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Okay, here's the mother of all cliches.
Marriages are made in heaven.
I would've never believed it till I made a trip back home.
I just wanted a quiet holiday to revisit my roots.
But then all hell broke loose.
In a nutshell this is what happened.
You know the story, boy meets girl.
The girl hates everything American so
the boy does the most natural thing.
Falls in love with girl.
The only commonality are the differences.
Some is courtship in love
they split.
The boy decides to marry someone else, so does the girl.
But then, of course at the end hour
the boy changes mind so does the girl.
Much confusion ensues.
Then boy marries girl.
I have more to tell you.
But let me just say that they live happily ever after.
Well never after could be six years long.
Couldn't it?
Damn.
Sunday.
It's my day off.
My only day off.
Hey.
Can you started after some time?
Today is Sunday, Dude.
God has no holiday at all.
Causing a chaos in the morning.
Oh, God. Please shut up.
All right, I do have more to tell you.
That's her.
That's whom I gave everything up for.
Sounds pretty dramatic, doesn't it?
But considering wars have been fought over women.
I guess my sacrifice was a small one.
I swapped the life and identity
I worked every hard to build in the US.
For a spectacular woman.
Who reminded me of everything
in a land I had chosen to forget.
Was it worth it?
Does one person make it worth the tray?
If you look at the probably in checklist.
Then I am the epitome of success.
A great job, gorgeous wife.
Also with a great job. No kids.
The only item left on the checklist.
Membership at the country club.
A nice car, the list goes on.
Basically I should be bursting out with happiness.
Am I done?
Is anyone ever truly happy?
That's the million dollar question.
Are you talking to yourself again?
Something like that.
Okay.
These people are always late.
I'll get it.
Hold him. Hold him quickly.
I have to piss.
Hey, where's Seema?
Okay, okay.. - Chocolate.
Mummy, choice.. - You want another choice?
Why don't you into Ashwini aunty's house like a good girl?
And I won't spank you.
Good choice. - Okay.
If you pamper her most she would have peed in the ear.
And good morning to you too.
You seem to have a very urinating thing this morning.
Hi. - Hi.
Good morning, Riya. - Good morning.
How come this late?
I shouldn't even ask bother that, go dear.
This girl behaves so badly.
You're always scolding her. - Let me do that.
What's scolding her?
Dear.
Mummy.
Yes, take it.
She made me start yoga, Dude.
I have to drink a few litres of water every morning.
Wherever I see a toilet I get in.
Dude, here's something that's belong to you.
Thank you.
Seema. - Don't you dare.
Try it.
Just work quietly if it kicks.
Hey, my prince.
Riya.
And Thursdays will be the perfect day for the veneration.
Riya, stop it, dear. - Riya.
And, so the computer and furniture will arrive tomorrow.
And within a week IMF will be ready for business.
IMF? - Sounds pretty posh.
Instant marriage fixation.
I've been distributing pamphlets at work.
We'll definitely get two to three fools.
I think it's a brilliant idea.
Given the numbers of crazy Indians outside of India
who come here looking for.. Wives, Ashwini.
They comeback to their homeland looking for wives.
Not servants.
Crazy Indians like me. - Exactly.
And I don't charge a fee until I find a right mate.
I have a good slogan for it.
We don't get paid until you get laid.
That's a good one. - Anything..
See, I truly believe I can find someone for everyone.
And since I know so many people
I can turn it into a lucrative business idea.
I thought you just wanted to get married
and have someone take care of you.
God told me not to ask for the impossible, Varun.
I am unable to understand
how everything everywhere ends up being my fault?
Just the opposite.
Seema is thanking you.
For being her inspiration to start her on business.
And soon Ashwini will have her own clinic.
Yes.
Come on, Varun. Let's start something.
I have a few ideas.
Let's see, there was the restaurant idea.
Right.
Then there was the clothing line,
Ad agency. - Absolutely.
Living in Hyderabad stay in your limit.
Scoundrel.
What did you say? - Nothing.
Moron.
Your turn. - Your..
Relation with the fire
relationship with the woman
why can't the heart understand?
And everything is so chaotic. - Mummy.
Mummy, number one an number two. - Yes, I am coming.
Okay, say it.
I think we should have a baby.
I am almost 30.
My mom, your parents, the whole world's has been pressuring us.
Your mom's dead, Ashwini. - I know.
But if she were alive that's exactly what see would've said.
And.. - And what?
I don't know what we're waiting for?
It's critical for you to slant your..
For example, it's 'ask' not ask.
It's 'can't' not can't.
And as in this case it's 'transfer'
not transfer.
So basically it would be ICICI Bank money to India
offer you the best deals on money transfers.
Not transfers.
Got that?
Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.
Alight, Azim take over. - Thank you, sir.
All right, everybody, now let's remember the slogan
You won't be an..
If you roll your eyes.
All right? Come on now, let's get cracking.
Vijay.. Vijay..
I need numbers we need to pick up pace, come on.
All right, come on. Guys let's get going.
Bunch of sales, we need target to be completed.
Come on, let's go.
Yes, ICICI Banks money transfer service
which gives you free money transfer
to India for the best exchange range.
Okay, great.
My name is Amanda and you have a nice day.
Yes.
Good job, Arti. - Thank you, sir.
Your pronunciation was slightly wrong.
It's transfer not transfer.
Yes. - Transfer.
Okay? - Yes.
Good.
Transfer.
What if I am never ready Sanjeev?
Why did you have children?
Because I was supposed to.
There's no prize for the right answer, Sanjeev.
Just tell me honestly.
Because that's what you're supposed to.
You marry and you've kids.
That's what my father did.
He married, he had kids.
And that's what my grandfather did.
He married and had kids, I get the picture.
Don't you want your family name to continue.
Never thought it was important.
Children are really not that bad.
Once to learn how to give them to your grandparents
to raise them.
Just joking, Dude.
But why do you want to complicate matters.
Have a different opinion is complicating matters.
Simple rule in life, don't ask questions.
Take it lightly.
The day you stop asking why is the day you die.
Keep your philosophy in your.. - Sir.
Car.
Hi, we were talking about his car.
What did you want, Arti?
Can I talk to you for a moment in private, sir?
I don't mind.
I do.
Yes, Arti.
Is money to Indian service really free, sir?
Yes, of course I have used it.
Is that what you came to talk to me about?
No, sir.
Actually Azim makes me very uncomfortable, sir.
He is a good supervisor but then he touches and leans very close
to explain.. - Are you sure?
Sexual harassment is serious. - It happened many times, sir.
But I finally picked up the courage to tell you.
I'll take care of it. - Thank you, sir.
Okay.
Okay, leave not. - Why?
Rascal, I need my damn computer.
How come you're never at your office?
I get bored.
In your office at least I can see good women.
Rascal, come on get up.
Why are you hitting? - Say it.
You're ignoring me as long I told you.
Out. - I am going.
Let me finish this game first.
Your choice is to either take a desk job or leave.
I build this company with you, Boss.
That's exactly why I am not firing you.
That's it. - You know my policy.
Don't bring your libido to work.
So, Dr. Nath. Have you given it some more thought?
I'll be giving it 30 percent.
And all I am asking is 4 hours consultation everyday.
But I'll be bringing all my patients from the other clinic.
That's why I am offering you 30 percent.
Otherwise it would be 20.
Also you won't have to invest a rupee.
You have a hard bargain, Dr. Ashwini.
You may have forced us to become that way.
Are we in agreement then?
Why don't we discuss this again on Saturday?
Ma'am, your chauffeur's..
Oh, sorry.
It's okay, we just finished up.
Hello. - Hi.
Dr. Nath has agreed to be my partner at the new clinic.
I'll see you on Monday then, Ashwini.
Good bye, Dr. Nath.
Bye.
Whatever you have in mind the answer is no.
I need to give my patient a through examination.
Now breadth deeply.
Stop it, Varun.
Behave yourself.
Can a man not have little fun with his wife?
Not in the hospital.
I don't take off your pants at your work, do I?
I wish you did.
Are you sure about this clinic?
Call centre's doing really well.
You know it's not the money.
I know but we get so little time with each other
as it is.
Please support me in this.
Okay. - Thanks.
Large scotch little water.
I tell you, ever since Varun took over the call centre
Harish manages to come home before dawn.
Really?
Complain, complain, complain.
Don't listen to Renu.
She's got a serious disease.
Complain-itis.
Very funny.
It was a very happy moment yesterday.
His younger son recognised him and called him daddy.
I had tears in my eyes.
Someday we'll have the same joy.
How? Why are you waiting?
Is the motor not working?
Okay, here's to a quick change of topic.
To the call centre of uniting families
and making us all rich.
Spoken like a true capitalist. - Cheers.
Hi. - Hi.
Ladies and gentlemen, part time pace guitarist
part time communist.
And regular visitor to all the police stations.
And a absolute Hyderabadi.
Farhan. - Here, here.
When did you get out of jail?
I am coming directly form there.
Straight from Panchakutta jail.
What were you protesting about this time?
Actually..
The rickshaws have been prevented from entering the city
they are being deprived of their livelihood.
I need a stiff drink to ease the pain in my..
Okay, let me take you to the bar.
Please be careful.
Hey where is Modi?
He was supposed to pick me up but..
Boss, there is baby into your belly.
I forgot, Boss. Sorry. - What's this every time?
There was a lot of traffic that's why I got late.
Let's go.
I have this beautiful red.. - Yes.
It has pears, you know.
It's very nice.
There was a gold one. - Even I had one.
You know he won't get cheer..
You guys are shameless.
Rascal, you've been with the most women.
Right, before marriage.
No right choice, nonsense.
She is immensely doable. - I am not saying I would.
I am not saying I wouldn't.
Unfortunately it's all over for us losers.
You can look but you cannot touch.
Correct.
I would ransack her.
Not ransack, Idiot. It's ravage. - Yes, that.
If I get just one chance I'll do anything.
All fart no..
Rascal, even if she stood naked in front of you
you wouldn't have the guts.
It's not my guts, Boss.
It's my conscience.
5 foot conscience called Seema. - I wouldn't go looking for it.
But if someone seduced me..
There's a point, Boss.
You adulteress..
Don't take it to the heart.
You know what comes after that, right?
Take it in your hand.
Yes, only that's left.
Is no one on my side? - Hey, we're just talking.
None of us have actually cheated.
Yet.
Indians have to be the worst dancers in the world.
The women manage fine.
Did I ever tell you how beautiful you are?
Once for every drink you've had tonight.
That will be 8 times. - Sorry.
Not that I am tired of hearing it.
Okay, did I ever tell you how beautiful you are?
I bet our baby would be even more beautiful.
You know I love you
more than anything else in the whole world, right?
I don't want to delude it.
You know share it with someone else.
I think you'll miss it too and become jealous.
That's a very good excuse. - Thank you.
I need a refill.
You can run but you can't hide.
200.
This call centre is significantly smaller.
86 employees.
I see you've done your homework.
I asked the secretary while I waited to be interviewed.
You're obviously over qualified. - I am.
But I miss the excitement of the flow.
Sitting in a sterile office and being a manager
is not my idea of work.
I really want to be a flow supervisor again.
We'll get back to you on this. - Try me for a month.
If I don't increase your sales by 20 percent
fire me.
Okay, thank you. - Okay.
Shefali, next candidate please.
Ruksana, next to Derek.
Over there, that's you seat. - Yes, Ma'am
Okay, everyone
did you get your new seat assignments?
Yes, Ma'am. - Good.
Now listen carefully
there's a right half and there's left half.
The right half is the loser side.
The left if the winner.
The object of the game is really simple.
The loser side tried to get to the winner side
and the winners struggle to hold on to their seats.
Right now, pun not intended.
You're on the loser side of things.
You make 15 sales a week, you move to the left side.
If not you're out.
That's just three sales a day.
I am not asking for much.
Don't get too excited.
Remember that every second
there' someone waiting to grab your seat from you.
And excuse is just an excuse.
And will get no sympathy from me.
And if you think I am joking. Try me.
Any questions. - No, Ma'am.
Good, let's get to work.
I like your policy, Dr. Nath.
Six day to help yourself and one day to help others.
But that one day is a long day.
These lines never stop. Thanks for volunteering.
Anything to get to signed with me, Dr. Nath.
Your honesty is refreshing.
Okay, Partner.
Drop, getting rape today.
Come on, Sanjeev. Your turn.
Let me think, Boss.
My..
Got glued to the seat just waiting for you to play.
This idiot doesn't know how to play.
He have learnt since 20 years
and said ace is bigger then king.
Ten seen.
You're lying.
When he lies his armpits fill with sweats.
Come on, show.
If you think I am lying then increase the bet.
20.
The number of times I got laid last week.
Really?
He just got newly married.
30.
That how many times it happened all of last year.
Don't exaggerate.
Is inversely proportional to
years of married life. - Correct.
It's as if every time you go the ticket window
to watch your favourite film.
You see a closed sign.
Then you say, 'Ma'am, just one ticket'.
For the sake of God, I have come from a far place.
Ma'am, please just one ticket.
Only exception.
When they want to have kids.
Those are the best times.
Yes. - What crap.
I agree.
Don't blame the women, okay.
They are probably hitting their peak ride about now
and you guys can't deliver the goods.
And they are really tired of the two minute buffet.
You guys? Don't forget you're one of us.
Sorry, I have a foreign training.
I am still as interested in sex as I was in my twenties.
I just want to catch the evening news first.
50. - Great.
Super. - 50?
Very aggressive.
You got a no one to hold them.
Hey, don't sing English songs.
Throw the money and watch the show..
No one to hold them. - Wow.
No one to walk away.
No one to run. - I am sorry.
I can't relate to
what you old men are groaning and moaning about.
Wait for a few years.
And we'll see what your prostate can do.
What will happen to you, Kalia?
As a great man once said
unlucky in love but lucky cards.
Double the bed.
If you can't bluff don't play this game.
This set is bad luck.
This place is bad luck.
Boss, none of our wives will let us play at our homes.
Be happy that at least you have my clinic.
What bad cards, Dude.
I am going out for a piss. May be my luck will change.
Yes, the only think you need to change is your brain.
Hang on I'll go with you.
Do women really want to have more sex when they want kids?
Morning, afternoon, night continuously.
Really?
It was the best time of my life.
Aunty, mango please. - Can I take you home, baby?
God, I want to have a baby.
And?
Varun doesn't want to have one right now.
Oh, they never do.
It's always next year.
Or when I get a raise in salary. Any excuse.
He just avoids the topic.
He'll be fine when the baby comes.
Look at Sanjeev, resisted, complaint.
But now he can't do that with Rahul and Riya.
Don't keep raising the topic.
Lull him into a false sense of complacency.
Then trick him.
Seriously?
Two Minakshi tobacco of Kolkata less chert.
And wet betel nut.
Four times five times a day Seema wanted it.
I thought it was an improvement in my bed room technique.
No such luck.
You see
they have this window.
Something about the egg coming down, something like that.
Really?
Is she asleep? - Yes.
Pour some more oil.
All is fair in love and
a ticking of a women's biological clock.
After listening to Sanjeev's stupid excuses for years.
I had to use other stronger methods.
He fell for it?
Yes, they don't know anything about eggs and cycles.
All they want to know is the answer to magic question.
Am I getting some action tonight?
We have all the power, don't we?
Just use it widely.
Those months were total time pass.
Then everything stopped abruptly when he got pregnant.
And it was back to asking.
Begging.
How come we men think we have all the power?
When we don't even have this much.
Basically you got tricked into having a baby.
Yes.
Twice? - Yes.
And the second time?
Seema.
One minute, sir..
Listen. - Sir.
Is there cardamom in this? - Yes, sir.
Do you have it? - I don't have it, sir.
Is Ashwini seducing you a lot?
I am not sure.
Be careful.
Okay.
A man will never know how badly a woman wants a baby.
And what all she'll to have one.
You're so right.
My techniques are too amateurish.
Varun will never fall for it.
We need professional help.
Sashi aunty. - Sashi aunty.
You're coming to me for advice!
To seduce the same man you stole from my daughter.
Let bygones me bygone, Sashi aunty.
Actually it's all for the best.
Sandhya ended up marrying a man far richer than Varun.
They live in Chicago.
And look where Varun ended up.
So, you want a crash course.
Seduction is the most ancient art form.
And greatest power to women.
Can you just give us some suggestions?
Instead of giving us a history lesson.
As it is I am doing you a favour.
If you don't have a right attitude
I am not interested in teaching.
Sorry, sorry.
She is just a little frustrated.
But we want to learn.
You mean me.
No, I mean we. - I'd like have another one.
Are you crazy?
I've fooled him twice
I don't think I can trick him a third time.
He has even looked up the meaning of ovulation.
He is counting my cycles and avoiding me like plagues
during the days.
Aren't you being greedy? - That's my problem.
When you've finished your discussion on family planning
please let me know.
Sorry, we're ready.
I call my technique
Sashi's audio visual Kamasutra.
I am writing a book based on my experiments.
Okay.
Audio component should compliment the visual.
And vice versa.
With this technique you can seduce any man you want.
Don't be too direct.
Or you can scare your man off.
And don't be too subtle also.
Because most men are dumb enough
not to understand your intentions.
What about aphrodisiacs?
Don't rush me.
We'll start with the audio portion first.
The art of talking dirty.
The Indian man as compared to the western man
is still very old fashioned.
He cannot bear to hear certain word from his women's mouth.
So you have to be playful.
Make references use toys.
Mythological references.
Arjuna's arrow. Bheema's
Use nature, flower gardens.
History, you must use history.
Qutab Minar, Jet Palaces..
You both don't know what I am talking about, do you?
No, can you give you some examples?
You caught me in good mood today.
Though I have special present for you.
My hand book.
Won't it be easy to just get them drunk?
Ridiculous.
I feel like I am throwing pearls before pigs.
Can you legally say this?
And finally
harness the power of the ultimate weapon.
The saree.
Shows everything, yet shows nothing.
The right colour, the right material.
The correct distance from the navel.
The perfect positioning of the veil.
And then the deadly veil drop.
I perfected this art over many years.
Don't we know?
Don't get sarcastic with me, girl.
You're learning from the best.
Will this really work? - Don't you have faith in me?
It's been a while since I've met you, how are you?
In which language is he speaking?
If my favourite cousin in Telugu with an accent
I am going to kill him. - Hi, Sister.
Hi, Brother-in-law.
Hi, Murli. Congrats for the engagement.
Thank you, you know how it is.
Fly in, find a wife and fly out.
Actually I don't flying in yes.
Finding a wife, yes.
But I haven't one the flying out part yet.
And we won't be doing it in the near future.
Let's go we have to get you ready.
Bye, Brother-in-law. - Yes, bye.
Really? - Yes.
Are you telling me that? - Yes.
That's brilliant.
I am sorry, what were you saying then?
We'll be happy if you come to your
house and show us your glimpse.
Dad, isn't once a week enough?
As you don't leave with us that's why we are defamed.
You always listen to that girl.
That girl is your daughter-in-law.
He used to listen to us since he was little.
When they get matured they choose their own way.
Uncle, save me from this guilt tripping please.
Actually guilt is a damn best left untouched.
Thanks, uncle. Timely advice.
Shut up, give your advice to someone else.
Don't blabber in English much.
It's okay if you don't want to come home, give us a grandson.
Bang on the money.
It's just great back home.
He has lived in the US for year and
just listen to that fake accent.
But you still have yours.
Yes, but I live there for twelve years.
You've now been in India for last six years.
Wait a minute, this is about him.
He reminds me so much of you when you first came to India.
Don't pick on him, Ashwini.
I am waiting. - What?
For your insult.
Okay, then.
When they hand you your American VISA
they inject you with conformity virus.
There by erasing any traces of individuality you've in you.
Haven't heard that one before. - Stop it, ladies.
Leave my friend alone.
Let me say it in advance.
At your protest.
I am just taking credit to make you Indian again.
So how's it working girls? - Like a charm.
You've tried it already? - Yes.
Shouldn't delay in noble deeds.
Dear, sit.
This is Goddess's offering.
It's a guarantee that you'll have a baby with this.
Mother-in-law, actually the matter is..
You don't need to tell me, I can understand everything.
Everything will get fine with this offering.
Thank you, Mother-in-law.
I could just kill your mother.
That's why we're not living with them.
You of course are the perfect boy.
That I am.
And we're not happening the by because my womb is banned.
Oh, that kids thing again.
Varun. - Yes.
You've been so supportive lately.
Yes.
So good boy get ready.
Because I am going to treat you like a bad boy tonight.
I know lots more people than she does.
I know, I know.. - But I would never
translate my friendship into money making ventures.
I would.
You know, it's fabulous.
Cool, yes.
For every successful client I send you
I need 30 percent.
I don't need your help. - You do.
You know only Naidus and Raos.
I can bring you Reddys and Rajus.
20 percent. - 25 final.
It's just my Indianness. I have to bargain.
I understand.
Okay, deal.
Dear, don't you want a baby?
No, Grandmom. He does.
Okay, I understood.
Is it difficult?
Do you know?
Your grandfather was a master in these things.
When I was at your age I have nine children.
He is like a machine.
I don't think he was the machine.
In those days in hot milk
I was putting in almonds and mixing saffron.
Though nowadays you take protections.
No, you didn't tell me the truth.
Please try to understand, it's like..
Understand what? - No, you see.
Non sense.
I mean.. - Please.
The point is that..
So technically you're unemployed.
I am in between jobs.
Please stop that accent.
I am just switching jobs.
I think you have an H1 VISA.
And with the American economy the way it is
he may not find a job
and he'll come back here tomorrow.
And I can't take that chance.
Dude, this is bad.
No, but what are you saying?
What are you saying?
What is she saying?
You said permanent job and you lied.
I'll send it to you tomorrow.
Does that constitute a divorce?
That has to be the world record for the shortest engagement.
We only have two weeks to find him another bride.
My first client.
Brother, where is 3 by 8 by 594 oblique 62a?
Well, head straight from here. - Yes.
There will be Mosque. Take right from the Mosque.
Then again take right in another lane.
But I was thinking it's on this side.
Really? Then it must be on that side.
Marriages are made up in heaven, we just speed up the process.
Don't worry we'll find you a lovely bride.
Let's just get a few details like
caste, sub caste, horoscope, ancestry
constellations and religion.
Profession, salary expectations.
And see what fate has in store for you.
Okay, what I am looking for is a girl who is beautiful
yet homey, vivacious with right mix of
Indian and western value. - Just hold on.
All this after yesterday, I must appreciate your resilience.
You mean astonish me.
Come back to India with a ridiculous set of demands.
Looking for a combination of nothing less than
miss India to mother India.
Never once looking in the mirror.
And this impossible task has to be accomplished in two weeks.
Yes, I know that all the leave you get.
But don't you think, you should take some more time off
when looking for a life partner.
If you're realistic, I with God's help
will find you a companion that will enrich your life.
If not, I can recommend some good brothels in Begum Bazaar.
I couldn't have said it better myself.
Hi. - I am late
there was an emergency in the hospital.
That's all right.
I told you not to meet her alone.
If you think I was harsh
you're lucky you didn't had to listen to her speech.
Okay, let's start again.
Hey, listen.
Yes, sir. - Get another plate.
Account number 241.
Okay, sir. - What are you eating here?
Protein builds muscles.
Yes, only if you workout not if you sit on your..
Do something about that stomach.
You know, some women find this sexy.
On which planet?
Speaking of sex.
The past couple of nights have been incredible.
I don't know what's come over Ashwini.
Beware, Dude.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
I know but in the heat of battle the little head always wins.
Oh, no.
Sir. - Hey, do I look fat?
No, sir. Absolutely fit.
Thank you.
Menaka.
Hi.
Hello, Boss.
How are you? - Pretty good.
Nice to see you here. - Same here.
Have you met Sanjeev?
Hello. - Hi.
Meet my new floor supervisor.
You like this city so far?
Yes, I am enjoying the easy pace.
Be careful this luxurious lifestyle will spoil you.
You won't be able to work in any other city after this.
I am.. - I just shake.
Are you having a heart attack?
Just a little out of shape.
I used to be a hundred metre splinter in school.
Yes about hundred years ago.
Well I'll leave you to take him to the hospital.
Just joking, bye.
Bye, take care. Have a good workout.
Why are you humiliating me?
It's a habit, come on.
Okay, Ziza. Yes.
I'll pick him up at the hospital, okay bye.
Hey, Farhan got hurt at a rally.
Give it up, man. It's not worth it.
It's because moderates like you keep quiet
the country is going to the dogs.
Hey, shut up.
Can't let the fundamentalists wins.
You think the cause is worth shedding blood over.
My own yes, other's no.
Then do it, I am here to bandage you up.
Thanks, Sister-in-law.
Hey, Ashwini, don't encourage him. You'll get him killed.
Yes.
We can't play cards with just four people, right?
Oh, yes. - I almost forgot.
No propaganda please.
Look at it first.
Excellent. - Excellent.
Lots of crowd is here tonight.
Lots of pretty faces.
Lots of love.
Lots of smoke.
Sanjeev.
Where is Farhan? - He again got behind the bars.
For Farhan.
Competing with us. Let's cheer.
It's your turn.
Too much exercise can't move.
One scotch with water and a vodka tonic, please.
Thank you.
May I buy you a drink?
Hello. - Hello, Boss.
Are you stalking me?
I guess all the cool people go to the same places.
Good answer.
Can I get you that drink?
Or do we have to confirm to rules of chauvinism.
Chauvinism never dies.
What would you like? - A vodka tonic.
That's my drink. - I told you I was cool.
One more vodka tonic please.
Where's your wife?
Ashwini doesn't much care for smoky rooms
filled with a bunch of oldies.
Listening to oldies.
But me, I am an nostalgic freak.
Plus in Hyderabad you don't let opportunities like this go.
Yes, there's not much to do in the evenings.
Our idea of partying is eating, drinking and
eating. Did I mention eating?
I know.
That 'Biryani' thing is tied around my waist.
Hey, now why would a
Bombayite move to a sleepy Hyderabad?
Lack of spaces that
and my problem of falling in love with my bosses.
That could be a problem.
Shall we? - Thanks, Dude.
Hello. - Hi.
I had a good work out.
Now I can drink guilt free you know.
Thank you, thank you.
You're rocking with the 'Alter Egos'.
We thank Where else for having us here tonight.
So let's do what a true Hyderabadi does.
Don't take it to your heart..
Take it with your hand.
Okay, now we have to be stupid.
Thanks.
If you have will power
then don't take it to your heart take it on your hand.
Bye. - Bye.
Do you need a ride?
Thanks, I drove.
Bye. - All right, goodnight, Menaka.
Bye.
Hey..
What a girl!
She is hot. - Shut up, married man.
May be it's my over active Indian got but be careful.
Relax, man.
A friendly evening and a fair not neck..
Help.
Good morning.
Thanks, I had a nightmare.
Little too much last night.
I have a meeting with Dr. Nath so I've to go.
Okay.
Have you thought about it some more.
Thought about what?
Not now, Sweetheart. I have a head ache.
There's never a good time.
We're great together.
I know we are.
But we're missing something.
Someone to make us complete.
It's not a necessity. - It is.
I am sick of this conversation.
So am I.
I've decided we're going to have a baby.
This is stupid.
In case you didn't know it takes two to tango.
You're becoming obsessed with this.
Becoming? I already am.
This is driving me crazy.
Why won't you see my side?
What are you so afraid of?
I am not ready for responsibility.
When will you be ready?
How much longer do I have to wait.
I don't know.
Morning.
Morning, sir. - Good morning.
Yes, Menaka. What's it?
I am having trouble with the new client's of way bridge.
All right.
Azim can help you with that.
He can never get the pronunciation
a hundred percent right.
It's a
phenomenal deal that..
Quit trying to seduce me.
I don't see you stopping me.
I almost fired the last supervisor
for sexually harassing an employee.
I don't see you firing me.
Don't cross the line.
Don't you dare cross the line.
Line.. Line..
Why am I doing this?
We are a happily married.
We've few differences. But happily married.
Key word, happy.
This is the test and I am going to pass it.
We shouldn't be doing this.
Why not?
I am..
Why not?
I am happily married.
So?
So this is okay?
I think so.
Okay.
I am sorry, I can't. - I understand.
Yes.
I..
There's no point.
Yes, Menaka.
Not now, Azim.
Do you have a problem in understanding English?
I said later.
I admire your restrain, sir.
I couldn't have controlled myself
if a woman like that offered herself to me.
What?
I saw it all.
I have been waiting for weeks for you to slip.
If it's an apology your looking for..
You know it's the same thing you demoted me for.
So this is what I am going to do.
I am going to tell your wife everything I saw.
I am not going to exaggerate or lie about anything.
Just the facts.
What did you tell me?
Don't bring your libido to work.
I know you'll fire me.
But it'll be sweet revenge.
Good day, sir.
I didn't touch her.
I swear to God I didn't lay a finger on her.
But you thought about it.
You thought about it.
Yes, but it's not the same. - Yes, it is.
A thought is were it all begins.
A thought is how you mentally entrust her?
All you had left was the physical part.
Yes, but it makes all the differences
the action that counts.
Are you telling me that you've never been attracted anyone?
That you never thought of mentally undressing anyone.
So you did think of undressing her.
Pack your bags.
I am sorry.
I want you to leave.
Wait, wait, you're throwing me out?
The poor confused middle class Indian wife
types and time ago.
And I don't care what the society things.
And she is more than capable of looking after herself.
Ashwini, this is not about some abusive man and
downtrodden woman, this is us.
This is my place as much as yours.
Then I'll leave.
No, that's not what I meant.
I don't want anyone to leave.
We can't be under the same roof.
Ashwini.. - Don't.
You're over reacting. - May be I am.
Can we not sleep over this?
Think with a calm mind tomorrow. - Sleep?
You think I can sleep now.
You started here it early.
You could've at least waited another year.
We've been married for 6 years.
You're talking garbage. - Am I?
Or may be this is just your way of getting rid of me.
So you can run back to America.
What? Don't link the two. - Why not?
Isn't adultery as common as apple pie?
Don't you dare yell at me.
I am not yelling at you, I am yelling at frustration.
I don't care about the kids or US or anything.
Just you, that's all.
You men
you let your crotch get in the way of everything.
We sort files in four major categories.
Caste, profession, marital status and foreign return.
Now if you want you can look through this files and
find someone, or I can match you up.
If you wish you can even meet her here.
We leave them in there.
And then it's up to them to decide.
Srinivash is a very shy boy.
I'll answer for him. - Okay.
But as long as you're honest.
I know him better than he knows himself.
All right.
We are very particular.
I hope you can find the right girl for us.
No worries, sir. I'll look in this specific caste.
But sub caste is no bar.
We are very.. - Liberal.
Ashwini is so black and white.
But I guess that's makes her who she is.
What was I thinking?
Mistakes happen, Dude.
But I didn't do anything.
Thought about it didn't do anything.
I believe you.
Just give her sometime she'll come around.
I hope so once her mid is made up.
It's all his fault filling your mind with stupid ideas.
No, Seema.
Don't blame him.
This one time the stupidity is all mine.
You're going to stay with us.
I think this will resolve. - Yes, Varun.
Thanks, Guys. But you have a full house.
If it gets unbearable which it might
I'll take up on your offer.
Hello, Mom.
What's the matter, son?
The fight between husband and wife is very normal.
How?
You should've controlled your wife.
You be quiet, he is already very tired.
Son, will you eat anything?
I am not hungry.
She drove you out of your house, it's so shameful.
Dad, that is both of our house. It's not just mine.
At least you drove her out it would be good.
You don't talk like this.
From tomorrow I will make everything fine.
She knows well how to manage her.
If both of you won't shut up.
I'll look for a hotel.
Will you eat anything, son?
Ashwini, this is Varun.
I am not coming to the hospital
because I don't want to put you in a awkward spot.
You know where to reach me.
Please, please let's talk.
I am sure this can be resolved.
It's been a while since I have heard your voice.
And I am going absolutely crazy.
Please call me.
Miss you, bye.
Ashwini, please call me.
Ashwini..
Please call me.
Ashwini.
Ashwini, please call me.
I figured it might be you.
I heard about the mess, how bad is it?
I can't talk directly to her.
Every message has to be delivered through Seema.
I am truly sorry.
My fault, I was thinking with the wrong head.
Please let me know if there's anything I can do help.
I think you should leave.
I am not sure what that would resolve.
But it might help.
This falling in love with my bosses is not working.
I need to try something new to keep my next job.
Thanks.
I see you're sleeping well.
Oh, yes. Fantastic.
Those dark circles look beautiful.
Thank you. - And these bags under your eyes
make you look very sexy.
Enough. - I should be telling you that.
Isn't this too radical?
I don't think so.
Come on, it's not like he slept with her or something.
He didn't even touch her. - How can you be that certain?
You don't believe him?
I don't..
I am not sure.
Can you just not forgive him? - Would you?
If Sanjeev did the same thing to you?
I would punish him in many different ways.
Torture him even.
Okay, okay.
Yes, I would.
I would way all the good against that one mistake.
Well, you're a better person than I am.
Ashwini.
Don't throw it all away.
Please just take my side.
Which is why I can't let you do this.
Okay, I think I know how to convince you.
Yes, Harish.
Yes, it looks like sales are about 33 percent.
Okay, yes. Right, bye.
I just remembered, I went to God Hanuman's temple in the morning.
Now everything will be okay.
Your marital relationship will be totally repaired.
But Lord Hanuman was a Bachelor.
Oh, good point.
Wrong God.
Come in.
Hello.
Hi. - Hey, what a pleasant surprise.
Come, come.
What are you doing here?
I just stopped by to give him God's offering.
I am sure.
How are you?
How is she?
I don't know her any more.
Don't say that.
Yes.
Just came to say goodbye.
Is she the marriage breaker?
Seema.
Sorry, she has a problem with the truth.
Always picks it.
I deserve it.
Why don't you come in?
I came specifically to meet you.
I thought if you wanted me to I could speak to your wife.
Hey, that could work.
As desperate as the idea is it might work.
But I'd still like to spend some time with her first.
Would like to join me for a cup of coffee?
Yes, sure.
I'll see you later.
Menaka.
Lord Hanuman's offerings.
Thanks.
Safer for all of us.
Before we begin.
Let me just say something
we can talk civilly after that.
What were you thinking?
Messing with a married man
is like stepping on a bed of coals.
It feels warm at first
before you realise it, it burns your..
You're an intelligent working women.
Home wreaker is not something you want to add to your resume.
Totally agreed.
Okay, I feel better.
Tell me everything.
I pity her.
She shouldn't be alone with Seema.
No one should be alone with Seema.
You're a brave man.
I know.
Not a finger. - That close but no touch.
Cleavage, transparent saree. - Everything.
I am good at my job, both jobs.
Varun's a tough guy not succumbed to get pressure.
Yes, he is.
One second. - Arti.
Yes, ma'am. - You won that bonus.
Once again.
Good job. - Thank you so much, ma'am.
One second, one second.
Give me a call tomorrow, I might just change your life.
Thanks.
No harm in doing business even in a middle of crisis, right?
I believe you.
For what it's worth thanks.
I actually like this.
I can stay out as long as I want, and if Seema..
I'd just say that poor guy was suffering so much.
So much, I couldn't bear..
What can you do?
What can I do?
It's up to the women.
That's true, to the women.
To the women.
You shouldn't have done that you're moving too fast.
There's nothing else to wait for now.
I understand what you're going through but this is drastic.
I never told you because I knew you did try and stop me.
Give him another chance.
Men always believe they can get any women they want.
Look at Sanjeev.
Pot belly, out of shape.
But still believes every women is within his reach.
But Varun actually reached.
Reached yes, definitely.
He didn't pluck the apple left it on the tree.
I met Menaka.
You met her!
Is she attractive? - Quiet.
Good. - Does that make it better?
No.
I am just talking nonsense.
I am so tired.
Nothing has happened that cannot be easily repaired.
I grilled, Menaka.
She said nothing happened and I believed her.
I don't trust him or her, I am
no one.
You trust me, right?
I think you should meet Menaka and hear it from her.
Hello.
Yes, okay.
Ashwini said no.
Now what?
This time the girl has crossed her limit.
What's this?
Oh, my God.
I think that girl will not sleep until she humiliates us.
You read my mail. Are you all crazy?
I am not crazy, you and your wife are crazy.
You're fighting about such a small matter.
Should someone go to the court.
She has defamed the honour of our family.
What honour? What about my life? - Now you do something.
Me? What can I do? I am trying.
Don't shout at your father. - I am not shouting.
You're shouting.
If I am shouting then you're also shouting.
I am not shouting. This is my way of talking.
I don't know what to do.
I can't take this any more.
Please give us another chance.
I can't.
Every time I see a woman I see you in bed with her.
Give it a little time.
It'll fad, we will work.
It's not even the images.
The problem is trust..
Is a very delicate thread.
Very delicate but..
But a lot stronger than this..
This stupid yellow thread which is supposed to bind us together.
I just can't trust you any more.
You have to try.
I give up everything I worked for just for you.
My whole life is just for you.
If I meant so much to you how come you hurt me?
I am a stupid human, okay?
I made a mistake.
That's what humans do, make mistakes.
I'll do my best to repair it.
I am sorry.
Me too.
I don't want any food, Mom.
This judge is very strict.
But I will talk to him
you don't need to talk in the court, okay?
If she goes through with this
I am going back.
Back to office?
Back.
Back to America?
She is the reason I stayed, he's the reason I'll leave.
You're seeking the divorce.
Yes.
What about you?
I don't want thee divorce but I'll do what she wants.
On what grounds do you want the divorce?
Abuser relationship, sir.
That's not true, your honour. - Be quiet, please.
Let me hear what she has to say.
Don't be afraid, speak freely.
I..
Your honour..
Okay, I'll ask the questions.
You just say yes or no.
Does he beat you? - No, sir.
Does he have any bad habits?
Drinking, smoking, gambling.
No, sir.
Is he having illicit relations with another woman?
Well, sir..
Does he look after you well?
Then you're wasting my time.
Okay, I'll rehear this case in one month.
In the mean time, go home, cook him a good meal
and both of you
think about the reasons you should stay together.
And not why you should separate.
Nest case.
Next month..
Next month same date. - Ashwini.
Mister, please don't come. - Be quiet please.
Did he speak to you? Then let me answer.
I am very confused.
You find another lawyer.
Why can't I find clients
who are at least sure of what they want?
Please, I mean can you not reconsider..
Give me a little time.
Take all the time you want.
So, you'll be staying in India a little longer.
What the heck I'll give you guys another shot.
In this joy I won't go the office today.
This, this, this.
All of this matches perfectly.
Now it's up to them to decide.
Let me show you this..
There's our bride.
Hi, come, come.
Good luck to both of you.
Now let's just give them sometime
to discuss things while we wait outside.
Everything will be fine.
Yes.
Okay then.
Thank you. - I am proud of you my boy.
Congratulations. - Thank you.
Thank you.
- Congratulations.
No, no, I am going to take a..
I'll be back in 6 months.
I'll be waiting.
Seems you're very tired.
Dear, are you taking care of your health?
I am fine.
We want both of you to stay happy together.
He also seems very sad.
You also look like that.
You both belong to the present generation.
But this society is very old fashioned.
This divorce is not right.
I also feel bad doing it.
Men are idiots, dear.
Sorry.
They always makes mistake.
Then we have to forgive them.
I am also trying. - Good.
I am very happy, dear.
I think all the problem has been fixed now.
But..
No ifs and buts, thanks.
You did the right thing, dear.
What do you mean? - Nothing.
If a husband leaves his wife then
it's very tough for her to live in this society.
That insult, the way of talking and point of view.
So it is her fault. - Always.
If the wife helped then there would have been no problem.
Even if the husband is the wrong doer?
Correct.
The husband can get married again, there's no problem.
But if the wife get's divorced she has to stay alone forever.
Finally you think like us.
I am trying to decide who I should kill first.
We did this to help you.
Please tell me.
Why are you both playing with my life?
We got that right when you were born.
I was this close to getting her back.
Oh, God. With parents like this who needs enemies?
Sir, you have coming here
week after week with the same demands.
I have already married of 8 couples.
I have a word of advice.
If all ways fails, lower your standard.
I'll look through the files, once more.
Ma'am, I have request, ma'am.
Can you please look for the exact
opposite of what my dad wants?
I can do that, but can you marry her?
I am going to try, ma'am.
I am going to try my best.
What more can you ask of a man?
Good luck to both of us.
Thank you, ma'am.
I will be back home late. Okay?
Ashwini found another box of Varun's CDs.
There. - I will give it to him.
Are we sitting in the morgue or something?
Come on guys, I am just getting a divorce not dying.
But you are leaving. - Yes man, that sucks.
Our group will disintegrate man.
Please the group was there before me
and will continue without me.
But we won't have anyone's accent to make fun of.
You know my one regret in all of these?
I wish I had slept with Menaka.
At least then this divorce should have been justified.
Hello! - Hi!
I was in the toilet when this thought just stuck me.
You know all great thoughts start in the toilet.
Right from Archimedes screaming 'Eureka'.
Should I ask what that great thought was?
You must.
I thought today is the perfect day, I told Dr. Ashwini.
What's being eating me up inside.
You are the most hard working, honest..
Righteous, straight forward..
And beautiful woman, I have ever known.
Dr. Nath.. - Please let me finish.
If I let this opportunity to go
I don't think I will ever have the courage.
I don't think I have ever felt so close to anyone else before.
Dr. Nath, please this is not a good time.
There never is, is there? Today has to be the day.
Just because I am divorcee, doesn't mean I am available.
Okay, what are you talking about?
Weren't you.. - Oh, no, no.
I was just..
I was.. I was..
I was just going to.. you.. no.
I was just want to tell you that I am gay.
And you, you thought..
You thought I was, I was..
I was.. - I mean I am sorry.
You find that funny? - No.
No.
I am very sorry, I am just laughing on relief.
Oh, my God!
That must have been the craziest way
for me to have told you my biggest secret.
It's safe with me.
Thank you, you go and take some rest.
I will take over now.
I am not ashamed of who I am.
But the worst part about being gay
Is the loneliness.
That's the curse I won't wish even for my worst enemy.
Drama, drama, drama.
Your whole life has become a drama.
Go on dad, let it all out. I know you are hurting.
We are not your enemy.
Sometimes, I am not sure.
We have already told you.
She is not from our caste.
Though we explained many times, you refused
everything we said and married as your wish.
Not only that.
After six years of your wedding
she couldn't give birth to a baby.
That's not Ashwini's fault.
I am the one who didn't want any kids.
If she as a smart wife, she would have convinced you.
She can never win with you guys.
And now a divorce.
Moreover we can't leave with our respect.
I am sure it's been a really trouble
time for you and picnic for me
It's not like that my son.
Now there it's done, what do you want me to do?
Get married again.
What's this obsession with marriage?
You think if I tie a couple of knots
Around someone's neck, I will be happy?
Are you out of your mind? I love her.
Even though we are divorced, I love her.
This is not like changing a dirty shirt.
She is.. was my wife and I love her.
So you won't get married again?
Just leave me alone, till I live. Please..
Dude, now you go home.
I promise the day we find a match
Seema and I will personally come to your house.
And invite you. Dude, go home now.
Seema, the coast is clear let's go.
We are getting late to the airport.
Why are you in hurry? You must be careful.
Be quiet.
Why did you call me? - To give you one last chance.
This is not a boyfriend girlfriend break up.
We are divorced. - Who cares?
You will be the last one to worry about the world thinks.
I know, but..
Why are we discussing this?
I am the one who did it.
Now I have to pay the price.
You have an hour to change your life.
Use it any way you want.
Her defences are breaking.
I just hope they breaking time.
Father. - Wait.
A little different.
Hi, Murli.
Hey sister, why are you so late?
I have to do something. - Did you get it done?
No.
We will take care of it after the wedding.
I guess we will.
Hi, Sanjeev. - Hi.
I made a mistake. I made a bad mistake.
I do anything to take it back.
Anything to get him back.
I have never met a stubborn and foolish girl than you.
Anything, I.. I will even go to the US.
Just to tell him sorry and may be forgive me and take me back.
May be you won't have to go that far.
What are you talking about?
May be you can ask him right now.
Please, thank you.
I've made a mistake.
I do anything to make it right. - It's okay.
It's okay. - I am so sorry.
I don't care about kids.
If you don't want them, it's okay with me.
Then why didn't you come?
I waiting at the airport hoping that in filmy fashion
your magically appear and stopping me at the gate.
I have to quietly swallow my pride
and come back here for one last try.
Plus that idiot Sanjeev book me on the wrong flight.
But I would have come.. - I don't care.
I have been glad you are back.
I.. I try to come back
didn't have the courage.
After all you're not my husband anymore.
Divorcing you was the only way to get you back.
I would do it all over again.
I thought I lost you for ever.
Come on, Ashwini, the USA is really not that far.
Would you have come? - Yes.
Thank you.
There is something I have to do. - Yes.
Varun, will you marry me?
Yes.
It's okay, crazy girl.
What's going on?
You put on the nuptial chain, you play the music.
It seems I have seen this scene somewhere before.
I hope this time is the last time.
I know.
Come on hurry up it's late.
We have to pick up Rahul and Riya from mom's place, Buddy.
You have the rest of the lives together.
Actually these two you never know.
I know. - Take your time.
Let us go home.
And.. - And make the ivory tower..
Knock against the gates of jet palace.
I read Sashi aunty's diary.
It's not ethical to read other people's diaries.
Let's not talk about ethics, okay darling.
Sorry.
And no more tricking. I am ready for number three.
Thank you.
Please let's not do this again. - Good idea.
More than us I don't think
our friends and family can handle it.
Now that we have disgraced everyone
does that mean we have to run back to the US?
Still, Varun? - No.
This is home, your home.
I love you.
Wow!
That's the first time you ever said it out loud in public.
I love you too.
There is something else I haven't done in public before.
Don't over do it now. - Okay.
You didn't mean the comment about not having kids, did you?
Not a word. - That's what I thought.
Let's get started. We have a family to create.
Yes, ma'am.
Technically we are not married.
Does that mean we can't have sex till we are married?
I am a bad girl and I have been known to take chances.
You have been such a good boy.
I am going to treat you like a bad boy tonight.
Jesus, can Sashi aunty not teach some new lines!
You know.. - Actually
I think all of Hyderabad does.
Don't take it to your heart, take it on your hand.
In the mean time, go home
cook him.. It's difficult.
Clap. - I am being..
I won't! I will say what I want.
Before we begin
let me just say something so I can..
Cut, sorry.
Isn't it a done deal? - Cut. Another shot..
Action.
Cut.
I don't know.
Cut. - I am enjoying the easy pace.
Well, whatever you say.
When it is..
Cut..
I think the thing is..
He may leave the job and..
Sorry, sir. Sorry.
I am waiting. - For what?
Oh! - Cut! Action.
I will do anything to make it right.
I.. I don't care about having kids.
If you don't want them, it's okay with me.
That's the first time you ever said it out loud in public.
Cut. Wait.. Wait for me to say 'I love you too'.
Sorry..
Seema, let's go.
The whole coast is clear, let's..
It's a wrap.