1
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♪♪

2
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You are smart.

3
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You are talented.

4
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Just do your best,
and stay calm.

5
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♪ My heart is racing ♪

6
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♪ Can't stop this feeling ♪

7
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♪ My ground is shaking ♪

8
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♪ I... wanna let go, go crazy ♪

9
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♪ Dance on the ceiling ♪

10
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♪ My world is waiting ♪

11
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♪ I... don't wanna
stop, give up ♪

12
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♪ I want it all 'cause
I just ain't had enough ♪

13
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♪ Keep up, we're gonna
show the world ♪

14
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♪ That there's
just no stopping us ♪

15
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♪ No one can
hold us back ♪

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♪ We're gonna break the rules,
can't hold us back ♪

17
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♪ We gotta light
the fuse in us ♪

18
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♪ I'm livin on the wild side,
wild side ♪

19
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♪ No telling what I might
find, might find ♪

20
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♪ No stopping 'cause it feels
right, feels right ♪

21
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♪ I'm livin on the... ♪

22
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Oh, my gosh!

23
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- Oh, my gosh. Sorry.
- Hey!

24
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Jenny. In a hurry?

25
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Um... hey, Zac.

26
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Uh, yeah.

27
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You know, a big,
big interview.

28
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Cool.

29
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What are you doing
in my driveway?

30
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The swim team is having
a car wash today,

31
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so Dominique is helping me
hand out flyers.

32
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So, uh, hey, come by
later if you get a chance.

33
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- I'll throw in
your tires for free.
- Thank you.

34
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Okay.
See ya.

35
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( stammering )
Bye.

36
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Oh, my gosh, Zac Chase
wants to polish my tires.

37
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♪ I used to think that
good things were so bad ♪

38
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♪ No need to hold back
not me, no more ♪

39
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♪ I'm walking this road ♪

40
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♪ I'm taking control ♪

41
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♪ My heart can't say no ♪

42
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♪ I'm livin on the wild side,
wild side ♪

43
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♪ No telling what I might
find, might find ♪

44
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♪ No stopping 'cause it feels
right, feels right ♪

45
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- ♪ I'm livin' on the... ♪
- ( horn honks )

46
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♪ On the wild side,
wild side ♪

47
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♪ So ready now,
it's my time, my time ♪

48
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♪ No stopping 'cause it feels
right, feels right ♪

49
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♪ I'm livin on the oooh,
oooh ♪

50
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♪ Don't wanna live my life
by design ♪

51
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♪ Locked inside,
break out ♪

52
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♪ Break the rules,
light the fuse ♪

53
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♪ Something new,
that's right ♪

54
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♪ I'm livin' on
the wild side ♪

55
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Hey, what's up?

56
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Of course I'm not late.

57
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Okay. I'm not.

58
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You are special,
you're an artist.

59
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Everything you do
is art.

60
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Why, everything you say,
everything you do

61
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is just all art,
it's just brilliant.

62
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You're brilliant.

63
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Right. You're really good.

64
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Oh, I don't wanna
talk about it.

65
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Dude, chill.

66
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Artists don't need college.

67
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I will pay for
those parking tickets.

68
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You're bringing me down.
I gotta go.

69
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Bye, Mom.

70
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Breathe.

71
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Hi. I'm Lola Perez.

72
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Could you let
Mr. Vasquez know I'm here?

73
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Thanks, I'd appreciate it.

74
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Uh, I don't work here.

75
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I'm a finalist for
the photography internship.

76
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Me, too.

77
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Sh, sh, sh!

78
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Quiet, please.
Voices down.

79
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Mr. Vasquez is having
a creative moment.

80
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Yes, brilliant!
Perfect-alus! Bravo!

81
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- Oh, it's so cool.
- Weird.

82
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Okay.
( clears throat )

83
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Now, can I have
your portfolios?

84
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Mr. Vasquez would like
to review them before
your final interviews.

85
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Careful. Mine's
still wet.

86
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- Mine's perfectly dry.
- Thanks.

87
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Please have a seat.

88
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This could take
ten seconds,

89
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or ten hours.

90
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Hey, didn't you go
to Highland Park?

91
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Um, yes.

92
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I still do.

93
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Wait.

94
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You were
that nerdy sophomore

95
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in my senior
geometry class.

96
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I'm not nerdy.
I'm dedicated.

97
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I skipped
the eighth grade,

98
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and now I'm on track
for early college admission.

99
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Wow. That sounds
really fun.

100
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But not.

101
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( chuckles )
Well, I've already
got 12 credits,

102
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two hundred hours
of community service,

103
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maintain a 4.2 GPA,
and run my own business.

104
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This art internship
will perfectly round out
my transcript.

105
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Transcript?
That's why you're here?

106
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Well, you know, that,
and my passion for photography.

107
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Right, right.

108
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Well, do you wanna know
what I did my last year
before college?

109
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You were accepted
into college?

110
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I could have been,
but I opted out.

111
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You see, a real artist
is a student of life.

112
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Anyway, an internship
with Leon Vasquez

113
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would fast-track my career
as a professional photographer.

114
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( ringtone plays
"Fur Elise" )

115
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Professor Anderson,
is this about

116
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my recommendation letter?

117
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<i>No, I'm actually looking for</i>
<i>someone to babysit tonight,</i>

118
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<i>because my niece</i>
<i>bailed on me.</i>

119
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- Okay, uh...
-<i> Do you believe it?</i>

120
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I'd love to babysit,
but unfortunately,

121
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I'm already booked
with the Coopers tonight.

122
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<i>Let me know if you can</i>
<i>think of anybody.</i>

123
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Sure. Of course.
If I think of anyone.

124
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-<i> Thanks, Jenny.</i>
- All right. Bye.

125
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You're a babysitter?

126
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What's that, like,
five bucks an hour?

127
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Try 20. Double time
on holidays.

128
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To watch kids
watch TV?

129
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( laughs )
You've obviously
never babysat.

130
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Yeah, 'cause I obviously
have a life.

131
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Oh,<i> magnifico!</i>
My exceptional finalists.

132
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Oh, gosh!
Way to go, klutz.

133
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A smoothie to
an interview?!

134
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Stupendous
news, ladies.

135
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I've decided interviews
will not be needed today.

136
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Awesome.
Sorry, kid,
maybe next year.

137
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You wish.

138
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Since you both have
vastly different

139
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artistic points
of view,

140
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I feel a more unconventional
approach is warranted.

141
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I want you to dazzle me!

142
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- Dazzle you?
- Could you clarify,
dazzle, sir?

143
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Take some new shots.

144
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Be innovative.

145
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I want to feel
your unique passions
for photography.

146
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Oh, cool!

147
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( speaking fluent Spanish )

148
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( speaking halting
Spanish )

149
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<i>Excelente.</i>

150
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We'll reconvene Monday,
and I'll make my decision.

151
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That gives you
all weekend.

152
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- May the best artist win.
- BOTH: She will.

153
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- Bye-bye.
-<i> Ciao. Gracias.</i>

154
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<i>Adios.</i>

155
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Well, this hardly seems
fair considering the time
constraints.

156
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Oh, right. Have fun
babysitting.

157
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No! Officer, wait!

158
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Officer, hi.
I'm here.

159
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Sorry, miss.
It's a loading zone.

160
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But I was loading.

161
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I was unloading
a super heavy portfolio

162
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for this very prestigious
art internship.

163
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- I spoke to Mr. Vasquez.
- Uh-huh.

164
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( ringtone playing
"Fur Elise" )

165
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Beethoven?

166
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What?

167
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"Fur Elise" is one
of my favorites.

168
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( nervous chuckle )

169
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- That your boyfriend
calling?
- What? No.

170
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Boyfriend? What boyfriend?

171
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No boyfriend
Totally single.
Sorry.

172
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- Hello, stranger
interrupting my day.
<i>- Hey, Jenny.</i>

173
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It's Zac.

174
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Look, I know it's
short notice,

175
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but I just scored
great tickets

176
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for the Psychic Rockets
concert tonight, and I was--

177
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Awesome. I love that band.

178
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But I hate concerts.

179
00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:02,681
They're so juvenile.

180
00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:06,017
Sorry, Zeke.
Not interested. Bye.

181
00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:10,322
( sighs )

182
00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:13,859
Whew! Stalkers.
What's a girl to do?

183
00:08:13,861 --> 00:08:15,360
Wait, you're
still writing?

184
00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:17,128
Uh, officer, I can't
get another ticket.

185
00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:19,030
My parents said if I got
another parking ticket,

186
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- I would lose
my car keys.
- Sorry. I'm a rookie.

187
00:08:20,534 --> 00:08:22,501
Can't break the rules.

188
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I'm sure a smart girl
like you can find a way

189
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to pay her own tickets.

190
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Have a nice day.

191
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Thanks.

192
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Eighty bucks?!

193
00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:39,351
Where am I gonna get
80 bucks?

194
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( "Fur Elise" plays )

195
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Hello.

196
00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,125
Jenny, hi, it's me again.

197
00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:48,827
I'm desperate for
a babysitter.

198
00:08:48,829 --> 00:08:51,162
My awards gala
is in two hours,

199
00:08:51,164 --> 00:08:53,131
and I am
the guest of honor.

200
00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:54,699
Are you sure you don't
know anybody who can babysit?

201
00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:56,034
I'll pay double.

202
00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,736
( cash register jingles )

203
00:08:57,738 --> 00:09:00,138
Of course.

204
00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:02,374
My good friend Lola
is very responsible.

205
00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:04,409
- I'll send her over.
<i>- Great.</i>

206
00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:06,645
- Bye.
<i>- Bye.</i>

207
00:09:14,922 --> 00:09:16,655
Hey, Zac.

208
00:09:16,657 --> 00:09:19,190
Dirty tires,
as requested.

209
00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:21,626
Sorry. We're closed.

210
00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:24,496
Come on, let's go.

211
00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:37,943
TREY: Yes, of course.

212
00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:39,911
My mom's going to
some party tonight.

213
00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,880
Dude, I said I'm in.

214
00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:44,249
Pick me up in 30 and don't
honk the horn this time.

215
00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:47,218
- Trey Anderson.
- Mom! A little privacy.

216
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Kids who spend over $200
on apps without permission

217
00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:52,290
don't get privacy,

218
00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:54,225
or phones,
or tablets.

219
00:09:54,227 --> 00:09:55,961
You forgot to cut off
my air supply.

220
00:09:55,963 --> 00:09:57,596
Oh, that can be arranged.

221
00:09:57,598 --> 00:09:59,364
Look, we're leaving
for the gala soon,

222
00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:00,932
so please, be nice
to the babysitter.

223
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,367
Wait, Jenny's coming?

224
00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:04,970
No. Ugh. One of
Jenny's friends.

225
00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:06,871
And you need
to shape up, Trey.

226
00:10:06,873 --> 00:10:09,307
At this rate, you'll never be
responsible enough to babysit.

227
00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:11,142
Promise?

228
00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:14,946
Bobby Anderson, what
have you done to my kitchen?

229
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,581
It's called baking.

230
00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:18,984
Mom!

231
00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:20,318
Dad promised
to take me.

232
00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:21,953
The Sirens
are playing the Belles.

233
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:24,589
I'm sorry, honey.
I got the dates mixed up.

234
00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:27,125
It's not every day
your mother's research

235
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:30,395
is honored by
the National Science Foundation.

236
00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:32,297
Dad will take you
to the next derby.

237
00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:33,898
We promise.

238
00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:35,600
- Can you get our coats?
- Yes.

239
00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:38,803
Mom, you promised
to taste my frosting.

240
00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:41,506
- In a minute.
- I guess everyone in
this family breaks promises.

241
00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:43,008
Come on,
Roller Derby's lame.

242
00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:44,309
You're lame!

243
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,844
Guys, don't start.

244
00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:47,946
KATY: Hurry. Jenny will
be here any minute.

245
00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:49,914
Ta-da!

246
00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:52,017
Okay, bumblebee,
I can't decide

247
00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:54,986
if I would rather lose feeling
in my toes or my heels.

248
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:58,423
I told you to go
with the strappy sandals.

249
00:10:58,425 --> 00:11:01,626
Excuse me, young lady.
What are you wearing?

250
00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:04,863
- Lipstick.
- No. Do not be cute.

251
00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,264
Those earrings
are very expensive, sweetie.

252
00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:07,999
They're one of a kind.

253
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:11,269
But Mommy, everyone knows
diamonds are a must

254
00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:12,671
with evening casual.

255
00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:14,439
Off. Now.

256
00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:16,441
If my sister
can shave her head,

257
00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:18,376
I should be able
to wear diamonds.

258
00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:19,611
What?!

259
00:11:19,613 --> 00:11:21,680
( buzzing )

260
00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:26,284
( gasps )
Emily Cooper,
what are you doing?

261
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:29,487
- You little tattletale!
- You don't have the right
head shape for a buzz cut.

262
00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:31,222
Why don't I give you
a buzz cut?

263
00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:33,458
- Okay, stop.
- ( huffs angrily )

264
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:37,295
Sweetheart, your hair
is beautiful just
the way it is.

265
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:39,397
I don't want you pulling
any of your pranks tonight,

266
00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:40,699
and please be good
for Jenny.

267
00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:41,866
( angry huff )

268
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:44,235
I'm too old
for a babysitter.

269
00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:46,171
Me, too.

270
00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:47,772
Katy Cooper, freeze.

271
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:53,745
I thought diamonds
were forever.

272
00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:00,919
( rock music
ringtone plays )

273
00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:07,559
Oh, no.

274
00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:10,962
This is not happening.

275
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,099
- Hello.
- BOY:<i> Lola, what's up?</i>

276
00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:15,667
No, this isn't Lola.

277
00:12:15,669 --> 00:12:17,435
I just...
I have her phone.

278
00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,270
<i>Come to</i>
<i>a toga party tonight?</i>

279
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:21,106
No, I don't wanna come to
a toga party.

280
00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:23,742
GUYS:<i> Toga, toga, toga!</i>

281
00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:25,076
- ( horn honks )
- Ugh!

282
00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:38,089
( doorbell ringing )

283
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,626
Hey, dude,
what's your name?

284
00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,094
You're so cute.

285
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:48,500
Alison, was that...

286
00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:52,737
Lola? Helen Anderson.
So nice to meet you.

287
00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:54,439
Please come on in.

288
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,107
I see that you've
met Alison.

289
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:59,110
- So sweet.
- Yes.

290
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,879
So my niece
was supposed to sit,

291
00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:02,981
but she flaked because of some
silly concert in the city.

292
00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:05,383
So how long have you known
our Jenny?

293
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:08,887
Oh, um, since forever.

294
00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:11,322
We share a love of
geometry and...

295
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:12,924
children.

296
00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:14,425
- Oh, how unique.
- Yeah.

297
00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:17,595
Lola, this is Bobby.
He has to finish 100 cupcakes

298
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,798
for his junior chef
competition tomorrow.

299
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,167
- Taste my frosting.
- Sure.

300
00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:24,402
Oh, dig that color, dude.

301
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,104
It's the melted
gummy worms.

302
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:28,072
Oh, Bobby,
you didn't.

303
00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:29,741
Mom, all the great chefs
improvise.

304
00:13:29,743 --> 00:13:32,177
I'm never gonna win
with ordinary cupcakes.

305
00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:34,145
It's not bad,
but you could
kick it up a notch.

306
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,814
I know. It needs
something.

307
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:38,116
I just have to find
the perfect ingredient.

308
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:40,351
Now Trey is upstairs
grounded.

309
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:43,021
Alison is sulking
because of the Roller Derby,

310
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:46,758
and this little
precious baby girl

311
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:49,427
is Lady Marmalade,
aren't you, my precious?

312
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,162
Yes, you are.

313
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,198
Now she has
a very big day tomorrow

314
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:56,134
at the Kennel Club,
so she needs
complete relaxation,

315
00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:58,436
and no stress.
No stress for my baby.

316
00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,705
Now very important.

317
00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:03,374
The stove and the hot tub
are strictly off limits
when we're gone.

318
00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:06,211
Make sure that Bobby
returns the kitchen

319
00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:08,012
to its pre-cupcake
tidiness.

320
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:10,882
Tidiness? I'm creating.

321
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:12,517
And you would be
my personal hero

322
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,619
if you could just
toss in a couple
of loads of laundry.

323
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,221
- Laundry.
- Yes.

324
00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:19,824
Okay, here's the invite
and my number.

325
00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:22,493
- Oh, hi.
I'm Hal Anderson.
- Lola.

326
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,362
- Nice to meet you.
- Hi.

327
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:27,198
Oh, no, we are not taking my
brand-new freshly detailed SUV

328
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,001
into the dirty, grimy city.
We're taking the sedan.

329
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,036
- You're the boss.
- Thank you.

330
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:34,172
Okay, Lola,
here is my cell,

331
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:36,474
and the place
we're going to be tonight.

332
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:38,309
Now are you sure you can
handle three kids?

333
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:40,245
Oh, my gosh,
what am I saying?

334
00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:42,046
Of course you can.
You were recommended by Jenny.

335
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,882
- She taught me
everything I know.
- Great.

336
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,385
Hi, Jen.
Come on in.

337
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:51,256
Oh, Mr. Cooper,
that's a nice tux.

338
00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:53,091
Okay, honey.
Honey.

339
00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:55,059
She did it again.

340
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,828
Katy, sweetheart,
what did I tell you

341
00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:58,496
about glittering
your father?

342
00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,064
He needed
a little bling.

343
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:02,267
Okay,
don't you worry.

344
00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:03,768
We will clean that
right up.

345
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,069
You guys just go
and have a great time.

346
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,571
Thank you, Jenny.

347
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:09,007
Now would you please
say hello to Jenny?

348
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:11,776
Honestly.
Look it, I left money

349
00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:13,778
so you guys can
go for ice cream.

350
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:16,781
Emily is banned from
doing anything to her hair.

351
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:18,716
Katy is banned from
my jewelry box.

352
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,885
- Great.
- Am I forgetting anything?

353
00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:22,687
My three-star party
survival kit.

354
00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:25,256
Mints, safety pins
and emergency cash.

355
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:28,293
- Take care of our babies.
- I'll guard them with my life.

356
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:29,694
- We're going out.
- I know.

357
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,296
Run! Just kidding.

358
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:38,970
Ooh, hot tub.

359
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,916
Hot tub out back?

360
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,918
- Yep.
- Cool.

361
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,287
Jailer Swift
on the attack!

362
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,989
Whoa!

363
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,326
Out of my kitchen!

364
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:11,169
Fire! Lola, help!

365
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:13,972
Fire, fire.
Help!

366
00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:16,341
Hurry. Fire! Fire!

367
00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:19,610
- What?
- Fire!

368
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:22,613
- Put out the fire!
- Uh, fire extinguisher?

369
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,582
( "Fur Elise"
ringtone plays )

370
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:27,318
- BOBBY: This is bad!
- LOLA: Get the fire
extinguisher.

371
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,454
Hello. Lola?

372
00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:33,358
- No, A.J.
-<i> A.J. Anderson?</i>
<i>It's Jenny Parker.</i>

373
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,826
Why are you
answering my phone?

374
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,294
It's the babysitter's phone.

375
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:38,763
- Babysitter?
<i>- Yeah.</i>

376
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:41,032
Your friend. I think
her name's Lola.

377
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:45,203
A.J. sweetie, could you please
put the babysitter on the phone?

378
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:47,839
- She's busy.
<i>- Doing what?</i>

379
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,440
Putting out the fire.

380
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,310
The fire?!

381
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,812
A.J., don't panic.
I'll be right there, okay?

382
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:57,382
Kids, we're going
to the Andersons.

383
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:00,218
Trey Anderson?

384
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:02,186
Katy, let's go.

385
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,022
Katy, I mean now.

386
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:05,757
- ( alarm blaring )
- BOBBY: Come on, hurry!

387
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:14,399
( alarm continues
blaring )

388
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:16,200
That was awesome.

389
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:19,237
Wait here, don't move.
I gotta get my camera
out of the car.

390
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:22,073
Camera?

391
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:25,209
( horn honks )

392
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,412
Hey, let me in,
you little punks.

393
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:29,147
Unlock the door!

394
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:30,915
Unlock the door!

395
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:35,253
What in the world
is going on here?!

396
00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:36,421
Uh...

397
00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:38,156
What is on fire?

398
00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:40,391
- Hey, girl, what's up?
- Girl?

399
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:41,893
( stammering )
What are you doing?

400
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:44,262
Babysitting.
Obviously.

401
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,834
I can't believe this.

402
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:52,270
This is going to take
forever to clean up.

403
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:53,905
( Lola laughing )
Yeah, it will.

404
00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:55,907
You kids better
get crackin'.

405
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,575
- Us?
- ( shutter clicks )

406
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,279
Hey, where's Trey?

407
00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:03,281
Who's Trey?

408
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,350
( knocking )

409
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:17,695
He's searching for
tickets online.

410
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:20,932
Psychic Rockets tickets
at Tiny's Pawn Shop?

411
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,700
He's going to
a concert?

412
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,535
That's awesome.

413
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,471
How could you let
a 14-year-old kid
sneak out into the city?

414
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:27,905
I'm sorry, how is this
my fault?

415
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,907
Babysitting rule
number one:

416
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:32,410
Never take your eyes
off the kids. Ever.

417
00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:34,145
Okay, this is bad.

418
00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:35,480
My name,
my reputation,

419
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,215
my entire
college future

420
00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:38,416
is just down the drain.

421
00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:40,785
Think, Jenny, think.

422
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,490
He has to get
the tickets, right?

423
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,458
I'll drive into the city
and bring him back myself.

424
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,726
I know the city.
I can get him.

425
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,461
You're the one
who lost him.

426
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,663
Relax, girlfriend, I'm
just trying to help.

427
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:55,099
I'm not your girlfriend.
I'm not your friend.
I don't even know you.

428
00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:57,201
You don't?
My mom thinks you do.

429
00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:00,638
Uh, I mean,
I was joking.

430
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,340
'Cause, like,
I do know her.

431
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,208
We're just not...
besties.

432
00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:06,410
Why don't we all
go get Trey?

433
00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:08,446
No. Your parents
would kill me.

434
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:11,449
They'll kill you when
they find out a total
stranger is watching us.

435
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,818
And who's gonna
tell them?

436
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:20,024
Anybody have to
go to the bathroom?

437
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:30,501
No, we can't.

438
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,937
Are you gonna fit
all of us in your car?

439
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,639
Okay, but...

440
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:36,440
BOTH: I'll drive.

441
00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:38,242
- I'll drive!
- Thanks.

442
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:47,385
( bicycle bell rings )

443
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:50,388
Okay, we just got passed,

444
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,556
- ( horns honking )
- by a bicycle.

445
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,191
I am not adding
a speeding ticket

446
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:55,126
and a stolen car
to this disaster.

447
00:19:55,128 --> 00:19:57,495
- ( horns blaring )
- BOBBY: Can we stop at
the grocery store?

448
00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:59,397
No, I told you.
We're going to get Trey,

449
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:01,399
and then we're heading
straight home.

450
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,634
If anyone asks,
where did we go, people?

451
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:06,304
ALL: Ice cream.

452
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:11,042
You know, a professional
manicure could do
your hands wonders.

453
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:13,477
- How old are you?
- Seven.

454
00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:16,347
You know what I was doing
with my hands when I was seven?

455
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:17,715
No, and she doesn't
want to.

456
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,584
At least pretend
to set an example.

457
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:22,720
- Smile, Jenny.
- This is no time
for pictures.

458
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:25,389
It is always
the time for pictures.
Art is spontaneous.

459
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,458
- So say cheese!
- No!

460
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:32,463
( barking )

461
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:37,301
( loud rumbling )

462
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:50,014
JENNY: Okay, guys,
we find this pawn shop,

463
00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:52,617
get Trey, and get home
as fast as possible.

464
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:08,499
GPS VOICE:<i> Turn left,</i>
<i>600 feet.</i>

465
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:18,142
<i>Turn left.</i>

466
00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:30,888
Are you sure
this is right?

467
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:33,057
Well, yeah, that's what
the GPS says.

468
00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:35,226
<i>Turn left</i>
<i>in 200 feet.</i>

469
00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:40,464
- Hey, puddle!
- ( screaming )

470
00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:44,635
That was close.
If anything happens

471
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,003
to this car,
we're dead.

472
00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:49,240
<i>Approaching destination</i>
<i>on left.</i>

473
00:21:49,242 --> 00:21:50,508
There it is,
there it is.

474
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:51,642
Park here, park here.

475
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,511
- Park here.
- Okay!

476
00:21:57,684 --> 00:22:00,518
Okay, you guys wait here.
I'll go.

477
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:03,187
- Um, Jenny.
- Oh, Katy.

478
00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:05,122
Why didn't you go
before we left?

479
00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:08,459
I didn't have to go
before we left, obviously.

480
00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:10,695
It's okay.
I'll take her.

481
00:22:10,697 --> 00:22:12,530
No. Babysitting rule
number two:

482
00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:14,332
Leave no child behind.

483
00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:16,000
Come on, kids,
let's go.

484
00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:20,571
- LOLA: Cool car.
- JENNY: Yes, it's lovely.

485
00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:24,709
Yeah, yeah,
we're all set.

486
00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:27,945
Midnight. We bring the varmint,
you bring the 100 grand cash.

487
00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:30,514
Yeah, yeah, 100 grand.

488
00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:32,616
Look, this is
a sapphire ferret.

489
00:22:32,618 --> 00:22:34,518
There's only three of them
in the whole entire world.

490
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,721
You want me to make it
200 grand?

491
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:42,893
All right then.
Midnight.

492
00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:45,463
No funny business.
I gotta go.

493
00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:47,365
What do you kids want?

494
00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:50,634
This place is so cool.
It's so rustic.

495
00:22:50,636 --> 00:22:51,969
Hey, no pictures.

496
00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:53,671
Watch the camera, man.

497
00:22:53,673 --> 00:22:55,339
Hi. We are looking for Tiny.

498
00:22:55,341 --> 00:22:58,542
I'm Tiny.
Who wants to know?

499
00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:00,644
My name is Jenny Parker.
I'm a babysitter,

500
00:23:00,646 --> 00:23:02,646
and we are looking for
a teenage boy.

501
00:23:02,648 --> 00:23:04,749
He came here earlier to buy
some concert tickets.

502
00:23:04,751 --> 00:23:07,585
Oh, yeah.
You want the Scalper.

503
00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:09,754
Make it quick.

504
00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:13,591
Uh, you know what?
That's okay.

505
00:23:13,593 --> 00:23:16,360
He looks busy.
We can wait.

506
00:23:16,362 --> 00:23:18,662
No, we can't.
Let's go.

507
00:23:18,664 --> 00:23:21,098
Thanks, dude.

508
00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:30,307
Let go.

509
00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:42,620
Stay ahead.
Stay ahead of me.

510
00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:51,829
- ( clears throat )
- ( clears throat )

511
00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:01,272
( animal chittering )

512
00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:13,451
Hi there, Mr. Scalper sir.

513
00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:15,085
Sorry to interrupt

514
00:24:15,087 --> 00:24:17,488
your little martial arts
routine there,

515
00:24:17,490 --> 00:24:19,824
but did you happen to sell
Psychic Rockets tickets

516
00:24:19,826 --> 00:24:21,659
to a kid
earlier today?

517
00:24:21,661 --> 00:24:23,727
Maybe I did.

518
00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:26,163
Maybe I didn't.

519
00:24:26,165 --> 00:24:28,833
Well, maybe if
we called the cops,

520
00:24:28,835 --> 00:24:30,634
and told them there's
a weird scary dude

521
00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:33,471
with a sword selling tickets
to minors,

522
00:24:33,473 --> 00:24:35,573
would you remember him then?

523
00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:38,676
Kid paid with ones.

524
00:24:38,678 --> 00:24:41,645
I hate ones.

525
00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:46,584
Hey, little guy.
Hungry?

526
00:24:56,762 --> 00:24:59,363
Kid said something
about pizza.

527
00:24:59,365 --> 00:25:01,665
I hate pizza.

528
00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:03,667
Pizza? That's great.

529
00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:06,470
That narrows it down
to about, I don't know,
4,000 restaurants.

530
00:25:06,472 --> 00:25:10,140
Mario's. It's his favorite
pizza place.

531
00:25:10,142 --> 00:25:13,544
I mean, if I was
gonna guess.

532
00:25:13,546 --> 00:25:16,780
Guessing? Is that what
they call stalking
these days?

533
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,520
Jenny!

534
00:25:22,522 --> 00:25:24,488
Bobby, what are you doing?

535
00:25:24,490 --> 00:25:27,858
Bobby, calm down.
What is that, a weasel?

536
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,059
BOBBY: I don't know.

537
00:25:29,061 --> 00:25:31,862
JENNY: Kids,
don't touch it.

538
00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:33,063
Kids, stay back.

539
00:25:33,065 --> 00:25:34,865
LOLA: Hey, man.
Hey, watch it.

540
00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:36,333
What are you doing?!

541
00:25:36,335 --> 00:25:37,868
Hey, the ferret's loose.

542
00:25:49,715 --> 00:25:50,915
I got him. Okay.

543
00:25:50,917 --> 00:25:53,083
Oh, I got him.

544
00:25:53,085 --> 00:25:54,818
That's so cool.
Smile.

545
00:25:54,820 --> 00:25:56,687
Hey, I said
no more pictures.

546
00:25:56,689 --> 00:25:58,689
JENNY: Lola,
no means no.

547
00:25:58,691 --> 00:26:00,925
TINY: Get the ferret.
Don't let the ferret get away.

548
00:26:00,927 --> 00:26:04,228
The car's being towed.
Let's go!

549
00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:07,231
- Where'd it go?
- ( kids screaming )

550
00:26:08,935 --> 00:26:10,734
JENNY: Hey, wait!

551
00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:13,604
No, no, no.
Stop!

552
00:26:13,606 --> 00:26:14,772
No, really, stop.

553
00:26:14,774 --> 00:26:17,675
Okay, go.
Hi, sorry.

554
00:26:17,677 --> 00:26:19,843
We did not see the sign.
This isn't even my car.

555
00:26:19,845 --> 00:26:21,679
If you could just
please unhook it,

556
00:26:21,681 --> 00:26:23,614
- we're here now.
- Sure, for 100 bucks.

557
00:26:23,616 --> 00:26:25,249
100 bucks?
That's highway robbery.

558
00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:27,885
- We should have you towed.
- ( revs engine )

559
00:26:27,887 --> 00:26:29,453
No, that's fine.
100 bucks.

560
00:26:29,455 --> 00:26:31,555
- Debit card is like
cash, right?
- Yeah.

561
00:26:31,557 --> 00:26:34,224
Oh, no. My purse.

562
00:26:34,226 --> 00:26:35,759
I left it at
the Andersons.

563
00:26:35,761 --> 00:26:37,795
If you could just please
give us the car now,

564
00:26:37,797 --> 00:26:39,430
I promise you I will
give you the money tomorrow.

565
00:26:39,432 --> 00:26:40,798
I don't do layaway, kid.

566
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,801
Okay, does anyone
have any money?

567
00:26:43,803 --> 00:26:45,803
Why do you think
I'm babysitting?

568
00:26:45,805 --> 00:26:47,571
I close at midnight.

569
00:26:47,573 --> 00:26:49,940
But you can't just
leave us stranded here.

570
00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:51,809
I mean, we're just kids.

571
00:26:51,811 --> 00:26:53,811
- Time to grow up.
- LOLA: Seriously?

572
00:26:53,813 --> 00:26:55,879
No, wait.
Don't go!

573
00:26:55,881 --> 00:26:57,648
( kids screaming )

574
00:27:00,620 --> 00:27:02,820
Hey, you better
wash that.

575
00:27:02,822 --> 00:27:05,956
BOBBY: That's my mom's car!

576
00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:07,958
Well, what now?

577
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,860
( sighs )

578
00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:14,398
Great.

579
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:16,800
Anybody got
any bright ideas?

580
00:27:16,802 --> 00:27:19,269
It's fine.
It's totally
under control.

581
00:27:19,271 --> 00:27:20,904
We've just got no car,
no money,

582
00:27:20,906 --> 00:27:23,674
no Trey, and we need
100 bucks by midnight.

583
00:27:23,676 --> 00:27:26,010
It's doable.
It's totally doable.

584
00:27:26,012 --> 00:27:27,911
Wait, what about
the ice cream money?

585
00:27:27,913 --> 00:27:29,246
Yes, great thinking.

586
00:27:29,248 --> 00:27:31,315
Um...

587
00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:32,650
Ten bucks.
What's that gonna do?

588
00:27:32,652 --> 00:27:35,686
I saw a bus stop
a few blocks over.

589
00:27:35,688 --> 00:27:37,121
We take the bus
to Mario's,

590
00:27:37,123 --> 00:27:39,523
get Trey,
and by then,

591
00:27:39,525 --> 00:27:40,658
I'll figure out
what I'm gonna do next.

592
00:27:40,660 --> 00:27:42,993
Okay. Whatever you say.

593
00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:44,662
Let's go.

594
00:27:44,664 --> 00:27:45,863
- Jenny.
- Yeah.

595
00:27:45,865 --> 00:27:47,931
I'm scared.

596
00:27:47,933 --> 00:27:49,600
Sweetie, there's...

597
00:27:49,602 --> 00:27:50,801
nothing to be
scared of.

598
00:27:50,803 --> 00:27:53,003
( sirens wailing )

599
00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:54,838
How can you snack
right now?

600
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,974
I'm not snacking.
I'm taste testing.

601
00:27:56,976 --> 00:27:58,809
Where did you get
the candy?

602
00:27:58,811 --> 00:28:00,844
Uh, in the pawn shop.

603
00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:04,148
- Bobby, you took candy
from a stranger?
- They were in a bowl.

604
00:28:04,150 --> 00:28:07,151
- I thought
they were free.
- ( frustrated sigh )

605
00:28:07,153 --> 00:28:09,553
- Hey!
- I guess they
weren't free.

606
00:28:09,555 --> 00:28:10,888
You kids are in
big trouble.

607
00:28:10,890 --> 00:28:13,157
- What do we do?
What do we do?
- Run!

608
00:28:13,159 --> 00:28:15,693
( horn honking )

609
00:28:18,064 --> 00:28:20,497
Are they still chasing us?

610
00:28:20,499 --> 00:28:24,068
( screaming )

611
00:28:24,070 --> 00:28:26,570
We can't lose those kids.

612
00:28:26,572 --> 00:28:29,373
They got a picture of me
with the sapphire ferret,

613
00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:32,009
which would prove
that we stole it.

614
00:28:32,011 --> 00:28:34,812
I'm not goin'
back to jail.

615
00:28:34,814 --> 00:28:37,781
We can get 'em
at that pizza place.

616
00:28:45,691 --> 00:28:47,725
JENNY: Hurry, guys.
Let's run.

617
00:28:47,727 --> 00:28:49,760
KATY: These shoes
aren't made for running.

618
00:28:49,762 --> 00:28:51,962
JENNY: Children,
everyone, on the bus.
Go, go, go, go.

619
00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:56,900
Good evening,
kind sir.

620
00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:59,069
Six kids.
That's 12 bucks.

621
00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:02,339
Is it 12 now?
My, my, how times have changed.

622
00:29:02,341 --> 00:29:04,408
Uh, let's just call it
close enough. Yeah?

623
00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:07,010
- Let's not.
- Okay, well,

624
00:29:07,012 --> 00:29:09,046
the thing is, uh... Karl,

625
00:29:09,048 --> 00:29:11,882
we're having, like,
a minor situation tonight.

626
00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:14,852
You see, thanks to Jenny,

627
00:29:14,854 --> 00:29:16,854
the world's greatest
babysitter here,

628
00:29:16,856 --> 00:29:19,123
we don't have
any additional actual money.

629
00:29:19,125 --> 00:29:21,191
- So...
- Don't listen
to her, Karl.

630
00:29:21,193 --> 00:29:23,026
This whole fiasco
is her fault.

631
00:29:23,028 --> 00:29:25,963
I think we can all
stop pointing fingers
and worry about Trey.

632
00:29:25,965 --> 00:29:27,798
Don't pretend to care
about Trey.

633
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:30,033
Honestly, Karl, she
doesn't care about
anybody but herself.

634
00:29:30,035 --> 00:29:32,436
I care about
a lot of things, Karl,

635
00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:34,972
- like art and expression
and photography.
- PASSENGER: Let's go.

636
00:29:34,974 --> 00:29:38,041
I bet she didn't even
know who Leon Vasquez
was until today.

637
00:29:38,043 --> 00:29:40,077
I did too.
I read all about him.

638
00:29:40,079 --> 00:29:42,112
Please, I saw your portfolio.
It's as stiff as you are.

639
00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:44,882
Where'd you learn to
take pictures, sweetheart,
your computer?

640
00:29:44,884 --> 00:29:47,251
Where'd you learn
all this snappy sarcasm?
We know it wasn't college.

641
00:29:47,253 --> 00:29:49,319
Enough! Get on
and zip it!

642
00:29:49,321 --> 00:29:51,255
If you could just
send me the address,

643
00:29:51,257 --> 00:29:53,290
- I'd be happy to
send you the balance.
- Sit!

644
00:30:09,241 --> 00:30:10,941
Hey, guys.

645
00:30:10,943 --> 00:30:12,976
A.J.? What are
you doing here?

646
00:30:12,978 --> 00:30:14,945
Trey Anderson, freeze.

647
00:30:14,947 --> 00:30:17,147
- Who's that?
- His babysitter.

648
00:30:17,149 --> 00:30:19,349
You have a babysitter?
I want a babysitter.

649
00:30:19,351 --> 00:30:21,018
She's hot.

650
00:30:22,755 --> 00:30:24,655
You are so lucky
we found you.

651
00:30:24,657 --> 00:30:26,890
Hey, Jenny.
You look great.

652
00:30:27,827 --> 00:30:29,626
Hi, Trey.

653
00:30:29,628 --> 00:30:31,195
Please don't
rat me out, Jenny.

654
00:30:31,197 --> 00:30:32,763
I'll be grounded
for life.

655
00:30:32,765 --> 00:30:34,164
Probably till
you're 18.

656
00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:35,933
- Who are you?
- Lola.

657
00:30:35,935 --> 00:30:38,001
Technically,
I'm your babysitter,

658
00:30:38,003 --> 00:30:40,003
so thanks for making me
look bad, by the way.

659
00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:43,440
You didn't need help for that.
Come on, Trey, let's go.

660
00:30:43,442 --> 00:30:46,810
- What about the concert?
- There's no way you're
going to that concert.

661
00:30:46,812 --> 00:30:49,379
Besides, we have
much bigger problems
to deal with right now.

662
00:30:49,381 --> 00:30:51,448
Jenny got Mom's
new car towed.

663
00:30:51,450 --> 00:30:54,117
- You drove my mom's
car into the city?
- To get you,

664
00:30:54,119 --> 00:30:56,653
and now we need $100
to get it back by midnight.

665
00:30:56,655 --> 00:31:00,023
- I don't suppose you
losers have any money.
- I spent it all on tickets.

666
00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:02,893
That's it. Why don't we just
scalp Trey's concert ticket

667
00:31:02,895 --> 00:31:05,128
to get the cash
for the car?

668
00:31:05,130 --> 00:31:07,030
You mean,
sell it ourselves?

669
00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:09,633
Exactly. Brilliant.

670
00:31:09,635 --> 00:31:11,501
- Wait. It's mine.
- Oh, cool.

671
00:31:11,503 --> 00:31:13,237
So you wouldn't mind
explaining to your mother

672
00:31:13,239 --> 00:31:15,138
that her car got towed
and her precious children

673
00:31:15,140 --> 00:31:18,809
spent the night
sitting on a cold
park bench in the city.

674
00:31:18,811 --> 00:31:20,377
I have a better idea.

675
00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:24,915
Why don't we just
call her now, shall we?

676
00:31:24,917 --> 00:31:28,552
Oh, Helen.
( sighs )

677
00:31:35,027 --> 00:31:36,360
This is so not fair.

678
00:31:36,362 --> 00:31:38,562
Life isn't fair, kid.

679
00:31:40,499 --> 00:31:43,000
Jenny, I really have to
go to the bathroom.

680
00:31:43,002 --> 00:31:44,768
Okay.

681
00:31:44,770 --> 00:31:47,404
Everyone, stay put.

682
00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:49,573
Hey, Bobby,
check this out.

683
00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:51,575
Oh, that's so cool.

684
00:31:51,577 --> 00:31:53,443
Bummer about the concert.

685
00:31:53,445 --> 00:31:56,713
Dude, forget the concert.
Go for Jenny.

686
00:31:56,715 --> 00:31:59,116
She was totally
checking you out, too.

687
00:31:59,118 --> 00:32:00,284
- She was?
- Yeah.

688
00:32:04,089 --> 00:32:05,889
I'm going to
the tattoo place.

689
00:32:05,891 --> 00:32:08,191
Cool. Have fun.
Go express yourself.

690
00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:17,901
- Thanks for the zip.
- Not even a problem.

691
00:32:17,903 --> 00:32:20,237
Lucky you had
a safety pin.

692
00:32:20,239 --> 00:32:21,972
I know. Right?

693
00:32:21,974 --> 00:32:23,941
So did you hear
who Zac Chase

694
00:32:23,943 --> 00:32:25,642
is taking to
the concert tonight?

695
00:32:25,644 --> 00:32:27,110
- No. Who?
- Guess.

696
00:32:27,112 --> 00:32:28,912
- Who?
- Guess.

697
00:32:28,914 --> 00:32:30,280
- Who?
- Dominique Cassidy.

698
00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:32,983
No!

699
00:32:36,755 --> 00:32:39,256
Jenny Parker.
Is that really you?

700
00:32:39,258 --> 00:32:41,291
Hey, girls.

701
00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:43,760
Whoa! I never would've
thought to see you

702
00:32:43,762 --> 00:32:45,762
in the city
on a Friday night.

703
00:32:45,764 --> 00:32:48,765
Really? Why not?
It's the weekend, right?

704
00:32:48,767 --> 00:32:50,467
- I live for fun.
- Right.

705
00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:52,169
So who are you
here with?

706
00:32:52,171 --> 00:32:54,171
Just some friends.

707
00:32:54,173 --> 00:32:55,339
They're city friends.

708
00:32:55,341 --> 00:32:57,240
They're really
mature friends.

709
00:32:57,242 --> 00:32:59,343
You probably
wouldn't know them.

710
00:33:02,247 --> 00:33:05,015
Help. I'm all twisted.

711
00:33:05,017 --> 00:33:07,150
Oh, poor little girl.

712
00:33:07,152 --> 00:33:08,418
Where's your mommy?

713
00:33:08,420 --> 00:33:10,654
I'll go help you
find her.

714
00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:13,223
- I have to wash my hands.
- You can use sanitizer.

715
00:33:19,198 --> 00:33:21,298
Where'd everybody go?

716
00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:23,333
Bobby?

717
00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:24,501
A.J.?

718
00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:26,703
- Smile.
- Lola.

719
00:33:26,705 --> 00:33:30,307
- Where are the kids?
- Uh, specifically,
I don't know. Around.

720
00:33:30,309 --> 00:33:33,844
- Around? Are you
out of your mind?
- Possibly.

721
00:33:33,846 --> 00:33:36,813
Babysitting rule
number one: Never take
your eyes off the kids.

722
00:33:36,815 --> 00:33:39,616
Trey, A.J., Bobby.

723
00:33:39,618 --> 00:33:41,551
Uh, where's Emily?

724
00:33:41,553 --> 00:33:43,387
Uh, she's getting
a tattoo.

725
00:33:43,389 --> 00:33:44,721
Getting a what?!

726
00:33:44,723 --> 00:33:47,290
A tattoo.

727
00:33:49,828 --> 00:33:52,295
TINY: In and out
like stealth ninjas.

728
00:33:53,732 --> 00:33:55,699
Emily, are you okay?

729
00:33:55,701 --> 00:33:58,201
Please, please tell me
you did not just
get a tattoo.

730
00:33:58,203 --> 00:33:59,970
What? It's henna.

731
00:33:59,972 --> 00:34:02,706
The guy did it for free
'cause he liked my aura.

732
00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:05,142
- Cool, right?
- Super cool.

733
00:34:05,144 --> 00:34:09,246
So not super cool.
How could you do that
without asking me?

734
00:34:09,248 --> 00:34:10,680
- I asked Lola.
- She did.

735
00:34:10,682 --> 00:34:13,650
Lola... Lola
is nobody, okay?

736
00:34:13,652 --> 00:34:15,085
You can't just
wander off like that.

737
00:34:15,087 --> 00:34:16,319
Something could've
happened to you.

738
00:34:16,321 --> 00:34:18,922
You are my responsibility,
okay?

739
00:34:18,924 --> 00:34:21,024
And that better come off
with soap and water.

740
00:34:21,026 --> 00:34:23,193
- Uh, Jenny.
- What, Bobby?

741
00:34:23,195 --> 00:34:25,328
- Please don't let
them get me.
- Go, go, go, go!

742
00:34:32,704 --> 00:34:34,104
Go, go, go, go!

743
00:34:34,106 --> 00:34:36,673
BOBBY: Go! Come on!

744
00:34:38,110 --> 00:34:39,676
TREY: Why are the pawn shop
guys after us?

745
00:34:39,678 --> 00:34:41,411
KATY: Bobby stole
a candy bar.

746
00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:44,314
- So give it back.
- I can't, I licked it.

747
00:34:47,619 --> 00:34:50,353
- Come this way.
- Bobby!

748
00:34:56,795 --> 00:34:58,295
There.

749
00:35:00,699 --> 00:35:02,966
Go this way.

750
00:35:05,571 --> 00:35:07,104
Sh, sh, sh!

751
00:35:07,106 --> 00:35:08,939
( door creaks open,
slams shut )

752
00:35:23,589 --> 00:35:25,155
They went this way.

753
00:35:25,157 --> 00:35:26,756
You don't know
what way they went.

754
00:35:26,758 --> 00:35:29,226
Sh, sh!

755
00:35:34,266 --> 00:35:36,133
( alarm blares )

756
00:35:45,644 --> 00:35:47,344
We know you're
in here.

757
00:36:09,434 --> 00:36:13,270
Just wanna have
a reasonable conversation.

758
00:36:13,272 --> 00:36:17,040
SCALPER: Yeah, we're
very reasonable people.

759
00:36:22,848 --> 00:36:24,981
TINY: We locked the doors.

760
00:36:24,983 --> 00:36:28,118
There's no way out.

761
00:36:58,217 --> 00:37:01,184
- JENNY: Get down. Lola.
- No way out!

762
00:37:01,186 --> 00:37:04,321
We're not leaving
till we get that camera.

763
00:37:04,323 --> 00:37:07,090
My camera?

764
00:37:07,092 --> 00:37:08,858
These guys are crazy.

765
00:37:08,860 --> 00:37:10,994
We need to find
another way out.

766
00:37:10,996 --> 00:37:13,396
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

767
00:37:21,273 --> 00:37:24,441
Come out, come out,
wherever you are.

768
00:37:36,021 --> 00:37:37,787
That's them.
Come on!

769
00:37:39,358 --> 00:37:40,991
KATY: Go away!
Leave us alone!

770
00:37:42,561 --> 00:37:46,563
Get down!
Stop the belt.

771
00:37:46,565 --> 00:37:48,898
BOBBY: Pick on someone
your own size.

772
00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:51,201
You're makin' me jump.

773
00:37:51,203 --> 00:37:52,602
You're not gettin'
my camera.

774
00:37:53,805 --> 00:37:55,272
Give me the camera.

775
00:37:57,476 --> 00:38:00,277
- ( blows raspberry )
- Nice going!

776
00:38:00,279 --> 00:38:01,978
Hey, kids.

777
00:38:03,415 --> 00:38:05,415
- ( laughing )
- JENNY: Careful.

778
00:38:05,417 --> 00:38:09,219
TREY: With your legs,
with your legs.

779
00:38:09,221 --> 00:38:11,021
Let's go.

780
00:38:15,927 --> 00:38:18,461
TREY: This is so cool. Whoo!

781
00:38:18,463 --> 00:38:20,497
KATY: Come on, guys,
let's hurry.

782
00:38:20,499 --> 00:38:23,266
Okay, let's go.
Come on.

783
00:38:23,268 --> 00:38:24,668
Come on.

784
00:38:24,670 --> 00:38:26,403
Let's go.

785
00:38:39,184 --> 00:38:41,017
BOBBY: Hey, look out!

786
00:39:04,609 --> 00:39:07,010
Go! Go, go, go.

787
00:39:11,450 --> 00:39:13,283
Go, go. Right.

788
00:39:21,827 --> 00:39:24,361
We can't get around this, guys.
There's no way out.

789
00:39:24,363 --> 00:39:25,562
Yeah, there is.

790
00:39:25,564 --> 00:39:27,797
There's an awesome
way out.

791
00:39:30,402 --> 00:39:31,801
Oh, yeah!

792
00:39:31,803 --> 00:39:33,703
- No, no, no.
- Yeah.

793
00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:36,406
HELEN: What an incredible
party.

794
00:39:36,408 --> 00:39:38,575
I can't believe
this is all for me.

795
00:39:38,577 --> 00:39:40,143
Well, you deserve
it all.

796
00:39:40,145 --> 00:39:42,579
There's Barry and Donna.
Let's say hello.

797
00:39:42,581 --> 00:39:44,647
I should give
the kids a call though.

798
00:39:44,649 --> 00:39:46,750
Oh, honey,
they're fine.

799
00:39:46,752 --> 00:39:48,218
I don't know.
A.J. was so upset

800
00:39:48,220 --> 00:39:50,253
about missing
the Roller Derby match.

801
00:39:50,255 --> 00:39:51,921
She must be miserable
and bored.

802
00:39:51,923 --> 00:39:54,891
- Are you ready?
- You bet.

803
00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:00,730
How did you learn
how to do that?

804
00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:02,265
How do you think
I got off the roof?

805
00:40:07,339 --> 00:40:10,306
This outfit is so going
to need dry cleaning.

806
00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:15,044
Your parents are never
going to ask me to
babysit again.

807
00:40:15,046 --> 00:40:17,514
If they do, I'd ask
for ten bucks more an hour.

808
00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:24,421
- Ready?
- Okay.

809
00:40:24,423 --> 00:40:26,089
Jenny!

810
00:40:27,025 --> 00:40:28,525
Right there.

811
00:40:48,547 --> 00:40:51,047
- TINY: Who turned out
the lights?
- Here I come.

812
00:40:53,251 --> 00:40:55,752
- Is everyone okay?
- ( all saying yes )

813
00:40:55,754 --> 00:40:57,020
Let's go sell
that ticket.

814
00:40:58,723 --> 00:41:02,325
TINY: You're on my leg.
My leg, my leg.

815
00:41:02,327 --> 00:41:03,526
I'm having trouble
breathing.

816
00:41:14,272 --> 00:41:16,639
What just happened?

817
00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:18,174
I hate kids.

818
00:41:20,612 --> 00:41:22,846
We could still get 'em
at that concert.

819
00:41:22,848 --> 00:41:25,248
Yeah.

820
00:41:32,424 --> 00:41:33,857
LOLA: Okay, I'm gonna do it.

821
00:41:33,859 --> 00:41:37,093
Are you sure this
is a good idea?

822
00:41:37,095 --> 00:41:39,662
Yeah, people sell
concert tickets every day.
It's no big deal.

823
00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:43,299
Here, kid.
Guard this with your
life, okay?

824
00:41:43,301 --> 00:41:44,834
You can trust me.
I'm a Derby girl.

825
00:41:44,836 --> 00:41:46,436
- Okay.
- Hurry up.

826
00:41:46,438 --> 00:41:48,505
We'll just be over
here by the taco cart.

827
00:41:48,507 --> 00:41:50,273
Oh, tacos.

828
00:41:50,275 --> 00:41:55,111
Maybe my cupcakes
could use some heat.

829
00:41:55,113 --> 00:41:57,380
Jenny, sit on this.

830
00:42:01,386 --> 00:42:04,554
Thanks, Trey.
So thoughtful.

831
00:42:04,556 --> 00:42:06,189
Hundred bucks?

832
00:42:06,191 --> 00:42:08,358
Hey, tickets.
Just 100 bucks.

833
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:10,760
How about you, beautiful?
a ticket, 100 bucks?

834
00:42:12,297 --> 00:42:13,830
What are you doing, A.J.?
Please be careful.

835
00:42:13,832 --> 00:42:15,131
It's the Swift trip chop.

836
00:42:15,133 --> 00:42:16,699
A right chop
with a back spin.

837
00:42:16,701 --> 00:42:18,034
It's Jailer Swift's
signature move.

838
00:42:18,036 --> 00:42:19,769
Like that would
ever work.

839
00:42:24,376 --> 00:42:26,376
Ticket, ticket.
Hundred bucks. Ticket.

840
00:42:26,378 --> 00:42:29,078
- Concert ticket,
hundred bucks.
- There she is.

841
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:31,581
Hey, hey.
Hundred bucks, concert ticket.

842
00:42:31,583 --> 00:42:33,583
No, how about you?

843
00:42:33,585 --> 00:42:35,685
Hundred bucks?
You got one already.

844
00:42:35,687 --> 00:42:39,522
Reselling a ticket
at the site of a venue
is illegal.

845
00:42:39,524 --> 00:42:43,660
Did I say sell?
I meant donate.

846
00:42:43,662 --> 00:42:46,329
I was gonna donate
this ticket to a very
deserving person, officer.

847
00:42:46,331 --> 00:42:48,898
Oh, no, no,
not the police.

848
00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:51,501
- Sounds like you're
trying to bribe me.
- No, no, no.

849
00:42:51,503 --> 00:42:52,735
Oh, no!

850
00:42:54,940 --> 00:42:56,940
Stupid kid.
Nabbed by the cops.

851
00:42:56,942 --> 00:42:58,141
I see that.

852
00:42:59,911 --> 00:43:02,345
- Come on.
- Oh, but, sir, I didn't
do it, I swear.

853
00:43:02,347 --> 00:43:04,914
She'd want
a picture of this.

854
00:43:15,427 --> 00:43:16,926
Excuse me, ma'am.

855
00:43:16,928 --> 00:43:18,962
We're looking for
our friend Lola.

856
00:43:18,964 --> 00:43:21,731
She's 19, dark hair,
snappy attitude.

857
00:43:21,733 --> 00:43:22,865
Yeah, she's getting booked.

858
00:43:22,867 --> 00:43:24,133
Booked?

859
00:43:24,135 --> 00:43:27,971
- Is that, like, arrested?
- Like yep.

860
00:43:27,973 --> 00:43:30,306
Have a seat, and we'll
call you when we're
done processing her.

861
00:43:30,308 --> 00:43:34,777
Uh, fat man called Tiny
and a tall, skinny guy

862
00:43:34,779 --> 00:43:37,046
- with a hat.
- Hood.

863
00:43:37,048 --> 00:43:39,248
And a weird little
furry animal thing.

864
00:43:39,250 --> 00:43:40,617
Maybe a ferret.
I don't know.

865
00:43:40,619 --> 00:43:42,785
( sighs )

866
00:43:42,787 --> 00:43:45,321
You are aware that lying
to an officer of the law

867
00:43:45,323 --> 00:43:46,956
is also a crime.

868
00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:49,325
You are aware
I'm not lying, officer.

869
00:43:49,327 --> 00:43:51,394
It's gonna be
a long night, kid.

870
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:56,899
I'm never gonna find
the perfect ingredient

871
00:43:56,901 --> 00:43:59,402
in time for
the contest.

872
00:43:59,404 --> 00:44:03,473
Quit your whining.
I'm missing the biggest
rivalry in Roller Derby history.

873
00:44:03,475 --> 00:44:05,008
Both of you
quit your whining.

874
00:44:05,010 --> 00:44:07,243
I'm missing the biggest
concert of the year.

875
00:44:07,245 --> 00:44:10,913
Hey, everyone quit whining.
Just sit and be quiet
so I can think.

876
00:44:10,915 --> 00:44:13,816
You're smart,
you are calm,

877
00:44:13,818 --> 00:44:15,284
you always have the answers.

878
00:44:15,286 --> 00:44:17,186
Hey, Jenny.
Can't we just call

879
00:44:17,188 --> 00:44:18,855
one of your friends
for help?

880
00:44:18,857 --> 00:44:21,858
My friends are busy
studying.

881
00:44:21,860 --> 00:44:23,493
What about
your parents?

882
00:44:23,495 --> 00:44:25,762
I told you,
they're out of town.

883
00:44:27,032 --> 00:44:28,931
Emily, what did you do?

884
00:44:28,933 --> 00:44:30,667
Nothing. It's just
a little hair dye.

885
00:44:30,669 --> 00:44:32,201
Just a little
bit of hair dye?

886
00:44:32,203 --> 00:44:33,936
Just a little tattoo.
What is wrong with you?

887
00:44:33,938 --> 00:44:35,638
Why are you being
so irresponsible?

888
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:36,873
I'm not irresponsible.

889
00:44:36,875 --> 00:44:38,875
You're just making
everything worse.

890
00:44:38,877 --> 00:44:40,209
Now go sit with
the other kids

891
00:44:40,211 --> 00:44:41,678
so I can figure
out what to do.

892
00:45:10,141 --> 00:45:12,308
Okay, you wanted to
teach me a lesson,

893
00:45:12,310 --> 00:45:14,077
and I get it.
I'm sorry.

894
00:45:14,079 --> 00:45:15,578
Can I go now?

895
00:45:15,580 --> 00:45:17,547
I'm not entirely convinced
you do get it, young lady.

896
00:45:17,549 --> 00:45:21,384
You have more than a few
violations on your record.

897
00:45:21,386 --> 00:45:24,253
Parking tickets,
not bank robberies.

898
00:45:24,255 --> 00:45:25,922
This girl giving you
trouble, officer?

899
00:45:31,062 --> 00:45:32,895
Next time, keep the fighting
in the rink

900
00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:34,864
and not
the parking lot.

901
00:45:34,866 --> 00:45:36,332
- They started it.
- Yeah, and we're
gonna finish it.

902
00:45:36,334 --> 00:45:38,868
Enough already.
You three, over there.

903
00:45:38,870 --> 00:45:40,903
The other three, there.

904
00:45:42,340 --> 00:45:45,742
All right.
Thank you.

905
00:45:49,114 --> 00:45:51,948
It's Jailer Swift.

906
00:45:51,950 --> 00:45:54,383
It's you.

907
00:45:54,385 --> 00:45:57,286
- You're my hero.
- Yeah?

908
00:45:57,288 --> 00:46:00,256
I've been trying
to learn the Swift
trip chop for six months.

909
00:46:00,258 --> 00:46:01,357
Let's see what you got.

910
00:46:04,129 --> 00:46:05,862
Not bad, kid, not bad.

911
00:46:05,864 --> 00:46:07,430
But you need some more torque
on that back spin.

912
00:46:07,432 --> 00:46:09,632
Like so.

913
00:46:17,075 --> 00:46:18,207
( man snoring )

914
00:46:21,613 --> 00:46:23,045
( snoring loudly )

915
00:46:31,456 --> 00:46:32,955
Congratulations, Helen.

916
00:46:32,957 --> 00:46:35,258
- Hey. How are you?
- Hi.

917
00:46:35,260 --> 00:46:37,560
- I'm so proud of her.
- I know.

918
00:46:37,562 --> 00:46:39,662
( phone buzzing )

919
00:46:42,167 --> 00:46:43,599
Mom, help.

920
00:46:43,601 --> 00:46:46,169
Jenny stole the Andersons'
new car,

921
00:46:46,171 --> 00:46:47,837
and got us all arrested.

922
00:46:47,839 --> 00:46:50,072
We're downtown
in the city... ( yells )

923
00:46:57,148 --> 00:46:58,614
You were right.

924
00:46:58,616 --> 00:47:00,016
Except for the parking
tickets, you're clean.

925
00:47:00,018 --> 00:47:01,517
See, I told you.
I'm not a felon.

926
00:47:01,519 --> 00:47:03,853
I'm just an innocent
babysitter.

927
00:47:03,855 --> 00:47:06,189
And what kind of example
do you think you're setting
for those kids up there?

928
00:47:06,191 --> 00:47:09,458
- You think it's
one big joke?
- No.

929
00:47:09,460 --> 00:47:12,128
Trying to sell concert tickets
may not be a felony,
but it's dangerous.

930
00:47:12,130 --> 00:47:14,463
Some thug could've
snatched those tickets
and your wallet.

931
00:47:14,465 --> 00:47:16,365
Then what?

932
00:47:16,367 --> 00:47:18,367
I don't know. I guess
I didn't really think of that.

933
00:47:18,369 --> 00:47:19,569
No, you didn't.

934
00:47:21,472 --> 00:47:24,440
Look, you're
a smart girl.

935
00:47:24,442 --> 00:47:26,175
But you need to start
thinking about your actions.

936
00:47:26,177 --> 00:47:28,711
Those kids up there,
they look up to you.

937
00:47:28,713 --> 00:47:30,446
They wanna be you.

938
00:47:30,448 --> 00:47:33,015
They don't even
know me.

939
00:47:33,017 --> 00:47:36,185
I'm not even
their real babysitter.

940
00:47:36,187 --> 00:47:37,887
I lied to get the job,

941
00:47:37,889 --> 00:47:40,122
and I lied to you
earlier.

942
00:47:40,124 --> 00:47:44,293
Officer, I'm not
a Furry Lisa-loving
college student.

943
00:47:44,295 --> 00:47:46,195
I never even heard of
Furry Lisa before today.

944
00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:48,664
"Fur Elise."
Beethoven.

945
00:47:48,666 --> 00:47:50,199
- Right.
- Doesn't matter.

946
00:47:50,201 --> 00:47:52,068
The truth is,
I wanted to go to art school,

947
00:47:52,070 --> 00:47:53,836
but my grades
weren't good enough to get in,

948
00:47:53,838 --> 00:47:55,872
so I didn't even try.

949
00:47:55,874 --> 00:47:58,207
And now I'm up for this amazing
photography internship

950
00:47:58,209 --> 00:48:00,076
with my idol, and...

951
00:48:00,078 --> 00:48:03,813
if I get it, then
I'll have another chance
to make things right.

952
00:48:03,815 --> 00:48:06,182
I really am an artist,

953
00:48:06,184 --> 00:48:09,018
and I really am
a good photographer.

954
00:48:09,020 --> 00:48:10,553
And I'm really sorry
I lied to you,

955
00:48:10,555 --> 00:48:12,188
but you're kinda sorta
super cute,

956
00:48:12,190 --> 00:48:14,357
and I know I always
make mistakes,

957
00:48:14,359 --> 00:48:16,525
and I know this
was a big mistake,

958
00:48:16,527 --> 00:48:18,995
but I just...

959
00:48:18,997 --> 00:48:21,230
I don't think
I belong in jail.

960
00:48:23,101 --> 00:48:24,433
Neither do I.

961
00:48:24,435 --> 00:48:26,269
You don't?

962
00:48:26,271 --> 00:48:28,204
No.

963
00:48:28,206 --> 00:48:29,872
Oh, thank you. Sorry.

964
00:48:29,874 --> 00:48:31,674
So do you need any help
getting those kids home?

965
00:48:31,676 --> 00:48:33,509
- Can I call
their parents--
- No!

966
00:48:33,511 --> 00:48:35,745
- No, we're good.
But thank you.
- Okay.

967
00:48:37,115 --> 00:48:40,283
Let's see if
your friends
are up here.

968
00:48:40,285 --> 00:48:43,119
- Oh, there they are.
- Lola!

969
00:48:43,121 --> 00:48:45,254
You're okay!

970
00:48:46,391 --> 00:48:49,258
Hi, Katy.
Hi, cutie.

971
00:48:52,096 --> 00:48:55,765
- Lola!
- Hi. You guys came.

972
00:48:55,767 --> 00:48:57,199
Say cheese.

973
00:48:58,569 --> 00:49:00,102
- Stop pushing.
- You're blocking my face!

974
00:49:00,104 --> 00:49:01,704
I'll block your face
with my foot.

975
00:49:10,048 --> 00:49:11,280
Come on now.

976
00:49:14,652 --> 00:49:16,953
You guys, get out
of here now. Go, go!

977
00:49:20,959 --> 00:49:22,792
TINY: We gotta
get that camera.

978
00:49:22,794 --> 00:49:25,294
SCALPER: We'll get it.
No matter what.

979
00:49:25,296 --> 00:49:28,264
Look at that. That little one,
she's got the camera.

980
00:49:28,266 --> 00:49:30,132
Get her.
Go, go, go.

981
00:49:30,134 --> 00:49:32,969
JENNY: Come on, guys.

982
00:49:32,971 --> 00:49:35,338
Lola, are you okay?
Was it scary?
Did they hurt you?

983
00:49:35,340 --> 00:49:37,073
No, I'm totally fine.

984
00:49:37,075 --> 00:49:39,809
Fine? You just
got arrested.

985
00:49:39,811 --> 00:49:41,410
It's fine, Jenny.
Relax. It's not a big deal.

986
00:49:41,412 --> 00:49:43,245
This has gone way beyond
sneaking out to a concert.

987
00:49:43,247 --> 00:49:45,514
You guys, I'm sorry,
but we have to call
your parents.

988
00:49:45,516 --> 00:49:48,084
- ALL: No!
- You're just gonna
give up, just like that?

989
00:49:48,086 --> 00:49:50,186
It's called
being responsible.
You should try it sometime.

990
00:49:50,188 --> 00:49:51,954
And you should try
loosening up.

991
00:49:51,956 --> 00:49:53,322
Be in the moment.

992
00:49:53,324 --> 00:49:55,157
Hey, little girl.
Come here.

993
00:49:55,159 --> 00:49:57,259
- Give me that camera.
- You wish!

994
00:49:59,630 --> 00:50:01,330
It worked!

995
00:50:01,332 --> 00:50:03,499
Hey, hey!

996
00:50:03,501 --> 00:50:04,834
Guys!

997
00:50:07,705 --> 00:50:10,106
- ( Lola and Jenny
continue arguing )
- Get her!

998
00:50:16,848 --> 00:50:19,015
Uh, hey, you guys.

999
00:50:19,017 --> 00:50:22,351
- BOTH: What, Bobby?
- Uh, A.J.

1000
00:50:22,353 --> 00:50:25,054
Oh, no, A.J.

1001
00:50:25,056 --> 00:50:28,391
- Help, police!
- Help!

1002
00:50:32,163 --> 00:50:33,863
A.J.

1003
00:50:35,033 --> 00:50:36,399
That's their car.

1004
00:50:36,401 --> 00:50:38,701
Keys.
Let's take their car.

1005
00:50:38,703 --> 00:50:40,369
No, no,
that's stealing.

1006
00:50:40,371 --> 00:50:41,904
It's not stealing,
it's borrowing.

1007
00:50:41,906 --> 00:50:43,506
Babysitting rule
number two:

1008
00:50:43,508 --> 00:50:46,575
Leave no child behind.
Or ahead, right? Yeah.

1009
00:50:49,180 --> 00:50:51,814
I can't believe that
you dragged me out of a party

1010
00:50:51,816 --> 00:50:53,582
for one of
Emily's pranks.

1011
00:50:53,584 --> 00:50:55,351
Police don't
arrest children.

1012
00:50:55,353 --> 00:50:57,653
You heard the message.
She sounded terrified.

1013
00:50:57,655 --> 00:50:59,388
Taxi!

1014
00:50:59,390 --> 00:51:00,923
I'm sure they're
just at home,

1015
00:51:00,925 --> 00:51:02,658
absolutely fine,
in front of the TV,

1016
00:51:02,660 --> 00:51:05,394
watching some
ridiculous car chase.

1017
00:51:05,396 --> 00:51:07,430
( tires screeching )

1018
00:51:07,432 --> 00:51:09,331
Hang on, A.J.
We'll save you.

1019
00:51:09,333 --> 00:51:12,501
Kids, this is not
how a responsible
babysitter behaves.

1020
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:18,574
A.J.: Excuse me. Sorry.

1021
00:51:18,576 --> 00:51:20,309
Hey, lady, look out.

1022
00:51:22,413 --> 00:51:23,979
SCALPER:
Out of the way!

1023
00:51:31,722 --> 00:51:34,056
- LOLA: There he is.
- KATY: There's the big guy.

1024
00:51:34,058 --> 00:51:35,458
- Get away from my sister.
- Yeah!

1025
00:51:35,460 --> 00:51:37,526
( panting )

1026
00:51:38,696 --> 00:51:41,430
Hey, hey.
That's my car!

1027
00:51:41,432 --> 00:51:44,767
KATY: Faster, Lola,
faster!

1028
00:51:46,304 --> 00:51:48,204
Look! There she is.

1029
00:51:51,709 --> 00:51:53,309
We can do this.
Come on.

1030
00:52:06,257 --> 00:52:07,957
LOLA: That was close.

1031
00:52:10,561 --> 00:52:13,195
Hey! That's our car!

1032
00:52:19,504 --> 00:52:21,337
Stupid ferret.

1033
00:52:21,339 --> 00:52:22,838
You can do it, Tiny.

1034
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:25,441
Think of the money.
Think of the money.

1035
00:52:25,443 --> 00:52:28,244
Professor Helen Anderson.

1036
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:37,987
- And thank you so...
- ( cell phone rings )

1037
00:52:37,989 --> 00:52:39,488
Oh.

1038
00:52:39,490 --> 00:52:40,956
- ( ringing continues )
- Okay. Oops.

1039
00:52:40,958 --> 00:52:42,925
( line ringing )

1040
00:52:45,496 --> 00:52:48,531
( whispering )
My phone called
the Andersons.

1041
00:52:48,533 --> 00:52:50,299
Hands free,
hands free.

1042
00:52:50,301 --> 00:52:53,502
Uh, sorry.
Babysitter.

1043
00:52:53,504 --> 00:52:55,371
( laughter )

1044
00:52:56,707 --> 00:52:58,374
Hello. Hello?

1045
00:52:58,376 --> 00:52:59,942
( both sputtering )

1046
00:52:59,944 --> 00:53:01,944
- Helen.
- ALL: Helen?

1047
00:53:01,946 --> 00:53:03,646
Lola, is everything okay?

1048
00:53:03,648 --> 00:53:06,715
Oh, totes.
Just checking in.

1049
00:53:06,717 --> 00:53:08,617
You're checking in
with me?

1050
00:53:08,619 --> 00:53:10,553
I've never heard
of that before.

1051
00:53:10,555 --> 00:53:12,388
Uh, babysitter bonus.

1052
00:53:12,390 --> 00:53:14,056
It's part of
the premium package.

1053
00:53:14,058 --> 00:53:16,525
Uh, okay, have fun. Bye.

1054
00:53:16,527 --> 00:53:18,727
Bye. Thank you.

1055
00:53:18,729 --> 00:53:20,462
Everything is fine.

1056
00:53:20,464 --> 00:53:22,498
<i>Everything</i> is fine.

1057
00:53:22,500 --> 00:53:24,333
And I'm fine.

1058
00:53:24,335 --> 00:53:26,735
Actually, I am...
I am more than fine.

1059
00:53:26,737 --> 00:53:28,571
Are you gonna
explain to Helen

1060
00:53:28,573 --> 00:53:30,406
why her best friends
missed her speech?

1061
00:53:30,408 --> 00:53:32,741
Whoa! Did you see that?

1062
00:53:32,743 --> 00:53:36,478
What kind of parent
lets their kid roller skate
in the city after dark?

1063
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:38,714
- DONNA: That's unbelievable.
- The things you
see in this city.

1064
00:53:42,653 --> 00:53:44,253
There she is right there.

1065
00:53:44,255 --> 00:53:46,422
A.J.: Look out!

1066
00:53:48,426 --> 00:53:50,593
JENNY: Oh, my gosh, she's
headed for the picnic tables.

1067
00:53:50,595 --> 00:53:51,760
- A.J.!
- ( all yelling )

1068
00:53:51,762 --> 00:53:53,963
Pick up your food.
Coming through.

1069
00:53:57,001 --> 00:53:59,301
Sorry!

1070
00:54:00,738 --> 00:54:02,805
- ALL: Yes!
- Nice, A.J.

1071
00:54:09,247 --> 00:54:11,480
- Ooh!
- That's gotta hurt.

1072
00:54:13,517 --> 00:54:15,985
JENNY: There she is,
there she is.

1073
00:54:18,222 --> 00:54:20,289
A.J., are you okay?

1074
00:54:20,291 --> 00:54:22,424
A.J., please tell me
you're okay.

1075
00:54:22,426 --> 00:54:24,860
Everything's good.
No scratches. Awesome.

1076
00:54:24,862 --> 00:54:27,496
Move, move!

1077
00:54:29,533 --> 00:54:30,566
You okay?

1078
00:54:30,568 --> 00:54:32,568
Okay, guys,
not okay.

1079
00:54:32,570 --> 00:54:34,603
Not okay.
Not good.

1080
00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:36,305
LOLA: Down here.
Let's go!

1081
00:54:39,477 --> 00:54:41,110
In here.

1082
00:55:00,264 --> 00:55:03,799
Front door.
I know a guy.

1083
00:55:11,742 --> 00:55:13,742
♪ Now put your hands up,
now wave them side to side ♪

1084
00:55:13,744 --> 00:55:17,680
♪ I got all my people with me
and we ready to ride ♪

1085
00:55:17,682 --> 00:55:20,649
♪ 'Bout to blow the roof
by the end of the night ♪

1086
00:55:20,651 --> 00:55:22,951
♪ Lighting up the sky
like it's 4th of July ♪

1087
00:55:22,953 --> 00:55:25,154
♪ Yeah, you gotta light... ♪

1088
00:55:25,156 --> 00:55:26,955
- JENNY: Hurry before
they catch up.
- LOLA: Is my camera okay?

1089
00:55:26,957 --> 00:55:28,957
Really? You're worried
about your stupid camera?

1090
00:55:28,959 --> 00:55:30,526
It's not stupid.

1091
00:55:30,528 --> 00:55:32,695
I won this camera in
my first photography contest.

1092
00:55:32,697 --> 00:55:35,097
This camera is proof
I have talent.

1093
00:55:35,099 --> 00:55:37,566
Whatever. Come on.
Let's just go before
they come back, all right?

1094
00:55:42,173 --> 00:55:44,340
( music slows down,
stops )

1095
00:55:48,879 --> 00:55:51,413
Whoa!

1096
00:55:53,984 --> 00:55:55,217
Yo!

1097
00:56:00,725 --> 00:56:05,527
Sorry. Wrong place.
Bye.

1098
00:56:05,529 --> 00:56:07,730
Oh, no, no, no.
Stop in your tracks.

1099
00:56:07,732 --> 00:56:10,632
'Cause you ain't
goin' nowhere

1100
00:56:10,634 --> 00:56:12,134
till we get the facts.

1101
00:56:12,136 --> 00:56:13,902
- Excuse me?
- You heard me.

1102
00:56:13,904 --> 00:56:17,039
Step on my stage,
you gotta spill your rage.

1103
00:56:17,041 --> 00:56:19,842
My rage?
No, we're fine.

1104
00:56:19,844 --> 00:56:21,543
There's nothing
to rage about.
Come on, kids.

1105
00:56:21,545 --> 00:56:22,911
Uh-uh-uh.

1106
00:56:22,913 --> 00:56:25,147
- Y'all know how we do.
- AUDIENCE: Yeah!

1107
00:56:25,149 --> 00:56:26,749
- It's double true.
- What?

1108
00:56:26,751 --> 00:56:28,851
'Cause if it's
your first time..

1109
00:56:28,853 --> 00:56:30,652
AUDIENCE: You gotta rhyme!

1110
00:56:32,590 --> 00:56:35,357
- What?
- Rap, Jenny.

1111
00:56:35,359 --> 00:56:37,993
- They want you to rap.
- I can't rap.
I'm a babysitter.

1112
00:56:37,995 --> 00:56:40,763
Just say something.
Anything.

1113
00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:45,601
LOLA: Just go.
Be creative.

1114
00:56:45,603 --> 00:56:47,169
Huh.

1115
00:56:47,171 --> 00:56:50,105
Hello.

1116
00:56:50,107 --> 00:56:53,675
My name is Jenny Parker.

1117
00:56:53,677 --> 00:56:54,610
( scratches )

1118
00:56:54,612 --> 00:56:57,579
And these kids are my...

1119
00:56:57,581 --> 00:57:00,416
Crew?

1120
00:57:00,418 --> 00:57:02,117
( hip-hop beat playing )

1121
00:57:02,119 --> 00:57:04,520
We're in a lot of trouble...

1122
00:57:04,522 --> 00:57:07,890
and I'm not sure what to do.

1123
00:57:07,892 --> 00:57:09,758
( feedback whines )

1124
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:13,195
See, it all started
when our phones made a switch.

1125
00:57:13,197 --> 00:57:16,598
Lola lied to the parents.

1126
00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:18,200
She's been a real witch.

1127
00:57:18,202 --> 00:57:19,735
AUDIENCE: Ooh!

1128
00:57:19,737 --> 00:57:21,970
Kid snuck out,
the kitchen caught fire.

1129
00:57:21,972 --> 00:57:24,606
The car got towed,
all because she's a liar.

1130
00:57:24,608 --> 00:57:27,242
♪ ♪

1131
00:57:27,244 --> 00:57:29,812
Now these bad guys
are chasing us.

1132
00:57:29,814 --> 00:57:31,647
We almost just died.

1133
00:57:31,649 --> 00:57:34,049
I got a tattoo.

1134
00:57:34,051 --> 00:57:37,453
Can you let
that one slide?

1135
00:57:37,455 --> 00:57:38,654
( feedback whines )

1136
00:57:40,057 --> 00:57:42,658
This girl is ruining
my life.

1137
00:57:42,660 --> 00:57:45,394
My job, my reputation.

1138
00:57:45,396 --> 00:57:49,064
And if we ever get home,
I'm gonna need a vacation.

1139
00:57:49,066 --> 00:57:50,799
AUDIENCE:
Yeah, tell it, girl!

1140
00:57:50,801 --> 00:57:53,735
But no matter what,
I won't be a quitter.

1141
00:57:53,737 --> 00:57:56,839
Gonna care for these kids,
'cause I'm the ba...by...sitter.

1142
00:57:56,841 --> 00:58:00,642
AUDIENCE: She ain't no quitter.
She's the babysitter.

1143
00:58:00,644 --> 00:58:03,445
- She ain't no quitter.
- AUDIENCE: She ain't
no quitter.

1144
00:58:03,447 --> 00:58:06,114
EMILY: Go out there, Lola,
show 'em what you got.

1145
00:58:06,116 --> 00:58:08,851
Yeah? She's really
good though.

1146
00:58:08,853 --> 00:58:10,352
You can do way better
than her.

1147
00:58:10,354 --> 00:58:12,421
- You think so?
- Yeah.

1148
00:58:12,423 --> 00:58:14,690
Come on.

1149
00:58:14,692 --> 00:58:16,158
AUDIENCE:
She's the babysitter.

1150
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:17,993
She's the babysitter...

1151
00:58:17,995 --> 00:58:20,362
Hold up just a minute,
that's not the straight scoop.

1152
00:58:20,364 --> 00:58:23,098
This girl's so uptight,
she's tied in a loop.

1153
00:58:23,100 --> 00:58:29,004
( laughing )
We got ourselves
a battle of the babysitters.

1154
00:58:32,776 --> 00:58:35,711
Let's rewind this movie
an hour or two.

1155
00:58:35,713 --> 00:58:37,980
The kid snuck out,
I didn't have a clue.

1156
00:58:37,982 --> 00:58:40,849
Yeah, that's true.

1157
00:58:42,686 --> 00:58:45,687
Okay, I admit it,
I don't follow rules.

1158
00:58:45,689 --> 00:58:48,524
I'm not good with kids,
I'm not good at school.

1159
00:58:48,526 --> 00:58:50,692
It wasn't my plan
to steal a car,

1160
00:58:50,694 --> 00:58:53,495
or end up in jail
or take it this far.

1161
00:58:53,497 --> 00:58:55,697
It's true I lied,
but nobody's died.

1162
00:58:55,699 --> 00:58:57,866
And these kids are having
an incredible ride.

1163
00:58:57,868 --> 00:59:00,569
You think you know it all,
but you don't know me.

1164
00:59:00,571 --> 00:59:02,871
See, I'm more than just
Miss Spelling Bee.

1165
00:59:02,873 --> 00:59:04,740
You want to be
a real artist,

1166
00:59:04,742 --> 00:59:06,208
take pictures, get gritty,

1167
00:59:06,210 --> 00:59:08,877
on your first night out
in the big, bad city.

1168
00:59:08,879 --> 00:59:11,580
- You're a cool girl, Jenny,
but I'm pretty cool, too.
- Go, Lola, go, Lola.

1169
00:59:11,582 --> 00:59:15,717
In fact, I'm just as great
a babysitter as you.

1170
00:59:15,719 --> 00:59:17,653
Ha!

1171
00:59:27,398 --> 00:59:30,098
She's right, I'm smart,
and I do follow rules.

1172
00:59:30,100 --> 00:59:32,868
I work real hard,
and I care about school.

1173
00:59:32,870 --> 00:59:35,003
There's a time for fun,
to let go and climb trees,

1174
00:59:35,005 --> 00:59:37,773
but I am a real artist;
everybody say cheese.

1175
00:59:37,775 --> 00:59:39,841
ALL: Cheese!

1176
00:59:39,843 --> 00:59:42,678
We ain't no quitters.

1177
00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:43,946
We're the babysitters.

1178
00:59:43,948 --> 00:59:47,182
They ain't no quitters.

1179
00:59:47,184 --> 00:59:49,952
They're the babysitters.
They're the babysitters.

1180
00:59:49,954 --> 00:59:52,254
They ain't no quitters.

1181
00:59:52,256 --> 00:59:54,690
They're the babysitters.

1182
00:59:54,692 --> 00:59:57,025
They ain't no quitters.

1183
00:59:57,027 --> 01:00:00,362
They're the babysitters.
They're the babysitters.

1184
01:00:00,364 --> 01:00:02,531
We ain't no quitters.

1185
01:00:02,533 --> 01:00:03,799
We're the babysitters.

1186
01:00:03,801 --> 01:00:05,100
That's right.

1187
01:00:05,102 --> 01:00:07,569
They ain't no quitters.

1188
01:00:07,571 --> 01:00:10,405
They're the babysitters,
they're the babysitters.

1189
01:00:10,407 --> 01:00:11,740
They ain't no quitters.

1190
01:00:11,742 --> 01:00:14,977
There they are.
Come on.

1191
01:00:14,979 --> 01:00:17,179
JENNY: Lola, they're here.
Look.

1192
01:00:18,782 --> 01:00:20,782
Peace out!
Let's go, guys.

1193
01:00:20,784 --> 01:00:23,619
- KATY: Well, good night.
- Come on, kids.

1194
01:00:25,956 --> 01:00:28,423
TINY: Move! Come on.

1195
01:00:28,425 --> 01:00:30,192
SCALPER: Out of the way.

1196
01:00:33,497 --> 01:00:35,797
Those are our kids.
Can we just...

1197
01:00:38,636 --> 01:00:40,802
Stop in your tracks.

1198
01:00:40,804 --> 01:00:43,839
'Cause you ain't goin' nowhere
till we get the facts!

1199
01:00:45,809 --> 01:00:47,209
Facts?

1200
01:00:49,246 --> 01:00:51,346
Jenny, you were great!

1201
01:00:51,348 --> 01:00:54,516
- That was amazing.
- I can't believe
I just did that.

1202
01:00:54,518 --> 01:00:56,351
See what happens
when you just let go?

1203
01:00:56,353 --> 01:00:57,519
The art just
starts to flow.

1204
01:00:57,521 --> 01:00:59,855
Well, speaking of flow,

1205
01:00:59,857 --> 01:01:02,190
we better get going before
these guys come out, all right?

1206
01:01:02,192 --> 01:01:04,326
Jenny, you were
way cool.

1207
01:01:04,328 --> 01:01:06,795
TREY: Not cool.
You were radical!

1208
01:01:06,797 --> 01:01:09,865
She didn't end
world hunger, people.

1209
01:01:11,035 --> 01:01:13,001
Yeah, I just
came on shift,

1210
01:01:13,003 --> 01:01:14,036
but let me check, okay?

1211
01:01:14,038 --> 01:01:16,004
Yeah, all right.

1212
01:01:16,006 --> 01:01:19,841
George, got any kids
locked up in the back,
or babysitters?

1213
01:01:19,843 --> 01:01:21,877
None yet.

1214
01:01:21,879 --> 01:01:23,512
We don't usually
lock up the children

1215
01:01:23,514 --> 01:01:27,015
- until after midnight.
- ( both laughing )

1216
01:01:29,853 --> 01:01:31,253
I'm sorry.

1217
01:01:34,058 --> 01:01:35,490
This was mama's
one night out.

1218
01:01:35,492 --> 01:01:37,259
Thanks, fellas.

1219
01:01:41,198 --> 01:01:44,566
- LOLA: That was really great.
I am so proud of you.
- JENNY: Thanks.

1220
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:52,941
Hey, you should
talk to Emily.
She seems pretty down.

1221
01:01:55,245 --> 01:01:59,081
Hey, um, I just wanted
to apologize about earlier

1222
01:01:59,083 --> 01:02:00,682
back at the police station.

1223
01:02:00,684 --> 01:02:01,883
Whatever.

1224
01:02:01,885 --> 01:02:04,052
Just forget it.

1225
01:02:04,054 --> 01:02:06,154
No, I won't forget it.

1226
01:02:06,156 --> 01:02:08,090
It's been an awful night,

1227
01:02:08,092 --> 01:02:09,925
but it's no excuse
to hurt your feelings.

1228
01:02:09,927 --> 01:02:12,027
You're not a child.

1229
01:02:12,029 --> 01:02:14,429
You're an amazing,
smart, cool girl.

1230
01:02:14,431 --> 01:02:17,065
No, I'm just a dork.

1231
01:02:17,067 --> 01:02:19,167
Nobody even knows
I exist.

1232
01:02:19,169 --> 01:02:21,436
I'm just
an invisible dork.

1233
01:02:21,438 --> 01:02:24,906
You're not invisible.
You're beautiful.

1234
01:02:24,908 --> 01:02:28,176
And you don't need
green hair or tattoos
to be noticed.

1235
01:02:28,178 --> 01:02:30,679
Just be your
awesome self.

1236
01:02:30,681 --> 01:02:32,814
I promise you,
it's enough.

1237
01:02:36,086 --> 01:02:39,688
If he doesn't
see that, then...

1238
01:02:39,690 --> 01:02:41,256
that's his loss.

1239
01:02:43,260 --> 01:02:46,194
Besides...

1240
01:02:48,766 --> 01:02:50,632
boys are dorks.

1241
01:02:50,634 --> 01:02:53,001
They are dorks.

1242
01:02:54,538 --> 01:02:56,104
Thanks, Jenny.

1243
01:02:58,709 --> 01:03:01,543
Um, Jenny.

1244
01:03:01,545 --> 01:03:04,946
I have something I should
probably tell you.

1245
01:03:04,948 --> 01:03:08,617
Maybe she meant
the North Park station.

1246
01:03:08,619 --> 01:03:10,619
- It's not that far--
- No, no, no.

1247
01:03:10,621 --> 01:03:12,120
Absolutely not.

1248
01:03:12,122 --> 01:03:14,322
Barry, I am tired,
I'm cold.

1249
01:03:14,324 --> 01:03:17,225
My feet are numb.

1250
01:03:20,297 --> 01:03:22,564
Barry, why didn't
you tell me

1251
01:03:22,566 --> 01:03:23,965
that I was wearing
two different shoes?

1252
01:03:23,967 --> 01:03:26,401
I thought it was
a fashion choice.

1253
01:03:26,403 --> 01:03:29,171
You called
your parents?!

1254
01:03:29,173 --> 01:03:32,007
- I'm sorry.
- She called the parents.

1255
01:03:32,009 --> 01:03:33,141
That's it, it's over.

1256
01:03:33,143 --> 01:03:34,676
BARRY: Taxi.

1257
01:03:36,513 --> 01:03:38,013
That girl looks
like Emily.

1258
01:03:40,751 --> 01:03:44,319
She's got green hair.
You're exhausted.

1259
01:03:44,321 --> 01:03:47,355
Emily, you have to
call them back and
tell them it was a prank.

1260
01:03:47,357 --> 01:03:48,490
Here, use mine.

1261
01:03:53,630 --> 01:03:55,931
- Come on.
- ( line ringing )

1262
01:03:55,933 --> 01:03:59,167
We'd have gotten back
faster if we walked.

1263
01:03:59,169 --> 01:04:01,136
Of course, we can't walk
because of my shoes.

1264
01:04:01,138 --> 01:04:03,505
Finally.
Maybe it's Jenny.

1265
01:04:03,507 --> 01:04:06,141
( phone buzzing )

1266
01:04:06,143 --> 01:04:08,276
L. Perez.
I don't know any L. Perez.

1267
01:04:08,278 --> 01:04:11,146
I'm not answering.
Stop.

1268
01:04:11,148 --> 01:04:13,448
<i>Hi, you've reached...</i>

1269
01:04:13,450 --> 01:04:16,218
- Didn't answer.
- Great. There goes that plan.

1270
01:04:16,220 --> 01:04:17,619
Can't you just
delete the message?

1271
01:04:17,621 --> 01:04:20,388
How? I don't
know the code.

1272
01:04:22,226 --> 01:04:24,025
Mom and Dad are at
the planetarium.

1273
01:04:24,027 --> 01:04:25,327
It's not that
far from here.

1274
01:04:25,329 --> 01:04:27,062
Yeah, let's just
sneak into the party,

1275
01:04:27,064 --> 01:04:28,997
find your mom's phone and delete
the message ourselves.

1276
01:04:28,999 --> 01:04:31,032
Ooh, sure, no problem,
MacGyver.

1277
01:04:31,034 --> 01:04:33,068
I'll just take out
the security guards

1278
01:04:33,070 --> 01:04:34,302
with my Taser gun,
and then,

1279
01:04:34,304 --> 01:04:36,404
Katy here can shimmy in
through the air ducts.

1280
01:04:36,406 --> 01:04:38,306
I'm not dressed
to shimmy.

1281
01:04:38,308 --> 01:04:40,709
Are you always
this negative?

1282
01:04:40,711 --> 01:04:42,878
You can't even consider
an idea that's a little
bit outside the box?

1283
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:45,413
Outside of the box?
You just got outside of jail.

1284
01:04:45,415 --> 01:04:47,215
Now you wanna
crash a gala?

1285
01:04:47,217 --> 01:04:48,884
Even if we could make it,
there's no chance

1286
01:04:48,886 --> 01:04:50,218
we'd get
the money in time.

1287
01:04:50,220 --> 01:04:53,889
Katy's three-star
party survival kit.

1288
01:04:53,891 --> 01:04:55,523
Mommy keeps
a hundred-dollar bill

1289
01:04:55,525 --> 01:04:57,826
- in her fancy coat pocket.
- Yes, Katy!

1290
01:04:57,828 --> 01:04:59,394
No, it's too dangerous.

1291
01:04:59,396 --> 01:05:01,496
Come on, Jenny.

1292
01:05:01,498 --> 01:05:03,832
There are moments in life
where you just have to
take a risk

1293
01:05:03,834 --> 01:05:06,101
and go for it.

1294
01:05:06,103 --> 01:05:08,603
This is one of
those moments.

1295
01:05:39,770 --> 01:05:41,937
What brings
you kids here?

1296
01:05:41,939 --> 01:05:44,105
We're going to steal
money from my mommy's...

1297
01:05:44,107 --> 01:05:46,207
Kids. They are so cute.

1298
01:05:46,209 --> 01:05:48,777
We're babysitters just taking
a little evening field trip

1299
01:05:48,779 --> 01:05:50,712
to the planetarium.

1300
01:05:50,714 --> 01:05:53,214
Field trip?
At this hour?

1301
01:05:53,216 --> 01:05:54,482
Dude, Jupiter's
at opposition.

1302
01:05:54,484 --> 01:05:56,751
Best time to observe it.

1303
01:05:56,753 --> 01:05:59,354
You're right.
You really know your stuff.

1304
01:06:02,592 --> 01:06:04,326
My mom's
a scientist.

1305
01:06:11,301 --> 01:06:12,567
Go, go.

1306
01:06:15,339 --> 01:06:16,304
Finally.

1307
01:06:16,306 --> 01:06:18,139
My people.

1308
01:06:19,810 --> 01:06:21,609
Lucky I wore diamonds.

1309
01:06:21,611 --> 01:06:24,279
No, Katy, you didn't.

1310
01:06:24,281 --> 01:06:26,815
Really?

1311
01:06:26,817 --> 01:06:29,484
It's Friday night.
What did you expect
me to wear, pearls?

1312
01:06:30,821 --> 01:06:34,022
- Hey, it's Mom.
- Where?

1313
01:06:36,159 --> 01:06:38,593
Oh, no, this is
a nightmare.

1314
01:06:38,595 --> 01:06:41,162
No, it's actually
a really good picture.
It's intense.

1315
01:06:41,164 --> 01:06:42,998
Not the picture.

1316
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:45,000
If she sees me, I'll never
get that recommendation letter.

1317
01:06:45,002 --> 01:06:47,602
How did you forget
the Andersons were
gonna be here tonight?

1318
01:06:47,604 --> 01:06:50,505
I didn't forget.
I have it right
here on this note.

1319
01:06:50,507 --> 01:06:52,707
Where's the note?

1320
01:06:52,709 --> 01:06:57,212
National Science Foundation
Celestial Ball.

1321
01:06:57,214 --> 01:06:59,514
This must be
our lucky night.

1322
01:07:01,852 --> 01:07:03,718
It sure is.

1323
01:07:08,291 --> 01:07:10,125
Ah, do you smell that?

1324
01:07:10,127 --> 01:07:11,760
Fresh oregano
and a hint of red pepper.

1325
01:07:13,196 --> 01:07:15,730
Jenny, coat room's
over there.

1326
01:07:20,637 --> 01:07:23,238
Everyone duck and cover.
Let's go.

1327
01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:24,572
Go!

1328
01:07:48,698 --> 01:07:50,765
And these are
my people.

1329
01:07:55,205 --> 01:07:57,839
Oh! I can't serve this.

1330
01:07:57,841 --> 01:07:59,507
It's original
creation.

1331
01:07:59,509 --> 01:08:02,110
<i>C'est magnifique.</i>

1332
01:08:02,112 --> 01:08:03,778
It's dog poop.

1333
01:08:03,780 --> 01:08:07,415
You are dog poop.

1334
01:08:09,886 --> 01:08:11,352
I quit!

1335
01:08:13,557 --> 01:08:16,691
( speaking French )

1336
01:08:16,693 --> 01:08:19,294
What's taking so long?
The guests are waiting
for dessert.

1337
01:08:19,296 --> 01:08:21,963
( stammering )

1338
01:08:25,535 --> 01:08:28,736
Okay, I'll distract
the coat check person,
Jenny, you find the coat.

1339
01:08:28,738 --> 01:08:30,305
Great, good. Okay.

1340
01:08:30,307 --> 01:08:31,773
Uh, everyone,
stay in here.

1341
01:08:31,775 --> 01:08:33,541
Trey, Emily,
keep an eye on the... kids.

1342
01:08:33,543 --> 01:08:35,443
Where's Bobby?

1343
01:08:39,549 --> 01:08:41,549
I need sea salt
and Mexican chocolate.

1344
01:08:41,551 --> 01:08:42,951
Freshly grated,
of course.

1345
01:08:42,953 --> 01:08:44,486
Who are you?

1346
01:08:44,488 --> 01:08:46,988
Assistant pastry chef,
dude... sir.

1347
01:08:46,990 --> 01:08:50,158
Hurry. Go!

1348
01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:51,559
Sea salt!

1349
01:08:53,096 --> 01:08:54,462
Oh, my gosh,
what's he doing?

1350
01:08:54,464 --> 01:08:56,464
It's fine; let the kid
do his thing.

1351
01:08:56,466 --> 01:08:58,266
We gotta buy some time.

1352
01:08:58,268 --> 01:09:00,768
- I wanna go
to the party, too.
- Absolutely not, Katy.

1353
01:09:00,770 --> 01:09:05,240
Do you remember what my mommy's
fancy coat looks like?

1354
01:09:05,242 --> 01:09:08,076
You're good.
Let's go.

1355
01:09:09,579 --> 01:09:11,212
Sea salt!

1356
01:09:14,351 --> 01:09:16,951
Thank you.

1357
01:09:16,953 --> 01:09:20,522
I can't believe you thought
our kids were in the city jail.

1358
01:09:20,524 --> 01:09:24,359
Let's just get our coats
and go home.

1359
01:09:24,361 --> 01:09:25,760
- It's Mommy.
- Katy.

1360
01:09:25,762 --> 01:09:27,495
It's your kids, too.

1361
01:09:27,497 --> 01:09:29,364
It's Jenny.

1362
01:09:29,366 --> 01:09:30,832
Where?

1363
01:09:30,834 --> 01:09:33,201
No, she's not
here, Barry.

1364
01:09:33,203 --> 01:09:35,036
I mean, Jenny is
babysitting.

1365
01:09:35,038 --> 01:09:37,338
She's the most responsible
babysitter in the world.

1366
01:09:37,340 --> 01:09:39,941
If anything was wrong,
she would've called us.

1367
01:09:39,943 --> 01:09:42,777
Jenny.
There it is.

1368
01:09:44,147 --> 01:09:46,014
- Oh, no!
- She's coming!

1369
01:09:54,357 --> 01:09:56,224
BARRY: I still
wanna go home.

1370
01:09:56,226 --> 01:09:59,360
Fine. Go home.

1371
01:09:59,362 --> 01:10:01,162
I'm going
to get dessert.

1372
01:10:01,164 --> 01:10:02,597
You do that.

1373
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:06,201
I have to eat
dessert now.

1374
01:10:06,203 --> 01:10:07,902
Great. There goes
our cash.

1375
01:10:07,904 --> 01:10:09,704
Why don't we just
go get it?

1376
01:10:09,706 --> 01:10:11,773
Oh, I don't know.
Maybe the Coopers
will recognize me.

1377
01:10:15,245 --> 01:10:17,245
But...

1378
01:10:18,381 --> 01:10:21,549
But what?

1379
01:10:21,551 --> 01:10:23,518
Uh, I never wear heels.

1380
01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:26,554
It's easy, you just
stand on your toes.

1381
01:10:26,556 --> 01:10:28,389
Okay.

1382
01:10:28,391 --> 01:10:29,924
How do I look?

1383
01:10:29,926 --> 01:10:32,493
Almost. Not quite.
Come here.

1384
01:10:38,535 --> 01:10:40,835
Okay.

1385
01:10:40,837 --> 01:10:42,770
Here we go.

1386
01:10:42,772 --> 01:10:45,607
No, no, there's no way
I'm doing this.

1387
01:10:45,609 --> 01:10:48,042
- This is never gonna--
- Come on, Lola.

1388
01:10:48,044 --> 01:10:52,046
There are moments in life
when you just have to take
a risk and go for it.

1389
01:10:52,048 --> 01:10:55,283
This is one of
those moments.

1390
01:10:59,122 --> 01:11:00,521
No.

1391
01:11:01,925 --> 01:11:03,691
Absolutely not.

1392
01:11:06,296 --> 01:11:07,695
Even worse.

1393
01:11:07,697 --> 01:11:10,231
- What is this?
- Celery leaf.

1394
01:11:10,233 --> 01:11:12,867
I don't ever wanna
see this again.

1395
01:11:12,869 --> 01:11:16,971
Will somebody bring me
something innovative?

1396
01:11:18,108 --> 01:11:19,540
Innovative!

1397
01:11:32,489 --> 01:11:34,122
That's it!

1398
01:11:39,663 --> 01:11:42,263
Crushed seaweed.
It's so innovative.

1399
01:11:42,265 --> 01:11:44,599
I hear he's from
the Culinary Institute.
Some sort of prodigy.

1400
01:11:44,601 --> 01:11:47,635
It's all about
the perfect ingredient.

1401
01:11:47,637 --> 01:11:49,570
It sure is, kid.

1402
01:11:51,675 --> 01:11:54,008
Can I help you,
gentlemen?

1403
01:11:54,010 --> 01:11:56,311
Yeah, you see some kids
come in here?

1404
01:11:56,313 --> 01:11:58,446
Who wants to know?

1405
01:11:58,448 --> 01:12:00,481
Uh...

1406
01:12:00,483 --> 01:12:01,683
We're their uncles.

1407
01:12:01,685 --> 01:12:04,786
Their parents sent us
to pick them up.

1408
01:12:04,788 --> 01:12:07,221
I think you better
wait here.

1409
01:12:12,162 --> 01:12:13,695
Hey!

1410
01:12:13,697 --> 01:12:16,130
Yeah, this is Eugene
in the lobby.

1411
01:12:16,132 --> 01:12:19,033
I got two suspicious subjects
heading into Sky Pavilion.

1412
01:12:19,035 --> 01:12:21,536
I may need back-up.

1413
01:12:29,145 --> 01:12:31,913
( British accent )
Hello, darling. Lovely party.

1414
01:12:43,860 --> 01:12:45,526
Where is she?

1415
01:12:45,528 --> 01:12:47,128
Look at all the dresses.

1416
01:12:48,832 --> 01:12:52,533
( British accent )
Hello, all.
Fabulous gala.

1417
01:12:52,535 --> 01:12:56,237
Oh, what about
that piano player?

1418
01:12:56,239 --> 01:12:58,673
Wasn't that "Fur Elise"
he was playing earlier?

1419
01:12:58,675 --> 01:13:00,975
I don't know.

1420
01:13:00,977 --> 01:13:03,911
All I know is
this mousse is incredible.

1421
01:13:07,217 --> 01:13:09,016
Oh, there's Lola.

1422
01:13:09,018 --> 01:13:10,918
Tastes good.

1423
01:13:14,657 --> 01:13:15,823
Let me see.

1424
01:13:17,660 --> 01:13:19,560
- KATY: She looks so pretty.
- JENNY: Thanks to you.

1425
01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:25,600
Oh, I love your earrings.

1426
01:13:25,602 --> 01:13:27,568
My husband gave me a pair
just like that.

1427
01:13:27,570 --> 01:13:30,671
He told me they were
one of a kind.

1428
01:13:30,673 --> 01:13:32,573
That's what
I was told.

1429
01:13:32,575 --> 01:13:34,409
These were a gift
from my boyfriend.

1430
01:13:34,411 --> 01:13:36,711
He's a police officer,
a rookie.

1431
01:13:36,713 --> 01:13:38,112
So handsome.

1432
01:13:38,114 --> 01:13:39,680
How nice.

1433
01:13:39,682 --> 01:13:42,683
Oh, I adore your coat.

1434
01:13:42,685 --> 01:13:44,619
Is this real wool?

1435
01:13:44,621 --> 01:13:47,755
No, it's cashmere.
That's what you told me.

1436
01:13:47,757 --> 01:13:49,123
Clumsy me.
I'll get it.

1437
01:13:49,125 --> 01:13:50,758
That's what it says
on the tag.

1438
01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:52,693
Okay, fine, so they're not
one of a kind.

1439
01:13:52,695 --> 01:13:54,729
- You don't have to
lie about it.
- I didn't.

1440
01:13:54,731 --> 01:13:56,764
I swear, honey.

1441
01:13:56,766 --> 01:13:59,033
You know what, it's fine,
I don't care.

1442
01:13:59,035 --> 01:14:01,903
Let's just have fun.
I wanna enjoy what's
left of the evening.

1443
01:14:01,905 --> 01:14:03,471
This dessert,
it's a lot of fun.

1444
01:14:03,473 --> 01:14:05,239
Well, if you'll
excuse me.

1445
01:14:05,241 --> 01:14:07,842
Nature calls.
Toodles.

1446
01:14:13,983 --> 01:14:16,150
- Give me the camera.
- This is not mine.

1447
01:14:23,660 --> 01:14:26,127
You brought the ferret!

1448
01:14:26,129 --> 01:14:28,830
I ain't leavin'
100 grand in the car.

1449
01:14:28,832 --> 01:14:30,865
We gotta stop him
before he gets away.

1450
01:14:33,470 --> 01:14:35,436
- Oh, sorry.
- Nice party.

1451
01:14:35,438 --> 01:14:37,104
( people screaming )

1452
01:14:37,106 --> 01:14:39,740
TINY: Come here, buddy.
Come on.

1453
01:14:43,646 --> 01:14:46,514
Hey, hey, hey, hey!

1454
01:14:46,516 --> 01:14:48,316
Oh, come here.

1455
01:14:48,318 --> 01:14:49,851
You little ferret,
come here.

1456
01:14:49,853 --> 01:14:51,819
Come here.
Come to Tiny.

1457
01:14:51,821 --> 01:14:54,188
Come to Tiny.

1458
01:15:04,834 --> 01:15:08,603
( notes playing
discordantly )

1459
01:15:15,879 --> 01:15:17,445
Oh, my God!

1460
01:15:19,682 --> 01:15:22,717
- There he goes. Yay!
- He's on my foot.

1461
01:15:22,719 --> 01:15:24,352
He's on my foot,
he's on my foot.

1462
01:15:24,354 --> 01:15:25,586
He's on my foot.

1463
01:15:37,867 --> 01:15:39,901
I hope we're not
missing anything.

1464
01:15:39,903 --> 01:15:42,570
What?

1465
01:15:42,572 --> 01:15:44,872
Nothing.
Crouton?

1466
01:15:50,346 --> 01:15:53,714
So... why did you want
to do that to your hair?

1467
01:15:53,716 --> 01:15:55,917
I don't know.

1468
01:15:55,919 --> 01:15:57,718
Because.

1469
01:15:57,720 --> 01:16:00,254
I'm... boring.

1470
01:16:00,256 --> 01:16:01,522
You're not boring.

1471
01:16:01,524 --> 01:16:02,757
Yes, I am.

1472
01:16:02,759 --> 01:16:05,226
No, you're not.

1473
01:16:05,228 --> 01:16:07,828
Tell you the truth,
I think you're pretty cool.

1474
01:16:07,830 --> 01:16:09,730
You do?

1475
01:16:09,732 --> 01:16:11,432
Yeah.

1476
01:16:11,434 --> 01:16:13,200
Your music's
what's boring.

1477
01:16:13,202 --> 01:16:16,037
- It is not.
- Yeah, it is.

1478
01:16:16,039 --> 01:16:17,204
Yours is boring.

1479
01:16:17,206 --> 01:16:19,407
Come on, guys.
Time to go.

1480
01:16:19,409 --> 01:16:20,741
- Time to go.
- We got the money.
Come on.

1481
01:16:20,743 --> 01:16:23,210
A.J., let's go,
come on.

1482
01:16:23,212 --> 01:16:25,846
I'm gonna get you
when we get out.

1483
01:16:25,848 --> 01:16:27,381
If you could drive
more than five
miles an hour...

1484
01:16:27,383 --> 01:16:29,350
You just had to let
the ferret get away.

1485
01:16:29,352 --> 01:16:31,786
- Hey, isn't that...
- ( arguing continues )

1486
01:16:31,788 --> 01:16:33,688
It's a long story.
No time. Come on.

1487
01:16:40,129 --> 01:16:43,297
Uh-huh. A big, fat man
named Tiny,

1488
01:16:43,299 --> 01:16:45,366
a tall, skinny guy
in a hood,

1489
01:16:45,368 --> 01:16:47,134
and a rare
sapphire ferret.

1490
01:16:47,136 --> 01:16:48,569
MAN:<i> Yeah, can you</i>
<i>believe that?</i>

1491
01:16:48,571 --> 01:16:50,171
Yeah, actually,
I do believe you.

1492
01:16:51,307 --> 01:16:53,874
( kids laughing )

1493
01:16:53,876 --> 01:16:56,644
LOLA: We did it!
I can't believe it.

1494
01:16:56,646 --> 01:16:59,880
And with an extra 20 bucks
to get to the tow yard.

1495
01:16:59,882 --> 01:17:01,949
How did you get
an extra 20?

1496
01:17:01,951 --> 01:17:04,251
Smart babysitters
check both pockets.

1497
01:17:04,253 --> 01:17:07,221
Nice going.
You know, we actually
make a pretty good team.

1498
01:17:07,223 --> 01:17:08,556
- We do, don't we?
- Wait.

1499
01:17:11,728 --> 01:17:13,794
You know, I really
underestimated you, Jen.

1500
01:17:13,796 --> 01:17:16,797
Underneath all this
stifled perfection,

1501
01:17:16,799 --> 01:17:19,100
- there's a really
cool chick.
- Thanks, Lola.

1502
01:17:19,102 --> 01:17:21,235
Yeah, I can totally see
why that guy asked you
to the concert.

1503
01:17:21,237 --> 01:17:23,004
It makes so much
sense now.

1504
01:17:23,006 --> 01:17:25,239
What... guy?

1505
01:17:25,241 --> 01:17:28,843
Uh, uh, I think
his name was Zeke.

1506
01:17:28,845 --> 01:17:31,646
- Zac.
- Yeah, uh...
Sounds about right.

1507
01:17:31,648 --> 01:17:33,447
Zac Chase invited me
to a concert?

1508
01:17:33,449 --> 01:17:35,950
How could you
not tell me?

1509
01:17:35,952 --> 01:17:37,952
- I forgot.
- You forgot.

1510
01:17:37,954 --> 01:17:40,254
That was only the single
most important phone call

1511
01:17:40,256 --> 01:17:42,523
of my life.
What did you say?

1512
01:17:42,525 --> 01:17:45,459
Uh, not much.

1513
01:17:45,461 --> 01:17:49,030
Uh, I might've implied
that you possibly

1514
01:17:49,032 --> 01:17:51,298
weren't interested in him.

1515
01:17:51,300 --> 01:17:53,501
What?

1516
01:17:53,503 --> 01:17:55,169
Why would you
do that?

1517
01:17:55,171 --> 01:17:57,838
I was distracted.

1518
01:17:57,840 --> 01:17:59,974
You saw how cute
Officer James is.

1519
01:17:59,976 --> 01:18:01,842
I'm sorry, Jenny,
I didn't mean to...

1520
01:18:01,844 --> 01:18:03,811
That's great.
That's great because

1521
01:18:03,813 --> 01:18:05,980
now he's there with
Dominique Cassidy.

1522
01:18:05,982 --> 01:18:07,982
That should've been me
at that concert.

1523
01:18:07,984 --> 01:18:09,984
Maybe it's not
too late.

1524
01:18:09,986 --> 01:18:11,952
Of course it's too late.

1525
01:18:11,954 --> 01:18:14,321
That show is almost over,
and now, we have to get the car

1526
01:18:14,323 --> 01:18:15,623
and get back home.

1527
01:18:15,625 --> 01:18:17,358
Just forget it.

1528
01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:19,126
No, I won't.
Taxi!

1529
01:18:19,128 --> 01:18:21,796
- Taxi!
- What are you doing?

1530
01:18:21,798 --> 01:18:23,898
The right thing.
You guys, come on, let's go.

1531
01:18:23,900 --> 01:18:26,500
Come on, there's still
time if we hurry.

1532
01:18:26,502 --> 01:18:29,704
You don't have to worry about
those guys anymore, buddy.

1533
01:18:29,706 --> 01:18:32,673
- I'm gonna get you home.
- ( chittering )

1534
01:18:32,675 --> 01:18:36,243
You guys won't be kidnapping
any more exotic animals
where you're going.

1535
01:18:36,245 --> 01:18:38,579
Hey, Hal, I have
a message from
the security company.

1536
01:18:38,581 --> 01:18:41,148
They said the alarm
went off at the house earlier,

1537
01:18:41,150 --> 01:18:43,818
- and the babysitter's
not answering.
- Try the home phone.

1538
01:18:43,820 --> 01:18:48,556
( phone ringing )

1539
01:18:51,594 --> 01:18:55,996
( ringing continues )

1540
01:19:03,840 --> 01:19:06,240
Wait, wait.

1541
01:19:06,242 --> 01:19:08,109
We don't even
have tickets.

1542
01:19:08,111 --> 01:19:10,244
Just let me
handle this, okay?

1543
01:19:10,246 --> 01:19:12,847
Just for once,
trust me.

1544
01:19:12,849 --> 01:19:14,682
- Hi.
- Ticket.

1545
01:19:14,684 --> 01:19:18,452
No, but what's it
gonna take to get
all of us in?

1546
01:19:20,356 --> 01:19:22,957
You know you can't
take your camera in, right?

1547
01:19:24,060 --> 01:19:26,527
Give it to me,
and I'll let you all in.

1548
01:19:29,966 --> 01:19:32,099
Right. Right, yeah.

1549
01:19:32,101 --> 01:19:33,634
Of course. Yeah.

1550
01:19:33,636 --> 01:19:35,736
I'll just take
the memory card.

1551
01:19:35,738 --> 01:19:38,305
No, no. Stop.

1552
01:19:38,307 --> 01:19:41,308
You can't do that.
That means too much
to you, Lola.

1553
01:19:41,310 --> 01:19:44,678
Yes, I can.

1554
01:19:51,454 --> 01:19:53,821
Let's go, guys.

1555
01:19:56,993 --> 01:19:58,626
Okay, go get
your guy, Jen.

1556
01:20:01,130 --> 01:20:04,965
Uh, guys, I can't
go in like this.

1557
01:20:04,967 --> 01:20:06,333
I'm a mess.

1558
01:20:06,335 --> 01:20:09,069
I'm on it. Okay.

1559
01:20:09,071 --> 01:20:10,504
Come on.

1560
01:20:10,506 --> 01:20:12,940
Emily, Trey, watch the kids.
Nobody move.

1561
01:20:12,942 --> 01:20:15,109
- You bet.
- Got it.

1562
01:20:15,111 --> 01:20:17,578
Trust me. I know
what to do.

1563
01:20:17,580 --> 01:20:19,413
( muffled rock music
plays )

1564
01:20:19,415 --> 01:20:21,816
- What do we do?
- Jacket.

1565
01:20:21,818 --> 01:20:23,617
- Sweater.
- Sweater. Hands up.

1566
01:20:23,619 --> 01:20:25,452
Sweater.

1567
01:20:25,454 --> 01:20:27,822
- Tie your shirt.
- Tie the shirt.

1568
01:20:31,861 --> 01:20:33,027
What else,
mastermind?

1569
01:20:33,029 --> 01:20:37,731
♪ ♪

1570
01:20:40,803 --> 01:20:42,403
Gorgeous.

1571
01:20:46,442 --> 01:20:48,042
Ta-da!

1572
01:20:48,044 --> 01:20:49,610
You look great!

1573
01:20:49,612 --> 01:20:51,111
What do you guys
think?

1574
01:20:51,113 --> 01:20:53,948
( all exclaiming )

1575
01:20:53,950 --> 01:20:56,183
- Nice job.
- Yeah, really.

1576
01:20:56,185 --> 01:20:58,152
You look amazing.

1577
01:20:58,154 --> 01:20:59,720
Have fun.

1578
01:21:01,157 --> 01:21:02,957
I don't think
I can do this.

1579
01:21:02,959 --> 01:21:04,325
Yes, you can.

1580
01:21:04,327 --> 01:21:06,727
Just look at everything
you did tonight.

1581
01:21:06,729 --> 01:21:09,230
You risked your life,
you went to jail,

1582
01:21:09,232 --> 01:21:12,199
you stole a car,
rapped onstage,

1583
01:21:12,201 --> 01:21:16,036
you crashed a gala
and fought off criminals.

1584
01:21:16,038 --> 01:21:18,072
Talking to a boy
will be easy.

1585
01:21:18,074 --> 01:21:20,374
Yeah.

1586
01:21:20,376 --> 01:21:22,243
Yeah, I guess
you're right.

1587
01:21:22,245 --> 01:21:23,844
Thanks, Lola.

1588
01:21:23,846 --> 01:21:27,915
Of course.
Now go get him.

1589
01:21:27,917 --> 01:21:29,683
MUSICIAN: Thank you.
Good night!

1590
01:21:29,685 --> 01:21:31,085
It's over.
What do I do?

1591
01:21:31,087 --> 01:21:33,087
Go. Go get him, Jenny!

1592
01:21:33,089 --> 01:21:35,256
Go! Just go find him.

1593
01:21:35,258 --> 01:21:37,391
Go. He's in there
somewhere.

1594
01:21:40,263 --> 01:21:42,096
Zac.

1595
01:21:42,098 --> 01:21:43,831
Zac!

1596
01:21:45,835 --> 01:21:47,101
Zac!

1597
01:21:49,272 --> 01:21:50,304
Zac Chase?

1598
01:21:52,909 --> 01:21:54,275
Zac!

1599
01:21:54,277 --> 01:21:56,610
Jenny?

1600
01:21:56,612 --> 01:21:58,913
- What are you
doing here?
- Looking for you.

1601
01:21:58,915 --> 01:22:00,781
Me? But you told me
to get lost.

1602
01:22:00,783 --> 01:22:03,050
No, it wasn't me.
Someone else had my phone.

1603
01:22:03,052 --> 01:22:04,785
I would've said yes.

1604
01:22:04,787 --> 01:22:06,520
You would?

1605
01:22:06,522 --> 01:22:07,955
Wait, don't move!

1606
01:22:07,957 --> 01:22:11,091
Sorry. Excuse me.
Sorry, sorry.

1607
01:22:11,093 --> 01:22:12,426
Hold on, Jen.

1608
01:22:16,966 --> 01:22:19,300
Hi.

1609
01:22:19,302 --> 01:22:21,568
Hi.

1610
01:22:21,570 --> 01:22:24,772
You look beautiful.

1611
01:22:24,774 --> 01:22:26,941
Thank you.

1612
01:22:26,943 --> 01:22:28,876
Thanks.

1613
01:22:28,878 --> 01:22:31,278
I really have to go.

1614
01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:33,147
But you just got here.

1615
01:22:33,149 --> 01:22:36,250
I know. It's a long story...

1616
01:22:36,252 --> 01:22:38,118
and a long night.

1617
01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:39,954
I just wanted you
to know the truth.

1618
01:22:39,956 --> 01:22:42,122
And I really
have to go now.

1619
01:22:42,124 --> 01:22:43,123
Then I'll come with you.

1620
01:22:43,125 --> 01:22:44,892
But what about Dominique?

1621
01:22:44,894 --> 01:22:48,562
Dominique? No, she
left early with her boyfriend.

1622
01:22:48,564 --> 01:22:51,265
She has a boyfriend?

1623
01:22:51,267 --> 01:22:53,133
KIDS: Jenny. Jenny!

1624
01:22:53,135 --> 01:22:55,202
- Jenny.
- Jenny!

1625
01:22:57,139 --> 01:22:59,173
Jenny, I got a missed call
from the Andersons,

1626
01:22:59,175 --> 01:23:00,841
but I thought we should
listen to the message together.

1627
01:23:00,843 --> 01:23:02,376
All right. Put it
on speaker.

1628
01:23:05,848 --> 01:23:08,082
Hi, guys.
This is Zac.

1629
01:23:08,084 --> 01:23:10,351
Oh, I forgot to tell you.
I'm sort of babysitting.

1630
01:23:10,353 --> 01:23:12,419
Wow. Their parents must
really trust you

1631
01:23:12,421 --> 01:23:14,154
to take their kids
into the city.

1632
01:23:14,156 --> 01:23:16,657
Okay, guys,
here it is.

1633
01:23:16,659 --> 01:23:18,359
<i>Lola, the security company</i>
<i>called.</i>

1634
01:23:18,361 --> 01:23:20,027
<i>The alarm went off earlier,</i>

1635
01:23:20,029 --> 01:23:21,328
<i>no one's answering</i>
<i>at the house,</i>

1636
01:23:21,330 --> 01:23:23,263
<i>and we just heard from</i>
<i>the Coopers</i>

1637
01:23:23,265 --> 01:23:25,199
<i>who are looking for</i>
<i>their kids in the city jail.</i>

1638
01:23:25,201 --> 01:23:27,201
<i>- We're on our way home.</i>
- I knew it.

1639
01:23:27,203 --> 01:23:29,937
I knew this would happen.
I knew we would've
been home by now

1640
01:23:29,939 --> 01:23:31,605
if I hadn't broken
the most important
rule of all.

1641
01:23:31,607 --> 01:23:33,207
You never put a boy
before kids.

1642
01:23:35,945 --> 01:23:38,846
No, it's my fault.
I talked you into it.

1643
01:23:38,848 --> 01:23:40,514
I practically forced you.

1644
01:23:40,516 --> 01:23:42,616
I never should've
taken this job.

1645
01:23:42,618 --> 01:23:44,385
I thought babysitting
was the easiest job
in the world,

1646
01:23:44,387 --> 01:23:46,220
but it's not.

1647
01:23:46,222 --> 01:23:47,855
Jenny, I'll take
full responsibility.

1648
01:23:47,857 --> 01:23:49,356
I'll tell the truth.

1649
01:23:49,358 --> 01:23:51,792
You didn't recommend me,
we're not friends.

1650
01:23:51,794 --> 01:23:54,461
I lied about everything.

1651
01:23:54,463 --> 01:23:57,331
Let's just turn
ourselves in.

1652
01:23:57,333 --> 01:23:59,833
For once, I agree with you.

1653
01:23:59,835 --> 01:24:02,202
- Now just wait
one minute.
- Yeah.

1654
01:24:02,204 --> 01:24:06,240
We've spent the whole night
listening to you two
argue and whine.

1655
01:24:06,242 --> 01:24:08,642
But you two aren't
the only ones with
something to lose.

1656
01:24:08,644 --> 01:24:11,045
- We're not?
- Hello!

1657
01:24:11,047 --> 01:24:12,679
I snuck out
to a concert.

1658
01:24:12,681 --> 01:24:14,848
I skated off
in the city by myself.

1659
01:24:14,850 --> 01:24:16,717
I used the stove.
Started a fire.

1660
01:24:16,719 --> 01:24:18,252
Impersonated a chef.

1661
01:24:18,254 --> 01:24:21,422
I took my mommy's
favorite diamond earrings.

1662
01:24:21,424 --> 01:24:23,223
I dyed my hair green,
got a tattoo,

1663
01:24:23,225 --> 01:24:25,726
and told my parents
we were in jail.

1664
01:24:25,728 --> 01:24:29,396
- I'm sorry, guys.
- Yeah, me, too.

1665
01:24:29,398 --> 01:24:31,065
There's no way
we'll make it.

1666
01:24:31,067 --> 01:24:33,967
Not if we don't try.

1667
01:24:37,106 --> 01:24:39,073
BOTH: We ain't no quitters.

1668
01:24:39,075 --> 01:24:41,708
Uh, we're the babysitters.

1669
01:24:41,710 --> 01:24:44,912
- All right, Zac,
how big is your car?
- Let's go.

1670
01:24:44,914 --> 01:24:47,114
How long do you think
it'll take to get
to the tow yard?

1671
01:24:51,420 --> 01:24:53,454
Wait! Wait, stop!

1672
01:24:53,456 --> 01:24:55,055
( kids yelling )

1673
01:24:55,057 --> 01:24:57,758
KATY: Our mom's gonna be
so mad at us. Come on.

1674
01:24:59,428 --> 01:25:00,727
Just wait.

1675
01:25:00,729 --> 01:25:02,262
Wait. We're here.
Hey, lady.

1676
01:25:02,264 --> 01:25:04,865
We're closed.
Come back tomorrow.

1677
01:25:04,867 --> 01:25:06,867
We have the money.
Just give us the car.
We'll be on our way.

1678
01:25:06,869 --> 01:25:08,235
Look, girlie...

1679
01:25:08,237 --> 01:25:10,270
I'm tired,
my feet hurt,

1680
01:25:10,272 --> 01:25:12,139
and my truck
has a flat.

1681
01:25:12,141 --> 01:25:14,942
I've had
a really long night.

1682
01:25:14,944 --> 01:25:16,577
<i>You've</i> had a long night?!

1683
01:25:16,579 --> 01:25:19,179
Yeah, so don't
mess with Trixie.

1684
01:25:20,649 --> 01:25:22,950
Don't mess with
the babysitter.

1685
01:25:24,320 --> 01:25:25,385
ALL: Yeah!

1686
01:25:29,492 --> 01:25:31,725
- Everyone's buckled
up, right?
- KIDS: Yes!

1687
01:25:31,727 --> 01:25:35,062
Okay, cool, we gotta get
home before your parents
do, so hold on.

1688
01:25:45,774 --> 01:25:47,941
HAL: Slowest valet
in the city.

1689
01:25:47,943 --> 01:25:49,476
Finally!

1690
01:25:49,478 --> 01:25:51,812
- They could stand
to hire some more help.
- I know.

1691
01:26:00,956 --> 01:26:02,523
All right, kiddies,
we gotta move.

1692
01:26:02,525 --> 01:26:04,358
Trey, I need you
to get the hose,
rinse off the car.

1693
01:26:04,360 --> 01:26:06,493
I'll put it in
the garage later.

1694
01:26:06,495 --> 01:26:08,629
Everybody else, get inside,
get on your pajamas fast.
Let's go!

1695
01:26:08,631 --> 01:26:10,931
Ready?

1696
01:26:12,601 --> 01:26:15,169
Oh... my gosh.

1697
01:26:15,171 --> 01:26:18,138
( kids exclaiming )

1698
01:26:18,140 --> 01:26:21,208
- Look at those bubbles!
- Mom is going to freak out!

1699
01:26:21,210 --> 01:26:22,676
KATY: Lady Marmalade!

1700
01:26:24,380 --> 01:26:27,514
Okay, Emily, get that dog
into a tub and start scrubbing,

1701
01:26:27,516 --> 01:26:29,516
and scrub your head
and arms while you're at it.

1702
01:26:29,518 --> 01:26:31,652
Jenny, Katy, get some towels,
start mopping up those suds.

1703
01:26:31,654 --> 01:26:33,654
Bobby, A.J.,
we're on kitchen duty.

1704
01:26:33,656 --> 01:26:35,889
Everybody, go, go, go!
Now, now, now!

1705
01:26:40,229 --> 01:26:42,062
HELEN: How long will
it take us to get home?

1706
01:26:42,064 --> 01:26:44,631
HAL: We'll be home in
15 minutes, tops.

1707
01:26:44,633 --> 01:26:47,968
♪ ♪

1708
01:27:02,418 --> 01:27:04,484
- The car's done.
- Dog duty upstairs.

1709
01:27:07,656 --> 01:27:11,959
♪ ♪

1710
01:27:27,676 --> 01:27:30,077
- Wow!
- Check her out.

1711
01:27:30,079 --> 01:27:33,080
( all exclaiming )

1712
01:27:34,617 --> 01:27:36,216
Jenny, you guys
better get going.

1713
01:27:36,218 --> 01:27:38,518
Everyone else, upstairs
and in bed. Got it?

1714
01:27:38,520 --> 01:27:41,622
All right.
What?

1715
01:27:41,624 --> 01:27:44,858
Well, we just
wanted to say...

1716
01:27:44,860 --> 01:27:47,728
We think you're both
awesome babysitters.

1717
01:27:47,730 --> 01:27:50,697
Yeah. This has been
the coolest night of our lives.

1718
01:27:50,699 --> 01:27:52,699
- For sure.
- Absolutely.

1719
01:27:52,701 --> 01:27:54,401
I met my hero.

1720
01:27:54,403 --> 01:27:56,770
I finally found
my perfect ingredient.

1721
01:27:56,772 --> 01:27:59,239
I went to my first gala.

1722
01:27:59,241 --> 01:28:01,608
I missed the concert,
but this has been

1723
01:28:01,610 --> 01:28:03,477
the best night
of my life.

1724
01:28:03,479 --> 01:28:05,879
Yeah. Ours, too.

1725
01:28:05,881 --> 01:28:07,547
Yeah.

1726
01:28:07,549 --> 01:28:08,649
( giggles )

1727
01:28:13,622 --> 01:28:15,956
Okay, you freaks, everybody
get out of here already.

1728
01:28:15,958 --> 01:28:17,457
Go, go, go, go, go, go!

1729
01:28:19,461 --> 01:28:21,962
- JENNY: Buckled up?
- KIDS: Yeah.

1730
01:28:21,964 --> 01:28:23,397
Let's get going.

1731
01:28:27,736 --> 01:28:29,970
HELEN: The house isn't on fire.
So far, so good.

1732
01:28:38,347 --> 01:28:40,614
Now don't tell anyone,
Lady Marmalade.

1733
01:28:40,616 --> 01:28:41,682
( barks )

1734
01:28:41,684 --> 01:28:43,750
( Helen and Hal
speaking indistinctly )

1735
01:28:45,654 --> 01:28:47,521
- Hi!
- Hi.

1736
01:28:47,523 --> 01:28:49,289
You guys are home
so soon.

1737
01:28:49,291 --> 01:28:50,590
Is everything okay?

1738
01:28:50,592 --> 01:28:52,959
Couldn't be better,
Helen.

1739
01:28:52,961 --> 01:28:55,696
- Your children
are angels.
- ( relieved sigh )

1740
01:28:55,698 --> 01:28:58,498
Jenny, thank you again
so much for everything.

1741
01:28:58,500 --> 01:29:00,367
We really hope
your night of babysitting

1742
01:29:00,369 --> 01:29:02,169
wasn't as much trouble
as mine.

1743
01:29:02,171 --> 01:29:05,038
( laughs )
No. No trouble at all.

1744
01:29:09,478 --> 01:29:11,545
( siren wailing )

1745
01:29:17,553 --> 01:29:19,553
No!

1746
01:29:19,555 --> 01:29:21,555
Officer, I don't think
I was speeding,

1747
01:29:21,557 --> 01:29:23,690
but if I was,
there's a very
good reason.

1748
01:29:23,692 --> 01:29:25,158
I've had a really...

1749
01:29:25,160 --> 01:29:28,228
Driving without a license
is illegal.

1750
01:29:28,230 --> 01:29:31,732
Okay, seriously,
you really need
to take a night off.

1751
01:29:31,734 --> 01:29:33,567
That's a great idea.

1752
01:29:33,569 --> 01:29:35,669
How about Saturday?

1753
01:29:35,671 --> 01:29:37,738
Um...

1754
01:29:37,740 --> 01:29:40,707
Yeah, yeah,
Saturday works.

1755
01:29:56,258 --> 01:29:59,259
Zac. What are you
doing here?

1756
01:29:59,261 --> 01:30:01,561
Um, returning
Emily's headphones.

1757
01:30:01,563 --> 01:30:03,563
Oh, my gosh.
I can't believe
she would've forgotten those.

1758
01:30:03,565 --> 01:30:06,433
She technically didn't.

1759
01:30:06,435 --> 01:30:07,768
I asked her if I could
keep them.

1760
01:30:07,770 --> 01:30:10,103
You did?

1761
01:30:10,105 --> 01:30:12,105
- Yeah.
- Why?

1762
01:30:12,107 --> 01:30:14,941
Um, so I could return them.

1763
01:30:14,943 --> 01:30:16,443
Right.

1764
01:30:16,445 --> 01:30:19,579
- And see you.
- EMILY: Ask her out.

1765
01:30:19,581 --> 01:30:21,548
Ask<i> him</i> out!

1766
01:30:21,550 --> 01:30:23,617
( both giggling )

1767
01:30:25,421 --> 01:30:27,020
Do you...

1768
01:30:27,022 --> 01:30:30,056
- Wanna go out with me?
- With me?

1769
01:30:30,058 --> 01:30:31,625
BOTH: Yes?

1770
01:30:31,627 --> 01:30:33,393
Yeah?

1771
01:30:33,395 --> 01:30:35,762
( giggling )

1772
01:30:46,141 --> 01:30:47,808
Okay.

1773
01:30:47,810 --> 01:30:49,810
Great, Zac.
I'll see you tonight.

1774
01:30:49,812 --> 01:30:51,445
Um, you're
a little late.

1775
01:30:51,447 --> 01:30:52,979
- Oh, am I?
- Yeah.

1776
01:30:52,981 --> 01:30:54,748
Sorry. I guess I just
needed to sleep in

1777
01:30:54,750 --> 01:30:56,383
after my date
with Zac last night.

1778
01:30:56,385 --> 01:30:59,052
Aw, I'm really happy
for you guys.

1779
01:30:59,054 --> 01:31:01,621
And I want you
to know, Jenny,

1780
01:31:01,623 --> 01:31:05,392
whatever happens today,
whoever Leon picks,
I'm okay.

1781
01:31:05,394 --> 01:31:09,629
Thank you, but
you were right, Lola.

1782
01:31:09,631 --> 01:31:11,631
I didn't even know
who Leon Vasquez was

1783
01:31:11,633 --> 01:31:13,600
before I read about
this internship.

1784
01:31:13,602 --> 01:31:17,604
I like photography,
but no, I don't love it.

1785
01:31:17,606 --> 01:31:19,406
Not like you.

1786
01:31:19,408 --> 01:31:21,808
I called earlier

1787
01:31:21,810 --> 01:31:24,177
and officially withdrew
my application.

1788
01:31:25,914 --> 01:31:28,248
I'm taking
the summer off.

1789
01:31:28,250 --> 01:31:31,017
What about college
and early admission

1790
01:31:31,019 --> 01:31:32,519
and your transcripts?

1791
01:31:32,521 --> 01:31:34,020
What about fun
and free time,

1792
01:31:34,022 --> 01:31:36,089
and living outside
of the box?

1793
01:31:36,091 --> 01:31:38,525
Well, uh...

1794
01:31:38,527 --> 01:31:40,827
since you're such an expert
at this college stuff,

1795
01:31:40,829 --> 01:31:44,831
maybe you could help me with
my art school applications.

1796
01:31:44,833 --> 01:31:47,200
Sure. Friends help
friends, right?

1797
01:31:47,202 --> 01:31:49,102
Yeah.

1798
01:31:49,104 --> 01:31:51,605
And if you ever need
a recommendation
as a babysitter,

1799
01:31:51,607 --> 01:31:53,840
feel free to use my name.

1800
01:31:53,842 --> 01:31:55,842
I think I should
probably retire.

1801
01:31:55,844 --> 01:31:57,978
Gotcha.

1802
01:31:57,980 --> 01:32:00,680
Um, hey, could you
send me the pictures
from the other night?

1803
01:32:00,682 --> 01:32:04,251
Yeah, of course.
I'll send them over
to everyone. Come here.

1804
01:32:10,158 --> 01:32:11,992
What's this?

1805
01:32:11,994 --> 01:32:15,795
Just me being
spontaneous.

1806
01:32:20,669 --> 01:32:22,669
Um, I'll see you soon.

1807
01:32:22,671 --> 01:32:24,304
Yeah, I'll see you soon.

1808
01:32:38,720 --> 01:32:41,221
♪ ♪

1809
01:32:46,562 --> 01:32:50,730
♪ I used to think that
good things were so bad ♪

1810
01:32:50,732 --> 01:32:54,734
♪ No need to hold back,
not me, no more ♪

1811
01:32:54,736 --> 01:32:58,438
♪ I'm walking this road,
I'm taking control ♪

1812
01:32:58,440 --> 01:33:01,274
♪ My heart can't say no ♪

1813
01:33:01,276 --> 01:33:04,411
♪ I'm living on the wild
side, wild side ♪

1814
01:33:04,413 --> 01:33:08,248
♪ No telling what I might
find, might find ♪

1815
01:33:08,250 --> 01:33:12,352
♪ No stopping 'cause
it feels right, feels right ♪

1816
01:33:12,354 --> 01:33:16,222
♪ I'm living on the...
ooh, ooh ♪

1817
01:33:16,224 --> 01:33:20,060
♪ On the wild side,
wild side ♪

1818
01:33:20,062 --> 01:33:23,964
♪ So ready,
now it's my time, my time ♪

1819
01:33:23,966 --> 01:33:27,801
♪ No stopping 'cause
it feels right, feels right ♪

1820
01:33:27,803 --> 01:33:32,372
♪ I'm living on the...
ooh, ooh ♪

1821
01:33:32,374 --> 01:33:35,875
♪ I'm living on
the wild side, wild side ♪

1822
01:33:40,215 --> 01:33:41,281
( barks )