From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Kevin Cooney (born October 2, 1945) is an American film and television actor. He has appeared in the films Legally Blonde, Austin Powers in Goldmember, Con Air and many others, and the television series Dharma & Greg, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, and others. Description above from the Wikipedia article Kevin Cooney, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.