Peter Dinklage

Winston / Toxie, the Hero

Jacob Tremblay

Wade, the Kid

Taylour Paige

J.J. Doherty, the Wild Card

Julia Davis

Kissy Sturnevan, his Associate

Jonny Coyne

Thad Barkabus, the Big Boss

Elijah Wood

Fritz Garbinger, his Creepy Brother

Kevin Bacon

Bob Garbinger, the Villain

David Yow

Guthrie Stockins, the Wise Hobo

Sarah Niles

Mayor Togar

Shaun Dooley

Mel Ferd, the Crusading Reporter

Luisa Guerreiro

Toxie, the Bod

Annette Badland

Daisy, the Shopkeeper

Sunil Patel

Dr. Walla, who means well

Margo Cargill

Agent Sarah Weatherwax, aka Sneaky Cheetah

Rebecca O'Mara

Shelly, dearly missed

Macon Blair

Dennis, the Noisy Slob

Lloyd Kaufman

Lloyd, the Hospital Grump

Spencer Wilding

Monster Garbinger, his Imperfect Self / Hi

Kitodar Todorov

Kupp, a Science Geek

Sophia Vassili

Sawser, another Geek

Konstantin Ikonomov

Wally, the Butler

Julian Kostov

Budd Berserk, crazy/dangerous

Neda Spasova

DJ Cool Cthulu, tables & black magic

Nencho Stefanov

Nightmare Josh, rhythm of madness

Duke Nwamerue

Venus Devalero, sex bass

Abraham Lewis

Spence, his Shithead Heir

Ioan Lov

Ponytail, a Thug

Leart Dokle

Keg-Stand, another Thug

Valentin Ganev

Cardinal Rooney

Atanas Srebrev

Chief Wormer

Emmanuel Todorov

Beat Cop

Euan Macnaughton

Fritz Cop

Nathan Cooper

"Cornholed"

Max Kraus

"Youse!"

Owen Davis

Louis, the Brave Fry Cook

Nikolay Stanoev

Gut-Shot Manager

Kexin Wang

Cashier

Laura Giosh

Distraught Mother

Ulyana Chan

Protective Hostage

Lee Eddy

CJ Doons, formerly Miss Fall Harvest

JR Esposito

J.R. Gile, reporting live!

Brent Werzner

Toxie Witness

Byron Brown

Sad Commercial Man, "thank you, Bob"

Jane Levy

Cheerful Insurance Rep (voice)