --> 00:56:25,637 and never come back, 1315 00:56:25,637 --> 00:56:28,040 and you don't know anything?! 1316 00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:30,120 We're at three, Lucy. 1317 00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:30,953 I'm sorry. 1318 00:56:32,886 --> 00:56:35,136 - (speaks in foreign language) Stop this now. 1319 00:56:36,261 --> 00:56:38,130 This woman is unknowings accomplice 1320 00:56:38,130 --> 00:56:39,530 to this dreadful happenings. 1321 00:56:40,830 --> 00:56:41,789 - Who the fuck are you?! 1322 00:56:41,789 --> 00:56:45,280 - Please, allow me to explain myself. 1323 00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:47,980 My name is Boris Von Yelsing. 1324 00:56:47,980 --> 00:56:50,205 I am the great, great, great, 1325 00:56:50,205 --> 00:56:53,343 great, great, great, great, great, great, 1326 00:56:54,210 --> 00:56:58,633 great grandnephew of Professor Abraham Von Yelsing. 1327 00:56:59,904 --> 00:57:00,737 - [Blanks] Who? 1328 00:57:00,737 --> 00:57:01,930 - My apologies. 1329 00:57:01,930 --> 00:57:04,490 Perhaps my dialect is getting in the way 1330 00:57:04,490 --> 00:57:07,260 of you understanding words from my mouth. 1331 00:57:07,260 --> 00:57:09,290 I am great descendant 1332 00:57:09,290 --> 00:57:12,360 of Professor Abraham Von Yelsing, 1333 00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:14,951 the famous vampire hunter. 1334 00:57:14,951 --> 00:57:16,550 - What the hell are you talking about? 1335 00:57:16,550 --> 00:57:17,383 - Vampire. 1336 00:57:17,383 --> 00:57:20,160 Your friends have been taken down one by one 1337 00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:22,793 by a group of teenage vampiresses. 1338 00:57:23,719 --> 00:57:24,887 - Bullshit! 1339 00:57:24,887 --> 00:57:25,830 - This is not the bullshit. 1340 00:57:25,830 --> 00:57:28,020 I only speak of the truth. 1341 00:57:28,020 --> 00:57:32,385 The woman has been blindly leading them to their deaths. 1342 00:57:32,385 --> 00:57:33,820 (speaks in foreign language) 1343 00:57:33,820 --> 00:57:34,840 One by one. 1344 00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:36,799 - I swear, I don't know what the fuck 1345 00:57:36,799 --> 00:57:38,013 he's even talking about! 1346 00:57:38,013 --> 00:57:41,500 - In your home are four vampires 1347 00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:44,110 feeding off the blood of bikers you take home. 1348 00:57:44,110 --> 00:57:46,930 After you finish with copulation, 1349 00:57:46,930 --> 00:57:50,540 they swoop in with their girlish lolita charms, 1350 00:57:50,540 --> 00:57:52,250 they have their ways with them, 1351 00:57:52,250 --> 00:57:54,863 then they kill them. 1352 00:57:54,863 --> 00:57:57,177 - Now how the fuck do you know all this? 1353 00:57:57,177 --> 00:57:59,577 - I have been following these bitches for years. 1354 00:58:01,050 --> 00:58:04,603 I know their patterns, routines, children. 1355 00:58:06,207 --> 00:58:07,040 - Let me get this straight. 1356 00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:08,500 You've seen all this shit happen 1357 00:58:08,500 --> 00:58:11,030 and you didn't do a fucking thing about it?! 1358 00:58:11,030 --> 00:58:13,030 You're just as fucking guilty as she is! 1359 00:58:14,385 --> 00:58:15,218 - Please sir, you do not understand. 1360 00:58:16,060 --> 00:58:18,420 These are not just teenage girls. 1361 00:58:18,420 --> 00:58:22,240 They may look fragile and innocent, but they're not. 1362 00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:24,670 They're more powerful than you will ever know. 1363 00:58:24,670 --> 00:58:26,800 You must be prepared when doing battle 1364 00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:28,293 with such entities. 1365 00:58:29,330 --> 00:58:32,600 Her daughter has given them reign of power 1366 00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:34,300 over their home. 1367 00:58:34,300 --> 00:58:35,133 - Jessica? 1368 00:58:35,133 --> 00:58:37,000 - We cannot touch them. 1369 00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:39,010 We must get them out of there 1370 00:58:39,010 --> 00:58:41,310 then we can take them down. 1371 00:58:41,310 --> 00:58:42,450 - Yeah. 1372 00:58:42,450 --> 00:58:43,370 Get over to Lucy's. 1373 00:58:43,370 --> 00:58:45,959 Let me know what the fuck's going on over there. 1374 00:58:45,959 --> 00:58:48,090 - We're supposed to go to Cracker Barrel! 1375 00:58:48,090 --> 00:58:48,923 - You're not supposed to do anything 1376 00:58:48,923 --> 00:58:50,910 but what I fucking say! 1377 00:58:50,910 --> 00:58:51,897 He's going to Lucy's, 1378 00:58:51,897 --> 00:58:53,278 and you're sitting down 1379 00:58:53,278 --> 00:58:54,281 and shut the fuck up! 1380 00:58:54,281 --> 00:58:56,781 (light music) 1381 00:59:02,039 --> 00:59:03,848 - What are you doing? 1382 00:59:03,848 --> 00:59:05,260 - Kegels. 1383 00:59:05,260 --> 00:59:07,200 Come see me in 500 years 1384 00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:08,767 and tell me how tight your pussy is 1385 00:59:08,767 --> 00:59:11,295 without doing Kegels. 1386 00:59:11,295 --> 00:59:12,128 - Where the hell is your mother? 1387 00:59:12,128 --> 00:59:13,333 I'm fucking starving. 1388 00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:17,300 - Have you guys ever fucked anyone famous? 1389 00:59:17,300 --> 00:59:19,600 - April gave Colonel Sanders a handjob. 1390 00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:21,390 - I loved that man. 1391 00:59:21,390 --> 00:59:23,103 - Just 'cause she got tummy. 1392 00:59:23,103 --> 00:59:24,862 - Tummy and she ain't yummy. 1393 00:59:24,862 --> 00:59:26,305 (bike revving) 1394 00:59:26,305 --> 00:59:29,138 - Ooh, they're here, they're here! 1395 00:59:30,017 --> 00:59:32,300 - All right piggy, calm down. (snorting) 1396 00:59:32,300 --> 00:59:34,803 - I hope this one's on some good drugs. 1397 00:59:36,007 --> 00:59:37,840 - Mmm-mmm, this dude's alone. 1398 00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:38,950 - Shit! 1399 00:59:38,950 --> 00:59:40,390 They're fucking onto us. 1400 00:59:40,390 --> 00:59:41,700 - Chill, we're good. 1401 00:59:41,700 --> 00:59:43,500 It's just one dude. 1402 00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:46,580 As far as he knows, we're having a sleepover. 1403 00:59:46,580 --> 00:59:47,600 - Right. 1404 00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:49,518 Sleepover mode, everyone! 1405 00:59:49,518 --> 00:59:51,966 - Oh boy, a sleepover! 1406 00:59:51,966 --> 00:59:54,046 (ominous music) 1407 00:59:54,046 --> 00:59:57,046 (crickets chirping) 1408 00:59:59,102 --> 01:00:01,602 (tense music) 1409 01:00:03,041 --> 01:00:04,670 - Ain't no vampires in there. 1410 01:00:04,670 --> 01:00:07,230 Just a bunch of little girls doing little girl things. 1411 01:00:07,230 --> 01:00:08,730 Ain't nothing to be afraid of. 1412 01:00:10,718 --> 01:00:12,968 (snorting) 1413 01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:20,220 You're gonna go in there, 1414 01:00:20,220 --> 01:00:22,334 see nothing's going on, 1415 01:00:22,334 --> 01:00:24,403 return to the bar, and get wasted. 1416 01:00:25,670 --> 01:00:27,290 You've looked men in the eyes 1417 01:00:27,290 --> 01:00:28,390 and watched them die. 1418 01:00:28,390 --> 01:00:31,470 Now you're afraid of a bunch of fucking prostatots? 1419 01:00:31,470 --> 01:00:33,637 (puffing) 1420 01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:50,830 (girls giggling in distance) 1421 01:01:08,961 --> 01:01:11,825 (light music) 1422 01:01:11,825 --> 01:01:14,575 (girls giggling) 1423 01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:24,550 - Hi. 1424 01:01:24,550 --> 01:01:25,530 - You scared us. 1425 01:01:25,530 --> 01:01:27,240 - We didn't see you standing there. 1426 01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:28,860 - Good thing we saw you. 1427 01:01:28,860 --> 01:01:30,430 We were just about to get naked 1428 01:01:30,430 --> 01:01:32,281 and practice kissing on each other. 1429 01:01:32,281 --> 01:01:34,540 - I didn't mean to interrupt you girls. 1430 01:01:34,540 --> 01:01:36,290 I'm just here 'cause Jessica's mom told me 1431 01:01:36,290 --> 01:01:37,123 to come and check on y'all. 1432 01:01:37,123 --> 01:01:38,357 - Oh, we're great. 1433 01:01:38,357 --> 01:01:40,686 But we're better now that you're here. 1434 01:01:40,686 --> 01:01:41,519 - Really? 1435 01:01:42,401 --> 01:01:43,885 That I'm here? 1436 01:01:43,885 --> 01:01:48,885 - Yeah, it's so much better kissing on a real man. 1437 01:01:48,930 --> 01:01:52,740 - Especially a big, strong, hunk of man like you. 1438 01:01:52,740 --> 01:01:53,883 - Do you like my tits? 1439 01:01:57,185 --> 01:01:59,579 - Or do you like mine better? 1440 01:01:59,579 --> 01:02:04,579 - [April] Oh, judge mine too. (giggling) 1441 01:02:05,285 --> 01:02:06,414 - Jesus. 1442 01:02:06,414 --> 01:02:09,273 (gun firing) 1443 01:02:09,273 --> 01:02:10,873 Fuck! 1444 01:02:10,873 --> 01:02:12,290 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 1445 01:02:13,721 --> 01:02:14,969 - Oh my god! 1446 01:02:14,969 --> 01:02:15,890 What have you done, sir? 1447 01:02:15,890 --> 01:02:17,337 - I didn't mean to. 1448 01:02:17,337 --> 01:02:19,370 - You shot our friend. 1449 01:02:19,370 --> 01:02:21,241 You're a very bad man. 1450 01:02:21,241 --> 01:02:22,264 - Someone call someone! 1451 01:02:22,264 --> 01:02:23,480 Someone call an ambulance! 1452 01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:26,873 Oh fuck it, I'm fucking fucked, I'm fucked! 1453 01:02:26,873 --> 01:02:28,280 Dude, I always fuck up! 1454 01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:30,425 Fucking creep Von Yelsing. 1455 01:02:30,425 --> 01:02:31,592 - Von Yelsing? 1456 01:02:35,020 --> 01:02:35,860 - It's true. 1457 01:02:35,860 --> 01:02:37,050 - What are you gonna do about it, 1458 01:02:37,050 --> 01:02:38,123 you little faggot? 1459 01:02:42,660 --> 01:02:43,801 - [April] Uh-uh sir. 1460 01:02:43,801 --> 01:02:46,551 (girls laughing) 1461 01:02:50,234 --> 01:02:52,470 - Be merciful to me, oh God. 1462 01:02:52,470 --> 01:02:55,090 Please show me your mercy. 1463 01:02:55,090 --> 01:02:56,185 Please. 1464 01:02:56,185 --> 01:02:59,102 (light rock music) 1465 01:03:00,249 --> 01:03:02,950 - (sighing) Where the fuck is he? 1466 01:03:02,950 --> 01:03:05,940 - By now he is probably vampires food. 1467 01:03:05,940 --> 01:03:07,550 - You think he's dead? 1468 01:03:07,550 --> 01:03:09,773 - I'm sorry, I tried to warn him. 1469 01:03:10,980 --> 01:03:12,470 - Shut up. 1470 01:03:12,470 --> 01:03:14,070 Shut the fuck up with this shit. 1471 01:03:15,003 --> 01:03:16,080 I've seen him take on three, 1472 01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:17,870 fucking 10 cops at a time. 1473 01:03:17,870 --> 01:03:19,020 You think a couple little girls 1474 01:03:19,020 --> 01:03:21,627 and their itty bitty titty committee can ruin him? 1475 01:03:21,627 --> 01:03:22,890 Come on, man. 1476 01:03:22,890 --> 01:03:24,080 Fuck off it. 1477 01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:24,913 - What? 1478 01:03:24,913 --> 01:03:27,090 Are you afraid of the truth? 1479 01:03:27,090 --> 01:03:29,755 Are you afraid of what they really are? 1480 01:03:29,755 --> 01:03:31,447 Are you afraid of what-- - I'll put one 1481 01:03:31,447 --> 01:03:33,450 bullet in your fucking head! 1482 01:03:33,450 --> 01:03:34,900 Don't think I won't. 1483 01:03:34,900 --> 01:03:37,360 - It's fine, do so, please. 1484 01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:39,850 This will not help you with your problem at hand. 1485 01:03:39,850 --> 01:03:41,810 Your friends will all still be dead 1486 01:03:41,810 --> 01:03:43,420 and you will still be next. 1487 01:03:43,420 --> 01:03:45,150 - Oh no, not my Jessica. 1488 01:03:45,150 --> 01:03:47,120 That is not how I raised her. 1489 01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:49,977 - Not to be judge on your skills of parenting, but 1490 01:03:49,977 --> 01:03:54,020 your Jessica is no longer girl you thought she was. 1491 01:03:54,020 --> 01:03:55,960 She's under new influence, 1492 01:03:55,960 --> 01:03:58,734 influence that does not live by our law. 1493 01:03:58,734 --> 01:04:01,401 (ominous music) 1494 01:04:16,374 --> 01:04:19,374 (breathing heavily) 1495 01:04:24,126 --> 01:04:29,043 (phone ringing) (gasping) 1496 01:04:32,030 --> 01:04:34,363 (screaming) 1497 01:04:35,358 --> 01:04:37,881 (crunching) (girls giggling) 1498 01:04:37,881 --> 01:04:40,361 (busy tone) 1499 01:04:40,361 --> 01:04:42,861 (tense music) 1500 01:04:51,112 --> 01:04:53,360 This will not be easy greasy. 1501 01:04:53,360 --> 01:04:54,970 It will be difficult. 1502 01:04:54,970 --> 01:04:56,670 But we'll take them down together. 1503 01:04:57,730 --> 01:04:58,563 - We? 1504 01:04:59,890 --> 01:05:01,830 There is no we. 1505 01:05:01,830 --> 01:05:04,560 We are not doing anything together. 1506 01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:07,520 I will get a crew. 1507 01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:09,600 I will call all the fucking bike clubs 1508 01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:10,800 in the tri-state area 1509 01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:15,500 and then we will deal with these little vampire whores. 1510 01:05:15,500 --> 01:05:17,860 You will go the fuck away. 1511 01:05:17,860 --> 01:05:19,280 As far the fuck away from me 1512 01:05:19,280 --> 01:05:21,650 as you possibly fucking can. 1513 01:05:21,650 --> 01:05:23,550 - You have no idea what you're dealing with. 1514 01:05:23,550 --> 01:05:24,570 - They have no idea who the fuck 1515 01:05:24,570 --> 01:05:25,470 they're dealing with! 1516 01:05:25,470 --> 01:05:27,510 Nobody fucks with Blanks and gets the fuck 1517 01:05:27,510 --> 01:05:28,343 away with it! 1518 01:05:30,512 --> 01:05:32,250 I want every fucking bike club 1519 01:05:32,250 --> 01:05:35,330 within a 200 mile fucking radius here. 1520 01:05:35,330 --> 01:05:36,630 I want every fucking goober, 1521 01:05:36,630 --> 01:05:37,860 every fucking punker, 1522 01:05:37,860 --> 01:05:39,900 any fucking body that's willing to fucking fight 1523 01:05:39,900 --> 01:05:40,960 for our fallen brothers, 1524 01:05:40,960 --> 01:05:42,610 and I want them here fucking now! 1525 01:05:45,982 --> 01:05:48,649 (door slamming) 1526 01:05:50,431 --> 01:05:55,431 - I'm still gonna need a ride home! 1527 01:05:57,179 --> 01:05:58,185 - Jessica! 1528 01:05:58,185 --> 01:05:59,723 Jessica, where are you Jessica! 1529 01:05:59,723 --> 01:06:01,243 Come here, come here! 1530 01:06:01,243 --> 01:06:03,099 Come here, what have you done!? 1531 01:06:03,099 --> 01:06:05,070 What have you done, Jessica?! 1532 01:06:05,070 --> 01:06:06,080 We have to pray. - What? 1533 01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:07,390 - We have got to pray together. 1534 01:06:07,390 --> 01:06:10,829 God, help me to see the greatness in her! 1535 01:06:10,829 --> 01:06:11,934 Help me! 1536 01:06:11,934 --> 01:06:14,653 Help me to love her the way you do please! 1537 01:06:14,653 --> 01:06:15,486 - What is going on? 1538 01:06:15,486 --> 01:06:17,997 - God, help me to let go of all the anger 1539 01:06:17,997 --> 01:06:19,677 I feel towards her right now! 1540 01:06:19,677 --> 01:06:20,510 Please! 1541 01:06:20,510 --> 01:06:22,253 I use the name of Jesus. 1542 01:06:24,073 --> 01:06:25,850 In the mighty-- - You are drunk. 1543 01:06:25,850 --> 01:06:27,447 You need to stop. 1544 01:06:27,447 --> 01:06:30,114 (ominous music) 1545 01:06:31,393 --> 01:06:33,127 - Kill her Jessica, kill her. 1546 01:06:33,127 --> 01:06:34,570 - End this misery. 1547 01:06:34,570 --> 01:06:36,580 - She's nothing to you, Jessica. 1548 01:06:36,580 --> 01:06:38,620 She's nothing but a fucking whore. 1549 01:06:38,620 --> 01:06:40,300 What has she done for you? 1550 01:06:40,300 --> 01:06:43,290 Kissing her with that mouth she sucks cock with. 1551 01:06:43,290 --> 01:06:45,750 She hides behind her false god. 1552 01:06:45,750 --> 01:06:47,797 What has she or her god ever done for you? 1553 01:06:47,797 --> 01:06:50,460 What have they done for you, Jessica? 1554 01:06:50,460 --> 01:06:53,764 - They have punished me when I was being arrogant. 1555 01:06:53,764 --> 01:06:55,540 That's what my enemies do. 1556 01:06:55,540 --> 01:06:57,790 They have tried to hurt me 1557 01:06:57,790 --> 01:07:01,331 over and over again when I've really done nothing. 1558 01:07:01,331 --> 01:07:03,363 I only wanted help. 1559 01:07:03,363 --> 01:07:05,946 (solemn music) 1560 01:07:43,041 --> 01:07:45,370 (sighing) 1561 01:07:45,370 --> 01:07:47,437 - Guys, I don't know what she was on 1562 01:07:47,437 --> 01:07:49,370 but I am fucked up. 1563 01:07:49,370 --> 01:07:51,780 - Yeah I'm feeling it too. 1564 01:07:51,780 --> 01:07:53,560 How you doing over there, Jessica? 1565 01:07:53,560 --> 01:07:55,602 - God, I'm so proud of you. 1566 01:07:55,602 --> 01:07:57,970 Like I honestly didn't think you had it in you. 1567 01:07:57,970 --> 01:08:00,962 I didn't think you would actually kill that bitch. 1568 01:08:00,962 --> 01:08:02,820 You know this vampire thing, 1569 01:08:02,820 --> 01:08:04,620 it looks great on you. 1570 01:08:04,620 --> 01:08:06,303 - Yeah, like totally fab. 1571 01:08:07,636 --> 01:08:09,836 - Aw, this was such a great night, you guys. 1572 01:08:12,750 --> 01:08:13,583 - Jessica? 1573 01:08:19,889 --> 01:08:20,722 - Hey. 1574 01:08:23,033 --> 01:08:24,120 Hey, we're talking to you. 1575 01:08:24,120 --> 01:08:25,020 - Get off of me. 1576 01:08:25,020 --> 01:08:27,510 - What is your damage, Jessica? 1577 01:08:27,510 --> 01:08:28,380 - My damage? 1578 01:08:28,380 --> 01:08:29,790 - You fucking heard me. 1579 01:08:29,790 --> 01:08:32,240 - My damage is, I just fucking killed my mother. 1580 01:08:32,240 --> 01:08:33,870 - Okay, can you like get over it? 1581 01:08:33,870 --> 01:08:35,560 It was so five minutes ago. 1582 01:08:35,560 --> 01:08:36,960 - Get over it? 1583 01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:39,170 Said the bitch who became a vampire 1584 01:08:39,170 --> 01:08:40,130 'cause she couldn't deal with her own 1585 01:08:40,130 --> 01:08:41,430 fucking parents dying. - And you shut 1586 01:08:41,430 --> 01:08:44,270 your fucking mouth about my parents, all right? 1587 01:08:44,270 --> 01:08:45,560 And don't you dare compare them 1588 01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:46,610 to that fuckingholic. 1589 01:08:47,890 --> 01:08:51,223 - Wipe my mother's blood from your face. 1590 01:08:53,030 --> 01:08:54,950 - Why, Jessica? 1591 01:08:54,950 --> 01:08:57,760 Does seeing it make you even more sad? 1592 01:08:57,760 --> 01:08:58,930 - No, bitch. 1593 01:08:58,930 --> 01:09:01,150 It's because the next time I see blood on your face 1594 01:09:01,150 --> 01:09:02,750 I wanna make sure it's your own. 1595 01:09:05,149 --> 01:09:07,099 - You're just like your fucking mother. 1596 01:09:08,630 --> 01:09:11,863 - Hey, cut it out, you guys. 1597 01:09:11,863 --> 01:09:13,810 I mean, hey, there's enough we have to fight 1598 01:09:13,810 --> 01:09:16,690 in this life and each other shouldn't be one of them. 1599 01:09:16,690 --> 01:09:19,230 I mean, we're BFFs, for fuck's sake. 1600 01:09:19,230 --> 01:09:22,080 Don't those four letters mean anything to you guys? 1601 01:09:22,080 --> 01:09:23,750 - How about these four letters? 1602 01:09:23,750 --> 01:09:24,930 GTFO! 1603 01:09:24,930 --> 01:09:25,763 - Jessica. 1604 01:09:25,763 --> 01:09:26,935 - Get out! 1605 01:09:26,935 --> 01:09:28,167 Get the fuck out of my house! 1606 01:09:28,167 --> 01:09:29,400 Get out right now! 1607 01:09:29,400 --> 01:09:30,840 Get the fuck out! 1608 01:09:30,840 --> 01:09:31,770 I hate you! 1609 01:09:31,770 --> 01:09:33,500 I never want to see you again! 1610 01:09:33,500 --> 01:09:35,273 Get the fuck out of my house! 1611 01:09:36,282 --> 01:09:37,190 Go! 1612 01:09:37,190 --> 01:09:38,444 - All right, Christ. 1613 01:09:38,444 --> 01:09:39,490 Fuck, please. 1614 01:09:39,490 --> 01:09:40,328 - Are you sure? 1615 01:09:40,328 --> 01:09:41,240 - [Jessica] Leave! 1616 01:09:41,240 --> 01:09:42,590 - Okay, cool it, we get it. 1617 01:09:42,590 --> 01:09:43,733 You want us to leave. 1618 01:09:45,832 --> 01:09:48,332 - Well, catch you on the flip. 1619 01:09:50,470 --> 01:09:52,720 - Don't make any rash decisions either. 1620 01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:53,553 We'll be back. 1621 01:10:01,331 --> 01:10:02,548 - Ugh! 1622 01:10:02,548 --> 01:10:03,381 (banging) 1623 01:10:03,381 --> 01:10:05,881 (eerie music) 1624 01:10:13,608 --> 01:10:15,358 - What is to be done? 1625 01:10:20,622 --> 01:10:24,196 (light guitar music) 1626 01:10:24,196 --> 01:10:25,529 It must be done. 1627 01:10:47,456 --> 01:10:48,865 - You want some? 1628 01:10:48,865 --> 01:10:52,060 (speaks in foreign language) 1629 01:10:52,060 --> 01:10:55,400 - But please, indulge yourself in the cheap booze. 1630 01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:57,050 There's more where it comes from. 1631 01:11:02,192 --> 01:11:04,692 - So how do you wanna do this? 1632 01:11:06,363 --> 01:11:08,313 - I want you to dance for me. 1633 01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:12,543 - Honey, I don't get paid to dance. 1634 01:11:15,744 --> 01:11:16,744 - I have the moneys. 1635 01:11:17,610 --> 01:11:19,392 If you want this moneys that I have 1636 01:11:19,392 --> 01:11:20,642 then you dance. 1637 01:11:25,203 --> 01:11:26,036 - Okay. 1638 01:11:42,028 --> 01:11:44,445 (rock music) 1639 01:12:12,338 --> 01:12:13,921 Did I get you hard? 1640 01:12:16,482 --> 01:12:17,899 Come on, big boy. 1641 01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:20,873 Take me. 1642 01:12:22,781 --> 01:12:23,831 I want you inside me. 1643 01:12:26,794 --> 01:12:29,044 (slurping) 1644 01:12:31,418 --> 01:12:32,251 (grunting) 1645 01:12:32,251 --> 01:12:36,250 (speaks in foreign language) 1646 01:12:36,250 --> 01:12:37,083 - I'm sorry. 1647 01:12:38,839 --> 01:12:40,898 - Why, did you come? 1648 01:12:40,898 --> 01:12:43,050 (speaks in foreign language) 1649 01:12:43,050 --> 01:12:44,800 - Well what are you sorry for then? 1650 01:12:45,669 --> 01:12:46,647 - For this. 1651 01:12:46,647 --> 01:12:48,897 (snarling) 1652 01:12:50,935 --> 01:12:53,852 (woman whimpering) 1653 01:13:39,655 --> 01:13:42,822 (lightly tense music) 1654 01:13:49,330 --> 01:13:51,230 - I know this was your favorite song. 1655 01:13:59,302 --> 01:14:02,385 (light guitar music) 1656 01:14:13,546 --> 01:14:18,546 (sizzling) ♪ I hear this in your day ♪ 1657 01:14:19,162 --> 01:14:24,162 ♪ Your person leave this morn ♪ 1658 01:14:25,770 --> 01:14:28,746 ♪ Child of weakness, waters in ♪ 1659 01:14:28,746 --> 01:14:31,496 (birds chirping) 1660 01:14:40,007 --> 01:14:41,908 - [Woman] Hot, Jessica. 1661 01:14:41,908 --> 01:14:42,741 - [Whispering Voice] Jessica. 1662 01:14:42,741 --> 01:14:43,707 - [Woman] Hey Jessica. 1663 01:14:43,707 --> 01:14:45,029 (man screaming) 1664 01:14:45,029 --> 01:14:46,229 - [Lucy] Jessica! 1665 01:14:46,229 --> 01:14:49,056 Jessica what have you done?! 1666 01:14:49,056 --> 01:14:51,977 - [Whispering Voice] Jessica. 1667 01:14:51,977 --> 01:14:54,890 (birds chirping) 1668 01:14:54,890 --> 01:14:56,859 (chaotic music) 1669 01:14:56,859 --> 01:14:59,084 - [Woman] Jessica. 1670 01:14:59,084 --> 01:15:00,143 (giggling) 1671 01:15:00,143 --> 01:15:02,378 - [Trish] Jessica. 1672 01:15:02,378 --> 01:15:03,211 Jessica. 1673 01:15:09,996 --> 01:15:12,300 - Christ, I'm out, I'm out! 1674 01:15:12,300 --> 01:15:13,770 - Jesus fucking Christ, Jess, 1675 01:15:13,770 --> 01:15:14,770 what the hell are you thinking? 1676 01:15:14,770 --> 01:15:16,863 - You should have left me there to die. 1677 01:15:18,340 --> 01:15:19,863 - I can't believe this. 1678 01:15:20,770 --> 01:15:23,067 This means that you're, 1679 01:15:23,067 --> 01:15:24,700 - I'm a vampire, Stink. 1680 01:15:24,700 --> 01:15:26,780 I was about to fix that little problem 1681 01:15:26,780 --> 01:15:29,220 before you came along and fucked it up. 1682 01:15:29,220 --> 01:15:30,150 - This is, 1683 01:15:30,150 --> 01:15:31,348 - Fucked? 1684 01:15:31,348 --> 01:15:33,033 - Yeah, yeah. 1685 01:15:33,033 --> 01:15:35,200 - Can you just leave now? 1686 01:15:35,200 --> 01:15:37,070 - No, Jess, I'm sorry. 1687 01:15:37,070 --> 01:15:39,143 I'm staying here and I'm gonna help you. 1688 01:15:40,590 --> 01:15:43,093 - How in the world can you help me, Stink? 1689 01:15:50,418 --> 01:15:52,001 Is that a VCR tape? 1690 01:15:54,570 --> 01:15:55,950 - VHS tape. 1691 01:15:55,950 --> 01:15:58,943 VHS tape that has the answer to all your problems. 1692 01:16:00,691 --> 01:16:03,191 (eerie music) 1693 01:16:16,770 --> 01:16:19,950 - I'm sorry I have to do this but I must. 1694 01:16:19,950 --> 01:16:21,220 - Please don't. 1695 01:16:21,220 --> 01:16:23,274 - I'm gonna have to stake you in the pussy 1696 01:16:23,274 --> 01:16:24,473 (gasping) 1697 01:16:24,473 --> 01:16:25,306 with my cock. 1698 01:16:26,761 --> 01:16:28,928 (moaning) 1699 01:16:29,786 --> 01:16:32,369 (sultry music) 1700 01:16:34,596 --> 01:16:36,289 (woman moaning) 1701 01:16:36,289 --> 01:16:37,789 - Is this a porno? 1702 01:16:40,066 --> 01:16:41,483 - Yeah, but it's about vampires. 1703 01:16:41,483 --> 01:16:42,781 - Are you fucking kidding me? 1704 01:16:42,781 --> 01:16:44,877 - No, no, no, no, no. 1705 01:16:44,877 --> 01:16:46,770 I know it seems like a long shot but 1706 01:16:46,770 --> 01:16:49,757 I really think this could help us out here. 1707 01:16:50,685 --> 01:16:52,852 (moaning) 1708 01:16:54,749 --> 01:16:56,999 (grunting) 1709 01:17:03,040 --> 01:17:04,870 - Oh my God, Stink. 1710 01:17:04,870 --> 01:17:06,639 - Wait, this isn't the part I want you to see. 1711 01:17:06,639 --> 01:17:07,775 That part's coming up. 1712 01:17:07,775 --> 01:17:11,583 - [Jessica] Fucking fast forward it then. 1713 01:17:11,583 --> 01:17:13,833 (whirring) 1714 01:17:19,447 --> 01:17:22,114 (woman moaning) 1715 01:17:23,178 --> 01:17:25,070 - Come on my face. 1716 01:17:25,070 --> 01:17:27,113 - Oh, he's not even circumcised. 1717 01:17:31,470 --> 01:17:32,743 - [Man] Right, now come. 1718 01:17:32,743 --> 01:17:34,993 (groaning) 1719 01:17:37,339 --> 01:17:39,089 - It burns, it burns! 1720 01:17:39,931 --> 01:17:41,014 Oh, it burns! 1721 01:17:42,570 --> 01:17:44,130 - That's because I had my balls 1722 01:17:44,130 --> 01:17:45,203 blessed by a priest. 1723 01:17:47,310 --> 01:17:48,570 - No. 1724 01:17:48,570 --> 01:17:49,930 No way. 1725 01:17:49,930 --> 01:17:53,510 I am not letting you jizz on my face. 1726 01:17:53,510 --> 01:17:56,294 Where would you find a priest to bless your balls anyway? 1727 01:17:56,294 --> 01:17:57,127 - Actually-- 1728 01:17:57,127 --> 01:17:59,604 - You know what, don't answer that, shut up. 1729 01:17:59,604 --> 01:18:00,963 - Holy jizz? 1730 01:18:00,963 --> 01:18:05,060 Oh, my only weakness! 1731 01:18:05,060 --> 01:18:05,893 I'm dying! 1732 01:18:07,092 --> 01:18:07,925 I'm dying! 1733 01:18:10,487 --> 01:18:13,953 All my precious children will be turning back to human. 1734 01:18:15,444 --> 01:18:16,804 Oh. 1735 01:18:16,804 --> 01:18:19,930 How did you know I was the head vampire? 1736 01:18:19,930 --> 01:18:23,236 - I figured it out when you were giving me head. 1737 01:18:23,236 --> 01:18:25,486 (groaning) 1738 01:18:27,050 --> 01:18:29,280 Now all my friends that you turned into vampires 1739 01:18:29,280 --> 01:18:30,930 will be turning back into humans. 1740 01:18:33,020 --> 01:18:34,933 - How in the world did that help me? 1741 01:18:34,933 --> 01:18:36,960 - Well didn't you just pay any attention? 1742 01:18:36,960 --> 01:18:39,170 It just said that if you kill the head vampire 1743 01:18:39,170 --> 01:18:40,370 that changed you, 1744 01:18:40,370 --> 01:18:42,630 it'll return you back to normal. 1745 01:18:42,630 --> 01:18:43,463 - Is that true? 1746 01:18:44,310 --> 01:18:46,850 - It's gotta be, it was just in the movie. 1747 01:18:46,850 --> 01:18:48,050 - Just 'cause it's in a porno 1748 01:18:48,050 --> 01:18:49,480 doesn't make it true. 1749 01:18:49,480 --> 01:18:50,793 - Well, true it is. 1750 01:18:51,930 --> 01:18:53,840 Allow me to explain myself. 1751 01:18:53,840 --> 01:18:56,380 My name is Boris Von Yelsing. 1752 01:18:56,380 --> 01:18:57,873 I'm the great, great, great, 1753 01:18:58,732 --> 01:19:01,030 great, great, great, great, 1754 01:19:01,030 --> 01:19:02,690 great, great, great, 1755 01:19:02,690 --> 01:19:05,727 great grand nephew of Professor Abraham Von Yelsing. 1756 01:19:05,727 --> 01:19:08,460 - Yo, that's like 17 greats, bro. 1757 01:19:08,460 --> 01:19:09,293 - Yes. 1758 01:19:10,520 --> 01:19:12,547 I too am looking for your bloodsucking friends. 1759 01:19:12,547 --> 01:19:14,513 I have been chasing them for years. 1760 01:19:15,400 --> 01:19:17,410 I will help you with the killings of them 1761 01:19:17,410 --> 01:19:20,080 to help returning you to normalish, yes? 1762 01:19:20,080 --> 01:19:21,130 - Yo. 1763 01:19:21,130 --> 01:19:23,323 We don't need no help from you, bro. 1764 01:19:28,930 --> 01:19:31,260 - I can show you how to use powers. 1765 01:19:31,260 --> 01:19:35,000 What you feel is curse is blessing, 1766 01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:37,583 blessing that with trainings of me, 1767 01:19:39,080 --> 01:19:40,560 will help you to destroy those 1768 01:19:40,560 --> 01:19:42,481 who wish to oppress you. 1769 01:19:42,481 --> 01:19:43,753 (crunching) 1770 01:19:43,753 --> 01:19:44,950 - How do we know you're for real? 1771 01:19:44,950 --> 01:19:46,330 - Hello? 1772 01:19:46,330 --> 01:19:47,631 Don't forget about Quan! 1773 01:19:47,631 --> 01:19:48,798 (gasping) 1774 01:19:48,798 --> 01:19:50,870 Oh hell no! 1775 01:19:50,870 --> 01:19:54,900 I did not sign up for this shit right here, okay? 1776 01:19:54,900 --> 01:19:57,550 Bitch, I'm here to remove bodies and bikes, 1777 01:19:57,550 --> 01:19:59,650 not get motherfucking knives thrown at me! 1778 01:20:01,860 --> 01:20:03,140 - Please. 1779 01:20:03,140 --> 01:20:05,757 Allow me to tell you the story 1780 01:20:05,757 --> 01:20:08,527 of how I became vampire hunter. 1781 01:20:11,326 --> 01:20:13,323 The first vampire hunter I ever met 1782 01:20:15,490 --> 01:20:17,390 was my best friend Gregory. 1783 01:20:18,900 --> 01:20:21,839 And he taught me everythings I know. 1784 01:20:21,839 --> 01:20:24,240 (razor scraping) 1785 01:20:24,240 --> 01:20:28,643 How to seek out vampires, how to smell them. 1786 01:20:30,630 --> 01:20:32,130 How to fight them. 1787 01:20:35,310 --> 01:20:37,020 We took night train to Moscow 1788 01:20:37,970 --> 01:20:41,493 to go see gypsy singers at your restaurant. 1789 01:20:42,970 --> 01:20:47,970 On the way there, I see gypsy singers inside of train. 1790 01:20:49,740 --> 01:20:52,012 But they are not gypsies. 1791 01:20:52,012 --> 01:20:53,388 They are vampiresses. 1792 01:20:53,388 --> 01:20:54,221 (thunder rumbling) 1793 01:20:54,221 --> 01:20:57,006 (speaks in foreign language) 1794 01:20:57,006 --> 01:20:59,089 Butterflies of the night. 1795 01:21:00,460 --> 01:21:01,690 Patricia. 1796 01:21:01,690 --> 01:21:04,173 So Gregory goes after Trish. 1797 01:21:06,087 --> 01:21:08,913 And I take other two, spaghettis and meatballs. 1798 01:21:14,220 --> 01:21:15,320 That is when I see it. 1799 01:21:17,190 --> 01:21:22,190 Patricia tears Gregory's head straight off. 1800 01:21:25,300 --> 01:21:27,093 It was saddest moment of my life. 1801 01:21:29,478 --> 01:21:31,643 Spaghettis and meatballs get on top of me. 1802 01:21:33,740 --> 01:21:37,423 Patricia turns me into vampire. 1803 01:21:38,660 --> 01:21:40,823 So you must never be at disadvantage. 1804 01:21:42,010 --> 01:21:43,743 So I shave head. 1805 01:21:44,880 --> 01:21:46,930 Because bitches like pull hair, you know? 1806 01:21:48,934 --> 01:21:50,934 Now we must get to work. 1807 01:21:54,134 --> 01:21:56,590 It's time for war. 1808 01:21:56,590 --> 01:21:59,840 (inspiring rock music) 1809 01:23:03,225 --> 01:23:04,259 (clapping) 1810 01:23:04,259 --> 01:23:05,092 - We did it! 1811 01:23:05,092 --> 01:23:06,063 I'm so excited! 1812 01:23:06,063 --> 01:23:07,758 We did it! - We do high five. 1813 01:23:07,758 --> 01:23:08,591 - Yes! 1814 01:23:11,022 --> 01:23:13,127 - What, no freeze frame? 1815 01:23:13,127 --> 01:23:15,673 - This full of shit. 1816 01:23:15,673 --> 01:23:18,113 They put a hole in my good goddamn jacket. 1817 01:23:20,350 --> 01:23:22,449 Granddaddy gave me this damn jacket. 1818 01:23:22,449 --> 01:23:25,116 (phone ringing) 1819 01:23:27,217 --> 01:23:29,360 (sighing) Palpitations, god. 1820 01:23:31,327 --> 01:23:32,980 The goddamn check's in the mail. 1821 01:23:32,980 --> 01:23:35,180 - This isn't the goddamn bill collector. 1822 01:23:35,180 --> 01:23:36,350 It's April! 1823 01:23:36,350 --> 01:23:37,203 - You know what? 1824 01:23:38,140 --> 01:23:40,160 I'm not listening to you no more, bitch. 1825 01:23:40,160 --> 01:23:42,190 I've been breaking my back all these years 1826 01:23:42,190 --> 01:23:43,490 being your motherfucking ghoul 1827 01:23:43,490 --> 01:23:44,921 and for what, bitch? - Calm down. 1828 01:23:44,921 --> 01:23:46,786 Quan, you know we got you, - For what, for the promise 1829 01:23:46,786 --> 01:23:47,619 that one day you gonna make me - Relax. 1830 01:23:47,619 --> 01:23:49,820 - A wolf ass fucking vampire? 1831 01:23:49,820 --> 01:23:52,000 Bitch, we both know that's not gonna happen! 1832 01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:54,130 It would have been happened, ho! 1833 01:23:54,130 --> 01:23:55,730 Now you owe me double. 1834 01:23:55,730 --> 01:23:57,200 Know what, fuck that. 1835 01:23:57,200 --> 01:23:58,830 You owe me triple, motherfucker. 1836 01:23:58,830 --> 01:24:00,580 'Cause I had to get rid of that biker 1837 01:24:00,580 --> 01:24:01,714 and that poor girl mama. - Yeah. 1838 01:24:01,714 --> 01:24:04,940 What if this time 1839 01:24:04,940 --> 01:24:06,763 for real, tonight, 1840 01:24:07,600 --> 01:24:09,563 we actually turn you into a vampire? 1841 01:24:11,202 --> 01:24:13,200 - Y'all gonna make me a vampire 1842 01:24:13,200 --> 01:24:15,110 for real this time though, bitch? 1843 01:24:15,110 --> 01:24:16,260 - Pinky swear. - Shit. 1844 01:24:17,786 --> 01:24:19,700 And that's a horse of a different color. 1845 01:24:19,700 --> 01:24:22,130 - Yeah, no, just meet us at the old warehouse. 1846 01:24:22,130 --> 01:24:24,426 - You know my cousin's cousin got killed over there 1847 01:24:24,426 --> 01:24:25,900 the last month, something like that. 1848 01:24:25,900 --> 01:24:26,941 - Yup, that's the one. 1849 01:24:26,941 --> 01:24:27,774 - Yeah I'll be down there. 1850 01:24:27,774 --> 01:24:29,510 I just gotta do move this one last biker friend, 1851 01:24:29,510 --> 01:24:31,737 just one last thing and I'll be right there, girl. 1852 01:24:31,737 --> 01:24:32,570 All right? 1853 01:24:32,570 --> 01:24:34,273 - Right, bye bitch, mwah! 1854 01:24:36,030 --> 01:24:37,130 - [Trish] So what now? 1855 01:24:38,201 --> 01:24:41,010 - And that's what the fuck I'm talking about. 1856 01:24:41,010 --> 01:24:43,350 Everything is coming up Quan. 1857 01:24:45,931 --> 01:24:46,764 Ooh. 1858 01:24:48,920 --> 01:24:50,447 A pussy just got wet. 1859 01:24:52,040 --> 01:24:55,270 Fuck these bitches think they smarter than me. 1860 01:24:55,270 --> 01:24:57,320 Hey Boris, bitch. 1861 01:24:57,320 --> 01:24:59,880 Ooh, I got to tell you something, 1862 01:24:59,880 --> 01:25:01,143 you already know. 1863 01:25:05,760 --> 01:25:07,360 - [Stink] What's wrong with her? 1864 01:25:08,250 --> 01:25:09,640 - She needs to eat. 1865 01:25:09,640 --> 01:25:12,050 - She said she doesn't wanna do it anymore. 1866 01:25:12,050 --> 01:25:14,890 - Then we wait for hunger to become insatiable 1867 01:25:14,890 --> 01:25:16,490 and she eats you. 1868 01:25:16,490 --> 01:25:17,780 - Are you sure you're a hundred 1869 01:25:17,780 --> 01:25:21,850 on that whole not ever killing another person thing? 1870 01:25:21,850 --> 01:25:23,760 'Cause I mean there's gotta be someone 1871 01:25:23,760 --> 01:25:25,779 you wouldn't mind draining the life of, 1872 01:25:25,779 --> 01:25:26,947 someone that ain't me? 1873 01:25:26,947 --> 01:25:29,203 (bell ringing) 1874 01:25:29,203 --> 01:25:30,774 (hip hop music) 1875 01:25:30,774 --> 01:25:32,690 - I can't believe we lost by one point. 1876 01:25:32,690 --> 01:25:34,220 Those fucking AV nerds would have filmed 1877 01:25:34,220 --> 01:25:35,810 the last games a little bit better, 1878 01:25:35,810 --> 01:25:37,260 we'd have had the upper hand. 1879 01:25:39,100 --> 01:25:41,700 - I thought you did really well on Saturday, Mike. 1880 01:25:41,700 --> 01:25:43,330 - Course you did. 1881 01:25:43,330 --> 01:25:45,159 You beast! 1882 01:25:45,159 --> 01:25:47,409 (laughing) 1883 01:25:48,607 --> 01:25:51,050 Fuck you know about football anyway? 1884 01:25:51,050 --> 01:25:53,867 How to cook and eat one? (laughing) 1885 01:25:55,795 --> 01:25:56,628 (laughing) 1886 01:25:56,628 --> 01:25:58,007 - [Val] Jessicunt. 1887 01:25:58,007 --> 01:26:00,674 (Italian music) 1888 01:26:03,137 --> 01:26:04,304 - Delivery up! 1889 01:26:20,337 --> 01:26:23,004 (phone ringing) 1890 01:26:34,905 --> 01:26:36,569 - Mmm! 1891 01:26:36,569 --> 01:26:39,290 Well, my last meal as a mere mortal. 1892 01:26:39,290 --> 01:26:41,633 I guess I should say a prayer to black Jesus. 1893 01:26:42,850 --> 01:26:44,943 Bow, there they is. 1894 01:26:44,943 --> 01:26:47,443 I should have put some sausage in it or something. 1895 01:26:49,177 --> 01:26:51,760 (bike revving) 1896 01:26:57,849 --> 01:27:00,516 (ominous music) 1897 01:27:03,881 --> 01:27:07,214 - Who the fuck's bike is that out there? 1898 01:27:19,707 --> 01:27:20,890 (gasping) 1899 01:27:20,890 --> 01:27:24,440 - Please, okay, just don't kill me, all right? 1900 01:27:24,440 --> 01:27:26,300 I was just doing what I was told, 1901 01:27:26,300 --> 01:27:28,083 I swear to god! 1902 01:27:28,083 --> 01:27:31,093 I just get rid of the bikes, it's all I do! 1903 01:27:31,977 --> 01:27:33,625 - We're not gonna kill you. 1904 01:27:33,625 --> 01:27:35,433 I just want some information. 1905 01:27:35,433 --> 01:27:37,178 Who the fuck do you get rid of the fucking bikes for 1906 01:27:37,178 --> 01:27:39,161 and where the fuck can I find them? 1907 01:27:39,161 --> 01:27:41,328 (sobbing) 1908 01:27:46,218 --> 01:27:47,786 Take this motherfucker out back 1909 01:27:47,786 --> 01:27:48,861 and show him what we're gonna do 1910 01:27:48,861 --> 01:27:50,398 to those fucking vampire friends. 1911 01:27:50,398 --> 01:27:51,231 (gun firing) 1912 01:27:51,231 --> 01:27:52,809 ♪ Pay on the G ♪ 1913 01:27:52,809 --> 01:27:54,249 ♪ Pay on the G ♪ 1914 01:27:54,249 --> 01:27:56,844 ♪ Pay ♪ 1915 01:27:56,844 --> 01:27:57,677 ♪ On the G ♪ 1916 01:27:57,677 --> 01:27:58,771 ♪ Pay on the G ♪ 1917 01:27:58,771 --> 01:28:00,227 ♪ Pay on the G ♪ 1918 01:28:00,227 --> 01:28:02,323 ♪ Pay ♪ 1919 01:28:02,323 --> 01:28:03,875 ♪ I am not the right guy ♪ (knocking) 1920 01:28:03,875 --> 01:28:05,891 ♪ And I am no Einstein ♪ 1921 01:28:05,891 --> 01:28:08,323 ♪ But I can tell you that time is money ♪ 1922 01:28:08,323 --> 01:28:10,244 ♪ And time flies, it flies by ♪ 1923 01:28:10,244 --> 01:28:13,011 ♪ I can barely remember the highlights of my lifetime ♪ 1924 01:28:13,011 --> 01:28:14,243 ♪ So why cry ♪ 1925 01:28:14,243 --> 01:28:15,651 ♪ Time equals money ♪ 1926 01:28:15,651 --> 01:28:17,427 ♪ 'cause leisure time are money or real ♪ 1927 01:28:17,427 --> 01:28:18,760 - Do I know you? 1928 01:28:20,139 --> 01:28:22,010 - I don't know. 1929 01:28:22,010 --> 01:28:23,070 Do you? 1930 01:28:23,070 --> 01:28:26,053 Think hard, Mike "The Marvel" Bowlby. 1931 01:28:26,940 --> 01:28:28,589 - I don't know, I know a lot of people. 1932 01:28:28,589 --> 01:28:29,422 I don't got time for this shit. 1933 01:28:29,422 --> 01:28:32,250 You got the 15 bucks for the 'za? 1934 01:28:32,250 --> 01:28:33,083 - Za? 1935 01:28:34,814 --> 01:28:36,070 Za? 1936 01:28:36,070 --> 01:28:39,468 I hate fucking people that call pizza 'za! 1937 01:28:39,468 --> 01:28:40,730 As if I needed one more reason 1938 01:28:40,730 --> 01:28:43,877 to kill you! (Mike screaming) 1939 01:28:47,850 --> 01:28:50,690 - This was from days when women were real. 1940 01:28:50,690 --> 01:28:53,070 Real ladies, nice big bushes. 1941 01:28:53,070 --> 01:28:55,080 - [Stink] Oh yeah, you gotta watch this part coming up here. 1942 01:28:55,080 --> 01:28:57,250 It's the best part of the entire film right here. 1943 01:28:57,250 --> 01:29:00,330 All right, so they're about to do something 1944 01:29:00,330 --> 01:29:02,320 called double penetration. 1945 01:29:02,320 --> 01:29:04,510 A little DP action going on. 1946 01:29:04,510 --> 01:29:08,028 So what happens is those two dicks collide 1947 01:29:08,028 --> 01:29:10,130 and it forms a cross. 1948 01:29:10,130 --> 01:29:12,943 And then boom, vampire baddy goes out. 1949 01:29:14,524 --> 01:29:16,574 - I do not think this is how it works but 1950 01:29:17,437 --> 01:29:18,910 I like it. 1951 01:29:18,910 --> 01:29:21,280 - [Stink] You know what, I think she does too. 1952 01:29:21,280 --> 01:29:22,576 - [Boris] She look like she does. 1953 01:29:22,576 --> 01:29:23,409 - [Stink] I know. 1954 01:29:23,409 --> 01:29:25,279 - [Boris] She's having fun. 1955 01:29:25,279 --> 01:29:26,257 (ominous music) 1956 01:29:26,257 --> 01:29:28,757 (baby crying) 1957 01:29:31,948 --> 01:29:33,115 - Fucking kid. 1958 01:29:33,963 --> 01:29:35,009 (screaming) 1959 01:29:35,009 --> 01:29:35,842 - Shh. 1960 01:29:37,810 --> 01:29:38,643 - [Thug] Fuck is this? 1961 01:29:38,643 --> 01:29:39,650 What the fuck, man? 1962 01:29:39,650 --> 01:29:40,620 This bitch is looney tunes. 1963 01:29:40,620 --> 01:29:42,330 She thinks this doll's her brother, man? 1964 01:29:42,330 --> 01:29:43,212 - I know, who gives a shit. 1965 01:29:43,212 --> 01:29:44,379 Come on, put it in the basket and let's go. 1966 01:29:44,379 --> 01:29:45,962 - [Thug] All right. 1967 01:29:51,299 --> 01:29:53,716 (rock music) 1968 01:29:57,834 --> 01:30:00,251 (chattering) 1969 01:30:08,570 --> 01:30:10,820 (knocking) 1970 01:30:12,224 --> 01:30:14,724 (tense music) 1971 01:30:18,333 --> 01:30:20,320 - All right, look. 1972 01:30:20,320 --> 01:30:23,040 I know we're not all exactly friends here. 1973 01:30:23,040 --> 01:30:24,403 We've all had our past. 1974 01:30:25,830 --> 01:30:28,643 Well, today is a new day. 1975 01:30:29,620 --> 01:30:32,260 We're all here together 1976 01:30:32,260 --> 01:30:35,170 and not a single drop of blood's been spilled on the floor. 1977 01:30:35,170 --> 01:30:38,010 This room is filled with some of the meanest, 1978 01:30:38,010 --> 01:30:40,840 dirtiest, baddest ass motherfucking bike clubs 1979 01:30:40,840 --> 01:30:42,410 in the tri-state area. 1980 01:30:42,410 --> 01:30:44,240 We've got the Satan's Servicemen, 1981 01:30:44,240 --> 01:30:45,590 the Devil's Delinquents, 1982 01:30:45,590 --> 01:30:47,240 the Husky Hellraisers, 1983 01:30:47,240 --> 01:30:48,827 Satan's Skanks. 1984 01:30:48,827 --> 01:30:50,715 (Skanks cheering) 1985 01:30:50,715 --> 01:30:51,548 - [Man] Noice! 1986 01:30:51,548 --> 01:30:54,523 - The Teardrops, the Hell's Hooligans, 1987 01:30:54,523 --> 01:30:57,630 (cans cracking) 1988 01:30:57,630 --> 01:30:58,870 and some nuns. 1989 01:30:58,870 --> 01:31:00,500 - Yeah I brought the nuns. 1990 01:31:00,500 --> 01:31:01,550 I thought they would help us out 1991 01:31:01,550 --> 01:31:04,430 with our, you know, situation. 1992 01:31:04,430 --> 01:31:05,833 - Why the fuck we here, man? 1993 01:31:07,070 --> 01:31:10,513 - What we're dealing with here is some vampires. 1994 01:31:11,702 --> 01:31:13,952 (laughing) 1995 01:31:14,970 --> 01:31:17,570 Yeah, okay, I know it's hard to believe 1996 01:31:17,570 --> 01:31:19,610 but I wanted you to hear me out. 1997 01:31:19,610 --> 01:31:23,840 As you can plainly see, my club's not here. 1998 01:31:23,840 --> 01:31:25,630 - Where are those motherfuckers? 1999 01:31:25,630 --> 01:31:29,010 - Those motherfuckers are all dead. 2000 01:31:29,010 --> 01:31:31,218 Killed by these fucking vampires. 2001 01:31:31,218 --> 01:31:34,200 (laughing) 2002 01:31:34,200 --> 01:31:35,063 I got proof. 2003 01:31:39,910 --> 01:31:41,060 - That's just a fucking kid! 2004 01:31:41,060 --> 01:31:42,234 - No. 2005 01:31:42,234 --> 01:31:44,080 Her and all of her little fucking friends 2006 01:31:44,080 --> 01:31:46,570 took out my whole fucking crew! 2007 01:31:46,570 --> 01:31:48,363 - She don't look that harmful to me. 2008 01:31:49,490 --> 01:31:50,910 - Fucking show 'em. 2009 01:31:50,910 --> 01:31:53,080 - The fuck did you do to her face, man? 2010 01:31:53,080 --> 01:31:54,160 - Show 'em! 2011 01:31:54,160 --> 01:31:55,430 Show 'em your true self! - Hey man, 2012 01:31:55,430 --> 01:31:56,263 leave her alone. 2013 01:31:56,263 --> 01:31:57,602 This shit ain't funny no more. 2014 01:31:57,602 --> 01:31:59,769 (bashing) 2015 01:32:01,600 --> 01:32:04,293 - All right, all right, everybody chill, everybody chill. 2016 01:32:08,213 --> 01:32:09,270 I fucking warned you, 2017 01:32:09,270 --> 01:32:10,453 you fucking show 'em! 2018 01:32:11,460 --> 01:32:12,469 - Or what? 2019 01:32:12,469 --> 01:32:14,719 (snapping) 2020 01:32:17,315 --> 01:32:18,148 - Aw. 2021 01:32:19,466 --> 01:32:23,197 (baby crying) Hey, little guy. 2022 01:32:23,197 --> 01:32:24,365 - No! 2023 01:32:24,365 --> 01:32:25,454 - Change! 2024 01:32:25,454 --> 01:32:27,352 (snarling) 2025 01:32:27,352 --> 01:32:28,602 - Whoah, whoah. 2026 01:32:33,224 --> 01:32:37,057 - This little bitch and her bitch cunt friends 2027 01:32:38,070 --> 01:32:39,253 took away my family. 2028 01:32:40,150 --> 01:32:41,563 My whole fucking crew. 2029 01:32:42,680 --> 01:32:46,390 Tonight we take back their honor, their respect, 2030 01:32:46,390 --> 01:32:48,573 and we let their souls rest in peace. 2031 01:32:49,990 --> 01:32:51,617 Are you with me? 2032 01:32:51,617 --> 01:32:53,681 - [Everyone] Yeah! 2033 01:32:53,681 --> 01:32:56,301 - Let's get these teenage bloodsucking bimbos! 2034 01:32:56,301 --> 01:32:59,184 (rock music) 2035 01:32:59,184 --> 01:33:01,351 (revving) 2036 01:33:04,418 --> 01:33:07,010 ♪ I'm a fighter ♪ 2037 01:33:07,010 --> 01:33:10,179 ♪ They're calling out my name ♪ 2038 01:33:10,179 --> 01:33:12,723 ♪ I'm a writer ♪ 2039 01:33:12,723 --> 01:33:15,846 ♪ Heave on them all the same ♪ 2040 01:33:15,846 --> 01:33:18,566 ♪ They'll never take me alive ♪ 2041 01:33:18,566 --> 01:33:21,838 ♪ Tonight they're calling my name ♪ 2042 01:33:21,838 --> 01:33:25,067 ♪ I'm standing here all alone ♪ 2043 01:33:25,067 --> 01:33:28,047 ♪ Am I to blame ♪ 2044 01:33:28,047 --> 01:33:30,714 ♪ I'm a fighter ♪ 2045 01:33:40,800 --> 01:33:42,693 - Hello, can I help you? 2046 01:33:43,679 --> 01:33:45,183 - Bitch, you know why we're here. 2047 01:33:46,110 --> 01:33:48,700 - Is it to teach me a wittle lesson? 2048 01:33:48,700 --> 01:33:50,570 You wanna spank me? 2049 01:33:50,570 --> 01:33:52,110 You wanna spank my naughty little ass? 2050 01:33:52,110 --> 01:33:54,606 - Yeah, I'll teach her a lesson. 2051 01:33:54,606 --> 01:33:55,439 (men snickering) 2052 01:33:55,439 --> 01:33:56,272 - Chill. 2053 01:33:56,272 --> 01:33:57,660 This is her little schtick. 2054 01:33:57,660 --> 01:33:59,280 - I don't have a stick. 2055 01:33:59,280 --> 01:34:01,163 But maybe you'll let me play with yours. 2056 01:34:01,163 --> 01:34:02,890 - Ooh, ooh, me too. 2057 01:34:02,890 --> 01:34:04,422 I wanna play with his stick. 2058 01:34:04,422 --> 01:34:06,060 - Me too, sirs. 2059 01:34:06,060 --> 01:34:07,800 I've been so bad. 2060 01:34:07,800 --> 01:34:10,060 I'm in need of a real good tongue lashing. 2061 01:34:10,060 --> 01:34:11,130 - These are the whores 2062 01:34:11,130 --> 01:34:13,260 that took out your entire club? 2063 01:34:13,260 --> 01:34:15,030 They're just horny little girls! 2064 01:34:15,030 --> 01:34:17,130 - Do you not retain anything 2065 01:34:17,130 --> 01:34:19,210 you've fucking seen earlier? 2066 01:34:19,210 --> 01:34:20,342 Stay on guard. 2067 01:34:20,342 --> 01:34:21,926 - Oh, oops. 2068 01:34:21,926 --> 01:34:24,700 Its looks like I forgot to tie my shoes. 2069 01:34:24,700 --> 01:34:26,320 - That's real cute. 2070 01:34:26,320 --> 01:34:27,820 I almost forgot something too. 2071 01:34:29,011 --> 01:34:31,261 (snapping) 2072 01:34:38,520 --> 01:34:39,740 - Jessica? 2073 01:34:39,740 --> 01:34:40,960 - Hey girl. 2074 01:34:40,960 --> 01:34:42,360 - What did you do to her? 2075 01:34:42,360 --> 01:34:45,060 - Same fucking thing I'm gonna do to you! 2076 01:34:45,060 --> 01:34:46,870 Avenge my fallen brothers. 2077 01:34:46,870 --> 01:34:48,076 - Okay look. 2078 01:34:48,076 --> 01:34:52,900 We know we messed up and we made you pretty upset. 2079 01:34:52,900 --> 01:34:54,860 And we're really sorry but you don't have 2080 01:34:54,860 --> 01:34:56,600 to worry about anything, okay? 2081 01:34:56,600 --> 01:34:58,440 - And why is that? 2082 01:34:58,440 --> 01:35:01,833 - Well because, you'll be joining them soon. 2083 01:35:02,750 --> 01:35:03,643 In hell. 2084 01:35:03,643 --> 01:35:04,753 (crunching) 2085 01:35:04,753 --> 01:35:07,182 - Shit! - Fuck! 2086 01:35:07,182 --> 01:35:09,599 (rock music) 2087 01:35:13,573 --> 01:35:16,198 (gun firing) 2088 01:35:16,198 --> 01:35:18,871 ♪ I seen you checking me out all day ♪ 2089 01:35:18,871 --> 01:35:20,686 ♪ And I think you're quite all right. ♪ 2090 01:35:20,686 --> 01:35:21,946 (cracking) 2091 01:35:21,946 --> 01:35:23,753 ♪ So take what I've got ♪ 2092 01:35:23,753 --> 01:35:25,235 ♪ Come have a beer ♪ 2093 01:35:25,235 --> 01:35:26,474 (cracking) ♪ And let's you and me ♪ 2094 01:35:26,474 --> 01:35:28,522 ♪ get the hell outta here ♪ 2095 01:35:28,522 --> 01:35:30,076 ♪ I got the pedal to the floor ♪ 2096 01:35:30,076 --> 01:35:31,078 ♪ To the floor ♪ 2097 01:35:31,078 --> 01:35:33,071 (squishing) (groaning) 2098 01:35:33,071 --> 01:35:34,705 - My pussy! 2099 01:35:34,705 --> 01:35:36,288 ♪ I'll give you what you need ♪ 2100 01:35:36,288 --> 01:35:37,278 (gun firing) 2101 01:35:37,278 --> 01:35:39,445 (bashing) 2102 01:35:41,918 --> 01:35:44,168 (cracking) 2103 01:35:47,245 --> 01:35:48,557 ♪ This night's not what I want ♪ 2104 01:35:48,557 --> 01:35:50,173 ♪ And I want it here ♪ (cracking) 2105 01:35:50,173 --> 01:35:51,692 ♪ Your bad ideas baby ♪ 2106 01:35:51,692 --> 01:35:53,244 ♪ I took my speed ♪ 2107 01:35:53,244 --> 01:35:54,685 ♪ Tonight's a perfect night ♪ 2108 01:35:54,685 --> 01:35:56,269 ♪ Live out your plan and say ♪ 2109 01:35:56,269 --> 01:35:57,709 ♪ Grab at you by the hand ♪ 2110 01:35:57,709 --> 01:35:59,692 ♪ The night has turned, you and me ♪ 2111 01:35:59,692 --> 01:36:01,212 ♪ I got the pedal to the floor ♪ 2112 01:36:01,212 --> 01:36:02,541 ♪ To the floor ♪ 2113 01:36:02,541 --> 01:36:04,253 ♪ Just leave your clothes at the door ♪ 2114 01:36:04,253 --> 01:36:05,692 ♪ At the door ♪ 2115 01:36:05,692 --> 01:36:06,617 ♪ I'll give you what you need ♪ 2116 01:36:06,617 --> 01:36:07,450 (bashing) 2117 01:36:07,450 --> 01:36:08,725 (squishing) ♪ What you need ♪ 2118 01:36:08,725 --> 01:36:13,725 ♪ I won't go down till we're all done screaming ♪ 2119 01:36:18,622 --> 01:36:19,512 (bashing) 2120 01:36:19,512 --> 01:36:20,345 (squishing) 2121 01:36:20,345 --> 01:36:22,862 (heart thumping) 2122 01:36:22,862 --> 01:36:24,064 (thudding) 2123 01:36:24,064 --> 01:36:26,397 (crunching) 2124 01:36:29,600 --> 01:36:31,140 - Power of Christ! 2125 01:36:31,140 --> 01:36:31,973 - [Jessica] Fuck you. 2126 01:36:31,973 --> 01:36:34,179 (bashing) 2127 01:36:34,179 --> 01:36:36,512 (squishing) 2128 01:36:40,045 --> 01:36:42,212 (bashing) 2129 01:36:43,453 --> 01:36:44,793 ♪ I got the pedal to the floor ♪ 2130 01:36:44,793 --> 01:36:46,121 ♪ To the floor ♪ 2131 01:36:46,121 --> 01:36:47,994 ♪ Just leave your clothes at the door ♪ 2132 01:36:47,994 --> 01:36:49,521 ♪ At the door ♪ 2133 01:36:49,521 --> 01:36:50,913 ♪ I'll give you what you need ♪ 2134 01:36:50,913 --> 01:36:52,673 ♪ What you need ♪ (squishing) 2135 01:36:52,673 --> 01:36:57,163 ♪ I won't go down till we're all done screaming ♪ 2136 01:36:57,163 --> 01:36:58,325 - Jessica! 2137 01:36:58,325 --> 01:37:01,242 (thunder rumbling) 2138 01:37:03,160 --> 01:37:04,520 So what now? 2139 01:37:04,520 --> 01:37:05,353 - Now? 2140 01:37:07,010 --> 01:37:08,340 I kill you guys. 2141 01:37:08,340 --> 01:37:09,540 - Can't we just make up? 2142 01:37:10,470 --> 01:37:13,860 - Yeah, and be like frenemies or something? 2143 01:37:13,860 --> 01:37:15,680 - She wants to be the one that sends. 2144 01:37:15,680 --> 01:37:16,975 - I'm gonna hate killing her. 2145 01:37:16,975 --> 01:37:19,422 I'm gonna hate killing you, Jessica. 2146 01:37:19,422 --> 01:37:21,100 - Ugh, me too. 2147 01:37:21,100 --> 01:37:23,590 Out of like all the girls that we've changed, 2148 01:37:23,590 --> 01:37:24,783 you were my favorite. 2149 01:37:25,900 --> 01:37:28,810 Do you really think that you can fucking beat 2150 01:37:28,810 --> 01:37:30,527 all three of us all by your-- 2151 01:37:30,527 --> 01:37:31,881 (solemn music) 2152 01:37:31,881 --> 01:37:33,183 - She is not alone. 2153 01:37:34,680 --> 01:37:35,840 She's having us. 2154 01:37:35,840 --> 01:37:38,287 - Oh, Von Yelsing, you dick. 2155 01:37:38,287 --> 01:37:40,979 - Shouldn't you be melting or something? 2156 01:37:40,979 --> 01:37:42,931 - [April] Oh shit. 2157 01:37:42,931 --> 01:37:45,264 (screaming) 2158 01:37:49,549 --> 01:37:50,632 - [Stacy] No! 2159 01:37:55,526 --> 01:37:57,743 (bashing) 2160 01:37:57,743 --> 01:38:00,583 - It's not too late to turn back now, Jessica. 2161 01:38:00,583 --> 01:38:02,750 (bashing) 2162 01:38:04,800 --> 01:38:07,929 You think people hated you before, honey? 2163 01:38:07,929 --> 01:38:10,096 (bashing) 2164 01:38:11,120 --> 01:38:12,950 I mean what are they gonna say about you 2165 01:38:12,950 --> 01:38:16,169 now that you're a disfigured fucking freak? 2166 01:38:16,169 --> 01:38:18,336 (bashing) 2167 01:38:19,330 --> 01:38:22,030 You are nothing without us! 2168 01:38:22,030 --> 01:38:24,910 You have nothing, Jessica. 2169 01:38:24,910 --> 01:38:27,809 You greasy, white trash 2170 01:38:27,809 --> 01:38:30,530 slut ass, toe nasty whore! 2171 01:38:30,530 --> 01:38:32,863 (squishing) 2172 01:38:34,865 --> 01:38:38,032 (somber guitar music) 2173 01:38:44,241 --> 01:38:47,234 (speaks in foreign language) 2174 01:38:47,234 --> 01:38:48,658 I mean what are you gonna do, 2175 01:38:48,658 --> 01:38:50,677 go back to your sad, - Don't you get any ideas! 2176 01:38:50,677 --> 01:38:51,510 - Holy water, bitch. 2177 01:38:51,510 --> 01:38:53,150 - [Trish] What, go back to being the butt 2178 01:38:53,150 --> 01:38:54,522 of everyone's joke? 2179 01:38:54,522 --> 01:38:55,462 (bashing) 2180 01:38:55,462 --> 01:38:56,794 - Wildstar! 2181 01:38:56,794 --> 01:38:59,868 (tense music) 2182 01:38:59,868 --> 01:39:01,694 - [Stacy] No fair! 2183 01:39:01,694 --> 01:39:03,134 - Oh, fuck! 2184 01:39:03,134 --> 01:39:05,301 (booming) 2185 01:39:07,902 --> 01:39:09,741 - That was awesome. 2186 01:39:09,741 --> 01:39:10,908 - [Stink] Dog! 2187 01:39:14,306 --> 01:39:15,938 - What? 2188 01:39:15,938 --> 01:39:18,756 (groaning) 2189 01:39:18,756 --> 01:39:21,006 (retching) 2190 01:39:22,186 --> 01:39:24,436 (coughing) 2191 01:40:08,238 --> 01:40:10,738 (light music) 2192 01:40:26,004 --> 01:40:28,082 - You think I could get one of those? 2193 01:40:28,082 --> 01:40:30,249 - [Stink] Fuck, it worked! 2194 01:40:37,312 --> 01:40:38,624 - Why am I alive? 2195 01:40:38,624 --> 01:40:39,857 Why would you do this? 2196 01:40:39,857 --> 01:40:40,733 Why did you do this? 2197 01:40:40,733 --> 01:40:41,718 What am I gonna do? 2198 01:40:41,718 --> 01:40:46,718 Jessica, Jessica, what am I gonna do? (sobbing) 2199 01:40:47,990 --> 01:40:48,992 What am I gonna do, 2200 01:40:48,992 --> 01:40:50,707 what am I gonna do now? 2201 01:40:50,707 --> 01:40:52,290 What am I gonna do? 2202 01:40:55,740 --> 01:40:56,573 - Live. 2203 01:41:00,912 --> 01:41:05,912 ♪ You are my heart ♪ 2204 01:41:06,083 --> 01:41:08,496 ♪ Teenage ♪ 2205 01:41:08,496 --> 01:41:11,824 ♪ Bloodsucking bimbos ♪ 2206 01:41:11,824 --> 01:41:14,568 ♪ Teenage ♪ 2207 01:41:14,568 --> 01:41:19,568 ♪ Bloodsucking bimbos ♪ 2208 01:41:24,231 --> 01:41:27,815 ♪ Beware their cunning plight ♪ 2209 01:41:27,815 --> 01:41:30,888 ♪ It's an act, they wanna bite ♪ 2210 01:41:30,888 --> 01:41:33,959 ♪ Run fast, don't dare look back ♪ 2211 01:41:33,959 --> 01:41:37,440 ♪ You are under attack ♪ 2212 01:41:37,440 --> 01:41:40,383 ♪ She promised a night of bliss ♪ 2213 01:41:40,383 --> 01:41:44,000 ♪ Can't resist this little miss ♪ 2214 01:41:44,000 --> 01:41:46,800 ♪ At first she gave you a rise ♪ 2215 01:41:46,800 --> 01:41:50,473 ♪ Now there's nothing between your thighs ♪ 2216 01:41:50,473 --> 01:41:55,473 ♪ In her embrace you will get stuck ♪ 2217 01:41:58,225 --> 01:42:03,225 ♪ 'cause being a teenager sucks ♪ 2218 01:42:03,257 --> 01:42:05,833 ♪ Teenage ♪ 2219 01:42:05,833 --> 01:42:09,225 ♪ Bloodsucking bimbos ♪ 2220 01:42:09,225 --> 01:42:12,185 ♪ Teenage ♪ 2221 01:42:12,185 --> 01:42:15,352 ♪ Bloodsucking bimbos ♪ 2222 01:42:18,465 --> 01:42:21,882 - [Trish] Do you think you can handle us? 2223 01:42:24,473 --> 01:42:25,806 All three of us? 2224 01:42:29,194 --> 01:42:33,027 (light electronic rock music) 2225 01:43:10,571 --> 01:43:13,691 ♪ You are waiting ♪ 2226 01:43:13,691 --> 01:43:16,395 ♪ For something ♪ 2227 01:43:16,395 --> 01:43:18,699 ♪ A poor thing ♪ 2228 01:43:18,699 --> 01:43:21,403 ♪ To rest ♪ 2229 01:43:21,403 --> 01:43:24,091 ♪ I am someone ♪ 2230 01:43:24,091 --> 01:43:26,827 ♪ Not for nothing ♪ 2231 01:43:26,827 --> 01:43:29,342 ♪ Don't throw this ♪ 2232 01:43:29,342 --> 01:43:32,611 ♪ Away ♪ 2233 01:43:32,611 --> 01:43:37,611 ♪ You kill me ♪ 2234 01:43:37,715 --> 01:43:42,715 ♪ You fill me ♪ 2235 01:43:42,851 --> 01:43:45,507 ♪ You don't care ♪ 2236 01:43:45,507 --> 01:43:48,672 ♪ You don't want ♪ 2237 01:43:48,672 --> 01:43:53,672 ♪ Me ♪ 2238 01:43:53,875 --> 01:43:56,051 ♪ I'm a problem ♪ 2239 01:43:56,051 --> 01:43:58,739 ♪ What solutions ♪ 2240 01:43:58,739 --> 01:44:01,331 ♪ Doesn't matter ♪ 2241 01:44:01,331 --> 01:44:04,003 ♪ This day ♪ 2242 01:44:04,003 --> 01:44:06,595 ♪ I am someone ♪ 2243 01:44:06,595 --> 01:44:09,347 ♪ Not for nothing ♪ 2244 01:44:09,347 --> 01:44:11,955 ♪ Don't throw this ♪ 2245 01:44:11,955 --> 01:44:15,235 ♪ Away ♪ 2246 01:44:15,235 --> 01:44:20,163 ♪ You kill me ♪ 2247 01:44:20,163 --> 01:44:25,163 ♪ You fill me ♪ 2248 01:44:25,531 --> 01:44:28,219 ♪ You don't care ♪ 2249 01:44:28,219 --> 01:44:31,240 ♪ You don't want ♪ 2250 01:44:31,240 --> 01:44:32,990 ♪ Me ♪ 2251 01:44:57,751 --> 01:45:02,751 ♪ Just kill me ♪ 2252 01:45:02,887 --> 01:45:07,887 ♪ You fill me ♪ 2253 01:45:08,055 --> 01:45:10,791 ♪ You don't care ♪ 2254 01:45:10,791 --> 01:45:13,847 ♪ You don't want ♪ 2255 01:45:13,847 --> 01:45:18,847 ♪ Me ♪ 2256 01:45:19,299 --> 01:45:21,829 ♪ You'll find her ♪ 2257 01:45:21,829 --> 01:45:24,503 ♪ You'll find her ♪ 2258 01:45:24,503 --> 01:45:27,047 ♪ Right here ♪ 2259 01:45:27,047 --> 01:45:29,214 ♪ With me ♪