Fung
How's business tonight?
Better and better
Yes, it's me again
Fung Ho
I was a singer and movie star
But in fact, I am
a gigolo
In the business
they call me King of Gigolos
I'm semi-retired now
and only do it for fun
I run a nightclub now
It's called High X
My ex is a director
After co-financing this club with me
she went to make movies in America
But she caught a producer's eye
and they soon got married
She felt she had wronged me
so she gifted me her shares in the club
So
I am the boss here now
Very few call me King of Gigolos any more
Most people call Fung
Sorry, excuse me
They're spraying champagne
Enjoy yourself
Do you need an umbrella?
No, thanks
Happy Birthday
Where is Mon?
I'm back
"Wishing you everyday"
"making love"
"Wishing you the greatest climaxes"
"Making tens of millions every year"
"Turning a profit every night"
"Happy Birthday"
Thank you
I want to buy a home
drive a Porsche
carry an Hermes bag, crocodile hide
have Kin Soo-hyun and Lee Min-ho as boyfriends
You Will
Turn off the music
Police! Show your license
Everyone sit down
Take out your identity cards
So annoying
Why must they do that?
What a coincidence
It's nuts
What did you say, Miss?
Cops are just pigs
Rape me
Excuse us, Sir
She's drunk
Sorry
Ignore them
Miss, say it again
What do you mean?
Cops are just pigs
Rape me
Don't say anymore.
Ignore them
Say it again
What did you just say?
Rape me
You've all heard what she said
This dance
is a gift from Fung
Enjoy the party
Happy Birthday
Have you had enough?
I won't let you leave
If you like me
I'll have to start charging
You are...?
You're a gigolo? At your height?
I have my strengths
that you haven't discovered
Then we must explore them at length
I'm Sushi
I'm Dick
Remember to ask for me
Guys
let's go
They're gone
Are you having a good time?
If so, let's go early
We have to film on location at 6 am tomorrow
That's so early
I'm young and energetic
I have big boobs and I can take hardship
Don't stay too late
I must go now
You won't stay with me on my birthday?
Go home, be Cinderella, be with your boyfriend
I promised Steven
to be home before 1am
All right
Go ahead
Take care
Have fun
Bye
Girls
let's drink till we drop!
Please, it's very close by
I've waited a long time
You are the only taxi around
Please
It's very close by, Sheung Wan, it's very close by
- It's so hard to call a taxi at this hour - Please
Hong Kong or Kowloon side?
Sheung Wan, it's very close by
I give you a lift
Sure, thanks
Thank you
I still don't know your name
Just call me Fung
Fung?
You're the boss of High X?
Thank you, goodbye
Why are you so late?
I'm hungry
Cook for yourself
We don't even have noodles
You could have eaten out
I lost all my money at the horseraces
I have an early shoot tomorrow
Leave me some car fare
$20 is enough for bus fare
Yes, Archer Stance
Turn
Wrist forward
Yes, good, now turn back
Step back, yes
Pull
Hand higher
Look ahead more
Mon...
Hey
We have a chance for revenge today
You smell like alcohol, when did you get home?
I'm young, I can take it
Guess what?
I'm playing
the greatest She-demon in the martial arts world
Superior skill, simpervious to all weapons
Most importantly, I fight Yoyo today
So?
That witch Yoyo
bullies us all the time
orders us around like servants
because the executive Producer likes her
Today I must take revenge
for us all
Flatten her boobs with a shove
Don't cause trouble
What's the worry?
This TV station has no license
It'll close down anyway
I'm in demand in category Ill films
Don't make so much drama
It's like this.
In the entertainment industry
you gain status through news
Let people know everything
You're so well-behaved
When can you get ahead?
Am I right?
Director, it's ready
Get in place, Sushi
My turn
I'm in place
You won't leave alive today
Scourge
of martial arts
you suck young men's blood
Today
I will rid the martial arts world of you
I've mastered "Yin Gou" style
Come if you want to die
Not so hard
Don't do that
It hurts!
Cut
Are you okay?
You've mastered "Yin Gou" style
impervious to weapons, won't feel pain
What are you yelling about?
Yoyo, are you okay?
I told you to find a good actor to act with me
Bit players
No acting skills
Nothing can be done now
We'll talk after the shoot, okay?
I have to go to the horseraces today
Shoot me first
All right
No problem
We'll do another take...
Another take...
In the next shot
Sushi slaps Yoyo!
Director, cut the bull
Shoot me spitting up blood first
Okay
Ready, everyone
Cut
Fuck, damned extra
Director, I'm leaving
My stunt double can shoot the rest
All right, win lots of money
Today, Race 7, Horse 3 will win
If you lose, I will pay
This is a continuity problem
Fix her makeup
Lunch break
Let's have lunch
Poor you! Does it hurt?
My boobs really hurt
Woe is me! Kiss it better
Didn't I tell you
not to mess with Yoyo?
What's so great about her?
Everyone knows she's a working girl
Last month she went to Europe with Mr. Tsui's son
She could buy an apartment when she came back
Her boyfriend loves her
Sure
A new boyfriend every month
- Sushi - Yitung
You're just feeding mosquitoes here
Just quit
Sunday, a rich guy's son wants a lot of girls for his boat party
$10,000 each, Want to go?
Yes, let's bring Mon
Who's Mon?
Okay
- Don't stand me up - All right
Behave
All right, bye
Let's make some money
What do you mean?
Sunday, a rich guy's son's boat party
10,000 per person
That much?
What do I have to do?
Nothing, it doesn't include sleeping
I don't want to go
Just go have fun
I'll be there, what are you afraid of?
Go with me, go...
Let me think
The shy one seems nice
Big Boobs next to her is fine, too
Can they be humped?
Is there a woman who can't be humped?
It depends how much you have
We're not like you, Big Dog
You're rich, and you have a big dog in your pants
Guys like us are trouble
we're big and we take long
Unlike guys like Chiu
He's like dessert
Why?
Small and fast
No wasted time, no pain
Yitung
Coming, yes, Boss?
Big Dog, how can I help you?
Today, my friends want to go all the way
Arrange it with them
50,000 per come, okay?
I like Big Boobs
Coincidence! So do I
Let's take her together, menage a trois
Great, no problem
I like the shy one
No problem, you'll arrange for us
Sure, one moment, please
Thank you, Bosses
Do you know
Yitung is a great Madam?
Once there weren't enough girls
Uncle James didn't have a partner
She got into it herself
Gave him blowjobs all night
And finally got him to come
- Amazing - Amazing
We should try it next time
Four together
That's great
Miss
this is a boat party
What are you doing?
This swimsuit is too small
It was not when I tried them on
Damned extra
You've never seen a pretty girl?
- Do you have a death-wish? - Never mind
Who are you threatening?
Okay, never mind
Let's start work
Are you interested in menage a trois?
Menage a trois? Depends on how much money
$30,000 each
So $60,000 for two
All right, deal
Okay
How about you?
I cannot
No? Why did you come?
What's wrong?
Are you a virgin?
This is a rare chance, do it
- I won't - It's okay
Jenny, hurry
Great
What are you staring at? You've got work, go
Wait for me
You'll know I am better.
What a coincidence
You're here too?
I came with a friend
But
I don't know where she went
So did I
and I don't know where he went
(Elder Brother: Mom passed out, in hospital now)
What's up?
Something happened at home
but I'm here
Get your things
Thank you
You're welcome
I'll treat you to dinner sometime
Great, call me when you have time
But
I don't have your number
Double 9, six 7's
Bye
Jenny, you're done?
And Mon?
Don't worry about her, she's a flake
And you?
Easy job
James wants a menage a trois
$10,000, an extra $10,000
No way
You are useless
He's 80, very fragile
Is he going to die?
I'll go with you
It's hard to say no to Yitung
Hurry up
make an extra $10,000
Take two
to be sure
James, Sushi is here
Sir, look at the size on you!
Take it easy, get some rest
Now Mother must have long-term dialysis
Let's discuss
taking turns to go with her
Or
think about getting her a kidney transplant
Don't count on me
My three children are killing me
I have two of my own
Yours are in their teens
Yes, teen girls
I must watch them closely or boys will take them
Mon, our burdens are all so heavy
You and Third Brother must take on more
My filming schedule is irregular
I can't go with Mother every time
So I came to talk to you
No one watches your shows
I have a full-time and a part-time job
in addition to open university, I can't
She is our mother
Why doesn't anyone take responsibility?
Fine!
You all don't want to help
If you don't want to be involved, go now
Don't ever be involved in Mother's affairs again
It's a long wait for a kidney transplant
Go back to China to take care of it
Where would I get the money to do that?
You refused to earn money last time
I made tens of thousands
Why don't I lend you some?
I don't know whether I can repay you
Or else
You can always earn your own money
I can't get past myself
Even with Steven
I avoid it when I can
I don't like to do it
You know that
In this day and age?
Since you and your boyfriend do it
You can do that and earn money
Isn't that better?
If Steven finds out, I'm dead
Your Steven
is just plain lazy
But I've been with him for 3 years
I can't bear to leave him
Would you take a shit and cannot bear to flush it?
We're eating
This so-called box lunch
only has 3 pieces of chicken
All 3 are asses
I'm not eating it
I want to be popular!
I want to fly first-class to go shopping in Europe
Even if I were a whore I won't eat chicken ass
Will you be popular being a whore?
At least I'll be rich
Extras, get in your places
I'm going to get ready
stop
- Never mind - Do you know
this box lunch is an actor's last bit of self-esteem?
She spills it and doesn't apologize
Who does she think she is, is she all that?
Don't do that
Do you want to be an unemployed extra?
You should talk
You got where you are by sleeping around
You'll hear from my lawyer.
I'm so afraid, you fat slob
Forget it
It's nuts, now the TV station will fail for sure
What's wrong?
Yoyo, she says she's ill and must go
She's in every one of the 14 scenes today
What can we do?
Call it a day
It's a wrap?
It's a wrap
Great, we're wrapped
Let's get a massage to relax
I haven't cleaned house in a while
I want to go home to clean up
It would be good for you to think about it
In any case I'm on your side
I'll help you in any trouble
Harder!
I'm going to come
Be quiet
It's only 6 pm
The housewives downstairs are cooking
We're cooking with gas, too
You...
Make a snack, we'll be done soon
ls it ready?
Who...
is that?
It's just for fun
You're so busy
I'm a guy, I have my needs
She's just a sex partner
It's popular now
It's sex with no love
Just get into bed when we have time
She's married
I'm leaving, you guys carry on
Your girlfriend is pretty
Wait
Why?
You want to fight?
I do Thai boxing
Think about your next move
Watch porn
Learn something
All right
I won't do it again
You've given up job hunting
I pay all our bills
Yet you bring women home
to screw on my bed
A few days ago
I found panties on our bed
Tell me off, please
But don't take long
There's a horserace tonight
I don't want to see you again, go
If you lend me $30,000
I will move out right now
I don't have it
Then how can I go?
- You're crazy - Get out
Get out
Get away from me
Get out
Pervert
Get out now
- Stay away - Get out
You crazy pervert
You're crazy
May I borrow some money?
- Master Fung - Hi
A pirate copy Long Island, please
What's that?
Just cola, idiot
- I see you often - Cola
I'm here to see him
He's the most expensive
When he has a job
I'll let him earn money for you
You're getting a good deal
No more about that
Where's your friend?
You seem very concerned about her
ls something going on?
Hello
How can I help you?
I'm looking for Fung Ho
I'm Fung
Can I help you?
I'm Isabel
My friend Sara recommended that I come
Yes, I remember, Sara called me
Can we talk in a private place?
Don't worry
anything said in this room
stays in this room
I want you to help me
That depends on whether I can
I'm a rock girl
Rock girl?
Doctor says my hymen is extra thick
Two of my boyfriends tried, to no avail
I hear you can have surgery
Yes, but I don't want to
Then
what can I do for you?
I'm getting married next month
Congratulations
I won't let my future husband touch me
because I want a normal
perfect sex life with him
I know you can make women enjoy sex
Please teach me how to enjoy it
Have you tried masturbation?
It doesn't help
Did you do it in the right place?
I've consulted many books and diagrams
So you've never climaxed?
Simply, teach me how to enjoy
and how to climax
But without breaking my hymen
I want to save it for him
He should be the first person to enter me
Not a scalpel
nor another man
How much money do you want?
It's not a matter of money
but whether I can help you
You are the King of Gigolos
I know you can
I can try
but I cannot guarantee anything
because I was just a best gigolo
But remember
don't really do it
You've saving yourself, I know
Correct
Do you mind telling me your profession?
I'm a lawyer
When we're done here
You will sign an agreement of non-disclosure
An agreement to hire a gigolo?
Where are you going?
Just around
You've asked me to help you
Of course it's up to me
Don't drive so fast, I'm scared
Do you know
You are a typical overprotected girl
Someone is there for you
every step of the way
Everything steady and stable
You don't know anything about danger or hardship
Afraid of this?
For the rest of your life?
This is Ladies' Market, have you been here?
I've heard of it, never been
There are a lot of pirated things here
There seems to be a lot of bad people here
Aren't there more in Central?
They wear suits, so you can't spot them
They say street food is dirty
Taste it first
Do you like it?
Sometimes, dirty things are the best
Try to open your heart
to new things
You will find that you've missed out a lot
One more
Are you okay? Tired?
Yes, I'm a bit tired
It will rain soon
Why don't we find a bar
for some rest
and a drink?
Okay
Sit here
Shing, give me a beer
- What would you like? - Water
- And a glass of water - Got it
So many people here look creepy
Let's go after our drinks
It's all right, I know them
Beer
- Thank you - Water
Gigolo Fung
I've been trying to find you
Fancy meeting you here, Miu
You owe me over $300,000
in gambling debts, do you plan to repay us?
You're drunk
I've never placed bets here
My cousin couldn't get repaid
so I'm collecting
Says you
Don't think of leaving until we clear it up
Let's talk tomorrow
You're scaring my girlfriend
How would I know where you'll be tomorrow?
What a beauty
Your girlfriend? She's so pretty
You look like you need some
I'm very good
Be with me
Big Guy Miu, behave
Big Guy Miu, don't mess around in my club
Go out into the alley to talk
If Gigolo Fung will go, I don't mind
I'm not afraid of you
Let's call the police
It's fine
- Run! - Hurry!
Hurry
You ass, stop
You ass, Gigolo Fung!
If I don't chop you up tonight
I don't deserve my name
How does it feel?
My whole body went limp
When you don't relax
your vagina contracts
The more stressed you are, the more tightly it does
I distracted you just now
So you relaxed
Want some more?
May I?
How does it feel?
Crazy
Now you know how enjoyable sex can be
Don't worry
The clitoris is what makes you happy
It's far from your hymen
Strictly speaking
you're still a virgin
You're like a doctor
Let's go
Come
Fung, how was our acting?
Better than last time
Thanks,boys
- You are welcome - Thank you
It was fake?
Yes, they're all actors
And the blood?
Also fake
I wouldn't have put you in danger
I asked them to act tonight
to make you more excited
and stimulated
Right?
That great
Great! We're wrapped, guys!
Dinner is on me tonight
Well?
Didn't Fung make you feel things you've never felt?
He's different from a husband
I was reluctant to introduce him to you
He's expensive, but I need him once every two weeks
My husband mounts me, he's done in a few moves
He taught me the joy of sex and how to climax
I have 3 appointments with him next week
Don't fall in love
I found what a climax is last time
You know how your husband is
He's not officially my husband yet
Just don't fall in love
James
let me introduce this beauty
- Candy - Hello
Take care of James
- have fun - Yes
Master Long, don't wear her out yet
Big Dog
Come, drink with me
Sure
Cheers
Ask the girl in red to come over and play
Good taste
Monica
Come
Meet Big Dog
Cici, please leave us alone, thanks
Come and sit
Is she new?
Fresh!
Monica just broke up with her boyfriend
So she's not very happy
She's needs a man who knows how to love her
I can do that
But I don't know if she can take me
Big Dog, don't be mean
Those that you have loved
are badly hurt
Let us...
love her gently first
Wait a while
and love her later
Okay?
No problem
I can be 5th, 6th...
Good man
Having a party, Honey?
Yes
Enjoy yourselves
Big Dog
your wife is very liberal
You're amazing
Everyone is happy
Work hard, play hard
Long, how shall we arrange tonight?
So...
Sushi Will be with Chou
until the morning
$80,000 okay?
Yes, thank you
Sushi, go take care of Chou
So flexible
How about you, Long?
Me?
Monica can be with me
Monica?
Wonderful
But she's new, a bit expensive
What?
$200,000?
Is she encrusted with diamonds?
Let me see
For you, that's a drop in the ocean
Then I'll give you one drop
Since Monica is so new
it's 10% off
Okay? $180,000
Whatever, only because she's new
Great
You've set your prices, play ball!
Let's move
You
Come on
Come
Don't be shy, I won't eat you up
I may give you something to eat
Sushi
- Don't be afraid, I'm here - Careful, your glasses
Come on
You...
You're amazing
Are you trained in Wing Chun Sticky Hands?
Watertight
I...
I'll take a shower first
Don't
I like your natural flavour
Up here
and down there
That makes it better
What do you want?
For you to take care of my little brother
Your little brother?
Is he here, too?
This little brother
How can we start if you don't take care of him?
I...
I've never done it
In this day and age everyone gives blowjobs
Are you from the 1800's?
I don't do that
to my boyfriend
A rare creature
Now I'm interested
You're stupid to bet with me
5 minutes is even
Each 10 seconds under is $3,000
That was 14 seconds
You lost $80,000
I shot blanks just now
Let me try again
Are you done?
Done?
I haven't found your sister
Did she run away?
What shall we do?
What?
I can't get in
It's all talk
I don't believe I cannot find her
Sushi
Are you okay, Mon?
It hurts
He went in the wrong way
It hurts
I found your cousin instead?
Master Long, how do we work this out?
What do you think?
Double
Double?
Double? It was a "Jaws" ending
- What does that mean? - Dead fish
She's a virgin, cut the crap, double
All right, I'll pay
You win
Don't be afraid
You're okay now
You must have offended him
Master Long tells everyone you're a dead fish
and has barred you from his future parties
Damn him
I hope he gets VD
There's another boat party tomorrow
You should skip it, you go
I won't go without Mon
No way
James insists you go
He said, only you can bring back his youth
Go, Sushi
I don't like making this money anyway
What a waste!
You can retire after a few times,
with all your mother's living expenses
I don't know how to please men
I know someone who can teach you
We agreed to not really do it
Sorry, I forgot myself
Actually
I really want to
But
But I really want to
Save yourself for your husband
Sorry, Fung
In these two weeks
you've changed my views on sex
It's my job
Fung
Here for freebies again?
He is now my boyfriend
I let him work, stop complaining
Yes, I am miserly
Excuse me
I've thought clearly about this
Since
we've done it once
we can continue to do it
If you do it
might as well do your best
I don't want people to call me a dead fish
I want them to fight over me
It will be hard
I'm not afraid
What are the 3 things
you hate most about sex?
Anal sex
more than two people
and blow jobs
Even blow jobs?
I tried it
once
and threw up badly afterward
I've hated it since
What else?
And
swearing at me
as they do it
You know
all these things you hate
are what johns love to do
What shall I do?
Have some fruit
You must gradually conquer your fears,
even accept them
Many friends
call me Ancient Prude
Ancient is good
The Kama Sutra here
was written between the 1st and 4th centuries
It describes
many blowjob positions
One is called "Sucking the Mango"
Chinese, Japanese, Indian books
about intercourse between two or more people
Gaya and lesbians existed in ancient times
Are you sure?
Yes, think about it
When you watch costume dramas
Young scholars travel with a boy servant
Why?
They traveled for months to the Imperial exams
Half a year with no sex, think about it
They bring boy servants
They can grind ink by day
have sex by night
That's disgusting
The ancients had little entertainment after dark
So the older, the hornier
How can I learn?
Read all these books
Tomorrow, we start simulator training
Imagine
You're being kissed
You love it
Let me hear your reaction
Are you constipated?
What should I do?
Be natural
Imagine you're making love with your boyfriend
You love it
How will you moan?
Do you have asthma?
Here are excerpts from porno films with moans
Study them
I'm in the bath
You must get used to this
That's disgusting
How disgusting?
In the future, your husband may do this
Imagine the most disgusting things
to be the best things
That's how you can
become the best prostitute
Pretend this cigar is a penis
Caress it so that
the recipient
achieves greatest excitement
Women think the tip is the most sensitive area
But
there are more nerve endings
at the base
Are you pecking rice?
With blowjobs
the tongue works harder than the mouth
Because it's wetter, warmer
and covers more area
Try to use your tongue
Why are you closing your eyes?
It's disgusting
How about this?
Dose this help?
Alright
Try to put the whole stick in
the deeper the better
Deeper
Okay
It's okay
Try again
Deeper
Yes! Very good
Deeper
Good
The walnuts below
also need your love
Put one in your mouth
What?
This produces sperm, it's delicate
It seems difficult
It's all right, there is a way
Hold it in your mouth
Suck, a few more times
Open your mouth and see
See for yourself
I have taught you all that I know
You're on your own now
When I go to work
I'll imagine I'm in a film
After work
I want to be myself
Be Monica again
In fact
I really don't want to feel
like a hooker
Close your eyes
make money for a few years
before making a choice
Otherwise you will always be poor
and that's worse than being a hooker
Why don't
I invite you to dinner
to thank you?
Sure
Thank you
To you, Master
May you
charm all rich men in Hong Kong and China
That's not enough, guys from the South Seas are rich, too
Shall I explore
the Indian market for you?
Then I'll have to learn Bollywood dance
You're a fast learner
Do you still practice your moans when you are free?
Am I free
HOW?
What are you thinking?
Hey
Hurry
Waiter
What was she drinking?
I'll have a double
No problem
What?
You're messing with your mentor
You have a sense of humour
All right
But never do that again
All right
Get in, I'll take you home
Sure
Why don't I kiss you to make up for it?
I forgot to buy something
I'll get out now and get it
Remember to practice at home
Okay, goodbye
Goodbye
Fung
Why are you here?
Let's talk inside
Aren't you...
You don't like me any more?
Aren't you getting married next week?
If someone sees you here
it would be bad
I miss you a lot
You must forget me
I want to, but
I can't
How can I help you?
I want to spend a carefree night with you
After tonight
we will never meet again
But you wanted to save...
Sorry, Fung
I'm very selfish
I felt my relationship with you wasn't complete
So I've decided
to make real
and perfect love with you, just once
I know
this is very cruel to you
But I know
you care about me
And you will forgive me
I'm getting married
I hope you'll wish me well
I'll love you forever
Come
Sit over there
Come on, be happy
Come
Look over there
Perfect
That's right
Don't hunch your backs
Be upstanding people
Yitung
Come, let me see
Give it to me
Master Long
Big Dog
Chou
Yitung
Must I teach you how to be a madam?
Look!
There's nothing new
Long
I'll give you first dibs on anything good
One of my girls learned some new skills
If you want to try
I'll let you be the first
Who is it?
Monica from last time
Don't give me that Jaws ending
She's really different now
I don't believe you
Big Dog, you two talk
we're going to pick our girls
Peter
take Uncle James with you
Great
Yes,go
There's no hurry
- I can do it - Don't rush
Be careful
These two closest ones
Do you like me?
Yes
Come
Let me show you something
Let's go
You are so beautiful
Such low standards
I've found mine!
You guys carry on
Okay
How about you, Long?
Choose someone
I'd rather jerk off
Damn
Hello, Beauty
Not "dead fish" any more?
It's not dead
I'm dead
Bring him to Dr. Miao
Yes, Big Dog
Big Dog, that was too much
It takes so long to heal
She was the one who was too much
Honey
Enjoy yourselves
Come
I'm going now
Goodbye, baby
Take a seat, Long
Where did she come from?
You called her a dead fish?
No...
She's completely changed
She's now
the T-Rex from "Jurassic Park"
Come in, is she really that good?
As you said, she's completely changed
Let me tell you
3 times in an hour
I haven't done that in 2O years
Yitung!
I want her all month
That will cost you
I'm rich
I can afford it
I know you can afford
But can your little brother handle it?
You're selfish
We should do this together
I'm a new generation Liquid Plumber
Let me clear the pipes before you take her
You'll clear the pipes and make her your mistress
I won't even be able to see her, no
You say she's that good, I'm interested
You're worse, you have Special Interests
and break her body, I can't use her, no
Yitung
I'll pay $5million a month, take her to Europe
Damn you, I'll pay $8 million
$9 million
$20 million
James, you have the best taste. Deal!
This is yours
Thank you
You're my lucky charm
Yitung
This is for you!
Thanks for arranging everything
You're too kind
I took commission already
Thank you
You have one, too
I do?
This is yours
Thank you
It's beautiful
All the men go to you now
I've had no business
Serves you right
I warned you about taking all men
Men get bored easily
How about this
Every time I work overseas
I must have Sushi with me
Or I won't go
Well, I'll try
It should be fine, a little extra and he gets two
You're such a great friend! Cheers
- Cheers - Cheers
Cheers
I get a tummy-ache when I see her
Excuse me
You need to poop?
Imagine running into her
Yitung, I heard someone is popular now
So what?
She can't rob me of my clients
Why not? Look at your behaviour
Why can't she?
Your service and temper stink
Of course no one wants you
Dumbass men say she's good
But I can't see it
Can her cunt do flips?
Yoyo
this is a high-class place
Behave
You damned cunt
Shut up!
Waiter
Please ask this lady to leave
She's disturbing us
Damned cunt
Allow me
Done
Let's go
Okay
Serves you right
It stinks
Don't move
It hurts
What is it?
What's on my head?
It's shit
Shit?
Oh, shit
You really made that shit?
I've wanted to do that
Serves her right, that Yoyo
Get in
I'm booked for the next three months
The paparazzi will go nuts
Aren't you taking dancing and acting lessons?
That's right
We'll work well together
You can buy a flat soon
This flat has good value
Practical area ratio is 75%
Babe, I like it, let's buy this one
It's $9million
Down payment is $4-5million
Let's not rush
Even Tin Shui Wai costs $10,000 per foot
This is To Kwa Wan, it'll be subway -accessible soon
Down payment is almost $5 million, not $50
I have over $3 million, you have over $1 million
I'll borrow a few hundred thousand from Monica
That's all we have, let's think about it
We both work so hard
We can always take on porno films
Babe
Pornos are for us to watch at home
We'll leave the making to others, okay?
You're a gigolo and I'm a hooker, we're used to it
People will see everything
Mr.Chan
- Yes - We're okay with it
Sorry, it will cost more than $9 million now
A buyer found out he has competition
And will pay $10.50million
Fuck!
You raised the price on us!
Yes, it's clear you're tricking us
That buyer couldn't have heard this
We wouldn't do that
You think I won't make you eat my shit
Trust me, I'll hold it for you for three days
Offer just $10,000 more
I can sell it to you
That's a total of $10.51 million!
That's right
I've just helped you make $3million
Now you want $2million?
I'm not an ATM
Borrow from Monica
I'm too ashamed to
She plans to retire once she's made enough
I don't want to delay her
Dick and I can do menages
I know you two are good
But not every client wants that
unless...
Big Dog
He and his wife do menage S&M
That's cool
I've heard they put a gigolo in hospital
Can you handle it?
Sure! What's the worst they can do?
That's all I need to hear
Have you decided?
I'll call them now
You can't back out
or you'll pay him back 300%, okay?
What are you afraid of? We're both okay
Big Dog
(Respected Families United in Matrimony: Barrister Marries Billionaire Heir)
Mentor
let me treat you to dinner
Tonight
Fine
tonight it is
This table again?
What are you playing this time?
Have you noticed
it's quiet tonight?
Please enjoy I'm off now
Thank you
What are we doing here?
I've bought out the place for 4 hours
They'll return at midnight to clean up
What shall we eat?
You
I haven't taken my final exam from you yet
Today
I want to know my scores
Take it easy
You've taught a pupil to trick the master
What's my score?
A+
I must work harder, I want to get
A++
Do you know
what your score is?
What?
A++++++
Trying to make me happy?
It's TRUE
Clients just think of themselves
unlike you
I came so much
I'm a little sore
Sorry
I want to be with you
The two of us?
Gigolo and hooker?
What do you think?
Let's think about that
I don't want to do anything
we'll regret
It will be serious tonight
I'm afraid I may not bear it
Bebe
You must bear it
After tonight
we'll have $2million
for our flat
Take care of yourself
All right
Change into these
Mona
Enjoy! Come on
Do you love it?
What... is it?
Dragon's Pearl
From the Philippines
Enjoy
Mona
Enjoying yourself?
What do you think?
(Watch the news now! Something's happened to Sushi and Dick)
At around 7 last night
Two men fishing by the beach
discovered two mutilated bodies
a man and a woman
They were overdosed
with drugs and had been tortured
After standing in the sun all day
without even a line of dialogue
You are wasting your youth
380 a day standing here
You two shouldn't waste your youth
How's this
There is a party this Sunday
$5,000 to attend, just dinner
Will you go?
Really, just to eat dinner?
Yes
And we get $5,000 after?
Why would I lie to you?
Silly girls
Won't you trust me?
The bitch is recruiting new prostitutes
Yitung
I want to talk to you, Mon
Sure
- This way - I'll call you two on Friday
Come
What's up?
- It's been a long time - Yes
What have you been up to?
Not much
- Let's... - What is it?
Fung
It's been a long time
Fung, you can ring my bell without doing that
I've been waiting, go ahead
Yitung
Did you
bring Sushi and Dick
to Big Dog?
Of course not
Quit lying
I said I didn't
What did you do that for?
Forget it
Stop hitting her
She is so understanding
You won't talk?
Yes
I made the connection, so what?
I told them
Big Dog is a pervert
How would I know he would kill them?
What?
You're trying to avenge them?
He has
so many gang lords on his payroll
He can kill you
with one finger
Yes
If he knew you told the press
he would kill you first
If I were you
I'd leave town
I told them not to go
Nice of you to come see me here
You've been ignoring me
My only chance
is to come to you
Crowds are standing in line for you
Let me get to the point
I need $10million this week
Gambling debts
10 million is no problem
But I don't know if you can take my games
Didn't you promise to go easy on me?
You're so pretty
of course I will
You think I'm stupid?
You're here
to avenge your friend Sushi
Serve us well tonight
As you wish
I'll send you to see Sushi
You're both perverts
Honey, we'll have movies for later
Does it feel good?
- Does it feel good? - Hit me
Hit me
Yes, do it again
You Okay?
Set up the scene
They said they are having a party
So I came
Then
they took a lot of drugs
I don't know what drugs they took
Then they beat me
Then
choked me
Choked me
And strangled me, I couldn't breathe
I couldn't breathe
I was so scared
Wife
Arrest me
Don't be afraid
Sir, we have evidence
The court has sentenced Mr and Mrs Fei Diao
to 2O years' jail for drug possession and attempted murder
I think we should leave town
Big Dog would hunt us down, even in jail
Where do you want to go?
Europe
Will you join me?
So
why don't we marry?
I want
a fresh start with you
Honey, was your body check okay?
Doctor says I'm pregnant, are you happy?
What did you do that for?
I've been sterilized long ago
Whose is it?
Yes
Look happier
Yes
Lovey-dovey
Yes
Very good
Lean closer
Yes
Very good
Okay, great
Take a break
Thank you, Husband
What for?
We're leaving tomorrow
Yet you've taken the time for this wedding photo session
As long as she is happy
We're having a destination wedding
The wedding pictures will make her happy
I'll do whatever you say
Mon, let's fix your makeup
I'll have a smoke outside
So you're leaving tomorrow?
Yes, first we go to the Maldives
Then to Europe
Find a small church and get married
That's good
We both love children
We plan to have 3
Ideally, a son and two daughters
Then our home will be cheerful
We'll buy a lot of pretty clothes
Dress them up as little prince and princesses
We'll go on a trip together every year
I'm sure we'll be so happy
I feel loved just thinking about it