1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:12,344 --> 00:00:14,517 I felt very vulnerable as a woman. 4 00:00:14,551 --> 00:00:16,034 Like, I was much smaller. 5 00:00:16,068 --> 00:00:18,862 Even though you're not a-- I don't know, I mean, you're-- 6 00:00:18,896 --> 00:00:21,758 you're not considered a vulnerable person a lot of times, 7 00:00:21,793 --> 00:00:24,068 I'm half, one third the size now. 8 00:00:24,103 --> 00:00:26,655 -And you had a vagina, which was-- -And-- yeah. 9 00:00:26,689 --> 00:00:29,586 I usually don't have things that people want to have sex with, 10 00:00:29,620 --> 00:00:31,344 so that was very strange for me. 11 00:00:32,068 --> 00:00:34,344 -Uh... -[chuckles] 12 00:00:34,379 --> 00:00:36,413 [cheerful rock music] 13 00:00:38,379 --> 00:00:40,413 [air conditioner buzzing] 14 00:00:48,379 --> 00:00:49,344 [sharp thuds] 15 00:00:51,655 --> 00:00:52,931 -[Christmas music] -[soft rattles] 16 00:00:52,965 --> 00:00:55,103 Mommy, why is Christmas canceled? 17 00:00:55,896 --> 00:00:57,172 Don't worry, son. 18 00:00:57,206 --> 00:00:59,413 Christmas can never truly be canceled. 19 00:01:00,275 --> 00:01:02,965 -Will that be all, Mr. Crenshaw? -Hey, Mark, you've done enough. 20 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,379 Why don't you go home and spend some time with the family? 21 00:01:06,206 --> 00:01:07,310 Take care of yourself. 22 00:01:07,344 --> 00:01:08,413 [Vanessa] Becky, we need to hurry! 23 00:01:08,448 --> 00:01:09,482 The bank is going to take possession 24 00:01:09,517 --> 00:01:10,827 of this place at midnight! 25 00:01:10,862 --> 00:01:12,551 [Becky] Vanessa, we know that. 26 00:01:13,586 --> 00:01:15,275 Why aren't you upset about this? 27 00:01:15,310 --> 00:01:16,896 [coughs] Oh, it's very sad. 28 00:01:16,931 --> 00:01:18,620 Becky, I've got something to show you! 29 00:01:18,655 --> 00:01:20,034 I don't want to hear it. 30 00:01:20,068 --> 00:01:21,137 Haven't you done enough already? 31 00:01:21,172 --> 00:01:22,344 [Phillip] I-- I found the deed. 32 00:01:23,068 --> 00:01:24,689 It was in your ornament this whole time. 33 00:01:24,724 --> 00:01:26,896 [Becky] My grandmother's ornament? 34 00:01:28,655 --> 00:01:32,241 [Mr. Crenshaw] This means that the bank doesn't have to foreclose on us. 35 00:01:32,275 --> 00:01:34,896 It says Vanessa signed off on this. 36 00:01:34,931 --> 00:01:36,655 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not so fast! 37 00:01:36,689 --> 00:01:38,448 Is this mean you're going to stay? 38 00:01:38,482 --> 00:01:41,620 -[chuckles] -Oh, Phillip has to go back home to Dallas. 39 00:01:41,655 --> 00:01:42,758 This is my home. 40 00:01:44,620 --> 00:01:47,448 But your dream of being an Olympic fencer... 41 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:49,448 That's not important any more. 42 00:01:49,482 --> 00:01:50,689 When I found out I inherited 43 00:01:50,724 --> 00:01:52,586 a Christmas tree farm in Mellow Falls, 44 00:01:53,551 --> 00:01:55,000 I didn't even know where that was. 45 00:01:56,172 --> 00:01:57,586 I knew nothing of haystack dances 46 00:01:57,620 --> 00:02:00,517 or Earl's Gingerbread contests. 47 00:02:00,551 --> 00:02:02,724 And I didn't know I'd find a girl as wonderful as you here. 48 00:02:02,758 --> 00:02:04,724 [inspirational music] 49 00:02:04,758 --> 00:02:05,655 [ornament rattles] 50 00:02:05,689 --> 00:02:07,379 You never forget who you are. 51 00:02:08,068 --> 00:02:10,379 Oh, just kiss her already! 52 00:02:10,413 --> 00:02:12,068 Earl! Have you been here this whole time? 53 00:02:12,103 --> 00:02:13,172 [laughs] 54 00:02:13,206 --> 00:02:14,586 Well, you heard the man. 55 00:02:15,931 --> 00:02:17,965 [inspirational music] 56 00:02:20,448 --> 00:02:22,482 [applauding] 57 00:02:28,931 --> 00:02:30,758 [sharp rattles] 58 00:02:33,655 --> 00:02:36,413 During that time, I was pretty much a mess. 59 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:39,586 I was moping around, I was pretty heartbroken. 60 00:02:39,620 --> 00:02:42,413 The breakup made me put up a huge wall 61 00:02:42,448 --> 00:02:44,862 and find it difficult to connect with people 62 00:02:44,896 --> 00:02:47,103 or even be around people after that. 63 00:02:48,689 --> 00:02:49,620 [refrigerator buzzes] 64 00:02:49,655 --> 00:02:50,931 Hi, Maria. 65 00:02:50,965 --> 00:02:52,034 How are you? 66 00:02:53,068 --> 00:02:54,965 [sighs] Not great. 67 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,655 Let's just say I didn't handle the breakup well. 68 00:02:57,689 --> 00:02:59,517 -My family never really liked him... -Why are you upset 69 00:02:59,551 --> 00:03:00,758 about breaking up with him? 70 00:03:00,793 --> 00:03:01,793 You're acting like Mom! 71 00:03:01,827 --> 00:03:03,517 I u-- used to always think it was-- 72 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:04,965 would be better to be a guy, 73 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,034 and that I probably wouldn't be feeling 74 00:03:07,068 --> 00:03:09,103 as sad as I was feeling 75 00:03:09,137 --> 00:03:10,310 if I was just a guy. 76 00:03:10,344 --> 00:03:11,379 I wish I was a guy! 77 00:03:11,413 --> 00:03:12,620 Better be careful what you wish for, 78 00:03:12,655 --> 00:03:14,241 because that did happen. 79 00:03:14,275 --> 00:03:16,241 -And the last thing you wanted was to be a man... -And-- 80 00:03:16,275 --> 00:03:18,172 -...I guess. -The last thing I wanted 81 00:03:18,206 --> 00:03:19,482 was to, um, 82 00:03:19,517 --> 00:03:21,344 be in this position that we're in. 83 00:03:21,379 --> 00:03:23,793 Being a man was one thing, but being... 84 00:03:24,551 --> 00:03:26,482 -Yeah, but I-- -...Casey was another. 85 00:03:26,517 --> 00:03:27,413 [slosh] 86 00:03:27,448 --> 00:03:28,275 [Casey] Okay, I was 87 00:03:28,310 --> 00:03:29,172 a little bit unhealthy. 88 00:03:29,206 --> 00:03:31,827 His lifestyle went against 89 00:03:31,862 --> 00:03:32,724 everything I believed in. 90 00:03:32,758 --> 00:03:34,344 Whoa, wait. Check her out. 91 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,655 I mean, the lettering is right on the butt. 92 00:03:37,689 --> 00:03:39,068 It's just begging to be looked at. 93 00:03:40,896 --> 00:03:43,034 [man on radio] Do you drive your car or does your car drive you? 94 00:03:43,068 --> 00:03:45,758 -Come on down... -In Soviet Russia, car drive you. 95 00:03:47,172 --> 00:03:49,448 And while I'm closer with my brother 96 00:03:49,482 --> 00:03:51,448 than probably you are with your sister, I-- 97 00:03:51,482 --> 00:03:54,137 I was pretty lonely at the time too, I think. 98 00:03:54,172 --> 00:03:55,655 -Uh... -[CJ] So I think in that sense, 99 00:03:55,689 --> 00:04:00,241 we were two lonely people living very different lifestyles. 100 00:04:00,275 --> 00:04:02,551 I don't want to say we were forced together. 101 00:04:02,586 --> 00:04:05,448 -It's called fate. It's called destiny. -Oh, fate, destiny. 102 00:04:06,344 --> 00:04:07,413 -Yeah. -Yeah. 103 00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:09,448 [upbeat rock music] 104 00:04:10,620 --> 00:04:13,448 [interviewer] Now, can you all introduce yourselves? 105 00:04:13,482 --> 00:04:14,862 I'm Casey. 106 00:04:14,896 --> 00:04:16,172 My name is CJ. 107 00:04:17,965 --> 00:04:19,103 We swapped bodies. 108 00:04:19,137 --> 00:04:21,172 [lively music] 109 00:04:25,068 --> 00:04:27,310 [car engine rumbling] 110 00:04:31,620 --> 00:04:32,482 [soft thud] 111 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:39,103 [paper rustling] 112 00:05:00,517 --> 00:05:02,827 -[phone ringing] -[man] So I guess you know that Hitchero & Company 113 00:05:02,862 --> 00:05:04,068 wants to buy us out. 114 00:05:04,103 --> 00:05:07,206 But we obviously want to fetch a good price. 115 00:05:08,586 --> 00:05:10,172 [soft thud] 116 00:05:10,206 --> 00:05:11,068 Swish. 117 00:05:11,103 --> 00:05:12,448 I'm sorry, sir. 118 00:05:12,482 --> 00:05:13,413 Buy us out? 119 00:05:13,448 --> 00:05:15,310 I-- I thought it was a merger. 120 00:05:16,172 --> 00:05:17,586 What's the difference? 121 00:05:17,620 --> 00:05:21,034 Well, both companies get to keep their identities, for one. 122 00:05:21,068 --> 00:05:23,413 Oh, I don't think you know mergers work. 123 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:24,620 I've been married 20 years, 124 00:05:24,655 --> 00:05:26,586 I've never heard of it working that way. 125 00:05:26,620 --> 00:05:30,793 Besides, I want to cash out now while I can still enjoy my money. 126 00:05:30,827 --> 00:05:32,448 And I know I couldn't have a better person 127 00:05:32,482 --> 00:05:34,655 to help me negotiate with Hitchero & Company... 128 00:05:35,413 --> 00:05:36,827 other than you. 129 00:05:36,862 --> 00:05:38,034 Me? 130 00:05:38,068 --> 00:05:40,172 I-- I would love to, sir. [softly chuckles] 131 00:05:40,206 --> 00:05:41,965 I know you'll do a good job. 132 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,000 I'd have to be an idiot to mess this up! 133 00:05:45,620 --> 00:05:47,517 Eight o'clock? Yeah, come over 134 00:05:47,551 --> 00:05:49,896 and we'll think of something to do from there. 135 00:05:49,931 --> 00:05:50,896 Okay. Bye. 136 00:05:52,275 --> 00:05:53,137 Roy! 137 00:05:58,931 --> 00:06:00,551 -[knocking on door] -Roy. 138 00:06:01,310 --> 00:06:02,931 Casey, 139 00:06:02,965 --> 00:06:04,379 you are invading my quiet place, 140 00:06:04,413 --> 00:06:05,931 you better have a damn good reason! 141 00:06:05,965 --> 00:06:07,068 Roy, it's about Wendy. 142 00:06:08,344 --> 00:06:09,896 Wendy? The hot Italian chick, Wendy? 143 00:06:09,931 --> 00:06:11,965 [birds chirping] 144 00:06:12,655 --> 00:06:14,000 Proceed. 145 00:06:14,034 --> 00:06:15,793 I got a date with her tonight. What do I do? 146 00:06:15,827 --> 00:06:17,206 You have a date with her tonight? 147 00:06:17,241 --> 00:06:19,793 Okay. Well, easy-peasy, lemon squeezy, my friend. 148 00:06:19,827 --> 00:06:21,793 You put on a horror film, right? 149 00:06:21,827 --> 00:06:23,793 You get all snuggly on the couch. 150 00:06:23,827 --> 00:06:26,034 You let her see all these people die horrific deaths, 151 00:06:26,068 --> 00:06:27,724 and it gets her in the mood to repopulate, 152 00:06:27,758 --> 00:06:29,172 if you know what I'm saying. 153 00:06:29,206 --> 00:06:30,655 [laughs] You know? 154 00:06:30,689 --> 00:06:32,344 Sex, Casey. Jesus. 155 00:06:32,379 --> 00:06:33,517 Netflix and chill? 156 00:06:33,551 --> 00:06:35,551 It's the first date. I need a wing man. 157 00:06:35,586 --> 00:06:36,896 Mm-mm. No, no, no, no, no. 158 00:06:36,931 --> 00:06:38,896 Alright. It's not a "group hang" 159 00:06:38,931 --> 00:06:40,275 if it's a couple... 160 00:06:40,310 --> 00:06:42,275 and then one guy hanging out with the couple. 161 00:06:42,310 --> 00:06:43,551 You know what this is called? 162 00:06:43,586 --> 00:06:44,689 Ménage à trois? 163 00:06:45,448 --> 00:06:47,862 What? No. It's called being a third wheel, it sucks. 164 00:06:47,896 --> 00:06:51,241 You know, the French have, like, 300 words for three-way. 165 00:06:51,275 --> 00:06:52,758 It's like Eskimos and snow. 166 00:06:55,586 --> 00:06:57,620 [TV plays] 167 00:06:57,655 --> 00:06:58,586 [sharp gunshots] 168 00:06:59,551 --> 00:07:01,655 [gunshots continue] 169 00:07:05,448 --> 00:07:07,379 -[man on video game] Whoa! -[video game announcer] Loser. 170 00:07:07,413 --> 00:07:09,413 What other games do you have? 171 00:07:09,448 --> 00:07:11,896 Oh, um, Rage, Primal Rage, 172 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:14,206 Streets of Rage, Street Fighter, 173 00:07:14,241 --> 00:07:17,517 Final Fight, Final Fantasy, Phantasy Star, 174 00:07:17,551 --> 00:07:18,620 Star Wars... 175 00:07:18,655 --> 00:07:19,517 Okay. 176 00:07:19,551 --> 00:07:21,034 ...Star Trek, Starcraft, 177 00:07:21,068 --> 00:07:22,551 Minecraft, Warcraft... 178 00:07:23,241 --> 00:07:26,172 God of War, Gears of War, Metal Gear Solid... 179 00:07:26,206 --> 00:07:28,034 Twisted Metal, Metal Slug, 180 00:07:28,068 --> 00:07:30,862 Metal Gear Rising, Dead Rising, 181 00:07:30,896 --> 00:07:31,896 Dead or Alive... 182 00:07:32,758 --> 00:07:35,137 Oh, wait, I sold that one to GameStop. Sorry. 183 00:07:39,103 --> 00:07:41,137 [light suspenseful music] 184 00:07:46,620 --> 00:07:47,517 [light switch clicks] 185 00:07:49,482 --> 00:07:52,482 [CJ] You want to come get your stuff now? On a Friday night? 186 00:07:52,517 --> 00:07:54,379 -I'm going out! -[man on the phone] Yeah, well, get over it! 187 00:07:54,413 --> 00:07:56,000 [CJ] Barry, you took my dog! 188 00:07:56,034 --> 00:07:57,655 [Barry] It's our dog. I was there when you got him. 189 00:07:57,689 --> 00:07:59,896 [CJ] No, it's not our dog, it's my dog! 190 00:07:59,931 --> 00:08:02,000 [Barry] I paid for him. It's my dog! 191 00:08:02,034 --> 00:08:04,620 You know what? You're ruining my night! Good bye! 192 00:08:04,655 --> 00:08:05,896 [sighs] 193 00:08:05,931 --> 00:08:06,965 [deeply exhales] 194 00:08:14,275 --> 00:08:17,689 So, when are you going to show me around town? 195 00:08:17,724 --> 00:08:19,655 Well, I'm a bit of a home-buddy, but... 196 00:08:20,448 --> 00:08:21,586 I-- I'll take you out. 197 00:08:21,620 --> 00:08:22,551 How about Tuesday? 198 00:08:23,655 --> 00:08:25,310 Sounds great. 199 00:08:27,965 --> 00:08:29,275 -See you then. -Bye-bye. 200 00:08:30,517 --> 00:08:31,379 Bye! 201 00:08:34,241 --> 00:08:36,517 [whispers] Together, we're saving lemurs. Awesome. 202 00:08:36,551 --> 00:08:37,551 [softly slurps] 203 00:08:38,344 --> 00:08:39,586 [indistinctively murmurs] 204 00:08:39,620 --> 00:08:41,827 [birds chirping] 205 00:08:41,862 --> 00:08:43,758 [Casey vocalizes] 206 00:08:44,827 --> 00:08:47,482 Got a job interview today. How do I look? 207 00:08:47,517 --> 00:08:51,034 [deeply sighs] You look like a divorced alcoholic. 208 00:08:51,068 --> 00:08:52,379 That's what I'm going for. 209 00:08:52,413 --> 00:08:53,551 Well... 210 00:08:56,827 --> 00:08:58,172 [deeply sighs] 211 00:08:58,206 --> 00:09:00,655 [light Asian music] 212 00:09:03,068 --> 00:09:04,034 [keyboard clacking] 213 00:09:04,068 --> 00:09:06,034 [phone rings] 214 00:09:06,068 --> 00:09:07,448 Hey, could you get my report ready 215 00:09:07,482 --> 00:09:08,655 for the two o'clock meeting? 216 00:09:09,965 --> 00:09:12,068 [phone continues to ring] 217 00:09:17,206 --> 00:09:19,000 Is this the applicant? 218 00:09:19,931 --> 00:09:21,724 [secretary] Yes, I believe it is. 219 00:09:29,379 --> 00:09:31,413 [calm music] 220 00:09:32,586 --> 00:09:34,172 You can step into my office. 221 00:09:34,206 --> 00:09:36,241 Thanks for coming in, Casey. 222 00:09:36,275 --> 00:09:38,793 Your résumé really jumped out at me. 223 00:09:38,827 --> 00:09:43,000 We have the same name. Except I usually go by CJ. 224 00:09:43,034 --> 00:09:44,413 What's the J stand for? 225 00:09:45,413 --> 00:09:49,413 Oh, Casey Jones, I got it. That's hilarious. 226 00:09:49,448 --> 00:09:52,000 -Yeah. -"Even machines must obey the law. 227 00:09:52,034 --> 00:09:54,620 Lawbreakers shouldn't roll giant steel boulders 228 00:09:54,655 --> 00:09:57,068 down the steps of burning buildings!" 229 00:09:58,482 --> 00:09:59,551 What was that? 230 00:09:59,586 --> 00:10:00,793 The guy with the hockey mask. 231 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:05,413 Oh, Friday the 13th,okay. [chuckles] 232 00:10:05,448 --> 00:10:07,206 Well, I guess that is technically true. 233 00:10:07,241 --> 00:10:08,931 Who knows, but whatever. 234 00:10:10,965 --> 00:10:13,241 Why do you want to work at Versa Corporation? 235 00:10:13,275 --> 00:10:14,931 What is it about ballpoint pens, 236 00:10:14,965 --> 00:10:17,241 razors, and lighters that excite you? 237 00:10:17,275 --> 00:10:19,310 Uh, guess I always liked those things. 238 00:10:21,172 --> 00:10:22,206 Right. 239 00:10:23,448 --> 00:10:25,862 It says here you were the voice in the new Toy Story? 240 00:10:25,896 --> 00:10:27,862 Yes, I was the Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine. 241 00:10:29,517 --> 00:10:30,931 Really? 242 00:10:30,965 --> 00:10:32,448 Actually, it was Hulk Hands. 243 00:10:33,551 --> 00:10:35,034 How did that go? 244 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,482 [loud thud] 245 00:10:36,517 --> 00:10:38,068 Smash... 246 00:10:38,103 --> 00:10:40,241 Actually, it might have been Sock'em Boppers. 247 00:10:40,275 --> 00:10:42,379 Okay, I get the idea. 248 00:10:42,413 --> 00:10:46,517 Uh, we'll contact you at jamminbastardo@gmail.com? 249 00:10:46,551 --> 00:10:47,413 Guess what, lady? 250 00:10:48,551 --> 00:10:50,551 Human Resources lady. 251 00:10:51,413 --> 00:10:52,689 I know what you're thinking. 252 00:10:52,724 --> 00:10:53,965 News slash! 253 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,068 Humans aren't resources! 254 00:10:56,103 --> 00:10:58,517 We aren't meant to fuel your Matrixmachines 255 00:10:58,551 --> 00:11:00,758 with our babies' blood, okay? 256 00:11:00,793 --> 00:11:02,413 Soylent Greenis people. 257 00:11:02,448 --> 00:11:04,068 Did you know that? I think you did. 258 00:11:04,103 --> 00:11:06,000 I'm being very nice. 259 00:11:06,034 --> 00:11:08,827 Just because you're being nice doesn't mean you aren't being a dick about it. 260 00:11:08,862 --> 00:11:11,068 Okay, I'm done! This is ridiculous. 261 00:11:11,103 --> 00:11:12,620 -I'm shredding your resume! Ow! -No, no, just wait! 262 00:11:12,655 --> 00:11:14,034 [electric buzzes] 263 00:11:14,068 --> 00:11:15,034 [sharp thuds] 264 00:11:15,068 --> 00:11:16,275 [electric buzzes continue] 265 00:11:20,758 --> 00:11:22,793 [high-pitched ringing] 266 00:11:27,724 --> 00:11:29,758 [eerie music] 267 00:11:34,103 --> 00:11:35,965 [coughs] 268 00:11:40,655 --> 00:11:42,931 [keyboard clacking] 269 00:11:50,103 --> 00:11:52,413 [tap running] 270 00:11:53,586 --> 00:11:56,241 [toilet flush runs on] 271 00:12:01,413 --> 00:12:03,482 Um... what the hell are you doing? 272 00:12:04,206 --> 00:12:06,655 Lisa, I do not have time for you right now! 273 00:12:14,620 --> 00:12:15,586 Dammit. 274 00:12:20,068 --> 00:12:21,413 Where is Casey? 275 00:12:21,448 --> 00:12:24,034 The shredder blew up and she left me there for dead. 276 00:12:24,068 --> 00:12:26,827 What? Oh, my God! Are you okay? No, I-- I haven't seen him. 277 00:12:26,862 --> 00:12:27,965 Him? 278 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,689 Yes. Here let me get your jacket, 279 00:12:29,724 --> 00:12:31,206 you seem a little out of sorts. 280 00:12:31,241 --> 00:12:32,620 What is this? The fat guy 281 00:12:32,655 --> 00:12:34,448 in a little coat bit from Tommy Boy? 282 00:12:34,482 --> 00:12:36,758 -I'm leaving, lady. -No... 283 00:12:36,793 --> 00:12:38,827 [calm music] 284 00:12:43,517 --> 00:12:45,068 Hey! She was just-- 285 00:12:45,103 --> 00:12:48,310 Christina, cancel my two o'clock. I can't deal right now. 286 00:12:52,413 --> 00:12:54,172 What is going on around here? 287 00:12:56,931 --> 00:12:58,862 -[Casey screams] -[lively music] 288 00:12:58,896 --> 00:13:01,241 [CJ] All I remember is being shocked. 289 00:13:01,275 --> 00:13:06,724 Like a huge shock from my toes through my butt hole to my head. 290 00:13:06,758 --> 00:13:08,000 I mean, I was... 291 00:13:08,034 --> 00:13:09,896 I didn't even realize I'd had swapped bodies 292 00:13:09,931 --> 00:13:12,517 And then I'm looking at myself in the sidewalk. 293 00:13:12,551 --> 00:13:13,896 [Casey] Oh, my God! How did this happen? 294 00:13:13,931 --> 00:13:15,931 -[CJ] I don't know. -Why are you me? Why am I you? 295 00:13:15,965 --> 00:13:17,655 -I don't know. -How am I going to take selfies now? 296 00:13:17,689 --> 00:13:19,379 -I don't know. I don't... -How do we swap back? 297 00:13:19,413 --> 00:13:20,793 -What if we're like this forever? -...know. 298 00:13:20,827 --> 00:13:22,068 [CJ] Pump the brakes, lady! 299 00:13:22,103 --> 00:13:24,551 I don't swap bodies every day. 300 00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:25,827 Take a chill pill. 301 00:13:27,034 --> 00:13:28,965 How can you be so calm about this? 302 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,206 I have to be this guy? 303 00:13:31,068 --> 00:13:32,000 Who is this guy? 304 00:13:32,689 --> 00:13:34,793 Who are you? And why aren't you freaking out? 305 00:13:34,827 --> 00:13:37,689 I mean, I didn't have anything else to do today. It's not a big deal. 306 00:13:37,724 --> 00:13:40,551 I'm unemployed and I live with my brother, Roy. Who cares? 307 00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:42,655 Well, I'm a career-minded woman. 308 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:44,241 And I have a lot going on right now. 309 00:13:44,275 --> 00:13:45,896 I can't go into work like this! 310 00:13:45,931 --> 00:13:47,068 Okay. 311 00:13:47,103 --> 00:13:48,827 If you keep up appearances for me, 312 00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,620 I'll keep up appearances for you. 313 00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:53,068 Do you know the first thing about being a woman? 314 00:13:53,103 --> 00:13:55,448 Uh, they like to be that Fixer Upperlady. 315 00:13:55,482 --> 00:13:56,758 Make cupcakes, 316 00:13:56,793 --> 00:13:59,482 go antique shopping and crank out kids. 317 00:13:59,517 --> 00:14:01,931 Mm... okay, that's pretty accurate. 318 00:14:01,965 --> 00:14:04,137 Alright, sweetheart. What do guys like? 319 00:14:04,172 --> 00:14:06,448 Okay. I want to sit on a throne of swords, 320 00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:09,034 a big cup of mead, 321 00:14:09,068 --> 00:14:11,689 and one of those hunks of meat, just chomp on it. 322 00:14:11,724 --> 00:14:12,586 Alright! 323 00:14:13,655 --> 00:14:15,482 Listen, I don't want to do this as much as you. 324 00:14:15,517 --> 00:14:16,896 [lively music] 325 00:14:16,931 --> 00:14:18,965 I'll be you, and you be me, 326 00:14:19,965 --> 00:14:21,344 and that's it. 327 00:14:21,379 --> 00:14:23,275 What do you say? Deal or no deal? 328 00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:24,620 Mm... okay. 329 00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:25,827 But first, let me get a selfie 330 00:14:25,862 --> 00:14:27,448 because I look too pretty right now. 331 00:14:27,482 --> 00:14:30,413 Come on! Don't tell me I'm some sort of basic bitch. 332 00:14:30,448 --> 00:14:34,793 -Ow... -[CJ] We had no choice but to suck it up and swap. 333 00:14:34,827 --> 00:14:37,172 We had to. We had to live each other's lives. 334 00:14:37,206 --> 00:14:38,758 This is a nightmare. 335 00:14:38,793 --> 00:14:40,275 This is nice. 336 00:14:40,310 --> 00:14:42,344 [lively music] 337 00:14:44,068 --> 00:14:46,620 [alarm beeping] 338 00:14:46,655 --> 00:14:48,827 One... one, one, one! 339 00:14:48,862 --> 00:14:49,724 That's an M&M? 340 00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:51,793 [beeping continues] 341 00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:54,931 Yes, Casey, what do you want? 342 00:14:54,965 --> 00:14:56,896 What is the code to your security system? 343 00:14:57,793 --> 00:14:59,275 Oh, I forgot about that. 344 00:14:59,310 --> 00:15:02,103 -90-97. -90-97. 345 00:15:02,137 --> 00:15:04,103 You have too much desirable shit in here. 346 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:07,344 What this house needs is a button where you push it 347 00:15:07,379 --> 00:15:09,689 and then a boar head pops out in the middle 348 00:15:09,724 --> 00:15:12,206 of a pentagram with a bunch of people's 349 00:15:12,241 --> 00:15:14,482 pictures with their eye balls punched out. 350 00:15:14,517 --> 00:15:16,517 I mean, and candles too. 351 00:15:16,551 --> 00:15:18,448 A burglar would see that and run out of here. 352 00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:21,000 Yeah, I don't think ADT sells that model. 353 00:15:23,655 --> 00:15:25,689 [birds chirping] 354 00:15:29,793 --> 00:15:31,448 [alarm rings] 355 00:15:34,689 --> 00:15:35,517 [sharp thud] 356 00:15:36,275 --> 00:15:39,103 What ungodly hour is this? 357 00:15:39,137 --> 00:15:41,172 [electronic music] 358 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,689 [Casey] Well, the first day of being a woman, 359 00:15:43,724 --> 00:15:47,103 I found that there was so many options for clothes. 360 00:15:47,137 --> 00:15:49,655 I thought you just threw on a pair of jeans 361 00:15:49,689 --> 00:15:53,793 and a shirt and then that is your outfit forever. 362 00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:55,655 [CJ] I mean, you're really struggling 363 00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:58,620 with the hair and makeup situation. 364 00:15:58,655 --> 00:15:59,758 More green. 365 00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,862 [upbeat electronic music] 366 00:16:18,068 --> 00:16:22,137 [CJ] Um, I definitely stuck out being a 6'4... 367 00:16:22,172 --> 00:16:24,034 male wearing yoga pants, 368 00:16:24,068 --> 00:16:28,034 -But, um, I refuse to wear... -Oh, well-- anything else? 369 00:16:28,068 --> 00:16:30,241 ...whatever the hell you had in that closet. 370 00:16:30,275 --> 00:16:32,310 [upbeat music] 371 00:16:33,103 --> 00:16:34,000 [softly burps] 372 00:16:42,344 --> 00:16:43,793 Oh, my God. 373 00:16:43,827 --> 00:16:45,931 [soft clicks] 374 00:16:45,965 --> 00:16:47,448 There are so many ants! 375 00:16:49,172 --> 00:16:50,379 I know. 376 00:16:50,413 --> 00:16:52,275 -[birds chirping] -[softly snorts] 377 00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:54,586 I knew that too. I mean, I'm cool with ants. 378 00:16:55,344 --> 00:16:56,206 [mug softly clanks] 379 00:16:56,241 --> 00:16:57,310 So, what are you doing today, 380 00:16:57,344 --> 00:16:58,310 big fella? 381 00:17:01,413 --> 00:17:03,000 Well, we, big fellas, 382 00:17:03,034 --> 00:17:04,620 are going to the golf course today. 383 00:17:04,655 --> 00:17:05,482 Did you forget? 384 00:17:06,413 --> 00:17:09,000 -No. -Good, because I need my caddy. 385 00:17:09,034 --> 00:17:10,275 And I also need you to change out 386 00:17:10,310 --> 00:17:12,448 of Mom's yoga pants. Stat. 387 00:17:12,482 --> 00:17:14,655 Or at the very least, put a fig leaf over your junk 388 00:17:14,689 --> 00:17:16,344 because you're practically nude in my kitchen. 389 00:17:18,793 --> 00:17:20,827 [printer whirring] 390 00:17:23,275 --> 00:17:25,275 [CJ] I mean, I've worked so hard for my job 391 00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:26,793 to get to where I was. 392 00:17:26,827 --> 00:17:29,689 The thought of him taking my position 393 00:17:29,724 --> 00:17:32,137 -was probably my worst nightmare come to life. -Good morning! 394 00:17:32,172 --> 00:17:33,620 -[phone ringing] -Good morning. 395 00:17:34,655 --> 00:17:36,517 Oh, here is this report you requested. 396 00:17:36,551 --> 00:17:37,482 There you go. 397 00:17:38,827 --> 00:17:40,793 -Give me that. -So that thing with you and Casey yesterday. 398 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:43,034 That was odd. Are you okay? 399 00:17:43,068 --> 00:17:45,034 -Me? Casey? -Mm-hmm. 400 00:17:45,068 --> 00:17:48,241 No. Everything couldn't be more normal. 401 00:17:48,275 --> 00:17:51,310 Okay, just double-checking. Um, do you want me to call him back for a second interview? 402 00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:54,448 No. No, no, no, no, no, no. He's... 403 00:17:54,482 --> 00:17:57,103 Right, he's a... [chuckles] bit of a loser, right? 404 00:17:57,137 --> 00:17:58,344 No. 405 00:17:58,379 --> 00:18:00,000 No, I-- he's a cool guy. 406 00:18:00,793 --> 00:18:02,482 CIA, you know. 407 00:18:02,517 --> 00:18:04,413 Really? You're sure? 408 00:18:04,448 --> 00:18:05,931 Did he tell you that? 409 00:18:05,965 --> 00:18:08,586 Because aren't they supposed to, like, keep that stuff secret? 410 00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:10,448 Yeah... pillow talk. 411 00:18:11,482 --> 00:18:13,000 We had sex. 412 00:18:13,034 --> 00:18:16,068 -Oh, okay... -You know, his big, fat penis 413 00:18:16,103 --> 00:18:20,172 made me squirt all over the place. I mean, it was wild. 414 00:18:20,206 --> 00:18:25,034 -[whispers] Waterfalls. -Wow. That's the weirdest thing I've ever heard you say. 415 00:18:25,068 --> 00:18:27,413 Sex talk. What can I say? You know how us girls are. 416 00:18:28,793 --> 00:18:30,689 You know what? I'm going to go to my office. 417 00:18:30,724 --> 00:18:33,000 I have meetings to schedule. 418 00:18:34,517 --> 00:18:36,551 -[sharp thud] -[light jazz music] 419 00:18:38,241 --> 00:18:40,517 You're dressed like Prince George. 420 00:18:40,551 --> 00:18:42,344 [laughs] Can I get a... 421 00:18:43,310 --> 00:18:44,689 Oh, look at you! You're learning! 422 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,931 -Alright. -I've been in the country club a few times. 423 00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:49,310 What country club? I don't take you to a country club. 424 00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:52,965 It's a joke man. Lighten up. 425 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,551 Alright. Well, now is not the time for joking. 426 00:18:56,241 --> 00:18:57,655 Now is the time for training. 427 00:18:57,689 --> 00:18:59,482 Mark my words, brother. 428 00:18:59,517 --> 00:19:02,448 This time next week, I'll make it into the top 500. 429 00:19:02,482 --> 00:19:03,551 In the world? 430 00:19:03,586 --> 00:19:04,448 In the state! 431 00:19:05,482 --> 00:19:06,344 [sharp thud] 432 00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:09,172 Hot damn. 433 00:19:11,103 --> 00:19:12,310 [laughs] 434 00:19:14,241 --> 00:19:15,724 [golf clubs softly rattle] 435 00:19:15,758 --> 00:19:19,068 The short time I had at Versa, I knew that place was... 436 00:19:20,655 --> 00:19:21,758 all over the place. 437 00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:22,655 [light electronic music] 438 00:19:22,689 --> 00:19:24,034 So, get this. 439 00:19:24,068 --> 00:19:25,724 Pizza Pop-Tarts. 440 00:19:26,586 --> 00:19:29,482 Ted, we don't own Pop-Tarts. 441 00:19:29,517 --> 00:19:31,206 We don't even sell food! 442 00:19:31,241 --> 00:19:33,862 We wouldn't call it Pop-Tarts, maybe, like, Pizza Pastry. 443 00:19:33,896 --> 00:19:36,413 Right? A pastry with the sauce, meat, and cheese 444 00:19:36,448 --> 00:19:38,137 baked right in the crust 445 00:19:38,172 --> 00:19:39,413 that you put in a toaster. 446 00:19:40,482 --> 00:19:41,379 What is the icing? 447 00:19:42,689 --> 00:19:44,448 Don't tell me it's one of those weird ones without the icing. 448 00:19:44,482 --> 00:19:46,793 Icing goes on Toaster Strudels. 449 00:19:46,827 --> 00:19:48,310 It wouldn't be icing! We'd have, like, you know, 450 00:19:48,344 --> 00:19:50,689 marinara in the packets, alright? 451 00:19:50,724 --> 00:19:53,068 I'm telling you, it's brilliant. It's delicious. 452 00:19:53,103 --> 00:19:54,413 It's "brillicious." 453 00:19:55,310 --> 00:19:56,413 Pizza Pop-Tarts. 454 00:20:00,379 --> 00:20:03,103 Okay, can we get this meeting started? 455 00:20:03,137 --> 00:20:05,206 [paper lightly rustles] 456 00:20:07,137 --> 00:20:10,137 So, the big deal is this week. 457 00:20:11,482 --> 00:20:12,758 That is the word on the street. 458 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,241 Suffice to say this is very important to us and, look, 459 00:20:17,275 --> 00:20:20,000 I know you're going to knock it out of the park. I know this. 460 00:20:20,034 --> 00:20:22,034 I-- I just want everything to go off without a hitch, 461 00:20:22,068 --> 00:20:24,034 and these guys are a little old fashioned, 462 00:20:24,068 --> 00:20:26,379 so I was wondering if you wouldn't mind 463 00:20:26,413 --> 00:20:27,793 wearing a dress to the meeting. 464 00:20:28,965 --> 00:20:29,827 A dress? 465 00:20:31,068 --> 00:20:32,379 Wait... you think I'm gay? 466 00:20:33,172 --> 00:20:34,275 No, I didn't say that! 467 00:20:34,310 --> 00:20:36,344 That's not something I-- I mean... 468 00:20:36,379 --> 00:20:38,137 That's none of my business, you know. 469 00:20:38,172 --> 00:20:41,068 I-- look, forget I said anything. 470 00:20:41,103 --> 00:20:43,517 Here is a little petty cash. 471 00:20:43,551 --> 00:20:44,655 Means nothing. 472 00:20:44,689 --> 00:20:46,379 Go buy yourself s-- something nice. 473 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:47,448 Don't sue. 474 00:20:47,482 --> 00:20:48,793 Ge-- get yourself some jeans, 475 00:20:48,827 --> 00:20:51,482 a new flannel shirt or something, or a dress. 476 00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:53,724 Forget I said anything. Forget it, forget it. 477 00:20:53,758 --> 00:20:55,758 [light lively music] 478 00:20:55,793 --> 00:20:58,965 [Casey] I did take it more seriously than I would 479 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,758 if I was having that job 480 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:03,137 because I hate authority, I hate bosses. 481 00:21:03,172 --> 00:21:05,896 -[CJ] You also don't like responsibility, I feel. -Hey! What's up? 482 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,896 [CJ] To you, it was kind of, like, a hangout. 483 00:21:07,931 --> 00:21:09,172 My man! How you doing? 484 00:21:09,206 --> 00:21:11,206 [Casey] It-- I was a bit unprofessional. 485 00:21:11,241 --> 00:21:14,206 What you got over there? It's, uh, interesting. Keep up the good work. 486 00:21:14,241 --> 00:21:16,482 But I showed up. I wanted you to keep your job. 487 00:21:16,517 --> 00:21:19,241 I wanted you to do well and land that deal. 488 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,862 You were probably there just for the food. 489 00:21:21,896 --> 00:21:23,172 Yeah. 490 00:21:23,206 --> 00:21:24,482 Oh! Doughnuts. 491 00:21:28,103 --> 00:21:30,482 [Casey] I didn't know you had different taste buds. 492 00:21:30,517 --> 00:21:33,000 That was a... that was a bit of a shock for me. 493 00:21:35,724 --> 00:21:38,034 I thought everyone had the same taste buds, but... 494 00:21:38,068 --> 00:21:39,862 Well, you learn something new 495 00:21:39,896 --> 00:21:43,241 -when you swap bodies. -This guy's face is less sensitive than my legs? 496 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,551 [soft scratch] 497 00:21:53,758 --> 00:21:55,000 [softly sighs] 498 00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:59,000 [phone ringing] 499 00:22:03,517 --> 00:22:04,931 Hello? 500 00:22:04,965 --> 00:22:06,137 What is this big deal? 501 00:22:06,172 --> 00:22:07,482 I just had a meeting with your boss 502 00:22:07,517 --> 00:22:09,068 and I had no idea what was going on. 503 00:22:09,103 --> 00:22:11,241 The boss will handle everything. 504 00:22:11,275 --> 00:22:13,379 The less you know, the better. 505 00:22:13,413 --> 00:22:15,068 That way you won't screw it up! 506 00:22:15,103 --> 00:22:17,275 Come on! I'm going in blind here. 507 00:22:17,310 --> 00:22:20,000 [loudly sighs] The short of it is 508 00:22:20,034 --> 00:22:23,620 a Japanese company is acquiring Versa for a billion dollars. 509 00:22:23,655 --> 00:22:24,965 Wait. A billion? 510 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,689 [snorts] Should be more, like, four billion. 511 00:22:27,724 --> 00:22:31,413 That's what Star Wars went for, and Marvel, and UFC. 512 00:22:31,448 --> 00:22:33,103 Come on! Don't sell yourself short. 513 00:22:33,137 --> 00:22:36,482 We aren't UFC. We aren't Star Wars. 514 00:22:36,517 --> 00:22:38,413 We make cheap plastic crap! 515 00:22:38,448 --> 00:22:41,068 Well, you guys actually make something. 516 00:22:41,103 --> 00:22:43,034 It's not a bunch of sweaty dudes in a cage 517 00:22:43,068 --> 00:22:45,172 or furry animals running around the forest. 518 00:22:45,206 --> 00:22:47,724 Listen. This deal is above my pay grade 519 00:22:47,758 --> 00:22:50,413 and it is definitely above yours. 520 00:22:51,206 --> 00:22:52,689 Just smile and nod. 521 00:22:52,724 --> 00:22:53,793 [sighs] 522 00:22:53,827 --> 00:22:54,689 Got it? 523 00:22:55,482 --> 00:22:57,793 Just smile and nod. Got it. 524 00:23:01,931 --> 00:23:03,896 -[bottles softly rattle] -[Roy burps] Oh. 525 00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:13,034 [laughs] Oh, shit! 526 00:23:16,862 --> 00:23:19,310 I c-- I can't, I-- [continues to laugh] 527 00:23:19,344 --> 00:23:20,862 I don't need to hear this right now! 528 00:23:20,896 --> 00:23:23,241 I'm bloated, I'm body-conscious! 529 00:23:23,275 --> 00:23:25,034 [loudly laughs] 530 00:23:25,068 --> 00:23:26,793 I'm going on a diet. That's it! 531 00:23:26,827 --> 00:23:29,034 [calm music] 532 00:23:29,068 --> 00:23:29,931 [door slams] 533 00:23:38,482 --> 00:23:39,758 [tense music] 534 00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:42,103 -Oh, my God! [hisses] -[hisses] 535 00:23:42,137 --> 00:23:45,827 I am so sorry for springing this on you, but I need you to watch Alex. 536 00:23:45,862 --> 00:23:47,448 -Sure. -Oh, you're a doll. 537 00:23:47,482 --> 00:23:50,206 -[CJ] You're the doll. -We got to get a new lenser. 538 00:23:50,241 --> 00:23:52,448 The last one ankled on us 539 00:23:52,482 --> 00:23:56,172 and we need to be ready to bow on the Peacock by fall. 540 00:23:56,206 --> 00:23:58,310 What did I tell you about talking in Variety Speak? 541 00:23:58,344 --> 00:24:00,862 It's the worst thing ever. 542 00:24:00,896 --> 00:24:02,448 [Maria] I'll be back in a few hours. 543 00:24:03,137 --> 00:24:05,517 Well, I am headed out. 544 00:24:05,551 --> 00:24:07,724 Later, sis. Be good. 545 00:24:07,758 --> 00:24:09,000 Later... sis. 546 00:24:11,379 --> 00:24:13,275 [door squeaks] 547 00:24:13,310 --> 00:24:14,689 [door closes] 548 00:24:14,724 --> 00:24:17,034 Who are you and why are you playing with my Yoda? 549 00:24:17,068 --> 00:24:17,931 [sighs] 550 00:24:18,793 --> 00:24:20,655 [ethereal music] 551 00:24:20,689 --> 00:24:23,758 [woman on video] In a moment I will guide you through a body scan 552 00:24:24,448 --> 00:24:27,310 to begin the process of relaxation, 553 00:24:27,344 --> 00:24:30,068 so you can release tension and negativity. 554 00:24:31,448 --> 00:24:33,620 By letting go completely, 555 00:24:33,655 --> 00:24:35,482 you can turn your attention inward. 556 00:24:36,758 --> 00:24:39,310 [Roy, in deep voice] Today marks the day 557 00:24:39,344 --> 00:24:42,000 the teddy bears will have their picnic. 558 00:24:42,931 --> 00:24:44,931 Little Bunny Foo Foo, 559 00:24:44,965 --> 00:24:47,137 hopping through the forest, 560 00:24:47,172 --> 00:24:52,103 scooping up field mice and bopping them on the head! 561 00:24:52,137 --> 00:24:53,931 [maniacal laughing] 562 00:24:53,965 --> 00:24:56,965 -[coughs and chuckles] -[woman] ...cool air as it passes 563 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,517 into your nostrils 564 00:25:01,137 --> 00:25:03,689 [phone rings] 565 00:25:07,724 --> 00:25:10,758 -Hello? -Some woman dropped off her kid. 566 00:25:10,793 --> 00:25:12,103 I think it's your sister. 567 00:25:12,137 --> 00:25:15,965 Oh. That's just Maria and Alex. He's well behaved. 568 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,862 Actually, while I have you on the line, 569 00:25:17,896 --> 00:25:20,965 what's with your brother saying creepy shit to me? 570 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,137 Like what? 571 00:25:22,172 --> 00:25:24,137 Like straight out of a horror movie. 572 00:25:24,172 --> 00:25:25,862 Oh, he's just being funny. 573 00:25:25,896 --> 00:25:27,482 I make my own horror movie trailers 574 00:25:27,517 --> 00:25:28,620 and put them on YouTube. 575 00:25:28,655 --> 00:25:29,965 Is that what you meant when you said 576 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,896 you're a voice-over artist? 577 00:25:31,931 --> 00:25:33,241 Um... 578 00:25:33,275 --> 00:25:34,724 I kind of am. 579 00:25:35,896 --> 00:25:37,000 Whatever. Goodbye. 580 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,310 [sighs] 581 00:25:41,344 --> 00:25:43,448 What can you tell me about girls? 582 00:25:43,482 --> 00:25:46,344 Um, in video games they can jump higher. 583 00:25:46,379 --> 00:25:47,689 [calm jazz music] 584 00:25:47,724 --> 00:25:49,758 How did you think I was in the actual Toy Story? 585 00:25:49,793 --> 00:25:52,000 -I just don't get that. -I never once believed 586 00:25:52,034 --> 00:25:54,310 you were in the actual Toy Story. 587 00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:56,862 -Um... okay. -I think you believed 588 00:25:56,896 --> 00:26:00,413 -you were really in the actual Toy Story. -[softly chuckles] 589 00:26:00,448 --> 00:26:02,000 You thought that video was funny. 590 00:26:03,758 --> 00:26:04,758 After the fact. 591 00:26:11,241 --> 00:26:13,275 [lively music] 592 00:26:13,310 --> 00:26:14,965 I ran out of your favorite flavor. 593 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,931 Doesn't that make you angry? 594 00:26:16,965 --> 00:26:19,068 My analyst wouldn't like me when I'm angry. 595 00:26:19,103 --> 00:26:22,517 She says I get upset at things that remind me of my mother. 596 00:26:22,551 --> 00:26:24,586 The problem is, she reminds me of my mother. 597 00:26:24,620 --> 00:26:26,275 It's a vicious cycle. 598 00:26:28,896 --> 00:26:31,344 [deeply inhales and exhales] 599 00:26:34,655 --> 00:26:35,517 [birds chirping] 600 00:26:35,551 --> 00:26:37,586 [guitar playing] 601 00:26:39,413 --> 00:26:40,586 [knocks on the door] 602 00:26:46,620 --> 00:26:48,034 -Hey. -[Roy] Hi. 603 00:26:48,068 --> 00:26:49,172 It's Casey here? 604 00:26:49,206 --> 00:26:51,448 Oh, no, he went out for a run, 605 00:26:51,482 --> 00:26:52,793 so, yeah, just me. 606 00:26:53,724 --> 00:26:54,965 -Okay. -Yeah. 607 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,206 I-- but, hey, since you're out there, 608 00:26:56,241 --> 00:26:59,034 could you throw this pizza box away for me? 609 00:26:59,068 --> 00:27:01,448 -Sure. -Awesome. Thank you. 610 00:27:01,482 --> 00:27:02,689 Oh, but not there, though! 611 00:27:02,724 --> 00:27:04,241 Casey can't see it. 612 00:27:04,275 --> 00:27:05,586 Uh, he's on a health fit. 613 00:27:05,620 --> 00:27:07,206 We're not supposed to eat pizza and I did. 614 00:27:07,241 --> 00:27:09,172 Uh, there's a trash can down there. 615 00:27:09,206 --> 00:27:10,655 -Okay. -If you can just put in there, 616 00:27:11,620 --> 00:27:13,517 -that'd be really great. Thanks. -Alright. 617 00:27:13,551 --> 00:27:15,551 Alright. Well, see you around. 618 00:27:17,482 --> 00:27:19,896 Well, when he first mentioned 619 00:27:19,931 --> 00:27:22,793 or implied that he had a friend, Wendy. 620 00:27:22,827 --> 00:27:25,241 I was expecting maybe a girl 621 00:27:25,275 --> 00:27:27,413 who worked at GameStop or something. 622 00:27:28,103 --> 00:27:32,655 -It takes a special kind of person to understand Casey. -Oh, dammit. 623 00:27:33,793 --> 00:27:35,896 -Hey. -Hello. 624 00:27:35,931 --> 00:27:37,655 Would you like some pizza? 625 00:27:37,689 --> 00:27:38,965 No, don't tempt me with that. 626 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,103 -I'm trying to avoid junk food. -Oh, oops. 627 00:27:41,137 --> 00:27:42,620 Okay, not doing that then. 628 00:27:42,655 --> 00:27:44,655 We need to, like, catch up with Wendy, 629 00:27:44,689 --> 00:27:46,689 -see what she-- Oh, we don't? Okay. -No, we don't. 630 00:27:47,448 --> 00:27:51,620 I mean, I'm-- I'm not, like, attracted to her anymore at all, 631 00:27:52,344 --> 00:27:54,241 like, I only have eyes for you. 632 00:27:54,275 --> 00:27:56,344 [CJ] Hmm... and for Lisa's butt. 633 00:27:58,413 --> 00:28:00,586 [Casey] She's, like, purely... 634 00:28:00,620 --> 00:28:01,793 How is it going? 635 00:28:01,827 --> 00:28:03,206 ...physical. Like, it's-- 636 00:28:03,241 --> 00:28:04,551 I mean, not even, like, 637 00:28:04,586 --> 00:28:05,896 I mean, not even l-- 638 00:28:05,931 --> 00:28:08,689 You're digging yourself in a very deep hole. 639 00:28:08,724 --> 00:28:10,965 I know this is coming out of left field, but, um... 640 00:28:11,655 --> 00:28:13,137 Would you like to go on a date sometime? 641 00:28:16,068 --> 00:28:19,241 -Sure. Why not? -Cool. 642 00:28:19,275 --> 00:28:22,103 I can't wait till you take me out on Tuesday. 643 00:28:22,137 --> 00:28:23,724 -Tuesday good? -Yeah. 644 00:28:23,758 --> 00:28:25,586 I can't wait either, you know. 645 00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:29,172 Um, so, I'm g-- I'm feeling real gross right now. 646 00:28:29,206 --> 00:28:32,241 I feel so bad. The other day I yelled at this guy in the women's restroom, 647 00:28:32,275 --> 00:28:34,620 but maybe he identifies as female. 648 00:28:34,655 --> 00:28:36,413 I got to go take a shower. 649 00:28:36,448 --> 00:28:38,827 -Okay. -But I'll see you Tuesday. 650 00:28:39,586 --> 00:28:42,689 [coughs] Uh, he's probably too manly for that. 651 00:28:42,724 --> 00:28:46,551 I don't know. He had very soft, delicate features. 652 00:28:46,586 --> 00:28:49,034 What does such a sweet girl see in such a loser? 653 00:28:49,068 --> 00:28:50,724 You ever heard of baby-faced assassin? 654 00:28:50,758 --> 00:28:53,103 You want my guess? She is a witch. 655 00:28:53,137 --> 00:28:54,793 Looking for her next plump victim. 656 00:28:54,827 --> 00:28:56,551 He even had tits. 657 00:28:56,586 --> 00:28:58,482 You're a hoot and a holler. 658 00:28:58,517 --> 00:29:01,482 So she's into you? Because you're a little "plump" yourself. 659 00:29:03,482 --> 00:29:04,413 Oh... 660 00:29:04,448 --> 00:29:06,965 So, uh. for our date, my place? 661 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:07,965 Seven o'clock? 662 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,344 -Yeah. -Tuesday? 663 00:29:10,103 --> 00:29:11,379 Cool, okay. 664 00:29:11,413 --> 00:29:13,448 [light jazz music] 665 00:29:14,275 --> 00:29:16,551 [door loudly squeaks] 666 00:29:18,241 --> 00:29:19,103 Hi. 667 00:29:21,137 --> 00:29:22,344 These are for you. 668 00:29:22,379 --> 00:29:24,103 [Casey] Yeah, so, she gave me flowers. 669 00:29:24,137 --> 00:29:25,655 -That was something new, I never got that. -Thanks. 670 00:29:25,689 --> 00:29:28,344 And then she was a bit upset 671 00:29:28,379 --> 00:29:31,793 that we weren't going to that place, but I thought, 672 00:29:31,827 --> 00:29:34,206 you know, "It's nice enough here." 673 00:29:34,241 --> 00:29:36,655 So, where are you taking me? 674 00:29:36,689 --> 00:29:38,379 I thought we'd order in. 675 00:29:38,413 --> 00:29:41,103 I thought we were going somewhere nice. 676 00:29:41,137 --> 00:29:42,620 This is nice. 677 00:29:42,655 --> 00:29:44,724 Yeah, I guess you're right. 678 00:29:45,793 --> 00:29:47,413 Plus, I've got coupons. 679 00:29:48,137 --> 00:29:49,241 Here is the menu. Make sure 680 00:29:49,275 --> 00:29:51,172 it's at least $35, 681 00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:53,034 but not too much over. 682 00:29:53,068 --> 00:29:55,103 Why can't you just relax? 683 00:29:55,137 --> 00:29:56,827 Because I don't want to waste my money. 684 00:29:57,655 --> 00:30:00,275 Plus, I work every day 685 00:30:00,310 --> 00:30:03,068 burning down native villages for it. 686 00:30:03,103 --> 00:30:06,448 I want to make sure that their sacrifice wasn't in vain. 687 00:30:06,482 --> 00:30:09,724 Oh, my God! Don't be such a drama queen. 688 00:30:09,758 --> 00:30:10,931 I was a little bit... 689 00:30:11,655 --> 00:30:12,758 excited. 690 00:30:12,793 --> 00:30:14,310 Because I was like, "Alright," like, 691 00:30:14,344 --> 00:30:15,827 "I know girls." 692 00:30:15,862 --> 00:30:17,758 What would you like to drink this evening, sir? 693 00:30:17,793 --> 00:30:19,965 Two glasses of your finest Cab. 694 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:20,862 Good. 695 00:30:21,655 --> 00:30:22,620 Thank you. 696 00:30:22,655 --> 00:30:24,137 [light jazz music] 697 00:30:24,172 --> 00:30:26,793 This place is amazing. 698 00:30:26,827 --> 00:30:28,620 I'm so glad you like it. 699 00:30:28,655 --> 00:30:31,241 I actually went with my sister here one time. 700 00:30:31,275 --> 00:30:32,310 She was going through a breakup 701 00:30:32,344 --> 00:30:34,482 and we came here and got so drunk, 702 00:30:34,517 --> 00:30:35,931 it was-- it was a lot of fun. 703 00:30:35,965 --> 00:30:38,068 Aww, that's so sweet. 704 00:30:38,103 --> 00:30:39,551 I didn't know you had a sister. 705 00:30:41,344 --> 00:30:42,931 Does she live around here? 706 00:30:42,965 --> 00:30:43,827 No. 707 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,413 Uh, what d-- what would you like on the menu? Like, uh, 708 00:30:47,448 --> 00:30:50,275 truffles? Duck? Lobster? 709 00:30:51,275 --> 00:30:52,655 Have whatever you want. It's on me. 710 00:30:53,482 --> 00:30:55,379 Don't tell me that you don't like Harry Potter. 711 00:30:55,413 --> 00:30:58,448 Well, I mean, wh-- why do they only take magic lessons? 712 00:30:58,482 --> 00:31:01,137 I mean, they just-- all they do is practice spells. 713 00:31:01,172 --> 00:31:03,793 When you're a woman, you're either a prude or you're a slut. 714 00:31:03,827 --> 00:31:06,310 Oh! How true. 715 00:31:06,344 --> 00:31:09,344 Also, I don't get why it's such an accomplishment for guys 716 00:31:09,379 --> 00:31:11,551 to have a lot of sex, but not for girls. 717 00:31:11,586 --> 00:31:12,758 I know, right? 718 00:31:13,862 --> 00:31:15,137 Oh, it gets on my nerves. 719 00:31:15,172 --> 00:31:16,655 You get it. 720 00:31:16,689 --> 00:31:18,655 Don't you think they could've found a better love interest 721 00:31:18,689 --> 00:31:21,034 than Kevin James for that movie? 722 00:31:21,068 --> 00:31:23,827 Well, take it up with Aristotle. 723 00:31:24,551 --> 00:31:26,068 He is the one that defined comedy 724 00:31:26,103 --> 00:31:28,517 as the ugly guy getting the hot girl. 725 00:31:28,551 --> 00:31:31,620 I love this. This has been so wonderful. 726 00:31:31,655 --> 00:31:33,551 I'm going to go powder my nose. 727 00:31:33,586 --> 00:31:34,448 You're coming with? 728 00:31:35,241 --> 00:31:38,413 [laughs] You're too cute! 729 00:31:38,448 --> 00:31:40,137 God, I can't stand Trump, 730 00:31:40,172 --> 00:31:41,793 he's so xenophobic. 731 00:31:41,827 --> 00:31:44,413 -And don't act like he's not in bed with those Russian-- -Shh. 732 00:31:45,103 --> 00:31:47,137 Let's stop this serious talk. 733 00:31:48,448 --> 00:31:50,000 Let's just say we... 734 00:31:52,379 --> 00:31:54,000 Uh, do you see what my eyebrows are doing? 735 00:31:56,931 --> 00:31:59,206 This is the worst date I've ever had. 736 00:32:00,034 --> 00:32:02,724 This was one of the best dates I've ever had. 737 00:32:04,137 --> 00:32:05,827 Seriously, I'm so happy! 738 00:32:05,862 --> 00:32:09,586 Really, thank you. I was so looking forward to hanging out with you. 739 00:32:09,620 --> 00:32:13,103 And this place is lovely. I had an amazing time. 740 00:32:13,137 --> 00:32:15,793 Really, really wow! [chuckles] 741 00:32:15,827 --> 00:32:17,586 Oh, what a great night. 742 00:32:17,620 --> 00:32:18,862 Yeah. 743 00:32:18,896 --> 00:32:20,793 -Let's get going. -Alright. 744 00:32:24,172 --> 00:32:25,586 Lisa! Don't leave. 745 00:32:26,344 --> 00:32:28,517 I'm not usually like this. 746 00:32:28,551 --> 00:32:30,793 What? An asshole? 747 00:32:30,827 --> 00:32:32,448 No, I'm usually an asshole. 748 00:32:37,379 --> 00:32:39,965 -[laughing] -[Casey] Yeah. 749 00:32:40,758 --> 00:32:44,448 [Wendy] Oh, my gosh! That's so funny! [laughs] 750 00:32:44,482 --> 00:32:45,827 Oh, you're awesome. 751 00:32:45,862 --> 00:32:47,724 [Casey] Oh, I try. Thank you. 752 00:32:47,758 --> 00:32:49,758 [laughs] That's just too good. 753 00:32:52,103 --> 00:32:54,482 Uh-uh, stop. 754 00:32:55,344 --> 00:32:58,344 Now I'm going to powder my nose. 755 00:32:58,379 --> 00:32:59,241 Okay. 756 00:33:03,413 --> 00:33:05,551 [Casey] I have got to get out of these pants. 757 00:33:05,586 --> 00:33:07,103 I've been in them all day. 758 00:33:09,655 --> 00:33:11,310 Mm-hmm. Okay. 759 00:33:12,965 --> 00:33:14,344 I guess we're doing this. 760 00:33:19,172 --> 00:33:21,206 [cheerful music] 761 00:33:23,482 --> 00:33:24,379 [phone rings] 762 00:33:25,517 --> 00:33:26,517 Hi, Christina. 763 00:33:27,793 --> 00:33:31,103 -Hi. -Thought I'd pop in, say hi. Is that a new blazer? 764 00:33:31,137 --> 00:33:32,827 That blue makes your eyes pop. It's great. 765 00:33:32,862 --> 00:33:35,137 It-- it is. Thank you. Thank you. 766 00:33:35,172 --> 00:33:36,551 Is Casey here? 767 00:33:36,586 --> 00:33:39,620 [chair's wheels rattles] 768 00:33:40,310 --> 00:33:41,793 What's up? 769 00:33:41,827 --> 00:33:43,517 -[bell chiming] -Anything new? 770 00:33:43,551 --> 00:33:45,103 I found an M&M under your boob. 771 00:33:45,137 --> 00:33:46,586 Oh, I wondered where that went. 772 00:33:47,655 --> 00:33:49,103 Can I have two coffees, please? 773 00:33:50,689 --> 00:33:52,034 That'll be 6.25. 774 00:33:52,068 --> 00:33:54,413 Oh, I got this. 775 00:33:54,448 --> 00:33:55,862 [Casey] Where did you get all that money? 776 00:33:55,896 --> 00:33:57,620 Have you been stripping in my body? 777 00:33:57,655 --> 00:33:58,862 From your boss. 778 00:33:59,586 --> 00:34:02,379 Well, I need some because money is tight right now. 779 00:34:02,413 --> 00:34:05,034 You're just used to living like a rock star. 780 00:34:05,068 --> 00:34:06,344 You've got to be more frugal. 781 00:34:07,482 --> 00:34:08,448 Here you go! 782 00:34:09,724 --> 00:34:11,586 -Keep the change. -Oh, thank you. 783 00:34:13,793 --> 00:34:16,103 Well, there is plenty of food at the house. 784 00:34:16,137 --> 00:34:18,275 Did you break into my apocalypse supplies? 785 00:34:18,310 --> 00:34:20,586 Are you talking about the tins of popcorn? 786 00:34:20,620 --> 00:34:24,310 And why is all the cheddar, regular, and caramel popcorn all mixed together like that? 787 00:34:24,344 --> 00:34:26,517 I take out the divider and shake the tin up. 788 00:34:26,551 --> 00:34:28,310 That's disgusting. 789 00:34:28,344 --> 00:34:30,517 Not as disgusting as what you rich people eat. 790 00:34:31,275 --> 00:34:35,068 Fish eggs, and snails or... whatever. 791 00:34:35,103 --> 00:34:36,275 The job is going well. 792 00:34:37,172 --> 00:34:38,896 Well, that's a surprise. 793 00:34:38,931 --> 00:34:41,413 You'll be happy to know I kept your date with Wendy. 794 00:34:41,448 --> 00:34:42,310 Wait, what? 795 00:34:43,172 --> 00:34:44,517 How did that go? 796 00:34:44,551 --> 00:34:45,551 Good. 797 00:34:46,241 --> 00:34:48,172 Until I didn't know how to operate your penis. 798 00:34:48,965 --> 00:34:51,241 There's only so much work I can do... 799 00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:58,310 -to, um, fix him and his mess. -What-- [chuckles] 800 00:34:58,344 --> 00:35:00,931 -I-- you know-- -[Casey] I think it was because you couldn't, 801 00:35:00,965 --> 00:35:05,310 -uh, get aroused for a woman because... -But that's your body. 802 00:35:05,344 --> 00:35:06,620 -...yeah. -I can't-- 803 00:35:06,655 --> 00:35:08,793 But it's the mind that is in control of the body. 804 00:35:08,827 --> 00:35:11,827 I-- I would've been able to perform just fine. 805 00:35:11,862 --> 00:35:13,068 I'll talk to you later. 806 00:35:15,275 --> 00:35:17,379 If anyone was going to screw up that relationship, 807 00:35:17,413 --> 00:35:19,034 it should've been me. 808 00:35:19,068 --> 00:35:20,655 And not you in my body. 809 00:35:20,689 --> 00:35:22,620 What are you, John Travolta from Face/Off 810 00:35:22,655 --> 00:35:24,275 making moves on my girl? 811 00:35:24,310 --> 00:35:26,103 Why are you trying to ruin my life? 812 00:35:26,137 --> 00:35:27,827 I'm doing so great for you. 813 00:35:27,862 --> 00:35:30,551 I even scored a date with Lisa from work. 814 00:35:30,586 --> 00:35:32,551 Lisa? What did you do? 815 00:35:32,586 --> 00:35:34,724 What all girls do when guys aren't around. 816 00:35:34,758 --> 00:35:35,620 Make out. 817 00:35:35,655 --> 00:35:36,620 And we, like, 818 00:35:37,413 --> 00:35:39,517 had a real passionate kiss, 819 00:35:39,551 --> 00:35:42,724 like, straight tongues down our throats. 820 00:35:42,758 --> 00:35:44,413 That didn't happen. 821 00:35:44,448 --> 00:35:47,344 -[soft moan] -[Casey] Okay, well... yeah. I-- 822 00:35:47,379 --> 00:35:49,379 I barfed a little inside my mouth. 823 00:35:49,413 --> 00:35:50,896 She is my frenemy! 824 00:35:50,931 --> 00:35:54,241 Well, you know what they say about frenemies. 825 00:35:54,275 --> 00:35:56,103 The frenemy of my frenemy... 826 00:35:57,137 --> 00:35:58,793 -is my frenemy. -She is using you. 827 00:35:59,517 --> 00:36:02,793 In fact, I don't want you getting with women at all. I'm not a lesbian. 828 00:36:02,827 --> 00:36:04,931 Oh, what was that about you getting with Wendy? 829 00:36:04,965 --> 00:36:07,827 Oh, I was doing you a favor. 830 00:36:07,862 --> 00:36:11,034 Besides, I kind of wanted to know what having a penis was like. 831 00:36:11,068 --> 00:36:13,344 Why do you want to know what it's like being me? 832 00:36:13,379 --> 00:36:15,103 I hate being you. 833 00:36:15,137 --> 00:36:17,000 Oh, like being a girl is that bad. 834 00:36:17,034 --> 00:36:18,206 I didn't say I hate being a girl. 835 00:36:18,241 --> 00:36:20,103 I said I hate being you! 836 00:36:20,137 --> 00:36:22,620 Everything I eat turns to ash on my tongue. 837 00:36:22,655 --> 00:36:24,241 I think I'd notice if I was eating ash. 838 00:36:24,275 --> 00:36:26,034 Just because I have a more sensitive palate 839 00:36:26,068 --> 00:36:27,655 -than you doesn't mean... -You're lonely! 840 00:36:28,517 --> 00:36:29,965 You don't have anyone. 841 00:36:30,655 --> 00:36:33,034 -Not even a dog. -You're a jerk. 842 00:36:33,068 --> 00:36:33,931 Oh, I'm a jerk! 843 00:36:34,620 --> 00:36:35,482 You are the jerk. 844 00:36:36,310 --> 00:36:37,689 Wendy hates me now. 845 00:36:37,724 --> 00:36:40,586 I'm stuck in this body because of you. 846 00:36:40,620 --> 00:36:43,275 You don't want me getting with other girls. Fine! 847 00:36:43,310 --> 00:36:45,724 I'm going to get with so many dudes 848 00:36:45,758 --> 00:36:47,758 your vagina is going to fall off! 849 00:36:47,793 --> 00:36:50,000 The tempers were flared a little bit. 850 00:36:50,034 --> 00:36:51,758 Yeah, you had, like, a temper tantrum. 851 00:36:53,275 --> 00:36:55,448 -What's that booty do? -Poop! 852 00:36:55,482 --> 00:36:58,310 When I left the café, I didn't break your heart? 853 00:36:58,344 --> 00:37:00,000 No, I hated your guts. 854 00:37:00,034 --> 00:37:02,034 I'm not the reason we switched. You are! 855 00:37:02,068 --> 00:37:03,551 And if anyone's John Travolta, 856 00:37:03,586 --> 00:37:05,448 it's you, I'm Nicolas Cage. 857 00:37:05,482 --> 00:37:06,724 And I'm going to eat so many cupcakes 858 00:37:06,758 --> 00:37:08,586 you're going to be fatter than you've ever been! 859 00:37:11,965 --> 00:37:13,344 Give me some of those cupcakes, please. 860 00:37:13,379 --> 00:37:14,620 Oh, no problem. 861 00:37:15,758 --> 00:37:16,827 How many would you like? 862 00:37:16,862 --> 00:37:17,827 Just keep going. 863 00:37:17,862 --> 00:37:20,517 [upbeat electronic music] 864 00:37:20,551 --> 00:37:23,655 [girl chuckles] Look at this guy's yoga pants. [laughs] 865 00:37:29,586 --> 00:37:31,137 Oh, look who it is. 866 00:37:31,172 --> 00:37:32,586 You know, to be honest with you, 867 00:37:33,482 --> 00:37:35,137 I don't think you can handle this. 868 00:37:35,172 --> 00:37:36,793 Am I supposed to know y'all from somewhere? 869 00:37:36,827 --> 00:37:37,758 What do we have here? 870 00:37:37,793 --> 00:37:39,137 -Hey! -Uh-uh. 871 00:37:40,620 --> 00:37:43,586 Now, why does fatty needs cupcakes, Sassy Kat? 872 00:37:43,620 --> 00:37:46,241 Let's do him a favor and save him the calories, Ringleader. 873 00:37:46,275 --> 00:37:47,689 At least save him one. 874 00:37:47,724 --> 00:37:49,896 You know, since he bought them for us, Star Killer. 875 00:37:52,310 --> 00:37:54,827 -[Casey cries] -[girls laugh] 876 00:37:58,965 --> 00:38:01,034 [whimsical music] 877 00:38:23,068 --> 00:38:24,758 [paper bags softly rustle] 878 00:38:30,275 --> 00:38:31,655 Is there somebody else? 879 00:38:35,965 --> 00:38:38,000 [Casey cries] 880 00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:49,689 [coughs] 881 00:38:52,620 --> 00:38:53,896 Girl problems, huh? 882 00:38:56,827 --> 00:38:57,689 Yeah. 883 00:39:00,448 --> 00:39:01,931 Well, I'll put on some pants. 884 00:39:04,517 --> 00:39:06,551 [calm music] 885 00:39:11,068 --> 00:39:12,413 Ted... 886 00:39:12,448 --> 00:39:14,068 why are we using these chairs? 887 00:39:15,620 --> 00:39:18,793 This is the latest trend in Japanese business. 888 00:39:18,827 --> 00:39:21,586 You know, the Japanese... [with accent] they like the chairs. 889 00:39:21,620 --> 00:39:23,413 You sound like an Italian. 890 00:39:23,448 --> 00:39:24,862 I sound like Mario. 891 00:39:24,896 --> 00:39:26,896 The Japanese invented Mario. 892 00:39:26,931 --> 00:39:28,379 Not surprised you didn't know that. 893 00:39:29,689 --> 00:39:31,724 [tense music] 894 00:39:35,551 --> 00:39:37,482 [translator and Mr. Hitchero speaking Japanese] 895 00:39:42,241 --> 00:39:43,896 [translator] So, he wants to cut to the chase. 896 00:39:43,931 --> 00:39:45,275 He likes your operation. 897 00:39:45,310 --> 00:39:47,724 We've gone over the financials and we're very impressed. 898 00:39:47,758 --> 00:39:49,689 We're confident offering the billion valuation 899 00:39:49,724 --> 00:39:51,551 to purchase Versa and its holdings. 900 00:39:52,965 --> 00:39:54,827 Uh, tha-- that sounds reasonable. 901 00:39:56,344 --> 00:39:59,137 This is a valuable thing. 902 00:39:59,172 --> 00:40:02,206 I'm not just going to give it away for nothing. 903 00:40:02,241 --> 00:40:03,793 I want real money. 904 00:40:03,827 --> 00:40:05,551 Not what Jordan makes. I want to make what the guy 905 00:40:05,586 --> 00:40:07,793 who pays Jordan makes. 906 00:40:07,827 --> 00:40:09,862 [Mr. Hitchero speaking Japanese] 907 00:40:11,793 --> 00:40:13,103 But you all need this deal. 908 00:40:13,137 --> 00:40:16,655 [chuckles] I can go without. 909 00:40:16,689 --> 00:40:19,103 I'll live on the street if it means you don't get your new toy. 910 00:40:20,379 --> 00:40:24,275 I'd rather cut the baby in half than to see you have it. 911 00:40:24,310 --> 00:40:26,344 I'd shoot myself in the head 912 00:40:26,379 --> 00:40:28,068 if it meant you got your suit dirty! 913 00:40:36,172 --> 00:40:37,034 I'll clean that up. 914 00:40:39,413 --> 00:40:41,448 [translator speaking Japanese] 915 00:40:44,586 --> 00:40:47,448 [Hitchero yells in Japanese] 916 00:40:59,689 --> 00:41:01,172 Swish, am I right? [chuckles] 917 00:41:02,068 --> 00:41:03,275 [mimics explosion] 918 00:41:05,517 --> 00:41:07,655 Every time I get close to someone, they leave me. 919 00:41:09,068 --> 00:41:10,862 Shit man. I-- [sighs] 920 00:41:12,344 --> 00:41:14,137 You just got to be who you are, 921 00:41:14,172 --> 00:41:16,172 you know, and if somebody doesn't like that, then... 922 00:41:17,103 --> 00:41:18,896 it's not worth it, you know. 923 00:41:18,931 --> 00:41:21,241 That's the thing. I don't even know who I am anymore. 924 00:41:23,068 --> 00:41:24,827 Well, frankly, Casey, 925 00:41:24,862 --> 00:41:25,965 you're kind of a loser. 926 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,448 But, if you do exactly as I tell you to, 927 00:41:28,482 --> 00:41:30,206 I can help you get Wendy back, alright? 928 00:41:31,379 --> 00:41:32,241 Wendy? 929 00:41:34,586 --> 00:41:35,965 Yeah, Wendy, the hot Italian chick. 930 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,275 Wh-- what are you crying about, what's going on? 931 00:41:38,310 --> 00:41:40,034 -[birds chirping] -[cellphone chimes] 932 00:41:41,724 --> 00:41:43,758 [light suspenseful music] 933 00:41:45,827 --> 00:41:47,586 [phone ringing] 934 00:41:51,068 --> 00:41:52,310 [sharp thuds] 935 00:41:56,206 --> 00:41:58,724 Maybe she didn't translate it word-for-word. 936 00:41:58,758 --> 00:42:00,758 She said she'd clean it up. 937 00:42:00,793 --> 00:42:02,724 [Lisa] Did you see them storm off? 938 00:42:02,758 --> 00:42:04,758 You probably got that poor girl's head chopped off 939 00:42:04,793 --> 00:42:06,344 with a samurai sword. 940 00:42:06,379 --> 00:42:08,068 The Japanese don't still do that. 941 00:42:08,103 --> 00:42:10,000 It's a fluid situation. 942 00:42:10,034 --> 00:42:13,000 If by fluid you mean it's an episode of CSI, 943 00:42:13,034 --> 00:42:15,275 then, yeah, it's a fluid situation. 944 00:42:16,379 --> 00:42:18,068 I thought you and me were brohams. 945 00:42:18,103 --> 00:42:20,689 Is this about me saying your illogical statements 946 00:42:20,724 --> 00:42:22,275 make robots' brains explode? 947 00:42:23,068 --> 00:42:24,413 That's a good thing. 948 00:42:24,448 --> 00:42:26,379 You could stop the next Terminator uprising. 949 00:42:26,413 --> 00:42:29,517 They make a robot now that can eat human flesh. 950 00:42:29,551 --> 00:42:30,965 She made a pass at me. 951 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,482 Is this true? 952 00:42:32,517 --> 00:42:34,000 I believe I read it on Wired. 953 00:42:34,034 --> 00:42:36,965 N-- no, not about The Terminators. 954 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,793 The... relationship you have. 955 00:42:39,827 --> 00:42:41,344 Yeah, so? 956 00:42:41,379 --> 00:42:43,034 It's whatever year it is. 957 00:42:43,068 --> 00:42:44,310 It's not that, I-- 958 00:42:44,344 --> 00:42:47,931 you know, just-- look, she's your subordinate. 959 00:42:47,965 --> 00:42:48,896 She is? 960 00:42:50,172 --> 00:42:53,034 Yeah, I felt I couldn't turn you down for fear of reprisal. 961 00:42:53,068 --> 00:42:56,965 Well, I have no choice but to bump you down to the same position. 962 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,655 That makes the problem go away. 963 00:42:58,689 --> 00:43:02,689 So now, you can choose to continue this relationship or... 964 00:43:02,724 --> 00:43:04,344 terminate it. 965 00:43:04,379 --> 00:43:05,482 Fine by me. 966 00:43:06,172 --> 00:43:07,034 [scoffs] 967 00:43:08,275 --> 00:43:10,482 It's Casey, call me back, please. 968 00:43:10,517 --> 00:43:12,344 I-- I want to see you naked. Do you got a-- 969 00:43:13,068 --> 00:43:14,689 I-- I'm hopeless. 970 00:43:14,724 --> 00:43:18,137 You're not hopeless, man. You're a dude, alright? It happens. 971 00:43:18,172 --> 00:43:19,413 Okay? 972 00:43:19,448 --> 00:43:22,758 Girls, a lot of the times, be bitches, 973 00:43:22,793 --> 00:43:24,862 and bitches be haters, and haters be tripping. 974 00:43:24,896 --> 00:43:26,965 Therefore, bitches most definitely be tripping. 975 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:27,862 Am I right? 976 00:43:27,896 --> 00:43:29,931 [birds chirping] 977 00:43:32,586 --> 00:43:34,620 [water lapping] 978 00:43:38,137 --> 00:43:40,000 [loudly sighs] Lisa! 979 00:43:40,034 --> 00:43:41,034 [sharp thud] 980 00:43:41,068 --> 00:43:43,379 Oh, I made a pass? I don't think so. 981 00:43:43,413 --> 00:43:46,034 [sharp thuds] 982 00:43:46,068 --> 00:43:46,965 [sighs] 983 00:43:48,103 --> 00:43:49,517 Does anyone knock around here? 984 00:43:50,206 --> 00:43:51,379 It is my house. 985 00:43:53,241 --> 00:43:54,413 I brought us some salads. 986 00:43:55,586 --> 00:43:56,965 [bags rustle] 987 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,137 [CJ] About the other day... 988 00:43:59,068 --> 00:44:00,413 CJ, I'm sorry. 989 00:44:01,241 --> 00:44:04,517 For everything I said, I-- all the stupid stuff. 990 00:44:05,551 --> 00:44:06,413 I was wrong. 991 00:44:07,862 --> 00:44:10,413 You just hit a nerve with the lonely thing. That's all. 992 00:44:10,448 --> 00:44:12,034 Don't pay attention to me. 993 00:44:12,827 --> 00:44:14,000 You have a family. 994 00:44:15,586 --> 00:44:18,206 Still, I couldn't even see my parents this Thanksgiving 995 00:44:18,241 --> 00:44:20,103 because I had to work. 996 00:44:22,724 --> 00:44:24,620 I even called the Butterball help hotline 997 00:44:24,655 --> 00:44:27,206 just to... have someone to talk to. 998 00:44:28,103 --> 00:44:30,482 I pretended I was cooking a turkey and everything. 999 00:44:32,344 --> 00:44:33,793 That's-- that's dark. 1000 00:44:34,793 --> 00:44:37,068 So, anyway, how did the meeting go? 1001 00:44:38,965 --> 00:44:40,413 Great, uh, you know, 1002 00:44:40,448 --> 00:44:42,793 the FCC just has to approve of it 1003 00:44:42,827 --> 00:44:46,689 and then they got to dot I's, cross T's and it's done. [chuckles] 1004 00:44:48,965 --> 00:44:50,034 You mean the FTC, right? 1005 00:44:51,206 --> 00:44:53,413 Yes, you know so much about this. 1006 00:44:53,448 --> 00:44:55,482 [calm bass music] 1007 00:45:05,172 --> 00:45:09,034 [CJ] I think, when you're literally inside someone else's body, 1008 00:45:09,068 --> 00:45:11,034 you really can't help 1009 00:45:11,068 --> 00:45:14,310 but become attached to them, emotionally. 1010 00:45:14,344 --> 00:45:18,482 It just kind of brought us together as first friends and then... 1011 00:45:19,793 --> 00:45:23,689 I don't know. This was kind of like the first time 1012 00:45:23,724 --> 00:45:25,620 I wasn't alone any more. 1013 00:45:25,655 --> 00:45:27,896 [gentle music] 1014 00:45:27,931 --> 00:45:28,931 [light switch clicks] 1015 00:45:30,206 --> 00:45:31,344 [dog barks] 1016 00:45:31,379 --> 00:45:33,413 [door squeaks] 1017 00:45:38,344 --> 00:45:39,206 Good morning. 1018 00:45:40,068 --> 00:45:42,206 Where were you last night, Hot Topic? 1019 00:45:42,241 --> 00:45:43,655 None of your business. 1020 00:45:43,689 --> 00:45:44,620 Wow! 1021 00:45:45,413 --> 00:45:47,241 That's a big smile. 1022 00:45:47,275 --> 00:45:50,103 Was it sexy time with a girl, huh? 1023 00:45:51,068 --> 00:45:52,000 Oh... 1024 00:45:58,103 --> 00:46:00,206 [bag softly rustles] 1025 00:46:11,724 --> 00:46:13,655 I would've loved to see the movie 1026 00:46:13,689 --> 00:46:15,827 with John Candy and Dan Aykroyd. 1027 00:46:15,862 --> 00:46:18,137 They did, it's called The Great Outdoors. 1028 00:46:18,172 --> 00:46:19,379 Hey, really? 1029 00:46:20,206 --> 00:46:22,103 W-- you know who else would've made a good pairing? 1030 00:46:22,137 --> 00:46:24,724 Martin Short and Kurt Russell. 1031 00:46:24,758 --> 00:46:26,206 That's Captain Ron. 1032 00:46:26,241 --> 00:46:28,482 I-- I wish they make a movie starring Bill Murray 1033 00:46:28,517 --> 00:46:29,965 and Richard Dreyfuss. 1034 00:46:30,655 --> 00:46:31,965 What do you want, Ted? 1035 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,413 Did you just come in here to cast things 1036 00:46:33,448 --> 00:46:34,620 that already exist? 1037 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,379 Boss man wants to see you. 1038 00:46:37,413 --> 00:46:38,275 Seems important. 1039 00:46:39,344 --> 00:46:41,827 Great, just what I need today. 1040 00:46:43,655 --> 00:46:45,275 [vocalizes] 1041 00:46:46,344 --> 00:46:48,379 [suspenseful music] 1042 00:46:52,206 --> 00:46:54,448 -[sharp thud] -[soft splatter] 1043 00:46:59,379 --> 00:47:00,724 Here, you'll want that. 1044 00:47:03,551 --> 00:47:04,551 Okay. 1045 00:47:09,724 --> 00:47:11,068 I heard back from Hitchero... 1046 00:47:12,068 --> 00:47:14,068 About that, listen, I am so sorry. 1047 00:47:14,103 --> 00:47:15,724 I didn't mean anything that I said. 1048 00:47:15,758 --> 00:47:17,379 -I don't know what I was thinking, was-- -They countered 1049 00:47:17,413 --> 00:47:19,344 with two and half billion. 1050 00:47:21,310 --> 00:47:24,793 [chuckles] That's more than we could've ever possibly hoped for! 1051 00:47:24,827 --> 00:47:27,793 -That's great! -He said that if my employees believed in the company 1052 00:47:27,827 --> 00:47:29,344 that much, it must be a good one. 1053 00:47:31,724 --> 00:47:32,620 Wow. 1054 00:47:33,586 --> 00:47:34,517 Bottoms up. 1055 00:47:35,517 --> 00:47:36,379 [glasses clink] 1056 00:47:41,620 --> 00:47:42,551 [moans] 1057 00:47:43,931 --> 00:47:46,379 Now, if you want your job back, 1058 00:47:46,413 --> 00:47:47,965 I'd like for you to have it back, 1059 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,793 but suffice to say, 1060 00:47:49,827 --> 00:47:51,827 you're going to have to break it off with Lisa. 1061 00:47:52,586 --> 00:47:56,793 Oh... [chuckles] I'll break it off all right. 1062 00:47:56,827 --> 00:47:58,862 [gentle guitar music] 1063 00:48:03,344 --> 00:48:04,586 Why are you so dressed up? 1064 00:48:04,620 --> 00:48:06,448 Can't I dress nice every once and awhile? 1065 00:48:08,344 --> 00:48:09,448 I suppose you can try. 1066 00:48:10,241 --> 00:48:11,758 Here. 1067 00:48:11,793 --> 00:48:13,034 What is this? 1068 00:48:13,068 --> 00:48:14,896 It's your unemployment check, dummy. 1069 00:48:14,931 --> 00:48:17,206 Would you endorse it? You owe me for, like, 1070 00:48:17,241 --> 00:48:18,379 everything. 1071 00:48:18,413 --> 00:48:20,172 So... And I'll give you this, though. 1072 00:48:21,448 --> 00:48:23,206 You're getting pretty good at applying for things 1073 00:48:23,241 --> 00:48:25,620 you are woefully unqualified for. 1074 00:48:25,655 --> 00:48:26,931 You know, like Tesla. 1075 00:48:27,793 --> 00:48:31,137 [laughs] And NASA, and Versa, and all the A's. 1076 00:48:31,172 --> 00:48:34,137 Versa isn't that farfetched. I mean... 1077 00:48:34,172 --> 00:48:35,482 Okay. 1078 00:48:35,517 --> 00:48:36,482 No, it isn't. 1079 00:48:36,517 --> 00:48:38,000 No, no, I'm with you. I agree with you. 1080 00:48:38,793 --> 00:48:40,000 No. It isn't. 1081 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,000 [tense music] 1082 00:48:49,448 --> 00:48:50,310 You wanted to see me? 1083 00:48:51,620 --> 00:48:53,206 "Threescore men, 1084 00:48:53,241 --> 00:48:55,379 threescore more. 1085 00:48:55,413 --> 00:48:59,758 Cannot place Humpty Dumpty as he was before." 1086 00:48:59,793 --> 00:49:01,000 Oh, my God. 1087 00:49:01,034 --> 00:49:02,586 Can we just forget about this already? 1088 00:49:02,620 --> 00:49:04,655 [suspenseful music] 1089 00:49:05,689 --> 00:49:06,655 [scoffs] 1090 00:49:08,413 --> 00:49:10,172 You opened up a can of worms. 1091 00:49:10,931 --> 00:49:12,068 What are you talking about? 1092 00:49:12,931 --> 00:49:13,896 You shat the bed, 1093 00:49:14,689 --> 00:49:15,896 now you have to sleep in it. 1094 00:49:16,586 --> 00:49:19,034 No. Two wrongs don't make a right. 1095 00:49:19,068 --> 00:49:21,724 Yes, but three lefts do make a right. 1096 00:49:22,689 --> 00:49:24,310 You think I'm an idiot? 1097 00:49:24,344 --> 00:49:27,724 -Yeah. -I just faked being stupid this entire time 1098 00:49:27,758 --> 00:49:30,275 so I could easily climb the ladder of success. 1099 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,965 "Oh, what's that idiot doing up there? 1100 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,586 Oh, don't worry, she'll fall off eventually, just leave her alone." 1101 00:49:35,620 --> 00:49:36,724 Oh, wait! 1102 00:49:38,206 --> 00:49:39,931 Now I'm at the top, 1103 00:49:39,965 --> 00:49:43,758 pouring boiling oil over the peasants below! 1104 00:49:45,103 --> 00:49:49,034 Do you know how long it took for humans to disobey God? 1105 00:49:50,517 --> 00:49:51,413 One day. 1106 00:49:52,655 --> 00:49:54,724 Many think it was the serpent that tempted Adam and Eve. 1107 00:49:54,758 --> 00:49:56,724 No. It was God. 1108 00:49:57,448 --> 00:49:59,310 He placed the low-hanging fruits. 1109 00:49:59,344 --> 00:50:01,482 He showed them where it was. What it did. 1110 00:50:01,517 --> 00:50:03,448 Okay. And your point? 1111 00:50:03,482 --> 00:50:06,344 Do you know how long it took for that same apple 1112 00:50:06,379 --> 00:50:10,965 to hit Isaac Newton in the head before he discovered gravity? 1113 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,758 [whispering] Millions of years later. 1114 00:50:13,793 --> 00:50:15,206 Are you sure you're not an idiot? 1115 00:50:18,137 --> 00:50:21,896 I was testing you this entire time. 1116 00:50:21,931 --> 00:50:24,448 Like God tested Adam and Eve. 1117 00:50:24,482 --> 00:50:28,206 Like he tested Job by giving him boils. 1118 00:50:28,241 --> 00:50:31,586 Or Abraham when he told him to kill his son. 1119 00:50:35,034 --> 00:50:36,034 You see, Lisa, 1120 00:50:37,068 --> 00:50:38,413 you disobeyed me. 1121 00:50:39,482 --> 00:50:42,172 How can I trust you if you won't kill your son for me? 1122 00:50:43,103 --> 00:50:46,068 If they are stupid enough to give your ass an interview, 1123 00:50:46,103 --> 00:50:49,275 they might be dumb enough to actually give you a real job. 1124 00:50:49,310 --> 00:50:50,827 [laughs] 1125 00:50:51,758 --> 00:50:53,103 I mean, for goodness graces, 1126 00:50:53,137 --> 00:50:56,241 you put your YouTube voice-over work on your résumé. 1127 00:50:56,275 --> 00:50:58,827 And the original Coca-Cola website. 1128 00:50:58,862 --> 00:51:00,965 [loudly laughs] 1129 00:51:05,586 --> 00:51:06,931 Pack up your stuff and get out. 1130 00:51:09,655 --> 00:51:12,241 Just let me stay. I'll do whatever you want. 1131 00:51:13,655 --> 00:51:17,241 Put your stuff in the basket. 1132 00:51:17,275 --> 00:51:18,827 [laughs] 1133 00:51:18,862 --> 00:51:23,551 Oh, man, the original Coca-Cola GeoCities website, that's a-- 1134 00:51:23,586 --> 00:51:25,965 [continues to laugh] 1135 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:29,068 It puts the ID card in the basket. 1136 00:51:44,310 --> 00:51:45,758 [door closes] 1137 00:51:45,793 --> 00:51:48,344 [loudly chews] 1138 00:51:50,172 --> 00:51:52,206 [birds chirping] 1139 00:51:54,517 --> 00:51:56,517 [cellphone rings] 1140 00:51:57,931 --> 00:52:00,896 -CJ, I have some really good news-- -Are you kidding me? 1141 00:52:00,931 --> 00:52:03,103 You interviewed just to qualify for unemployment? 1142 00:52:03,137 --> 00:52:06,034 -How did you find-- -This has been a joke to you the entire time, huh? 1143 00:52:06,068 --> 00:52:07,724 -I need to-- -You know, some of us have to work for a living! 1144 00:52:07,758 --> 00:52:09,000 Some of us work hard to get 1145 00:52:09,034 --> 00:52:10,379 -where we are! -Can I say something, please? 1146 00:52:10,413 --> 00:52:11,620 You aren't qualified to work at Versa. 1147 00:52:11,655 --> 00:52:13,137 I just called you in for an interview 1148 00:52:13,172 --> 00:52:15,724 -because you have the same name as me, okay. -Oh, my God. 1149 00:52:15,758 --> 00:52:17,655 -Could you please stop talking? -You aren't even qualified 1150 00:52:17,689 --> 00:52:19,862 -to work at Krispy Kreme! -You're being crazy right now. 1151 00:52:19,896 --> 00:52:21,965 -Listen, this isn't-- -Did you just call me crazy? 1152 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:23,896 -Did you just call me crazy? -No, I didn't call you crazy. 1153 00:52:23,931 --> 00:52:25,275 -I did not call you crazy. -You know what? 1154 00:52:25,310 --> 00:52:27,103 -You're not crazy. -Don't speak to me ever again! 1155 00:52:27,137 --> 00:52:28,482 Don't call me. Don't text me. 1156 00:52:28,517 --> 00:52:29,896 -I'm blocking you on all forms... -Oh, my God. 1157 00:52:29,931 --> 00:52:31,344 -Don't block me. -...of social media! 1158 00:52:31,379 --> 00:52:33,068 -I'm coming over to your hous-- -Good bye. 1159 00:52:34,275 --> 00:52:35,689 He just hung up on me. I'm going. 1160 00:52:37,275 --> 00:52:38,275 [softly slurps] 1161 00:52:42,931 --> 00:52:43,862 [car door closes] 1162 00:52:43,896 --> 00:52:45,068 [keys softly rattle] 1163 00:52:49,310 --> 00:52:50,655 Oh, come on! 1164 00:52:50,689 --> 00:52:51,896 I'm mad at you. 1165 00:52:51,931 --> 00:52:52,758 Well, I've got good news, 1166 00:52:52,793 --> 00:52:53,827 you're going to want to hear this. 1167 00:52:53,862 --> 00:52:54,724 [paper rustles] 1168 00:52:55,448 --> 00:52:56,655 What is this? 1169 00:52:56,689 --> 00:52:58,689 You know your 401k? 1170 00:52:58,724 --> 00:53:02,172 You've been socking away money ever since you started working at Versa seven years ago. 1171 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:04,448 Oh, I forgot about that. 1172 00:53:04,482 --> 00:53:06,482 Well, since they have a stock matching policy, 1173 00:53:06,517 --> 00:53:08,827 you've been accumulating wealth. 1174 00:53:09,931 --> 00:53:12,034 And Versa was worth a lot less back then. 1175 00:53:14,310 --> 00:53:16,965 -2.1 million dollars? -Mm-hmm. 1176 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,103 Versa sold for 2.5 billion. 1177 00:53:19,137 --> 00:53:20,896 He threw in a little sweetener for, uh, 1178 00:53:20,931 --> 00:53:23,000 being so instrumental in the deal. 1179 00:53:24,310 --> 00:53:26,000 [deeply inhales] It's going to be on the news tomorrow. 1180 00:53:26,034 --> 00:53:28,034 CNBC, I'm not sure. Probably, who cares. 1181 00:53:28,068 --> 00:53:29,551 This changes my life. 1182 00:53:30,241 --> 00:53:32,379 If you want to buy me dinner, I wouldn't object. 1183 00:53:32,413 --> 00:53:33,310 Or a Jet Ski. 1184 00:53:36,655 --> 00:53:37,965 Hey, can I ask you something? 1185 00:53:40,793 --> 00:53:42,344 What's the deal with Ted? 1186 00:53:42,379 --> 00:53:44,931 Oh, he made self-repairing glass for the company. 1187 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:47,310 So he's an inventor? 1188 00:53:48,103 --> 00:53:49,965 More like he said, "Wouldn't it be cool 1189 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:53,068 if cracked glass repaired itself like human skin?" 1190 00:53:53,103 --> 00:53:55,448 Then patented and gave it to R&D. 1191 00:53:55,482 --> 00:53:57,000 So, he is an idea guy? 1192 00:53:57,827 --> 00:54:00,034 Well, if an idea guy is the worst thing a person could be, 1193 00:54:00,068 --> 00:54:01,586 then yes, he is an idea guy. 1194 00:54:04,931 --> 00:54:05,862 You know, you're wrong. 1195 00:54:10,137 --> 00:54:12,620 You have a lot of people in your life who care about you. 1196 00:54:13,862 --> 00:54:14,827 I care about you. 1197 00:54:16,931 --> 00:54:19,758 You're the only person I can really be myself around. 1198 00:54:21,689 --> 00:54:22,896 You know, if you leave me now, 1199 00:54:22,931 --> 00:54:24,379 you take away the biggest part of me. 1200 00:54:24,413 --> 00:54:25,620 Okay, it's creepy now. 1201 00:54:25,655 --> 00:54:27,689 [gentle music] 1202 00:54:32,689 --> 00:54:34,724 [suspenseful music on TV] 1203 00:54:43,241 --> 00:54:45,689 Can I lay down in your lap? I miss myself. 1204 00:54:47,344 --> 00:54:48,206 Sure. 1205 00:54:52,034 --> 00:54:52,896 Thank you. 1206 00:54:56,241 --> 00:54:59,827 So, I have the same name as the "Ki Ki Ki, Ma Ma Ma" guy? 1207 00:54:59,862 --> 00:55:01,517 No, you have got to learn 1208 00:55:01,551 --> 00:55:05,241 the difference between your goalie mask wearing maniacs. 1209 00:55:05,275 --> 00:55:07,931 Casey Jones and Jason are so different. 1210 00:55:09,344 --> 00:55:10,551 [door bangs] 1211 00:55:11,620 --> 00:55:12,620 What's up, boners? 1212 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:19,034 -[Roy yawns and grunts] -Oh, hello, Roy. Um... 1213 00:55:19,068 --> 00:55:20,827 -Hello. -This is CJ. 1214 00:55:22,034 --> 00:55:24,689 That's my brother Roy. 1215 00:55:25,379 --> 00:55:26,241 Hi. 1216 00:55:27,275 --> 00:55:29,034 -[CJ whispers] Did you tell him? -[whispers] No. 1217 00:55:29,068 --> 00:55:30,655 -You tell him. -You tell him. 1218 00:55:30,689 --> 00:55:31,965 Shut up! You tell him! 1219 00:55:33,551 --> 00:55:35,172 -Roy? -Mm... 1220 00:55:35,206 --> 00:55:36,724 We have something to tell you. 1221 00:55:39,413 --> 00:55:40,620 Back a few weeks ago... 1222 00:55:42,862 --> 00:55:45,000 we-- when w-- when I wen-- 1223 00:55:45,034 --> 00:55:46,551 Roy, we switched bodies. 1224 00:55:46,586 --> 00:55:48,172 I'm your brother. What's up? 1225 00:55:51,275 --> 00:55:52,448 [laughs] 1226 00:55:52,482 --> 00:55:54,172 Uh, yeah, I already knew that. 1227 00:55:54,206 --> 00:55:55,689 What? 1228 00:55:55,724 --> 00:55:58,034 It's not like it wasn't obvious, buddy. 1229 00:55:58,068 --> 00:56:00,620 The only curse word you seem to know nowadays is shit. 1230 00:56:00,655 --> 00:56:01,862 -Shit! -So, brother... 1231 00:56:01,896 --> 00:56:04,275 [sighs] what is it like to have boobs now? 1232 00:56:04,310 --> 00:56:05,586 You want to feel them? 1233 00:56:05,620 --> 00:56:07,137 Oh, very much so. [crack knuckles] 1234 00:56:07,172 --> 00:56:08,034 -[Casey] Hey! -[sharp smack] 1235 00:56:08,068 --> 00:56:10,068 Alright. Jesus Christ. 1236 00:56:10,103 --> 00:56:11,586 [whispers] They taste like cinnamon. 1237 00:56:11,620 --> 00:56:14,000 Like Cinnamon Toast cinnamon? Oh, my God. 1238 00:56:15,655 --> 00:56:17,896 Alright, so, what kind of stuff have you guys tried 1239 00:56:17,931 --> 00:56:19,275 to get out of this? 1240 00:56:19,310 --> 00:56:21,379 What do you mean? What kind of stuff? 1241 00:56:21,413 --> 00:56:25,551 I don't know. You know, go back to whatever fortune teller machine 1242 00:56:25,586 --> 00:56:27,551 that did this to you in the first place? 1243 00:56:27,586 --> 00:56:30,482 We were taking the more wait-and-see approach. 1244 00:56:30,517 --> 00:56:31,896 Yeah, I mean, we thought we had to learn 1245 00:56:31,931 --> 00:56:33,275 a life lesson or something. 1246 00:56:33,310 --> 00:56:34,758 A life lesson? 1247 00:56:34,793 --> 00:56:36,965 This a Hallmark movie, buddy? Come on! No. 1248 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:40,344 You go back to whatever switched you in the first place. 1249 00:56:40,379 --> 00:56:42,275 It's supposed to switch you back. 1250 00:56:42,310 --> 00:56:44,689 [music on TV continues] 1251 00:56:44,724 --> 00:56:46,000 The shredder. 1252 00:56:46,034 --> 00:56:46,896 [light switch clicks] 1253 00:56:46,931 --> 00:56:48,965 [light suspenseful music] 1254 00:56:57,068 --> 00:56:59,758 Mm. This is it, huh? The evil shredder. 1255 00:56:59,793 --> 00:57:02,000 Just missing some claws, huh? 1256 00:57:02,034 --> 00:57:03,275 Freddy Krueger. 1257 00:57:03,310 --> 00:57:05,241 No, that's not Freddy Krueger, you dumb bitch. 1258 00:57:05,275 --> 00:57:07,241 -Ninja Turtles. -Okay. focus! 1259 00:57:08,275 --> 00:57:09,172 Okay. 1260 00:57:10,206 --> 00:57:13,517 Let's place our hands on the shredder as one. 1261 00:57:15,241 --> 00:57:16,586 Roy, you can pour the water. 1262 00:57:16,620 --> 00:57:18,758 Alright, you got it. Just pour it in the... 1263 00:57:18,793 --> 00:57:22,620 [laughs] Wouldn't it be funny if all three of us swapped? 1264 00:57:26,103 --> 00:57:28,413 -[Roy groans] -Oh, c-- Jesus, Roy! 1265 00:57:28,448 --> 00:57:29,827 I like my body. 1266 00:57:32,172 --> 00:57:33,482 Are you ready? 1267 00:57:33,517 --> 00:57:34,379 I'm ready. 1268 00:57:35,172 --> 00:57:36,517 Are you sure? 1269 00:57:36,551 --> 00:57:37,965 I'm sure. 1270 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:39,482 Okay. On three? 1271 00:57:39,517 --> 00:57:40,896 Yes. 1272 00:57:40,931 --> 00:57:43,034 Like, on three, or after three? 1273 00:57:43,068 --> 00:57:45,000 -Start from zero. -Three. Go! Come on! 1274 00:57:45,034 --> 00:57:45,896 Okay. 1275 00:57:47,551 --> 00:57:50,586 [loud dripping] 1276 00:57:57,034 --> 00:57:59,034 [tense music] 1277 00:58:03,034 --> 00:58:03,896 Did it work? 1278 00:58:06,862 --> 00:58:07,724 No. 1279 00:58:09,344 --> 00:58:10,206 Right. 1280 00:58:10,241 --> 00:58:11,655 [lively music] 1281 00:58:11,689 --> 00:58:14,448 Yeah, shit, guys, I'm out of ideas. Let's get drunk, huh. 1282 00:58:14,482 --> 00:58:15,344 Sure. 1283 00:58:16,586 --> 00:58:18,413 Actually, I want to get changed before we go. 1284 00:58:18,448 --> 00:58:20,034 What is wrong with what you're wearing? 1285 00:58:21,034 --> 00:58:22,275 By me I meant you. 1286 00:58:23,793 --> 00:58:24,862 Oh! 1287 00:58:24,896 --> 00:58:26,517 Well, hey, guys. 1288 00:58:26,551 --> 00:58:28,206 Just came to grab some last minute stuff 1289 00:58:28,241 --> 00:58:30,517 because I didn't want to come back in the morning. 1290 00:58:30,551 --> 00:58:32,034 Wait, you were fired? 1291 00:58:32,068 --> 00:58:35,310 Yeah, I messed up and she fired me. 1292 00:58:35,344 --> 00:58:36,896 Now that the dust has settled... 1293 00:58:36,931 --> 00:58:39,344 The dust hasn't even begun to settle. 1294 00:58:39,379 --> 00:58:42,241 Well, I guess I'll see you guys around. 1295 00:58:43,827 --> 00:58:44,689 Lisa, wait. 1296 00:58:46,517 --> 00:58:47,965 Give her her job back. 1297 00:58:49,344 --> 00:58:50,689 Come on. 1298 00:58:52,344 --> 00:58:53,206 Um... 1299 00:58:54,413 --> 00:58:57,310 Okay. I mean, I have to tell the boss and convince him. 1300 00:58:57,344 --> 00:59:00,275 It's going to be a lot of work and a lot of effort. I'm not sure. 1301 00:59:01,172 --> 00:59:03,482 The real question is why did you give her her job back? 1302 00:59:03,517 --> 00:59:05,448 Felt like the right thing to do. 1303 00:59:05,482 --> 00:59:08,034 She probably needed it more than we did at that point. 1304 00:59:08,068 --> 00:59:09,758 Actually you were talking about quitting. 1305 00:59:11,551 --> 00:59:13,000 I was? 1306 00:59:13,034 --> 00:59:14,275 Yeah. 1307 00:59:14,310 --> 00:59:16,275 In fact, now that your position has opened up, 1308 00:59:16,310 --> 00:59:17,931 just offer it to her. 1309 00:59:20,068 --> 00:59:23,241 Well, you know, the business industry is too cut throat for me 1310 00:59:23,275 --> 00:59:26,241 and with everything going on with the boss retiring 1311 00:59:26,275 --> 00:59:29,241 -and Ted with his Pizza Pop-Tart enterprise-- -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1312 00:59:29,275 --> 00:59:31,931 Pizza Pop-Tart? That sounds "brillicious." [chuckles] 1313 00:59:31,965 --> 00:59:32,827 Don't ask. 1314 00:59:33,586 --> 00:59:34,862 Sure. Why not? 1315 00:59:34,896 --> 00:59:39,413 Oh, my God! You're the best. Thank you so much. 1316 00:59:39,448 --> 00:59:41,068 I need this job. 1317 00:59:41,103 --> 00:59:43,551 -Thank you, thank you. -All right! You get to keep your job. 1318 00:59:43,586 --> 00:59:45,241 Yeah, and you don't. 1319 00:59:45,275 --> 00:59:47,896 -So, if you could just put that down over there. -Oh. In here? 1320 00:59:47,931 --> 00:59:49,103 Yeah, there. 1321 00:59:50,896 --> 00:59:53,034 Anyway, I'm sorry, I didn't even recognize you. 1322 00:59:53,068 --> 00:59:55,379 You're the guy from the bathroom the other day. 1323 00:59:55,413 --> 00:59:57,034 You guys are a thing? 1324 00:59:57,068 --> 01:00:00,310 -It's so cute. You look so happy. -[CJ blows raspberries] 1325 01:00:00,344 --> 01:00:03,482 -[chuckles] Him? No. -And I'm sorry, 1326 01:00:03,517 --> 01:00:05,103 I don't think I've met you before. 1327 01:00:05,137 --> 01:00:07,310 Oh, um... [coughs] 1328 01:00:07,344 --> 01:00:09,241 I am Roy. 1329 01:00:09,275 --> 01:00:11,827 I am a professional athlete. 1330 01:00:11,862 --> 01:00:12,724 Bowler? 1331 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:15,137 Nope, not a bowler. 1332 01:00:15,172 --> 01:00:16,724 Competitive hotdog eater? 1333 01:00:17,551 --> 01:00:19,689 -[laughs] Let me-- let me give you a hint. -Yeah. 1334 01:00:19,724 --> 01:00:22,827 -Okay. -Yeah. I got it! Baseball player. 1335 01:00:25,172 --> 01:00:28,034 Okay, you know, I'm just going to go now. 1336 01:00:28,068 --> 01:00:29,620 Thanks. Nice to meet you. 1337 01:00:29,655 --> 01:00:30,862 Where are you guys going? 1338 01:00:32,034 --> 01:00:33,862 Psst. 1339 01:00:33,896 --> 01:00:37,137 One more stop. I want to make your brother prettier than he's ever been. 1340 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:38,931 Oh, goody. 1341 01:00:41,413 --> 01:00:43,172 [echoing bangs] 1342 01:00:44,724 --> 01:00:45,931 [gentle music] 1343 01:00:45,965 --> 01:00:47,172 That shade looks good on you. 1344 01:00:48,793 --> 01:00:50,000 Why is it so sticky? 1345 01:00:50,689 --> 01:00:51,586 Don't lick it. 1346 01:00:52,965 --> 01:00:53,862 One more thing. 1347 01:01:05,620 --> 01:01:06,586 Wear this. 1348 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,275 Why is everybody trying to take my pants off? 1349 01:01:13,275 --> 01:01:15,000 -[sighs] -[knocks on the door] 1350 01:01:15,034 --> 01:01:16,482 Guys, can we please go now? 1351 01:01:18,103 --> 01:01:20,068 -["Mexico" by The Pass] -♪ With the water with the bottles ♪ 1352 01:01:20,103 --> 01:01:21,965 ♪ Have your chase reached to the clouds ♪ 1353 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,137 ♪ Down to Mexico 1354 01:01:25,655 --> 01:01:26,517 ♪ With the moon... 1355 01:01:26,551 --> 01:01:28,241 [yawns] Three beers please. 1356 01:01:28,275 --> 01:01:29,172 Thank you. 1357 01:01:29,206 --> 01:01:31,137 Ah, thanks, man. 1358 01:01:31,172 --> 01:01:33,379 Sure, yeah, no, no problem. 1359 01:01:33,413 --> 01:01:35,103 This place is interesting. 1360 01:01:35,137 --> 01:01:37,689 This is my favorite place in the entire world. 1361 01:01:37,724 --> 01:01:39,896 Ultraman over there p-- protects me 1362 01:01:39,931 --> 01:01:42,448 when I get very, very drunk. 1363 01:01:42,482 --> 01:01:43,344 -[sharp thud] -Oh! 1364 01:01:43,379 --> 01:01:44,275 Oh, you two have fun. 1365 01:01:44,310 --> 01:01:45,620 I'm going to go over there now. 1366 01:01:46,724 --> 01:01:48,689 Did he just Garfield us? 1367 01:01:48,724 --> 01:01:49,586 I don't follow. 1368 01:01:49,620 --> 01:01:51,172 Garfield... 1369 01:01:51,206 --> 01:01:53,137 cuts a slice of chocolate cake, 1370 01:01:53,172 --> 01:01:57,482 but then takes the rest of the Pac-Man looking piece. 1371 01:01:58,275 --> 01:02:00,448 -Alright. I'm paying. -Oh, what's up, man? 1372 01:02:00,482 --> 01:02:01,862 You want to get in on this, uh... 1373 01:02:01,896 --> 01:02:03,724 Yeah. I call hot Metroid chick. 1374 01:02:03,758 --> 01:02:05,482 -Alright. -Don't even try. 1375 01:02:05,517 --> 01:02:07,000 He doesn't just take the piece? 1376 01:02:07,034 --> 01:02:09,034 No, he takes the rest of the cake. 1377 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,103 Okay. You know what? Let's make this a little interesting, alright? 1378 01:02:12,137 --> 01:02:13,965 -Damn. -I got $40 in my wallet. 1379 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,965 -Cool, each get $20? -No, winner takes all. 1380 01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:18,689 -Oh. -But we got a couple of ground rules. 1381 01:02:18,724 --> 01:02:20,620 Number one, I'm the sexy Metroid girl. 1382 01:02:20,655 --> 01:02:22,068 Number two, no falcon punches. 1383 01:02:22,103 --> 01:02:24,413 And number three, you can't be Kirby! 1384 01:02:24,448 --> 01:02:27,758 Can I be the little pink ball who sucks people up? 1385 01:02:27,793 --> 01:02:29,620 -Do you know what that-- -Game on, baby! 1386 01:02:30,793 --> 01:02:32,482 Why would he leave a piece at all? 1387 01:02:32,517 --> 01:02:34,137 It just seems like a lot of work. 1388 01:02:35,068 --> 01:02:36,862 You know, I've never thought about that. 1389 01:02:37,586 --> 01:02:39,448 It's kind of generous for Garfield, anyway. 1390 01:02:41,551 --> 01:02:43,586 [upbeat dance music] 1391 01:02:43,620 --> 01:02:45,310 [unintelligible chatter] 1392 01:02:49,482 --> 01:02:52,862 You know, you're a big softie, giving Lisa her job back. 1393 01:02:52,896 --> 01:02:55,551 I think you have a fuzzy memory. That was you. 1394 01:02:56,482 --> 01:02:59,379 Besides, I don't think I was supposed to fire her anyway, 1395 01:02:59,413 --> 01:03:01,137 so you kind of saved my butt. 1396 01:03:02,689 --> 01:03:03,689 You know, I got to say, 1397 01:03:04,724 --> 01:03:05,827 we make a good team. 1398 01:03:07,172 --> 01:03:09,000 I'm kind of liking getting to know you. 1399 01:03:09,758 --> 01:03:10,620 Really? 1400 01:03:11,482 --> 01:03:13,551 So, what color are my eyes, then? 1401 01:03:15,517 --> 01:03:17,689 Well, at first they're brown, 1402 01:03:18,413 --> 01:03:20,172 and then, if you look into the light, 1403 01:03:20,206 --> 01:03:21,344 they're like amber. 1404 01:03:22,137 --> 01:03:25,103 And if you look really close by the iris, 1405 01:03:25,137 --> 01:03:26,241 it's like honey. 1406 01:03:27,068 --> 01:03:28,862 And then, when the sun hits them, 1407 01:03:28,896 --> 01:03:29,758 it's green. 1408 01:03:30,482 --> 01:03:31,482 That's my favorite. 1409 01:03:32,689 --> 01:03:34,827 Nice try, but I've seen Maid In Manhattan. 1410 01:03:38,068 --> 01:03:40,827 Well, smart guy, what color are my eyes? 1411 01:03:41,689 --> 01:03:43,068 I guess they're brown too. 1412 01:03:44,068 --> 01:03:45,551 Alright. Enough. [sighs] 1413 01:03:49,172 --> 01:03:50,655 Two Natty Lights, please. 1414 01:03:52,517 --> 01:03:53,655 And I got that. 1415 01:03:54,551 --> 01:03:56,137 Make it a Tanqueray. 1416 01:03:56,172 --> 01:03:58,931 Whoo, I love a gin girl. 1417 01:03:58,965 --> 01:04:00,379 This girl? 1418 01:04:00,413 --> 01:04:03,241 No, you don't. This girl is so high-maintenance, 1419 01:04:03,275 --> 01:04:04,379 so annoying. 1420 01:04:05,241 --> 01:04:06,965 High-maintenance doesn't scare me, baby. 1421 01:04:08,310 --> 01:04:09,620 I'm a lesbian. 1422 01:04:09,655 --> 01:04:11,689 Girl on girl is my favorite. 1423 01:04:11,724 --> 01:04:14,172 I have, you know... 1424 01:04:14,206 --> 01:04:16,827 STDs. All of the STDs. 1425 01:04:16,862 --> 01:04:19,034 It's really nasty down there. 1426 01:04:19,068 --> 01:04:20,275 Diarrhea. 1427 01:04:20,310 --> 01:04:23,137 I have diarrhea right now. 1428 01:04:23,172 --> 01:04:25,862 Okay, buddy. I'm taken. 1429 01:04:25,896 --> 01:04:27,758 -[soft thuds] -[glass clicks] 1430 01:04:27,793 --> 01:04:29,103 I'm taken. 1431 01:04:29,137 --> 01:04:30,689 Yeah. I-- I'm taken! 1432 01:04:30,724 --> 01:04:32,620 ["5-0" by Jack Harlow] 1433 01:04:32,655 --> 01:04:35,000 ♪ Always had trouble respecting limits ♪ 1434 01:04:35,034 --> 01:04:37,034 [unintelligible chatter] 1435 01:04:43,655 --> 01:04:46,137 Whoa, don't let me stop you. 1436 01:04:46,172 --> 01:04:47,448 [ironic laugh] 1437 01:04:47,482 --> 01:04:49,724 I think she's had a little bit too much to drink, 1438 01:04:49,758 --> 01:04:51,034 so we're going to get going here. 1439 01:04:51,068 --> 01:04:52,965 [CJ] Wait. No, I want to stay. 1440 01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:55,103 ♪ 5-0, I don't fuck with 5-0 1441 01:04:55,137 --> 01:04:56,517 ♪ Whipping through your neighborhood ♪ 1442 01:04:56,551 --> 01:04:59,000 ♪ They telling me to drive slow, I don't ♪ 1443 01:05:02,103 --> 01:05:03,862 ["Frostbite" by Mark Geary] 1444 01:05:03,896 --> 01:05:07,620 Do you know the song "Guitar Man"? 1445 01:05:07,655 --> 01:05:08,482 By Cake? 1446 01:05:09,206 --> 01:05:11,793 No, the original, by Bread. 1447 01:05:11,827 --> 01:05:14,448 Why would I've listen to Bread when I can have Cake? 1448 01:05:14,482 --> 01:05:17,172 Okay, don't be all Marie Antoinette about it. 1449 01:05:18,655 --> 01:05:20,551 Do you like my dancing? 1450 01:05:20,586 --> 01:05:21,931 You dance like a white guy. 1451 01:05:22,862 --> 01:05:26,379 Oh, so like Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly? 1452 01:05:26,413 --> 01:05:28,379 ♪ ...are 1453 01:05:31,172 --> 01:05:33,758 ♪ It's who you are it's what you are ♪ 1454 01:05:33,793 --> 01:05:37,000 The good thing about being over six foot is I don't have to wear heels. 1455 01:05:40,034 --> 01:05:41,482 What are we going to do to change back? 1456 01:05:44,379 --> 01:05:46,655 I know one thing we haven't tried! 1457 01:05:47,862 --> 01:05:51,379 Fornicate under the consent of the king. 1458 01:05:52,758 --> 01:05:54,034 I don't know... 1459 01:05:54,068 --> 01:05:56,931 Oh, come on! Just do it with your eyes closed. 1460 01:05:58,034 --> 01:05:59,482 Already do that. 1461 01:05:59,517 --> 01:06:01,275 You want to have sex with yourself? 1462 01:06:02,034 --> 01:06:03,896 No, I've been having sex with myself 1463 01:06:03,931 --> 01:06:05,310 all throughout high school. 1464 01:06:09,931 --> 01:06:11,586 This is so narcissistic! 1465 01:06:12,310 --> 01:06:15,172 ♪ It's what you are 1466 01:06:16,172 --> 01:06:18,862 [CJ] It kind of just happened organically. 1467 01:06:18,896 --> 01:06:21,172 I mean, this challenge came to us and we, 1468 01:06:22,034 --> 01:06:27,241 uh, stumbled, but in the end, we're better for it. 1469 01:06:27,275 --> 01:06:30,758 I think that might've happened for that reason. 1470 01:06:30,793 --> 01:06:32,620 -[CJ] Yeah. -[Casey] I think we needed to learn something. 1471 01:06:33,344 --> 01:06:35,724 I think Roy was wrong about the life lesson. 1472 01:06:36,827 --> 01:06:39,482 I hadn't know when one body ended 1473 01:06:39,517 --> 01:06:40,793 and the other began anyway. 1474 01:06:40,827 --> 01:06:43,448 [CJ] I did. I definitely did. 1475 01:06:43,482 --> 01:06:45,000 [Casey] I mean, with the lights off, 1476 01:06:45,034 --> 01:06:49,344 it sort of just all becomes one person, one body. 1477 01:06:49,379 --> 01:06:52,137 ♪ It's not like I've been here before ♪ 1478 01:06:52,172 --> 01:06:54,896 ♪ Like me 1479 01:06:55,827 --> 01:06:59,068 ♪ Like you 1480 01:06:59,103 --> 01:07:01,206 [birds chirping] 1481 01:07:09,103 --> 01:07:10,000 Good morning. 1482 01:07:10,896 --> 01:07:11,758 How are you? 1483 01:07:12,620 --> 01:07:13,482 Great. 1484 01:07:15,068 --> 01:07:15,965 How are you? 1485 01:07:16,965 --> 01:07:18,000 Great. 1486 01:07:18,034 --> 01:07:19,793 [CJ] You know, I feel like we both... 1487 01:07:19,827 --> 01:07:22,172 learned so much about ourselves, and each other, 1488 01:07:22,206 --> 01:07:25,758 and life from this whole experience. 1489 01:07:25,793 --> 01:07:27,827 [gentle music] 1490 01:07:33,517 --> 01:07:36,413 "The grass is always greener on the other side." 1491 01:07:36,448 --> 01:07:38,586 "Never judge a book by its cover." 1492 01:07:38,620 --> 01:07:42,034 "Two shoe, brown shoe, left shoe, right shoe." We learned that. 1493 01:07:42,068 --> 01:07:43,896 And that opposites attract. 1494 01:07:43,931 --> 01:07:46,517 -All those cliches, we, we learned them all. -[snorts] 1495 01:07:47,241 --> 01:07:49,344 [CJ] We always take walks, and feed the ducks, 1496 01:07:49,379 --> 01:07:51,034 and feed the horses. 1497 01:07:51,068 --> 01:07:54,000 -Now we have each other and we're happy. -[Casey] Yeah. 1498 01:07:54,034 --> 01:07:55,413 We couldn't get enough of each other. 1499 01:07:55,448 --> 01:07:58,655 So I guess we decided on being together 1500 01:07:59,379 --> 01:08:00,413 from the experience. 1501 01:08:02,413 --> 01:08:05,517 She brought the best out of me. She made me a better person. 1502 01:08:05,551 --> 01:08:09,482 I learned a little bit about putting care into my appearance, 1503 01:08:09,517 --> 01:08:11,965 and looking better, and eating right, 1504 01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:14,310 and realizing this is my one body, 1505 01:08:14,344 --> 01:08:15,862 so I better take care of it. 1506 01:08:16,724 --> 01:08:20,586 [CJ] What being a man has taught me about being a woman is 1507 01:08:20,620 --> 01:08:26,206 kind of just being more yourself and, like, owning who you are 1508 01:08:27,413 --> 01:08:28,517 and loving yourself, 1509 01:08:28,551 --> 01:08:31,586 because I guess at any given moment, 1510 01:08:31,620 --> 01:08:33,793 you could not be yourself... 1511 01:08:33,827 --> 01:08:35,172 -Yeah, you could... -...if you switch bodies. 1512 01:08:35,206 --> 01:08:37,034 ...totally change against your will. 1513 01:08:37,068 --> 01:08:39,000 [CJ] So, it's made me more confident 1514 01:08:39,034 --> 01:08:44,724 in my own body and made me, I guess, a more confident woman. 1515 01:08:44,758 --> 01:08:48,379 Well, that's good, I'm glad that I could help do that for you. 1516 01:08:48,413 --> 01:08:50,862 I wouldn't take credit for that, but... 1517 01:08:52,655 --> 01:08:54,310 You made me a better person. 1518 01:08:54,344 --> 01:08:55,448 Oh, I know. 1519 01:08:55,482 --> 01:08:56,758 -Oh, okay. -I know. 1520 01:08:57,896 --> 01:08:59,172 I mean, you make me a better person 1521 01:08:59,206 --> 01:09:01,103 whether you're me or not. 1522 01:09:01,137 --> 01:09:02,413 How about that? 1523 01:09:02,448 --> 01:09:03,310 That's sweet. 1524 01:09:05,620 --> 01:09:06,517 ["It's OK" by The Pass] 1525 01:09:06,551 --> 01:09:08,620 ♪ I know it's a lot 1526 01:09:09,551 --> 01:09:11,689 ♪ But it's okay here 1527 01:09:12,482 --> 01:09:14,758 ♪ As we focused on the clock 1528 01:09:14,793 --> 01:09:16,344 ♪ People fade away 1529 01:09:16,379 --> 01:09:17,827 ♪ 'Cause it's life 1530 01:09:18,758 --> 01:09:21,620 ♪ It's okay here 1531 01:09:21,655 --> 01:09:23,655 ♪ Bathroom closet is always stuck ♪ 1532 01:09:23,689 --> 01:09:27,068 ♪ And the paint will get stained, it's away ♪ 1533 01:09:30,344 --> 01:09:32,068 ♪ It's away 1534 01:09:33,206 --> 01:09:36,448 ♪ The paint will get stained, it's away ♪ 1535 01:09:39,620 --> 01:09:41,206 ♪ It's away 1536 01:09:42,413 --> 01:09:43,931 ♪ And the paint will get stained ♪ 1537 01:09:53,793 --> 01:09:57,068 ♪ But you cannot go in there all day ♪ 1538 01:09:59,310 --> 01:10:02,344 ♪ Waiting for a new solution 1539 01:10:03,689 --> 01:10:06,655 ♪ Never dreamed it this way 1540 01:10:08,344 --> 01:10:12,724 ♪ This will be your contribution... ♪ 1541 01:10:20,310 --> 01:10:22,448 ♪ But I know it's alive 1542 01:10:23,172 --> 01:10:26,034 ♪ But it's okay here 1543 01:10:26,068 --> 01:10:28,137 ♪ Your eyes are focused on the clock ♪ 1544 01:10:28,172 --> 01:10:30,103 ♪ But the people fade away 1545 01:10:30,137 --> 01:10:31,689 ♪ 'Cause it's life 1546 01:10:32,551 --> 01:10:35,310 ♪ But it's okay here 1547 01:10:35,344 --> 01:10:37,482 ♪ The bathroom closet it's always stuck ♪ 1548 01:10:37,517 --> 01:10:39,379 ♪ And the paint will get stained ♪ 1549 01:10:39,413 --> 01:10:40,931 ♪ 'Cause it's life 1550 01:10:41,793 --> 01:10:44,551 ♪ But it's okay 1551 01:10:44,586 --> 01:10:46,689 ♪ Your eyes are focused on the clock ♪ 1552 01:10:46,724 --> 01:10:48,586 ♪ But the people fade away 1553 01:10:48,620 --> 01:10:50,000 ♪ 'Cause it's life 1554 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:53,793 ♪ But it's okay here 1555 01:10:53,827 --> 01:10:55,896 ♪ The bathroom closet is always stuck ♪ 1556 01:10:55,931 --> 01:10:59,275 ♪ And the paint will get stained, it's away ♪ 1557 01:11:02,620 --> 01:11:04,413 ♪ It's away 1558 01:11:05,206 --> 01:11:08,620 ♪ And the paint will get stained, it's away ♪ 1559 01:11:11,827 --> 01:11:13,551 ♪ It's away 1560 01:11:14,448 --> 01:11:16,172 ♪ And the paint will get stained ♪ 1561 01:11:50,724 --> 01:11:53,517 You see? This is nice. Isn't this nice?