1 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:27,793 Well, just great! 2 00:00:27,795 --> 00:00:30,229 No, not the presentation. That's terrible. 3 00:00:30,231 --> 00:00:32,131 Some idiot just hit me. 4 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:35,968 Ugh. Do you realize how much this is going to cost? 5 00:00:35,970 --> 00:00:39,171 Not in money, which i have plenty of, but in... 6 00:00:41,308 --> 00:00:42,374 What the... 7 00:00:43,343 --> 00:00:45,811 Get away from me! Get away! 8 00:00:51,518 --> 00:00:53,152 Help me. Someone help! 9 00:00:56,322 --> 00:00:57,689 Stay away! 10 00:00:57,691 --> 00:00:59,758 Ah! What are you doing? 11 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:11,003 -Look out! -Help me! 12 00:01:22,782 --> 00:01:26,518 Wonder woman! Save me! Save me from them! 13 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,087 From whom? 14 00:01:28,089 --> 00:01:30,722 Demons. They're everywhere. Don't you see them? 15 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:42,434 I see only one. 16 00:01:51,978 --> 00:01:53,946 I'll ask you one last time. 17 00:01:55,216 --> 00:01:56,682 What did you do with my family? 18 00:01:57,884 --> 00:02:03,122 Steven, it's me, Gloria! I'm your wife. 19 00:02:03,124 --> 00:02:04,690 These are our children. 20 00:02:07,128 --> 00:02:08,660 You're not my family! 21 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:11,797 You killed them, just like the others. 22 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:13,065 Now it's your turn. 23 00:02:19,239 --> 00:02:20,973 No one's dying here tonight. 24 00:02:20,975 --> 00:02:23,242 It's not me you should be stopping. 25 00:02:23,244 --> 00:02:24,977 It's them. Look at them! 26 00:02:28,581 --> 00:02:29,648 Look at them! 27 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,857 It's just like the neighbors. 28 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:41,160 Go to my shed. You'll see I'm right! 29 00:02:59,445 --> 00:03:00,746 What have you done? 30 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,306 Let me help you. 31 00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:31,210 It's not my fault. 32 00:03:31,212 --> 00:03:34,713 I've given birth to the devil. It's the devil! 33 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:39,851 You're tired. Give me the baby. 34 00:03:39,853 --> 00:03:41,286 You don't want to hurt her. 35 00:04:15,955 --> 00:04:17,089 I'm sorry. 36 00:04:45,985 --> 00:04:49,321 These crimes were committed by law-abiding citizens. 37 00:04:49,323 --> 00:04:52,424 They all claim to have seen nightmare visions beforehand. 38 00:04:52,426 --> 00:04:54,059 Any clue what's causing it? 39 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:55,127 No idea. 40 00:04:56,430 --> 00:04:57,963 The one week i fill in for Jordan, 41 00:04:57,965 --> 00:04:59,898 and it couldn't be some hairy-ass monster? 42 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:02,567 The same pattern is repeating around the world, 43 00:05:02,569 --> 00:05:04,603 so there could be an overriding factor. 44 00:05:04,605 --> 00:05:06,838 Perhaps a paranormal element. 45 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:09,641 Are you talking about magic? 46 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:11,910 We've come up against magic before, Batman. 47 00:05:11,912 --> 00:05:13,845 Xerxes, trigon, Felix faust. 48 00:05:13,847 --> 00:05:16,481 Even shazam's powers are based in magic. 49 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:19,251 With as much as you've seen, can you rule it out? 50 00:05:19,253 --> 00:05:22,654 The criminally insane don't need magic as an excuse. 51 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:25,090 I recommend spending more time on the streets 52 00:05:25,092 --> 00:05:26,525 instead of flying over them. 53 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:31,196 Hmm. He's even friendlier than they say. 54 00:06:53,679 --> 00:06:58,650 Bollocks! In what bloody plane of existence does four of a kind lose? 55 00:06:59,685 --> 00:07:03,054 Too, too bad, constantine. 56 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:09,294 Have you gained weight? It looks good on you. 57 00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:12,230 What say you let your soul mate play a few hands, Jason? 58 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:13,899 Maybe he'd change my luck. 59 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:16,034 He'd definitely be less mopey than you. 60 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:20,705 John constantine, the man who perfected the bad idea. 61 00:07:20,707 --> 00:07:24,276 The only reason I came to this dung heap of a casino is to find a relic 62 00:07:24,278 --> 00:07:26,645 to keep that monster locked away forever. 63 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:30,182 Boys, boys! You're boring me. Let's play, shall we? 64 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:51,970 My luck's running as hot as me naughty bits. 65 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:54,639 Oh, but our next group of friends is due to arrive, 66 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:57,309 so it's time to bust you out. 67 00:07:57,311 --> 00:08:01,279 Copperfield's coming. Presto changeo! 68 00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:04,483 Woman in a box. In a box. 69 00:08:04,485 --> 00:08:08,153 Yeah, he's classy, unlike you. 70 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:13,325 Are they implying David Copperfield, television magician, has true power? 71 00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:17,062 Owns a chain of islands and dated Claudia schiffer. What do you think? 72 00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:22,367 No cards for me, and... 73 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:26,338 Oh, looks like you can't call my bet, constantine. 74 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:28,573 By my rules, you lose. 75 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:30,942 I raise. 76 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:33,979 With what? Your ratty soul ain't worth two bits. 77 00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:35,347 Not two bits. 78 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:40,218 I'm betting the house, the house of mystery. 79 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,293 And since I'm including everything inside, 80 00:08:48,295 --> 00:08:50,929 it looks like you're the one that can't call, abnegazar. 81 00:08:52,298 --> 00:08:54,699 Well, what do you say, boys? 82 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:56,768 I like the action. 83 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:12,617 I call. 84 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:19,624 Really? A chipped dreamstone? 85 00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:22,861 I'm out. 86 00:09:22,863 --> 00:09:25,764 Broken knick-knacks for the house of mystery and its contents? 87 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:27,032 Are you mad? 88 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:30,268 I've got a working soul catcher. 89 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:34,773 That's ogid's eye spiker, eh? And the garazi. 90 00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:40,912 So even if that very magical dreamstone doesn't work, it's still a big-ass Ruby. 91 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:44,482 I'd be a poor sport indeed if I didn't accept your fair wager. 92 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:55,860 Hell. Now, that's a losing hand for the ages. 93 00:09:55,862 --> 00:09:58,663 Now, read them and... 94 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:00,899 What? 95 00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:03,268 Do they have an eye doctor in hell? 96 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,437 I'd make an appointment if I was you. 97 00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:07,105 You cheated! 98 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:14,145 Technically, we both cheated. I just did it better. 99 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:16,147 I'll rip your bloody heart out! 100 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:18,149 Sorry, mate, I'm using that. 101 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,837 Situation here, Jason. It's time to call your better half. 102 00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:41,473 Sorry, John, you're on your own. 103 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:55,387 Oi, I'm gonna roast your nuts and feed them to you, constantine. 104 00:11:03,095 --> 00:11:06,331 Gone, gone, the form of man. 105 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:09,734 Arise the demon, etrigan! 106 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:16,641 Once more with words of metered rhyme 107 00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:20,679 comes etrigan the slayer just in time. 108 00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:23,948 Easy now, brother. We're on the same side, right? 109 00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:26,718 Let's use our words. 110 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,688 Are you having a laugh? We're the demons three. 111 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,356 Kill everyone! 112 00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:43,902 You will pay, constantine. 113 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:46,571 Your soul will be ours. 114 00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:48,139 Get in line, you prats. 115 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,253 Your ass is grass, constantine. 116 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:05,323 And we're the lawnmower. 117 00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:09,994 Since the battle's fought and won, 118 00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:12,797 Jason blood with me is done. 119 00:12:23,008 --> 00:12:25,910 For 500 years, I've been bound to etrigan, 120 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:28,079 fighting to keep him from coming forth, 121 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,348 and you forced me to summon him. 122 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:32,584 Everything got sorted. 123 00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:34,719 He could have gone on a killing spree. 124 00:12:34,721 --> 00:12:38,089 You don't think. You don't consider the cost. 125 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,458 Yeah, I did. 126 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:43,094 Weighed it against my being eaten alive and thought, "yeah, totally worth it." 127 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:48,032 You're a world class bastard, John. 128 00:13:15,394 --> 00:13:17,729 And for my finale, 129 00:13:17,731 --> 00:13:24,135 I will make this terrible trio of terrifying tantors vanish before your eyes. 130 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,331 I hope those elephants survived. 131 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,967 You don't want peta on your back. 132 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:58,503 You're assuming they were real in the first place. 133 00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:01,973 How are you, Bruce? 134 00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:04,442 I'm fine, zatanna. Busy. 135 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:07,011 You know where I can find John constantine? 136 00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:08,813 No. 137 00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,381 You must have some idea. 138 00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:12,183 We don't keep in touch. 139 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,485 I know you two have history, so I... 140 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:21,359 Z, Batman needs to talk with John. 141 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,561 You've got to come along, too. It's important. 142 00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:25,196 Is that you, Boston? 143 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,531 Yeah. 144 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,399 Everything is... 145 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:29,801 Boy, this guy's mind is tough. 146 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,937 Can't hold... 147 00:14:36,742 --> 00:14:38,843 What is going on? 148 00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:41,246 I'll tell you on the way to John's. 149 00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:44,749 Okay, but I call shotgun. 150 00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:51,589 I don't even think his kid could fit back here. 151 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:54,058 Sorry, Boston, but life is for the living. 152 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:57,061 Boston brand. He was a circus performer. 153 00:14:57,063 --> 00:15:01,232 Batman's heard of me. Sweet. Tell him I'm a fan of his, too, 154 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,468 but, you know, be cool about it. 155 00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:05,837 Yeah, that's him. 156 00:15:05,839 --> 00:15:07,906 Ask him if he caught one of my shows. 157 00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:10,909 He was a trapeze artist who loved being famous, 158 00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:13,111 especially with the ladies. 159 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,179 Husbands, not so much. 160 00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:16,748 You're killing me. 161 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:19,517 He had a knack for irritating the wrong people. 162 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:22,921 Then, about five years ago, Karma caught up with him. 163 00:15:26,692 --> 00:15:29,928 It was a weekend show, full house. 164 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:33,798 Boston was in the middle of his death-defying act when... 165 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,761 He died, and that should have been that, 166 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:08,800 but with Boston, things tend to get complicated. 167 00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:14,072 His spirit was called by the goddess rama kushna. 168 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:18,009 She took pity on him and gave him the power to possess the living, 169 00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:20,945 so he could bring his killer and others to justice. 170 00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:22,981 Hey, I don't wanna brag, but I'm good. 171 00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:25,984 Why did he feel the need to write on my walls like a child? 172 00:16:25,986 --> 00:16:27,852 Uh, yeah, he's sorry about that. 173 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,254 Mmm. 174 00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:31,823 Where is this address? 175 00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:34,993 GPS doesn't seem especially useful tonight. 176 00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:38,997 It's not an address. The house of mystery tends to move around. 177 00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:43,001 I didn't put the symbols in there for the GPS to find it. 178 00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:45,303 I wanted the house to come to us. 179 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:40,925 She can't hold it. Do something. 180 00:17:58,911 --> 00:17:59,977 There. 181 00:18:06,685 --> 00:18:07,852 Into the house! 182 00:18:20,532 --> 00:18:21,799 Z, you all right? 183 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:24,535 Yeah, as soon as you get off me. 184 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,037 I should have known you were the reason 185 00:18:26,039 --> 00:18:28,372 I'm not back in London enjoying a pint. 186 00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:31,309 The house always did like you better. 187 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,744 Odd trio for a road trip. 188 00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:36,080 To what do I owe the visit? 189 00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:38,983 The league thinks that a recent spike in homicides may have a magical cause. 190 00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:44,088 Told you something stinks. 191 00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:47,125 Now we know someone doesn't want us asking questions. 192 00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:49,594 Looks like you've cracked it wide open, mate. 193 00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:51,162 What did he say? 194 00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:53,498 Uh-uh. I'm not playing telephone between you two. 195 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,703 We online? 196 00:19:00,105 --> 00:19:02,440 Great. Sorry about the Batmobile. 197 00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:05,076 I hope your insurance was paid up. 198 00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:07,145 What, is there even a policy for something like that? 199 00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:08,312 Mmm. 200 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:13,951 Hey, I told you not to do that, orchid. Use a bloody door. 201 00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:17,155 I am glad to see you are well. 202 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,024 How new is this one? 203 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:22,160 Not what you think. 204 00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:24,428 It's the magic of the house. 205 00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:28,432 Decided it wanted to experience humanity and gave itself a body. 206 00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:30,001 It sure did. 207 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:36,841 A spirit whose existence is not its own, like myself. 208 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,809 Interesting. 209 00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:44,015 Um, yeah, we are that. 210 00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,784 Dead smooth you are, mate. 211 00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:49,187 Hey, it's been a while, you know? 212 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:56,861 Powerful in true magic. Angry at John. 213 00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:59,997 This, I understand. 214 00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:03,568 Yet you still have feelings for him. 215 00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:06,571 I could kill him. 216 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,380 You exude pain. 217 00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:21,552 Your life is a patchwork of blackness with no time for joy. 218 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,788 How do you cope with it? 219 00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,425 I have a Butler. 220 00:20:30,829 --> 00:20:32,496 That was enlightening. 221 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,135 Well, I guess we should have that chinwag about now. 222 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,241 - Demons! - It's not me! 223 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:49,747 I've given birth to the devil. It's the... 224 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:53,050 Rama kushna says this will break down the walls between the planes. 225 00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:55,086 Even the afterlife will be affected. 226 00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:58,389 Yeah, it's dodgy, all right. I'll look into it. 227 00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:00,524 Meanwhile, the house will drop you wherever you'd like. 228 00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:03,461 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Rama says we have to work together. 229 00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:05,463 Come on! It's a dream team. 230 00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:08,933 You, me, zatanna, Batman, maybe even the justice league. 231 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:13,271 The capes and tights crew, useless against dark magic. 232 00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:16,641 That's why we need you. You can lead us. 233 00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:21,412 Boston, do I strike you as a team player? Much less a team leader. 234 00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:24,582 Point is, even deities can get it wrong. 235 00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:28,152 It's how we got the appendix, neanderthals and reality TV. 236 00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:30,554 Z, your help I could use. 237 00:21:30,556 --> 00:21:33,891 Okay, if we do it as a group. 238 00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:38,796 This is the monkey cage in sumatra all over again. 239 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,265 "Ooh, we need to save the monkeys," she said. 240 00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:43,801 You're such an ass. 241 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,170 Oh, not the monkeys. 242 00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:49,807 Says the man who has newcastle and 100 other screw-ups on his resume, 243 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:51,976 costing lives and souls. 244 00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:53,944 But not monkeys. You're still way ahead on dead monkeys. 245 00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:56,147 -They used to be a thing. -Mmm. 246 00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:57,281 You just have to make things... 247 00:21:57,283 --> 00:21:58,549 We're wasting time. 248 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,019 He's dead, and I accept the risks, 249 00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:06,057 so can we get to it, or do you two need a timeout? 250 00:22:09,294 --> 00:22:12,997 Fine and dandy. Let's take a walk on the dark side then. 251 00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:17,935 Coming, team? 252 00:22:24,209 --> 00:22:26,177 Stop being a child and slow down. 253 00:22:26,179 --> 00:22:27,511 Where are we going? 254 00:22:28,046 --> 00:22:29,613 Ritchie's. 255 00:22:29,615 --> 00:22:31,315 Have you talked to him lately? 256 00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:33,818 I know he's pissed. You don't have to remind me, love. 257 00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:35,353 It's on my cv, remember? 258 00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:38,622 No, really, has he told you... 259 00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:43,894 Oh, no. He's dying. 260 00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:46,364 John constantine, 261 00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:52,403 purveyor of the dark arts and lifeline of last resort. 262 00:22:52,405 --> 00:22:58,376 No matter. Your friend's soul will be collected, 263 00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:02,813 and there's nothing you can do to alter that. 264 00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:06,851 Why don't you go do something useful, like haunt a house? 265 00:23:06,853 --> 00:23:08,386 Who's he talking to now? 266 00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:11,389 Shrouds. They deliver souls to hell. 267 00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:16,093 They're drawn to you. 268 00:23:16,095 --> 00:23:19,330 Maybe it's your Cologne, batsy. 269 00:23:19,332 --> 00:23:23,167 This one has cheated us many times. 270 00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:25,269 It is vexing. 271 00:23:28,907 --> 00:23:30,941 Boo. 272 00:23:30,943 --> 00:23:34,779 This has been lovely, but it's time for you lot to bugger off. 273 00:23:34,781 --> 00:23:41,252 When the time comes, I'll be the one to collect your soul, constantine. 274 00:23:41,254 --> 00:23:42,686 Yeah, yeah. 275 00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:48,692 I thought I felt a disturbance in the force. 276 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:52,496 How you doing, Johnny boy? 277 00:23:53,365 --> 00:23:57,668 Zatanna and Batman? 278 00:23:58,637 --> 00:24:01,205 What the hell? 279 00:24:01,207 --> 00:24:03,841 Tell you everything inside, mate. 280 00:24:11,483 --> 00:24:13,651 You poor thing. 281 00:24:13,653 --> 00:24:17,087 Yeah, I may have lied the last time we talked, 282 00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:20,958 about exactly how fast I'm sledding downhill. 283 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,359 I'm sorry about that. 284 00:24:24,062 --> 00:24:26,430 But it means a lot you're here, John. 285 00:24:26,432 --> 00:24:31,569 And, hey, you don't have to say it. You're forgiven. 286 00:24:31,571 --> 00:24:34,572 Still wondering what Batman's doing in my living room. 287 00:24:34,574 --> 00:24:36,907 And when is he gonna shut up, right? 288 00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:41,045 What? What's with the face? 289 00:24:42,848 --> 00:24:45,416 You're not here to say you're sorry, are you? 290 00:24:45,418 --> 00:24:47,117 Of course I am, 291 00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:50,621 but I was looking to borrow the keshanti key as well. 292 00:24:50,623 --> 00:24:53,190 Unbelievable. 293 00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:55,359 I tried to tell him on the way. 294 00:24:55,361 --> 00:24:57,161 Yeah, it's not your fault, z. 295 00:24:57,163 --> 00:25:00,664 Just like everything, this is rock star Johnny's fault. 296 00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:02,666 I was with you when it happened, ritchie. 297 00:25:02,668 --> 00:25:04,535 We were side by side. 298 00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:06,770 Yeah, yeah, yeah, side by side. 299 00:25:06,772 --> 00:25:11,442 But I got the weird magical cancer while you, you added to your rep. 300 00:25:11,444 --> 00:25:13,444 Isn't that right? 301 00:25:13,446 --> 00:25:16,280 Look, me not making proper amends isn't related to the key, 302 00:25:16,282 --> 00:25:19,049 which, truth be told, you're not gonna need, mate. 303 00:25:19,051 --> 00:25:20,184 John! 304 00:25:26,491 --> 00:25:28,292 Getting that a lot lately. 305 00:25:28,294 --> 00:25:31,529 You can go screw yourself. I am not giving you crap. 306 00:25:31,531 --> 00:25:34,565 Your anger is understandable, but you need to reconsider. 307 00:25:34,567 --> 00:25:36,901 Innocent lives are at stake. 308 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:51,815 Well, doctors say an upbeat attitude can help, 309 00:25:51,817 --> 00:25:56,554 so what I'll focus on today is that I met Batman. 310 00:25:56,556 --> 00:25:58,222 Force of good. 311 00:25:58,224 --> 00:26:01,725 It was also nice seeing you, zatanna. 312 00:26:01,727 --> 00:26:03,894 Now, if you'll excuse me... 313 00:26:07,532 --> 00:26:09,733 You can show yourselves out. 314 00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:35,659 This him? 315 00:26:37,128 --> 00:26:41,332 Father of the year. I'll need the gear now. 316 00:26:43,468 --> 00:26:44,902 How does this work? 317 00:26:44,904 --> 00:26:47,104 It's basically a magical shortcut. 318 00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:49,039 It lets me access different planes of existence 319 00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:51,475 without doing 20-odd hours of incantations. 320 00:26:51,477 --> 00:26:56,180 In this case, I'll poke around this poor sod's memories to see how his madness began 321 00:26:58,750 --> 00:27:01,719 and, more importantly, what caused it. 322 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:06,190 What are you doing here? I'm calling security. 323 00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:12,196 I'll make sure the looky-loos stay out of our hair. 324 00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:17,935 Z, give me a psychic shout if this body comes under attack. 325 00:27:17,937 --> 00:27:19,670 Wouldn't do to be trapped inside, now. 326 00:27:19,672 --> 00:27:23,140 Wouldn't do to go in alone, and since I'm right here... 327 00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:26,477 Too dangerous. You're out of practice, love. 328 00:27:26,479 --> 00:27:29,079 Look, you wanted me along. I'm here. 329 00:27:29,081 --> 00:27:32,149 I'm not waiting in the wings. Let's do this. 330 00:27:38,256 --> 00:27:39,390 Mmm. 331 00:27:49,467 --> 00:27:50,768 Hmm. 332 00:27:58,877 --> 00:28:01,111 - Z? You okay? 333 00:28:01,113 --> 00:28:02,680 I'm fine. 334 00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:11,689 I've never liked this sort of magic. 335 00:28:11,691 --> 00:28:14,825 I can feel darkness seeping inside me. 336 00:28:14,827 --> 00:28:17,194 How you stand it is beyond me. 337 00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:21,298 It's all about control. If you ever need a refresher... 338 00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:24,868 We've had this conversation. I haven't changed my mind. 339 00:28:27,839 --> 00:28:30,741 Sure, sit out the war between good and evil. 340 00:28:30,743 --> 00:28:34,411 After all, you've got a good thing going being applauded by mindless twits. 341 00:28:34,413 --> 00:28:36,380 Really? Now? 342 00:28:36,382 --> 00:28:38,382 Good a time as ever, I reckon. 343 00:28:38,384 --> 00:28:42,086 - I'll teach you to talk back. -No! 344 00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:45,522 The magic I perform brings people happiness. 345 00:28:45,524 --> 00:28:47,858 You sure it's not the two drink minimum, love? 346 00:28:47,860 --> 00:28:49,560 You're such a pessimist. 347 00:28:49,562 --> 00:28:53,597 Wrong. I expect the worst, so I prepare for the worst, 348 00:28:53,599 --> 00:28:56,066 and when the worst happens, I'm ready. 349 00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:59,369 But my outlook doesn't alter the reality of the world. 350 00:28:59,371 --> 00:29:01,238 Steven, stop! 351 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:02,573 Leave me alone! 352 00:29:02,575 --> 00:29:05,075 Another precious moment. 353 00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:07,377 There was joy, too. 354 00:29:07,379 --> 00:29:09,513 His madness swept it away. 355 00:29:49,088 --> 00:29:50,988 Who dropped the bed pan? 356 00:30:24,989 --> 00:30:27,991 This is it. This was the morning of his madness. 357 00:30:27,993 --> 00:30:29,760 What do you think will set him off? 358 00:30:29,762 --> 00:30:31,461 My guess is the sudoku. 359 00:30:31,463 --> 00:30:33,931 He's got two 9s in the same row. 360 00:30:33,933 --> 00:30:35,165 John. 361 00:30:45,176 --> 00:30:48,512 Run! Run! Run! 362 00:30:48,514 --> 00:30:50,781 Run! Let's get out of here! 363 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:58,956 Oh, come on, fellow. Eat a piece of fruit, huh? 364 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:10,400 Damn it! 365 00:32:08,793 --> 00:32:10,260 Here it is. 366 00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:19,036 We've got to get out of here. 367 00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:22,806 One more second. 368 00:32:25,610 --> 00:32:27,444 Now, John. There's no time. 369 00:32:34,218 --> 00:32:35,686 Got it. 370 00:32:59,944 --> 00:33:01,979 Oh! Shit's really hit the fan. 371 00:33:01,981 --> 00:33:04,681 You had to go there, Boston. 372 00:33:04,683 --> 00:33:06,216 Let's get the hell out of here. 373 00:33:11,956 --> 00:33:13,323 Hmm. 374 00:33:17,261 --> 00:33:19,763 -I don't recognize it. -Me, neither. 375 00:33:19,765 --> 00:33:22,332 But if there's a person alive who can, it's ritchie. 376 00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:25,469 Are you forgetting when you made your friend despise you? 377 00:33:25,471 --> 00:33:27,904 This is too bloody important for hurt feelings. 378 00:33:34,512 --> 00:33:35,812 Constantine. 379 00:33:35,814 --> 00:33:37,814 Bollocks. 380 00:33:37,816 --> 00:33:39,983 You've arrived in time to witness my... 381 00:33:41,953 --> 00:33:43,787 Ritchie! 382 00:33:47,392 --> 00:33:49,693 Get back, you bastards! 383 00:33:49,695 --> 00:33:51,194 John, help ritchie. 384 00:33:54,033 --> 00:33:55,432 Take that! Boom! 385 00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:57,134 No pulse. 386 00:33:57,136 --> 00:33:59,202 We know! We know! Come on! 387 00:34:13,918 --> 00:34:16,453 Why? 388 00:34:21,827 --> 00:34:24,261 I see you have a few tricks of your own, eh? 389 00:34:24,263 --> 00:34:26,129 Not everything requires magic. 390 00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:44,915 Make sure he sees that right when he wakes up. 391 00:34:44,917 --> 00:34:45,849 If he wakes. 392 00:34:49,420 --> 00:34:51,288 We need to talk, you and I, 393 00:34:51,290 --> 00:34:53,857 but if you try and summon etrigan, 394 00:34:53,859 --> 00:34:56,793 I'll fill your lungs with bile before the first verse is done. 395 00:34:57,595 --> 00:34:58,929 Savvy? 396 00:35:06,437 --> 00:35:08,905 The situation was not how it seemed. 397 00:35:08,907 --> 00:35:12,776 The apartment was like that when I arrived. Richard as well. 398 00:35:12,778 --> 00:35:14,244 Come on! You were all over him. 399 00:35:14,246 --> 00:35:16,446 I was attempting to help. 400 00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:20,117 When you burst in, i knew I'd get blamed, so I ran. 401 00:35:20,119 --> 00:35:21,418 Do you believe him? 402 00:35:21,420 --> 00:35:23,553 Jason's not the murdery type. 403 00:35:23,555 --> 00:35:27,457 He's chock full of honor, loyalty, and rubbish of that sort. 404 00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:29,759 Then tell us why you were there. 405 00:35:31,597 --> 00:35:34,965 Richard is known as a collector of the arcane and supernatural. 406 00:35:34,967 --> 00:35:39,302 I wanted to see if he had something that could gain me access to this place. 407 00:35:39,304 --> 00:35:41,204 Why would you wanna break in here? 408 00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:44,975 For this. 409 00:35:44,977 --> 00:35:48,945 The single most powerful conduit of evil in the history of the world. 410 00:35:48,947 --> 00:35:51,848 He named it the dreamstone, 411 00:35:51,850 --> 00:35:54,551 but it's really the stuff of nightmares. 412 00:35:57,155 --> 00:36:00,157 I was a young knight, green as grass. 413 00:36:00,159 --> 00:36:04,094 With visions of battle-won glory dancing in my head. 414 00:36:04,096 --> 00:36:08,532 Needless to say, these were dispelled thoroughly. 415 00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:12,602 He called himself destiny, 416 00:36:12,604 --> 00:36:16,306 but Merlin told us he was a man of science one time, 417 00:36:16,308 --> 00:36:18,475 before he went insane. 418 00:36:18,477 --> 00:36:22,679 Destiny forged the dreamstone with black magic and his soul. 419 00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:26,383 He used it to subject people to their most terrifying nightmares 420 00:36:26,385 --> 00:36:28,618 and then feed off their torment. 421 00:37:40,458 --> 00:37:43,493 It was actually the demon etrigan who won the day. 422 00:37:46,530 --> 00:37:48,465 To battle, etrigan. 423 00:37:48,467 --> 00:37:51,935 Should you succeed, i will release you of your bond to me. 424 00:37:51,937 --> 00:37:54,704 If freedom is what's up for trade, 425 00:37:54,706 --> 00:37:57,674 then destiny's as good as slayed. 426 00:38:31,942 --> 00:38:35,578 You haven't won, Merlin. This isn't over. 427 00:38:35,580 --> 00:38:36,980 I swear it. 428 00:38:49,193 --> 00:38:51,828 Release me, Merlin, from your care. 429 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:55,699 My duty's done. 'Tis only fair. 430 00:38:55,701 --> 00:38:59,035 I'm afraid that's not possible, friend demon. 431 00:39:05,643 --> 00:39:09,179 I apologize to both you and Jason blood, 432 00:39:09,181 --> 00:39:13,416 but your future portends a shared destiny. 433 00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:20,423 Caught now, imprisoned in the form of man, 434 00:39:21,459 --> 00:39:25,028 I fix the demon, etrigan. 435 00:39:37,408 --> 00:39:38,908 It was also the beginning 436 00:39:38,910 --> 00:39:41,878 of my eternal life sentence with etrigan. 437 00:39:46,650 --> 00:39:48,818 I didn't think you'd give it up willingly, 438 00:39:48,820 --> 00:39:51,488 and though this piece is useless without the other half, 439 00:39:51,490 --> 00:39:53,656 it's far from powerless. 440 00:39:54,425 --> 00:39:56,259 Safe enough where it is. 441 00:39:56,261 --> 00:39:59,129 Displayed like a tourist trinket in a Karachi bazaar? 442 00:40:01,065 --> 00:40:02,532 Neat, isn't it? 443 00:40:02,534 --> 00:40:04,667 The house keeps my valuables out of phase, 444 00:40:04,669 --> 00:40:06,669 so they don't go wondering off. 445 00:40:06,671 --> 00:40:09,572 But, still, the timing of the stone's appearance and its power indicates 446 00:40:09,574 --> 00:40:12,242 that it's somehow involved with these crimes. 447 00:40:12,244 --> 00:40:16,179 Which is why it stays here, where only I can get to it. 448 00:40:16,181 --> 00:40:20,083 I think me, them, and everyone else who knows you might want it to be somewhere else. 449 00:40:21,552 --> 00:40:23,820 Your friend is awake. 450 00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:28,992 Ritchie, who was it? Who did this to you? 451 00:40:30,194 --> 00:40:32,262 Faust. 452 00:40:32,264 --> 00:40:34,798 Felix faust. You sure? 453 00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:37,667 Mmm-hmm. 454 00:40:48,913 --> 00:40:50,947 There you are, you old bastard. 455 00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:55,585 I give you wizard and asshole extraordinaire, Felix faust. 456 00:40:55,587 --> 00:40:57,120 Hell, I should have put it together. 457 00:40:57,122 --> 00:40:59,823 Conjuring a whirlwind is just his style. 458 00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:03,660 The league had a run-in with faust, 459 00:41:03,662 --> 00:41:06,229 but his location isn't in our database. 460 00:41:06,231 --> 00:41:10,433 Yeah, well, wizards don't make a habit of signing up for credit cards or social media. 461 00:41:10,435 --> 00:41:13,303 His grandly named observatory of the cosmos is hidden 462 00:41:13,305 --> 00:41:16,539 from the likes of you and superman, but not from me. 463 00:41:20,178 --> 00:41:21,377 Felix faust. 464 00:41:32,590 --> 00:41:33,923 What's happening? 465 00:41:33,925 --> 00:41:36,259 If this were a computer, I'd say it's frozen. 466 00:41:37,127 --> 00:41:39,095 Cheers. 467 00:41:39,097 --> 00:41:42,966 Felix faust would take precautions against locator spells. 468 00:41:42,968 --> 00:41:45,502 There's another way, 469 00:41:45,504 --> 00:41:49,172 but it involves asking a favor of someone that I don't have the best relationship with. 470 00:41:49,174 --> 00:41:52,675 Someone else dislikes you? Shocking. 471 00:41:52,677 --> 00:41:55,278 Your friend slips from the mortal plane. 472 00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:56,446 John... 473 00:41:56,448 --> 00:41:58,548 Keep him alive and safe. Understand? 474 00:41:58,550 --> 00:42:00,717 That is not my purpose. 475 00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:03,987 I don't give a flying shag what you think your bloody purpose is. 476 00:42:03,989 --> 00:42:06,756 I order you to help him any and every way you're able. 477 00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:11,761 Let's go. 478 00:42:15,499 --> 00:42:17,700 All right, I'll ask. 479 00:42:17,702 --> 00:42:21,037 Why are we in the middle of a godforsaken swamp? 480 00:42:21,039 --> 00:42:24,641 It's a favorite hidey hole of one Alec Holland, 481 00:42:24,643 --> 00:42:28,678 whose corpse was taken to be the most recent avatar of the green. 482 00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,880 Bet you won't find that on your bloody cell phone. 483 00:42:30,882 --> 00:42:33,082 Our data's more factual. 484 00:42:33,084 --> 00:42:35,585 Alec Holland was murdered by terrorists. His body was never recovered. 485 00:42:35,587 --> 00:42:36,920 End of story. 486 00:42:36,922 --> 00:42:38,721 Not quite. 487 00:42:42,426 --> 00:42:46,429 Go away! 488 00:42:56,941 --> 00:42:59,075 Swamp thing! 489 00:42:59,077 --> 00:43:03,613 I know you're seeing this. Get out here, or the posies get it! 490 00:43:15,926 --> 00:43:18,661 John constantine. 491 00:43:20,064 --> 00:43:23,766 You dare threaten the green. 492 00:43:29,473 --> 00:43:32,875 Dude, your social skills are horrendous. 493 00:43:32,877 --> 00:43:37,447 Please, we aren't here to harm any plants, but our need is urgent. 494 00:43:37,449 --> 00:43:40,683 Don't let your feelings for John stop you from doing what's right. 495 00:43:44,388 --> 00:43:47,490 You have a garden. 496 00:43:47,492 --> 00:43:53,630 Yes, I find it relaxing, and I water it every week. 497 00:43:53,632 --> 00:43:58,167 We need to find a man, a wizard named Felix faust. 498 00:43:58,169 --> 00:44:02,905 A single human among your teeming masses. 499 00:44:02,907 --> 00:44:07,910 I only know John constantine because he enrages me. 500 00:44:12,149 --> 00:44:14,951 Faust lives in an observatory which is invisible. 501 00:44:14,953 --> 00:44:19,188 It's a place where dark magic would infect the earth below it. 502 00:44:19,190 --> 00:44:23,726 I will take you there so you are no longer here. 503 00:44:38,008 --> 00:44:41,911 The place you seek is there. 504 00:44:53,857 --> 00:44:56,893 That place is heavily warded. 505 00:44:57,728 --> 00:45:01,197 Mmm. 506 00:45:01,199 --> 00:45:04,901 I know we've had our differences, but we could really use your help. 507 00:45:04,903 --> 00:45:08,604 If we don't get a handle on this rotter, he'll threaten all of humanity. 508 00:45:09,740 --> 00:45:12,308 What of it? 509 00:45:12,310 --> 00:45:15,611 You were once human, just like me. 510 00:45:17,214 --> 00:45:19,315 No longer. 511 00:45:19,317 --> 00:45:22,885 Perhaps his actions are a kind of justice, 512 00:45:22,887 --> 00:45:27,724 for who destroys more of the green than your kind? 513 00:45:33,530 --> 00:45:36,499 And swamp thing has left the building. 514 00:45:36,501 --> 00:45:38,334 Guess we do it the hard way. 515 00:45:38,336 --> 00:45:43,239 Or not. Gone, gone, the form of man. 516 00:45:43,241 --> 00:45:46,809 Arise the demon etrigan! 517 00:46:09,633 --> 00:46:10,767 What... 518 00:46:14,304 --> 00:46:15,705 Who dares? 519 00:46:15,707 --> 00:46:19,041 I, etrigan, bring down this house 520 00:46:19,043 --> 00:46:21,344 and build a tomb for Felix faust! 521 00:46:27,451 --> 00:46:30,052 As if I would stoop to brawling with a demon. 522 00:46:30,054 --> 00:46:32,121 Fight others of your filthy kind. 523 00:46:43,501 --> 00:46:47,637 From hell though we may be, it does not make us family! 524 00:47:08,959 --> 00:47:10,960 Do you like what I've done with the place? 525 00:47:10,962 --> 00:47:14,430 No woman can speak in my sanctum sanctorum. 526 00:47:14,432 --> 00:47:18,201 I conjured it just for you and, of course, men everywhere. 527 00:47:32,016 --> 00:47:34,851 As a fellow showman, this is no way to treat your guests. 528 00:47:34,853 --> 00:47:36,285 Now, settle down! 529 00:47:44,461 --> 00:47:48,731 Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. 530 00:47:48,733 --> 00:47:51,534 Not everything can be solved with your peashooter. 531 00:47:55,907 --> 00:48:01,310 Just because you're dead doesn't mean you're beyond my retribution. 532 00:48:13,857 --> 00:48:16,325 Is that it? 533 00:48:16,327 --> 00:48:19,795 Well, it's off to the old magicians home for you, mate. Pudding night is Thursday. 534 00:48:31,676 --> 00:48:35,244 Try that fireball once more, constantine. I'd love to see you cook your own goose. 535 00:48:35,246 --> 00:48:36,412 Let me... 536 00:48:57,201 --> 00:48:59,302 I take it back. That thing is useful. 537 00:49:40,777 --> 00:49:43,112 Zatanna, where are you, darling? 538 00:49:43,114 --> 00:49:45,815 I know you can't speak, but give me a wave. 539 00:49:45,817 --> 00:49:48,217 You're the only one here that's really a threat. 540 00:49:55,792 --> 00:49:59,061 There you are. This will sting a bit. 541 00:50:22,285 --> 00:50:27,423 Stored magic? Really? It's the TV dinner of spell casting, dear. 542 00:50:30,527 --> 00:50:32,928 Here's what real magic looks like. 543 00:51:08,932 --> 00:51:10,266 Z! 544 00:51:47,871 --> 00:51:49,705 Z, are you daft? Stop! 545 00:51:52,042 --> 00:51:54,009 I will kill you, woman! 546 00:52:25,575 --> 00:52:27,076 Z, don't! 547 00:52:30,447 --> 00:52:33,849 Don't kill him. You can't. 548 00:52:33,851 --> 00:52:35,784 Out of my way, John. 549 00:52:35,786 --> 00:52:38,787 If no blood is spilled, your soul is in the clear. 550 00:52:48,298 --> 00:52:51,333 Get control, z, just like I taught you. 551 00:52:51,335 --> 00:52:55,237 Easy-peasy, lemon squeezy. Deep breaths. 552 00:52:56,006 --> 00:52:57,339 Let it go, love. 553 00:53:19,496 --> 00:53:22,665 Do you see why i can't do what you do? 554 00:53:22,667 --> 00:53:26,869 You lost control is all. Happens to the best of us. 555 00:53:26,871 --> 00:53:28,637 You've seen me in action, right? 556 00:53:29,839 --> 00:53:33,375 Yeah, once or twice. 557 00:53:34,878 --> 00:53:37,880 Why are you here? I haven't done anything 558 00:53:37,882 --> 00:53:40,382 to warrant this kind of response. 559 00:53:42,752 --> 00:53:44,720 This yours? 560 00:53:44,722 --> 00:53:47,856 I don't know. Maybe. I have several hundred rings 561 00:53:47,858 --> 00:53:50,559 of varying design and properties. 562 00:53:50,561 --> 00:53:52,394 It isn't him. 563 00:53:52,396 --> 00:53:55,731 Felix faust isn't the one behind the nightmare crimes. 564 00:53:55,733 --> 00:53:59,668 He summoned our old poker buddies in their more massive forms. 565 00:53:59,670 --> 00:54:01,770 The hell does it all mean? 566 00:54:01,772 --> 00:54:05,407 It means Felix faust had access to the artifact whenever he wanted. 567 00:54:05,409 --> 00:54:07,843 What artifact? 568 00:54:07,845 --> 00:54:09,878 Well, we're back to square one, then. 569 00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:14,049 Unfortunately, no. We were sent here by your friend, remember? 570 00:54:14,051 --> 00:54:15,851 But ritchie's dying. 571 00:54:15,853 --> 00:54:17,286 Is he? 572 00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:45,114 Boy, oh, boy. I think I got closer to death than I planned. 573 00:54:46,450 --> 00:54:49,618 Ah! Nuh-uh-uh. Bad girl. 574 00:54:49,620 --> 00:54:54,390 See, now, you were told to do everything to help me by the master of the house, 575 00:54:54,392 --> 00:54:56,725 and that does not include punching. 576 00:54:58,962 --> 00:55:01,130 Bring me to the main room. 577 00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:08,304 I'll take it from here, beautiful. 578 00:55:10,974 --> 00:55:13,309 But I need you out of my hair for now, 579 00:55:13,311 --> 00:55:16,378 so why don't you just go for a little walk? 580 00:55:46,276 --> 00:55:49,244 Yeah! That's the stuff. 581 00:55:58,788 --> 00:56:00,556 Why aren't we inside? 582 00:56:00,558 --> 00:56:03,826 Because ritchie's bloody well taken control of the house. 583 00:56:03,828 --> 00:56:06,028 This is what you get for having mates. 584 00:56:06,030 --> 00:56:07,596 Boston, can you get inside? 585 00:56:13,703 --> 00:56:16,538 That would be a no. 586 00:56:16,540 --> 00:56:20,109 Ritchie, you're gonna listen to me whether you like it or not. 587 00:56:22,579 --> 00:56:24,079 Open the door. 588 00:56:25,482 --> 00:56:26,982 Do you hear? Open it! 589 00:56:35,493 --> 00:56:36,992 Too late, Johnny boy. 590 00:56:52,675 --> 00:56:54,276 Ritchie, please! 591 00:56:54,278 --> 00:56:57,246 Stop while there's still time to save your soul. 592 00:56:57,248 --> 00:57:00,783 Says the man who skates away from everything. 593 00:57:00,785 --> 00:57:02,951 Since you got me infected, 594 00:57:02,953 --> 00:57:07,456 I've looked all around the world for a cure and I've finally found it. 595 00:57:07,458 --> 00:57:11,260 A small piece of the dreamstone. It's sentient. 596 00:57:11,262 --> 00:57:16,432 It told me how to get the demons three to bring the rest of it to earth. 597 00:57:16,434 --> 00:57:19,802 It would've been so easy to take it from them. 598 00:57:19,804 --> 00:57:24,940 Of course, rock star Johnny screwed everything sideways. 599 00:57:24,942 --> 00:57:29,611 So we had to frame faust and get you to bring me here. 600 00:57:29,613 --> 00:57:33,916 Now I'm immortal and supercharged! 601 00:57:33,918 --> 00:57:37,786 You've been played for a sap. The stone isn't sentient. 602 00:57:37,788 --> 00:57:41,390 What's left of destiny's soul was whispering sweet nothings in your ear, 603 00:57:41,392 --> 00:57:45,627 getting you to commit atrocities to gain power and make his move. 604 00:57:45,629 --> 00:57:48,230 You're just pissed 'cause I won. 605 00:57:48,232 --> 00:57:49,565 I wish that were the case. 606 00:57:51,234 --> 00:57:53,001 This can't be right. 607 00:57:55,573 --> 00:57:56,638 No! 608 00:58:00,610 --> 00:58:03,579 Wait! Wait! We... We had a deal! 609 00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:07,282 We had a deal! 610 00:58:18,294 --> 00:58:20,829 Five hundred years, I've waited. 611 00:58:22,932 --> 00:58:25,267 Five hundred years, I've planned. 612 00:58:27,337 --> 00:58:30,672 Really? I guess 500 must be the new 300. 613 00:58:30,674 --> 00:58:33,642 What say we share your beauty secrets over a pint, eh? 614 00:58:33,644 --> 00:58:36,345 A god does not prattle with mortals. 615 00:58:56,165 --> 00:58:57,699 She gonna be okay? 616 00:58:57,701 --> 00:59:00,369 I... I don't know. 617 00:59:00,371 --> 00:59:02,871 The amount of magic she's used, 618 00:59:02,873 --> 00:59:04,773 sometimes you don't recover. 619 00:59:10,380 --> 00:59:12,481 I should have never led her back. 620 00:59:12,483 --> 00:59:14,383 Selfish bastard, I am. 621 00:59:14,385 --> 00:59:16,552 You've done what you can for now, 622 00:59:16,554 --> 00:59:20,088 but we have to stop destiny, or everyone's at risk. 623 00:59:20,090 --> 00:59:22,157 He's right. 624 00:59:22,159 --> 00:59:25,227 He'll have this city by midnight, the eastern seaboard by dawn. 625 00:59:25,229 --> 00:59:28,764 Then, what's to stop him? He'll be a god. 626 00:59:28,766 --> 00:59:30,966 We don't need another one of those mucking about. 627 00:59:31,901 --> 00:59:33,669 All right. 628 01:00:13,209 --> 01:00:14,943 Get them! 629 01:00:14,945 --> 01:00:18,280 They're everywhere! Everywhere! 630 01:00:18,282 --> 01:00:19,615 Yes. 631 01:00:20,049 --> 01:00:22,117 Yes. 632 01:00:22,119 --> 01:00:23,986 My will be done. 633 01:00:29,592 --> 01:00:33,128 Fool! How can you hope to defeat a god? 634 01:00:33,130 --> 01:00:36,932 Not only can I sense you, you cannot defeat my shield. 635 01:00:36,934 --> 01:00:39,635 Since when does god need a force shield? 636 01:00:51,681 --> 01:00:53,682 The justice league are on their way. 637 01:00:53,684 --> 01:00:55,751 Suppose that couldn't be helped, 638 01:00:55,753 --> 01:00:58,186 but make sure they stay well away from destiny, 639 01:00:58,188 --> 01:01:00,422 to not be struck mad, 640 01:01:00,424 --> 01:01:03,659 unless you want a bunch of crazed super blokes ripping apart the city. 641 01:01:06,529 --> 01:01:09,064 A little late for that, my friend. 642 01:01:25,482 --> 01:01:27,549 John, listen to me. You've been affected by magic. 643 01:01:30,820 --> 01:01:32,688 Get away to space now. 644 01:01:46,035 --> 01:01:48,036 Sorry to have to ask this, Jason. 645 01:01:48,038 --> 01:01:49,705 At least you're asking. 646 01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:53,709 Gone, gone, the form of man. 647 01:01:53,711 --> 01:01:57,713 Rise the demon etrigan! 648 01:01:57,715 --> 01:02:01,316 So constantine calls once more. 649 01:02:01,318 --> 01:02:03,985 Just like a greedy, wanton... 650 01:02:03,987 --> 01:02:06,054 Save the bloody rhymes, and top that git! 651 01:02:06,056 --> 01:02:07,556 Killjoy. 652 01:02:12,729 --> 01:02:16,131 I've had many years to think about you, etrigan. 653 01:02:27,176 --> 01:02:29,144 Call this poetic justice. 654 01:02:44,260 --> 01:02:45,660 Holy crap. 655 01:02:51,601 --> 01:02:54,269 Looks like you've finally beat the curse, my boy. 656 01:02:54,271 --> 01:02:56,338 Wish it were under happier circumstances. 657 01:02:58,474 --> 01:02:59,574 What are you doing? 658 01:02:59,576 --> 01:03:01,309 Calling for help. 659 01:03:01,311 --> 01:03:04,312 I just hope he doesn't realize it's me doing the calling. 660 01:03:20,129 --> 01:03:22,964 Who dares strike at me? 661 01:03:22,966 --> 01:03:29,504 The defender of the green, swamp thing. 662 01:03:49,759 --> 01:03:50,859 Perfect. 663 01:04:02,471 --> 01:04:04,306 Glad to see you back on your feet, zatanna. 664 01:04:12,481 --> 01:04:14,783 Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast. 665 01:05:03,267 --> 01:05:05,233 The so-called guardian of the green 666 01:05:05,235 --> 01:05:07,502 who secretly hopes to be human again. 667 01:05:08,771 --> 01:05:11,172 Let me dispel you of that notion. 668 01:05:27,590 --> 01:05:29,357 Back to the dirt, 669 01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:32,661 where you belong. 670 01:05:44,740 --> 01:05:47,876 He's getting more powerful by the second. What the hell are we gonna do? 671 01:05:47,878 --> 01:05:50,545 I say we go and talk to a man about a horse. 672 01:05:50,547 --> 01:05:52,614 Did you hit your head or something? You're babbling. 673 01:05:52,616 --> 01:05:55,050 A trojan horse, Boston. Come on! 674 01:05:57,954 --> 01:05:59,955 Over here, you wanker! 675 01:06:03,059 --> 01:06:06,294 You are puny and disrespectful. 676 01:06:06,296 --> 01:06:08,630 Let me see your madness. 677 01:06:15,805 --> 01:06:18,807 Well, that's the trouble with someone like me. Been there, done that. 678 01:06:18,809 --> 01:06:22,177 I shall make you beg for death. 679 01:06:22,179 --> 01:06:24,646 Can I beg you to stop talking? 680 01:06:24,648 --> 01:06:27,816 I mean, all wizards are touched, but you, you're a full-blown nutter. 681 01:06:27,818 --> 01:06:31,786 I will tear your soul apart. 682 01:06:31,788 --> 01:06:34,456 And what happened to not prattling with mortals, eh? 683 01:06:34,458 --> 01:06:36,825 You chatter like my grandma at a book club. 684 01:06:38,327 --> 01:06:40,328 Now, Boston! 685 01:06:40,330 --> 01:06:42,097 Trick or treat, freak! 686 01:07:01,951 --> 01:07:04,586 Is that a sword in your chest, or are you just glad to see me? 687 01:07:05,988 --> 01:07:08,690 Merlin sends his regards. 688 01:07:08,692 --> 01:07:12,027 Oh, and by the way, you lose. 689 01:07:32,882 --> 01:07:34,315 I don't think so. 690 01:07:53,602 --> 01:07:55,403 Johnny, I was... 691 01:07:55,405 --> 01:07:58,606 I was under a compulsion. You've got to save me. 692 01:07:58,608 --> 01:08:02,010 You owe me. You owe me! 693 01:08:02,012 --> 01:08:05,980 Sorry, mate. Can't take the chance that destiny is still pulling your strings. 694 01:08:08,051 --> 01:08:10,852 John, please! Help me! 695 01:08:17,793 --> 01:08:21,096 Help me, you bastard! 696 01:08:21,098 --> 01:08:24,032 Help me! 697 01:08:24,967 --> 01:08:27,735 That was unpleasant. 698 01:08:27,737 --> 01:08:29,871 What the hell did I miss? 699 01:08:29,873 --> 01:08:33,108 Z, you're okay. I thought... 700 01:08:33,110 --> 01:08:35,910 My head feels like the morning after Brixton. 701 01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:38,713 Surely not that bad. 702 01:08:40,416 --> 01:08:44,385 So Merlin's spell hath ended. 703 01:08:44,387 --> 01:08:46,421 It would seem so. 704 01:08:46,423 --> 01:08:49,791 Though it's a "good news, bad news" sort of thing. 705 01:09:01,338 --> 01:09:04,472 -What's going on? -Yeah. He wasn't wounded. 706 01:09:04,474 --> 01:09:08,376 Unless I miss my guess, that happened on the day he was bound to etrigan. 707 01:09:10,513 --> 01:09:12,947 And now that I'm not... 708 01:09:12,949 --> 01:09:15,416 I'm truly sorry, Jason. 709 01:09:15,418 --> 01:09:18,987 Don't be. It's a welcome end. 710 01:09:31,333 --> 01:09:35,537 For 500 years, he and I have been bound. 711 01:09:35,539 --> 01:09:39,974 A demon from hell, a knight of renown. 712 01:09:39,976 --> 01:09:43,878 Though we were cursed to be slaves to each other, 713 01:09:43,880 --> 01:09:47,549 I know of no man I'd want more for a brother. 714 01:09:48,217 --> 01:09:49,684 Farewell, mortal. 715 01:10:05,534 --> 01:10:08,369 You couldn't have picked a better place. 716 01:10:08,371 --> 01:10:10,905 The village where he was born was over there. 717 01:10:10,907 --> 01:10:13,041 Too bad it took this to get him home. 718 01:10:14,710 --> 01:10:17,111 Batman asked me to be in the justice league. 719 01:10:18,247 --> 01:10:19,814 And you're considering it? 720 01:10:19,816 --> 01:10:22,717 I visited their headquarters a few days ago. 721 01:10:22,719 --> 01:10:25,186 It's interesting, and like you said, 722 01:10:25,188 --> 01:10:27,722 maybe it's time to make a difference. 723 01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:30,558 Listening to me now? Uh-oh. 724 01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:32,193 They want you, too. 725 01:10:34,331 --> 01:10:36,965 Good one, z. Too right, they do. 726 01:10:40,069 --> 01:10:43,905 You have got to be bloody kidding. No way. 727 01:10:43,907 --> 01:10:45,707 Batty would go mental. 728 01:10:45,709 --> 01:10:49,744 He was the one who asked, and I told him that's what you'd say. 729 01:10:52,548 --> 01:10:53,848 Be safe, John. 730 01:11:07,696 --> 01:11:09,931 Now, hold on. Hold on. 731 01:11:09,933 --> 01:11:11,966 Maybe I've been a bit rash. 732 01:11:11,968 --> 01:11:13,868 Could you tell me more over a drink? 733 01:11:15,537 --> 01:11:18,273 We could rechristen the house, as it were. 734 01:11:18,707 --> 01:11:19,941 A drink? 735 01:11:19,943 --> 01:11:21,976 Yeah, a drink. 736 01:11:25,614 --> 01:11:29,917 Don't think this is gonna turn into some sort of Manchester weekend. 737 01:11:29,919 --> 01:11:32,487 Get that out of your head. 738 01:11:32,489 --> 01:11:34,956 We could have a trewhiddle Tuesday. 739 01:11:34,958 --> 01:11:37,792 No, definitely not. 740 01:11:37,794 --> 01:11:39,494 Well, let's mark that as a maybe. 741 01:11:58,514 --> 01:12:01,382 Now, that's what I call making yourself useful, love.