Give it to me!
Maximo! Sara! Your father is here.
Move!
I'm okay...
This is a nightmare.
I know it's horrible living here, but we're still a family.
I don't need a family.
What I need is somewhere to live that isn't an old wreck.
When I'm older, I'm going to be an architect. So I can build a big house for us.
What are you going to do?
I'm going to sleep so I can be sleeping.
What are you going to do for work?
I'm going to be rich so I don't have to work.
But Papa always said that you get what you work for, not what you wish for.
And look what happened to him!
It's time to sleep, children.
We're already asleep.
Look...
This is who I'm going to be.
He didn't get that rich without having a job.
I don't want his job.
I want hers.
Talk to me, Rafa.
What's on the menu?
Take a look at lounge chair number three.
There's a hot one over there, super rich!
I see her, I see her.
She looks delicious.
Who is she?
Peggy von Strauss.
Fifty-five, divorced...
-But she's loaded. -Yeah?
Her family owns the biggest supermarket chain in the United States.
She's perfect.
Have I ever told you that you remind me of Senor Rojas?
He was my Spanish professor in college,
with whom I had a passionate affair...
Yes, I think you mentioned it once or twice...
Or every time I see you.
I can't believe this.
After I gave her my best years,
and after I gave her my youth,
after I gave her the best of me.
Of course, now that my boobs have sagged,
she finds someone younger than me.
I'm leaving. I'm leaving!
Look, once I cross this threshold, I'm never coming back!
I won't come back!
It's finished!
It's finished forever!
But she's going to miss me.
She'll miss my seeds.
Come harvest time, she'll miss my seeds.
It's me, your brother.
Open the door, will you?
Is this for real?
You show up today, as if it were nothing?
After you didn't even bother coming to see our dying mother,
When that avocado tree fell on her.
You didn't come to see my child when he was born.
What made you think
I'd have any desire to see you?
You can't just show up like this.
I'm not opening the door for you! I'm not...
Hey, Sara! Sarita!
I can't believe this.
Me neither!
You're happy to see me, right?
What are you doing here?
Nothing! I wanted to see you and my niece.
Nephew!
That! Niece, no? Nephew?
Niece? What did I say? Nephew?
Nephew.
That's it. Nephew.
Tell me what you want, and then beat it!
Peggy kicked me out.
She took everything. Everything!
But, wasn't everything hers to begin with?
Ok, fine.
She kept everything.
She even kept the car I picked out for her
to buy for me,
to give her, for our anniversary.
I'm sorry to hear that.
I know you're angry with me, but...
Can I stay with you?
Here? Here in my house?
I have nowhere else to stay.
Really? You have honestly lost your mind!
You've lost your head.
You're my sister!
Oh, I'm your sister now, right?
You've always been my sister!
Oh, come on, Maximo!
I can't believe what comes out of your mouth!
Don't be like this.
One day, and no more?
-Come on. -Really?
Grab your things!
What, do you think that I'll carry them?
This isn't a hotel!
-Hey, your apartment is nice. -Thanks.
Like, outside it seemed a little...
But it's cool.
Are you a carpenter or what?
When you're both the man and the woman of the house,
you have to be a handyman
and do whatever is necessary.
I just help out
when something gets jammed in his house, or there's a problem in his house.
I don't think they will let me.
I look like my grandfather.
I kept it close just like you asked me to, paisano.
You know what it's like to like someone! Or no?
Mister "I need you to grease my door once a week"
You're taking one think for another.
-And James is just a friend! -Oh, my God.
You're changing the subject!
I don't speak English.
Don't be an idiot.
Why with a tortilla?
Hugo is asleep now.
Why did you act so weird?
What's wrong?
What do you think is wrong?
I'm rusty.
I don't feel ready to go out with anyone.
When was the last time?
5 years ago.
I mean, when was the last time you...
5 years.
Seriously?
Thant's enough!
Are you serious?
Stop laughing.
The bakery has been closed for some time.
Your pastry is going to go stale.
You're such a jerk.
My God, what are you waiting for?
I don't know.
You like this little gringo?
You like the gringo!
So go, then!
I'm afraid.
You know what I do when I'm afraid?
Pray?
Drink.
My God, leave my bakery alone.
Don't talk to me about my bakery.
No, but seriously...
I don't know how you've managed to go on,
in spite of all your suffering,
to keep going, to always move forward...
I can because of Hugo.
Hugo, how?
When my husband died,
there were days when I couldn't even breathe.
But, how do you explain to a small child that he has to take care of himself,
because his mom wants to lock herself in her room and cry?
You can't.
But I have a trick for when I'm very sad to lift me up.
Anti-depressants?
No, look...
I take any sad song,
and transform it into a salsa.
A sad song?
What about The Sad One?
Let's go.
You're stepping on me!
Come on. Let's go! The Sad One!
Come on!
I'm falling asleep this isn't a salsa.
You see? You're not rusty, all you need to
is relax and have fun, that's all!
You honestly don't mind taking him to the party?
It would be the greatest honor of my life.
Let's go! Come on!
Send him a text.
That's my sister! That's my sister!
Enough!
Behold the glory of God's creation.
Did you dye your hair?
All of it.
I gave myself a little makeover.
Maybe next time, they can makeover your brain.
I know perfectly well...
I look very good.
Very good.
I love you, stupid face.
I love you too, little sister.
Beautiful as your uncle.
Sorry, I forgot the code.
Is Hugo here?
Thanks to god, no thanks to you.
Can I speak with him?
-No. -Please?
Just let me explain.
How do you explain to a child who opened his heart to you
that you were only using him
to seduce the grandmother of the girl he likes?
I can't believe that I was stupid enough
to let you humiliate him like that.
I'm sorry, okay?
Where is Hugo's camera?
I promise I'll get it back to you.
So, you were the one who stole it.
No, I didn't steal it.
Don't kick me out, look...
We're family!
No. You're not family.
You're nothing more than a lazy 46 year old freeloader
who doesn't think of anyone but himself.
You didn't just steal his camera.
You stole his hopes. You stole his dreams.
But it ends now.
You will never use me or Hugo again, understood?
I'm 39.
What?
You said I'm 46, but I'm 39.
-No, you're not. -Of course, I am.
But I'm 42.
-So what? -You're my older brother!
I don't know what to tell you.
You know what?
I hope you grow up one day.
But it won't be in my house.
Okay, I'm 40.
Okay, 41.
We're twins!
Here's Hugo's camera.
If we go now, we can still make the science fair!
The fair was yesterday. Hugo missed it.
No! He told me Sunday at 1!
Today is Monday. You're too late.
No, it's never too late!
This time it is.
24 hours late to be exact.
Thanks for the camera.
You didn't think
I'd be selling frozen yogurt all my life, did you?
Are you kidding?
This woman's a lot of work.
What can I tell you? It's true.
Come here, come here.
Come here.
Thank you. Thank you!
You helped me make my dream come true.
You're so talented.
I love you.
Don't call him "Jugo."
His name is Hugo!
Same thing.