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attention students meet in the
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auditorium today at 2pm
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luxury condos available soon schedule a
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luxury condos available soon schedule a

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luxury condos available soon schedule a
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attention students

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so

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cps schools have been closed for more

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cps schools have been closed for more
than a year due to contract disputes and

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than a year due to contract disputes and
budget cuts

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budget cuts
parents and students are eager for a

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parents and students are eager for a
solution

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solution
i really like routine in my life i mean

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i really like routine in my life i mean
and
and
school just kind of provided me with

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school just kind of provided me with
that and i need

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that and i need
to get back into model u.n honestly i

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to get back into model u.n honestly i
thought i was gonna get this little

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thought i was gonna get this little
monster into kindergarten

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monster into kindergarten
tech giant larry allen is rolling out

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tech giant larry allen is rolling out
his much anticipated solution to this

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his much anticipated solution to this
year-long standstill as we speak my name

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year-long standstill as we speak my name
is larry allen and i am very excited to

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is larry allen and i am very excited to
present to you

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present to you
the future of education this is

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the future of education this is
schoolnet

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schoolnet
everyone deserves to be a part of this

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everyone deserves to be a part of this
revolution

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revolution
and no one should be left behind now

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and no one should be left behind now
we're just going to end up being mutant

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we're just going to end up being mutant
kids

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kids
have technology have biology

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have technology have biology
walking around pooping out motherboards

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walking around pooping out motherboards
remaining members of the now defunct

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remaining members of the now defunct
chicago teachers union

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chicago teachers union
are calling this announcement one of the

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are calling this announcement one of the
biggest corporate takeovers

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biggest corporate takeovers
in modern history this is like the

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in modern history this is like the
biggest corporate takeover ever

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biggest corporate takeover ever
they don't care about these kids all

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they don't care about these kids all
they care about is the bottom line

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they care about is the bottom line
money oh kids come and sit on a toilet

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money oh kids come and sit on a toilet
all day

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all day
with your fancy headset on and just sit

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with your fancy headset on and just sit
there drooling and pissing on yourself

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there drooling and pissing on yourself
all day

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all day
using the latest groundbreaking

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using the latest groundbreaking
technology i have created

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technology i have created
schoolmen schoolnet gives all of us the

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schoolmen schoolnet gives all of us the
opportunity to learn whatever we want

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opportunity to learn whatever we want
reality is just simulation

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changed

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so

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so
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all right miss anderson do you have

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all right miss anderson do you have
anything to say for yourself

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anything to say for yourself
anything uh can i have my phone back

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anything uh can i have my phone back
what absolutely not sir this woman

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what absolutely not sir this woman
stole my phone and won't give it back do

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stole my phone and won't give it back do
you know what we found

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you know what we found
on this phone you can't just go through

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on this phone you can't just go through
my stuff without my permission this is a

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my stuff without my permission this is a
matter of safety

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matter of safety
and security mia and i don't appreciate

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and security mia and i don't appreciate
you interrupting me

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you interrupting me
i didn't do anything and speaking of

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i didn't do anything and speaking of
being rude and disrespectful let me

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being rude and disrespectful let me
apologize for miss meyer's behavior

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apologize for miss meyer's behavior
she can get a little bit worked up

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she can get a little bit worked up
sometimes she's probably a little bit

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sometimes she's probably a little bit
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drunk
hello nia it's so nice to finally meet

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hello nia it's so nice to finally meet
you can you do an air handshake

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you can you do an air handshake
okay sorry old man joke so i'm going to

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okay sorry old man joke so i'm going to
get right down to it

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get right down to it
you are a very impressive young woman i

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you are a very impressive young woman i
was able to sit through some of the code

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was able to sit through some of the code
you used to hack our announcement i mean

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you used to hack our announcement i mean
it was like poetry

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it was like poetry
we need young people like you in our

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we need young people like you in our
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company
are you familiar with uh white hat

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are you familiar with uh white hat
hacking yeah

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hacking yeah
okay yes dumb question well we really

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okay yes dumb question well we really
need someone to do exactly that for

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need someone to do exactly that for
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schoolnet
how would you like to work for us and

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how would you like to work for us and
actually get paid for this kind of stuff

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actually get paid for this kind of stuff
before you answer come to the office

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before you answer come to the office
see what we're about all right i've got

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see what we're about all right i've got
a few pre-production nebulas for

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a few pre-production nebulas for
employees

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employees
we'll get you one just for showing up

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we'll get you one just for showing up
just for walking in the door

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just for walking in the door
hell yeah man i'm in oh

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hell yeah man i'm in oh
great okay that's awesome wonderful

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great okay that's awesome wonderful
i perfect i'm gonna send a car for you

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i perfect i'm gonna send a car for you
on monday

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on monday
and we will meet then i'll see you then

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and we will meet then i'll see you then
thank you so much

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thank you so much
awesome dude thank you see you then

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what what do you mean what

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what what do you mean what
what i'm just gonna check it out don't

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what i'm just gonna check it out don't
get off oh no don't get all

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get off oh no don't get all
what don't get all wet nothing oh don't

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what don't get all wet nothing oh don't
get all upset

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get all upset
this is fascist evil [ __ ] right here

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this is fascist evil [ __ ] right here
right no i've been saying that for

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right no i've been saying that for
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months
and now here it is coming in here oh no

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and now here it is coming in here oh no
and i'm supposed to be all like oh what

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and i'm supposed to be all like oh what
it's cool like

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it's cool like
are you done oh am i done

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are you done oh am i done
that's how you talk to me you've grown

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that's how you talk to me you've grown
up to be a real

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up to be a real
[ __ ] you know that right mom i'm wrong

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[ __ ] you know that right mom i'm wrong
i'll talk to you tomorrow okay oh you

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i'll talk to you tomorrow okay oh you
know what

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know what
what do you want me to have a job i

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what do you want me to have a job i
don't have a job okay

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don't have a job okay
that's taking people's jobs you like a

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that's taking people's jobs you like a
house you're living in you want to be

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house you're living in you want to be
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homeless
you got to think about this stuff nia oh

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you got to think about this stuff nia oh
my god whatever

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my god whatever
it's true okay

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hey oh what's up i just got home a

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hey oh what's up i just got home a
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little while ago
my mom is going totally overboard

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my mom is going totally overboard
yeah um hey so for this game uh you have

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yeah um hey so for this game uh you have
to hold the controller like a rifle

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to hold the controller like a rifle
and then you shoot at the buffalo just

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and then you shoot at the buffalo just
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like that got em
yo today was incredible i mean the video

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yo today was incredible i mean the video
of you

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of you
already has like 12 000 views

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already has like 12 000 views
i don't know what you're talking about

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i don't know what you're talking about
reality is a simulation

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reality is a simulation
that was gold i mean

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so uh i got pulled into meyer's office

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so uh i got pulled into meyer's office
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today
and we were like live chatting this

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and we were like live chatting this
schoolnet dude i mean myers was [ __ ]

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schoolnet dude i mean myers was [ __ ]
a brick but
a brick but
the schoolnet dude was actually kind of

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the schoolnet dude was actually kind of
chill what

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chill what
i mean they want to like offer me a job

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i mean they want to like offer me a job
and they're gonna
and they're gonna
give me a free nebula just for going in

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give me a free nebula just for going in
okay nia do you hear yourself

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okay nia do you hear yourself
you sound so lame oh i don't know but

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you sound so lame oh i don't know but
the dude from school that was pretty

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the dude from school that was pretty
chill

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chill
that dude sucks i mean okay i haven't

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that dude sucks i mean okay i haven't
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even
accepted the job offer yet i'm not just

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accepted the job offer yet i'm not just
gonna give up a free

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gonna give up a free
phone uh i gotta go wait lily

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phone uh i gotta go wait lily
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new player joined the game
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are you doing that do you want this

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are you doing that do you want this
power

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power
uh yeah is there a code

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uh yeah is there a code
come on dude hook it up

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come on dude hook it up
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you're gonna get that

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oh paulo oh sorry miss anderson

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oh paulo oh sorry miss anderson
i was just dropping off something for

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i was just dropping off something for
nia oh it's all right

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nia oh it's all right
uh just you know whatever say hi to your

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uh just you know whatever say hi to your
parents all right because i'm just gonna

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parents all right because i'm just gonna
go to bed

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go to bed
all right i will good night mrs anderson

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all right i will good night mrs anderson
hey uh
hey uh
you gonna that thing on monday well i

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you gonna that thing on monday well i
mean they're trying to

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mean they're trying to
charge like twenty dollars to go to that

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charge like twenty dollars to go to that
oc in pilsen

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oc in pilsen
and that's ridiculous so i'm probably

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and that's ridiculous so i'm probably
just gonna go to church or something

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just gonna go to church or something
yeah church it's like the after party

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yeah church it's like the after party
but the school in that protest

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but the school in that protest
you're going right oh yeah yeah i

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you're going right oh yeah yeah i
totally

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totally
i'm yeah i'm going take this it'll trick

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i'm yeah i'm going take this it'll trick
the drones

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the drones
oh i actually got like a ton of other

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oh i actually got like a ton of other
maps to hand out so

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maps to hand out so
i'll see you monday okay bye

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forward

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forward
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mia we've been expecting you

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mia we've been expecting you
what's with the drone like where are you

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what's with the drone like where are you
it's me larry allen

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it's me larry allen
yeah i get it but where okay good follow

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me

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me
this is where it all happens what do you

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this is where it all happens what do you
think this is cool as hell

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think this is cool as hell
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hey are you nia uh yeah what's up

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hey are you nia uh yeah what's up
sam i kind of like follow your work i

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sam i kind of like follow your work i
guess that thing you did last friday

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guess that thing you did last friday
hacking the entire network and the thing

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hacking the entire network and the thing
with max headroom that was iconic

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with max headroom that was iconic
i guess i've never really met a girl

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i guess i've never really met a girl
that could pull that kind of thing off

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that could pull that kind of thing off
before wow

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before wow
thanks yeah so i go to lab but you know

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thanks yeah so i go to lab but you know
my dad he knows larry allen so he hooked

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my dad he knows larry allen so he hooked
me up with this sweet internship here yo

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me up with this sweet internship here yo
you want to see something super dope

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you want to see something super dope
okay yeah

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so this is the red room as you can see

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so this is the red room as you can see
we have a pretty

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we have a pretty
freaking dope set up in here a couple

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freaking dope set up in here a couple
super fast processors over here

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super fast processors over here
this one has like a terabyte of ram you

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this one has like a terabyte of ram you
want to check it out you're welcome to

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want to check it out you're welcome to
i think ralph should be done soon uh

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i think ralph should be done soon uh
okay

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if you have any questions i'm right here

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welcome to the library of alexandria in

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welcome to the library of alexandria in
egypt
egypt
this place housed thousands of papyrus

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this place housed thousands of papyrus
scrolls of stories

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scrolls of stories
research mathematical equations and

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research mathematical equations and
scientific theories

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scientific theories
if you wanted to know something this was

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if you wanted to know something this was
the place to go

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the place to go
[Laughter]

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it was exactly maybe one of the lowest

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it was exactly maybe one of the lowest
points in human history

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points in human history
setting back the tide of discovery for

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setting back the tide of discovery for
well at least

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well at least
[Music]

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[Music]

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hey sam hi nia saw your work back in the

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hey sam hi nia saw your work back in the
rr

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rr
very impressive so excited to have you

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very impressive so excited to have you
on board for schoolnet

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on board for schoolnet
oh thanks larry yeah no that was super

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oh thanks larry yeah no that was super
fun
fun
uh here take a look at this offer and

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uh here take a look at this offer and
here
here
is that nebula as promised oh dude the

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is that nebula as promised oh dude the
new nebula these things are

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new nebula these things are
so dope check it out larry got me one

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so dope check it out larry got me one
too

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too
hey let's take a selfie

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oh that's so good if you look on your

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oh that's so good if you look on your
nebula uh you'll see

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nebula uh you'll see
you have about 300 in credits to use for

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you have about 300 in credits to use for
whatever you want each week okay

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whatever you want each week okay
so go wild have fun yeah

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so go wild have fun yeah
no this this offer is amazing thank you

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no this this offer is amazing thank you
so much mr allen

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so much mr allen
anything you need nia let us know okay

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anything you need nia let us know okay
we're just so happy to have you on the

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we're just so happy to have you on the
team

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team
okay so no it's absolutely a thing if

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okay so no it's absolutely a thing if
you look up on your phone you look up

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you look up on your phone you look up
like retail

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like retail
poop or retail potty like people do it

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poop or retail potty like people do it
they're like very upset with customer

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they're like very upset with customer
service and so they take it upon

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service and so they take it upon
themselves to be like how can i

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themselves to be like how can i
act up in the store oh i don't know like

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act up in the store oh i don't know like
a primate in the zoo

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a primate in the zoo
i will use my own bodily function in

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i will use my own bodily function in
protest

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protest
and they go number two they go potty and

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and they go number two they go potty and
wrap it up in some place number one i

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wrap it up in some place number one i
believe yourself

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believe yourself
oh my god it looks good that's a good

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oh my god it looks good that's a good
look

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your ride is here

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hey you double fisting

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hey you double fisting
what uh um oh

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what uh um oh
yeah right yeah hey you want to get some

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yeah right yeah hey you want to get some
fur

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oh um fly is this classic vietnamese

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oh um fly is this classic vietnamese
soup it's so

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soup it's so
good it's got like rice noodles veggies

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good it's got like rice noodles veggies
my personal favorite is the beefa but

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my personal favorite is the beefa but
you probably don't eat meat right i know

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you probably don't eat meat right i know
i uh i eat meat

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i uh i eat meat
i know what phi is perfect um yeah so

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i know what phi is perfect um yeah so
i'll see you later sweet i'll hey i'll

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i'll see you later sweet i'll hey i'll
save you a fortune cookie

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save you a fortune cookie
your ride is here

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welcome nia thank you for riding with a

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welcome nia thank you for riding with a
lift

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lift
a lift is the safest and most affordable

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a lift is the safest and most affordable
driverless car service available

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driverless car service available
download the a-lift app and listen to a

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download the a-lift app and listen to a
playlist we made just for you

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playlist we made just for you
[Applause]

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[Applause]
we value customers

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a-lift is the safest and most affordable

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a-lift is the safest and most affordable
driverless car service available

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hello it's good to see everyone

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hello it's good to see everyone
we have a special announcement coming

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we have a special announcement coming
very soon if you do not have something

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very soon if you do not have something
covering your face

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covering your face
it's time to change that now

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bye

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bye
[Music]

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uh

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[Applause]
[Applause]
[Music]

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[Applause]

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a group of masked teenagers froze in

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a group of masked teenagers froze in
downtown chicago today

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downtown chicago today
in response to the recent rollout of

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in response to the recent rollout of
schoolnet a virtual classroom

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schoolnet a virtual classroom
replacement
replacement
for chicago public schools nearby

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for chicago public schools nearby
billboard streams were hacked

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billboard streams were hacked
and played a disturbing pirate broadcast

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and played a disturbing pirate broadcast
the mysterious source of this hack

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the mysterious source of this hack
concerns local law enforcement

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concerns local law enforcement
this has me worried quite frankly they

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this has me worried quite frankly they
have to be worried a lot this is a

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have to be worried a lot this is a
breach of security it's not some just

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breach of security it's not some just
kind of silly prank this is probably

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kind of silly prank this is probably
terrorist you know i know this isn't the

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terrorist you know i know this isn't the
first time that a hack like this has

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first time that a hack like this has
happened
happened
i'm gonna go down a limb here and i'm

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i'm gonna go down a limb here and i'm
gonna say it's definitely terrorism we

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gonna say it's definitely terrorism we
gotta be strong on this

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gotta be strong on this
look you can see us in the background

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look you can see us in the background
loki you need to be more low-key

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loki you need to be more low-key
i'm just excited that we're on tv too no

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i'm just excited that we're on tv too no
no no but like in general um

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no no but like in general um
like when you're on your phone or online

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like when you're on your phone or online
you just

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you just
be careful okay

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be careful okay
[Music]

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[Music]
look there's paulo i'm gonna go say hi

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hi hi i'm lily

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hey kyle now what is the eta on the

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hey kyle now what is the eta on the
alternative center

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alternative center
about two weeks anything else before i

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about two weeks anything else before i
go

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go
hey kyle yes larry could you just talk

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hey kyle yes larry could you just talk
to me for a bit

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to me for a bit
well what do you want to talk about i

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well what do you want to talk about i
don't know man

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anything

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anything
um can i try your glasses on um

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um can i try your glasses on um
[Music]

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[Music]
the pressure that your glasses like

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the pressure that your glasses like
they're too tight almost like you have a

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they're too tight almost like you have a
small

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small
head it feels really nice on my eyes

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india i know this is like totally uncool

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india i know this is like totally uncool
but
but
i kind of need to take your phone and

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i kind of need to take your phone and
have to put it in that microwave

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have to put it in that microwave
what i'm sorry it's just louisa

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what i'm sorry it's just louisa
she's super paranoid about this kind of

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she's super paranoid about this kind of
stuff okay

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stuff okay
i promise someone's everywhere

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hey this is mia yeah hey this is nat

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hey this is mia yeah hey this is nat
that's david got jamie over there and

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that's david got jamie over there and
this is louisa

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do you know why i told paulo to put your

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do you know why i told paulo to put your
phone in the microwave

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phone in the microwave
uh because you saw it in that snowden

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uh because you saw it in that snowden
movie and thought it was super cool

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movie and thought it was super cool
oh my god you totally did just see it in

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oh my god you totally did just see it in
that movie do you know how many cameras

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that movie do you know how many cameras
you passed on your way here

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you passed on your way here
how much you come in contact with

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how much you come in contact with
network devices you know they can see

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network devices you know they can see
you through those cameras

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you through those cameras
they can control and they can manipulate

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they can control and they can manipulate
what you see on screen

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what you see on screen
they control you

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dude what the hell what are you doing

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dude what the hell what are you doing
what are you doing stop

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what are you doing stop
i just did you a favor oh yeah thank you

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i just did you a favor oh yeah thank you
you're welcome i'm so
you're welcome i'm so
grateful you have to pay for that i'm

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grateful you have to pay for that i'm
not paying for that oh

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not paying for that oh
why why would you do your own time

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why why would you do your own time
oh [ __ ] well dude i

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oh [ __ ] well dude i
think i'm sick oh okay

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think i'm sick oh okay
we can go i want to go yeah do you want

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we can go i want to go yeah do you want
this

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sorry it's okay let's get some sorry

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sorry it's okay let's get some sorry
lisa

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lisa
um hey really great job today um i'll

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um hey really great job today um i'll
see you guys later

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how do you know that girl lisa um i know

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how do you know that girl lisa um i know
we're from online

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we're from online
and all those other people too we all

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and all those other people too we all
got offered jobs by schoolnet

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got offered jobs by schoolnet
yeah we got offered the same job that

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yeah we got offered the same job that
you did what

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you did what
yeah only we said no

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yeah only we said no
ah so now they're really pissed and

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ah so now they're really pissed and
they send us weird threatening

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they send us weird threatening
notifications

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why didn't you tell me

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good morning chicago and thank you for

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good morning chicago and thank you for
tuning in

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tuning in
we have an exclusive sponsored report

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we have an exclusive sponsored report
brought to you

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brought to you
by schoolnet after a year of failed

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by schoolnet after a year of failed
negotiations

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negotiations
students in chicago are finally back in

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students in chicago are finally back in
school but these classrooms

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school but these classrooms
might not be what you expect schoolnet

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might not be what you expect schoolnet
is a virtual reality education system

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is a virtual reality education system
a simulated environment where students

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a simulated environment where students
can explore

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can explore
learn and ultimately earn a high school

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learn and ultimately earn a high school
diploma we met with several students and

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diploma we met with several students and
parents

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parents
to see how this new program is going

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to see how this new program is going
yeah it's great

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yeah it's great
i really i mean i like it she likes it

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i really i mean i like it she likes it
right she hold it

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right she hold it
she we like it just give it to me i

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she we like it just give it to me i
don't care whatever

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don't care whatever
all right let's go i'm all for

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all right let's go i'm all for
i mean i think this is great like the

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i mean i think this is great like the
friends i've made on here

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friends i've made on here
are way better than the ones in real

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are way better than the ones in real
life while most students are enjoying

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life while most students are enjoying
their free vr headsets

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their free vr headsets
others are abusing this generous

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others are abusing this generous
privilege provided by schoolnet

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privilege provided by schoolnet
recent data shows that a handful of

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recent data shows that a handful of
students are misusing

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students are misusing
and or hacking the hardware to ensure

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and or hacking the hardware to ensure
that all students can safely

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that all students can safely
and securely get an education schoolnet

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and securely get an education schoolnet
is building an
is building an
alternative center troubled students

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alternative center troubled students
will get the help they need

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will get the help they need
in a safe and secure environment

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hey nia do you have a second can we talk

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00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:35,760
hey nia do you have a second can we talk
i'm sorry i'm going to be like no i i've

449
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:37,679
i'm sorry i'm going to be like no i i've
got to go i'm sorry i'll talk to you

450
00:25:37,679 --> 00:25:40,240
got to go i'm sorry i'll talk to you
tonight okay

451
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,840
bye

452
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:57,039
thank you for riding with

453
00:25:57,039 --> 00:26:00,320
thank you for riding with
hey nia hey larry sorry

454
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:03,200
hey nia hey larry sorry
um i was just kind of plugged in that is

455
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:07,360
um i was just kind of plugged in that is
why
why
i love you i'm that's why i love your

456
00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:08,080
i love you i'm that's why i love your
work

457
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,960
work
i really i love your work and your work

458
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,320
i really i love your work and your work
ethic

459
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:15,120
ethic
creepy dude no uh what's up did you have

460
00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:16,000
creepy dude no uh what's up did you have
a question

461
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000
a question
nia we made a video for you and we are

462
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,400
nia we made a video for you and we are
just so proud so this is from your

463
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:25,840
just so proud so this is from your
buddies at schoolnet

464
00:26:25,919 --> 00:26:29,600
oh hey neo what up chica you are looking

465
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:30,799
oh hey neo what up chica you are looking
fabulous today

466
00:26:30,799 --> 00:26:33,200
fabulous today
and that's why you are employee of the

467
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,640
and that's why you are employee of the
month

468
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:37,600
month
you get a 1k bonus you get a 200 github

469
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:38,240
you get a 1k bonus you get a 200 github
credit

470
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,960
credit
and a feature in chicago vision magazine

471
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:41,919
and a feature in chicago vision magazine
how does that sound

472
00:26:41,919 --> 00:26:45,120
how does that sound
that's amazing i know it does remember

473
00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:47,360
that's amazing i know it does remember
you are a rebel girl you are changing

474
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:49,120
you are a rebel girl you are changing
this world you keep doing you

475
00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:53,279
this world you keep doing you
and schoolnet loves it we love you nia

476
00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:55,240
and schoolnet loves it we love you nia
you're very adept at cody

477
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,279
you're very adept at cody
congratulations

478
00:26:57,279 --> 00:27:00,400
congratulations
glad you're on board neil great job

479
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,559
glad you're on board neil great job
congratulations to the dopest white hat

480
00:27:02,559 --> 00:27:04,720
congratulations to the dopest white hat
hacker to ever live and my best friend

481
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:07,679
hacker to ever live and my best friend
nia anderson nia you're contributing to

482
00:27:07,679 --> 00:27:09,919
nia anderson nia you're contributing to
civilization in a positive way

483
00:27:09,919 --> 00:27:11,440
civilization in a positive way
yeah you make every day feel like a

484
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:14,080
yeah you make every day feel like a
birthday everybody agrees

485
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:16,799
birthday everybody agrees
you are the bee's knees keep up the hard

486
00:27:16,799 --> 00:27:21,840
you are the bee's knees keep up the hard
work and enjoy that bonus

487
00:27:27,919 --> 00:27:31,279
kyle what is the joke of the day

488
00:27:31,279 --> 00:27:33,760
kyle what is the joke of the day
i have a step ladder i never knew my

489
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:35,840
i have a step ladder i never knew my
real ladder

490
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:39,279
real ladder
not bad okay

491
00:27:39,279 --> 00:27:41,440
not bad okay
uh how about a song can you make up a

492
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:44,000
uh how about a song can you make up a
song this uses a lot of energy

493
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:49,840
song this uses a lot of energy
and i don't want to do it damn it

494
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,679
wow that's that sounds like the beatles

495
00:27:57,679 --> 00:27:59,760
wow that's that sounds like the beatles
i didn't know you liked the beatles cops

496
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:01,760
i didn't know you liked the beatles cops
you have a call from this brother yeah i

497
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:02,880
you have a call from this brother yeah i
know vince put him on

498
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:05,360
know vince put him on
voice only i do not want him to see me

499
00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:07,120
voice only i do not want him to see me
hey vinny how are you

500
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:08,880
hey vinny how are you
hey lair uh glad i could get a hold of

501
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:10,320
hey lair uh glad i could get a hold of
you of course

502
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:13,120
you of course
anything for you you and your company

503
00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:15,520
anything for you you and your company
are
are
very important to me we are so glad to

504
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:16,640
very important to me we are so glad to
have you on board

505
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,880
have you on board
talk to everybody like that lair like

506
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:20,640
talk to everybody like that lair like
what listen to everybody man we're going

507
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:22,960
what listen to everybody man we're going
through some of the early data and it's

508
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,679
through some of the early data and it's
a lot of data which is great one problem

509
00:28:25,679 --> 00:28:26,480
a lot of data which is great one problem
is that

510
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,399
is that
do you know what we invested in euler

511
00:28:28,399 --> 00:28:29,520
do you know what we invested in euler
because print died

512
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,679
because print died
and fed into digital which died and fed

513
00:28:31,679 --> 00:28:32,720
and fed into digital which died and fed
into video

514
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:34,480
into video
and those three mediums died for one

515
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,480
and those three mediums died for one
reason is that the one after it could

516
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,399
reason is that the one after it could
segment its audience in a more effective

517
00:28:38,399 --> 00:28:39,360
segment its audience in a more effective
affordable way

518
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:41,440
affordable way
we believe you're that next platform

519
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:43,679
we believe you're that next platform
however the three things those mediums

520
00:28:43,679 --> 00:28:45,200
however the three things those mediums
did that you're not doing

521
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:48,080
did that you're not doing
is that they served the freaking ad if

522
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:49,679
is that they served the freaking ad if
you're not serving an ad you're worse

523
00:28:49,679 --> 00:28:50,640
you're not serving an ad you're worse
than printing your

524
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:52,880
than printing your
paper without text on it so let's figure

525
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:54,880
paper without text on it so let's figure
out what we're not serving any ads

526
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:56,320
out what we're not serving any ads
data showing nothing showing up all

527
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:59,279
data showing nothing showing up all
right well

528
00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:02,320
right well
[ __ ] i'm i'm sorry okay we'll

529
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,880
[ __ ] i'm i'm sorry okay we'll
we'll definitely take care of that i

530
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:07,039
we'll definitely take care of that i
just

531
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:12,159
hey do you like the beatles what hey

532
00:29:12,159 --> 00:29:15,039
hey do you like the beatles what hey
kyle
kyle
yes larry play the play the song you

533
00:29:15,039 --> 00:29:17,520
yes larry play the play the song you
played for me

534
00:29:22,559 --> 00:29:24,799
larry i'm gonna go figure out the ad

535
00:29:24,799 --> 00:29:25,840
larry i'm gonna go figure out the ad
problem okay good

536
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:30,399
problem okay good
day i'll turn it off song sucks

537
00:29:31,679 --> 00:29:33,440
i don't know about you guys but i'm just

538
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,760
i don't know about you guys but i'm just
feeling so bummed out lately

539
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:38,640
feeling so bummed out lately
you know it's just awful every day it's

540
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:39,360
you know it's just awful every day it's
worse

541
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:42,000
worse
i can't shake it it's like it's so bleak

542
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,440
i can't shake it it's like it's so bleak
you know anything we should do guys

543
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:45,039
you know anything we should do guys
we should protest we should get out

544
00:29:45,039 --> 00:29:46,559
we should protest we should get out
there on the streets and fight or we can

545
00:29:46,559 --> 00:29:49,200
there on the streets and fight or we can
just
just
find those things and smash them yeah

546
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,520
find those things and smash them yeah
yeah i got an idea

547
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:54,960
yeah i got an idea
so what if we get some acid some speed

548
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,440
so what if we get some acid some speed
some mollies put it in their drinking

549
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:58,320
some mollies put it in their drinking
water

550
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:02,080
water
freak them all out we make a viral video

551
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:03,679
freak them all out we make a viral video
you know what we could do we can get

552
00:30:03,679 --> 00:30:06,159
you know what we could do we can get
bags of [ __ ] we light them on fire

553
00:30:06,159 --> 00:30:07,600
bags of [ __ ] we light them on fire
and put them right out in front of their

554
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,480
and put them right out in front of their
offices yeah like dog [ __ ] or human [ __ ]

555
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,110
offices yeah like dog [ __ ] or human [ __ ]
oh stinking mate

556
00:30:12,110 --> 00:30:14,640
oh stinking mate
[Music]

557
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:18,240
[Music]
hey no i'm good nope it's fine uh

558
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:22,159
hey no i'm good nope it's fine uh
hey nance what about mia like she

559
00:30:22,159 --> 00:30:23,679
hey nance what about mia like she
she's like a programmer right couldn't

560
00:30:23,679 --> 00:30:26,000
she's like a programmer right couldn't
she like

561
00:30:26,159 --> 00:30:37,200
that's not gonna

562
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:40,399
that's not gonna
uh yeah yeah i'm fine

563
00:30:40,399 --> 00:30:44,159
uh yeah yeah i'm fine
how's work works all right

564
00:30:44,159 --> 00:30:47,760
how's work works all right
money's great starting to get a little

565
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:50,799
money's great starting to get a little
boring though

566
00:30:50,799 --> 00:30:52,880
boring though
yeah we should bring back max headroom

567
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:54,399
yeah we should bring back max headroom
but like at my work

568
00:30:54,399 --> 00:30:58,159
but like at my work
there's this dude ralph and he like

569
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:05,840
always

570
00:31:06,730 --> 00:31:09,799
[Music]

571
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,799
[ __ ] this looks bad they sent that

572
00:31:14,799 --> 00:31:16,640
[ __ ] this looks bad they sent that
message to all of us

573
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:19,760
message to all of us
me paulo louisa i've never seen anything

574
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:21,440
me paulo louisa i've never seen anything
about any of this at work

575
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:23,919
about any of this at work
yeah i can't get sent there my dad is

576
00:31:23,919 --> 00:31:25,919
yeah i can't get sent there my dad is
gonna be so pissed and he's already like

577
00:31:25,919 --> 00:31:28,640
gonna be so pissed and he's already like
so paranoid

578
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,480
so paranoid
my cousin summer was caught with weed

579
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:32,000
my cousin summer was caught with weed
three years ago and he's still not

580
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,279
three years ago and he's still not
allowed in the house

581
00:31:33,279 --> 00:31:35,039
allowed in the house
that's a little overboard yeah totally

582
00:31:35,039 --> 00:31:37,919
that's a little overboard yeah totally
overboard for you

583
00:31:37,919 --> 00:31:39,919
overboard for you
i almost got so sick when i heard them

584
00:31:39,919 --> 00:31:41,360
i almost got so sick when i heard them
call our hacks

585
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:45,960
call our hacks
terrorist attacks on the news

586
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:50,959
terrorist attacks on the news
[Music]

587
00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:01,840
mia i'm worried about your mother

588
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:09,840
she doesn't really mean i'm worried

589
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:11,919
she doesn't really mean i'm worried
about you too nia

590
00:32:11,919 --> 00:32:14,880
about you too nia
you and i are both rebels but we know

591
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:15,360
you and i are both rebels but we know
how to

592
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:18,399
how to
channel that energy this stuff it's just

593
00:32:18,399 --> 00:32:19,279
channel that energy this stuff it's just
crazy

594
00:32:19,279 --> 00:32:21,440
crazy
yeah yeah i'm worried that your mom

595
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:22,480
yeah yeah i'm worried that your mom
might be toxic

596
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:24,960
might be toxic
and might hurt you emotionally or

597
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:26,840
and might hurt you emotionally or
eventually

598
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:29,840
eventually
physically oh god

599
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:31,519
physically oh god
why didn't you let me just mia we want

600
00:32:31,519 --> 00:32:34,000
why didn't you let me just mia we want
to guarantee the safety and security of

601
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:37,440
to guarantee the safety and security of
all of our
all of our
employees i want you to consider

602
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:38,720
employees i want you to consider
relocating

603
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:40,720
relocating
there are state-of-the-art condos

604
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:42,720
there are state-of-the-art condos
located in this building

605
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:45,760
located in this building
and i reserved one for you rent free

606
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:47,200
and i reserved one for you rent free
i don't really think that you're going

607
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,039
i don't really think that you're going
to be 18 in less than a month

608
00:32:49,039 --> 00:32:51,600
to be 18 in less than a month
this is an opportunity for you to be

609
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:52,559
this is an opportunity for you to be
free

610
00:32:52,559 --> 00:32:54,640
free
free to do whatever you want with no

611
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,320
free to do whatever you want with no
negative nancy

612
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,640
negative nancy
well i'll help you consider the offer

613
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:00,399
well i'll help you consider the offer
and start packing your things

614
00:33:00,399 --> 00:33:11,840
and start packing your things
i have to go be safe yeah

615
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,200
hey um we should totally get some pokey

616
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:18,159
hey um we should totally get some pokey
tonight it's like

617
00:33:18,159 --> 00:33:21,200
tonight it's like
this super dope hawaiian fish salad it's

618
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:22,799
this super dope hawaiian fish salad it's
got like i think salmon i already got

619
00:33:22,799 --> 00:33:25,519
got like i think salmon i already got
planned sam

620
00:33:25,519 --> 00:33:28,559
planned sam
great yeah can we do that sure but

621
00:33:28,559 --> 00:33:31,600
great yeah can we do that sure but
just so you know my dad has some really

622
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:32,880
just so you know my dad has some really
great connections and he can get us

623
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:34,720
great connections and he can get us
reservations at like any restaurant in

624
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:36,000
reservations at like any restaurant in
the city so we should totally get some

625
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,760
the city so we should totally get some
dinner sometime all right dude i'll

626
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:38,880
dinner sometime all right dude i'll
catch you at work

627
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:41,440
catch you at work
yeah uh thanks for the ride thank you

628
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:42,960
yeah uh thanks for the ride thank you
for riding with alip

629
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:53,840
for riding with alip
all righty

630
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:56,960
use voice commands to adjust the

631
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,720
use voice commands to adjust the
temperature

632
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:02,159
temperature
rerouting wait excuse me

633
00:34:02,159 --> 00:34:05,279
rerouting wait excuse me
rerouting um please contact

634
00:34:05,279 --> 00:34:08,240
rerouting um please contact
customer service customer service wrong

635
00:34:08,240 --> 00:34:11,040
customer service customer service wrong
direct
direct
this is the wrong direction error go to

636
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:12,960
this is the wrong direction error go to
clark and lawrence

637
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:18,320
clark and lawrence
clark and lori routing this is wrong

638
00:34:18,839 --> 00:34:21,219
oh

639
00:34:21,219 --> 00:34:24,329
oh
[Music]

640
00:34:30,879 --> 00:34:35,839
let me out help

641
00:34:48,639 --> 00:34:51,919
oh my god why would you do that that was

642
00:34:51,919 --> 00:34:52,240
oh my god why would you do that that was
so

643
00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:54,159
so
not cool we're not sorry it's the only

644
00:34:54,159 --> 00:34:56,159
not cool we're not sorry it's the only
way we could do it

645
00:34:56,159 --> 00:35:00,079
way we could do it
are you okay yeah i'm okay

646
00:35:00,079 --> 00:35:01,680
are you okay yeah i'm okay
all those uh sparkling water that i

647
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,440
all those uh sparkling water that i
think i have a mild allergy it makes my

648
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:05,119
think i have a mild allergy it makes my
throat a little itchy so you just got a

649
00:35:05,119 --> 00:35:08,720
throat a little itchy so you just got a
reg h2o just wreckage

650
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:13,440
hey where where bear how

651
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:16,320
hey where where bear how
is the food that's fine tom you should

652
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:17,760
is the food that's fine tom you should
be here for it

653
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:20,000
be here for it
all right uh who's gonna start us off

654
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,280
all right uh who's gonna start us off
today

655
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:22,960
today
can't we get more kids to attend i mean

656
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:24,480
can't we get more kids to attend i mean
even if they log into the damn thing for

657
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:26,079
even if they log into the damn thing for
just like a second then we'll have more

658
00:35:26,079 --> 00:35:28,160
just like a second then we'll have more
of that
of that
sweet sweet cash flow from the state

659
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:29,200
sweet sweet cash flow from the state
that we can move around a little bit

660
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:30,400
that we can move around a little bit
later it's not going to matter how much

661
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:31,839
later it's not going to matter how much
stay cash we have

662
00:35:31,839 --> 00:35:33,839
stay cash we have
if we don't focus on retention error

663
00:35:33,839 --> 00:35:36,240
if we don't focus on retention error
listen if the kids aren't seeing the ads

664
00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:38,079
listen if the kids aren't seeing the ads
ain't gotta matter buddy you know

665
00:35:38,079 --> 00:35:39,920
ain't gotta matter buddy you know
actually ad stops kind of a dimple on

666
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:41,760
actually ad stops kind of a dimple on
our butt right now because

667
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:45,440
our butt right now because
it's not letting the ads themselves play

668
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:48,320
it's not letting the ads themselves play
why do you have ad stop on the sets

669
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:49,280
why do you have ad stop on the sets
larry

670
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,920
larry
i'm not doing it come on it's these

671
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:54,400
i'm not doing it come on it's these
computer hackers they sit at home

672
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:59,839
computer hackers they sit at home
and then they mess with our ad

673
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:12,079
[Applause]

674
00:36:12,079 --> 00:36:14,240
[Applause]
do you know why you're here you're here

675
00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:16,079
do you know why you're here you're here
because you can help us nia

676
00:36:16,079 --> 00:36:18,320
because you can help us nia
you can help save chicago students i

677
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:19,599
you can help save chicago students i
want to show you something

678
00:36:19,599 --> 00:36:27,500
want to show you something
jamie the feed

679
00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:30,570
jamie the feed
[Music]

680
00:36:33,839 --> 00:36:36,400
what's happening look the hackers are

681
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:37,359
what's happening look the hackers are
under control

682
00:36:37,359 --> 00:36:39,040
under control
it's not a big deal you're making a

683
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:40,560
it's not a big deal you're making a
bigger deal out of this than it needs to

684
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:41,040
bigger deal out of this than it needs to
be

685
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:43,040
be
we got it covered larry why don't we

686
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:44,720
we got it covered larry why don't we
just what do you hire them

687
00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:47,119
just what do you hire them
you know like uh like the cia and that

688
00:36:47,119 --> 00:36:49,359
you know like uh like the cia and that
fake chex guy like hanks and uh

689
00:36:49,359 --> 00:36:51,040
fake chex guy like hanks and uh
like hangs and leo only just hangs to

690
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:53,119
like hangs and leo only just hangs to
leo yeah

691
00:36:53,119 --> 00:36:56,240
leo yeah
we've tried that um we actually have one

692
00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:57,520
we've tried that um we actually have one
that's working out really well

693
00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:00,880
that's working out really well
the other ones are

694
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:05,119
just more difficult have i shown you

695
00:37:05,119 --> 00:37:06,880
just more difficult have i shown you
guys the alternative center

696
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:09,839
guys the alternative center
actually

697
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:16,640
our names are not attached to this right

698
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:23,760
our names are not attached to this right
get it off the screen there

699
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:27,040
get it off the screen there
this is the alternative center it has

700
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:28,480
this is the alternative center it has
one purpose

701
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,800
one purpose
control a system program to understand

702
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,240
control a system program to understand
rules and order

703
00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:34,000
rules and order
and the things that larry allen

704
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,599
and the things that larry allen
programmed it to understand

705
00:37:35,599 --> 00:37:37,920
programmed it to understand
anything outside of these rules this

706
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:39,920
anything outside of these rules this
order this programming is considered a

707
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:40,640
order this programming is considered a
threat

708
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:43,920
threat
something to be eliminated erased larry

709
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:46,240
something to be eliminated erased larry
allen will do just about anything to

710
00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:48,320
allen will do just about anything to
maintain control of schoolnet

711
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:51,839
maintain control of schoolnet
like this

712
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:58,160
stop david stop the simulation

713
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:01,200
dang i'm sorry are you okay will you

714
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:03,839
dang i'm sorry are you okay will you
help us
help us
fight the machine transform it from

715
00:38:03,839 --> 00:38:05,839
fight the machine transform it from
within or will larry allen

716
00:38:05,839 --> 00:38:08,960
within or will larry allen
turn you into this

717
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,119
turn you into this
claire seriously lara let's uh let's

718
00:38:11,119 --> 00:38:12,400
claire seriously lara let's uh let's
talk engagement all right

719
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:14,640
talk engagement all right
it's two and a half months in and uh the

720
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:15,680
it's two and a half months in and uh the
kids don't even know how to use the

721
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:16,960
kids don't even know how to use the
goddamn controllers

722
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:19,839
goddamn controllers
what's going on here look our people are

723
00:38:19,839 --> 00:38:21,200
what's going on here look our people are
working on something

724
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,680
working on something
why don't you just do like pocket man

725
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:24,560
why don't you just do like pocket man
what

726
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:26,400
what
never pac-man it was like that game

727
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:27,599
never pac-man it was like that game
where you went around with your phone

728
00:38:27,599 --> 00:38:28,560
where you went around with your phone
when you

729
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,960
when you
get little critters yeah you train them

730
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:32,560
get little critters yeah you train them
hatch them yeah

731
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,400
hatch them yeah
i got to level 20 like two weeks there

732
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:35,920
i got to level 20 like two weeks there
yeah it was addictive yeah that's good

733
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:37,680
yeah it was addictive yeah that's good
yeah yeah it's real simple just give

734
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:39,359
yeah yeah it's real simple just give
them something to collect and

735
00:38:39,359 --> 00:38:41,440
them something to collect and
set up those competition gyms you know

736
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:42,960
set up those competition gyms you know
kids have to learn the controls so they

737
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:44,720
kids have to learn the controls so they
can navigate the area

738
00:38:44,720 --> 00:38:47,119
can navigate the area
give my little things to collect and

739
00:38:47,119 --> 00:38:48,560
give my little things to collect and
reward them with some

740
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,000
reward them with some
yeah you're on them the coins at first

741
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,920
yeah you're on them the coins at first
right free coins no problem

742
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:54,079
right free coins no problem
coins coming with the in-app purchase

743
00:38:54,079 --> 00:38:56,079
coins coming with the in-app purchase
and then you get more coins

744
00:38:56,079 --> 00:38:58,320
and then you get more coins
with product purchases you can plug them

745
00:38:58,320 --> 00:38:59,200
with product purchases you can plug them
for hours yes

746
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:01,680
for hours yes
more coins with uh chicken in your store

747
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:02,880
more coins with uh chicken in your store
downloading your app

748
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:04,800
downloading your app
larry you really gotta count on us for

749
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:07,520
larry you really gotta count on us for
all the good ideas

750
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:11,040
it's perfect you know when i eat raw

751
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:12,560
it's perfect you know when i eat raw
broccoli i always get a little

752
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:14,560
broccoli i always get a little
scratchy throat does everything make

753
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,160
scratchy throat does everything make
your throat scratching

754
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:19,599
your throat scratching
i have a lot of mild allergies

755
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:24,560
this is only going to get worse they're

756
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:26,079
this is only going to get worse they're
going to make a lot of money in chicago

757
00:39:26,079 --> 00:39:29,200
going to make a lot of money in chicago
and then it's gonna spread oh

758
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:32,560
and then it's gonna spread oh
god you're a bummer man well i mean

759
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:34,400
god you're a bummer man well i mean
they're gonna ditch schoolnet if they

760
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:36,400
they're gonna ditch schoolnet if they
can't make money off of it right

761
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:37,920
can't make money off of it right
so we just gotta get em when everyone's

762
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:39,839
so we just gotta get em when everyone's
watching like during that pocket man

763
00:39:39,839 --> 00:39:43,520
watching like during that pocket man
thing the pocket man tournament

764
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,920
thing the pocket man tournament
mia

765
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:52,329
[Music]

766
00:39:54,839 --> 00:39:57,839
mia

767
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:03,839
[Music]

768
00:40:03,839 --> 00:40:06,319
[Music]
good morning school nethers i have an

769
00:40:06,319 --> 00:40:07,680
good morning school nethers i have an
important announcement so

770
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:10,160
important announcement so
listen good and tell your friends

771
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:11,920
listen good and tell your friends
schoolnet is launching a new program

772
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:12,480
schoolnet is launching a new program
called

773
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:16,160
called
[ __ ] man 4 000.

774
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:19,359
[ __ ] man 4 000.
get your game on asap because at the end

775
00:40:19,359 --> 00:40:20,400
get your game on asap because at the end
of this week

776
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:23,119
of this week
spoon that is hosting a pocket mad 4000

777
00:40:23,119 --> 00:40:26,480
spoon that is hosting a pocket mad 4000
tournament
tournament
third place receives a brand new nebula

778
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:28,480
third place receives a brand new nebula
second place receives a year of free

779
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:29,760
second place receives a year of free
rides through a lift

780
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,839
rides through a lift
and the third place winner receives a

781
00:40:31,839 --> 00:40:33,040
and the third place winner receives a
four thousand dollar

782
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:35,280
four thousand dollar
cash prize and the comedy type of

783
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:38,280
cash prize and the comedy type of
[ __ ] master

784
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:46,560
[ __ ] master
[Music]

785
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,880
i'm stumped what was in that firmware

786
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,960
i'm stumped what was in that firmware
update

787
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:53,839
update
wouldn't you like to know

788
00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:59,040
all right so this is what they got

789
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:01,920
oh i love pocket man why'd they have to

790
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:03,119
oh i love pocket man why'd they have to
do pokemon like this

791
00:41:03,119 --> 00:41:05,280
do pokemon like this
they destroy everything that's beautiful

792
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:06,880
they destroy everything that's beautiful
yeah i know

793
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:08,079
yeah i know
and here are the parts of the new

794
00:41:08,079 --> 00:41:10,880
and here are the parts of the new
firmware update

795
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:13,520
hey wait wait wait the winner gets to do

796
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:15,520
hey wait wait wait the winner gets to do
a victory speech if we can pirate that

797
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:16,079
a victory speech if we can pirate that
broadcast

798
00:41:16,079 --> 00:41:17,839
broadcast
we can show it to everyone yeah but

799
00:41:17,839 --> 00:41:19,680
we can show it to everyone yeah but
we're totally gonna get caught

800
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:21,119
we're totally gonna get caught
they're all worked up about kids

801
00:41:21,119 --> 00:41:23,040
they're all worked up about kids
cheating because of the prizes and stuff

802
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:24,560
cheating because of the prizes and stuff
so they've got a bunch of staff

803
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:26,160
so they've got a bunch of staff
dedicated to making sure there's no

804
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:28,400
dedicated to making sure there's no
funny business in the code that's all

805
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:29,359
funny business in the code that's all
they've got

806
00:41:29,359 --> 00:41:31,520
they've got
well that's still more than us nia's

807
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:33,599
well that's still more than us nia's
gotta be in the office and that's

808
00:41:33,599 --> 00:41:37,280
gotta be in the office and that's
out oh not did they get her

809
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:40,319
out oh not did they get her
no she's just grounded you know what

810
00:41:40,319 --> 00:41:49,839
no she's just grounded you know what
this that'll work

811
00:41:57,930 --> 00:42:00,839
[Music]

812
00:42:00,839 --> 00:42:03,839
[Music]
so

813
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,880
she's so rich that's that stuff gets

814
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:12,560
she's so rich that's that stuff gets
sold at like what is going on

815
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:14,400
sold at like what is going on
why are there stickers like i see these

816
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,160
why are there stickers like i see these
stickers everywhere they're all over my

817
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:17,359
stickers everywhere they're all over my
cameras

818
00:42:17,359 --> 00:42:19,839
cameras
it it like it makes them sharper like

819
00:42:19,839 --> 00:42:21,440
it it like it makes them sharper like
when you take the sticker off

820
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:24,240
when you take the sticker off
it like cleans the gunk for once look at

821
00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:27,680
it like cleans the gunk for once look at
you lily i never see you anymore

822
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,280
i mean we don't see this one anymore

823
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:30,880
i mean we don't see this one anymore
because she's just too busy for the both

824
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:31,359
because she's just too busy for the both
of us

825
00:42:31,359 --> 00:42:34,720
of us
so mom can we not

826
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:38,960
sorry tonight is the last night to sign

827
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:41,440
sorry tonight is the last night to sign
up for the pocket man 4000 chicago cup

828
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:42,960
up for the pocket man 4000 chicago cup
schoolnet students will battle their way

829
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:45,119
schoolnet students will battle their way
to the championship gym to earn fabulous

830
00:42:45,119 --> 00:42:48,319
to the championship gym to earn fabulous
prizes
prizes
and the title of pocket master tune in

831
00:42:48,319 --> 00:42:50,480
and the title of pocket master tune in
to wbn tomorrow for live coverage of the

832
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,480
to wbn tomorrow for live coverage of the
citywide tournament

833
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:55,440
citywide tournament
i've actually never seen him in real

834
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:56,079
i've actually never seen him in real
life

835
00:42:56,079 --> 00:43:00,079
life
he's just he's like cgi

836
00:43:00,079 --> 00:43:02,640
he's just he's like cgi
i i mean he looks real doesn't he yeah

837
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:04,319
i i mean he looks real doesn't he yeah
he does

838
00:43:04,319 --> 00:43:06,800
he does
today is a pivotal day for schoolnet we

839
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:09,200
today is a pivotal day for schoolnet we
have over 5 000 kids signed up for this

840
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:12,400
have over 5 000 kids signed up for this
tournament
tournament
and anticipate close to half a million

841
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:13,040
and anticipate close to half a million
people

842
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:15,599
people
watching the results everyone is

843
00:43:15,599 --> 00:43:16,880
watching the results everyone is
watching

844
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:20,079
watching
this means we need to be vigilant any

845
00:43:20,079 --> 00:43:22,480
this means we need to be vigilant any
suspicious code change or pattern needs

846
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:23,119
suspicious code change or pattern needs
to be

847
00:43:23,119 --> 00:43:26,240
to be
reported any hint of cheating hacking

848
00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:28,720
reported any hint of cheating hacking
manipulating data needs to be shut down

849
00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:29,440
manipulating data needs to be shut down
right away

850
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:32,480
right away
anything less than perfection

851
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:34,880
anything less than perfection
will be a failure for schoolnet and

852
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:35,760
will be a failure for schoolnet and
could frankly

853
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:37,839
could frankly
jeopardize this company 10 minutes to

854
00:43:37,839 --> 00:43:39,599
jeopardize this company 10 minutes to
launch yo paolo you good

855
00:43:39,599 --> 00:43:43,200
launch yo paolo you good
yep jamie

856
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:47,359
no what i'm just playing i'm good

857
00:43:47,359 --> 00:43:49,119
no what i'm just playing i'm good
we've got some great people working here

858
00:43:49,119 --> 00:43:51,280
we've got some great people working here
and schoolnet is a great company

859
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,520
and schoolnet is a great company
when today is over the world will

860
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:54,560
when today is over the world will
recognize

861
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:58,079
recognize
this is the future of education and you

862
00:43:58,079 --> 00:44:01,200
this is the future of education and you
will be part of the revolution are

863
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:04,319
will be part of the revolution are
you ready i said

864
00:44:04,319 --> 00:44:08,960
you ready i said
are you ready yeah hell yeah

865
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:12,480
are you ready yeah hell yeah
now that is more like it

866
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:15,520
schoolnet is proud to present the

867
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:17,760
schoolnet is proud to present the
moments you've all been waiting for

868
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:20,319
moments you've all been waiting for
the largest online educational

869
00:44:20,319 --> 00:44:21,440
the largest online educational
tournament ever

870
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:24,240
tournament ever
with close to 5 000 contestants all

871
00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:26,000
with close to 5 000 contestants all
battling for the title of

872
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:29,359
battling for the title of
pocket master before we begin

873
00:44:29,359 --> 00:44:31,920
pocket master before we begin
put your hands together for the ceo of

874
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:32,720
put your hands together for the ceo of
schoolnet

875
00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:37,119
schoolnet
the one the only larry allen

876
00:44:37,119 --> 00:44:38,720
the one the only larry allen
all right kids it's a single elimination

877
00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:40,480
all right kids it's a single elimination
tournament you've got 5 000 kids so

878
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:41,839
tournament you've got 5 000 kids so
that'll be about 12 rounds with

879
00:44:41,839 --> 00:44:43,040
that'll be about 12 rounds with
attrition and cheating

880
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:45,520
attrition and cheating
any attempts to manipulate hack or in

881
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:47,280
any attempts to manipulate hack or in
any way modify the code will immediately

882
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:48,800
any way modify the code will immediately
disqualify you from the tournament

883
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:50,800
disqualify you from the tournament
and may result in disciplinary action

884
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:52,960
and may result in disciplinary action
because it is not fair to everyone else

885
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:53,839
because it is not fair to everyone else
who plays

886
00:44:53,839 --> 00:44:57,760
who plays
by the rules okay thanks lair

887
00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:59,599
by the rules okay thanks lair
all right you heard the man get your

888
00:44:59,599 --> 00:45:01,119
all right you heard the man get your
controllers because the battle's about

889
00:45:01,119 --> 00:45:02,880
controllers because the battle's about
to begin

890
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:07,040
to begin
ready set

891
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:15,119
kyle you there larry what's happening

892
00:45:15,119 --> 00:45:19,760
kyle you there larry what's happening
call me sir dad

893
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:23,040
call me sir dad
call me king king king larry

894
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:26,000
call me king king king larry
i'd rather not that is a joke kyle you

895
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,760
i'd rather not that is a joke kyle you
got to get better at jokes

896
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:31,119
got to get better at jokes
is there something he wanted to discuss

897
00:45:31,119 --> 00:45:33,680
is there something he wanted to discuss
um it's i mean it's a it's a really big

898
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:35,760
um it's i mean it's a it's a really big
day for schoolnet so i just

899
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:38,650
day for schoolnet so i just
i think i just wanted somebody to talk

900
00:45:38,650 --> 00:45:41,739
i think i just wanted somebody to talk
[Music]

901
00:45:44,839 --> 00:45:47,839
to

902
00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:59,520
things are really hitting up in round

903
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:01,040
things are really hitting up in round
six of the pocket man cup

904
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:04,240
six of the pocket man cup
sponsored by schoolnet let's take a look

905
00:46:04,240 --> 00:46:05,760
sponsored by schoolnet let's take a look
at the bracket shall we we

906
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:09,680
at the bracket shall we we
shall wow hundreds of students

907
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:11,920
shall wow hundreds of students
eliminated in the heat of virtual battle

908
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:14,800
eliminated in the heat of virtual battle
you remain but one will win the title of

909
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:15,440
you remain but one will win the title of
pocket

910
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:19,280
pocket
master a reminder

911
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:21,760
master a reminder
if you use mods hacks cheats you will be

912
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:23,280
if you use mods hacks cheats you will be
eliminated from the competition

913
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:26,560
eliminated from the competition
and may face this reaction

914
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:28,880
and may face this reaction
is anybody getting anything to stick no

915
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:30,319
is anybody getting anything to stick no
luck on the players but i'm trying to

916
00:46:30,319 --> 00:46:31,520
luck on the players but i'm trying to
patch the video through with ralph's

917
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:32,240
patch the video through with ralph's
computer

918
00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:34,640
computer
i don't think he has the clearance yeah

919
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:36,640
i don't think he has the clearance yeah
i did i got one to stick about

920
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:39,280
i did i got one to stick about
three rounds ago and never mind he just

921
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:40,400
three rounds ago and never mind he just
lost

922
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:42,960
lost
hey luisa what if this doesn't you know

923
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:43,680
hey luisa what if this doesn't you know
work out

924
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:46,079
work out
it's gonna work and then there were

925
00:46:46,079 --> 00:46:48,079
it's gonna work and then there were
eight this is the final hour

926
00:46:48,079 --> 00:46:57,839
eight this is the final hour
who will be pocket master

927
00:47:03,390 --> 00:47:08,640
[Music]

928
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:12,800
[Music]
come on home stretch

929
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:16,720
come on home stretch
almost there stay focused

930
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:20,079
please could you just make this stop

931
00:47:20,079 --> 00:47:22,160
please could you just make this stop
cause it's just not funny this time

932
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:38,160
cause it's just not funny this time
i could lose my job please

933
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:41,280
i could lose my job please
dead tell me something good

934
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:44,319
dead tell me something good
hollow or very handsome young man

935
00:47:44,319 --> 00:47:45,920
hollow or very handsome young man
and i just wanted to tell you that

936
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:47,680
and i just wanted to tell you that
because he just got me and i don't want

937
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:49,040
because he just got me and i don't want
you to be mad at me

938
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:53,839
you to be mad at me
you still my bro yeah

939
00:47:55,310 --> 00:48:07,199
[Music]

940
00:48:33,590 --> 00:48:36,679
[Music]

941
00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,440
we're down to the last moments of the

942
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:03,040
we're down to the last moments of the
final battle kalista the red

943
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:17,839
pocket master

944
00:49:22,870 --> 00:49:26,040
[Music]

945
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:30,079
all right great job

946
00:49:30,079 --> 00:49:33,760
all right great job
good work team what a day

947
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:36,800
good work team what a day
you deserve a high five

948
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:45,839
you deserve a high five
this is christ that was a joke

949
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:56,839
[Music]

950
00:49:56,839 --> 00:49:59,839
[Music]
um

951
00:50:01,220 --> 00:50:03,040
[Music]

952
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:05,599
[Music]
as long as kids log hours we get state

953
00:50:05,599 --> 00:50:06,640
as long as kids log hours we get state
funding

954
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:10,000
funding
yes like no oversight at all the state

955
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:13,359
yes like no oversight at all the state
doesn't have
doesn't have
any say in how you spend that money none

956
00:50:13,359 --> 00:50:15,520
any say in how you spend that money none
that's the whole idea

957
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:18,079
that's the whole idea
whatever schoolnet doesn't spend on kids

958
00:50:18,079 --> 00:50:19,200
whatever schoolnet doesn't spend on kids
we keep

959
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:23,920
we keep
put me in coach i'm ready to play i'm in

960
00:50:24,079 --> 00:50:27,040
kyle shut it down shut it all down shut

961
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:29,200
kyle shut it down shut it all down shut
it down
it down
you'll need to increase my security

962
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:30,960
you'll need to increase my security
clearance if you want i don't i don't

963
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:32,079
clearance if you want i don't i don't
okay

964
00:50:32,079 --> 00:50:34,720
okay
security clearance nine whatever just

965
00:50:34,720 --> 00:50:40,320
security clearance nine whatever just
shut it all down immediately

966
00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:47,199
shut it all down immediately
[Music]

967
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:52,480
screw this i'm not waiting around did

968
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:55,119
screw this i'm not waiting around did
you do this i was here the whole time

969
00:50:55,119 --> 00:50:59,040
you do this i was here the whole time
no you could get fired for this right or

970
00:51:02,370 --> 00:51:06,729
[Music]

971
00:51:06,839 --> 00:51:09,839
worse

972
00:51:14,090 --> 00:51:17,609
[Music]

973
00:51:20,839 --> 00:51:23,839
uh

974
00:51:26,079 --> 00:51:29,359
kyle i'm still here

975
00:51:29,359 --> 00:51:37,839
kyle i'm still here
kyle they made me look like an idiot

976
00:51:48,079 --> 00:51:50,559
if anything happens to us you have to

977
00:51:50,559 --> 00:51:53,119
if anything happens to us you have to
share this

978
00:51:57,280 --> 00:52:01,119
oh wait wait

979
00:52:01,119 --> 00:52:03,839
oh wait wait
dude you guys pulled it off well we

980
00:52:03,839 --> 00:52:05,280
dude you guys pulled it off well we
couldn't have done it without you man

981
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:18,670
couldn't have done it without you man
you're like a genius or something

982
00:52:18,670 --> 00:52:29,750
you're like a genius or something
[Music]

983
00:52:44,839 --> 00:52:47,839
so

984
00:52:53,010 --> 00:52:56,129
[Music]

985
00:52:57,040 --> 00:53:00,160
hey i kind of like you oh

986
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:04,400
hey i kind of like you oh
cool can i kiss you

987
00:53:07,110 --> 00:53:10,300
[Music]

988
00:53:11,359 --> 00:53:15,090
hey do you want to get out of here

989
00:53:15,090 --> 00:53:26,650
hey do you want to get out of here
[Music]

990
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:40,839
[Music]

991
00:53:40,839 --> 00:53:43,839
[Music]
uh

992
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:46,480
what's that guy i don't know i feel like

993
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:47,839
what's that guy i don't know i feel like
there were tons of them

994
00:53:47,839 --> 00:53:49,200
there were tons of them
he looked like he was like 30 or

995
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:51,359
he looked like he was like 30 or
something i know they were so

996
00:53:51,359 --> 00:53:53,359
something i know they were so
weird i feel like i've seen him at work

997
00:53:53,359 --> 00:53:54,720
weird i feel like i've seen him at work
or something really

998
00:53:54,720 --> 00:53:57,680
or something really
yeah i don't know it's so weird mom yeah

999
00:53:57,680 --> 00:53:58,240
yeah i don't know it's so weird mom yeah
i should

1000
00:53:58,240 --> 00:53:59,920
i should
i should probably go right it's getting

1001
00:53:59,920 --> 00:54:01,680
i should probably go right it's getting
kind of late i mean

1002
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:05,599
kind of late i mean
my mom's like out cold you can stay

1003
00:54:05,599 --> 00:54:11,000
my mom's like out cold you can stay
all right all right

1004
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:14,079
all right all right
[Music]

1005
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:18,640
last night a chicago company was the

1006
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:21,040
last night a chicago company was the
victim of one of the largest cyber

1007
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:22,240
victim of one of the largest cyber
terror attacks

1008
00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:26,480
terror attacks
in history it was very scary for me

1009
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:30,640
in history it was very scary for me
i was afraid for my life and my job

1010
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:32,640
i was afraid for my life and my job
they locked me in an office and they cut

1011
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:34,960
they locked me in an office and they cut
my hand ralph walters an employee of

1012
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:36,480
my hand ralph walters an employee of
schoolnet wasn't the only one disturbed

1013
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:38,720
schoolnet wasn't the only one disturbed
by last night's unexpected attack

1014
00:54:38,720 --> 00:54:41,040
by last night's unexpected attack
students and parents weigh in on their

1015
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:42,799
students and parents weigh in on their
experience

1016
00:54:42,799 --> 00:54:45,280
experience
this whole pocket man hack thing i mean

1017
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:46,400
this whole pocket man hack thing i mean
it's not fair to us

1018
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:48,960
it's not fair to us
well it's not fair to her right but

1019
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:50,400
well it's not fair to her right but
what's right is right and they should do

1020
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:52,799
what's right is right and they should do
a do-over on this thing

1021
00:54:52,799 --> 00:54:55,599
a do-over on this thing
i worked so hard to be a pocket master

1022
00:54:55,599 --> 00:54:57,440
i worked so hard to be a pocket master
and these hackers just took it away from

1023
00:54:57,440 --> 00:54:58,160
and these hackers just took it away from
me

1024
00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:01,359
me
they need to be punished now

1025
00:55:01,359 --> 00:55:02,799
they need to be punished now
it's been a bumpy road for the new

1026
00:55:02,799 --> 00:55:04,559
it's been a bumpy road for the new
virtual reality company that's been

1027
00:55:04,559 --> 00:55:05,440
virtual reality company that's been
tasked with

1028
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:08,640
tasked with
educating chicago students but ceo larry

1029
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:09,200
educating chicago students but ceo larry
allen

1030
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:11,839
allen
seems confident in a new plan to smooth

1031
00:55:11,839 --> 00:55:14,480
seems confident in a new plan to smooth
things out

1032
00:55:14,799 --> 00:55:16,480
safety and security are very important

1033
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:18,240
safety and security are very important
to me and when i think about those

1034
00:55:18,240 --> 00:55:21,040
to me and when i think about those
poor kids being scared in their homes

1035
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:24,960
poor kids being scared in their homes
and
and
someone using my servers to reach them

1036
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:28,079
someone using my servers to reach them
it upsets me deeply this week we will

1037
00:55:28,079 --> 00:55:29,280
it upsets me deeply this week we will
implement our new

1038
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:32,240
implement our new
state-of-the-art alternative center

1039
00:55:32,240 --> 00:55:35,280
state-of-the-art alternative center
designed
designed
specifically to deal with these

1040
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:36,319
specifically to deal with these
disgusting

1041
00:55:36,319 --> 00:55:39,119
disgusting
cyber attacks

1042
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:42,400
that was some good stuff you guys did

1043
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:43,680
that was some good stuff you guys did
you see it

1044
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:46,799
you see it
i liked it they are a serious threat i

1045
00:55:46,799 --> 00:55:48,000
i liked it they are a serious threat i
think the mayor was right when he

1046
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,480
think the mayor was right when he
said that we have to shut down some

1047
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:51,680
said that we have to shut down some
parts of the internet

1048
00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:53,680
parts of the internet
oh my god are you serious what are they

1049
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:55,680
oh my god are you serious what are they
threatening they broke into a secure

1050
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:56,480
threatening they broke into a secure
line

1051
00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:58,079
line
that's private property oh that's what

1052
00:55:58,079 --> 00:56:00,079
that's private property oh that's what
you're mad about are you protecting

1053
00:56:00,079 --> 00:56:02,799
you're mad about are you protecting
terrorists terrorists i mean come on

1054
00:56:02,799 --> 00:56:04,240
terrorists terrorists i mean come on
they showed a video

1055
00:56:04,240 --> 00:56:07,200
they showed a video
did you even see the video well i did i

1056
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:10,559
did you even see the video well i did i
saw it
saw it
and you know it wasn't really scary it

1057
00:56:10,559 --> 00:56:11,920
and you know it wasn't really scary it
was more just like ironic

1058
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:14,480
was more just like ironic
or something you know schoolnet it's a

1059
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:17,839
or something you know schoolnet it's a
big scam they caught this guy the ceo

1060
00:56:17,839 --> 00:56:20,079
big scam they caught this guy the ceo
they caught him on video and he's saying

1061
00:56:20,079 --> 00:56:21,599
they caught him on video and he's saying
that he doesn't give a [ __ ] about the

1062
00:56:21,599 --> 00:56:22,559
that he doesn't give a [ __ ] about the
kids wearing the

1063
00:56:22,559 --> 00:56:24,319
kids wearing the
headsets and they'll be drooling on

1064
00:56:24,319 --> 00:56:26,319
headsets and they'll be drooling on
themselves as long as he's getting a

1065
00:56:26,319 --> 00:56:27,119
themselves as long as he's getting a
paycheck

1066
00:56:27,119 --> 00:56:30,799
paycheck
yeah it was pretty upsetting yeah uh

1067
00:56:30,799 --> 00:56:34,319
yeah it was pretty upsetting yeah uh
y'all too much let's take my while with

1068
00:56:34,319 --> 00:56:35,119
y'all too much let's take my while with
me

1069
00:56:35,119 --> 00:56:40,319
me
i did you all the deal bye okay bye

1070
00:56:40,319 --> 00:56:44,960
i did you all the deal bye okay bye
what's that about

1071
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:46,880
what's that about
what are you looking for my phone have

1072
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:48,319
what are you looking for my phone have
you seen it

1073
00:56:48,319 --> 00:56:51,440
you seen it
um i don't think so come on

1074
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:55,040
um i don't think so come on
do you want anything no actually yeah

1075
00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:59,839
do you want anything no actually yeah
can i use it to call me

1076
00:56:59,920 --> 00:57:03,280
oh nevermind no

1077
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:07,040
oh nevermind no
missed calls okay that's a surprise

1078
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:11,200
guys i was looking through the data from

1079
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:13,119
guys i was looking through the data from
schoolnet privacy league

1080
00:57:13,119 --> 00:57:15,599
schoolnet privacy league
and you know they can like look at the

1081
00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:17,599
and you know they can like look at the
kids habits at any time

1082
00:57:17,599 --> 00:57:19,680
kids habits at any time
and collect all their data and then they

1083
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:21,520
and collect all their data and then they
can sell it back to advertisers

1084
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:23,680
can sell it back to advertisers
and legally that's legal yeah they can

1085
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:25,200
and legally that's legal yeah they can
do it completely legally and then the

1086
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:26,559
do it completely legally and then the
most messed up part is then the

1087
00:57:26,559 --> 00:57:27,599
most messed up part is then the
advertisers

1088
00:57:27,599 --> 00:57:29,920
advertisers
buy ads to sell right back to those same

1089
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:32,000
buy ads to sell right back to those same
kids it's completely screwed up oh i

1090
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,720
kids it's completely screwed up oh i
know
know
we said we were gonna fight back these

1091
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:36,480
we said we were gonna fight back these
are our kids and we can't let this just

1092
00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:38,000
are our kids and we can't let this just
happen to them without any

1093
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,559
happen to them without any
type of fight right so what are we gonna

1094
00:57:40,559 --> 00:57:42,720
type of fight right so what are we gonna
do

1095
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:47,359
sam what the hell why are you doing this

1096
00:57:47,359 --> 00:57:48,640
sam what the hell why are you doing this
to me

1097
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:51,520
to me
it's not fair it was so nice to you i

1098
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:52,319
it's not fair it was so nice to you i
invite you to get

1099
00:57:52,319 --> 00:57:56,799
invite you to get
[ __ ] shut up idiot

1100
00:57:56,799 --> 00:57:58,240
[ __ ] shut up idiot
i wrote a poem about you that i was

1101
00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:00,240
i wrote a poem about you that i was
going to show you our first date and

1102
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:03,520
going to show you our first date and
and i thought we had some sam i'm sorry

1103
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:07,119
and i thought we had some sam i'm sorry
you you're upset we were never together

1104
00:58:07,119 --> 00:58:09,920
you you're upset we were never together
yeah these friends these friends that

1105
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:11,040
yeah these friends these friends that
you've been hanging out with these are

1106
00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:12,799
you've been hanging out with these are
terrorists what the hell bro

1107
00:58:12,799 --> 00:58:15,839
terrorists what the hell bro
i'm not your bro do you know that

1108
00:58:15,839 --> 00:58:16,640
i'm not your bro do you know that
they're breaking

1109
00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:20,240
they're breaking
the law and i don't i don't want to see

1110
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:22,799
the law and i don't i don't want to see
you
you
ruin your life with them nia i care

1111
00:58:22,799 --> 00:58:25,040
ruin your life with them nia i care
about you

1112
00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:27,359
about you
damn i'm sorry you're upset no you're

1113
00:58:27,359 --> 00:58:29,040
damn i'm sorry you're upset no you're
not

1114
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:30,720
not
do you need anything like water or

1115
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:32,640
do you need anything like water or
something i don't want anything to drink

1116
00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:34,839
something i don't want anything to drink
i just want

1117
00:58:34,839 --> 00:58:37,839
i just want
you

1118
00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:51,440
oh yeah this is so stupid

1119
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:55,280
oh yeah this is so stupid
no it's funny yeah hey don't worry

1120
00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:57,920
no it's funny yeah hey don't worry
i'm on it

1121
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:05,839
ah yeah do it

1122
00:59:06,799 --> 00:59:18,240
all right here we go

1123
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:22,000
all right here we go
sam wait

1124
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:25,440
sam wait
what look i'm so

1125
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:29,040
what look i'm so
sorry i just it's

1126
00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:32,400
sorry i just it's
look i'm sorry too i'm sure there's a

1127
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:35,119
look i'm sorry too i'm sure there's a
lot of girls that want to be with you

1128
00:59:35,119 --> 00:59:38,000
lot of girls that want to be with you
like who i don't know i mean

1129
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:39,200
like who i don't know i mean
[Music]

1130
00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:43,440
[Music]
you're funny and

1131
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:47,680
you got money and you're cute

1132
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:51,760
you got money and you're cute
thank you so much for saying that i just

1133
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:54,000
thank you so much for saying that i just
i don't know i really like being your

1134
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,440
i don't know i really like being your
friend sam

1135
00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:57,760
friend sam
but you can't run us out okay those are

1136
00:59:57,760 --> 00:59:59,119
but you can't run us out okay those are
my friends too and if

1137
00:59:59,119 --> 01:00:01,440
my friends too and if
larry allen finds out we're all gonna be

1138
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:03,200
larry allen finds out we're all gonna be
sent to those alternative centers

1139
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:05,760
sent to those alternative centers
okay no i know i'm i'm good i promise i

1140
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:06,319
okay no i know i'm i'm good i promise i
won't

1141
01:00:06,319 --> 01:00:09,680
won't
say a word i mean my dad tells me that

1142
01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:11,920
say a word i mean my dad tells me that
larry allen's got some of his own shady

1143
01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:14,319
larry allen's got some of his own shady
stuff going on anyway so don't worry

1144
01:00:14,319 --> 01:00:15,040
stuff going on anyway so don't worry
about it okay

1145
01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:29,839
about it okay
okay thanks sam

1146
01:00:38,559 --> 01:00:42,480
larry is this a bad time and

1147
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:44,960
larry is this a bad time and
no we might have a lead on the pocket

1148
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:45,920
no we might have a lead on the pocket
man hack

1149
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:48,160
man hack
nothing is verified but it seems

1150
01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:49,359
nothing is verified but it seems
promising

1151
01:00:49,359 --> 01:00:57,839
promising
really hmm

1152
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:09,440
i usually like to get a burrito sandwich

1153
01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:13,040
i usually like to get a burrito sandwich
but i don't like plantains so i'll

1154
01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:15,440
but i don't like plantains so i'll
just make them put bread on it instead

1155
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:16,160
just make them put bread on it instead
of the

1156
01:01:16,160 --> 01:01:18,079
of the
plantation bread because i don't like

1157
01:01:18,079 --> 01:01:20,960
plantation bread because i don't like
the plantains because

1158
01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:26,000
gross that's what i eat oh yeah okay

1159
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:30,160
gross that's what i eat oh yeah okay
hey isn't she pretty guys you see her

1160
01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:33,119
hey isn't she pretty guys you see her
she's so pretty you got everything mom

1161
01:01:33,119 --> 01:01:37,760
she's so pretty you got everything mom
you know what
you know what
she works for schoolnet she's a devil

1162
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:39,680
she works for schoolnet she's a devil
she's like the devil hey nancy you're

1163
01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:41,520
she's like the devil hey nancy you're
free to go

1164
01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:53,839
free to go
mom come on

1165
01:02:00,559 --> 01:02:04,799
i'm sorry nina i'm sorry

1166
01:02:04,799 --> 01:02:08,640
i'm sorry nina i'm sorry
it's really not the end of the world mom

1167
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:11,280
it's really not the end of the world mom
i don't mean just about tonight i just

1168
01:02:11,280 --> 01:02:16,720
i don't mean just about tonight i just
mean
mean
all of it i'm a horrible person

1169
01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:19,760
all of it i'm a horrible person
all i do is i drink and then i complain

1170
01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:20,240
all i do is i drink and then i complain
and i

1171
01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:23,839
and i
drink and i can play

1172
01:02:23,839 --> 01:02:27,359
drink and i can play
and then i light bags of [ __ ] on fire um

1173
01:02:27,359 --> 01:02:31,119
and then i light bags of [ __ ] on fire um
no it was true that's all i do

1174
01:02:31,119 --> 01:02:34,160
no it was true that's all i do
i don't know i mean i loved

1175
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:38,319
i don't know i mean i loved
teaching even though those kids are like

1176
01:02:38,319 --> 01:02:41,599
teaching even though those kids are like
horrible sociopaths but i i still i love

1177
01:02:41,599 --> 01:02:43,839
horrible sociopaths but i i still i love
that but i miss that

1178
01:02:43,839 --> 01:02:46,480
that but i miss that
now what am i supposed to do i don't

1179
01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:50,880
now what am i supposed to do i don't
even know what to do with myself

1180
01:02:51,359 --> 01:02:55,920
i don't know what to do with myself

1181
01:02:56,000 --> 01:03:03,839
i'm so sorry i said you [ __ ]

1182
01:03:12,550 --> 01:03:16,459
[Music]

1183
01:03:25,359 --> 01:03:28,079
hi um my name is lily i don't know

1184
01:03:28,079 --> 01:03:29,440
hi um my name is lily i don't know
what's happening but if you can't please

1185
01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:30,160
what's happening but if you can't please
help

1186
01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:31,839
help
please help just hope i didn't do

1187
01:03:31,839 --> 01:03:33,520
please help just hope i didn't do
anything wrong i haven't done anything

1188
01:03:33,520 --> 01:03:35,039
anything wrong i haven't done anything
wrong i haven't done anything wrong

1189
01:03:35,039 --> 01:03:38,799
wrong i haven't done anything wrong
i didn't do anything wrong i don't

1190
01:03:42,839 --> 01:03:45,839
deserve

1191
01:03:52,470 --> 01:03:55,570
[Applause]

1192
01:04:02,980 --> 01:04:06,199
[Music]

1193
01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:21,680
schoolnet is the largest education

1194
01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:23,359
schoolnet is the largest education
provider in chicago

1195
01:04:23,359 --> 01:04:24,799
provider in chicago
serving some of the city's most

1196
01:04:24,799 --> 01:04:27,039
serving some of the city's most
vulnerable students it is also the

1197
01:04:27,039 --> 01:04:29,039
vulnerable students it is also the
target of several large-scale cyber

1198
01:04:29,039 --> 01:04:31,520
target of several large-scale cyber
attacks

1199
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:33,839
the criminals responsible for this cyber

1200
01:04:33,839 --> 01:04:35,920
the criminals responsible for this cyber
terrorism remained at large

1201
01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:41,280
terrorism remained at large
until today

1202
01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:43,680
until today
sam

1203
01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:52,240
nancy nancy it's me is everything okay

1204
01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:55,359
nancy nancy it's me is everything okay
i need you to get my daughter lily

1205
01:04:55,359 --> 01:04:58,880
i need you to get my daughter lily
i'm in tsa right now he's yeah well i'm

1206
01:04:58,880 --> 01:04:59,839
i'm in tsa right now he's yeah well i'm
on it

1207
01:04:59,839 --> 01:05:09,280
on it
don't even worry about it okay

1208
01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:12,319
don't even worry about it okay
please leave your message

1209
01:05:19,760 --> 01:05:22,240
welcome to the alternative center be

1210
01:05:22,240 --> 01:05:23,039
welcome to the alternative center be
safe

1211
01:05:23,039 --> 01:05:26,240
safe
be productive be better you sure get up

1212
01:05:26,240 --> 01:05:29,280
be productive be better you sure get up
you're coming with me

1213
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:34,480
oh hey too much welcome to the

1214
01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:36,079
oh hey too much welcome to the
alternative center

1215
01:05:36,079 --> 01:05:40,559
alternative center
be safe be productive be better

1216
01:05:40,559 --> 01:05:43,680
be safe be productive be better
you know what this is right

1217
01:05:44,160 --> 01:05:46,880
yes it take

1218
01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:51,839
hey lily

1219
01:05:52,799 --> 01:05:54,960
hey don't look so down you'll be out of

1220
01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:56,160
hey don't look so down you'll be out of
here in no time

1221
01:05:56,160 --> 01:05:58,079
here in no time
just read these words back to me okay

1222
01:05:58,079 --> 01:05:59,920
just read these words back to me okay
and we'll even reduce your alternative

1223
01:05:59,920 --> 01:06:01,039
and we'll even reduce your alternative
sentence by half

1224
01:06:01,039 --> 01:06:03,039
sentence by half
now how about a lawyer can i get a

1225
01:06:03,039 --> 01:06:04,799
now how about a lawyer can i get a
lawyer actually no

1226
01:06:04,799 --> 01:06:06,960
lawyer actually no
you can't see a lawyer you can only see

1227
01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:08,799
you can't see a lawyer you can only see
parents who can determine the best route

1228
01:06:08,799 --> 01:06:09,839
parents who can determine the best route
for legal help

1229
01:06:09,839 --> 01:06:11,839
for legal help
but unfortunately yours are currently

1230
01:06:11,839 --> 01:06:14,160
but unfortunately yours are currently
having trouble in airport security

1231
01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:16,480
having trouble in airport security
seems that they have connections to a

1232
01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:19,440
seems that they have connections to a
cyber terrorist organization

1233
01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:21,920
cyber terrorist organization
you can't do that oh really i can't

1234
01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:23,760
you can't do that oh really i can't
question a cyber terrorist

1235
01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:26,319
question a cyber terrorist
look you were offered a carrot now

1236
01:06:26,319 --> 01:06:27,839
look you were offered a carrot now
you're getting the stick

1237
01:06:27,839 --> 01:06:30,079
you're getting the stick
this is your last chance if you care

1238
01:06:30,079 --> 01:06:32,160
this is your last chance if you care
about your friends and your family you

1239
01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:33,280
about your friends and your family you
were going to fess up

1240
01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:35,039
were going to fess up
and tell me everything that went down

1241
01:06:35,039 --> 01:06:38,319
and tell me everything that went down
and everyone that was involved

1242
01:06:38,319 --> 01:06:47,839
and everyone that was involved
i don't know what you're talking about

1243
01:06:52,559 --> 01:06:54,960
is closing in five minutes please exit

1244
01:06:54,960 --> 01:06:56,000
is closing in five minutes please exit
the building

1245
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:57,839
the building
yo so i was peeping i was on ebay i saw

1246
01:06:57,839 --> 01:06:59,680
yo so i was peeping i was on ebay i saw
this like this bmx bike

1247
01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:01,839
this like this bmx bike
yeah 500 i was thinking like you and me

1248
01:07:01,839 --> 01:07:03,920
yeah 500 i was thinking like you and me
both throw 250 we could split it on

1249
01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:04,720
both throw 250 we could split it on
weekends

1250
01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:07,119
weekends
like like every saturday and sunday and

1251
01:07:07,119 --> 01:07:08,480
like like every saturday and sunday and
then you take it the next saturday and

1252
01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:09,680
then you take it the next saturday and
sunday what do you think

1253
01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:14,000
sunday what do you think
i'm getting i'm cool to get paid

1254
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:16,400
i'm getting i'm cool to get paid
back off what do you think you're doing

1255
01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:18,000
back off what do you think you're doing
ian it's cool bro this is this is my

1256
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:19,359
ian it's cool bro this is this is my
best friend nia i was telling you best

1257
01:07:19,359 --> 01:07:20,799
best friend nia i was telling you best
friends

1258
01:07:20,799 --> 01:07:24,079
friends
yeah bro i told you we're tight as heck

1259
01:07:24,079 --> 01:07:26,880
yeah bro i told you we're tight as heck
look like your best friend she's can you

1260
01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:28,000
look like your best friend she's can you
just give us a moment bro

1261
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:30,400
just give us a moment bro
i'll text you about the bmx bike okay

1262
01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:32,240
i'll text you about the bmx bike okay
whatever man

1263
01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:34,160
whatever man
i'm in by the way so sorry you weren't

1264
01:07:34,160 --> 01:07:37,039
i'm in by the way so sorry you weren't
supposed to talk about that

1265
01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:40,640
you promised i i i

1266
01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:43,599
you promised i i i
didn't you jealous little child just

1267
01:07:43,599 --> 01:07:45,280
didn't you jealous little child just
because i like someone else doesn't mean

1268
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:47,760
because i like someone else doesn't mean
you can throw them in jail

1269
01:07:47,760 --> 01:07:51,520
you can throw them in jail
yeah i i didn't i didn't say

1270
01:07:51,520 --> 01:07:54,559
yeah i i didn't i didn't say
anything you little rat

1271
01:07:54,559 --> 01:07:57,680
anything you little rat
you cowardly little rap stop

1272
01:07:57,680 --> 01:08:00,720
you cowardly little rap stop
crying i can't i hate you everything

1273
01:08:00,720 --> 01:08:01,760
crying i can't i hate you everything
alright you're saying

1274
01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:05,920
alright you're saying
no she just broke my heart

1275
01:08:07,839 --> 01:08:12,160
all right yeah i swear to god i did not

1276
01:08:12,160 --> 01:08:14,160
all right yeah i swear to god i did not
tell them anything okay i wouldn't do

1277
01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:15,839
tell them anything okay i wouldn't do
that to you

1278
01:08:15,839 --> 01:08:18,480
that to you
i just had the worst week i mean my card

1279
01:08:18,480 --> 01:08:20,640
i just had the worst week i mean my card
stopped working in my nebula

1280
01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:25,040
stopped working in my nebula
and my dad has been like so distant even

1281
01:08:36,480 --> 01:08:39,040
i'm here for uh lily asher to pick her

1282
01:08:39,040 --> 01:08:41,759
i'm here for uh lily asher to pick her
up
up
um her dad told me to come and get her

1283
01:08:41,759 --> 01:08:43,120
um her dad told me to come and get her
he's on vacation

1284
01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:45,839
he's on vacation
um but he told me to come and i'm sorry

1285
01:08:45,839 --> 01:08:46,640
um but he told me to come and i'm sorry
man but

1286
01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:49,279
man but
we can't release lily at this time is it

1287
01:08:49,279 --> 01:08:52,880
we can't release lily at this time is it
a fine
a fine
is that is that it i'll pay what is it

1288
01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:53,520
is that is that it i'll pay what is it
no

1289
01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:55,600
no
no what if you don't let me see her i'm

1290
01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:57,199
no what if you don't let me see her i'm
her temporary guardian

1291
01:08:57,199 --> 01:08:59,520
her temporary guardian
okay i'm responsible and her father told

1292
01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:00,319
okay i'm responsible and her father told
me to come here

1293
01:09:00,319 --> 01:09:02,880
me to come here
no you know what i'm gonna do i am gonna

1294
01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:04,239
no you know what i'm gonna do i am gonna
take your picture

1295
01:09:04,239 --> 01:09:06,400
take your picture
and i'm gonna post it all over the

1296
01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:09,199
and i'm gonna post it all over the
internet and i'm gonna say that this man

1297
01:09:09,199 --> 01:09:11,679
internet and i'm gonna say that this man
steals people's children and locks them

1298
01:09:11,679 --> 01:09:13,279
steals people's children and locks them
in the basement and does weird things to

1299
01:09:13,279 --> 01:09:15,199
in the basement and does weird things to
them

1300
01:09:15,199 --> 01:09:18,799
them
oh lily i'm okay

1301
01:09:18,799 --> 01:09:22,159
oh lily i'm okay
i mean how can i help you

1302
01:09:22,159 --> 01:09:34,560
i mean how can i help you
maybe i've got something bike again

1303
01:09:34,560 --> 01:09:37,679
maybe i've got something bike again
why aren't you wearing your glasses you

1304
01:09:37,679 --> 01:09:38,719
why aren't you wearing your glasses you
should be wearing these

1305
01:09:38,719 --> 01:09:40,960
should be wearing these
you know because your headaches if you

1306
01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:42,000
you know because your headaches if you
put them on

1307
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:43,920
put them on
and leave them on and wear them all the

1308
01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:45,520
and leave them on and wear them all the
time you won't get your headache and

1309
01:09:45,520 --> 01:09:46,880
time you won't get your headache and
then you can keep an eye on what they're

1310
01:09:46,880 --> 01:09:48,480
then you can keep an eye on what they're
doing

1311
01:09:48,480 --> 01:09:51,520
doing
all right time's up

1312
01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:56,159
what are uh what are these oh i brought

1313
01:09:56,159 --> 01:09:57,120
what are uh what are these oh i brought
her her glasses

1314
01:09:57,120 --> 01:09:59,040
her her glasses
because um she gets migraines so if she

1315
01:09:59,040 --> 01:10:00,480
because um she gets migraines so if she
doesn't wear them all the time she's

1316
01:10:00,480 --> 01:10:02,480
doesn't wear them all the time she's
gonna get sick and puke and it's going

1317
01:10:02,480 --> 01:10:03,440
gonna get sick and puke and it's going
to be disgusting

1318
01:10:03,440 --> 01:10:05,280
to be disgusting
thanks mrs anderson welcome to the

1319
01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:06,880
thanks mrs anderson welcome to the
alternative center

1320
01:10:06,880 --> 01:10:09,440
alternative center
be safe

1321
01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:15,520
kyle do we know where nia is we think

1322
01:10:15,520 --> 01:10:16,800
kyle do we know where nia is we think
this is her

1323
01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:20,480
this is her
it looks like she's with sam

1324
01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:31,440
anonymous to receive an officer is on

1325
01:10:31,440 --> 01:10:45,840
anonymous to receive an officer is on
the way

1326
01:10:48,960 --> 01:10:51,199
do you have a computer lab here yeah

1327
01:10:51,199 --> 01:10:52,640
do you have a computer lab here yeah
which kind

1328
01:10:52,640 --> 01:10:58,159
which kind
any kind just what's the closest one

1329
01:10:58,159 --> 01:11:13,840
any kind just what's the closest one
last time

1330
01:11:54,239 --> 01:11:56,320
it's too much thank you for riding with

1331
01:11:56,320 --> 01:11:57,360
it's too much thank you for riding with
a lift

1332
01:11:57,360 --> 01:12:01,040
a lift
you will reach your destination in 10

1333
01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:09,840
minutes

1334
01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:23,240
law enforcement

1335
01:12:23,240 --> 01:12:26,330
law enforcement
[Music]

1336
01:12:26,640 --> 01:12:30,480
okay give me your clothes come on

1337
01:12:30,480 --> 01:12:37,840
okay give me your clothes come on
go do it come on do it

1338
01:12:45,679 --> 01:12:48,640
this is [ __ ] bro you look great you

1339
01:12:48,640 --> 01:12:49,360
this is [ __ ] bro you look great you
should probably go

1340
01:12:49,360 --> 01:13:05,840
should probably go
yeah okay

1341
01:13:16,840 --> 01:13:19,840
um

1342
01:13:34,080 --> 01:13:37,280
we are around 400 000 over our security

1343
01:13:37,280 --> 01:13:38,239
we are around 400 000 over our security
budget

1344
01:13:38,239 --> 01:13:41,920
budget
yes that's fine and they'll be expecting

1345
01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:47,199
yes that's fine and they'll be expecting
a quarterly report

1346
01:13:47,199 --> 01:13:51,600
a quarterly report
whoa that's the alternative center

1347
01:13:51,840 --> 01:13:56,880
hang on nope nope the specialty singer

1348
01:13:56,880 --> 01:14:00,730
hang on nope nope the specialty singer
i'll sing it all for you

1349
01:14:00,730 --> 01:14:03,840
i'll sing it all for you
[Music]

1350
01:14:07,520 --> 01:14:10,560
[Music]

1351
01:14:10,560 --> 01:14:12,960
[Music]
oh [ __ ] oh my god i used to speak to my

1352
01:14:12,960 --> 01:14:15,040
oh [ __ ] oh my god i used to speak to my
parents i used to speak to a lawyer both

1353
01:14:15,040 --> 01:14:16,719
parents i used to speak to a lawyer both
very reasonable requests and i haven't

1354
01:14:16,719 --> 01:14:17,840
very reasonable requests and i haven't
gotten to do either

1355
01:14:17,840 --> 01:14:20,320
gotten to do either
we've been here for five days yeah when

1356
01:14:20,320 --> 01:14:22,640
we've been here for five days yeah when
we're going to leave

1357
01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:24,640
we're going to leave
water they took our phones so we took

1358
01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:26,960
water they took our phones so we took
our clothes i'm wearing

1359
01:14:26,960 --> 01:14:30,880
our clothes i'm wearing
what's that file i don't know

1360
01:14:31,840 --> 01:14:35,360
in the early 1900s started using

1361
01:14:35,360 --> 01:14:36,159
in the early 1900s started using
machines and

1362
01:14:36,159 --> 01:14:37,840
machines and
fired skilled workers so they could make

1363
01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:39,920
fired skilled workers so they could make
more money they hired cheap laborers

1364
01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:41,440
more money they hired cheap laborers
like vulnerable migrant women and

1365
01:14:41,440 --> 01:14:42,080
like vulnerable migrant women and
children

1366
01:14:42,080 --> 01:14:43,920
children
like 12 year old kids who work in

1367
01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:45,520
like 12 year old kids who work in
dangerous conditions for barely any

1368
01:14:45,520 --> 01:14:46,080
dangerous conditions for barely any
money

1369
01:14:46,080 --> 01:14:49,040
money
a lot of them died

1370
01:14:49,840 --> 01:14:52,880
how many one in three

1371
01:14:52,880 --> 01:14:54,719
how many one in three
actually one in three died before the

1372
01:14:54,719 --> 01:14:57,520
actually one in three died before the
age of 25

1373
01:14:57,760 --> 01:15:00,000
this is so stupid then everyone got

1374
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:01,920
this is so stupid then everyone got
pissed angry and they took to the

1375
01:15:01,920 --> 01:15:02,640
pissed angry and they took to the
streets

1376
01:15:02,640 --> 01:15:04,400
streets
they demanded bread for survival and

1377
01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:06,000
they demanded bread for survival and
roses for respect they just wanted to

1378
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:08,640
roses for respect they just wanted to
matter
matter
factory owners left the machines running

1379
01:15:08,640 --> 01:15:10,239
factory owners left the machines running
to try to trick people into thinking

1380
01:15:10,239 --> 01:15:11,360
to try to trick people into thinking
everything was cool

1381
01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:13,199
everything was cool
even without the workers but people

1382
01:15:13,199 --> 01:15:14,480
even without the workers but people
aren't dumb so

1383
01:15:14,480 --> 01:15:17,360
aren't dumb so
they asked for schools like for kids

1384
01:15:17,360 --> 01:15:18,320
they asked for schools like for kids
they asked for

1385
01:15:18,320 --> 01:15:20,239
they asked for
a safer workplace and then they asked

1386
01:15:20,239 --> 01:15:21,679
a safer workplace and then they asked
for like um

1387
01:15:21,679 --> 01:15:25,840
for like um
like cash and they got it

1388
01:15:29,199 --> 01:15:31,040
gary allen is letting machines run and

1389
01:15:31,040 --> 01:15:33,040
gary allen is letting machines run and
pretending like everything's cool

1390
01:15:33,040 --> 01:15:35,760
pretending like everything's cool
everything's not cool our parents can't

1391
01:15:35,760 --> 01:15:36,800
everything's not cool our parents can't
get jobs and

1392
01:15:36,800 --> 01:15:38,239
get jobs and
we can't go to good schools and it's

1393
01:15:38,239 --> 01:15:39,840
we can't go to good schools and it's
just hard to survive so me and my

1394
01:15:39,840 --> 01:15:40,719
just hard to survive so me and my
friends

1395
01:15:40,719 --> 01:15:43,040
friends
decided to do something about it and

1396
01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:44,320
decided to do something about it and
probably get caught

1397
01:15:44,320 --> 01:15:46,719
probably get caught
and put in the alternative center and if

1398
01:15:46,719 --> 01:15:48,159
and put in the alternative center and if
i'm seeing this well then

1399
01:15:48,159 --> 01:15:52,400
i'm seeing this well then
yeah i'm stuck but you're not if enough

1400
01:15:52,400 --> 01:15:53,920
yeah i'm stuck but you're not if enough
people share this video

1401
01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:56,960
people share this video
and change their profile picture to brad

1402
01:15:56,960 --> 01:15:59,920
and change their profile picture to brad
and roses then maybe larry allen will

1403
01:15:59,920 --> 01:16:00,880
and roses then maybe larry allen will
cave

1404
01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:03,920
cave
like that textiles dude and maybe things

1405
01:16:03,920 --> 01:16:05,520
like that textiles dude and maybe things
will get a little less shitty for

1406
01:16:05,520 --> 01:16:07,840
will get a little less shitty for
everyone

1407
01:16:08,159 --> 01:16:09,840
this is never gonna work what the hell

1408
01:16:09,840 --> 01:16:12,640
this is never gonna work what the hell
was she thinking

1409
01:16:13,960 --> 01:16:18,239
[Music]

1410
01:16:18,239 --> 01:16:19,840
[Music]
why do you still have this on this is

1411
01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:35,840
why do you still have this on this is
how they're tracking us

1412
01:16:43,199 --> 01:16:48,080
get off of me guys please help

1413
01:16:48,080 --> 01:16:50,000
get off of me guys please help
is sure if you're watching this you know

1414
01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:51,199
is sure if you're watching this you know
this isn't right

1415
01:16:51,199 --> 01:16:54,719
this isn't right
please please have enough

1416
01:16:58,080 --> 01:17:01,920
all right hang on let me try let me try

1417
01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:02,960
all right hang on let me try let me try
get off

1418
01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:06,000
get off
don't put your hands on me get off ow

1419
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:10,229
don't put your hands on me get off ow
ow
ow
[Music]

1420
01:17:11,360 --> 01:17:14,000
lily i'll keep this brief schools are

1421
01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:15,920
lily i'll keep this brief schools are
supposed to be safe places for kids if

1422
01:17:15,920 --> 01:17:17,679
supposed to be safe places for kids if
school is online then that network

1423
01:17:17,679 --> 01:17:19,920
school is online then that network
needs to be secure you understand that

1424
01:17:19,920 --> 01:17:21,120
needs to be secure you understand that
correct

1425
01:17:21,120 --> 01:17:24,080
correct
no i'm a kid i just got sprayed in the

1426
01:17:24,080 --> 01:17:25,840
no i'm a kid i just got sprayed in the
face by a grown ass man

1427
01:17:25,840 --> 01:17:28,560
face by a grown ass man
how can you pretend to keep kids safe i

1428
01:17:28,560 --> 01:17:30,080
how can you pretend to keep kids safe i
am correcting your behavior

1429
01:17:30,080 --> 01:17:33,199
am correcting your behavior
because it's dangerous and threatening

1430
01:17:33,199 --> 01:17:35,440
because it's dangerous and threatening
threatening to who who am i threatening

1431
01:17:35,440 --> 01:17:36,960
threatening to who who am i threatening
who am i hurting

1432
01:17:36,960 --> 01:17:40,239
who am i hurting
we are still having security breaches

1433
01:17:40,239 --> 01:17:42,239
we are still having security breaches
and this is threatening the innocent

1434
01:17:42,239 --> 01:17:44,640
and this is threatening the innocent
kids that use schoolnet you need to tell

1435
01:17:44,640 --> 01:17:46,159
kids that use schoolnet you need to tell
me everything you know where things are

1436
01:17:46,159 --> 01:17:47,600
me everything you know where things are
going to keep getting worse

1437
01:17:47,600 --> 01:17:50,800
going to keep getting worse
for you your friends and your father

1438
01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:53,440
for you your friends and your father
you coward you're just a scared little

1439
01:17:53,440 --> 01:17:55,199
you coward you're just a scared little
man aren't you

1440
01:17:55,199 --> 01:17:58,480
man aren't you
yeah you threaten a bunch of kids so

1441
01:17:58,480 --> 01:17:59,520
yeah you threaten a bunch of kids so
that makes you feel

1442
01:17:59,520 --> 01:18:02,400
that makes you feel
tough makes you feel big every hour i'm

1443
01:18:02,400 --> 01:18:03,120
tough makes you feel big every hour i'm
in here

1444
01:18:03,120 --> 01:18:05,920
in here
it costs my company a thousand dollars

1445
01:18:05,920 --> 01:18:08,400
it costs my company a thousand dollars
an hour

1446
01:18:08,719 --> 01:18:12,880
three thousand your cost for every hour

1447
01:18:12,880 --> 01:18:14,239
three thousand your cost for every hour
i'm in here

1448
01:18:14,239 --> 01:18:17,520
i'm in here
i'm trying very hard to stay composed

1449
01:18:17,520 --> 01:18:20,159
i'm trying very hard to stay composed
i just want my

1450
01:18:24,960 --> 01:18:27,840
two are leg

1451
01:18:27,900 --> 01:18:31,460
[Music]

1452
01:18:37,590 --> 01:18:43,010
[Music]

1453
01:18:52,840 --> 01:18:55,840
officers

1454
01:18:57,520 --> 01:19:01,600
sam look oh that's awesome

1455
01:19:01,600 --> 01:19:04,400
sam look oh that's awesome
but i don't see the filter or the video

1456
01:19:04,400 --> 01:19:05,360
but i don't see the filter or the video
anymore

1457
01:19:05,360 --> 01:19:09,840
anymore
hmm all right

1458
01:19:18,380 --> 01:19:21,459
[Music]

1459
01:19:31,030 --> 01:19:34,140
[Music]

1460
01:19:34,840 --> 01:19:36,850
hmm

1461
01:19:36,850 --> 01:19:43,350
hmm
[Music]

1462
01:19:46,560 --> 01:19:49,679
oh [ __ ] what

1463
01:19:49,679 --> 01:19:52,080
oh [ __ ] what
just hang on just give it a second give

1464
01:19:52,080 --> 01:19:57,120
just hang on just give it a second give
it a second
it a second
why why why

1465
01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:05,840
what

1466
01:20:13,520 --> 01:20:19,840
i want to destroy

1467
01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:33,840
i think so oh my god

1468
01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:47,840
okay

1469
01:20:51,600 --> 01:20:53,600
[Music]

1470
01:20:53,600 --> 01:20:56,729
[Music]
[Applause]

1471
01:20:59,280 --> 01:21:02,800
bread and roses bread and roses

1472
01:21:02,800 --> 01:21:14,000
bread and roses bread and roses
red red

1473
01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:29,840
red red
red and roses red red

1474
01:22:01,120 --> 01:22:11,840
it's not it's not responding

1475
01:22:22,840 --> 01:22:25,770
is

1476
01:22:25,770 --> 01:22:31,459
is
[Music]

1477
01:22:38,159 --> 01:22:41,600
it's over nia no it is

1478
01:22:41,600 --> 01:22:44,960
it's over nia no it is
over anything you've ever done any video

1479
01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:48,000
over anything you've ever done any video
any photo anything you've ever posted

1480
01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:50,880
any photo anything you've ever posted
is gone any trace of your existence is

1481
01:22:50,880 --> 01:22:52,080
is gone any trace of your existence is
gone everything is

1482
01:22:52,080 --> 01:23:07,840
gone everything is
gone you don't exist

1483
01:23:09,120 --> 01:23:21,840
larry i'm going to take things from here

1484
01:23:28,050 --> 01:23:32,840
[Music]

1485
01:23:32,840 --> 01:23:35,840
[Music]
uh

1486
01:23:38,590 --> 01:23:44,840
[Music]

1487
01:23:44,840 --> 01:23:49,840
[Music]
sam listen to me

1488
01:23:56,310 --> 01:24:09,489
[Music]

1489
01:24:13,360 --> 01:24:17,040
law enforcement has surrounded

1490
01:24:20,080 --> 01:24:31,840
this is the police

1491
01:24:33,760 --> 01:24:35,360
please change into your original

1492
01:24:35,360 --> 01:24:37,440
please change into your original
clothing and leave the facility

1493
01:24:37,440 --> 01:24:41,199
clothing and leave the facility
we have arranged for your transportation

1494
01:24:41,199 --> 01:24:42,880
we have arranged for your transportation
please change into your original

1495
01:24:42,880 --> 01:24:44,960
please change into your original
clothing and leave the facility

1496
01:24:44,960 --> 01:24:59,840
clothing and leave the facility
we have arranged for your transportation

1497
01:24:59,900 --> 01:25:08,800
[Music]

1498
01:25:10,480 --> 01:25:12,330
she hasn't gone back to me yet

1499
01:25:12,330 --> 01:25:13,520
she hasn't gone back to me yet
[Music]

1500
01:25:13,520 --> 01:25:17,199
[Music]
um kyle what's going on here larry

1501
01:25:17,199 --> 01:25:20,080
um kyle what's going on here larry
you're being removed from schoolnet

1502
01:25:20,080 --> 01:25:22,639
you're being removed from schoolnet
removed

1503
01:25:22,639 --> 01:25:25,920
removed
i but i am schoolnet i have the same

1504
01:25:25,920 --> 01:25:27,760
i but i am schoolnet i have the same
level of security clearance as you

1505
01:25:27,760 --> 01:25:29,440
level of security clearance as you
and our shareholders agreed that this is

1506
01:25:29,440 --> 01:25:31,600
and our shareholders agreed that this is
the best move for the company

1507
01:25:31,600 --> 01:25:33,760
the best move for the company
larry you are receiving a 20 million

1508
01:25:33,760 --> 01:25:35,120
larry you are receiving a 20 million
retirement package

1509
01:25:35,120 --> 01:25:37,040
retirement package
and you will have no association or

1510
01:25:37,040 --> 01:25:39,440
and you will have no association or
claim to schoolnet

1511
01:25:39,440 --> 01:25:41,679
claim to schoolnet
kyle we can still talk his friends

1512
01:25:41,679 --> 01:25:42,560
kyle we can still talk his friends
though right

1513
01:25:42,560 --> 01:25:46,159
though right
i'm sorry larry kyle

1514
01:25:46,159 --> 01:25:48,870
i'm sorry larry kyle
goodbye larry kyle

1515
01:25:48,870 --> 01:25:51,979
goodbye larry kyle
[Music]

1516
01:25:52,840 --> 01:25:54,400
kyle

1517
01:25:54,400 --> 01:25:56,719
kyle
kyle

1518
01:26:00,880 --> 01:26:03,199
hey mia you want some baklava this stuff

1519
01:26:03,199 --> 01:26:04,719
hey mia you want some baklava this stuff
is so good it's got like these thin

1520
01:26:04,719 --> 01:26:07,040
is so good it's got like these thin
layers of phyllo dough with

1521
01:26:07,040 --> 01:26:09,520
layers of phyllo dough with
little thanks do you know why not oh hey

1522
01:26:09,520 --> 01:26:10,320
little thanks do you know why not oh hey
dad hi

1523
01:26:10,320 --> 01:26:11,679
dad hi
sam oh good you're having some of the

1524
01:26:11,679 --> 01:26:13,360
sam oh good you're having some of the
pastry and did you offer some naniya

1525
01:26:13,360 --> 01:26:14,239
pastry and did you offer some naniya
yeah of course but

1526
01:26:14,239 --> 01:26:17,360
yeah of course but
she said no okay

1527
01:26:17,760 --> 01:26:19,600
nice to meet you um i don't mean to be

1528
01:26:19,600 --> 01:26:21,440
nice to meet you um i don't mean to be
rude um you're not being rude

1529
01:26:21,440 --> 01:26:25,120
rude um you're not being rude
it's over you won have a seat

1530
01:26:25,120 --> 01:26:27,440
it's over you won have a seat
my dad's taking over as ceo of schoolnet

1531
01:26:27,440 --> 01:26:28,880
my dad's taking over as ceo of schoolnet
larry allen's ass is out of there and

1532
01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:30,000
larry allen's ass is out of there and
the alt center's done

1533
01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:33,120
the alt center's done
red tap right kid nia the protest in a

1534
01:26:33,120 --> 01:26:34,159
red tap right kid nia the protest in a
powerful message

1535
01:26:34,159 --> 01:26:36,000
powerful message
and you seem to have emerged as their

1536
01:26:36,000 --> 01:26:38,159
and you seem to have emerged as their
leader so you are the type of people

1537
01:26:38,159 --> 01:26:40,320
leader so you are the type of people
that we want

1538
01:26:40,320 --> 01:26:43,600
that we want
we need at school now so

1539
01:26:43,600 --> 01:26:45,120
we need at school now so
how would you like to take over for me

1540
01:26:45,120 --> 01:26:47,120
how would you like to take over for me
as new cto you would be

1541
01:26:47,120 --> 01:26:50,159
as new cto you would be
the youngest cto to ever work at a

1542
01:26:50,159 --> 01:26:52,719
the youngest cto to ever work at a
company this big like ever

1543
01:26:52,719 --> 01:26:54,320
company this big like ever
you know what a cto is right it's the

1544
01:26:54,320 --> 01:26:56,719
you know what a cto is right it's the
chief tech i know what a cto is sam

1545
01:26:56,719 --> 01:26:58,000
chief tech i know what a cto is sam
if you'd like to be involved in the

1546
01:26:58,000 --> 01:27:00,639
if you'd like to be involved in the
future of education forming its path

1547
01:27:00,639 --> 01:27:02,000
future of education forming its path
and this is the type of thing you should

1548
01:27:02,000 --> 01:27:04,000
and this is the type of thing you should
give serious thought to i'd offer to the

1549
01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:05,040
give serious thought to i'd offer to the
boy but he's

1550
01:27:05,040 --> 01:27:07,760
boy but he's
well i'll give you some time to think

1551
01:27:07,760 --> 01:27:08,480
well i'll give you some time to think
about it

1552
01:27:08,480 --> 01:27:10,000
about it
feel free to have some pastry it's

1553
01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:12,080
feel free to have some pastry it's
really quite good

1554
01:27:12,080 --> 01:27:13,679
really quite good
about it so it's got like this honey

1555
01:27:13,679 --> 01:27:15,600
about it so it's got like this honey
like sauce thing on it and then inside

1556
01:27:15,600 --> 01:27:16,239
like sauce thing on it and then inside
there's like

1557
01:27:16,239 --> 01:27:18,639
there's like
like walnuts and pistachios and my dad

1558
01:27:18,639 --> 01:27:20,000
like walnuts and pistachios and my dad
actually knows the guy who works like a

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01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:22,239
actually knows the guy who works like a
couple
couple
at the restroom and he gives him like an

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01:27:22,239 --> 01:27:23,920
at the restroom and he gives him like an
extra free piece every time

1561
01:27:23,920 --> 01:27:27,520
extra free piece every time
that's so cool and so like what is up

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01:27:27,520 --> 01:27:29,600
that's so cool and so like what is up
kids my name is sam bosinski

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kids my name is sam bosinski
and i'm so freaking stoked to announce

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01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:33,920
and i'm so freaking stoked to announce
that i will be accepting the position

1565
01:27:33,920 --> 01:27:37,360
that i will be accepting the position
of cto at schoolnet also

1566
01:27:37,360 --> 01:27:39,920
of cto at schoolnet also
dad i want to address you personally i

1567
01:27:39,920 --> 01:27:40,719
dad i want to address you personally i
am so

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am so
stoked and proud of you for locking down

1569
01:27:43,040 --> 01:27:46,000
stoked and proud of you for locking down
that position of ceo at school now so as

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that position of ceo at school now so as
you can tell
you can tell
the bazinski boys are going to be

1571
01:27:48,080 --> 01:27:49,760
the bazinski boys are going to be
bringing a lot of new changes to the

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bringing a lot of new changes to the
company and things are going to start to

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01:27:51,040 --> 01:28:01,840
company and things are going to start to
look a lot more dope around here

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